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Min
or
Socc
er -
opp
ortu
nitie
s av
ail-
ible
as
coac
hes
and
assis
tant
co
ache
s fo
r ro
ung
boys
an
d gi
rls.
Cana
da D
ay
- op
portu
nitie
s av
aila
ble
in
nana
gem
ent,
prog
ram
op
erat
ions
;pro
m-
ItIon
s, et
c. Ze
ntre
fo
r Ha
bilU
ion
Educ
atio
n an
d %
eeea
r& -
volu
ntee
rs
need
ed
Tues
day,
ulay
20,
1991
fo
r A
Com
mun
ity
for
Ivery
one
Conf
eren
ce.
Bene
ficia
l fo
r an
y >n
e in
tere
sted
in
he
lpin
g pe
ople
wi
th
l&ab
ilitie
s.
llitis
and
Co
llitis
Foun
datio
n -
volun
teer
s le
eded
du
ring
the
long
wee
kend
, in
May
Fr
iday,
May
17
to
Mon
day,
’ M
ay
20
nclus
ive)
at th
e Pl
ay B
all B
ooth
at B
inge
- na
n Pa
rk.
Giv
e as
man
y or
as f
ew h
ours
of
{our
tim
e as
you
wish
. Vo
lunt
eers
nee
ded
o wo
rk
at th
e pi
tchi
ng
boot
h,
reco
rd
spee
ds,
hand
out
bal
ls, e
tc.
pin-
ted
in a
ny o
f the
se,
or o
ther
volu
n-
eer o
ppor
tuni
ties,
ca
ll ext.
205
1 or
dro
p by
X
15OA
.
TIM
W
MAN
A~IM
INT
& PR
OCRA
SfIN
ATIO
N
Stud
enti
who
proc
rasti
nate
an
d ha
ve
roub
le
orga
nizin
g th
eir
studie
s m
ay
be
nter
este
d in
th
is tw
o-ho
ur,
4 se
ssion
No
rksh
op.
Begi
nrr:
Wed
nesd
ay,
May
29
- 9
:30
to
11:3
0 a.
m.
Ihos
e wh
o wi
sh
to i
mpr
ove
thei
r st
udy
skills
ca
n ta
ke
adva
ntag
e of
in
divid
ual
zoun
sellin
g an
d wo
rksh
ops
in th
e fo
llow
- ng
topic
s: a)
stu
dy s
kills
in th
e cla
ssro
om,
such
as
note
takin
g, e
ffecti
ve
liste
ning
, and
cla
ss
prep
arat
ion;
b)
ef
fecti
ve
study
ec
hniq
ues,
in
cludi
ng
time
man
agem
ent,
textb
ook
read
ing,
and
con
cent
ratio
n an
d;
2)
effe
ctive
ex
am-w
ritin
g sk
ills
(4
sess
ions)
. e:
Tu
esda
y, M
ay
14 -
1:30
to
3:30
zm
, ; W
edne
sday
, tvl
ay 1
5 - I
:30 t
o 3:
30
3.m
. ; T
uesd
ay,
May
28
- 6
:30
tu 8
:30
3.m
. In
tere
sted
stude
nts
can
regis
ter
at t
he
Sece
ptio
n De
sk
in C
ouns
ellin
g Se
rvice
s, N
eedl
es
Hall,
ro
om
2080
or
ca
ll ex
t. 26
55.
ANNO
UNCN
MIN
T#
Cana
dian
Aut
hors
As
soc
- hol
ds m
eetin
gs
:he
first
Mon
day
of e
very
mon
th
at t
he
Kitc
hene
r Pu
blic
Libra
ry.
Mon
., Ma
y 6
- Lee
Bry
ant
Mon
., Ju
ne 3
- L
orra
ine
Willi
ams
Car m
ore
info
con
tact
teno
re
Latta
824
- 12
25 ;
Susa
n Gi
bbon
s 74
4-09
00
; Dal
e G.
%
rsons
74
2- 1
495.
mca
lly
grow
n be
ef h
ambu
rger
s an
d io
tdog
s wi
ll be
ser
ved
on b
uns
prod
uced
‘ra
m o
rgan
ically
gr
own
whea
t in
the
Cam
- 3u
s Ce
ntre
on
ly at
the
Wild
Du
ck
Cafe
. ‘S
kin
on”
frenc
h fri
is fro
m
orga
nica
lty
grow
n po
tato
es
cook
ed
in lo
w ch
oles
tero
l sh
orte
ning
wi
ll al
so
be a
vaila
ble.
(fr
om
Food
Ser
vices
).
l’he
Herit
apre
Re
sour
ces
Cent
re
at t
he
3nive
rsity
ol
Wat
erlo
o is
offe
ring
4 on
e-
Neck
su
mm
er
prog
ram
mes
fo
r ch
ildre
n ag
& 8
to 1
2. A
com
bina
tion
of e
duca
tiona
l sn
d ph
ysica
l ac
tivitie
s fo
cuse
s on
loca
l his-
:o
ric a
nd n
atur
al th
emes
. Th
e 4
them
es t
his
sum
mer
are
: 1.
Exp
lorin
g th
e Gr
and
- Jul
y 2
to 5
-co
st
W5.
2.
Nia
gara
Es
carp
men
t -
July
8 to
12
- =o
sf $9
5.
3. N
iaga
ra
Esca
rpm
ent
- Ju
ly 15
to
19 -
co!a
$95
. k
Long
Poi
nt C
amp
Out
- Aug
. 12
to 1
6 -
zct!a
$14
0.
For f
urth
er
info
rmat
ion,
pl
ease
con
tact
the
Herit
age
Reso
urce
s Ce
ntre
, Un
ivers
ity
of
Wat
erlo
o at
885
12
11, e
xt. 3
066.
WAT
ROC
- (W
ater
loo
Recy
cles
On c
am-
pus)
- m
eetin
g on
Mon
day,
May
6. J
oin
the
recy
’cting
mov
emen
t on
cam
pus.
CC r
oom
13
8A.
Grow
ing
up:
The
Undis
cove
red
Gene
ra-
:ion
and
Our
Fu
ture
. Th
e Go
uchi
chin
g In
stitu
te o
n Pu
blic
Afla
irs 6
0th
Con
fere
nce
at G
enev
a Pa
rk,
Ont
ario
, Au
gust
8-
11,
1991
, wi
ll ex
amin
e th
e so
cial,
econ
omic
Ind
educ
atio
nal
influ
ence
s af
fect
ing
yout
h od
ay.
Scho
lars
hips
an
d st
uden
t dis
coun
ts
are
avai
labl
e.
for
‘info
rmat
ion,
co
ntact
Yout
h Co
mm
ittee
. Ch
airp
erso
n at
(41
6)
266-
7757
.
orie
ntat
ion
Sess
ion
for G
radu
atin
g Co
-op
Stud
ents
(91
/92)
wh
o wi
ll be
on W
ork
Term
in
the
Fali
- “E
mpl
oyer
On
-Cam
pus
Inte
r- *
view
Prog
ram
”. 1
l/2
hour
s on
Wed
nes-
da
y, M
ay 1
5 at H
uman
ities
The
atre
, 3:
30 to
50
0 p.
m.
For
info
con
tact
John
Cu
llent
, ex
t. 28
96.
IMPH
NT
Kitc
hene
r-Wat
erlo
o an
d ar
ea B
ig S
ister
s re
quire
d fe
mal
e vo
lunte
ers
to
deve
lop
publ
ishes
ev
ery
two
week
s du
ring
Sprin
g/
. ~
one-
on-o
ne
rela
tlons
hips
wi
th g
irls
aged
4-
16,
and
boys
age
d 4-
11
year
s. If
you
are
a ca
ring
pers
on
and
can
give
3 h
ours
a
week
to
a c
hild
, we
nee
d yo
u!
Trai
ning
be
gins
M
onda
y M
ay
13.
Cal
l 743
-520
6 to
re
giste
r. On
e ye
ar c
omm
itmen
t re
quire
d.
Mus
eum
&
Arch
ive
of G
ames
-
UWY
“Tra
ditio
nal
Gam
es Y
ou ca
n M
ake
and
can
Play
”, Be
ginn
ing
May
14
to
Augu
st
18,
1991
. Ho
urs
- Tu
esda
y 10
-l an
d 2-
5,
Wed
nesd
ay
2-5
and
6-9.
Thu
rsda
y 2-
5,
Sund
ay
2-5.
Cl
osed
M
onda
ys,
Frida
ys
and
Satu
rday
s.
Sum
mer
te
rm,
but
we s
till
need
YO
UR h
elp
to w
rite
artic
les,
ta
ke p
hoto
s, an
d pu
t th
e . .
pape
r to
geth
er!
, !
Heal
th
& Sa
f&y
Depa
rtmen
t -
Sum
mer
Ho
urs
- The
Hea
lth &
Saf
ety
Dept
. wi
t1 be
op
en f
rom
8:3
0 a.
m. t
o 4:
30 p
.m. M
onda
y to
Frid
ay a
s of
toda
y’s d
ate
and
durin
g th
e m
onth
s of
May
, Ju
ne,
July
and
Augu
st,
b He
ritag
e Cr
ossr
oads
op
ens
for
sum
mer
se
ason
on
Sun
day,
Ma
y 5
from
IO
:00
a.m
. to
4:30
p.m
. Th
is is
a no
n-pr
ofit
mus
eum
. Fo
r inf
o co
ntac
t M
arcia
J.
Shor
- tre
ed a
t 748
-191
4.
Seag
ram
Mus
eum
-
“The
W
ine
Cella
r” -
open
ed f
rom
May
1 to
Octo
ber
31 fr
om 1
0 a.m
. to
6 p.
m.
Adm
issio
n is
free.
For
info
co
ntac
t Ly
nne
Paqu
ette
at 8
85- 1
857.
Edito
rial
Boar
d El
ectio
ns
at S
taff
Mee
ting
- TO
DAY
- ’
lz:30
p.
m.
in .r
oom
CC
140
Tues
day,
May
7:
“C
anad
ian
Stud
ies”
-
7:OO
p.m
. -
lec-
ture
r: Dr
. Pa
ulin
e G
reen
hill,
St
. Pa
ul’s
Cotle
tge.
Pu
blic
lect
ure.
Wed
nesd
ay,
May
8
“Sta
rting
A
New
8usin
ess:
A Lo
ok a
t You
r Bu
sines
s Pl
an”
- 7:
15
p.m
. -
spec
ial
gues
ts:
Seni
or
busin
ess
stude
nts
from
th
e W
ilfrid
lau
rier
Unive
rsity
Sm
all
Busi-
ne
ss
Cons
ultin
g Se
rvice
. Re
serv
e yo
ur
piac
e in
per
son
at th
e In
form
atio
n Ce
ntre
or
by
callin
g 74
3-02
7 1.
“Sex
in
the
Mid
dle
Ages
” -
7:00
p.
m.
- Ar
thur
Bl
ack,
KP
L W
riter
-in-R
eside
nce.
Mon
day,
M
ay
13
“Ont
ario
Gen
ealo
gica
l So
ciety”
-
7:30
p.
m.
- Ke
n W
esth
ues
discu
sses
“G
enea
logy
an
d Pe
rson
al
Iden
tity.
*
Tues
day,
May
14
“C
anad
ian
Stud
ies”
-
7:00
p.
m.
- Ie
c-
tuie
r: Dr
. Pa
ulin
e G
reen
hill,
St
. Pa
ul’s
Colle
ge.
Publ
ic le
ctur
e.
“The
CBC
in
Foc
us:’
A Pu
blic
Foru
m”
- 7:
30
p.m
. -
mod
erat
or:
Arth
ljr
Biac
k, Ho
st of
CBC
Ra
dio’
s Ba
sic
Blac
k.
Wed
nesd
ay,
May
15
“L
aw
is a
Man
y Sp
linte
red
Thin
g”
- 7:0
0 p.
m.
- Ar
thur
Bl
ack,
KPL
Writ
er-in
- Re
siden
ce.
DEAD
LINE
fch
Cla
ssifi
eds
& P
age
2 An
noun
cern
erds
is
Mon
days
-S p
.m.
9 m
ust
be n
reD
aid
l
NEW
Bus
ines
s C
lass
ified
R
ate ’
for
Stud
ents
and
Non-
Stud
ents
$1
0.00
for
20 w
ords
,.and
25~
per
wor
d ov
er 2
0
from
Wate
rloo
Recy
cling
Of
&e
The
Regio
n of
Wate
rloo,
the c
ities
of Ca
mbrid
ge,
Kitch
ener
, an
d W
aterlo
o, an
d the
tow
nship
s of
Well
esley
, W
ilmot,
an
d W
oolw
ich
have
or
ganiz
ed
a Go
ods
Exch
ange
Da
y for
Sa
turda
y, Ma
y 4,
1991
(to
morro
w)
from
8 am
to
6 pm
. Th
is ev
ent
focus
es
on “
reuse
” (th
e se
cond
of
the 3
Rs -
Redu
ce,
Reus
e, Re
cycle
) by
pr
ovidi
ng
the
oppo
rtunit
y for
re
siden
k to
give
away
us
able
hous
ehold
ite
ms
to oth
er
area
re
siden
k. It
will
be li
ke a
huge
gar
age
sale
with
all
the i
tems
given
aw
ay
for
free. Re
siden
ts ar
e as
ked
to se
t out
at the
en
d of
their
drive
way
anyth
ing
that i
s sti
ll in
usab
le co
nditio
n, lik
e fur
nitur
e, clo
thing
# toy
s, bo
oks,
spor
ting
good
s, or
tools.
Al
l re
siden
ts wi
ll be
en
cour
aged
to
take
these
item
s ho
me
free
of ch
arge
. Lx
al ch
aritie
s wi
ll be
inv
ited
to pa
rticip
ate
in thi
s ev
ent.
The
inten
t of
this
even
t is
to div
ert
usab
le ite
ms
away
fro
m ou
r lan
dfill
sites
, By
par
ticipa
ting,
resid
ents
will
be
savin
g va
luable
res
ource
s an
d lan
dfill
spac
e. Re
siden
ts mu
st re
move
ite
ms
not
taken
by
6 p
m. T
here
wi
ll be
no
spe-
cial
ref
use
colle
ctio
n ar
t th
e da
y of
, or
fo
lIowi
ng
this
even
t. Fo
r fur
ther
infor
matio
n,
conta
ct yo
ur loc
al mu
nicipa
lities
or
the
regio
na
recy
cling
off
ice
at 74
7-
5010
.
Call
Us w
ith
Your
.’ Cal
enda
r Ev
ents
- M
RY
SUND
AY
IAYI
II~S
Eira
1@~4
Fe
llows
hip
even
- in
g se
rvice
. 7:
OO p
m
at
163
Unive
rsity
Av
e. W
. (M
SA),
apt 3
21. A
ll ar
e we
lcom
e.
For m
ore
info
rmat
ion,
ca
ll 88
4-57
12.
M
RY
MO
NDAY
FkMX
Me
eting
s : 4
p.m
., CC
l38A
. If
recy
cling
co
ncer
ns
you,
co
me
out
and
shar
e yo
ur i
deas
. Or
, if
you
can
volu
ntee
r so
me
time,
ca
ll Pa
tti
Fras
er
at
ext.
3245
. --
m--
-e_
.-
---_
’ M
RY
W8D
NWm
AY
Post
er
Cam
pus
plan
pee
rs
into
pos
sibl
e fu
tuw
for
UW
cu
lprit
s ca
ught
by
Dav
e Th
omso
n Im
prin
t sta
ff
Near
ly th
ree
week
s af
ter
two
Unive
rsity
of
Wat
erlo
o stu
dent
s dis
- pl
ayed
a
sign
with
th
e ph
rase
“N
o!
Mea
ns
Hard
er”
at a
hoc
key
gam
e at
Va
rsity
Ar
ena,
th
e stu
dent
s ha
ve
sub-
m
itted
a
writt
en
apol
ogy
to D
ean
of
Stud
ents
Er
nie
Lucy
. Af
ter
Impr
int
prin
ted
a ph
otog
raph
of
the
two
stu
dent
s in
the
Mar
ch
29,1
99l
issue
, th
e ph
otog
raph
an
d a
story
abou
t th
e in
ciden
t in
the
Ki
tche
ner-W
ater
loo
Reco
rd
was
pic-
ked
up
by
the
Cana
dian
Pr
ess
wire
se
rvice
an
d cir
cula
ted
arou
nd
the
coun
try.
Man
y stu
dent
s on
cam
pus
signe
d a
petit
ion
to b
e se
nt
to E
rnie
he
y th
at
supp
orte
d di
scip
linar
y ac
tion
agai
nst
the
stude
nts,
and
the
Fede
ratio
n of
St
uden
ts
sugg
este
d th
at
“thes
e tw
o m
en
need
to
be
educ
ated
an
d th
ey
need
co
unse
lling
in o
rder
th
at
thes
e op
pres
sive
attit
udes
be
era
dica
ted.
” In
th
eir
apol
ogy,
th
e stu
dent
s sta
ted
that
“An
erro
r of
judg
men
t an
d lac
k of
fo
resig
ht
on
our
pad
has
resu
lted
in a
con
trove
rsy
over
a
par-
ticul
arly
sens
itive
issue
wh
ich
we
negl
ecte
d to
tak
e in
to
cons
ider
atio
n at
the
time.
” “W
e re
gret
an
y ne
gativ
e ef
fects
th
at
have
re
sulte
d fo
r wo
men
at
th
e Un
ivers
ity
of W
ater
loo.
It
is ou
r ho
pe
that
pu
blic
conc
ern
rega
rdin
g th
is in
ciden
t wi
ll re
sult
in
cont
inue
d em
phas
is on
th
is m
ost
impo
rtant
iss
ue
for
both
m
en
and
wcm
en.”
The
stude
nts
also
sta
ted
that
th
e ph
otog
raph
pr
inte
d in
. th
e Im
prin
t -
A
was
take
n tie
r th
e ga
me.
Im
prin
t
Phot
o Ed
itor
Joan
ne
Sand
rin
adm
it-
ted
that
“ye
s it
was,
but
the
sign
was
perio
dica
lly
show
n th
roug
hout
th
e ga
me
when
I
also
at
tem
pted
to
ta
ke
pictu
res
of t
hem
. Th
ey
were
dis
play-
in
g it
afte
r th
e ga
me
as w
ell,
which
pr
ovid
ed
the
best
phot
o op
portu
nity
.
. I a
nd
besid
es,
if th
ey
were
fo
olish
en
ough
to
sho
w it
to t
he
cam
era,
it
indi
cate
d to
me
that
thi
s wa
sn’t
just
a
joke
to
the
m.”
Afte
r ta
lking
to
th
e tw
o stu
dent
s, Er
nie
Lucy
sa
id
that
he
was
“c
onvin
- ce
d th
at
susp
ensio
n or
ex
pulsi
on
woul
d se
rve
no
usef
ul
purp
ose.
” In
stea
d,
the
stude
nts
have
ag
reed
to
as
sist
in p
repa
ring
a pa
mph
let
on d
ate
rape
and
to w
ork
with
th
e Fe
dera
tion
of S
tude
nts’
Wom
en’s
Issue
s Bo
ard
conc
ernin
g ho
w th
e Un
ivers
ity
can
deal
with
da
te
rape
in
the
fut
ure.
W
hen
aske
d ho
w sh
e fe
lt ab
out
the
Unive
rsity
’s re
spon
se,
Dire
ctor
of
Wom
en’s
Stud
ies
Mild
red
Davie
s sa
id
“whi
le
man
y wo
men
un
doub
- te
dly
feel
tha
t a
mor
e se
rious
pe
nalty
wo
uld
have
be
en
appr
opria
te,
the
Unive
rsity
’s re
spon
se
is ne
verth
eless
a
cons
truct
ive
one.
Th
e of
fend
ers’
apol
ogy
mak
es
it cle
ar
that
th
e iss
ue
of
date
ra
pe
is to
be
ta
ken
serio
usly.
” “B
y m
eetin
g wi
th
the
Wom
en’s
Issue
s Bo
ard
and
prod
ucin
g a
pam
phle
t on
th
is su
bject,
” Da
vies
cont
inue
d,
“the
offe
nder
s wi
ll be
ed
ucat
ing
not
only
them
selve
s bu
t ot
her
mal
e stu
dent
s as
wel
l. Th
ese
are
all
steps
in
the
rig
ht
dire
ctio
n.”
Thef
ull
apolo
gy
has
been
rep
rinted
in
this
week
’s Fo
rum
page
s.
The
aeria
l vie
w of
the
mode
l cre
ated
by
Berri
dge,
Lewi
nbur
g, an
d Gr
eenb
erg
of the
UW
Ca
mpus
. Ph
oto
by P
eter
Bro
wn
Radi
o Gr
een
Wat
erloo
fiv
e YO
U ev
er
hear
d of
Wat
erlo
o’s
cam
pus
radi
o st
atio
n?
If so
, hav
e YO
U he
ard
of
the
new
ener
onm
enta
l sh
ow
calle
d El
ectric
Gw
en?
Lee
Mer
edith
Da
y, a
mem
ber
of th
e W
ater
loo
Publ
ic In
tere
st Re
sear
ch
Grou
p (W
PIRG
) is
coor
dina
ting
Elec
tric
Gre
en,
a ha
lf-ho
ur
radi
o sh
ow
on
envi
ronm
enta
l an
d so
cial
just
ice
issue
s th
at
can
be h
eard
on
CA
MS-
FM
(9
4.5)
ev
ery
othe
r Tu
esda
y fro
m
5:00
to
5:30
pm
. Th
e sh
ow
first
aire
d on
M
arch
5,
19
91 a
nd f
ocus
es
on c
urre
nt
proje
cts
that
nu
mer
ous
WPi
RG
work
grou
ps
are
rese
arch
ing.
