elgie’s day out

ELGIE’S DAY OUT

ELGIE….

….was a smart phone who was maybe too smart for her own good.

…….An opportunity presented itself…..

ONE DAY….

…..THE OPPORTUNITY…

Elgie saw the light…

SUDDENLY…..

She was on the floor and out the door.

BEFORE SHE KNEW IT……

She was free

ELGIE WENT AS FAST AS SHE COULD

AND HEADING FOR ADVENTURE

THE WORLD WAS EXCITING

In a concrete kind of way

AND THEN, WITHOUT REALIZING IT…

She was inside.

Something told her to head to the light

SHE WENT FOR A LONG, LONG TIME

There was a lot of light.

AND WITNESSED MANY ODD THINGS

ONE AFTER THE OTHER

Occasionally

A fuzziness occurred

THEN SHE MET……

Much less sophisticated, but also wiser. It was clear that he had seen his share of action---used often and put away hard.

HE WAS OLDER, OBVIOUSLY

“You have to go back,” he said.“The world is dangerous, and your battery won’t last forever.”“Go now before you end up like me—cracked screen and an l and r key that no longer work. I can barely call Detroit now.”

HE GESTURED HER CLOSER

THEN SIGHED

Once, I was new like you.

Now I sit here, roaming no more, searching for a signal to follow home.

She had to get back…….

…..Before it was too late.

ELGIE HEARD AND KNEW THE TRUTH

Elgie was lost……

….a babe in the woods…..

……on the carpet, as it were,

with no direction home

BUT THE TRUTH WOULD NOT HELP

SHE NEEDED DIRECTION

“Do you know the way out?” Elgie asked the first person she saw.

“I am busy getting tea,” it said. “I have no time for you.”

ELGIE WANDERED UNTIL…..

“Can you help me out?” she asked.

“Why, yes, the egg said. “Which way did you come in?”

SHE HOPED AND HOPED

“I do not know,” Elgie said.

“Well, it is a good thing you found us then,” the egg said.

AND HOPED AND HOPED

“You will help me?”

“We will write out directions for you. It is a good thing we brought our pencil.”

And ran and ran……….

…..and ran and ran…..

…..and ran and…well, you get the idea.

AND TOOK THE DIRECTIONS

IT ALL WENT VERY WELL, UNTIL….

Uh, oh

Ziggy

ZIGGY

“Might you taste good?” Ziggy asked

“I don’t know,” Elgie admitted

A DOG THAT LOVED TO EAT

As well as the occasional joke.

“Just kidding. I ate a phone once. Gave me gas.”

You need the Lawn Brain

Out the door…..

…..Down the steps…..

…..To the right

AND HELP WAYWARD PHONES

Out the door…..

…..down the steps…..

…..Aiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee

ELGIE TOOK OFF

AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

Said Ziggy…..

.….You went left.

I SAID RIGHT

And met…..

….The Lawn Brain

ELGIE WENT LEFT….

THE LAWN BRAIN

“Will you help me get home?” Elgie said.“Home is where the heart is,” the lawn brain said.“I have a battery,” Elgie said, “and I think it’s running down.”“Why don’t you just call someone and have them pick you up?” the brain said.“Doh!!” Elgie did not feel like a very smart phone now.

THE ROAD HOME

WAITING TO GODOT

Elgie called and waited in the garden

Elgie was picked up and promised to never get lost again. Which made everyone extremely happy because lost smart phones are a real pain.

THE JOURNEY’S END

No, really, that’s it. Over. Finished. Finito. Done. Concluded. Kaput.

But subscribe because adventure is everywhere and who knows when the next one will occur or who it will involved.

Possibly even you……..

…..Probably not, but anything is possible.Just ask Elgie

THE END