Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?. Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?. - PowerPoint PPT Presentation
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee"
onmoney they already
know you don't have?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you
knowthe battery is dead?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed tobe twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Isn't Disney World a people
trap operated by a mouse?
If the universe is everything, and
scientists say thatthe universe is
expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving
backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians
eat?
When I erase a word with a pencil,
where does it go?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they
are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside
of the bottle?
Is boneless chicken
considered to be an invertebrate?
How do you get off a non-stop
flight?
How many weeks are there in a
light year?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound,
can he still hearhis Walkman?
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get
mistletoe?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur
would we still pet them?
If peanut butter cookies are made
from peanut butter, then
what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the
bags?
If swimming is good for your
shape, then why do whales
look the way they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin,
what do they make fog
horns out of?
If you jog backwards, will
you gain weight?
Why do the signs that say "Slow
Children" have a picture of
a running child?
Why do they call it "chili" if it's
hot?
Why do we sing Take me out to the ball game, when we are