And we’re back! *cue Ghostbusters 2 court house scene music* No bueno?

Aww then you’re not old enough to remember that movie. *sighs* Well,

November sucked, December’s too cold and my head aches…but I can find

time to write. So last time the evil, evil random button threw me H quads

and we met Baby Daddy I, hence the creative title above. If you’ve lost track

or never bothered to count, Whimsy is currently sitting with fifteen kids.

Damn those multiples…and we’re not even halfway through the alphabet yet.

*whines* Once Baby M gets here THEN we’re halfway…

Eevee: *breaks neck* I’ve seen so many birthdays by now my head can pull a

Hoothoot…

Creepy… 0_0 I think that’s Haunter he’s holding…and since we had to have ALL

SIX birthdays at once this is going to be choppy.

Whimsy: Ah, my precious…

Do you even know which one that is? o_0?

Whimsy: Of course I do Banette, this is my widdle Heaty-wheaty-ran.

If you say so…

Eevee: I think this is Houndoom…

Whimsy: It is.

Right…toss those babies. And don’t Sky Drop them kay?

Eevee: Bad Pokemon move jokes are bad Banette…

And here they are, with the froggie hat is Haxorus, and the bear hat is Heatran…

Haxorus Scott

Virgo

9/3/5/3/7

Heatran Scott

Gemini

1/8/7/2/7 slob gene lives… >_<

And here’s Houndoom and Haunter.

Houndoom Scott

Cancer

9/3/7/5/10 too nice for a Dark type…

Haunter Scott

Aquarius

8/4/6/10/7 perfectly playful for a Ghost type.

Forretress: One step closer to freedom.

And then the G twins grew up, let me tell you it’s not fun having eight kids

in the house…not enough desks for all the homework.

Gallade: Yes!! Now I can use Psycho Cut!!

Golbat: *tries to fly* My Wing Attack doesn’t work!!

Whimsy: Yes!! One step closer to moar baybeez!!

One track mind this one…must be that Fairy air about her.

Gallade: So mom says we have to play with you squirts, remember that the

Psychic/Fighting one is in charge. I have type advantage over all of you.

Golbat: Yeah but I know Shadow Ball and Wing Attack, I have type advantage over you,

so I win.

Gallade: And a major Poison type weakness to my awesome Psycho Cut… and no, I win.

And then there were five birthdays in one day, the H quads childening…(new

word) and Forretress’s teening. Then Eevee is free to run away to college to

join the other seven I left there. I doubt I’ll play them all through college

but then again if I get bored I just might…

Gallade: Yay!! Cake!

Whimsy: Wait at least until the candles are out.

Gallade: Aww, mom…no fair.

Forretress: Clashing clothes are clashing.

Yeah…go change.

Forretress Scott R/GC

Libra

0/6/0/10/10

LTW: Have 20 Lovers (he wishes)

Haxorus: Yay!! Face time!!

That’s not a froggie hat…aww I like that thing on Haxorus.

Eevee: That’s it? I’m free now?

Yes. At least you are. >_<

Eevee: Can I go yet?

No. Toss Heatran first. Since Heatran doesn’t evolve…legendary.

Eevee: I am so glad I can dump this on the Farter now…freedom, is calling

me.

*taps fingers* This takes soo long…

Heatran: Can I evaporate these clothes? Water is not so nice for me…

Sure, go change.

Heatran: Awesome.

Whimsy: Babies. *is content*

Yeah that would be the first appearance of Bab(ies) I, I pray for one…but

then again my luck sucks so I doubt it. There’s only ONE I name in the entire

Pokemon world…this would be a problem if there’s more than one in there.

There’s two X names, and four Q names but only ONE I name, go figure.

And then the point of this chapter, Elf Baby I!!

Whimsy: OWW!!

Get used to it honey.

Whimsy: Hello there little one!

Yay!! Now to wait for the elf ears…

Whimsy: Umm, Banette?

Oh, bollocks…put it back!! I only have one I name!

This is Igglybuff, and a girl so she gets the only English I name I had, a Normal/Fairy type and the

pre-evolved form of Jigglypuff. Dex number 174 (Johto)

X: Instead of walking with its short legs, it moves around by bouncing on its soft, tender body.

Y: It has a very soft body. If it starts to roll, it will bounce all over and be impossible to stop.

Whimsy: Can’t do it, sorry.

But…the thing said ONE baby!! ONE!! It lied to me…

Whimsy: I’m super fertile, what can I say?

Whimsy: I thought you were gone?

Eevee: I forgot to top my Teen Career, Banette made me stay until I did.

Yeah…well this is the unauthorized second I baby, I had to resort to using the Japanese name for

him since there is no second English I name, meet Ishizumai the English name is Dwebble. A

Bug/Rock type Dex number 557 (Unova):

X: It makes a hole in a suitable rock. If that rock breaks, the Pokémon remains agitated until it

locates a replacement.

Y: When it finds a stone of a suitable size, it secretes a liquid from its mouth to open up a hole to

crawl into.

Forretress: So this is why Eevee ran away as soon as he could. Gotta love

that Ability of his.

Whimsy: I appreciate the help.

Forretress: I know mom. They are kinda cute I guess…

Aww, no elf ears. Igglybuff got the brows but not the ears.

Igglybuff Scott

Cancer

8/4/6/6/7

Igglybuff: I fairy Pwincess!!

Indeed.

No elf ears here either!! I got jipped!!

Ishizumai Scott

Capricorn

8/8/2/6/5

Another sloucher, like daddy I suppose. *sigh*

Traditional pic, kid teaching toddler the Nursery Rhyme.

Igglybuff: Camwera!! * Blue Steel pose*

Haxorus: Why am I doing this? She’s not even listening.

Do it anyway. Banette has spoken.

Houndoom: Is he peeing his pants?

Not sure…but the hat is cute though.

Houndoom: I have poofy hair, that’s cute too right?

Yeah, that’s why I gave it to you. Mega Doom is awesome.

Houndoom: Now listen up, I’m only doing this once.

Ishizumai: *eats fist*

Houndoom: I think I’m at a type disadvantage here…

Well he is a Bug/Rock type, and you’re Dark/Fire so yeah…

My stats page is going to take up two slides now…

Bab(ies) A: Absol and Articuno (female)

Father: Tucker Gray (NPC), Blond hair, dark blue eyes

Bab(ies) B: Blaziken and Breloom (male)

Father: Victor Aspir (playable), Black hair, brown eyes.

Baby C: Clamperl (female)

Father: Hayden Long (Downtownie), Brown hair, light blue eyes.

Baby D: Deoxys (male)

Father: Herbert Goodie (Elder), Brown hair, green eyes.

Baby E: Eevee (male)

Father: Helios Cross (NPC Chef), Black hair, brown eyes.

Baby F: Forretress (male)

Father: Herbert Benton (NPC Slob)

Bab(ies) G: Golbat (female) , Gallade (male)

Father: Count Curt (a.k.a. Count Crabby, Bitey McHappy), Brown hair, red eyes.

Bab(ies) H: Haunter (male), Haxorus (male), Heatran (male), Houndoom (female)

Father: Shelby Chapman, I remembered his last name… (Townie), Red hair, grey eyes.

Bab(ies) I: Igglybuff (female), Ishizumai (male)

Father: Blake Stephenson (elf-eared Townie whose ears are apparently not

genetic), blond hair, light blue eyes.