dear mom and dad

Dear Mom And Dad, It's Alice here. I Am doing Alright with Aunt Allie in Arkansas.This summer has Actually been fun.

Because Aunt Allie is so Busy it is my job to makemy own Breakfast. I Burn Brown toast Black. . . Ooops!

There sure are a lot of Critters and Creepy-Crawlies here. Just last night I Caught aChirping Cricket under my Covers. I almostCrushed him.

During the Day I like to go outside and playin the Dirt with Aunt Allie's Dog, Doug. Doug is the best Digger that ever Did Dug.

We sure get Easily Exhausted.

On Fridays I have my new Friend Freddietake me out Fishing. Freddie has Frecklesand a Funny Floppy hat.

If we Get Good Grub Freddie's dad Gary willGrill it for us with Garlic Grown from hisGreat Garden.

There's Heaps of House work that Aunt Allieneeds Help with. Even though it makes her HappyI Honestly Hate taking out the garbage and doing the dishes. It Hurts my Hands.

I Insist on Icecream as an Incentive.

You know my favorite brand of Juice? Yes, the one Juiceboxwith the Jolly Jester Jumping Joyously. Aunt Allie Just bought me a whole lot. Every time I open the refrigerator it's a Juice Jamboree!

If I Knew any better, I'd say she's trying to Keep me here forever. She Kindly Knit me a Kid sized Kiwi sweater.

It makes me Laugh. I think I Love it even though it is Lumpy a Little Loose and not in season. Lime is Literally the Liveliest color to me at Least.

To Minimize Melancholy on Mondays Aunt Allie, Doug and MeManage to go to the Farmer's Market. There are so Many people to Meet and booths to Meander by.

I Never did Notice before coming how Nice and Nutty these Neighbors were.In exchange for a Neat Nautical Necklace, Mr. Nolan charged only a Nickel.

One time when I was being Ornery, I Opened Aunt Allie's Ornate Oak jewelry chest.

The Proper Punishment for not Patiently seeking Permission is Putting together a Pretty Puzzling Puzzle.

This house is Quite Quaint with a Quirky Queen.

I Really will Remember all the Regal Red Roses Rising in a Row.

Summer here is Super Sweet and Succulent like Strawberries.

I have the Task of Tugging The Table outside eachday for Aunt Allie's Tasty Tangy Tart Tea. It is Totally worth the Trouble I Think.

Under the Umbrella we Unite and talk about Understanding the Universe.

Aunt Allie Vigilantly gives me one of her famous Violet Velvet cupcakes ifafter dinner I Voice that I Valiantly finished my Vile Vegetables.

It's a Wonder that my Waist hasn't Widened! Maybe I can Waitto Wander back home. I am Willing.

Alice. . .THE END