mullet

THE MULLETTHE MULLET

DEFINITIONDEFINITION

Mullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common Mullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common among those of lower socioeconomic among those of lower socioeconomic status, consisting of short, well status, consisting of short, well groomed hair anteriorly and long, groomed hair anteriorly and long, flowing locks posteriorly. flowing locks posteriorly.

EXAMPLEEXAMPLE

BusinessBusiness

Party Party

NOMENCLATURENOMENCLATURE

Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or “mullet Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or “mullet cut”cut”

Eponyms: drape ape, Wisconsin waterfall, Eponyms: drape ape, Wisconsin waterfall, Mississippi mudflap, Missouri Mississippi mudflap, Missouri compromise, Louisiana purchasecompromise, Louisiana purchase

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT

Common among Common among drivers of Chevy drivers of Chevy Cameros, as well as Cameros, as well as Trans Am’s and Trans Am’s and ThunderbirdsThunderbirds

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT

SUBTYPESSUBTYPESCAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

BMX MULLETBMX MULLET

Among the longest of Among the longest of the subtypesthe subtypes

Some are mistaken for Some are mistaken for ugly girls ugly girls

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

PORN MULLETPORN MULLET

Elegant blend of form Elegant blend of form and functionand function

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET

Makes up for short Makes up for short stature with long stature with long hairhair

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SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET

Makes up for short Makes up for short stature with long stature with long hairhair

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET

Makes up for short Makes up for short stature with long stature with long hairhair

SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

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SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

““SPECIAL” MULLETSPECIAL” MULLET

The intellectually challenged The intellectually challenged who sometimes forget to cut who sometimes forget to cut the back of their hairthe back of their hair

MEAN AGE UNTIL 1MEAN AGE UNTIL 1STST SEXUAL SEXUAL ENCOUNTER AMONG ENCOUNTER AMONG

MULLETSMULLETS

05

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PORN SD=2.1

CAMERO SD=1.7

BMX SD=3.5

MIDGET SD=5.4

AGE

FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION

FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION

FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION

FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION

WHY THE MULLET?WHY THE MULLET?

WHY THE MULLET?WHY THE MULLET?

MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS

Professional wrestling matches Professional wrestling matches auto racesauto races monster truck rallies monster truck rallies dog tracksdog tracks

MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS

On the web:On the web:www.mulletsgalore.comwww.mulletsgalore.comwww.northamericanmulletpage.comwww.northamericanmulletpage.comwww.nomullets.comwww.nomullets.com

MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS

In Houston:In Houston:Anywhere on Richmond Ave. west of Anywhere on Richmond Ave. west of 610 610

MULLET MULLET QUESTIONS?QUESTIONS?