the old neighbourhood aint what she used to be by: david campbell

The old Neighbourhood aint what she used to be

By: David Campbell

This is a terrible place to park, you aren’t

even close to the curb.

I’ve got to find a new way to work.

How the hell does this thing work?

You don’t take me any place nice anymore

Shut up, Shut up Shut up

Yes I got the cheese, now leave me alone!!

I knew I should have worn something else today!

Anybody wanna buy my book?

That’s a nice jacket. I wish it was still 1994.

Look at these nerds and their short hair

It is a good book, I swear!

I would be nowhere in the morning if it weren’t for the

JAVA!!

I feel the Jean Machine is by far the superior denim outfitter. I mean look at

these pants they are superb!

Damn Mr. Sub, I used to own this corner. No room left for the street popcorn vendor.

I think that ragtime music is old and no longer part of the

mainstream and has no place in today’s society

Bite your tongue whippersnapper or I’ll

box your ears!!

Hey, lets grab some popcorn, it is the perfect snack to have while we continue walking.

No way let’s hit up that Mr. Sub on the other side

of the street.

Yes I have the damn cheese stop calling me, this is wasting all my daytime

minutes.

THE END