The
topi
c of
the
nex
t
show
on
Tu
esda
y, M
ay
14
is W
atgre
m,
the
carQ
pus-
wide
en
viron
- m
enta
l re
sear
ch
prog
ram
an
noun
ced
last
ye
ar.
This
show
tv
ill fe
atur
e a
num
ber
of
seco
nd
and
third
-yea
r En
viron
men
tal
Stud
ies
stude
nts’p
ro-
jects,
su
ch
as
wate
r sy
stem
s an
d or
gani
c fo
od.
Anot
her
topi
c pl
anne
d is
the
Envh
maniu
c~,
a W
orkg
roup
th
at
has
writt
en
a pl
ay
for
child
ren
entit
led
“Mor
e Tr
ees
Plea
se.”
Anyo
ne
who
is in
tere
sted
in
hel
p-
ing
to p
rodu
ce
the
show
is
welco
me
to a
ttend
a
mee
ting&
this
Sund
ay,
May
5
in th
e En
viron
men
tal
Stud
ies
coffe
e sh
op
at 8
pm
.
Carl
Bray
of
BtG
po
ints
ou
t a
featur
e of
the
cam
pus
&an
to M
arlen
e Mi
les
of UW
Co
mm
unity
Re
lation
s an
d Al
Mac
Kenz
ie
of U
W S
ecur
ity.
by P
eter
Bro
wn
simila
r in
pu
rpos
e to
pa
rts
of
the
Impr
int
staff
defe
ated
St
uden
t Li
fe
Build
ing
pro-
po
sal,
woul
d al
so b
e bu
ilt
Sund
ay,
April
7
saw
the
retu
rn
of
Unde
r th
e pl
an,
the
area
no
rth
of
the
Unive
rsity
of
Wat
erlo
o C
mpu
s th
e O
ptom
etry
bu
daig
w
d.l
even
- M
aste
r Pl
an t
o an
othe
r op
en
hous
e at
tu
ally
be d
evel
oped
fo
r m
any
uses
: Fe
dera
tion
Hall.
Pre
pare
d by
the
con
- re
sear
ch
and
deve
lopm
ent
for’
the
sulti
ng
fum
of
Ber
ridge
, Le
winb
urg.
Un
ivers
ity,
facil
ities
re
nted
ou
t to
an
d Gr
eenb
erg
with
in
put
from
th
e co
mm
ercia
l int
eres
ts,
and
stud
ent
Sena
te
Long
-Ran
ge
Plan
ning
Co
m-
hous
ing.
Ce
ntra
l in
the
pl
an
is th
e m
ittee
, th
is pl
an e
xam
ines
ev
eryth
ing
Unive
rsity
ke
epin
g ‘o
wner
ship
ov
er
from
th
e de
velo
pmen
t of
the
la
nds
all
of t
he l
and.
no
rth
of U
W
to i
mpr
ovin
g sa
fety
on
‘We
stil
want
to
kee
p th
e co
mpa
ct th
e ex
istin
g ca
mpu
s. Th
e fir
st ste
ps
plan
ned
for
the
next
cam
pus,
thou
gh,”
said
Ca
rl Br
ay
of
deca
de
inclu
de
a vis
itor
cent
re
in
BLG.
“W
e wa
nt
to k
eep
the
mai
n ca
m-
park
ing
ht
H ne
ar
the
front
ga
tes
on
pus
as t
he p
recin
ct de
fined
by
a te
n-
min
ute
wahg
di
stan
ce
from
Da
na
Unive
rsity
Av
enue
. Th
is bu
ildin
g Po
rter
Libra
ry.”
woul
d co
ntai
n a
new
hom
e fo
r th
e Th
e m
aint
enan
ce
of t
he c
urre
nt
of
book
store
, an
d wo
uld
clear
ly m
ark
UW%
pr
incip
al
entra
nce,
gi
ving
the
cam
pus
woul
d al
so
be im
prov
ed,
visito
rs
mor
e th
an j
ust
a kio
sk
to f
ind
with
th
ree
or f
our
cent
ral
walki
ng
cor-
upon
ar
rival.
rid
ors
defin
ed
to D
ana
Porte
r Lib
rary
A ne
w En
gine
erin
g /
Earth
Sc
ien-
fo
r sa
fety
and
envir
onm
enta
l co
n-
ces
build
ing
is ne
eded
, an
d an
add
i- sid
erat
ions
pl
ayin
g a
part
in th
e m
ain-
te
nanc
e as
wel
l. tio
n to
th
e Ca
mpu
s Ce
ntre
, pe
rhap
s Th
e co
nsul
ting
firm
’s dis
plays
Mee
t the
new
Phot
o by
Pe
ter
Brow
n
clear
ly sh
owed
.
the
mot
ivatin
g th
emes
fo
r th
e pl
ans.
Th
e fir
st
of th
ese
is a
“gre
en
orie
ntat
ion,
” th
e ce
ntra
l ex
ampl
e of
whi
ch
woul
d be
the
pe
r- m
anen
t pr
eser
vatio
n of
a
natu
ral
rese
rve
alon
g th
e La
urel
Cr
eek
cor-
ridor
. An
othe
r im
porta
nt
goal
is
impr
ovin
g th
e’
Unive
rsity
’s re
- la
tions
hip
with
th
e Ci
ty of
Wat
erlo
o wi
th
cont
inuo
us
pede
stria
n an
d bi
ke
rout
es
and
close
r lin
kage
be
twee
n cit
y str
eets
and
unive
rsity
str
eets.
Ot
her
them
es
inclu
ded
mai
ntai
n-
ing
both
an
“op
en-e
nded
fra
mew
ork
for
sust
aina
ble
deve
lopm
ent”
and
the
cam
pus’
stron
g se
nse
of p
lace
. Br
ay
said
th
at
BLG
cons
ulte
d “e
very
maj
or
grou
p on
cam
pus”
du
r- in
g its
stu
dy
of th
e ca
mpu
s, es
pecia
lly
thos
e ou
tsid
e of
th
e ad
min
istra
tion.
Th
ese
grou
ps
inclu
ded
the
Fede
ra-
tion
of
Stud
ents
, th
e Gr
adua
te
St-u
- de
nt
Asso
ciatio
n,
the
Safe
ty
Com
mitt
ee,
Wat
gree
n,
UW
Secu
rity,
the
Chur
ch
Colle
ges,
th
e Fa
culty
As
socia
tion,
an
d ot
her
grou
ps.
exec
!
John
Le
ddy,
Pres
ident
Lisa
Brke
, Vi
ce-P
resid
ent
Unive
rsity
Af
fairs
Stev
e Mi
llard
, Vi
ce-P
resid
ent
Oper
ation
s an
d Fi
nanc
e Co
me
on
up to
the
Fe
d off
ice
(CC2
35)
if yo
u wa
nt t
o vo
luntee
r or
give
sugg
estio
ns
for
the
next
yea
4 i&
tint,
Frid
ay,
ii&
3, f9
91
N&s
You’v
e jus
t ink
riled
a mi
iiion
dolla
rs the
sam
e da
y tha
t ali
ens
unno
unce
tha
t the
y ar
e go
iHg
to blo
w up
the
ear
th.
Wha
t ar
e yu
u g&
g to
du?
(Que
stion
bo
rrowe
d fro
m the
Mov
ie He
uther
s.)
Que
stio
n
Inve
st it
Soph
ia -
.4A
Engl
ish
Buy
off t
he a
kns
Peter
4B
Mat
h .
I’d d
etox
Keith
Ri
char
ds
Kevin
Pr
ofes
siona
l st
uden
t
Buy
a tic
ket
on t
he U
FO
Calvi
n 6N
Eve
rythin
g
I’mse
lfishs
oIwou
ldjus
tgoou
tand~
yahu
gema
nsion
onac
oaeta
nda
black
Po
rsche
, an
d sp
end
the d
ay o
n the
bea
ch
Kmi
2B A
pplie
d St
udies
Wat
erlo
o Je
wis
h St
uden
ts’ A
ssoc
iatio
n
Gen
eral
Mee
ting
May
9,1
99l
4:30
p,m
. -
at th
e M
ath
& C
ompu
ter B
uild
ing
Roo
m 4
040
Inte
rnat
iona
l ca
mpu
s m
edia
tion
conf
eren
ce
at U
W
from
UW
NewH
huea
u cla
mpus
m
edia
tion
invo
lving
th
e fac
ilities
of
an
impa
rtial
stude
nt m
edia
tor
is th
e “n
ew
wave
of
The
Unive
rsity
of W
aterlo
o, a
Cana
dian
pione
er
in ca
mpus
me
dia-
tion
prog
rams
, wi
ll ho
st an
int
er-
natio
nal
confe
renc
e on
the
su
bject
from
Sund
ay,
May
5 to
Tues
day,
May
7.
The
Seco
nd
AMU~
Co
nfere
nce
One
of th
e aim
s of
the c
onfer
ence
is
on
Cam
pus
Media
tion
Prog
rams
is
to pr
omote
the
ide
a to
other
un
iver-
expe
cted
to att
ract
abou
t 12
5 pa
r- sit
ies
and
colle
ges
in Ca
nada
, Er
ick-
ticipa
nts,
mostl
y fro
m
the
Unite
d so
n sa
ys.
Many
of
the t
opics
to
be
states
, sa
ys
Matt
Erick
son,
ws
discu
ssed
inv
olve
how
to es
tablis
h Om
buds
perso
n. +
and
oper
ate
such
pr
ogra
ms.
prob
lem-so
lving
an
d dis
pute
reso
lu-
tion”
on
univ
ersit
y an
d co
llege
ca
m-
puse
s, he
say
s. UW
’s pr
ogra
m,
which
be
gan
in 19
85
and
is sti
ll on
e of
the
few
in Ca
nada
, is
basic
ally
“peer-
base
d” in
that
it l
ooks
at
reso
lving
di
sput
es
that
in
volve
stu
dent
s.
Hey,
that
’s Ba
rbar
ossa
no
t Bar
bare
lla, y
ou fo
ol!
Oper
ation
Ba
rbar
ossa
, the
lar
gest
land
battle
eve
r fou
ght
and
one
whos
e ou
tcome
de
term
ined
world
his
tory,
will
be t
he s
ubjec
t of
a majo
r ac
adem
ic co
nfere
nce
in W
aterlo
o fro
m Fr
iday,
May
17 t
o Su
nday
, Ma
y 19
at
St.
Jero
me’s
Colle
ge.
Spon
sore
d by
the
Wate
rloo-
Laur
ier
Centr
e for
Sov
iet
Stud
ies,
the
con
- fe
renc
e fal
ls du
ring
the 5
0th
anniv
ersa
ry
of Hi
tlq’s
push
int
o the
Sov
iet
Union
du
ring
the S
econ
d W
orld
War.
Ab
out
35 a
cade
mics
, an
d mi
litary
and
gove
rnme
nt sc
ho,la
rs fro
m six
co
untri
es
will
spea
k on
dipl
omac
y, int
ellige
nce,
an
d the
nat
ionali
ties
as th
ey
rela
te
to O
pera
tion
Barb
aros
sa.
D.A.
Vo
lkogo
nov,
a clo
se
advis
or
to Ru
ssian
fed
erati
on
leade
r Bo
ris
Yelts
in,
will
make
a
pres
entat
ion
on t
he f
irst
day
of the
con
feren
ce.
Othe
r sp
eake
rs inc
lude
Gerh
ard
Wein
berg
, wh
o se
rved
a$ a
con
sulta
nt on
the
au
then
ticity
of
voh
tmes
pr
esen
ted
as H
itler’s
di
arie
s in
198
3; E
rich
Habe
rer,
who
for t
he la
st tw
o ye
ti ha
s be
en r
espo
nsibl
e for
the
Dep
artm
ent
of Ju
s- tic
e’s
inves
tigati
ons
of w
ar
crime
s; an
d Th
eo
Shult
e,
a co
nsult
ant
to the
De
partm
ent
of Ju
stice
re
gard
ing
war
crime
tria
ls.
The
centr
e, a
joint
ven
ture
of La
urier
an
d UW
, wa
s es
tablis
hed
in 19
89 to
en
hanc
e Ca
nada
’s ibi
lity
to
analy
se
and
inter
pret
deve
lopme
nt in
the
Sovie
t Un
ion.
WAT
ERLO
O
TaAe
Xd
886-
1200
v
-OR
PEOP
LE
OR
PARC
ELS
FAST
, CO
URTE
OUS
SERV
ICE
Othe
r top
ics
includ
e se
ssion
s on
un
derst
andin
g ra
cial
and
ethnic
co
n- flic
t, in
terv
entio
n in
con
flicts
of fa
mily
and
frien
ds,
caree
rs in
med
iatio
n,
and
town-
and-
gown
re
lation
ships
tha
t wi
ll inv
olve
City
of W
ater
loo
rep-
re
sent
ative
s on
a pa
nel
discu
ssing
th
e Ne
ighb
ors
Prog
ram.
Th
e ke
ynot
e ad
dress
es
wil1
be
give
n by
Prof
esso
rs Mi
chae
l W
esse
lls
and
Philip
Eu
lliver
. W
esse
lls,
from
Rand
olph-
Maco
n Co
llege
in
Virg
inia,
.
will
spea
k ab
out
“Psy
cholo
gicaI
Dime
nsion
s of
Peac
e an
d No
nviol
ent
Conf
lict
Reso
lution
: Re
thin
king
the
Secu
rity
Agen
da.”
On
a thr
ee-ye
ar Ke
llogg
Fe
llows
hip,
Wes
sells
stu
died
issue
s of
war
and
peac
e fro
m an
int
erdis
- cip
linar
y an
d int
ercu
ltura
l pe
rspec
- tiv
e. He
tea
ches
co
urse
s in
the a
reas
of ag
gres
sion,
leade
rship
and
socia
l tra
nsfor
matio
n, an
d so
cial
and
ethica
l iss
ues
in c
ompu
ting.
He i
s the
pre
siden
t of
the r
ecen
tly
forme
d Di
vision
of
Peac
e Ps
ycho
logy
of the
Am
erica
n Ps
ycho
logi
cal
Asso
ciatio
n an
d ch
ati
the e
xecu
tive
comm
ittee
of Ps
ycho
logist
s for
Soc
ial
Resp
onsib
ility.
. Gu
lliver
, a
profes
sor
at Yo
rk Un
iversi
ty,
will
give
a
talk
calle
d “M
edia
tors
Co
me
in Al
l Si
zes
and
Shap
es.”
In o
ne
of h
is ma
ny
book
s, en
title
d Di
spute
s an
d Ak
ptiati
ons,
Gulliv
er
prod
uced
a
unive
rsal
mode
l for
ne
gotia
tions
. He
is
York’
s “D
is-
tingu
ished
Re
searc
h Pr
ofess
or of
Anthr
opolo
gy”
and
was
prev
iously
pro
fesso
r of
Afric
an
anthr
opolo
gy
at the
Un
iversi
ty of
Lond
on,
Engla
nd.
His
princ
iple
inter
est
is in
the c
ross-
cultu
ral
study
of
the n
egot
iation
pr
o-
cess
N
Easte
rn
Afric
a, No
rth
Amer
ica,
and
Irelan
d. Al
so
plann
ed
is a
two-
day
post-
co
nfere
nce
works
hop
in
media
ting
ski&
. Th
e tra
iner
is Mi
chae
l hg
el,
a law
yer
and
media
tor
in pr
ivate
prac
- tic
e in
Britis
h Co
lumbia
. Be
fore
com-
ing
to
Cana
da,
he p
racti
ced
law a
nd
serv
ed
as
a LD
S An
gele
s Co
unty
judge
. Fo
gel
is a
senio
r tra
iner
in
the
Jus
- tic
e In
stitu
te
of
Britis
h to
lumbii
’s co
nflict
re
solut
ion
traini
ig pr
ogra
m an
d ha
s pr
esen
ted
nego
tiatio
n an
d me
diatio
n tra
ining
se
mina
rs to
lawye
rs,
judge
s, me
ntal
healt
h pro
- fes
siona
ls,
gove
rnme
nt an
d pr
ivate
secto
r ma
nage
ment
gr
oups
, na
tive
leade
rs,
and
media
tors
The
confe
renc
e, wh
ich
will
be h
eld
at U
W’s
Conr
ad
Greb
el
Colle
ge,
is or
ganiz
ed
by
Erick
son
and
John
W
ine
of UW
’s Co
unse
lling
Servi
ces,
It is
spon
sore
d by
the
Fu
nd
for
IS-
pute
Reso
lutio
n,
Kitc
hene
r- W
aterlo
o; UW
Co
unse
lling
Servi
ces;
UVV
Dean
of
St
uden
ts
offic
e;
UW
fider
atio
n of
St
uden
ts;
and
the
Amer
ican
Colle
ge
Perso
nnel
As-
SOCi
ati0
n
NeW
S Im
prin
t, Fr
iday
, M
ay 3
, 19
91
5 -
a
UW’s
Boar
d of
To
m Y
ork
Awar
d *w
inne
rs
Gov
erno
rs
gets
ne
w .I
from
St*P
ad’sC
oueg
e Th
ree U
lliV&t
y Of W
ater
loa’
pa
rt-
time
stude
nts
have
wo
n th
e To
m
York
M
emor
ial
Writ
ing
Awar
d,
an a
nnua
l
from
IJW
Ne
ws
Bure
au
Mich
ael
F. G
arve
y, FC
A,
a Un
iver-
sity
of
Wat
erlo
o al
umnu
s an
d au
dit
partn
er
with
Pr
ice
Wat
erho
use,
ch
ar-
tere
d ac
coun
tant
s, To
ront
o,
has
been
el
ecte
d ch
airm
an
of t
he U
niver
sity
of
Wat
erlo
o’s
boar
d of
gov
erno
rs,
for
a tw
o-ye
ar
term
. Pr
eviou
sly
vice-
ch
airm
an
for
the
past
two
year
s, he
ta
kes
over
fro
m
J. Tr
evor
Ey
ton
who
rem
ains
on
the
bo
ard
and
its e
xecu
- tiv
e co
mm
ittee
.
Elec
ted
vice-
chair
man
is
Wat
erlo
o re
siden
t Pa
ul D
. M
itche
ll,
who
is pr
e-
siden
t an
d ch
ief
exec
utive
of
ficer
of
M
cNei
l Co
nsum
er
Prod
ucts
Com
- pa
ny,
Gue
lph
Form
er
boar
d ch
airm
an
Jack
E. S
in-
clair,
an
exec
utive
vic
e-pr
eside
nt
with
Be
ll Ca
nada
, wa
s el
ecte
d to
the
boar
d.
shor
t sto
ry aw
ard-
open
to
stu
dent
s at
th
e Do
ctor
al
Stud
y Su
ppor
t Pr
ogra
m
UW
and
WiIf
rid
Laur
ier
Unive
rsity
. Co
mm
ittee
of
the
In
stitu
te
of C
har-
Anne
Fl
emin
g re
ceive
d fir
st priz
e
tere
d Ac
coun
tant
s of
Ont
ario
. fo
r a
story
calle
d “R
ed
lette
r da
y,”
Garve
y is
spea
rhea
ding
th
e re
cent
dr
ive
by
unive
rsity
al
umni
as
socia
tions
to
fo
rm
an
effe
ctive
un
ited
lobb
y on
be
half
of
Onta
rio
unive
rsitie
s.
He i
s the
fou
ndin
g pr
esi-
dent
of
UW
’s Ac
coun
ting
Alum
ni
Asso
ciatio
n an
d W
ater
loo’
s Na
tiona
l Al
umni
Co
uncil
wh
ere
he
is st
ill a#
m
embe
r of
the
ex
ecut
ive
com
mitt
ee
and
chai
rman
of
its
nom
inat
ing
com
- m
ittee
.
Larry
Si
anch
uk
an h
onou
rabl
e m
en-
tion
for
“Flyi
ng
drea
ms,”
an
d Do
na
Paul
Mas
se1
an h
onou
rabl
e m
entio
n fo
r “N
o sc
hool
on
Satu
rday
.”
Mitc
hell
is a
nativ
e of
W
indso
r, On
tario
, an
d re
ceive
d hi
s po
stsec
on-
dary
ed
ucat
ion
at t
he
Unive
rsity
of
W
indso
r. He
jo
ined
Jo
hnso
n &
John
son
is 19
66
assu
min
g in
- cr
easin
gly
resp
onsib
le
mar
ketin
g an
d sa
les
man
agem
ent
posit
ions
un
til
bein
g ap
poin
ted
to th
e bo
ard
of d
irec-
to
rs
in 1
973
as v
ice-p
resid
ent,
Con-
Now
in
its
third
ye
ar,
the
awar
d co
mm
emor
ates
th
e lif
e an
d wo
rk
of
Dr.
Thom
as
Lee
York
, ch
apla
in
to
both
lo
cal
unive
rsitie
s fo
r se
vera
l ye
ars
befo
re
his
deat
h in
an
au
tom
obile
ac
ciden
t in
jan
uary
, 19
88.
York
wa
s th
e au
thor
of
De
sireI
ess,
publ
ished
po
sthu
mou
sly,
and
othe
r no
vels
Thre
e do
zen
entri
es
cam
e in
th
is
year
-
a la
rger
nu
mbe
r th
an
ever
, re
por&
Dr
. Pa
uliie
Gr
eenh
ii of
UW
’s Ca
nadi
an
Stud
ies
prog
ram
. Gr
e-
enhi
ll,
Cana
dian
St
udie
s co
lleag
ue
Stev
e Jo
nes,
and
othe
rs
set
up
the
awar
d at
St
. Pa
ul’s
Unite
d Co
llege
(Y
ork’s
of
fice
loca
tion
while
in
M
ichae
l G
arve
v. a
UW
alu
mnu
s.
