slivka bathroom reader 4/1/2012
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Volume21,Issue2 April1,2012
Agendaforthisweek:
Tuesday:11:00am1:00pmP2PLunch
8:00pm9:00pmRelayforLifeMeeting
Wednesday:11:00am1:00pmP2PLunch
7:00pm8:00pmSporcleTournament
Thursday:10pm12:00amGroupBonding
Sunday:9:00pm10:30pmTF2LAN
"BetweenKunWooandme,wehavesixinchesofpenis."~Zylman
The Bathroom Reader!
ThisweeksweatherinCastformPokmon!Monday,April2: 63/52
(PartlyCloudy)
Tuesday,April3: 62/41
(Showers)Wednesday,April4: 57/39
(MostCloudy)
Thursday,April5: 48/38
(MostlyCloudy)
Friday,April6(GoodFriday): 53/41
(PartlyCloudy)
Saturday,April7: 65/47
(PartlyCloudy)
Sunday,April8(Easter): 62/46
(Sunny)
Supbrosandbras!
HappyAprilFoolsDay!!Maybeyoure
notreadingthiswhileitisstillAprilFools
Day,butIhopeitgaveyoualittlebitof
confusionwhenyouwalkedinsaid
bathroomstall.SlashImnotgoodat
prankingpeople.Fail.:/
68daystillsummer.Iwillnotgiveupon
this.Iamthecountdownmaster.
~Mattie
Zylmanisms!
Initialstatement:"Lifecouldbeanything.Icouldhavesexwitha
tree.Justdrillaholeinit." (awkwardsilence)
Response:I'llshankyouwithabra...
Gingersgonging.~TanviSubramanian
(whiletalkingaboutbicyclistsbeinghitbyvehicles)Abby:Imsureyourparentswouldnotwanttowastetheirmoney.
Carmody:Yes,yourparentswouldbeconcernedabouttheirmoney
inthatsituation.
SlivkaPhotooftheWeek!
Conniewasmakingasandcastlelastquarterhmmm.
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