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Volume21,Issue2 April1,2012

Agendaforthisweek:

Tuesday:11:00am1:00pmP2PLunch

8:00pm9:00pmRelayforLifeMeeting

Wednesday:11:00am1:00pmP2PLunch

7:00pm8:00pmSporcleTournament

Thursday:10pm12:00amGroupBonding

Sunday:9:00pm10:30pmTF2LAN

"BetweenKunWooandme,wehavesixinchesofpenis."~Zylman

The Bathroom Reader!

ThisweeksweatherinCastformPokmon!Monday,April2: 63/52

(PartlyCloudy)

Tuesday,April3: 62/41

(Showers)Wednesday,April4: 57/39

(MostCloudy)

Thursday,April5: 48/38

(MostlyCloudy)

Friday,April6(GoodFriday): 53/41

(PartlyCloudy)

Saturday,April7: 65/47

(PartlyCloudy)

Sunday,April8(Easter): 62/46

(Sunny)

Supbrosandbras!

HappyAprilFoolsDay!!Maybeyoure

notreadingthiswhileitisstillAprilFools

Day,butIhopeitgaveyoualittlebitof

confusionwhenyouwalkedinsaid

bathroomstall.SlashImnotgoodat

prankingpeople.Fail.:/

68daystillsummer.Iwillnotgiveupon

this.Iamthecountdownmaster.

~Mattie

Zylmanisms!

Initialstatement:"Lifecouldbeanything.Icouldhavesexwitha

tree.Justdrillaholeinit." (awkwardsilence)

Response:I'llshankyouwithabra...

Gingersgonging.~TanviSubramanian

(whiletalkingaboutbicyclistsbeinghitbyvehicles)Abby:Imsureyourparentswouldnotwanttowastetheirmoney.

Carmody:Yes,yourparentswouldbeconcernedabouttheirmoney

inthatsituation.

SlivkaPhotooftheWeek!

Conniewasmakingasandcastlelastquarterhmmm.

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