Wat
erloo
) sh
ortly
af
ter
his
deat
h.
has
been
naG
ed
BOG
cha
ir ’
“We’r
e ge
t&
welI
know
n,”
says
G
reen
hill.
“S
ome
entri
es
arriv
ed
a m
onth
be
fore
ou
r pu
blici
ty
wen
t ou
t.”
She
cred
its
UW
write
r-in-
re
siden
ce
Greg
Co
ok
with
he
lpin
g ge
t th
e wo
rd
out
effe
ctive
ly.
Cook
wa
s on
e of
the
adj
udica
tors
th
is ye
ar;
the
othe
rs
were
Dr
. Ge
rald
No
onan
of
the
WLU
En
glish
de
partm
ent
and
Dr.
Pete
r Hi
nchc
liffe
of
the
Engl
ish
depa
rtmen
t of
St.
Jero
me’s
Co
llege
at
w.
He
is al
so
chai
rman
of
the
bo
ard
of
the
Cana
dian
Ch
ambe
r of
Co
m-
mer
ce.
Garve
y is
a To
ront
o na
tive,
ra
ised
in B
arrie
, On
tario
. Ga
rvey
grad
uate
d wi
th
a Ba
chel
or
of A
rts
degr
ee
from
W
ater
loo
in 1
949,
an
d qu
alifi
ed
as a
ch
arte
red
acco
unta
nt
in 1
972.
He
ser-
ved
two
year
s in
the
Lon
don,
En
glan
d of
fices
of
Pr
ice
Wat
erho
use
and
he
beca
me
a pa
rtner
in
19
82.
He
was
awar
ded
his
FCA
desig
natio
n by
th
e In
stitu
te
of C
harte
red
Acco
unta
nts
of
Onta
rio
in 1
985.
As
an
audi
t pa
rtner
, Ga
rvey
deal
s m
ainl
y wi
th
mul
ti-na
tiona
l cli
ents
, On
a
tour
-6f-d
uty
basis
, he
was
ch
air-
man
of
PW
’s Na
tiona
l Co
ntin
uing
Ed
ucat
ion
Depa
rtmen
t an
d a
mem
- be
r of
Pric
e W
ater
hous
e W
orld
Firm
’s Co
ntin
uing
Ed
ucat
ion
Advis
ory
Grou
p.
Pres
ently
, he
is v
ice-c
hairm
an
of
the
firm
’s In
sura
nce
Spec
ialty
Gr
oup.
Cu
rrent
ly,
Garv
ev’s
prof
essio
nal
and
com
mun
ity
activ
ities
inclu
de
his
role
as
chai
rman
of
the
Alum
ni
Secto
r fo
r Ca
mpa
ign
Wat
erlo
o to
be
publ
icly
laun
ched
ne
xt ye
ar;
chai
rman
of
the
bo
ard
of d
irecto
rs
of T
he
Donw
ood
Inst
itute
, To
ront
o;
and
chai
rman
of
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orne
r Cab
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sum
er
Divis
ion
In 1
976,
he
was
mad
e ex
ecut
ive
vice-
pres
ident
. M
itche
ll as
sum
ed
gene
ral
man
agem
ent
res-
pons
ibilit
ies
for
the
John
son
& Jo
hnso
n Ba
by
Prod
ucts
Com
pany
in
19
78 a
nd t
he M
cNei
l Co
nsum
er
Pro-
du
cts
Com
pany
in
198
0.
In
addi
tion
to
his
John
son
& Jo
hnso
n re
spon
sibilit
ies,
M
itche
ll ha
s be
en i
nvol
ved
in s
ever
al ind
ustry
an
d co
mm
unity
ac
tivitie
s.
He i
s a
direc
tor
of A
ir Ca
nada
, im
med
iate
pa
st ch
air-
Fn
of t
he b
oard
an
d dir
ecto
r of
the
No
npre
scrip
tion
Drug
M
anuf
ac-
ture
rs
Asso
ciatio
n of
Ca
nada
, an
d a
mem
ber
of t
he a
dviso
ry
boar
d of
the
Ko
ffler
In
stitu
te
of
Phar
mac
y M
anag
emen
t at
th
e Un
ivers
ity
of
Toro
nto.
He
is
also
a p
ast
direc
tor
of
the
K-W
Sy
mph
ony
and
the
Cons
er-
vativ
e Bu
sines
s As
socia
tion
of
Kitc
hene
r-Wat
erlo
o.
Sin&
r ha
s pr
eviot
isly
serv
ed
as a
W
bo
ard
mem
ber
from
19
83
to
1989
, an
d wa
s ch
airm
an
from
19
88 t
o 19
89.
He
has
been
wi
th
Bell
since
gr
adua
ting
in b
usine
ss
from
M
cMas
- te
r Un
ivers
ity
in
1958
.
The
awar
d is
for
shor
t sto
ries
and
unde
rgra
duat
es
and
grad
uate
s at
the
two
unive
rsitie
s ar
e el
igib
le,
whet
her
they
ar
e st
udyin
g fu
ll tim
e or
pa
rt tim
e.
Entri
es
were
su
bmitt
ed
last
fa
ll. Firs
t pr
ize
winn
er
Anne
Fl
emin
g fin
ished
a
Bach
elor
of
Arts
de
gree
at
UW
in
19
88
and
has
been
ta
king
a cr
eativ
e wr
iting
co
urse
wi
th
Ren&
& Co
llege
pr
ofes
sor
Dr.
Judi
th
Mille
r. Fl
emin
g’s
“flui
d sty
le,”
said
Gr
eg
Cook
, “b
rings
to
lif
e th
e ev
eryd
ay
(wor
ld)
and
enga
ges
the
read
er
in h
er
char
acte
rs
witi
a re
fresh
ing
sens
e of
hu
mou
r.”
Now
work
ing
as a
tec
h&
cal e
dito
r an
d gr
aphi
c de
signe
r, Fl
em-
ing
will
be e
nrol
ling
this
fall
in a
fine
ar
ts cr
eativ
e wr
iting
pr
ogra
m
at t
he
Unive
rsity
of
Brit
ish
Colu
mbi
a.
FAIR
Q
ver 5
0 ex
hibi
ts o
fferin
g sa
ving
s cm
d se
lect
ion
in
com
pute
r$, s
oftw
are,
per
iphe
rals
, w
ord
proc
esso
rs, g
ames
, tra
inin
g, a
nd r
elat
ed p
rodu
cts.
C
ompu
ter x
Aib
s w
ill p
rovi
de
info
rmat
ion
on th
eir a
ctiv
ities
. O
NE DO
LLAR
DISC
OUN
T- re
gula
r ad
miss
ion
is $3
Br
ing
this
ad
and
save
$1
SUN
DAY
, M
AY 1
2 -
11 a
.m.
to 4
p.m
. Ki
tche
ner
Mem
oria
l Au
dito
rium
-
Larry
Si
anch
uk
is ha
lfway
th
roug
h hi
s BA
in
Engl
ish.
He’s
takin
g co
urse
s th
roug
h th
e UW
Co
rresp
onde
nce
prog
ram
an
d sa
ys
the
awar
d wi
ll
“buo
y up
” hi
s de
term
inat
ion
to fi
nish
.th
e de
gree
. He
’s cu
rrent
ly a
trans
por-
tatio
n te
chno
logi
st
for
the
City
of
Kitc
hene
r an
d sa
ys
his
work
of
fers
“muc
h va
luab
le
ater
ial
for
futu
re
writi
ng
com
peti
‘ons.”
Si
aneh
uk’s
entry
wa
s cit
ed
y th
e ad
judi
cato
rs
for
its
“evo
cativ
e de
scrip
tion,
co
ni-
pelli
ng
i
narra
tiv
, an
d se
nse
of
irony
.” *
Dona
Pa
ul
Mas
se1
will
grad
uate
fro
m
UW
,this
sprin
g an
d is
also
B
prol
ific
poet
w
ith
two
book
s of
po.
et
ry
to h
er
cred
it.
She
was
also
sh
ort-l
isted
in
a
CBC
poet
ry
con
test.
Acco
rdin
g to
th
e ju
dges
, he
I en
try
“evo
kes
traum
a as
a m
an’s
lift
fleet
s co
nvinc
ingly
befo
re
his
eyes
,’ ac
h-ie
ving
its e
ffect
thro
ugh”
prec
i sio
n of
de
tail
and
com
pass
iona
te
study
of
cha
racte
r.”
The
thre
e wi
nner
s re
ceive
d th
e aw
ards
at
the
St
. Pa
ul’
s aw
ards
ni
ght,
held
at
th
Colle
ge
in l
ate
Mar
ch.
era1
gov
ernm
ent
licy
Conf
eren
ce
and
12,
grad
uate
stu
dent
s fro
m
the
Unive
rsity
of
ici
ence
de
partm
ent
are
orga
nizin
g an
d ho
stin
g th
e fir
st t P
olicy
Co
nfer
ence
. Th
is m
ultid
iscip
linar
y co
n-
St.
Paul
’s Co
llege
, an
d wi
ll fe
atur
e gr
adua
te
on F
eder
al
Gove
rnm
ent
Polic
y du
ring
the
Mul
-
e wi
ll be
the
maj
or
polic
y in
itiat
ives
durin
g th
e a
uniq
ue
oppo
rtuni
ty
for
grad
uate
stu
dent
s fro
rrt
and
unive
rsitie
s to
re
view
and
deba
te
our
ed a
re:
the
polit
iciza
tion
of th
e Su
prem
e co
mpe
titio
n an
d co
llusio
n in
ind
ustry
, n
Orga
niza
tion
(PLO
), Ca
nadi
an
publ
ic s
role
on
th
e Un
ited
Natio
ns
Secu
rity
pend
ing
nativ
e la
nd c
Iai.m
s po
licy,
tra
de
and
dent
s, an
d m
embe
rs
of t
he p
ublic
ar
e in
vited
to
th
ose
who
woul
d lik
e to
see
Hug
h Se
gal
onIy,
s
talk
is $5
.00.
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tend
ance
fo
r th
e en
tire
con-
rmat
ion,
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ease
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ntac
t th
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ent
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ou h
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n.
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mber
s or
featur
e co
ntribu
tors
to pr
esen
t the
ir vie
ws
on v
ariou
s iss
ues.
The
opini
ons
expre
ssed
in
colum
ns,
comm
ent
piece
s, an
d oth
er
artic
les
on
thes
e pa
ges
are
strict
ly tho
se
of the
auth
ors,
not
Impr
int.
Only
artic
les
clear
ly lab
elled
“e
ditor
ial”
and
unsig
ned
repr
esen
t the
majo
rity
1 op
inion
of
the
Impr
int
edito
rial
boar
d.
The
edito
r of
Im
prin
t, lik
e th
at
of a
ny
stu-
dent
ne
wspa
per,
ofte
n ta
kes
the
blam
e fro
m
read
ers
who
disa
gree
wi
th t
he o
pini
on
artic
les
in th
e fo
rum
se
ction
of
the
pap
er.
This
happ
ens
desp
ite
our
mas
thea
d’s
clear
sta
temen
t th
at a
ll op
inio
ns
expr
esse
d,
whet
her
in l
ette
rs
to t
he
edito
r or
in
com
men
t pie
ces
writt
en
by
staff
mem
bers
, ar
e th
ose
of
the
auth
ors,
not
thos
e of
the
sta
ff at
larg
e an
d ce
r- ta
inly
not
thos
e of
so
me
supp
osed
ly am
orph
ous
entit
y ca
lled
Impr
int.
Very
ra
rely,
yo
u m
ight
fin
d an
un
signe
d “e
dito
rial”~
on
pag
e six
, bu
t th
is ha
ppen
s on
ly wh
en
a co
nsen
sus
of t
he
edito
rial
boar
d (th
e gr
oup
of
peop
le
liste
d at
th
e to
p of
th
e m
asth
ead)
ca
n be
re
ache
d on
a
suffi
cient
ly im
porta
nt
topi
c.
With
th
at n
umbe
r of
peo
ple,
yo
u ca
n im
agin
e ju
st
how
rare
ly th
is ha
ppen
s.
Sinc
e ge
tting
bl
amed
fo
r ev
eryth
ing
in t
he
pape
r is
a fa
ct of
life
, I t
houg
ht
it ap
prop
riate
th
at I
sta
rt m
y ow
n re
gula
r co
lum
n in
add
ition
to
th
e ne
cess
ary
cont
ribut
ions
to
th
e le
ad
foru
m
page
(y
ou
know
, th
at
treas
ured
sp
ot
unde
r th
e Le
fcour
t ca
rtoon
wh
ere
the
edito
r ha
s to
thi
nk
up 6
00
pith
y an
d we
ll-re
ason
ed
word
s at
thre
e o’c
lock
in th
e m
orni
ng,‘s
ince
no
on
e el
se o
n sta
ff wa
s an
gry
enou
gh
abou
t an
y-
thin
g th
at w
eek
to w
rite
them
in
stea
d).
I fig
ure,
th
is wa
y, if
peop
le
want
to
ha
rang
ue
me,
at
le
ast
they
’ll ha
ve
a re
ason
to
do
so.
The
word
m
asth
ead
has
an
inte
rest
ing
etym
olog
y,
actu
ally.
No
t su
rpris
ingly,
th
e pu
blish
ing
indus
try
borro
wed
it fro
m
nava
l lin
go.
Orig
inal
ly it
mea
nt
the
top
of t
he fo
rwar
d m
ast
of a
ship
, th
e lo
catio
n wh
ere
a cr
ewm
em-
her
woul
d se
rve
as a
look
out
in th
e cr
owsn
est
and
wher
e th
e sh
ip’s
flag
woul
d fly
. &r
tain
iy an
hon
our,
right
? No
t alw
ays.
To
muah
ead
a cr
ewm
embe
r m
eant
to
se
nd
them
up
to
th
is pe
rch
as
a pu
nish
men
t. I
susp
ect
that
ot
her
stud
ent
news
pape
r ed
itors
wh
o wr
ite
a re
gula
r co
lum
n wo
uld
jokin
gly
sugg
est
that
I a
m m
asthe
ading
m
yself
by
m
akin
g th
is co
mm
itmen
t. I h
ope
to a
ccom
plish
a
few
thin
gs
by s
tarti
ng
this
colu
mn.
Fi
rst,
I wan
t to
forc
e m
yself
to
do
som
e ed
itoria
l wr
iting
we
ek
to
week
an
d en
cour
age
othe
r sta
ff m
emb&
s to
sub
mit
thei
r op
inio
ns
to th
e fo
rum
se
ction
; ne
ither
of
thes
e sh
ould
be
con
sider
ed
crue
l no
r un
usua
l. M
ore
impo
rtant
ly,
howe
ver,
I wa
nt
this
colu
mn
to b
e th
e fir
st ste
p in
“bee
fing
up”
the
foru
m
secti
on
- 1 h
ave
seen
in
yea
rs pa
st an
d in
oth
er
stud
ent
news
pape
rs
that
the
stu
dent
s’ fo
rum
ca
n be
the
eng
ine
that
driv
es
the
vital
ity
of a
pap
er
like
Impr
int,
your
st
uden
t pa
per.
To th
is en
d,
I inv
ite a
ny
and
all s
ubm
ission
s to
thes
e pa
ges
from
re
ader
s, wh
ethe
r th
ey
are
unde
rgra
duat
e stu
dent
s, gr
adua
te
stude
nts,
facu
lty,
or s
taff.
Fo
rmat
is
also
wid
e op
en:
you
can
subm
it let
ters
to
the
edi
tor,
opin
ion
piece
s on
any
to
pic,
or
ful
l-blo
wn
opin
ion
feat
ures
. No
w,
this
invit
atio
n isn
’t an
un
cond
ition
al
prom
ise
that
we
will
prin
t an
ythi
ng
that
cro
sses
ou
r pa
th.
Of c
ours
e,
lette
rs
to t
he e
dito
r -
or
any
othe
r ar
ticle
fo
r th
at m
atte
r -
can
and
will
be e
dite
d fo
r br
evity
to
ens
ure
that
eve
ryon
e’s
opin
ions
ca
n be
hea
rd
in th
e av
aila
ble
spac
e.
And
we c
ertai
nly
won’
t pr
int’a
nyth
ing
that
is
libel
lous
or
tha
t we
con
sider
dis
crim
inato
ry.
Of
cour
se,
that
las
t po
int
is us
ually
at
the
cent
re
of
any
cont
rove
rsy
that
su
rroun
ds
the
stud
ent
pres
s. X
Rem
embe
r th
at I
don
’t ha
ve
quite
the
sam
e au
thor
ity
as
a sh
ip’s
capt
ain
- I c
an’t
mak
e vo
lunte
ers
walk
the
plan
k fo
r co
ntrib
utin
g in
th
eir
area
s of
int
eres
t. Im
ex
ists
beca
use
of,
and
for,
the
stude
nts
of t
he
Unive
rsity
of
W
ater
loo.
If
the
volu
ntee
r sta
ff do
wn
here
ar
e no
t co
verin
g iss
ues
which
ar
e im
porta
nt
to
you,
or
mus
ic th
at y
ou
liste
n to
, or
spo
rts
that
yo
u pl
ay,
let
us k
now.
Bu
t be
tter
yet,
com
e do
wn
to th
e of
fice
and
volu
ntee
r to
atte
nd t
hat c
onfe
renc
e,
revie
w th
at
albu
m,
or t
ake
phot
os
at th
at
gam
e.
it m
ay
be
the
only
chan
ce
you
will
have
du
ring
your
tim
e at
UW
to
ac
tual
ly be
he
ard
abov
e th
e m
echa
nica
l di
n of
the
con
sens
us
facto
ry
that
is
posts
econ
dary
ed
ucat
ion.
KKK
or c
orre
ct?
The
last i
ssuh
of I
mprin
t fea
tured
an
artic
le an
Phi
l&e
Rush
ton
of the
Univ
ersit
y of
We+
ter
n On
tario.
Th
e fea
ture
exam
ined
the
orga
nizati
ons
that
supp
ort
his
racist
vie
ws
and
his v
ague
sc
ientifi
c me
thods
we
re
dis-
cuss
ed,
But
since
Ru
shton
’s the
ories
, ar
e so
co
ntrov
ersia
l, the
iss
ue c
an’t
stop
at a r
easo
n- ab
le ex
amina
tion
of the
fac
ts. T
here
ar
e tw
o da
nger
ous
factio
ns
which
, alt
houg
h at
odds
, ar
e as
dan
gero
us
as e
ach
other
in
their
conv
ic-
tions
to
prov
e Ru
shton
rig
ht or
wron
g an
d the
me
thods
ut
ilized
to
achie
ve
this.
The
fhst
grou
p is
those
su
ppor
ting
Rush
ton.
Alth
ough
we
may
has
ten
to sim
ply
dismi
ss
them
as
red
neck
KK
Kers,
the
re
is a
large
au
dienc
e for
wh
at Ru
shton
ha
s to
say.
They
ar
e loo
king
to us
e Ru
shton
’s “sc
ientifi
c the
ory”
as th
e Ie
gitim
izatio
n tha
t the
y ne
ed t
o su
ppor
t the
frac
tiona
lizati
on
of so
ciety
base
d on
rac
e. W
hat
this
will
mean
in
terms
of
immi
gra-
tio
n, w
age
equit
y an
d ed
ucati
on,
one
need
s on
Iy to
look
to the
Refo
rm
Party
. Bu
t ch
eap
shots
as
ide,
there
ex
ists
a fac
tion
of so
ciety
that
belie
ves
that
races
ca
n be
clas
sified
, an
d tha
t this
nec
essa
rily
leads
to
a soc
iety
in wh
ich
the
most
impo
rtant
eleme
nt
would
be
a
hierar
chy
ensu
ring
the
survi
val
of the
pu
rest.
As
dan
g&ou
sIy
misin
forme
d as
thes
e pe
o-
ple s
eem
to be
, per
haps
ev
en m
ore
dang
erou
s is
the g
roup
of
“poli
ticall
y co
rrect”
pro
tester
s. Th
ey
stand
ou
tside
Ru
shton
’s cla
ssro
om,
being
no
isy
and
yellin
g an
gry
sloga
ns
again
st his
view
s wh
ich
they
find
racist
. Ho
weve
r, in
doing
so
, the
y ar
e ac
ting
in dir
ect
oppo
sition
to
the v
iews
which
the
y so
ea
rnes
tly
cham
pion.
Whe
n the
poli
ce
come
to
drag
th
em
away
, the
exc
ited
protes
ters
use
this
as a
n op
portu
nity
to ye
lI ab
out
the s
ilenc
- ing
of
voice
s an
d the
lac
k of
freed
om
of sp
eech
. Si
lencin
g of
voice
s?
Excu
se
me?
But
that’s
ex
actly
the
poin
t. I t
hink
Rush
ton’s
an
idiot
, bu
t for
me
to be
so
pres
umptu
ous
as to
sa
y tha
t he
doe
sn’t
even
de
serve
his
say
is
even
too
stup
id for
me
, My
~~bu
rnirr
Irrdia
(whic
h ac
tually
ma
kes
me a
littI
e bit
high
er
than
all
you
whiti&
) so
I do
hav
e a p
erso
nal
inter
est
in wh
at aff
irmati
ve
actio
n ga
rbag
e or
racia
l eq
uality
ne
ws
hits
the a
hves
sin
ce
I hav
e the
imp
ress
ion
that
it aff
ects
me m
uch
more
pe
rsona
lly
(whe
ther
it do
es
or no
t).
