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P-A-M-B

Presents

Parvathi Swayamvara

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GROOM WANTEDKERALA Hindu Nair girl invites correspondences for herself, beautiful, Kerala-born, Electronics engineer (soon MBA from a premier institute of India) , 24, fair, slim, 5.6”, interested in photography, from professionals of Indian origin, who are tall and handsome . Preferably IITians/ Placecom members.

MATRIMONIALS WORLD EXCLUSIVES

THE

SUN SHINE

Let’s get to know more about her..

Born in the land of coconuts and Spices……

PAROOOOOO……

Paroo was pampered by all the men in the locale

She was the heartthrob of the entire lungi fraternity

Presenting Paru – the pgp1 with a dotcom

Paro the martian• Missed 3/4 class parties for

MARS stocking (Really!!!!!!!)

• Erupts like a volcano if you say anything against MARS (Wanna see a volcanic eruption you need not go to Hawaii…Try it …. It works)

Paro the Photographer**for profile pics please contact

Paru brings “luck” to people…

through her Camera…Don’t believe this?? Then meet Santhosh Pandit:He was once photographed by Parvathy… He’s a filmstar now..

Want to contact her:

Never call on her cell…

instead ping her on… …ceBook

Her response time on F.B is.0000000000000001sec

There were a lot of seekers for Paru’s hands… Letter’s filled her inbox…& Mails clogged her mailbox

Finally, she shortlisted a few candidates based on their resume & they are..

Candidate 1: Sa/Pa - rora

Watch Paru’s reaction!!!

Spikes:Placecom memberIITianRating :

Candidate 2: Aaa--Ooo--mmm

Watch Paru’s reaction!!!

Spikes:MartianPGP2Rating :

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Though I chant ur name many times a day….. It doesn’t mean u r the one..

Candidate 3: Mohnish

Watch Paru’s reaction!!! Spikes:

Travel freekEx-manager Hero MotocorpRating :

His “Claim to win”

It isn’t easy as u think to spot another stalker

Candidate 4: Cuteboy

Watch Paru’s reaction!!!

Spikes:NITian, sigmoid, GamerGPA 4.00 in QM1, in a class of 77-IIMB’11Rating :

His “Claim to win” “7 years is not a short time.. I’ve been after you since NIT days..I even followed you till here..Consider me”

Candidate 5: Paro’s Sir-ji

Watch Paru’s reaction!!!

Spikes:At a position with high levels of control & authorityRating :

His “Claim to win”

Since when u told me “Please sir” at the gates, I could not sleep…. U’ve stolen my heart”

Candidate 6: Pandit-ji

Watch Paru’s reaction!!!

Spikes:Actor,Director, Musician…. (never ending qualifications)

Rating :

His “Claim to win”

Paro’s Watch Paru’s reaction!!!

I wish she could fly down in time from Amsterdam…

Spike:She can take tuts & I can’t miss anyRating :

Paru was ready to

miss even treats for

her tuts.

Papparazzi reports

No.2 is..

Paro’s Watch Paru’s reaction!!!

Spikes:He’s everything Paru wants..IITian, Place com, Photographer…Rating : z

He’s my man… I wish he’s there for the Swayamvara…

No.1 is..Aadu Thoma

Round 1: A complex behavioural fit interview by Paru, followed by further shortlisting

Round 2: Whoever raises up the bow and manages to hit the target with the arrows wins Paru..

So, finally …THE RULES OF THE SWAYAMVARA

There are viewers prices too..Sponsored by the producers of the movie

“Krishnanum Radhayum”(Krishnan & Radha)

All you need to do is, guess who’s the groom..

And the winner gets free tickets for the movie “Krishnanum Radhayum”

(The producer’s (Santhosh Pandit) PRO is available in F-tops.. Don’t hesistate to contact Mr. Noufal Basheer for any queries)

DATE : 25-11-2011TIME : 00:00

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