paro bday
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P-A-M-B
Presents
Parvathi Swayamvara
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GROOM WANTEDKERALA Hindu Nair girl invites correspondences for herself, beautiful, Kerala-born, Electronics engineer (soon MBA from a premier institute of India) , 24, fair, slim, 5.6”, interested in photography, from professionals of Indian origin, who are tall and handsome . Preferably IITians/ Placecom members.
MATRIMONIALS WORLD EXCLUSIVES
THE
SUN SHINE
Let’s get to know more about her..
Born in the land of coconuts and Spices……
PAROOOOOO……
Paroo was pampered by all the men in the locale
She was the heartthrob of the entire lungi fraternity
Presenting Paru – the pgp1 with a dotcom
Paro the martian• Missed 3/4 class parties for
MARS stocking (Really!!!!!!!)
• Erupts like a volcano if you say anything against MARS (Wanna see a volcanic eruption you need not go to Hawaii…Try it …. It works)
Paro the Photographer**for profile pics please contact
Paru brings “luck” to people…
through her Camera…Don’t believe this?? Then meet Santhosh Pandit:He was once photographed by Parvathy… He’s a filmstar now..
Want to contact her:
Never call on her cell…
instead ping her on… …ceBook
Her response time on F.B is.0000000000000001sec
There were a lot of seekers for Paru’s hands… Letter’s filled her inbox…& Mails clogged her mailbox
Finally, she shortlisted a few candidates based on their resume & they are..
Candidate 1: Sa/Pa - rora
Watch Paru’s reaction!!!
Spikes:Placecom memberIITianRating :
Candidate 2: Aaa--Ooo--mmm
Watch Paru’s reaction!!!
Spikes:MartianPGP2Rating :
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Though I chant ur name many times a day….. It doesn’t mean u r the one..
Candidate 3: Mohnish
Watch Paru’s reaction!!! Spikes:
Travel freekEx-manager Hero MotocorpRating :
His “Claim to win”
It isn’t easy as u think to spot another stalker
Candidate 4: Cuteboy
Watch Paru’s reaction!!!
Spikes:NITian, sigmoid, GamerGPA 4.00 in QM1, in a class of 77-IIMB’11Rating :
His “Claim to win” “7 years is not a short time.. I’ve been after you since NIT days..I even followed you till here..Consider me”
Candidate 5: Paro’s Sir-ji
Watch Paru’s reaction!!!
Spikes:At a position with high levels of control & authorityRating :
His “Claim to win”
Since when u told me “Please sir” at the gates, I could not sleep…. U’ve stolen my heart”
Candidate 6: Pandit-ji
Watch Paru’s reaction!!!
Spikes:Actor,Director, Musician…. (never ending qualifications)
Rating :
His “Claim to win”
Paro’s Watch Paru’s reaction!!!
I wish she could fly down in time from Amsterdam…
Spike:She can take tuts & I can’t miss anyRating :
Paru was ready to
miss even treats for
her tuts.
Papparazzi reports
No.2 is..
Paro’s Watch Paru’s reaction!!!
Spikes:He’s everything Paru wants..IITian, Place com, Photographer…Rating : z
He’s my man… I wish he’s there for the Swayamvara…
No.1 is..Aadu Thoma
Round 1: A complex behavioural fit interview by Paru, followed by further shortlisting
Round 2: Whoever raises up the bow and manages to hit the target with the arrows wins Paru..
So, finally …THE RULES OF THE SWAYAMVARA
There are viewers prices too..Sponsored by the producers of the movie
“Krishnanum Radhayum”(Krishnan & Radha)
All you need to do is, guess who’s the groom..
And the winner gets free tickets for the movie “Krishnanum Radhayum”
(The producer’s (Santhosh Pandit) PRO is available in F-tops.. Don’t hesistate to contact Mr. Noufal Basheer for any queries)
DATE : 25-11-2011TIME : 00:00