One
migh
t thi
nk
that
“we”
would
be
the
firs
t to
su
ppor
t the
poli
ticall
y co
rrect,
wi
re-
rimme
d sp
ectac
le int
ellec
tu&
cond
emnin
g Ru
shton
, bu
t no
t wh
en
the p
olitic
al co
rrect-
ne
ss r
epres
ents
preju
dice
again
st pr
ejudic
e, an
d int
olera
nce
for i
ntoJe
ranc
e. In
orde
r to
prote
st so
methi
ng
which
is
not
perce
ived
as p
olitic
ally
corre
ct,
these
prot
es-
tars
will
try
to sil
ence
a
voice
wh
iqh
they
do
not
agre
e wi
ti -
some
thing
wh
ich
they
migh
t pr
otest
if it
wasn
’t th
em.
Sand
y At
waI
We
wat
ch
chan
nel
zero
! I h
aven
’t ha
d a
chan
ce
to wa
tch
too m
uch
ing e
noug
h mo
ney
to ge
t a
comm
ercia
I on
tel
evisi
on
lately
, bu
t the
othe
r nig
ht
I wan
ted
telev
ision
, od
ds
are
they’r
e su
fficien
tly
confi
- to
slow
down
my
met
aboli
sm,
so I
sat t
hrou
gh
dent
that
theyll
ma
ke
a go
od
amou
nt
of tw
o co
nsec
utive
ep
isode
s of
Slur
Tm
k. I n
ever
mone
y fro
m it.
was
a tre
kkie;
no
w tha
t I t
hink
abou
t it,
I can
’t Fir
st qu
estio
n: wh
y wo
uld
peop
le bu
y it?
re
memb
er
ever
sittin
g thr
ough
a w
hole
hour
of
that
garb
age.
But
that’s
no
t the
poin
t. An
ans
wer:
beca
use
peop
le lov
e to
buy
stuff
they
don’t
ne
ed.
Also
, the
rem
ote
contr
ol is
an
Wha
t ca
ught
my
atte
ntion
wa
s On
e of
the
impo
rtant
comp
onen
t of
watch
ing
telev
ision
: co
mmer
cials.
I h
ave
poor
sig
ht to
start
with
it
adds
to
the t
otal
mind
less
reIax
ation
of
the
and
I kno
w I
need
ne
w gla
sses
. So
I m
oved
me
dium.
clo
ser,
still
in dis
belie
f tha
t it
could
be
tru
e. !3e
cond
as
sump
tion:
to s
ucce
ssf~I
ly ma
ke
And
here
it,-
Xhat
imag
e of
a rem
ote
con-
any
attem
pt at
repk
ing
the e
nviro
nmen
tal
trol
fding
an
d the
n bo
uncin
g up
aga
in off
of
k da
mage
we
have
don
e, w
e hu
e .to
chan
ge
Our
theflo
or~W
hatth
thell..
. co
nmrn
er
l&styk
s (th
us
destr
oying
ou
r Tu
rns
out
that
some
one
is ma
rketin
g so
me
curre
nt ec
onom
ic %
ystem
’? int
o life
styles
pa
dded
vin
yz
widg
et
that
will
p&xt
your
thatth
eear
thcan
susta
in.
remo
te co
ntrol
if yo
u dr
op
it (p
resu
mably
as
If
peop
le ca
nnot
refra
in fro
m bu
ying
such
yo
u’re
dozin
g off
in
front
of the
idi
ot
box).
utt
erly
non-
esse
ntial
items
tha
t the
pub
lic
has
Again
,wha
ttheh
ell...
no
t ev
en
create
d a d
eman
d for
, ho
w wi
ll the
y W
hy
are
our
prior
ities
so s
crewe
d up
? I’v
e be
con
vince
d tha
t blu
e bo
xes
alone
wi
ll no
t wa
tched
mv
ro
omma
tes
and
other
De
oDle
save
the
ear
th, t
hat blu
e bo
xes
are
a fra
ction
of
spen
d se
v&tI
m&&s
loo
king
fop
threir
re
mote
contr
ol:
unde
r the
co
uch,
news
pape
rs,
in the
othe
r ro
om,
whate
ver.
that
“dro
p in
the b
ucke
t”?
They
wo
n’t.
Econ
omic
grow
th is
an “
end
justifi
es
the m
eans
” pr
iority
. He
re
come
s the
sn
owba
ll.
Depr
essin
g, hu
h?
Reali
sm
alway
s is,
Do
the
old
fashio
ned
thing
an
d wa
lk alI
of
10 o
r 15
feet
to ch
ange
the
cha
nnel.
I d
on’t
want
to co
me
acros
s lik
e An
dy
Roon
ey
in pr
int,
but
this
conc
ept
of pr
ioritie
s k
leadin
g so
mewh
ere.
As m
uch
as I
would
lik
e to
start
raI&
ng
abou
t the
stup
idity
and
utter
fut
ility
of tel
evisi
on,
I won
’t. Ins
tead
- be
lieve
it
or no
t -
I will
relat
e it
to the
eco
logica
l no
n-sta
te tha
t the
ear
th is
in.
First
assu
mptio
n: if
some
cp
mpan
y is
spen
d-
WeU
, the
ye
ar 20
00
is co
ming
, wh
ich
appa
rentl
y ha
s so
me
sort
of re
ligiou
s me
an-
ing.
Mayb
e I11
beco
me
a bo
rn-a
gain.
Aa
rrgh!
Wha
t am
I s
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7
The
two
hock
ey i
diot
s:
Mor
ality
or
ideo
logy
In
ear
ly M
arch
, tw
o Un
ivers
ity
of W
ater
loo
stude
nts
relie
ved
them
selve
s of
any
hu
man
in
tellig
ence
an
d pr
omin
ently
di
spla
yed
a ‘b
anne
r wh
ose
mes
sage
wa
s pa
rticu
larly
dis
- ar
min
g an
d di
sgus
ting.
In
mid
-Apr
il,
UW’s
Mor
ality
Po
lice
acte
d in
a
man
ner
equa
lly
as d
isarm
ing
and
disgu
st-
ing.
Dean
of
St
uden
ts
Erni
e Lu
cy
thre
aten
ed
the
pair
with
su
spen
sion
and
expu
lsion
fo
r th
eir
actio
ns.
The
two
were
pa
rody
ing
an a
nti-
rape
cam
paig
n an
d its
slo
gan
“No!
m
eans
no
.” Th
eir
bann
er
read
“N
o m
eans
ha
rder
.” Th
ey
were
qu
ite
wron
g to
di
spla
y it.
Bu
t th
eir
actio
ns
shou
ld
not
serve
to
give
Dea
n Lu
cy,
or
the
UW
Wom
en’s
Issue
s Bo
ard,
an
exc
use
to
exte
nd
thei
r po
wer
and
juris
dict
ion.
Th
e un
- na
med
pa
ir ca
rried
ou
t th
eir
regr
etfu
l ac
t in
To
ront
o,
on
thei
r ow
n tim
e,
and
not
in t
he
nam
e of
UW
. UW
wa
s no
t fig
ured
in
to
the
bann
er,
and
the
now-
infa
mou
s ph
oto
indi
cate
s th
at
the
pair
were
sp
ortin
g no
re
fere
nces
to
th
eir
scho
ol on
th
eir
cloth
ing.
Th
ey
were
ju
st
two
aver
age
dolts
wi
th
sexu
al ha
ng-u
ps.
(How
ever
, ap
pare
ntly
the
two
had
disp
laye
d an
othe
r, ar
guab
ly ob
scen
e,
bann
er
spor
ting
the
War
rior
cres
t; th
ey
were
no
t ca
stig
ated
fo
r th
is ba
nner
, so
it
need
n’t
ente
r th
e dis
cus-
sio
n.) No
w,
I be
lieve
th
at
thei
r ac
tions
we
re
imm
oral
, an
d De
an
Lucy
se
ems
to t
hink
SO
as
well.
The
sta
nce
of th
e W
omen
’s Iss
ues
Boar
d ne
eds
no e
lucid
atio
n.
Funn
y wo
rd,
mor
ality
. It
used
to
be
a ha
rd
and
fast
code
th
at e
nsur
ed
the
publ
ic ac
ted
in
certa
in
ways
. Bu
t th
en
a we
ird
thin
g ha
p-
pene
d -
peop
le
(mos
tly
spec
ialist
s)
saw
mor
ality
as
not
hing
bu
t a
socia
l co
nstru
ct an
d th
us
as b
enda
ble,
ch
ange
able
, an
d ev
en
dis-
posa
ble,
Th
e ra
llyin
g cry
be
cam
e “d
on’t
enfo
rce
your
m
oral
ity
on m
e!“.
Perh
aps
such
a
jetti
soni
ng
of m
oral
ity
has
crea
ted
the
mes
s th
at
mos
t of
us
agre
e th
e wo
rld
is in
-
just
th
ink
of
Geor
ge
Bush
’s m
oral
la
pse
in
his
Bush
krie
g,
the
popu
lar
war
agai
nst
Iraq.
No
body
wa
nts
to
live
boun
d to
a
mor
al
code
be
caus
e su
ch
rigor
se
ems
to
deny
th
e in
divid
ualit
y th
at
we
cher
ish
abov
e al
l in
do
uble
-car
-gar
age
North
Am
erica
. No
body
want
s to
be
told
ho
w to
act
beca
use
guid
ance
is
a re
strict
&.
Publ
ic bo
dies
ha
ve
spru
ng
up
to e
nsur
e th
e sa
nctity
of
the
in
divid
ual.
The
Amer
ican
Civil
Li
berti
es
Unio
n fin
ds
its r
aison
d’
etre
in
de
fend
ing
the
indi
vidua
l ag
ains
t ou
tsid
e in
terfe
renc
e -
it on
ce
argu
ed
that
th
e Ku
Kl
ux
Klan
ha
d a
right
to
le
gal
asse
mbly
. On
tario
’s Li
berta
rian
Party
is
dedi
cate
d to
stra
nglin
g an
d re
ducin
g th
e siz
e of
gov
ernm
ent
in o
rder
to
allo
w in
divid
uals
freer
re
ign.
W
e ha
ve
plac
ed
indi
vidua
lity
on
an a
ltar
and
wors
hip
it wi
th
ince
nse.
(T
houg
h,
it do
es
seem
str
ange
th
at
Onta
rio
elec
ted
the
NDP
- I g
uess
th
e pu
blic
does
no
t se
e th
em
as s
ocial
ists
and
thus
co
llecti
vists.
) He
nce,
it
is wi
th
no I
ittle
aud
acity
th
at D
ean
Lucy
pu
ts on
the
ha
t of
mor
al
enfo
rcer
an
d po
ntific
ates
on
the
evil
tha
t th
e pa
ir wr
ough
t. Er
, exc
use
me
Dean
Lu
cy,
but
don’
t go
aro
und
enfo
rcin
g yo
ur
mor
ality
; it
goes
ag
ains
t th
e pu
blic
grai
n.
Of c
ours
e,
som
e pe
ople
wo
uld
like
to d
eny
that
tho
ught
s ar
e of
the
pr
ivate
do
mai
n:
the
Kitc
hene
r-Wat
erlo
o Re
cord
(M
ay
17)
quot
ed
Tam
my
Spee
rs
(cha
ir of
the
Wom
en’s
Issue
s Bo
ard)
as
say
ing
“they
th
e pa
ir re
alize
th
eir
attit
ude
is wr
ong,
bu
t th
ey
don’
t re
alize
wh
at
attit
ude
they
sh
ould
ha
ve.”
Okay
M
s. Sp
eers
, I
bite
, wh
at
attit
ude
shou
ld
they
ha
ve?
I kno
w th
at
thei
r at
titud
e do
es
not
agre
e wi
th
you,
an
d no
r do
es i
t with
m
e. B
ut i
f mor
ality
is
sub-
je
ctive
, ho
w ca
n yo
u te
ll th
em
what
to
thi
nk?
But I
’m s
ure
once
yo
u ar
e do
ne
with
th
em
(the
two
agre
ed
to ‘
work
’ wi
th
the
cent
re),
they
11
have
th
e rig
ht
views
? Ro
om
101
does
wo
nder
s. I g
uess
th
e iss
ue
is re
ally
polit
ical
corre
ct-
ness
. No
w,
I am
not
so
stup
id
to t
hink
of
dat
e ra
pe
as a
n id
eolo
gica
l th
ing
- da
te
rape
is
wron
g be
caus
e it
inter
fere
s wi
th
the
volit
ion
of
one
of
the
two
parti
es,
usua
lly
fem
ale.
Ev
eryb
ody
in
thei
r rig
ht
min
d ou
ght
to
oppo
se
it, a
nd
the
Wom
en’s
Issue
s Bo
ard
is co
rrect
in a
ttack
ing
the
prob
lem
th
roug
h its
po
ster
cam
paig
ns,
discu
ssion
s, an
d va
rious
ot
her
met
hods
. I
appl
aud
them
. Bu
t th
ey
are
not
a pe
nal
inst
itutio
n.
Yet,
this
is ho
w De
an
Lucy
is
treat
ing
them
. Af
ter
tong
ue-la
shin
g th
e tw
o,
he h
ande
d th
em
over
to
the
Boa
rd.
The
KW
Reco
rd
des-
The
Wel
l by
I’h
iIIip
Ch
ee
Last
term,
I h
ad t
he o
ppur
mni~
tu pr
actic
e a
philo
sqAx
2l ex
exise
ca
//ed
phen
omen
ologv
. Ev
eryw
here
ar
ound
yo
u, the
ter
m “e
nviro
nmen
tal
crisis
” is
throw
n at
you.
but
do y
ou a
ctual/
y un
derst
and
what
it me
ans?
I th
ink
very
fav
peop
le do
, inc
luding
my
self
So, o
nce
a we
ek, I
wen
t to
a spo
t ne
ar c
ampu
s tha
t I c
onsid
ered
as
natu
ral
as
cuuld
be
and
medit
ated
on
the
&at
iunsh
ip be
twee
n uu
&ves
an
d na
ture.
This
colum
n is
ths r
esult
of t
his: t
aking
off
mMv t
heor
etica
l gla
sses
so
that
Icou
ld
allo
w th
e t-q
xrien
ce
of n
ature
to
guide
my
thaug
/tts
and
rrflvc
tions
in
and
arou
nd
the
arlifa
cts o
f our
suc
iizty.
;T
ple@
t co
lumn
piece
was
a de
scrip
tion
ofth
e.Bi
ulogy
W
ood/a
t be
side
C&m-
hia
Luk
e an
d the
seco
nd w
as a
n ac
coun
t of
the li
ving
orga
nism
s tha
t live
d the
re.
TKis
week
‘s pi
ece
and
subs
eque
nt on
es w
ill tou
ch u
pon
a va
riety
of the
mes
such
as
hom
e an
d p/a
ce,
the u
se u
f natu
re,
the c
unce
pt @
natur
e. an
d pe
muna
&y.
It wa
s on
ly as
wid
e as
two
sta
ndar
d st
raig
ht
edge
rule
rs,
but
when
I
pulle
d m
y so
aking
pa
nt
leg
out,
it wa
s at
leas
t th
at d
eep,
W
hen
I cha
nced
up
on
this
ice-c
over
ed
depr
essio
n in
th
e sn
owy
earth
, m
y fir
st re
actio
n af
ter
som
e re
flect
ion
abou
t its
Bei
ng,
was
to p
ut m
y fo
ot
in
it. I
felt
a str
ange
se
nse
of p
ower
, wh
ich
for
som
e re
ason
es
cape
s m
y co
nscio
us
effo
rt of
tryin
g to
qua
ntify
it.
Ju
dgin
g by
the
pat
tern
of
rab
bit
s on
the
per
imet
er
of t
he h
ole,
I re
alize
d th
at i
t cou
ld
be a
wat
erin
g ho
le.
How
was
it m
ade,
I w
onde
red.
M
y fin
ger
trace
d its
out
line;
it
seem
ed
too
perfe
ct to
be
the
resu
lt of
a fa
llen
tree,
but
I h
esita
ted
to c
onclu
de
that
it w
as m
an-m
ade,
ev
en
thou
gh
the
latte
r wa
s qu
ite
poss
ible
. I d
id n
ot w
ant
to a
ccep
t it
beca
use
then
I w
ould
kn
ow
that
th
is ar
ea
was
not
com
plet
ely
natu
ral.
That
wo
uld
have
sh
atte
red
the
tenu
ous
cont
ract
with
na
ture
I
had
reac
hed
in t
he
past
thre
e we
eks.
And
that
is
what
tro
uble
s m
e: t
hat
we’ve
co
me
to b
elie
ve
that
nat
ure
is no
t na
ture
un
less
hum
an
bein
gs
are
not
putti
ng
thei
r bo
ot
s in
the
sno
w,
the
soil,
the
air,
and
the
wat
er.
It m
ust
seem
whe
neve
r we
do
try
to c
limb
back
on
to
the
mys
tery
train
, th
at t
here
is
a se
nse
of
awe,
am
biva
lenc
e,
and
wond
er
to t
he
world
. A
“won
der”
that
is
easil
y sh
atte
red
by
the
brut
ality
of
a h
arsh
Ar
ctic
wind
or
a d
evas
tatin
g Gu
lf of
Mex
ico
tem
pest
. Th
e de
struc
tion
is al
so
self-
mad
e in
th
e fo
rm
of
the
hom
ogen
eous
m
onum
ents
of
ou
r m
oder
n so
ciety,
sig
npos
ts to
the
gl
obal
vil
lage
. Th
e ne
xt we
ek
I wen
t in
sea
rch
of t
he w
ell
agai
n. I
trie
d fo
llowi
ng
the
sam
e pa
th a
s be
fore
. It
was
usele
ss.
I cou
ldn’
t fin
d it.
I do
uble
d ba
ck,
mak
ing
sure
I p
asse
d al
l th
e sig
npos
ts:
the
uptu
rned
ro
ot
with
th
e sp
ider
web,
th
e fa
llen
map
le
with
its
lich
en
pass
enge
r, th
e ro
ots
arra
nged
in
a ra
bbit
warre
n.
AI1
thes
e na
tura
l ho
mes
we
re
conn
ecte
d in
som
e se
nse
to t
he
elus
ive
wat
er
hole
. An
d th
en
the
insig
ht
emer
ged
in m
y m
ind
as I
sat
at t
he k
eybo
ard.
It
was
elus
ive
to m
e be
caus
e 1
was
no
lo
nger
a
part
of n
atur
e.
I ha
d in
adve
rtent
ly br
oken
m
y bo
nd
when
I
smas
hed
the
ice i
n th
e we
ll, i
n a
subc
onsc
ious
urge
to
dom
inat
e,
cont
rol,
and
just
pla
in
mak
e m
y pr
esen
ce
felt.
I c
an o
nly
hope
th
at m
y m
ost
hum
ble
apol
ogy
will
allo
w m
e to
see
the
gift
of “p
lace”
ag
ain
that
I h
ave
reie
cted
.
tribe
s th
e tw
o as
“agr
eein
g”
to “w
ork
with
th
e W
omen
’s Iss
ues
Boar
d.”
Now,
in
agr
eein
g,
it ha
rdly
seem
s th
at
the
idea
wa
s th
eirs.
They
we
re
sent
the
re
for
puni
shm
ent,
appa
rent
ly in
lie
u of
exp
ulsio
n.
Dean
Lu
cy
gave
th
e tw
o,
boun
d an
d sc
oure
d,
over
to
the
Bo
ard
in a
n in
cred
ible
di
spla
y of
pol
itica
l co
rrectn
ess.
It is
polit
ical
corre
ctnes
s th
at
allo
ws
Dean
Lu
cy
to a
ct in
su
ch
a he
avy-
hand
ed
fash
ion.
Fo
r Go
d’s
sake
, wh
at
the
hell
right
do
es h
e ha
ve t
o pu
nish
tw
o pe
ople
fo
r ac
ting
imm
oral
ly in
Tor
onto
on
th
eir
own
time?
An
swer
: UW
Po
licy
num
ber
33.
We
go t
o a
scre
wed-
up
inst
itutio
n.
This
polic
y al
lows
th
e un
ivers
ity
to e
xpel
, or
to
take
an
y ot
her
actio
n ag
ains
t, a
stud
ent
who
cont
rave
nes
the
Unive
rsity
’s co
de
of
beha
viour
re
gard
ing
disc
rimin
atio
n of
an
y so
rt.
Think
ab
out
it.
By
trying
to
br
eed
tole
ranc
e,
it fo
sters
in
tole
ranc
e.
We
all
seem
re
ady
to a
dmit
that
mor
ality
is
pers
onal
-
henc
e th
e W
omen
’s Iss
ues
Boar
d is
pred
ictab
ly pr
o-ch
oice
on
the
abor
tion
issue
-
yet
in t
his
one
inst
ance
, we
arg
ue
for
the
unive
rsal
ity
of m
oral
ity.
Am
I the
onl
y on
e co
nfus
ed?
I hop
e no
t. Su
ch
ideo
logi
cal
mor
ality
, po
litica
l co
rrect-
ne
ss i
f you
wi
ll,
is go
ing
to e
nd i
n th
e de
ath
of
thou
ght
and
the
birth
of
rea
ctio
n.
Last
year
, as
re
ader
s m
ay
reca
ll, th
e Im
prin
t ar
ts se
ction
wa
s at
tack
ed,
and
late
r ce
nsor
ed,
for
runn
ing
swas
tikas
as
ratin
g gu
ide
sym
bols.
Bu
t no
t on
e pe
rson
pr
otes
ted
the
ham
mer
-and
-sick
le of
Jo
seph
St
alin
, no
r th
e St
ar
of D
avid
of
Yitz
ac
Sham
ir.
