webseries season 3 episode 7
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FADE IN:
INT. PRESIDENT'S HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT
PRESIDENT KIM WHITE WONG sits at the desk
AGENT SKAAR bursts into the room.
SKAAR
Mr. President! We've just received word
that the Anders are preparing to attack
Washington.
PRESIDENT WONG
What do we know?
SKAAR
That's all so far.
PRESIDENT WONG
What are our options?
SKAAR
Well, you can...
Skaar notices a shoe box in the corner of the room.
SKAAR
Mr. President... get behind me.
President Wong stands up and jumps behind Skaar.
PRESIDENT WONG
(whispering)
What's wrong Agent Skaar?
Skaar points at the shoe box.
PRESIDENT WONG
Where did that come from?
The shoe box launches at Skaar revealing itself to be Alan. Alan hits Skaar in the
stomach and disappears.
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SKAAR
(yelling)
Get the President out of here!
Five AGENTS rush into the room. Two of them grab President Wong and rush him outof the room. Skaar is punched in the face by an invisible force.
NOTE: Skaar and the other agents fight with Alan who keeps teleporting, throwing stuff
at them, and knocking them around with his telekinesis. Eventually Alan defeats all of
the agents except for Skaar.
Alan sits on the edge of the bed and Skaar gets up from off the floor. Skaar pulls out his
gun and points it at Alan. SUDDENLY Skaar's gun starts getting pulled around by an
invisible force. The gun flies out of Skaar's hands and lands next to Alan on the bed. It's
pointing at Skaar.
ALAN
(yelling)
Death to humans!
CUT TO BLACK:
The SOUND of a gunshot.
FADE IN:
INT - THE SEQUENTIAL DETECTIVE AGENCY - NIGHT
Smolder, Drake, Jeff, and Scullery are all standing around the desk.
SMOLDER
Are they attacking the state or are they
going to attack Washington DC?
SCULLERY
Ryanne said they were attacking thethe state.
JEFF
Why would they attack the state?
Smolder closes his eyes
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DRAKE
That's not where the government people
hang out.
SCULLERYMaybe they're just confused.
Smolder opens his eyes.
SMOLDER
The President was just attacked in his
hotel room in Washington and they're
in the process of relocating him to a nearby
bunker.
Drake, Jeff, and Scullery all look shocked.
SCULLERY
Are you serious?
SMOLDER
Of course. If I wasn't being serious I'd have
said, Three children fall into a well and one,
says "Oh no! We're dead."
DRAKE
That's a weird non-sequitur joke.
SCULLERY
How did you figure... oh wait.
SMOLDER
Yeah, I used my thingamajig.
(pauses)
I have a feeling Alan was the one who attacked
the President.
Scullery sits down in the nearest chair.
SCULLERY
No!
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SMOLDER
I don't know for a fact that he did it.
Scullery stands up again.
SCULLERYOh good.
SMOLDER
But he probably did do it.
Scullery punches Smolder in the arm.
SCULLERY
You know how I don't like emotional
roller coasters Smolder!
SMOLDER
Sorry. I can't detect where Alan is, right?
Scullery nods her head. Drake gets Jeff's attention and gestures to the couch. They
walk over to it, sit down, and start thumb wrestling.
SMOLDER
Well I felt like I couldn't sense him in
Washington.
SCULLERY
That doesn't make any sense!
Jeff and Drake start getting really aggressive while thumb wresting. They stand up on
the couch.
SMOLDER
It does because I got the same feeling
I get when I try to locate him. This sense of
emptiness... it's hard to explain but it reallyseems like he was there in the room with
the President.
(pauses)
Did you know the President was Asian?
Drake yanks on Jeff's arm, accidently throws him to the floor, and then falls on top of
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him.
SCULLERY
I did not.
SMOLDERWow... we're really out of touch with the
world.
Jeff and Drake stand up. They look a little disoriented.
SCULLERY
Yeah...
Drake CLEARS his throat and Smolder and Scullery look over at him and Jeff.
JEFF
Well it's been fun but you guys are
kind of ignoring me and Drake so we're
gonna get out of here.
DRAKE
We are?
JEFF
Yeah.
DRAKE
Oh right... because of what we said in the
last episode.
Jeff, Scullery, and Smolder give Drake a weird look.
JEFF/SMOLDER/SCULLERY
What?
DRAKEYou know. We decided to become friends
again even though I can't remember ever
being friends with you originally.
