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Love at first sight

Soul mates

JOB HUNTING

RELATIONSHIP

PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP COACH

Aliya Sariyeva

SaraH

vs.

RELATIONSHIP HUNTING PROCESS

1. Personal CV writing

2. Labor Market Research

3. Job Interview

4. Getting the Job

STAGE 1. PERSONAL CV WRITNG

ARTUR PIROZHKOV

Date of birth: 07.11.1978

Home Address: Malokuznetskaya oblast, Krasnogvardeiskii raion, poselok Zheleznodorozhnyi, 24 dom

Contact details: 8 9 16 17 21 13 12 15 1

EDUCATION AND QUALIFICATIONS

1991-1993 Private School of ‘Journalism’, ‘DVDs’ and ‘Web sites’

at home

Foundation degree

1993- 1998 College of Primary Relationship Education

high school, uni

BSc Theory and Practice of Relations

1998-2001 University of Advanced Relationship Studies

various locations

Master of Relationship Arts

WORK EXPERIENCE

1993-2001 Individual Entrepreneurs Lena/Olya/Natasha/stranger/Yana/Ira/Nastya/

Sveta/Nadya/stranger/Galya/Lera/Anya/stranger/Alla, etc…

Boyfriend

2001-2002 Tanya Engagement LLP

Fiancé (failed probation period)

2003-2007 Alena Suvorova Marriage Inc.

Partner (recessed, 2 subsidiaries passed to Alena’s ownership)

2007- present Unemployed

SKILLS CENSORED

REFERENES Mother, sister, aunts

STAGE 2. LABOR MARKET RESEARCH

COMPANY’S WEB SITE =)

GROUP OF ASSOCIATED COMPANIES

THE ONE AND ONLY

INVISIBLE TO X,Y,Z COMPANIES

STAGE 3. INTERVIEW

GET THEM MOON AND STARS! =)

CREDIT BUREAU CHECK

MORTGAGE BURDEN

STAGE 4. GETTING THE JOB

FUNCTIONAL RESPONSIBILITIES

1. Give flowers2. Massage

3. Take to the movies

LIFELONG LABOR CONTRACT

CAREER LADDER

Competitive Companies

PROS & CONS

DRESS CODE & FACE CONTROL

BAD GOOD

‘CLEAN DESK’ POLICY

LETTERS OF EX

NO RULES FOR LOVE

CRISIS

Bankruptcy

Unemployment

Collapse of ‘business’ institution

GARDENING

SOW ‘SEEDS’!

WATER!

WEED! =)

NOURISH!

FLOWER GARDEN =)

BELOVED GRANDMA IS ALWAYS READY TO LOOK AFTER YOU

GARDEN