Both
m
en,
as d
id H
itler,
utiliz
ed
pro-
gr
ams
of g
enoc
ide
- in
var
ying
degr
ees
- to
en
forc
e th
eir
rulin
g id
eolo
gies
. Ye
t on
ly th
e sw
astik
a ca
used
th
e ar
ts se
ction
pr
oble
ms.
W
hy?
Beca
use
peop
le
reac
ted
inst
ead
of
thin
king.
Id
eolo
gica
l m
oral
ity
is bo
und
to
crea
te
knee
-jerk
s lik
e th
at.
And
like
our
read
ers
in
the
case
of
the
swas
tika,
De
an
Lucy
is
pick
ing
the
issue
fo
r hi
s sa
nctim
onio
us
actio
n.
The
ques
tion
is: w
hy
this
issue
? I b
elie
ve
the
issue
lie
s in
Bad
Pre
ss.
The
phot
o,
snap
ped
by
Impr
int
phot
ogra
pher
Jo
anne
Sa
ndrin
, ap
pear
ed
all
over
th
e na
tion,
th
us
emba
rrass
ing
UW
as a
pl
ace
fuIl
of d
ate
rapis
ts.
I wou
ld
not
want
th
is at
titud
e sp
read
ab
out
my
scho
ol,
but
I am
con
- te
nt
in
the
know
Iedg
e th
at
the
two
are
no
mor
e am
bass
ador
s fo
r UW
th
an a
ny
drun
ken
mor
on
at a
Wat
pub
in T
oron
to.
But
Dean
Lu
cy
sens
ed
the
polit
ical
impo
rtanc
e of
mak
ing
so-
calle
d ju
stice
se
em t
o be
don
e,
so h
e m
ade
a sh
ow
of i
t. He
sen
t th
e tw
o to
a d
ecid
edly
par-
tisan
bo
ard
to
corre
ct th
e pa
ir’s
attit
ude.
To
m
ake
new
men
ou
t of
the
m.
Esse
ntia
lly,
the
mor
ality
of
UW
se
ems
not
to b
e th
e et
erna
l st
rugg
le
to l
ive h
arm
onio
usly
with
ea
ch
othe
r an
d wi
th
natu
re
(som
e m
ay
say
with
Go
d),
but
to e
nsur
e th
at
UW
looks
go
od.
And
in o
rder
to
loo
k go
od,
UW
mus
t co
mply
wi
th
all
the
stand
ards
of
pol
itica
l co
r- re
ctnes
s, he
nce
the
sent
encin
g to
th
e W
omen
’s Iss
ues
Boar
d.
No,
Lucy
co
uld
have
es
cape
d th
e id
eolo
gi-
cal b
agga
ge
asso
ciate
d wi
th
the
Boar
d by
sug
- ge
stin
g th
e tw
o go
to
a ra
pe
crisi
s ce
ntre
, or
to
Anse
lma
Hous
e -
in o
ther
wo
rds,
to a
pla
ce
conc
erne
d wi
th
care
an
d su
ppor
t (a
ssum
ing
that
he
ha
d th
e m
oral
au
thor
ity
in t
he
first
plac
e).
Howe
ver,
the
two
are
sent
to
a B
oard
th
at
seek
s -
right
ly or
wro
ngly
- to
pus
h th
eir
own
agen
da
on a
var
iety
of i
ssue
s. To
put
th
is ch
oice
in p
ersp
ectiv
e,
imag
ine
the
upro
ar
if De
an L
ucy
had
sent
-
upon
pa
in o
f exp
ulsio
n -
the
two
to a
Cat
holic
pr
iest
for
coun
sellin
g.
But
nobo
dy
bats
an e
yelid
at
the
choic
e of
the
W
omen
’s Iss
ues
Boar
d.
Of
cour
se,
my
whol
e dis
cuss
ion
coul
d be
ne
gate
d by
cla
imin
g th
at
mor
ality
is
not
the
basis
for
Dea
n Lu
cy’s
actio
ns.
But
I wou
ld
sim-
ply
coun
ter:
if no
t in
mor
ality
, th
en
wher
ein
lies
the
basis
? W
hat
woul
d a
law
or a
rule
or
a
polic
y be
with
ou
t a
mor
al
base
? W
ithou
t a
mor
al
trase
, th
ey
woul
d al
l be
nake
d id
eolo
gy,
gear
ed
com
plet
ely
to e
nfor
ce
the
rulin
g sta
tus
quo
and
tota
lly
unco
ncer
ned
with
hu
man
be
ings
. Th
us,
if m
oral
ity
is no
t th
e ba
sis
for
Dean
Lu
cy
on
this
issue
, th
en
we
are
in b
ig
troub
le,
So w
e ar
e al
l ha
ppy
that
go
od
Dean
Lu
cy
puni
shed
th
e ba
d ho
ckey
fa
ns.
They
di
d de
serv
e pu
nish
men
t. Bu
t no
ne
of
us
are
thin
king.
Fo
r th
e lif
e of
me,
I c
anno
t fin
d on
e re
ason
wh
y UW
ou
ght
to m
ete
out
such
jus
- tic
e. I
t ha
s no
mor
al
auth
ority
be
caus
e it,
like
m
ost
of
socie
ty,
has
jetti
sone
d th
e id
ea
of
mor
al
resp
onsib
ility.
Do
n’t
enfo
rce
your
m
oral
ity
on m
e! D
ean
Lucy
wa
s sim
pIy
bein
g po
litica
lly
corre
ct,
and
henc
e,
over
step
ping
hi
s bo
unda
ry
and
enfo
rcin
g id
eolo
gy,
not
mor
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de
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subje
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edi
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Stu
dent
s ap
olog
ize
To
the
stude
nts
of the
Un
iversi
ty of
Wate
rloo,
The
incide
nt
that
oc
curre
d at
the
March
23
hoc
key
game
in
Toro
nto
at V
ar-
sity Ar
ena
is on
e tha
t ha
s dir
ected
so
me
unwa
nted
atte
ntion
an
d foc
us
at
the
Unive
rsity
of W
aterlo
o. An
err
or of
judge
ment
an
d lac
k of
fores
ight
on
our
part
has
resu
lted
in a
contr
overs
y ov
er a
partic
ularly
se
nsitiv
e iss
ue
which
we
ne
glecte
d to
take
into
cons
idera
tion
at the
tim
e.
We
apol
ogize
fo
r an
y in
conv
enie
nce
or rep
ercus
sions
tha
t thi
s mi
ght
have
ca
used
the
Un
iversi
ty of
Wate
rloo’s
im
age
with
in
the c
ommu
nity
and
natio
n-
wide
. Th
is wa
s a
stupid
an
d im
matu
re
prank
wh
ich
has
caus
ed
conc
ern
rega
rd-
ing
the
status
of
wome
n on
cam
pus.
The
pictur
e sh
own
in the
Imp
rint
and
subs
e- qu
ently
wi
dely
publi
shed
wa
s tak
en
after
the
ga
me
at the
re
ques
t of
an
Impr
int
photo
grap
her.
It is
not
our
purp
ose
to jus
tify
the
foolis
h ac
t we
co
mmitte
d. Ho
weve
r, we
wou
ld lik
e to
state
that
at no
tim
e did
we
ha
ve
a co
nscio
us
inten
t to
belitt
le the
da
te ra
pe
camp
aign
on
cam-
pu
s. We
wan-
t to
force
fully
reite
rate
that
we
regr
et an
y ne
gativ
e eff
ects
that
have
re
sulte
d for
wo
men
at the
Un
iversi
ty of
Wate
rloo.
It is
our
hope
tha
t pu
blic
con-
cern
rega
rding
thi
s inc
ident
wi
ll re
sult
in co
ntinu
ed
emph
asis
on t
his
most
impo
r- tan
t iss
ue
for
both
men
and
wome
n.
Edit&
no
te:
l%e
phut
ugm
ph p
ublis
hed
in th
e M
arch
29,
199
1 Im
prin
t and
oth
er
pape
rs w
as ta
ken a
jer t
he hu
ckey
gam
e, bu
t th
e sim
in
ques
tion
was
visibl
e thr
ough
out
the g
ame,
and
prum
inent
ly en
ough
so t
hat
its w
tmug
e wa
s legib
l&m
th
e oth
er en
d uj
the a
renA
acc
urd~
ng to
seve
ral Im
prin
t s&f
wh
o wc
w in
atte
ndan
ce.
Alth
ough
Joa
nne
Sand
rin,
the
Impr
int
phot
ugra
pher
, did
ask
the t
wu m
en to
pose
wi
th th
e sig
n, sh
e did
this
to m
ake
sure
she
gut a
clea
r shu
t.
We
are
all
guilt
y To
the
edit
or,
I am
ang
ered
ev
ery
time
I loo
k at
the
pict
ure
which
ap
pear
ed
in
the
Mar
ch
29
Impr
int
depi
ctin
g tw
o m
en
hold
ing
a sig
n th
at b
oldl
y sta
tes:
“No!
M
eans
ha
rder
.” I
am
conf
used
wh
en
I see
thei
r gr
inni
ng
face
s. I c
anno
t be
gin
to u
nder
stan
d.
Wha
t is
the
purp
ose
behi
nd
thei
r wo
rds?
Do
the
y m
ean
that
th
ey
woul
d fo
rcibl
y ra
pe
som
eone
? Or
ar
e th
ey
only
jok-
ing?
As
Crai
g Ne
tterfi
eld,
wh
o wa
s ei
ther
th
e on
ly on
e wh
o sa
w th
e po
sters
or
the
onl
y on
e wh
o ca
red,
po
inte
d ou
t: da
te
rape
is
not
funny
. Mo
reov
er,
by j
oking
ab
out
this
type
of vio
lence
, the
pe
rsons
no
t on
ly co
ndon
e th
e ac
tion,
bu
t al
so
reinf
orce
an
d pe
rpet
uate
it.
Un
fortu
nate
ly,
this
incid
ent
is no
t iso
late
d.
We
are
daily
su
bjec
ted
to a
bar
rage
of
bla
tant
an
d su
btle
se
xism
. A
link
does
ex
ist
betw
een
the
sexis
t po
sters
we
la
ugh
at
durin
g th
e W
arrio
rs’
hock
ey
gam
e,
the
wom
en
who
are
abus
ed
daily
by
th
e hu
sban
ds
or
lover
s, an
d th
e 14
dea
d wo
men
in Mo
ntrea
l. Al
thou
gh
we
vehe
mentl
y de
ny
any
res-
pons
ibilit
y,
we
are
all
invo
lved;
we
ar
e al
l so
mew
hat
guilty
. Bu
t we
also
hav
e th
e po
wer
to c
hang
e:
indi
vidua
lly,
inte
rper
sona
lly,
and
socia
lly.
And
we
mus
t ch
ange
if
we
care
ab
out,
and
hope
fo
r, a
safe
r an
d he
alth
ier
socie
ty.
B. B
ilI
4N l
%yc
holog
y
Our
ple
dge
at F
cMbr
eaks
: As
toni
shin
gly
good
fo
od
and
drin
k se
rved
at
abs
urdl
y lo
w p
rices
in
fine
su
rroun
ding
s.
W&u
me
to t
he
90’s
!
I-- -
%C .
- --I-
- -v-
-
A RE
STAU
RANT
-+
The
Xero
x Bu
ilding
18
0 Co
lumbia
St
reet,
W
., W
ATER
LOO
” a (ac
ross
from
the
Unive
rsity
of W
aterlo
o)
.- sLG.
.-F
74 =
+.
-d
I am
the
egg
plan
t, I a
m t
he w
aitre
ss
- ko
o-ko
o ka
-joog
To
th
e ed
itor,
“Will
you
mar
ry
me?
” Th
e re
ply,
‘You
shou
ld
see
the
wedd
ing
cake
s in
Br
ide’
s M
agaz
ine!
” Th
is wa
s m
eant
to
indi
cate
-
why
are
you,
a
rich
man
, as
king
an u
gly,
fa
t poo
r gi
rl su
ch
an
inan
e,
fool
ish
ques
tion?
I
mea
n,
I ha
ve
no
mon
ey
no tr
ouss
eau,
no d
owry
, an
d no
spe
c- ta
cula
r BU
NS
like
Pent
hous
e Ce
n-
tre(m
oney
) fo
ld
(dig
de
ep,
oh!!!
). Th
e sa
d ra
ison
d’et
re
for
this
is th
e W
AR
agai
nst
educ
ated
pe
ople
in
my
age
brac
ket
(42)
an
d fo
reig
n na
me
(195
2 I
cam
e to
Ca
nada
) an
d wr
ong
addr
esse
s in
m
y lif
e ac
cord
ing
to P
erso
nnel
! Oh
ye
s, th
e lo
ut w
ho
prop
osed
is
71 (
is th
at
$71
millio
n?).
He
mus
t ha
ve
hear
d ab
out
my
$40,
000
inve
stm
ent
to
the
Unive
rsity
of
W
aterlo
o fro
m
1969
to
1985
(de
lete
19
75 &
297
6whe
nI
was
in Ba
n.&
Albe
rta
with
a
BA
in P
oliti
cal
Scie
nce
work
ing
as a
wait
ress
, ch
ambe
rmai
d,
and
libra
ry
clerk
.
Here
’s a
brea
kdow
n of
my
finan
ces:
1)
Cana
da
Stud
ent
Loan
-
$17,
000
2) O
SAP
- $3
,000
3)
Albe
rta
Stud
ent
Loan
-
$20,
000
4)
Unive
rsity
of
W
ater
loo
Scho
lars
hip
$5,0
00
5) B
ursa
ries
- $1
,000
To
tal
- !§
M,O
oo
Ther
efor
e,
I was
a m
oney
co
ndui
t fo
r th
ese
gove
rnm
ents
and
that
’s al
l. Do
you
su
ppos
e th
ey
fear
m
y “e
xper
tise”
? So
, the
re
I was
, sta
rry-e
yed
and
now
a lov
er
a St
ar T
rek
and
Dr.
Suzu
ki an
d na
ture
sh
ows
of
anim
als
and
birds
an
d m
ount
ains
an
d tm
pics.
Hopin
g,
after
15
year
s, th
at I
wou
ld
be
a bi
g wh
eel
in U
NESC
O in
Par
is, F
ranc
e an
d m
any
an A
rab
and
live
in&&
a.no
~~.
But
it di
dn’t
mat
eria
lize.
CU
SO
(CID
A)
reje
cted
m
e be
caus
e of
m
y de
bt
bad!
Th
ey
said
-
if yo
u ar
en’t
payin
g ba
ck
your
st
uden
t
loan,
ho
w ca
n we
tru
st yo
u in
a
job
over
seas
?
So,
crus
hed,
I a
pplie
d to
the
gov
ernm
ents
in O
ntar
io
and
in A
lber
ta
and
was
told
th
at
I wa
s NO
T QU
ALIF
IED
and
NOT
EXPE
RIEN
- CE
D as
a P
lann
er!
A gu
y fro
m
Afric
a to
ld
me
that
all t
hey
want
in A
frica
ar
e Ph
Ds!
And
a11
my
frien
ds
from
TH
IRD
WOR
LD
deve
lopi
ng
coun
tries
we
nt
back
ho
me
or
staye
d in
Ca
nada
af
ter
goin
g ba
ck
to t
heir
own
coun
try
and
getti
ng
mar
ried
and
brin
ging
th
eir
wive
s an
d pa
rent
s to
Ca
nada
an
d wo
rkin
g in
Ca
nada
as
eng
ineer
s an
d ac
coun
tants.
I
saw
one
doin
g co
nstru
ction
wo
rk
and
othe
r on
e as
ga
s st
atio
n ow
ner.
Is th
is wh
ere
my
$40,
000
went
? Wha
t in
furia
tes
me
is th
at a
ll th
e pr
etty
1%
24 y
ear
olds
ar
e ge
tting
th
e pl
um
sales
pers
on
and
telle
r jo
bs,
as a
re m
atro
ns
of 6
5 an
d ol
der,
if th
ey’re
at
tracti
ve.
For
exam
ple,
an
Au
s-
tralia
n bI
ond
with
bl
ue e
yes
got
a jo
b as
a se
c- re
tary
in
Can
mor
e,
Albe
rta
at t
he P
rovin
ciaI
Cour
thou
se!
As f
or
the
rest
ot u
s, wi
th
MAs
an
d Ph
Ds,
let’s
ju
st
bum
ou
r de
gree
s an
d re
sum
es,
as
som
e ha
ve
alre
ady
done
.
I’ve
lived
fiv
e ye
ars
out
west
and
in
the
coun
try
and
in M
ontre
al
and
met
man
y pe
o-
ple.
I’ve
met
men
who
wo
rk
on t
he T
ask
Forc
e in
Albe
rta
laying
pip
e,
trans
port
drive
rs,
railw
ay
men
, ch
efs,
farm
ers,
pulp
an
d pa
per
men
, Th
ese
are
the
back
bone
of
thi
s na
tion.
Bu
t wh
y ar
e th
ey
forg
otte
n?
Perh
aps
it is
time
that
pro
fess
ors
don’
t ha
ve
tenu
re
and
that
the
civi
l se
rvice
no
t be
”un.
fire-
ab
le”!
Cons
tructi
on
worke
rs bu
ild
beau
tiful
bu
ildin
gs
and
hom
e -
don’
t th
ey
own
part?
Is
n’t
it tim
e th
at
the
Sena
te
was
youn
ger
and
acco
unta
ble
to t
he p
ublic
? W
ho
is lite
rate
? 1
am!
And
I ex
pect
anfre
e lu
nch!
Jane
t Ro
koso
va
LJwA
lllmni
Nee
d a
Job?
Ap
plic
atio
ns a
re b
eing
acc
epte
d fo
r pa
rt-tim
e jo
bs th
roug
h th
e O
ntar
io W
ork
Stud
y P
lan.
Min
imum
qua
lific
atio
ns in
clud
e:
. Ont
ario
Res
iden
t l
Full-
time
regi
stra
tion
in c
urre
nt t
erm
l
Doc
umen
ted
finan
cial
nee
d as
def
ined
by
OSA
P
Appr
oved
job
s ar
e po
sted
out
side
the
Stud
ent
Awar
ds O
ffice
and
app
licat
ions
are
ava
ilabl
e in
the
Stud
ent A
war
ds O
ffice
, 2n
d flo
or,
Nee
dles
Hal
l. App
licat
ion
dead
line
May
lo
,199
1
Fom
m
Impr
int,
Frida
y, Ma
y 3,
1991
9
Whe
n cl
assi
fieds
=
mul
lah
TO th
e ed
itor,
I am
an u
nder
grad
uate
here
at U
W
and
I am
quite
pu
zzled
an
d a
bit
ticke
d of
f by
th
e at
titud
e of
Impr
int re
gard
ing &
ssifi
ed ads
. I a
m ru
nning
a
stude
nt fm
nchii
bu
sines
s thi
s su
mmer
an
d I a
m pr
esen
tly
in the
proc
ess
of hir
ing
a cre
w.
I inq
uired
by
pho
ne
to the
Im
off
ice
rega
rding
the
pric
e of
placin
g an
ad
in the
“h
elp
want
ed”
secti
on.
I wa
s inf
orme
d tha
t the
re
are
two
rates
: on
e for
W
aterlo
o stu
dents
an
d an
other
mo
re
expe
n-
sive
rate
for o
thers.
Ho
weve
r, wh
en
I wen
t to
pla
ce
the
ad, I
was
inf
orme
d tha
t be
caus
e the
ad
was
for a
bus
i- ne
ss,
I wou
ld ha
ve t
o pa
y the
mor
e ex
pens
ive
rate
. I
expla
ined
that
I wa
s a
full-t
ime
unde
rgra
d p-
g to
retur
n in
the F
all t
o co
mplet
e my
de
gree
. I
was
info
rmed
th
at
it did
not
mat
ter
- it
was
for a
bus
iness
an
d I
would
ha
ve t
o pa
y the
high
er
rate,
whic
h I w
as
reluc
tantly
for
ced
to d
o.
I do
not
unde
rstan
d thi
s. I w
as u
nder
the
im
pres
sion
that
the
pape
r wa
s by
an
d for
stu
dents
. Ho
w co
me
I, wh
o ha
s pa
id m
y vo
luntar
y Im
fee
ev
ery
seme
ster
(not
likel
y an
ymor
e!),
not
be a
ble t
o ad
verti
se
at
the s
tuden
t ra
te?
My
runn
ing
a co
mpan
y thi
s su
mm
er
does
not
affe
ct my
stat
us
as a
stude
nt wi
th
Reve
nue
Cana
da.
Why
sh
ould
I
not
be
cons
idere
d a
stude
nt by
my
ow
n sc
hool
news
pape
r?
Kenb
zer
3rd
year
scie
nce
Editu
r’s
note
: Ke
i, wh
en
yuu
are
plac
ing
a ch
s~fie
d ad
for
a bu
sines
s, yo
u al
le n
o lo
nger
act-
in
g in
you
r ca
pacit
y as
a s
tude
nt
-you
ar
e uc
t- ing
as a
bus
iness
pem
on.
Tu n
gfle
cl th
is di$
eren
ce,
we a
rp i
ntro
ducin
g a
new
busin
ess
rate
of $
IOfo
r 20
won
& an
d 2.5
cenrs
per
wor
d ov
er 20
, wh
ether
yo
u ar
e a f
ee-p
ayin
g st
uden
t or
not
.
Exe
c se
eks
inpu
t
ToaW
JWstu
dent
s, b
We
have
com
e to
the p
oint
wher
e we
mus
t as
k ou
rselve
s as
stud
ents
what
we a
re w
illing
to
do
to ke
ep
this
coun
try
calle
d Ca
nada
to
geth
er..
