3000 things magazine - movember special
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The third issue of the 3000 Things Magazine, concerning everything by 3000 Things from The Quiz 3000 to Criminaly Vulgar parties. Movember Special.TRANSCRIPT
MOVEMBER SPECIAL
ISSUE #3November 2011
THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF LOWER-EXPECTATION MAN
tatetate
Renée RenéeEditor-in-chiefConcept, design & layout
Tate TatsenPontifex MaximusNice drawings
EMAIL FROM THE EDITOR
Hello gorgeous,
As you may have noticed, this month we‘re celebrating Movember. It‘s a time to grow a moustache (if you can) and raise awareness about men‘s health issues. Specifically prostate cancer and depression. You can find out more about Movember at movember.com, or just google it, you lazy person.
If you are a man, do remember to go and get your man-parts checked out by a qualified professional. It could save your life! In the meantime, see if you can find all the moustaches in this issue! (There‘s no prize, just something to do if you get bored.)
byeeeee
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Email from the Editor
Shameless self-promotionWe have a band!
facebook.com/noisetigersnoisetigers.bandcamp.com
facebook.com/quiz30003000things.wordpress.com
Quiz 3000 Statistics!!october 2011
Number of teams: 13
Winning team: Consol
Losing team: Besserwisser
coolest handwriting
(and nice eye drawing):
Tiefkühlschränke
best halloween-themed
page decoration:
cosmo kramer
just the rudest team ever (shame on you!): fritzi and the fancy fuckers
You have to understand, dear reader, that in Bobhoskinsworld there is not much else other than Bob Hoskins, therefore all the moustaches are always the same size. Apart from that though, Bobhoskinsworld is a beautiful place of equal opportunity for everyone.
Stories From Bobhoskinsworld
tate
halloween quiz photos
winner of the loser prize!the Winning team!
best single costume!
More exciting pictures in the next
edition of 3000 things magazine!
best group costume!
T his month we caught up with the Consol team and asked them some questions. Here‘s what they said.
How are you?Most excellent, dude!
How did you come up with the name Consol?The original five team members worked for the Austrian video game magazine Consol.AT. So we came up with this incredible team name. Cool, eh?
Why is your team the best team?Everyone in our team has his or her own special interests and so we can provide a large variety of useless knowledge … and then there are also peo-ple who just sit there and try to look pretty.
Quiz 3000 Q & A with...
...consol
What are your hopes and dreams for the future of humankind?The biggest dream would be to finally hit 88 miles per hour. That‘s gonna be some serious shit!
What was your favorite Quiz 3000 moment?We have plenty of favorite moments during the Quiz 3000 sessions. Mostly when Mischa and Fatih try to answer a nasty music question and the answer seems so fucking close … yeah, it‘s mostly just one Tequila shot round away!
After winning the Quiz 3000, what do you feel is your next goal?I‘m afraid there is no higher goal to achieve. Winning the Quiz 3000 is the dream of every little boy or girl. We did it, now we just wait until life is over.
How hard is it to grow a moustache?Pretty hard; patience is the key. But there‘s also the easy way: permanent marker!
Who is your favorite moustache-wearer?Of course our very own special moustache team member Mischa! …and Johnny Depp.
Is there something you‘ve always wanted to say in a free magazine that only about five people will ever read?The cake is a lie, seriously!
PRETENSION SECTIONPoetry schmoetry
Moustache
Tiny little hairsBetween your nose
And your lipWhen you shave
All aroundDo be careful
Not to tripRound your stache
Don‘t be brashOr you‘ll get
A shaving rashSo take care
With your hairOr your lip
Will soon be bare.
Street StyleName: BonzoAge: 12Occupation: Half-personHow would you describe your style?I‘m all over the place, but mostly hip hop. And I‘m a FIEND for sneakers.
Name: LaverneAge: 37Occupation: Theoretical AstrophysicistHow would you describe your style?I guess kinda preppy/girly/vintage/trendy and a little crazy. I know you‘re thinking “How is that possible?“ but it is.
CONVERSATIONS Between Two GENTLEMEN
Renée