if you give an elephant an egg

If you give an elephant an egg.

He’ll want a plate to go with it.

When you provide the elephant with a plate it’ll remind

him of how his mom used to put ketchup on the

eggs.

When you give him the ketchup the elephant will put too much on

it.

So he will want you to make him

more.

When you put the eggs on the pan the elephant will

say..

You forgot to add herbs, allspice,

ginger, salt, pepper, and toothpaste!

He next makes you take the eggs

off the pan and makes you put all of that in his eggs.

When you are finished the

elephant want you to add the ketchup

in yourself.

But you tell him he has to do it himself.

When the elephant adds the ketchup in

he puts it in PERFECT this time.

You let the elephant enjoy his eggs. You then turn on the t.v

and he hears BLASTING music

When the elphant’s finished his eggs he wants to perform a musical for you…

The problem is, he can’t think of a

musical he would like to perform for

you.

So you ask him to sing High School

Musical

He then sings the entire musical..

After the musical he says he’s too tired to sing an encore

instead he wants to take a nap..

When he’s finished his nap, he’ll be hungry.

The elephant wants to have his favourite

food, when you give a elephant an egg he will

want ketchup to go with it.

IF YOU GIVE AN ELEPHANT AN EGG

By; Grace DeutschDate; Feb.23/2012

If you give an elephant an egg…

He’ll want a plate to go with it.

When you provide the elephant with a plate it’ll remind him of how his mom used to put ketchup on the eggs.

When you give him the ketchup the elephant will put too much on it

So he will want you to make him more

When you put the eggs on the pan the elephant will say..

You forgot to add herbs, allspice, ginger, salt, pepper, and toothpaste!

He next makes you take the eggs off the pan and makes you put all of that in his eggs.

When you are finished the elephant want you to add the ketchup in yourself.

But you tell him he has to do it himself

When the elephant adds the ketchup in he puts it in PERFECT this time.

You let the elephant enjoy his eggs. You then turn on the TV and he hears BLASTING music

When the elephant’s finished his eggs he wants to perform a musical for you…

The problem is, he can’t think of a musical he would like to perform for you.

SO you ask him to sing High School Musical

He then sings the entire musical

After the musical he says he’s too tired to sing an encore instead he wants to take a nap..

When he’s finished his nap, he’ll be hungry. The elephant wants to have his favourite food, when you give a elephant an egg he will want ketchup to go with it.