The p
rovh
ck4
gove
rnme
nt of
the p
rovin
ce
of Qu
ebec
is
lookin
g at
late
1992
as a
date
for a
re
feren
dum
on t
he f
uture
an
d ex
tent
of the
ir inv
olvem
ent
with
Co
nfede
ratio
n
Fede
ratio
n of
Stud
ents
, ou
r na
tiona
l st
uden
t lob
by
grou
p, in
mid-
May.
We
will
be a
ttend
- ing
this
co
nfere
nce
as y
our
repr
esen
tative
s an
d we
ask
for
fee
dbac
k on
how
th
e stu
dent
s of
th
is un
ivers
ity
wish
to
proc
eed
on
this
ques
tion.
If yo
u ha
ve
anyth
ing
to sa
y ab
out
this,
pleas
e tak
e the
tim
e to
drop
by
the
Fed
off
ice,
drop
a
note
to eit
her
of us
, or
with
a l
et-
ter t
o the
edit
or
of Im
p*
We
reite
rate
the i
mpor
tance
of
taking
the
,tim
e to
do t
his.
We,
as s
tuden
ts of
the U
niver
- siq
of
Wate
rloo,
can
make
a
differ
ence
wi
th
regard
s to
the f
uture
or
failu
re
of Ca
nada
. W
e mu
st de
cide
wher
e we
stan
d on
this
all-
impo
rtant
issue
. Ar
e we
as
stude
nts,
as fu
ture
of thi
s lan
d,
of the
attit
ude
that
“if Qu
ebec
wa
nts
to lea
ve
Cana
da,
then
let t
hem”
or
do
we t
hink
that
the d
eman
ds
of al
l play
ers
(511
1 pro
vince
s an
d the
fed
eral
gove
rnme
nt)
can
be r
econ
ciled
so
that
the m
akeu
p of
Cana
da
can
rema
in int
act
Is it
worth
the
effo
rt?
John
LA
dy,
Lim
BAce
Pr
esid
enb
VP u
niver
sitym
Fk
dera
tim
of s
tude
nt9
. Th
anks
to
citi
zens
To
tkedit
or,
6
Wha
t we
mu
st ke
ep
in mi
nd
when
co
n- sid
ering
the
qu
estio
n of
sove
reign
ty for
Qu
ebec
isthe
factth
atifth
iswer
etooc
cur,t
he
c sta
tus
quo
would
no
t re
main.
Vol
unte
er i
n st
uden
t ac
tiviti
es
Think
of
the
follo
wing
ve
ry re
aI
i? ibi
lities
: the
h&&
times
wo
uld
be c
ut off
om
the
res
t of
the C
anad
ian
territo
ry lea
ving
a hu
ge h
ole i
n the
midd
le of
the c
ountr
y; the
we
st, u
nhap
py
with
the
term
s of
Confe
dera
- tio
n for
the
last
deca
de,
would
su
rely
also
con-
sider
ind
epen
denc
e. Ho
w lon
g wo
uld
Ontar
io sta
y sa
tisfie
d wi
thin
the f
eder
ation
kn
owing
tha
t it
will
be th
em
throu
gh
their
tax
dolla
rs wh
o wi
ll su
bsidi
ze
the
rest
of the
co
untry
? Co
uld
Cana
da
last?
It wo
uld
seem
ve
ry un
likely
.
To t
he e
dito
r,
This
is an
ope
n inv
itatio
n to
all
those
who
ar
e int
eres
ted
in ge
tting
involv
ed
with
stu
- de
nt ac
tivitie
s.
Thes
e rep
ercus
sions
mu
st be
con
sider
ed
when
ma
king
an i
nform
ed
decis
ion
as t
o wh
ere
we s
tand
on t
his i
ssue
.
Durin
g ou
r ca
mpa
ign,
we
str
esse
d tea
m-
work
and
makin
g the
Fed
erati
on
of St
uden
ts
more
stu
dent-
orien
ted.
To
acco
mplis
h thi
s go
al, w
e ne
ed
input
an
d pa
rticip
ation
fro
m the
enti
re
unive
rsity
comm
unity
.
All
leve
ls of
gov
ernm
ent
will
look
to
stu
- de
nt
orga
niza
tions
fo
r so
me
sort
of d
irect
ion
on th
is qu
estio
n. As
the
futu
re
of thi
s co
untry
, if
we d
o no
t ca
re or
if we
simply
de
cide
to sta
y ou
t of
the d
ebat
e ou
r vo
ice
will
not
be h
eard
or
cons
idere
d.
lf yo
u ha
ve
ever
wante
d to
work
with
the
Fe
dera
tion,
now
is yo
ur ch
ance
. Th
ere
is an
ad
on t
he F
ed P
age
of thi
s iss
ue d
etail
ing
all a
reas
of
inter
est
that
we a
re t
rying
to
fill.
If no
ne
of the
se s
uits
your
inter
ests
but
you
want
to ge
t inv
olved
, co
me
on
up
to t
he F
&l
offic
e (C
C 23
5) a
nd w
ell
find
some
thing
fo
r yo
u.
Any
brea
kup
of
the
coun
try
woul
d al
so
Don’t
be
dis
cour
aged
if
you
have
no
pr
e-
affec
t stu
dents
as
prov
inces
co
uld
no l
onge
r vio
us
expe
rienc
e wo
rkin
g wi
th
the
Fede
ra-
rely
on f
eder
al
trans
fer
paym
ents
to fu
nd
pro-
tio
n.
We
feel
that
fre
sh
idea
s an
d en
thus
iasm
vin
cial
posts
econ
dary
educ
ation
. Th
ink
abou
t ar
e go
ing
to be
a v
ital
part
of ou
r Fe
dera
tion
the a
ffect
of be
aring
a
grea
ter
burd
en
of t
he
team
.
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USI
C!
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SIC
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ryon
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rt M
ay 2
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vers
ity C
hoir
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rt Sh
antz
, Di
rect
or
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days
, 7-9
p.m
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C Ro
om
156
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rst
Rehe
arsa
l: M
ay 7
, 199
1 Si
gn u
p fo
r Au
ditio
n:
May
2,6
,7
Stag
e Ban
d M
ichae
l W
ood,
Dire
ctor
M
onda
ys,
7-9
p.m
. CG
C Ro
o,m
156
Fi
rst
Rehe
aisa
l: M
ay 6
, 199
1 Si
gn u
p fo
r au
ditio
n M
ay 7
,6:3
0 p.
m.
,
Cred
it is
ava
ilabl
e - R
egist
er fo
r M
;sic
lOi.
Mus
ic 10
2,20
1,2O
2,30
1,
302
shou
ld b
e us
ed f
or s
ucce
edin
g te
rms
of e
nsem
ble
take
n.
Spon
sore
d by
th
e UW
/Con
rad
Greb
el Co
llege
M
usic
Depa
rtmen
t an
d th
e Cr
eativ
e Ar
ts B
oard
, Fe
dera
tion
of S
tude
nts.
actua
l co
sts o
f edu
catio
n on
you
r ow
n tu
ition
fees.
So,
if yo
u wa
nt to
get
some
thing
ac
com
-
The
reas
on
that
we r
aise
this
‘heav
y iss
ue”
plish
ed
and
you
want
to ha
ve
fun
doin
g it,
at su
ch
an e
arly
stage
in
the te
rm
is tha
t we
will
co
me
on u
p an
d fil
f ou
t an
app
licat
ion.
Th
ere
be
atte
nding
a
meet
ing
of the
Ca
nadia
n ’
are
both
payin
g an
d vo
lunt
e&
posit
ions
wh
ich
woul
d re
quire
fiv
e to
ten
hours
De
r we
ek
of y
our
time.
A
John
Ld
dy,
Lisa
B&e,
St
eve
MiIIa
rd
Me&i
on
of St
uden
ts ex
ecuti
ve
As t
he C
itizen
s’ Fo
rum
on
Can
ada’s
Fu
ture
begin
s to
comp
ile
its fi
nal
repo
rt,
I am
writin
g to
thank
al
l tho
se w
ho t
ook
part
in the
For
um’s
discu
ssion
s. Th
e las
t few
mon
ths
have
bee
n he
ctic
and
a bit
con
fusing
at
times
, bu
t the
ince
ntive
to
find
so
lution
s (a
nd
the
ener
gy
to ke
ep
going
!) alw
ays
cam
e fro
m
you:
th
ose
who
got
involv
ed.
You
were
a
cons
tant
remi
nder
tha
t alt
houg
h we
may
ha
ve
strug
gled
a bit
to
get
the p
roces
s or
ganiz
a the
proc
ess
itself
was
a
good
an
d ne
cess
ary
exerc
ise,
appr
eciat
ed
by
many
Ca
nadia
ns.
We
hope
tha
t the
im
porta
nt ex
ercise
of
dialog
ue
abou
t ou
r co
untry
’s fut
ure
will
con-
tin
ue
beyo
nd
the f
orma
l six
-mon
th du
ratio
n of
the
Citiz
ens’
Foru
m.
Many
gr
oups
ha
ve
spok
en
enthu
siasti
cally
ab
out
the e
xper
ience
, an
d ha
ve i
ndica
ted
that
they
will
be in
cludin
g su
ch
a dis
cuss
ion
as a
n on
-goin
g fea
ture
of the
ir ac
tivitie
s. W
e ho
pe t
hat
many
oth
ers
will
follo
w su
it. An
d fin
ally,
as a
remi
nder
to
those
pe
ople
who
may
be p
lannin
g a g
roup
dis
cuss
ion,
you
are
enco
urag
ed
to su
bmit
your
report
s to
the
Citiz
ens’
Foim
as
soo
n a’
s po
ssib
le,
so
that
th
ey
may
be
inco
rpor
ated
in
to t
he f
inal
rep
ort.
Once
ag
ain,
to
tho
se
who
got
involv
ed
- th
ank
you.
Yo
u m
ade
all t
he d
iffere
nce.
Patri
cia
McK
ba
Stud
ent
Coor
dina
tor
Citiz
ens’
Foru
m
on C
anad
a’s
Wur
e~
Wek
cim
e Bac
k ST
UD
ENTS
We
Hon
our
Stud
ent D
rug
Plan
. l
Full
Serv
ice R
xxm
acy
l
@ P
ost
Offic
e l
PAR
KDAL
E PH
ARM
ACY
468
Albe
rt St
reet
Pa
rkda
le P
laza
88
4-38
60
For
mor
e in
form
atio
n ca
ll th
e CG
C M
usic
Ofic
e 88
5022
0, e
xt. 2
6.
HOUR
S:
Mond
ay-F
riday
9
a.m
. to
9 p
.m.
; Sat
urda
y 9
a.m
. to
7 p
.m.
; Sun
day
11 a
.m.
to 6
p.m
.
Navs
/And
ysis
Mak
e a.
mor
al
choi
ce
- liv
e th
e ad
vent
ure
One
mill
ion
dead
. On
e m
illio
n pe
ople
ca
rpet
-bom
bed,
bu
rned
, na
palm
ed,
and
surg
ically
str
uck
all i
n six
wee
ks
and
all n
ow
forg
otte
n -
by
the
victo
rs
anyw
ay.
Cana
da
has
play
ed
an
impo
rtant
ro
le
in t
he
slaug
hter
of
on
e m
illio
n pe
ople
, ou
r co
ntrib
utio
n to
the
ne
w wo
rld
orde
r. W
e sh
ould
be
so
pr
oud.
One
mill
ion
dead
: 10
0,00
0 bo
mb-
in
g so
rties
ea
ch
claim
ing
an a
vera
ge
of
10
victim
s (th
ough
pr
obab
ly m
ore)
. It
help
ed,
of c
ours
e,
that
th
e m
edia
ha
d de
mon
ized
the
victim
s, or
at
lea
st t
heir
lead
er,
and
it he
lped
to
o th
at w
e ne
ver
real
ly sa
w th
e bl
wd.
It he
lped
th
at
we
are
racis
t. W
e do
no
t he
ar
muc
h ab
out
the
nucle
ar
powe
r pl
ants
th
at
we
bom
bed,
or
the
che
mica
l an
d bi
olog
i- ca
l we
apon
s pl
tits
on t
he o
utsk
irts
of
Bagh
dad
that
we
“neu
traliz
ed.”
Mor
e th
an
half
the
popu
latio
n of
Bag
hdad
is
unde
r ag
e 15
. Al
l we
hea
r ab
out
is th
e su
fferin
g of
th
e Ku
rdish
re
fuge
es,
the
late
st c
ause
ce
lebr
e by
wh
ich
the
Wes
tern
go
vern
men
ts an
d th
eir
loya
l m
edia
m
aint
ain
anti-
Iraqi
hy
steria
an
d jus
- tif
y th
e bl
eedi
ng
of I
raq.
No
dou
bt
the
Prot
este
rs
bloc
k th
e en
tranc
e to
last
yea
r’s A
RMX
plig
ht
of t
he
Kurd
s is
desp
erat
e an
d th
eir
caus
e ju
st,
but
it is
rem
arka
ble
how
this
now
nobl
e st
rugg
le
did
not
figur
e in
th
e m
inds
of
go
vern
men
t po
licy
mak
ers
befo
re
they
de
emed
Sa
ddam
Hu
ssein
th
e se
cond
co
min
g of
Hitle
r.
Spee
d R
eadi
ng
Rea
d O
ver
1,00
0 w
ords
pe
r m
inut
e
Impr
ove
Com
preh
ensi
on
by
IO t
o 15
%
Impr
ove
Con
cent
ratio
n an
d R
eten
tion
Req
uire
s 30
Min
utes
of
Hom
ewor
k pe
r D
ay
Six
week
cou
rse
begi
ns T
uesd
ay
May
28t
h in
MC
4064
Fee
inclu
chg
cour
se m
ater
ials
is
$90
(FED
S)
$95
(NO
N-FE
DS)
Cont
act
the
Fede
ratio
n O
ffice
C
C 2
35
Impr
int
file
phot
o
Take
fo
r ex
ampl
e th
e ca
se
of P
ratt
ARM
X is
not
the
only
Cana
dian
an
d W
hitne
y Ca
nada
, m
aker
s of
co
ntrib
utio
n to
wo
rld
peac
e an
d m
ilitar
y air
craf
t en
gine
s.
Durin
g th
e se
curit
y to
bea
r fru
it du
ring
the
Gulf
Iran-
Iraq
war,
the
Cana
dian
go
vem
- W
ar.
For
year
s ou
r pe
ace
gove
rnm
ent
mer
it ap
prov
ed
the
expo
rt of
P&
W
has
bent
ov
er
back
ward
(a
nd
con-
en
gin&
an
d pa
rts
to b
oth
sides
of
the
trary
to t
he w
ishes
of
the
maj
ority
of
co
nflic
t. P&
W
engi
nes
powe
red
the
its c
itizen
s)
to te
st cr
uise
miss
iles
over
air
craf
t th
at
drop
ped
poiso
n ga
s on
th
e Ar
tic,
low-
flyin
g fig
hter
-bom
bers
Ku
rdish
vil
lage
s ve
ry fe
w ye
ars
over
th
e In
nu
peop
le
of
Labr
ador
, be
fore
“o
ur
man
” in
Ba
ghda
d ch
emica
l an
d bi
olog
ical
weap
ons
in
man
aged
to
cro
ss
his
bene
facto
rs
Albe
rta,
and
Unite
d St
ates
nu
clear
wi
th
a th
reat
to
th
e oi
l th
ey
alway
s su
bmar
ines
of
f th
e Br
itish
Colu
mbi
a to
ok
to b
e th
eir
own,
pr
ovid
ing
them
co
ast.
with
a
conv
enie
nt
excu
se
for
star
ting
In
keep
ing
with
Ca
nada
’s re
spec
t a h
ot w
ar j
ust
as th
e co
ld o
ne w
as e
nd-
for
hum
an
right
s, go
vern
men
t gr
ants
ing.
On
e m
illio
n de
ad.
have
as
siste
d th
e pr
oduc
tion
of c
ruise
ARM
X m
ust
be
stopp
ed
in t
he m
onth
s be
fore
th
e in
vasio
n m
issile
s by
tii
ion
Indu
stries
in
of
Kuw
ait,
Cmdi
an
milit
ary
cont
rac-
To
ronto
an
d th
e de
velo
pmen
t of
fue
l ta
rs
ship
ped
tons
of
exp
losive
s an
d ai
r ex
plosiv
es
(dub
bed
“the
poor
th
ousa
nds
of
doua
rS
worth
of
co
n-
man
’s at
om
bom
b”)
at
McG
ill str
uctio
n su
pplie
s an
d co
m-
Unive
rsity
in
Mon
treal
, bo
th
of w
hich
m
unica
tions
eq
uipm
ent
to
Iraq,
we
re
used
wi
th
dead
ly ef
fect
agai
nst
a ac
cord
ing
to
a St
atist
ics
Cana
da
repo
rt.
But
roun
ding
ou
t th
e Ca
na-
poor
, yo
ung
non-
white
po
pula
tion.
dian
tra
ditio
n of
pe
acem
akin
g wa
s Bu
t mor
e th
an
any
othe
r ev
ent,
the
parti
cipat
ion
of I
raq
and
doze
ns
ARM
X sy
mbo
lizes
th
e de
prav
ity
and
of
othe
r re
pres
sive
regi
mes
in
th
e hy
pdcx
isy
of C
anad
ian
fore
ign
polic
y
huge
AR
MX
‘89
weap
ons
baza
ar
held
an
d th
e sic
knes
s an
d cr
uelty
of
in O
ttawa
in
May
, 19
89.
Chin
a wa
s in
Ca
nada
’s “p
eace
ful
tradi
tion.
”
atte
ndan
ce
two
week
s be
fore
‘th
e Sh
ortly
af
ter
the
ceas
e-fir
e th
at
Tien
anm
en
Squa
re
Mas
sacr
e,
and
so
ende
d *e
po
und
warj
Joe
clark
r we
re
El S
alva
dor,
Sout
h Ko
rea,
Ch
ile,
then
M
inist
er
for
Exte
rnal
-A
ffairs
,
Sout
h Af
rica
(for
whom
Jo
e Cl
ark
stat4
th
at
free
trade
in
ar
ms
was
claim
ed
“a
right
” to
at
tend
), “s
uicida
l” fo
r th
e M
iddl
e Ea
st.
“Mur
- In
done
sia
and
Israe
l -
all
dero
us”
woul
d be
m
ore
accu
rate
, no
tewo
rthy
for
thei
r wi
de-k
ale
rep
- Cl
ark’s
co
mm
ents
be
tray
the
char
ac-
ress
ion
and
mas
sive
viola
tions
of
te
ristic
aIly
Cana
dian
m
enta
lity
that
hu
man
rig
hts,
with
th
e la
st
thre
e bs
krs
the
inte
rnat
iona
l ar
ms
trade
kn
own
for
thei
r ill
egal
inv
asion
s an
d by
s”
PpO*
AR
MX
On O
ne h
and
brut
al
occu
patio
ns
of
Nam
ibia
, Ea
st
and
gain
s “p
eace
po
ints
” by
de
cryin
g’
Tim
or,
and
Pale
stin
ian
land
s re
spec
- it
on t
he o
ther
. Th
e ar
ms
trade
ca
nnot
tiv
ely.
be
“sti
cidal”
fo
r ar
ms
push
ers
and
40 K
ings
Stre
et
St. J
acob
s, On
tario
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nada
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., Tu
es.,
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am.
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urs.
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ark
and
the
busin
essm
en
who
mak
e hu
ge
prof
it fro
m
the
sales
of a
rms
the
effe
cts
of w
hich
th
ey
neve
r se
e,
let
alon
e su
ffer.
For
thes
e m
en,
the
arm
s tra
de
is m
urde
rous
an
d ve
ry luc
ra-
tive.
And
in
the
wake
of
on
e m
illio
n de
ad,
ARM
X is
sche
dule
d to
ta
ke
plac
e ag
ain.
AR
MX
‘91,
set
for
Se
p t-e
mbe
r 24
-26,
19
91,
wil1
be
held
in
Ca
rp,
Onta
rio,
just
ou
tsid
e Ot
tawa
. On
ce
agai
n ne
arly
500
com
pani
es
from
al
mos
t 20
cou
ntrie
s wi
ll di
spla
y th
eir
ware
s to
15,
000
mem
bers
of
the
Ca
nadi
an
and
Amer
ican
arm
ed
for-
ces
and
“gue
sts“
from
th
e in
ter-
natio
nal
dipl
omat
ic ‘co
rps
invit
ed,
acco
rding
to
AR&
IX
orga
nizer
Ba
xter
Publ
ishin
g of
To
ront
o,
as
“a
cour
- te
sy.“ Ra
ther
th
an
risk
offe
ndin
g Sa
lvado
rean
, In
done
sian,
Is
rael
i an
d So
uth
Afric
an
hum
an
right
s vio
lator
s, Ba
xter
invit
es
them
to
vie
w th
e la
test
in
we
apon
s -
weap
ons
that
th
ese
gove
rnm
ents
ultim
atel
y im
port
and
use
agai
nst
thei
r ow
n po
pula
tions
-
as
*a
cour
tesy
.” Th
e fiv
our
is re
turn
ed:
the
ARM
X ‘8
9 we
apon
s sh
ow
boos
ted
the
inte
rnat
iona
l ar
ms
trade
wi
th
a bi
llion
do
llars
in
sale
s in
th
ree
days
, ac
cord
ing
to a
stud
y co
m-
miss
ione
d by
Bax
ter
Publ
ishin
g its
elf.
One
billi
on
dolla
rs
spen
t on
en
rich-
in
g ar
ms
mak
ers
while
m
illion
s of
Ca
nadi
ans
suffe
r po
verty
an
d de
p-
rivat
ion.
