10 things to drive your scrum master crazy

10 things to drive your ScrumMaster crazy

Marc Löffler (@scrumphony)

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No. 1Keep doing tasks that are not

part of the sprint backlog.

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No. 2Hide your impediments. They

will for sure vanish on their own.

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No. 3Don’t talk to the PO during the

sprint. Never.

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No. 4Ignore the definition of DONE when finishing your tasks and

backlog items.

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No. 5Stand in front of the sprint backlog

and say “I’ve nothing to do” or “None of the tasks are for me”

(even better if 90% of the tasks are still open).

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No. 6Prepare for the Sprint Review 5

minutes before it starts.

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No. 7Don’t split your tasks into

smaller ones even if you know they will take the whole sprint.

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No. 8Be late, always.

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No. 9Ask the ScrumMaster

continuously which task you should do next.

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No. 10Disturb any scrum meeting by

starting multiple additional discussions on different topics or

phoning somebody.

Thanks for your attention

Marc Löffler

Marc.loeffler@sybit.de

http://www.scrumphony.com

Twitter: @scrumphony

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