Day 4 - Tuesday, March 7, 2017

L o r e t o

Weather: 76° F/ 24 ° C, Partly Cloudy

"Consider the subtleness of the sea; how its most dreaded creatures glide under water, unapparent for the most part, and treacherously hidden beneath the loveliest tints of azure...Consider all this; and then

turn to this green, gentle, and most docile earth; consider them both, the sea and the land; and do you not find a strange analog}' to something in yourself?

—Herman Melville, Moby-Dick

On the Streets of Laredo Loreto... Welcome to sunny Loreto, host to the biggest JoCo concert in the history of central Baja. Today we take this town by storm, from 11 am on Tuesday until Wednesday afternoon at 3 pm. Events kick off with a Food Festival at 3pm on Tuesday, followed by an epic concert in the Plaza Publica. Our great vessel is so mighty that it cannot fit into the city marina: tenders will connect the Westerdam to the marina all day and night. We're here all night, so grab some food and drink, get comfortable and prepare for a concert of biblical proportions.

Holland America Line SAVOR THE JOURNEY

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THE STUFF THAT'S HAPPENING . . .

9:00am - 10:00am

9:30am - 9:45am

10:00am - 11:00am

11:00am - overnight

3:00pm—?

5:00pm - 9:00pm

5:00pm - 5:45pm

6:00pm - 6:45pm

7:00pm - 7:45pm

8:00pm - 9:15pm

9:30pm - 10:30pm

10:30pm - 12:45am

12:30am - 1:30am

JoCoachella

M o r n i n g M e d i t a t i o n - Stuyvesant Room

R e l i g i o u s S e r v i c e s - Board Room

T h e M o r n i n g S h o w w i t h Greg B e n s o n - Queen'sLounge/CAC

H o w T o Play: S e c r e t Hit ler - Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)

F r i e n d s o f Bill W . - Board Room

H o w T o Be In A S o n g w r i t i n g C o n t e s t - Hudson Room

R e a l i s t i c N a n o t e c h n o l o g y Spacecra f t - Stuyvesant Room

I l a ck a t h o n (+ Intro P r o g r a m m i n g C r a s h C o u r s e ) Digital Workshop (Crafting Room)

Port o f Call: Lore to , M e x i c o - Loreto, Mexico

Lore to F o o d Fes t i va l - Plaza Publica: Loreto, Mexico

D i n n e r (Open Din ing) - Vista Dining Room (both floors)

J o C o a c h e l l a - Ted L e o - JoCoachella, Plaza Publica

J o C o a c h e l l a - J e a n Grae - JoCoachella, Plaza Publica

J o C o a c h e l l a - J o h n R o d e r i c k - JoCoachella, Plaza Publica

J o C o a c h e l l a - J o n a t h a n C o u l t o n (Full Band S h o w ) JoCoachella, Plaza Publica

J o C o a c h e l l a - N e r f H e r d e r - JoCoachella, Plaza Publica

J o C o a c h e l l a - Lore to D a n c e P a r t y w i t h Riz R o l l i n s - JoCoachella,

Plaza Publica

Star P a r t y - Loreto, Mexico

2017: HOW TO GET THERE (and how to not)

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A NOT RECOMMENDED SEA-BASED ROUTE (please don't do this)

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KNOW YOUR SHIP SILHOUETTES!

The Westerdam; aka Home Sweet Home

The Flying Dutchman

The Titanic (unlikely to spot)

Uh-oh.

"CAPTAIN'S" LOG: THE SEA OF CORTEZ March 6, 2017. Easterly winds. Calm Sea. Our cruise continues unabated, with minimal

interference from hostile marine life— for now. Today we put in at Loreto to replenish the ship's supplies of hardtack and Vermouth. I hope the good citizens of the town understand

the scale of the madness that is about to descend upon them. So far there have been remarkably few instances of scurvy, although this could change as we cruise deeper into the

Sea of Cortez.

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PLAZA PUBLICA, LORETO 5 P M - LATE (12:30AM)

A MESSAGE FROM DR. MONICA BRUNELLI A m e s s a g e from Dr . Monica Brunell i : J u s t because t h e r e ' s an epidemic of Cabin

Feve r on the boat doesn ' t m e a n w e can ' t have some rol l icking tunes . Head d o w n

to t h e m e r c h shop for all t h e n e w m u s i c from all o u r p e r f o r m e r s . And s ince Cabin

Feve r will sp r ead to at m o s t 90% of human i ty , w e wou ldn ' t w o r r y too m u c h about

it. Enjoy your d inne r s !

USEFUL SPANISH LANGUAGE PHRASES!

Be prepared when you debark in Loreto.

Hello! I am a Sea Monkey : iHola! Soy un mono del mar.

W h e r e is the concer t? : cDonde esta el concierto?

I have lost my way back to the ship: He perdido mi camino de regreso al barco.

Wha t is the meaning of th is? : Que significa esto?

Unhand me at once, you rapscall ion! : iSueltame a la vez, picado!

Soon it will be the future: Sera el futuro pronto.

All we want to do is eat your brains: Todo lo que queremos hacer es comer tu cerebro.

J e suis Rick Springfield: Ich heisse Rick Springfield.

My hovercraft is full of eels: Mi aerodeslizador esta lleno de anguilas.

RESTAURANTS & SERVICES Vista Dining Room - Open Seating 5pm-9pm Lido Market - 7am-10:30am, ll:00am-2pm, 5:30pm-8pm, 9:30pm-llpm Pizza: Ham-lam

Taco Bar: ll:30am-3pm, 8pm-llpm Pinnacle Grill - 12pm-lpm ($10), 5:30pm-9:30pm ($35) Canaletto - 5:30pm-9:30pm ($15) Medical Center, A - 8:00am-10:00am, 4:00pm-6:00pm Greenhouse Spa & Salon - 8am-10pm

LORETO FOOD FESTIVAL

BEGINS AT 3PM

ADMISSION: $25 US. CASH ONLY

ENJOY A VARIETY OF DELICIOUS LOCAL

FOODS AT THE PLAZA PUBLICA.

Most other restaurants in the city of Loreto accept

USD in CASH.

ERRATA

The Editorial Staff deeply regrets the

following error in the March 6 edition:

[1J On page 4, Acre, an important port in

modern-day Israel, was mistakenly

referred to as "Accra,'* the capital of

Ghana. The historian has been sacked.

[2] That shirt with those shoes?