AI&I
X ‘9
1 wi
ll ha
ppen
as
lon
g as
we
allo
w it
to h
appe
n,
just
as
the
inte
r- na
tiona
l ar
ms
trade
wi
ll flo
urish
so
lo
ng
as p
eopl
e pu
t th
eir
faith
in
the
sta
te t
o sto
p it.
War
, as
the
sayin
g go
es,
is th
e he
alth
of
the
sta
te,
and
in t
he
word
s of
one
pe
ace
activ
ist?
we
can
expe
ct th
e go
vern
men
t to
sto
p th
e am
-s
trade
in
the
Sa
me
way
that
we
ca
n ex
pect
the
Maf
ia
to
stop
the
hero
in
trade
. Ea
ch
mus
t be
mad
e to
sto
p its
cr
imes
-
to
assu
me
that
ei
ther
wi
ll do
so
volu
ntar
ily
is fa
ntas
y. Fo
rce
of
reas
on
and
appe
als
to
mor
ality
wi
ll no
t pu
t an
end
to
a sy
s- te
rn
that
gu
aran
tees
su
ch
prof
it,
privi
lege
an
d po
wer.
ARM
X 91
m
ust
and
can
be
stop
ped.
It
mus
t be
sto
pped
be
caus
e it
is a
key
com
pone
nt
in t
he d
elive
ry
of d
eath
an
d m
isery
to
m
illion
s of
hu
man
be
ings
. A&
fX
can
be
stop
ped
beca
use
each
of
us
has
the
oppo
rtuni
ty
to r
efus
e it
our
coop
era-
tio
n an
d its
or
ganiz
ers
and
back
ers
our
obed
ienc
e.
A do
zen
stude
nts
from
W
W
and
WLU
di
d ju
st
that
in
19
89
and
were
ar
reste
d al
ong
with
15
0 ot
hers
fo
r blo
ck@
ac
cess
to
the
we
apon
s sh
ow,
spen
ding
a
nigh
t in
ja
il as
hu
man
rig
hts
violat
ors
and
arm
s m
erch
ants
from
ar
ound
th
e gl
obe
freely
wa
lked
the
stree
ts of
Ot
tawa
, to
astin
g ea
ch o
ther
ov
er
talk
of c
ost
per
kill
ratio
s
Zal
oppo
sitio
n to
AR
MX
‘91
is be
ing
coor
dina
ted
by
the
Kkhe
ner-
Wat
erlo
o Al
lianc
e fo
r No
n-Vi
olen
t Ac
tion,
th
e lo
cal
chap
ter
of
the
orga
niza
tion,
AN
VA,
which
st
aged
th
e su
cces
sful
resis
tanc
e to
AR
MX
‘89.
A n
umbe
r of
activ
ities-
area
lread
y un
der
way.
Conc
erne
d m
embe
rs
of
the
unive
rsi~
co
mm
unity
ca
n sig
n th
e Pl
edge
to
St
op
ARM
X Th
is pl
edge
ta
kes
the
form
of
an
open
le
t- te
r to
th
e or
ganiz
ers
of A
RMX
and
com
mits
th
e sig
nato
ry
to
train
fo
r no
n-vio
lent
civ
il di
sobe
dien
ce
shou
ld
conv
entio
nal
mea
ns
of l
ette
r wr
it@,
petit
ioni
ng,
and
othe
r fo
rms
of
prot
est
fail
to
brin
g ab
out
the
show
’s ca
ncel
latio
n.
A l@
kilom
etre
ed
ucat
iona
l fu
nd-
raisi
ng
walka
thon
wi
ll be
hel
d Sa
tur-
day,
May
25
sta
rting
in
do
wnto
wn
n Ki
tche
ner
at n
oon.
Ha
lf of
the
fun
ds
raise
d wi
ll go
the
the
dism
ca
m-
paig
n,
while
th
e ot
her
half
will
go t
o a
grou
p or
cau
se
of th
e wa
lker’s
ch
oice.
AK
MX
info
rmat
ion
and
walka
thon
pl
edge
sh
eets
are
avai
labl
e at
WPI
RG,
Surre
nder
Do
roth
y Cl
othi
ng.
and
the
Glo
bal
Com
mun
ity
Cent
re.
The
KW
Allia
nce
for
Non-
Viol
ent
Actio
n ca
n be
rea
ched
at
884
-862
1.
NaVS
Im
, Fr
iday,
May
3, 19
91
11
UW
res
earc
hers
to
st
udy
bette
r w
indo
w
desi
gns
from
WW
Ne
ws
Bure
au
A fed
eral
gove
rnme
nt co
ntrac
t to
taIlin
g $2
40,0
00
will
enab
le Un
iversi
ty of
Wate
rloo
resea
rchers
to
conti
nue
their
work
to de
velop
be
tter
ener
gy-e
fficien
t wi
ndow
s. Ki
tchen
er
MP
John
Re
imer
, on
beh
alf
of En
ergy
Mi
nister
Ja
ke E
pp,
pres
ented
the
firs
t pa
ymen
t on
Thu
rsday
, Ap
ril
18 to
Pro
f. Ha
rry
Sulliv
an
of the
De
partm
ent
of Me
chan
ical
Engin
eerin
g.
The
contr
act
is fro
m the
Can
ada
Centr
e for
Mi
nera
l an
d En
ergy
Te
chno
logy
(CAN
MET)
-
the
main
resea
rch
and
techn
ology
de
velop
ment
bran
ch
of En
ergy
, Mi
nes,
and
Reso
urces
Ca
nada
(E
MR).
The
contr
act
will
enab
le the
work
, wh
ich
bega
n fou
r ye
ars
ago,
at UW
’s Ad
vanc
ed
Glaz
ing
Syste
m La
bora
tory
to co
ntinu
e for
the
nex
t tw
o ye
ars,
Sulliv
an
said.
Of
part$
ular
inter
est
to Jo
hn W
right,
the
res
earch
en
gmee
r on
the
pr
oject,
is
the p
roble
m of
heat
loss
at the
edg
e of
wind
ow
pane
s, wh
ere
cond
ensa
- tio
n an
d fro
st oc
cur
most
often
. W
indow
s ar
e a k
ey
sourc
e of
heat
loss
and
are
large
ly un
chan
ged
from
the
doub
le-
glazin
g sy
stems
of
30
years
ag
o. W
hile
aver
age
insula
tion
of wa
lls h
as in
creas
ed
from
RI 2
to R
20 a
nd g
reate
r, the
ave
rage
wi
ndow
is
still
only
R1.5
to R2
. Th
ere
now
are
wind
ows
avail
able
that
are
twice
as
goo
d as
the
stan
dard
va
rietie
s an
d se
vera
l ke
y de
velop
ments
ar
e un
derw
ay,
Sul-
livan
sa
id.
Manu
factur
ers
are
incor
pora
ting
new
techn
ologie
s to
impr
ove
wind
ow
ener
gy
Wind
ows
are
a ke
y so
urce
of
heat
loss
. (S
pt
the
Fedh
ead)
.
perfo
rman
ce,
includ
ing
using
low
-E
coati
ngs,
gas
filling
, ins
ulatin
g sp
acers
, an
d be
tter
frame
s wi
th
highe
r ins
ulatin
g pr
oper
ties.
CANM
ET
has
been
wo
rking
in
coop
era-
tio
n wi
th
the
Cana
dian
Wind
ow
and
Door
Ma
nufac
turer
s As
socia
tion
that
initia
ted
an
effor
t to
deve
lop
natio
nal
stand
ards
an
d ce
r- tif
icat
ion
guide
lines
for
rati
ng
wind
ow
perfo
r- ma
nce.
As
a re
sult
of the
res
earch
fin
dings
, ma
nufac
turer
s ar
e re
desig
ning
their
wind
ows
to ma
ke
them
mo
re
ener
gy-e
fficien
t, he
said
. Th
e UW
te
am
colla
bora
tes
with
ma
nufac
- tur
ers
to tes
t the
ir pro
ducts
%
nd
offer
ad
vice.
The
gove
rnme
nt co
ntrac
t wi
ll als
o en
able
UW
to de
velop
a
“revis
ed,
user
-f+ien
dly
ver-
sion”
of
VISI
ON,
a pe
rsona
l co
mpute
r pro
- gr
am f
or e
valua
ting
wind
ow
desig
n. Th
e UW
lab
has
bee
n re
fining
an
d up
datin
g the
pro-
gr
am
for t
he p
ast
four
years
.
The
asso
ciatio
n pla
ns a
nat
ional
syste
m of
volun
tary
certif
icatio
n in
which
wi
ndow
s wi
ll be
ar
labels
ra
ting
their
effici
ency
. It
will
be
base
d on
guid
es
being
pre
pare
d by
the
Can
a-
dian
Stan
dard
s As
socia
tion
and
could
be
av
ailab
le by
199
2.
Ontar
io Hy
dro
has
alrea
dy
anno
unce
d a
cons
umer
inc
entiv
e pr
ogra
m for
hig
h-
perfo
rman
ce
wind
ows
with
an
ene
rgy
ratin
g ca
lculat
ed
using
the
VIS
ION
prog
ram.
“W
indow
sh
oppe
rs”
and
manu
factur
ers
will
bene
fit fro
m the
new
cer
tifica
tion
syste
m,
said
Roge
r He
nry,
prog
ram
mana
ger
of the
pa
ssive
so
lar p
rogr
am,
ener
gy
effici
ency
div
i- sio
n wi
th
CANM
ET/E
MR
It wi
ll all
ow
manu
factur
ers
to re
ceive
pro
- pe
r cre
dit
for
the p
erfor
manc
e of
their
pro-
ducts
wh
ile
incre
asing
the
inc
entiv
e to
build
be
tter
wind
ows.
The
publi
c wi
ll als
o be
able
to
tell
which
wi
ndow
s ar
e be
st at
keep
ing
out
the
cold
and
redu
cing
ener
gy
cons
umpti
on.
Manu
factur
ers
have
bee
n us
ing t
he c
ompu
ter
prog
ram
to sim
ulate
gla
zing
cond
itions
to
desig
n be
tter
wind
ows
as w
ell a
s re
duce
the
ir co
st to
mee
t ne
w sta
ndar
ds.
Rese
arch
and
deve
lopme
nt of
energ
y- eff
icien
t wi
ndow
s is
“mor
e foc
used
in
Kitch
ener
-Wate
rloo
than
elsew
here
in
Cana
da,”
Henry
sa
id. H
e no
ted
the i
nvolv
e-
ment
of
UW
grad
uate
Stev
e Ca
rpen
ter
of En
ermo
dal
Engin
eerin
g of
Wate
rloo
to de
velop
the
orig
inal
FRAM
E co
mpute
r pro
- gr
am
that
’will
be a
n int
egra
l pa
rt of
the n
ew
CSA
wind
ow
therm
al pe
rform
ance
sta
ndar
d tog
ether
wi
th
the V
ISIO
N pr
ogra
m.
Also
ac
tively
inv
olved
loc
ally
is Mo
rgan
Ha
nam
of Go
lden
Wind
ows
Ltd.,
Kitch
ener
, wh
o ch
airs
the v
olunta
ry ce
rtifica
tion
com-
mi
ttee
of the
Can
adian
W
indow
an
d Do
or
Manu
factur
ers
Asso
& tio
n.
GoIde
n W
in-
dows
, a
prod
ucer
of
high-
perfo
rman
ce
win
- do
ws,
has
used
the
tw
o co
mpute
1 pr
ogra
ms.
Land
lord
-Ten
ant
Affa
irs
Que
stio
ns a
nd A
nswe
rs
Ques
tion:
lam
being
sued
by
afum
terlan
dlord
forda
mage
to
a law
n. I
ren-
ted
a h
ouse
fur
two
years
. &r
ing
that t
ime,
I ha
d thr
ee d
ogs
- a L
Jobe
rman
an
d IW
Ge
rman
Sh
ephe
h.
Natur
aily,
dogs
of t
his s
ize w
ould
be ke
pt ou
tside
. Th
e lan
dlord
cla
ims
that
my
dogs
des
tmye
d the
lawn
and
wan
ts me
to p
ay fo
r the
nz
sudd
ing.
I adm
it tha
t my
dog
s did
dig
a go
odly
numb
er
of ho
les in
the
yard
Be
fore
I mo
ved,
I r@
lled
those
hula
. I k
now
that
tenan
ts ur
e nu
t re
spon
sible
fur r
easo
nable
we
ar a
nd t
ear.
I cun
- sid
er t
his i
n tha
t ca
teguv
as
it is
peqfe
ctly
natur
al an
d no
rmal
fur
dugs
to d
ig ho
les. A
lthou
gh
the y
ard
&WI
‘t Iuu
k as
good
as
it did
whe
n IJr
xt mo
ved
in, I
dun
‘t beli
eve
1 cl
lll r
espo
nsibl
e to
put
in a
new
lawn
. Am
I?
Answ
er:
It is
true
that
tenan
ts ar
e no
t re
spon
sible
for r
easo
nable
we
ar
and
tear.
Holes
du
g in
a yard
by
dogs
, ho
weve
r, ar
e no
t re
ason
able
wear
and
tea
r. Th
at is
dam
age.
Yo
u ar
e re
spon
sible
for
the a
ction
s an
d re
sultin
g da
mage
of
your
pets.
I s
ugge
st tha
t yo
u se
ttle t
his m
atter
wi
th
your
forme
r lan
dlord
for
the
rea
sona
ble
costs
inc
urre
d by
him
or
her,
or to
be in
curre
d by
him
or
her,
to re
medy
the
situ
ation
.
Ques
tion:
1 had
u v
erba
lagre
emen
t tus
hare
accu
mmod
aGun
in
a ho
use&
m Ja
nuary
tu
Augu
st,
1991
. ?%
eper
san
with
whu
m Ish
ared
ac
cumm
uduti
un
was
also
a ten
ant.
A fog
mo
nths
ajer
I mov
ed i
n, th
is pe
mun
and
Idid
not
get a
iong
. In
itial/y
it
was
mino
r thi
ngs,
but
we ju
st gr
ated
on e
ach
other
’s ne
rves
to the
point
tha
t we
’ did
n ‘t e
ven
talk
to ea
ch o
ther.
In Ma
rch,
Idecid
ed
to mo
veat
thee
nduf
April.
Tw
o we
eks
be$u
re I
move
d, I
lpft
a no
te fur
he
r on
the
kitc
hen
table
. l%
at no
te txp
luine
d tha
t I w
ould
be
mov
ing a
nd t
hat I
wkh
ed
to ha
ve m
y las
t mon
th ‘
s ren
t de
posit
retu
rned
. On
the
date
that
Imuv
ed
qut,,s
heru
ld m
e tha
t she
wou
ld nu
t re
turn
my
dep
osit
und
that s
he w
ould
sue
me a
s I w
as in
bre
ach
of my
con
tract
with
her
. She
hon
es-
t/y b
eliev
esthu
tshe
has
reaso
ns t
o sue
me.
Itu!d
he
rthats
ince
wedid
n Ige
t alu
ng
it wa
s poin
tless
tu
conti
nues
taying
the
re. l
alsu
told
her t
hat i
n vie
w uf
the te
nsion
s bm
een
us, t
here
was
no
oblig
ation
fur
me
To s
tiy.
Who
is
right?
An
swer
: Un
fortun
ately
for y
aw
she
is rig
ht. Y
ou e
ntere
d a v
erba
l co
ntrac
t to
rent
these
pre
mise
s for
the
per
iod
Janu
ary
to Au
gust,
19
91.
Your
opti
ons
to ter
mina
te the
con
tract
are
as fo
llows
: 1.
A wr
itten
6O-cl
ay
term
inat
ion
notic
e eff
ectiv
e Au
gust
31,1
99l.
2. A
suble
t of
the b
alanc
e of
your
tenan
cy,
to a
third
pa
rty.
3. A
term
inatio
n ag
reem
ent
to en
d the
ten
ancy
pr
ior
to Au
gust
31,
1991
. A
perso
nality
cla
sh
does
no
t all
ow
you
to sim
ply
walk
away
fro
m thi
s ten
ancy
. Al
thou
gh
there
is
a du
ty on
her
to
mitig
ate
dama
ges
(i.e.
lost
renta
l inc
ome)
by
find
ing
anoth
er
tenan
t, sh
e ma
y no
t be
able
to
do s
o be
fore
Augu
st,
1991
. In
that
even
t, sh
e wo
uld
look
to yo
u for
the
lost
renta
l inc
ome.
With
res
pect
to the
las
t mo
nth’s
rent
depo
sit,
unles
s sh
e is
able
to fin
d a
repla
ceme
nt ten
ant
for M
ay,
1991
, yo
u ar
e no
t en
titled
to
the r
eturn
of
that
mone
y. At
temp
t to
settle
this
ma
tter
with
he
r no
w.
Ques
tion:
I hav
e be
en re
nting
the
bas
emen
t ufa
huu
sefur
three
yeur
s. wh
en I
firs
t m
oved
in
, Isi
gn4
a on
e-ye
ar
lease
. I h
ave
nut
signe
d a
lease
since
the
n. Fiv
e mo
nths
ago.
the
hou
se w
as s
old. T
he n
ew o
wnem
and
Igut
alon
g ve
ry
wel
l. 77
1,~
rece
ntfyg
avem
ea
term
inatio
n no
ticetu
move
in #d
ayss
urhat
chep
aren
tsu@
he
owne
r’s
w$ec
an
move
into
the b
asem
ent.
Iam
v41y
upta
ndon
gry.
W
hat can
/
do @
ght
this?
An
swer
: In
situa
tions
wh
ere
landlo
rds
hone
stly
and
since
rely
requ
ire
vaca
nt po
sses
sion
so th
at the
pre
mise
s ca
n be
occ
upied
by
them
selve
s, the
ir sp
ouse
, the
ir ch
ildre
n, or
a par
ent
of th
em o
r the
ir sp
ouse
, the
y ar
e en
titled
to ob
tain
that
poss
essio
n. Un
less
you
ban
demo
nstra
te to
a cou
rt tha
t the
lan
dlord
do
es n
ot int
end
to mo
ve
the p
aren
ts int
o yo
ur pr
emise
s, yo
u ca
nnot
succ
essfu
lly
digpu
te
the
evict
ion.
Qwsti
on:
I ren
ted u
mum
in
my l
undlo
& ho
use.
I si&
ned
a co
ntrac
t tha
t I
would
pay
$37
5 pe
r mo
nth
in re
nt an
d tha
t I
would
be
renti
ng
on a
mon
thly
basis
. 712
e con
tract
sti o
ut the
hou
se r
ules.
Ther
e wa
s to
be no
nois
e afi
er I
I pm
, no
smo
king,
and
nu o
vern
ight
@es
&.
I was
to
have
fill
use
of the
land
lord>
kit
chen
. 73
, lan
dlurd
an
d I h
ad s
ever
al ar
gume
nts
rega
rding
my
use
of t
he k
itche
n u$
!er I
I pm.
I e
xplai
ned
tu him
tha
t I l
ike l
ute
night
sna
cks.
I trie
d to
discu
ss t
his
with
him
in
a ma
ture
mann
er,
but
he ju
st ble
w up
at m
e. H
e sa
id tha
t he
cou
ld no
t and
wou
ld no
t tul
erate
the
nois
e of
the w
fnge
ratu
r do
ur u
s it w
as o
pene
d an
d clo
sed
by m
e or
the n
oise
of pla
tps a
nd
tiens
ils
used
by
me.
He
toE
d to g
et ou
t by
10 a
m the
nat
morn
ing
ur he
wou
ld thr
ow
both
me a
nd
my
bejun
gings
uu
t. I d
id as
he
requ
este
d. I
wou
ld lik
e to
get m
y las
t mon
th
‘s ren
t dq
usir
buck
an
d I
wuuld
like
to
sue
this
iundlo
rdfur
da
mage
. W
hat
are
my
n’gh ts
? An
swer
: Th
e La
ndlor
d an
d Te
nant
Act
does
not
apply
to
situa
tions
wh
ere
a ten
ant
share
s a b
athro
om
or a k
itche
n wi
th t
he o
wner
, the
own
er’s
spou
se,
child
, or
pare
nt,
or the
spo
use’s
ch
ild
or pa
rent
wher
e su
ch
perso
n als
o re
sides
in
the p
remi
ses.
Situ
ation
s ou
tside
of
the L
andlo
rd
Tena
nt Ac
t ar
e go
vern
ed
by t
he c
on-
tract
betw
een
the p
artie
s. In
your
situa
tion,
the c
ontrx
t do
es n
ot d&
al wi
th
grou
nds
for t
ermi
natio
n no
r do
es i
t de
al w
ith
the a
moun
t of
notic
e to
be
given
(by
the
lan
dlord
to
you
or by
you
to
the l
andlo
rd)
in o
rder
to
ter-
mina
te
the t
enan
cy.
” Th
e co
urt
will
not
impo
se
terms
wh
ere
the p
artie
s the
mselv
e did
not
de
al wi
th t
hose
typ
es
of ter
ms.
The
court
wi
ll, ho
weve
r, ex
amine
the
ove
rall
situa
tion
and
the a
ction
s of
the p
artie
s. It
was
not
reas
onab
le for
the
land
lord
to ev
ict
in thi
s fas
hion
or for
this
rea
son.
You
are
in a
posit
ion
to su
e the
lan
dlord
for
dam
ages
. Th
ose
dama
ges
would
co
nsist
of
the r
eturn
of
the la
st mo
nth’s
refit
depo
sit,
the r
eturn
of
the
balan
ce
of the
mon
th’s
rent
(for
the
mont
h in
which
yo
u we
re e
victed
), ou
t of
pock
et ex
pens
es
incur
red
by y
ou
due
to thi
s ev
iction
, an
d, to
a ce
rtain
exten
t, an
y inc
reas
ed
renta
l pa
ymen
ts inc
urre
d by
you
in
your
new
accQ
m-
moda
tion.