JEFF
What'd you mean by "the last episode"?
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DRAKE
Ever since I got sucked into an episode of
A Mystification of Subterfuge I've started
thinking of our lives as a big TV show.
SMOLDER
That's just silly... none of this would ever
have been allowed on TV. It's just too weird.
I could maybe see it as a webseries.
JEFF
(to Drake)
Are you being serious?
DRAKEYep. It's a pretty interesting story.
Drake puts his arm around Jeff and they start walking out the door.
DRAKE
It all started when I decided to argue
with the TV.
Drake and Jeff leave.
SCULLERY
That was weird.
Scullery sits on the desk.
SCULLERY
You know what Smolder? Drake is
starting to remind me of you.
(pauses)
Well you before you rescued me from
Felix Callkadawn.
Smolder sits on the desk next to Scullery.
SMOLDER
So you think I've changed.
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Smolder looks Scullery in the eyes.
SCULLERY
Yeah. You're more focused and serious
and you've become a really good leader.
SMOLDER
Really?
Scullery looks away from Smolder and down at the floor.
SCULLERY
Yep. I don't feel like I need to take
care of you anymore.
Smolder nudges Scullery shoulder with his shoulder.
SMOLDER
I liked it when you took care of me.
Scullery looks up at Smolder again.
SCULLERY
Well you're not perfect. You've still got
some problems.
SMOLDER
Like what?
Scullery looks away again.
SCULLERY
You'll always need me.
SMOLDER
That doesn't seem like a problem to
me.
Scullery slides off the desk and sits in the chair in front of Smolder.
SCULLERY
Felix Callkadawn thought it was a problem.
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SMOLDER
Well Felix Callkadawn's a stupid bitch.
SCULLERY
It said I made you weak.
Smolder hops off the desk and walks over to the window. Scullery turns in the chair to
follow him. Smolder turns to face Scullery
SMOLDER
Have we seriously not talked about this
until now?
SCULLERY
We never really had an opportunity to discuss
what happened. You had to save Drake fromdying in his dreams and then you had to save
the world.
SMOLDER
We could have talked about it after that.
Scullery stands up, walks over to the couch, and flops down on it.
SCULLERY
Talking about relationships just seems silly
after you've helped save the world from a
magical computer virus.
Smolder sits down next to Scullery.
SMOLDER
I don't care. Let's talk about it right now.
SCULLERY
Okay.
They both pause for a moment.
SMOLDER
Do you really believe that you make me
weak?
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SCULLERY
Sort of.
Smolder grabs Scullery's hands and holds them tight.
SMOLDERWell it's not true. You give me strength just
by being around. You're what keeps me going.
When you were taken away from me I gave up.
Remember that funny story about me and Alan
and that crazy church?
SCULLERY
Yeah.
SMOLDERWe didn't tell you the whole story. I accidently
let a client get killed by birds.
SCULLERY
I was wondering why you refused to explain
what happened to Butte Facade after that.
SMOLDER
The point is I was lost without you. Alan, Drake,
and Jeff all had to push me in the right direction
to find you. And when I knew I had a chance of
getting you back I was able to stand on my own
two feet and save you.
SCULLERY
So you're saying that "knowing you could
save" me helped you save me?
SMOLDER
Yeah... it was sort of like John Connor
sending his dad back in time to make surehe'd be born so he could send his dad back
in time.
SCULLERY
It's nothing like that.
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SMOLDER
Then whatever...
(pauses)
What I'm trying to say is... you're the thread
that holds me together.
Scullery looks down at Smolder's hands holding her hands.
SCULLERY
What's going on?
Smolder looks down at their hands and then let's go of Scullery's hands.
Smolder
I don't know.
They both start laughing.
SCULLERY
For a second there I thought--
SMOLDER
I know!
SCULLERY
That was weird.
SMOLDER
Yeah. Washington is in trouble and we
were just like--
SCULLERY
It's crazy.
They slowly stop laughing.
The phone RINGS.
Scullery quickly jumps up and answers it.
SCULLERY
(into phone)
Hello?
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(pauses)
Really? Okay just a second.
Scullery turns to Smolder.
SMOLDERWho is it?
SCULLERY
It's Arkham.
Smolder looks shocked.
SMOLDER
From the FBI?
Scullery nods her head.
SMOLDER
What's he calling me for?
CUT TO BLACK:
THE END
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