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Ponce and Anderson Circles. Thatwork will continue through the springafter which there is likely to be a cer-emony recognizing the completion ofthe entire project. Details and datesare yet to be finalized.

The lions were a gift in 1926 to thecity from Dr. Andrew Anderson, anative of St. Augustine who became aclose friend of Henry Flagler and served as the city’sMayor in 1886. Anderson is responsible for a numberof public monuments in the city including the statue ofPonce de Leon which stands in the small park just eastof the Plaza and the flag pole and monument base justto the north of the Ponce statue.

For more information contact the Public Affairs Department at904.825.1053 or 904.824.1004.

Marble Lion Guardians of St. AugustineBridge Returning March 15th ---

Nearly a year to the day after the rehabilitatedBridge of Lions reopened to traffic, its namesake stat-ues will return home.

Plans were announced today that the two marblelion statues, which stood at the western approach tothe bridge from its opening in 1927 until the work onthe bridge began in 2005, will be returned to theirhome during the early morning hours of Tuesday,March 15. The project is expected to last approximate-ly four hours and will necessitate the closing of theBridge of Lions to vehicular traffic from 2:00am until6:00am that day.

After the lions are back in place, the Bridge ofLions project will still not be complete and won’t beuntil the installation of landscaping in parks on boththe east and west approaches to the bridge as well as

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Various St. Augustine LocationsCelebrate at the Celtic Festival which will feature many inter-

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30th Annual Lions Club Seafood Festival Francis Field; Castillo Drive

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18th Annual St. Augustine Lighthouse 5k Run/Walk& Fun Run

Lighthouse 81 Lighthouse AvenuePACKET PICK UP March 18th 3:30-6:30 on the Lighthouse

porch (In front of the gift shop). Sat, Mar 19th, 5K 4pm; FUN RUN 5:00pm Cost: 5k $20before Mar 10th, $25 until Day of Race; Fun Run $5 per person,$10 for 2 or more in family (up to 4, T-shirt for children only);T-Shirt Only $12

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19th Annual Lighthouse Festival Lighthouse 81 Lighthouse Avenue

The historic Light Station will offer something for everyone,including local musicians and entertainers throughout the day,special games and crafts for children, food, living history portray-als, pony rides, terrestrial and maritime archaeology activities,contests and much more Sat, Mar 19th, 11am - 6pm Cost: Free www.staugustinelighthouse.com 904.829.0745

Living History Days At Fort MoseFort Mose State Park, 15 Fort Mose Trail

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Uptown Saturday NightSan Marco Ave between Ripley’s Believe It Or Not

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