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HUMANPALETTE SOFTWARE OFFERING HUMAN PERFORMANCE SOFTWARE SINCE 2048

OUR COMPANY

• Founded in 2048

• Based on ideals of 21st century scholars

• Man and computer have become indistinguishable.

• Using computers to enhance human life

• Human mind is a hard drive that can be programmed

OUR PRODUCT• Offering freedom and control

• Be who you want to be

• Brain is a customizable interface

• Currently offering hundreds of mental enhancement programs

• Installs and activates within minutes

SOME EXAMPLES OF OUR PRODUCT

PATIENCE 1.0• Upgrades the amount of mental and physical irritation

individual can tolerate

• Ideal users include

• Parents• Spouses• Teachers

• Software sends calming sensations into brain

• Reduces effects of everyday annoyances

MATURITY 2.0• Software implements mental growth programs and priority adjustments

• Ideal users include• “You need to grow up”• “Act your age”

• Implements humor detectors which respond to political humor• Negates “juvenile” humor

• Priority adjustment from “fun” to productivity.

• Recommended by rocket scientists.

MEMORY UPGRADES

• Increases learning capacity

• Increases information holding space in the brain

• Ideal users include:• Students• Archivists

• Human brain stores 2.5 petabytes (million gigabytes)

• Human Palette Memory Upgrade triples amount of vivid information brain can store.

• Provides extra storage space in brain

BONUS: CLASSIC CELEBRITY VOICE PACK

• Limited time offer

• Voice module of 15 classic celebrities

• Including:• Morgan Freeman• Darth Vader• Sir Ian McKellen• Oprah Winfrey

• Talk like your favourite classic celebrities!

• Yours free with purchase of any Human Palette Software devices.