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Bushy, snow white handlebar. The kind of mo
that comes from old money-
types with real estate empires.It should be noted that Penny-bags, also known as Mr.Monopoly, sports arather voluminouslip warmer fora man withmaybe asingle wispof hair on hishead.
JENNIFER FONG and MARTA GOLD
Jo u rn a l Fea tu res Writer
EDMONTON
Movembermadness — creepy or cute?In honour of this mustache-sprouting month, we rate the most famous
Style The Edmonton Journal Saturday, November 13, 2010
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WHO
CHARLIE
CHAPLIN
FAMOUS FOR STACHE-URE CREEPY
OR CUTE
Silent lm star, slapstick
comedyThe Toothbrush. Chaplin
is best known for his oft-reprised role as the Tramp,a character who wore atailcoat, derby hat and asmall tuft of black whiskersunder his nose. According tohis autobiography, Chaplin
devised the faux ’stacheto add age to his characterwithout hiding his facialexpressions.
1Off-screen, Chaplin was a
handsome, clean-shaven silverscreen star. But most peopletoday would not recognize himwithout the Toothbrush, whichis also less-pleasantly associ-ated with Adolf Hitler.
Creepy
LARKABLE
4 Without his manly mo, we
just might have picked AshleyWilkes.
Cute
ICH UNCLEENNYBAGS
Giving you $200 every time you
pass Go. Board game icon.Cute
Creepy
OM SELLECK Magnum
P.I., Hawaiianshirts, redFerrari
Selleck is
one of the fewmen who looksalmost hot in amoustache. Hiseven has its ownFacebook andMySpace pages.
Cute
ARIO 5Without the moustache,
Mario would have as muchpersonality as Pac-Man.
The cutest
ALVADOR DALI Surrealist
painting,eccentricbehaviour
The vanilla
bean
More people can identify
Dali’s moustache than hispaintings
As creepy as
they come
ULK HOGAN
TERRY GENE
OLLEA)
Fu Manchu /
Biker; formerlyblond, now white
3
As critical to the Hulk
persona as a bandana, whichalso changed colour with thedecades
Cute, in a
hulking kindof way
OHNATERS
Making cult
lms, acting,introducing theworld to RickiLake
Pencil, a.k.a. mouthbrow
3He’s been sharpening that
pencil since the early ’70s,around the same time his lmsrst started getting noticed
Totally creepy
Extra-large Walrus
Thicker, less sinister pencil. In Gable’s most
famous role as Gone With the Wind’s Rhett Butler,the man nicknamed the “King of Hollywood”sported a cleanly coiffed ’stache that probablywould have looked sleazy on a less attractive man.But Gable’s classic good looks were somehowelevated — yes, elevated — by the presence of facial hair. Few men can say the same and for that,we’d like to crown Gable “King of the ’Stache.”
Pennybags has been seen
with the same ’stache since
1936, as the mascot for oneof the most popular games in
the world. He owns thislook.
ORAT Making benet glorious nation of
Kazakhstan; lime green mankinis.Chevron that creeps into
droopy territory. Often ap-pears uneven, as if it’s actu-ally a hairy caterpillar that
just happened to crawl onto Sasha Baron Cohen’sface.
3
2 Borat without the moustache
is just an odd-looking Britishcomedian with three names.The mo is essential to mak-ing Borat as skin-crawlinglystrange as he is.
Being the most
iconic video gamecharacter of alltime, arguablymore recogniz-able than MickeyMouse and lovedby virtually anyoneborn after, say,1970.
So unique and recognizable, you could call i t
“The Mario.” Notable for being black when Mario’shair is actually brown.
Thick, bushy
and manly,a straightChevron 2
4
“Frankly, my
dear, I don’t givea damn.”
A lifetime of profes-
sional wrestling; lessknown for his 1999acting cameo in Mup-
pets from Space
OSEMITE SAM Hating varmints, particularly rab-
bits named Bugs
5Yosemite’s huge, red ’stache
took more abuse than any oth-er in history, regularly gettingsinged, blown up and blown off in his quest to destroy BugsBunny
Cute
’STACHE STYLEDEGREE OF
DIFFICULTY
(OUT OF 5)
For a small strip of hair that for most men average only a few inches, there’s a surprisingly large number of waysto style a moustache.
Thin or thick, curly or straight, droopy or perky — the
choices are endless.
As the whiskers start to grow in on the upper lips of many men this Movember — when men grow mous-taches to raise money and awareness for Prostate CancerCanada — we thought we would take a minute to reflect
on some of history’s most iconic mo’s.
Thin and unbridged
across the philtrum
(the cleft between
nose and upper lip),
this is a mo that
requires grooming.
We can onlyimagine that
getting a
mo to curve
in perfect
symmetry is
harder than it
looks.
Is there even
any stylinghere?
Requires hairy
genes and lots of
testosterone
rather than exten-
sive grooming
Few real people can
grow a moustache
that perfect.
Requires lots of
maintenance and
a complete lack of
self-consciousness
Needs regular
maintenance and
a steady hand
It takes a super-
steady hand not
to shave that
puppy off each
morning
If you could grow a
moustache longer
than your arms,
you’d be in Guinness
World Records