Ques
tim:
I am
a un
iversi
ly stu
dent
who
has
un o
ppor
tunity
to
move
int
o a
fiate
rnig
hous
e. l7z
e ho
use
is loc
ated
in an
up
per-m
iddle-
class
su
burb
an
neigh
buur
huud
in
Wate
r&xx
me
re
will
be Q
tutat
of e
ight
stude
nts l
iving
the
re I
do
n t w
anr
tu mo
ve in
to t
he h
ouse
and
the
n dis
cuve
rthat
Ican
Istay
du
e to
zoni
ng
or by
-law
in&ac
tions
. LY
ii kg
ui IU
have
rhti
ry/l
4 of
&usin
g in
u rp
yide
ntia
l ne
ighbu
urhu
ud?
Answ
er:
The
prop
er
termi
nolog
y for
this
typ
e of
acco
mmod
ation
is
lodg-
ing
hou
se.
It is
perm
itted
in re
siden
tial
areas
in
the C
ity
of W
aterlo
o. Th
e Ci
ty re
quire
s the
own
er/op
erato
r of
the l
odgin
g ho
use
to ob
tain
an
annu
al lic
ence
. Th
e co
st is
$50.
Befor
e the
own
er/op
erato
r ob
tains
a li
cenc
e, he
dr
she
must
comp
ly wi
th
the z
oning
by
-law,
the
fire
cod
e, an
d the
pro-
pe
rty
stand
ards
by
-law,
Th
e ow
ner/o
pera
tor
ia re
quire
d to
pos
t d-
65 li
cens
e ins
ide
the m
ain e
ntran
ce
of the
pre
mise
s. Th
e lic
ence
wi
ll ind
icate
the
max
- im
um
numb
er
of lod
gers
perm
itted.
It is
evid
ence
to
you
that
the o
wner
ha
s co
mplie
d wi
th
the r
eleva
nt by
-laws
. Yo
u sh
ould
also
cons
ider
conta
cting
the
Wate
rloo
City
Hall
to co
nfirm
tha
t the
lice
nce
is in
good
sta
nding
an
d tha
t it
has
not
been
rev
oked
.
A, w
hole
w
orld
of
fla
vors
ju
st
mov
ed
into
-.
your
co
rner
of
the
wor
ld.
rinal
n &
Chee
se
~nee
se
“‘--te
rn
I I
snot
valid
in
comb
inatio
ns
with
an
y 1
8 other
off
er.
Good
,S
chlot
zsky
’s.
only
at# I
I 14
0 Un
ivers
ity
Ave.
W.
I W
ater
loo
:
I 29
King
St
, E.
I I I
Kitch
ener
1
I I Of
fer
expir
es:
May
16
191
I ,
1 Sa
ndwi
ches
l So
ups
9 Sala
ds
fl
Res
ults
of
the
Stud
ent
Life
Cen
tre
Surv
ey
Wow
ar
e th
e R
ESU
LTS
OF
THE
STU
DEN
T LW
E SU
RVE
Y w
hich
was
con
duct
ed
imm
edia
tely
af
ter
the
Nov
embe
r 21
/22
Ref
eren
dum
. Th
anks
to e
very
one
who
too
k th
e tim
e an
d ef
fort
to p
artic
ipat
e in
the
surv
ey a
nd m
ake
thei
r op
inio
ns o
f th
e pr
opos
al k
now
n to
the
stu
dent
lead
ers
of th
e Fe
dera
tion
of S
tude
nts.
A m
ore
com
preh
ensi
ve s
tudy
of
the
se re
sults
, as w
ell
as t
he h
isto
ry a
nd f
utur
e of
the
rece
nt S
tude
nt L
ife C
entre
pro
posa
l will
be
avai
labl
e fo
r yo
u to
vi
ew a
t you
r res
pect
ive
Soci
ety o
ffice
s, th
e Vi
llage
One
and
Tw
o m
ain
offic
es, t
he C
hurc
h C
olle
ge S
tude
nt C
ounc
il O
ffice
s,
the
Athl
etic
s D
epar
tmen
t, ea
ch F
acul
ty D
eans
’ offi
ce, t
he D
ean
of S
tude
nts
offic
e, th
e Im
prin
t an
d th
e Fe
d O
ffice
. Pl
ease
st
udy
the
resu
lts a
t you
r lei
sure
and
dire
ct a
ny c
omm
ents
to
the
Fede
ratio
n Pr
esid
ent
at th
e Fe
d O
ffice
, C
r3 2
35.
Than
k Yo
u, a
gain
. TA
RG
ET
MAR
KEl?
AL
L U
W S
tude
nts
AREA
S OF
IX
ZIXI
B~N
All
floor
s/ho
uses
in
Vill
age
resi
denc
es, a
ll So
ciet
y of
fices
and
cou
ncils
, the
Fed
of
fice,
the
Fed
erat
ion
Stud
ents
’ Cou
ncil,
the
Tur
nkey
Des
k, N
ovem
ber
30th
lW
0 is
sue
of I
MPR
INT,
Ja
nuar
y 4t
h,
1991
issu
e of
IM
PRIN
T,
WIC
/MIC
/CR
AC
Cou
ncils
and
the
Ath
letic
s D
epar
tmen
t. TC
ITAL
#
OF S
URVE
YS
DIST
RIB-
12
,ooO
SU
RVEY
S IR
ETUR
NED:
82
2
NO
No~e
nt
1,
Hav
e yo
u ev
er p
artic
ipat
ed i
n a
cam
pus
recr
eatio
n pr
ogra
m?
616
(75%
) 19
7 (2
4%)
,9 (1
%)
2 H
ave
you
ever
bee
n a
mem
ber
of a
reco
gniz
ed c
ampu
s or
gani
zatio
n?
2 (1
%)
4!n
(60%
) 32
0 (3
9%)
3,
Are
you
or h
ave
you
ever
bee
n a
vars
ity a
thle
te?
140
(17%
) 67
4 (8
2%)
8 (1
%)
4.
Hav
e yo
u ev
er u
sed
UW
Ath
letic
Fac
ilitie
s ou
tsid
e of
a c
ampu
s re
crea
tiona
l or
var
sity
pro
gram
? 60
0 (7
3%)
214
(26%
) 8
(1%
)
5.
Hav
e yo
u be
en t
o ot
her
Can
adia
n U
nive
rsiti
es a
nd s
een
thei
r St
uden
t Li
fe
Faci
litie
s?
. 51
8 (6
3%)
2%
(36%
) ,8
(1%
)
6.
Wer
e yo
u im
pres
sed
with
the
m?
7.
Do
you
thin
k th
at U
W h
as a
dequ
ate
recr
eatio
nal
spac
e fo
r its
cam
pus
recr
eatio
n pr
ogra
ms?
8.
Do’
you
thin
k th
at W
V h
as a
dequ
ate
loun
ge a
nd m
eetin
g sp
ace?
9.
Do
you
thin
k th
at U
W h
as a
dequ
ate
athl
etic
fac
ilitie
s?
10.
Do
you
thin
k th
at U
W h
as a
dequ
ate
club
s sp
ace?
321(
39%
) 20
5 (2
5%)
296
(36%
)
263
(32%
) 50
1(61
%)
s (7
%)
271(
33%
) 49
3 (6
0%)
58 (
7%)
271(
33%
) gg
(6
0%)
58 (
7%)
x79
(33%
) 46
0 (6
0%)
83 (
10%
)
11.
Do
you
thin
k th
at U
W h
as a
dequ
ate
acad
emic
spa
ce?
a3
(4%
) 37
8 (4
%)
41fs
%)
12.
Did
you
vot
e in
The
Stu
dent
Life
Cen
tre R
efer
endu
m
on N
ovem
ber
21st
an
d 22
nd?
534(
65%
) 27
9 (3
4%)
2 (1
%)
13.
List
ed b
elow
are
the
cont
ents
of
the
prop
osed
Stu
dent
Life
Cen
tre.
Plea
se
rank
the
m i
n or
der
of im
porta
nce
to y
ou.
- 6
lane
200
m in
door
tra
ck
- 30
00 s
eat v
iew
ing
galle
ry o
verlo
okin
g tra
ck
- 3
mul
ti-pu
rpos
e re
crea
tiona
l co
urts
with
in t
rack
1
- an
inju
ry c
linic
for
all s
tude
nts
2 -
So00
sq. f
t. of
add
ition
al r
etai
l sp
ace
8 No
Co
mm
ent
98 (
12%
) -
3 m
eetin
g ro
oms
tie
4*
- 3
activ
ity ro
oms
3 -
2 in
tern
atio
nal
size
squ
ash
cour
ts
7 -
a 35
00 s
q. ft
. lo
unge
are
a 4*
tie
-
addi
tiona
l m
en &
wom
en’s
cha
nge
faci
litie
s 6
14.
Plea
se lis
t an
y ad
ditio
nal
cont
ents
tha
t yo
u fe
el s
houl
d ha
ve b
een
incl
uded
-in
the
Prop
osal
?
Top
thre
e ad
dition
al cm
tent
s itf
e as
follo
ws:
1. O
lym
pic
size
swim
min
g po
ol -
lU7
resp
mse
s (1
3%)
2.
Mor
e C
lub/
mee
ting
spac
e -
65 re
spon
ses
(8%
) 3.
M
ore
wei
ght
room
s/be
tter
equi
pmen
t -
16 re
spon
ses
(2%
) N
O C
OM
MEN
T-
- 27
1(33
%]
115.
Plea
se m
ake
any
com
men
ts t
hat
you
feel
mig
ht b
e pe
rtine
nt t
o th
is fe
edba
ck p
roce
ss (D
on’t
be s
hy!!)
.
A.
Pro&
1.
2.
3.
3.
4.
5.
6.
B,
Ca
nm-
1.
2.
3.
3.
C.
Alte
rnat
ives
1.
2. 3
D. h
&ce&
u~eo
us
1:
2.
Nee
ded
mor
e st
uden
t in
put
- 58
resp
olls
es (7
%)
Too
muc
h em
phas
is o
n at
hlet
ics
- 25
resp
onse
s (3%
) Pr
opos
al/re
fere
ndum
w
as a
was
te o
f tim
e an
d m
oney
- 2
1 re
spon
ses (
25%
) Ac
adem
ic n
eeds
take
prio
rity
over
recr
eatio
nal
need
s -
21 re
spo~
(2
5%)
Sche
me
them
e w
as v
ery
conf
usin
g -
16 re
spo=
(2
%)
Bad
timin
g -
12 re
qxm
ses
(15%
) C
anno
t af
ford
it
- 10
nqm
nses
(1
2%)
Not
eno
ugh
info
rmat
ion
- 65
resp
om
(8%
) N
eede
d lo
nger
cam
paig
n pe
riod
- 25
resp
onse
s (3%
) N
eed
a ne
utra
l in
form
ativ
e ca
mpa
ign
- 21
resp
omxs
(2
.5%
) N
ot i
mpr
esse
d w
ith “
yes”
side
- 21
resp
onse
s (2
5%)
Fix
up/e
xpan
d C
C -
21
resp
n (2
5%)
Do
noth
ing
- 13
fesp
01ls
es (1
.6%
) Sp
end
time
and
mon
ey o
n sa
fety
issu
es -
5 re
spon
ses
(.a%
) No
t go
ing
to be
he
re.
so
why
pay
- 18
res
pons
es
(22%
) Th
ank
you
for
havi
ng re
fere
ndum
-
l3 r
esti-
(1
.6%
) NO
CO
MM
ENT
- 27
1 R
ESPO
NSE
S (3
3%J
---- _
------
------
---
El
- U
W S
tude
nt N
eeds
Ass
essm
ent S
urve
v Th
e pu
rpos
e of
thi
s su
rvey
is to
fin
d ou
t w
hat
UW
st
uden
t ne
eds
are
with
res
pect
to a
cade
mic
s, re
crea
tion
and
leis
ure
on c
ampu
s. T
his
surv
ey w
ill g
athe
r pe
rtine
nt d
ata
in o
rder
tha
t a
form
al p
ropo
sal(s
) fo
r a
stud
ent
life
initi
ativ
e ca
n be
m
ade
to a
ddre
ss yo
ur e
xpre
ssed
nee
ds.
Plea
se c
ompl
ete
and
retu
rn t
his
surv
ey A
SA.P
. to
the
Fed
Ofic
e (C
&235
) or
vi
a on
cam
pus
mai
l. .
1.
‘Fac
ulty
2.
Year
/Ter
m
3.
Do
you
supp
ort
stud
ent
invo
lvem
ent
with
the
pla
nnin
g pr
oces
s of
a st
uden
t lif
e in
itiat
ive?
Y
ES
N
CI ,
-.
4.
The
follo
win
g ar
e a
list
of a
dditi
onal
res
ourc
es w
hich
stu
dent
s ha
ve p
revi
ousl
y in
dica
ted
as re
quire
d to
im
prov
e st
uden
t lif
e at
UW
. Pl
ease
indi
cate
whi
ch it
ems
you
wou
ld li
ke t
o ha
ve im
prov
ed o
n ca
mpu
s.
ALSO
ple
ase
rank
yo
ur c
hoic
es in
ord
er o
f im
porta
nce.
A
ACAD
EMIC
- -
addi
tiona
l cl
assr
oom
spa
ce
- ad
ditio
nal/u
pdat
ed
lab
equi
pmen
t -
addi
tiona
l la
b sp
ace
- sm
alle
r cl
ass s
izes
-
mor
e pr
ofes
sors
in y
our f
acul
ty
- ad
ditio
nal
stud
y sp
ace
L up
date
d lib
rary
res
ourc
es
- ad
ditio
nal
libra
ry r
esou
rces
NO
- R
ANK
l Ad
ditio
nal
item
s or
com
men
ts t
o he
lp u
s as
sess
your
aca
dem
ic n
eeds
.
l H
ow m
uch
Ftna
ncia
l resp
onsi
bilit
y sh
ould
a s
t.ude
nt a
ssum
e in
ord
er t
o ad
dres
s hi
s/he
r ac
adem
ic n
eeds
? AL
L N
ON
E >
50%
60
%
B.
RYE
XREW
TIO
NAL
NEE
DS
YE
S
NO
- R
ANK
- ad
ditio
nal
mee
ting
room
s -
addi
tiona
l cl
ubs
spac
e -
addi
tiona
l ac
tivity
room
s -
addi
tiona
l m
ulti-
purp
ose
recr
eatio
nal
cour
ts
- an
othe
r w
eigh
t ro
om
- an
Oly
mpi
c siz
e po
ol
- a
divi
ng w
ell
- ad
ditio
nal
squa
sh c
ourts
-
racq
uet
ball
cour
ts
.-
* Ad
ditio
nal
item
s or
com
men
ts t
o he
lp u
s as
sess
your
cam
pus
recr
eatio
nal
need
s.
l H
ow m
uch
finan
cial
res
pons
ibilit
y sh
ould
a s
tude
nt a
ssum
e in
orde
r to
add
ress
his
/her
cam
pus
recr
eatio
nal
need
s?
NONE
do
%
I 40
%
C.
L;EI
SuR
E N
EED
S Y
ES
N
O
- RAN
K =
addi
tiona
l lo
unge
spa
ce
- an
othe
r ca
mpu
s pu
b *
- a
cine
ma
- a
drug
stor
e -
a gr
ocer
y st
ore
- a
laun
drom
at
- a
dry
clea
ners
-
a po
ol h
all
l Ad
ditio
nal
item
s or
com
men
ts t
o he
lp u
s as
sess
your
cam
pus
leis
ure
need
s.
0 H
ow m
uch
fman
cial
res
pons
ibilit
y sh
ould
a s
tude
nt a
ssum
e in
ord
er t
o ad
dres
s hi
s/he
r ca
mpu
s le
isur
e ne
eds?
AL
L N
ON
E aI
%
40%
5.
Of
the
thre
e ar
eas
of s
tude
nt li
fe o
utlin
ed i
n th
is s
urve
y, w
hich
one
do
you
cons
ider
a to
p pr
iorit
y in
add
ress
ing
your
ex
istin
g ne
eds.
AC
XDm
C
REC
REA
TIO
N
LEIS
UR
E
Than
k yo
u fo
r ta
king
the
tim
e to
com
plet
e th
is s
urve
y. T
he r
esul
ts w
ill b
e m
ade
avai
labl
e to
you
thr
ough
the
Im
prin
t an
d yo
ur s
ocie
ty o
ffice
by
the
mid
dle
of n
ext t
erm
. Th
is s
urve
y ha
s be
en a
ppro
ved
by th
e O
ffke
of H
uman
R
csC
arch
.
PLEA
SE
RET
UR
N
TO T
HE
FED
OFF
ICE
(CC
R
OO
M 2
35)
A.S.
A.P.
I
-TH
E FE
D P
AGE
THE F
EDER
ATIO
N
OF S
TUD
ENTS
N
EED
S YOU
!
FED
ERAT
ION
EX
ECU
TIVE
- C
hair fo
r Wom
en’s
is
sues
Boar
d. 7 - 1
0 hou
rs pe
r w
eek.
May
to A
ugus
t. $ZD
D.D
O
to $2
30.0
0 per m
onth
.
PUBL
IC
ISSU
ES
BOAR
D
- Bac
chus
, Envi
ronm
enta
l, Ev
ents
, Aids
, Cul
ts
BOAR
D OF
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RN
AL
LIAI
SON
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lubs
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ietie
s, Com
pute
r Info
rmat
ion,
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esid
ence
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hlet
ic
WO
MEN
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ES
BOAR
D
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ety,
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ts 1
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ARD
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F AC
ADEM
IC
AFFA
IRS - P
ublic
atio
n Sena
te, Cow
se Ev
alua
tions
C
REA
TIVE
A
RTS
BO
ARD
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rodu
ctio
n,
Publ
icat
ion,
Pu
blic
ity
BOAR
D
OF E
NTE
RTA
INM
ENT
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vel
BOAR
d OF C
OM
MU
NIC
ATIO
NS
- Med
ia, Vi
deo
A cu
tmhi
onor
wor
ks un
der th
e cha
irper
son an
d if th
ey co
ntrib
ute an
ythi
i dlrr
ing tb
mon
th
thy
am in
OfrI
m, th
en th
ey w
in rm
iue
$30.
00 fo
r thi
i ef
forts
. k’s
a gr
eat w
ay to
got
in
uokl9
ad It
’s a N
tWt w
ay to
mW
IMIW
peqI
l9.
If in
to
in an
y of th
ase p
sitiin
s, pk
se c
onre
up to
UN F
Efl of
fice,
CC 23
5 and
ask fo
r lk
a or
John
.
Fede
ratio
n of
Stu
dent
s IW
dS
Shin
eram
a Ex
ecut
ives
The
follo
win
g po
sitio
ns a
re a
vaila
ble:
l Fi
nanc
e/Sp
onso
rshi
p l
Ope
ratio
ns ’
l O
n-ca
mpu
s pr
omot
ion
Any
inte
rest
ed
stud
ents
ca
n fil
l ou
t an
app
licat
ion
in t
he
Fed
Offi
ce
(CC
23
5) b
y M
ay
10,1
99l.
. Ca
ll Do
rina
at 8
88-4
042,
x6
329
for
job
desc
riptio
ns.
FED
BU
S
will
be
leav
ing
Frid
ays
at 4
:30
and
retu
rnin
g at
910
0 on
Sun
days
st
artin
g M
ay
10.
The
last
bus
-of
the
te
rm
will
be
Ju
ly
31,
1991
.
r KI
TCH
ENER
R
ANSI
T P
AS
SE
ONL
Y $1
16.0
0 ($
20.0
0 su
bsid
y fro
m C
ity o
fKitc
hene
r an
d C
ity o
f W
ater
loo)
On
Sale
in th
e Fe
d O
ffice
fro
m:
Frid
ay,
May
3 to
Fr
iday
, M
ay lo
,199
1
Tran
sit
Phot
o I.D
. ca
rds
a be
obt
aine
d fro
m
the
at&e
ner
Tran
sit
Dep
ot.
This
Serv
ice i
s br
ough
t to
you
by:
The
Fede
ratio
n of
8tu
dent
.s El
i
Sum
mer
sch
ool a
t the
Bom
bshe
lter..
.
F+f4
ilcom
e back
!! It’
s tru
e w
hat y
ou ‘v
e bea
rd...
U
nder
age!
?! T
urn
“19”
at t
he B
ombe
r an
d re
ceiv
e a
free
(lim
ited
editi
on)
“Par
ty L
egal
” T-s
hirt.
If
it’s
your
birt
hday
...do
n’t
forg
et to
“ge
t mug
ged”
at
the
‘She
lter -
Anot
her
Wut
erlo
o tra
ditio
n...
Your
fav
ourit
e lib
atio
ns...
com
e in
all
size
s l
alw
ays
fresh
and
inex
pens
ive Q
OU
know
) 7?
ze
fun
cont
inue
s dai
ly -
real
food
(Bo
mb-
B-Q
‘s)t p
ool,
shuf
lebo
ard,
dat
is, v
ideo
s, du
ily m
ovie
s (yo
ur c
hoic
e),
pee
popc
orn,
etc
...
Thur
sday
, M
ay
9th
- D
un ‘t
stea
l it-
keep
it!
! G
LASS
WAR
E G
IVEA
WAY
-
Enjo
y th
is
ever
y Th
ufsd
ay n
ight
“So
met
hing
spe
cial
will
hap
pen
to
you”
Hi’s
bac
k!!!
r 1
“Mic
hael
So
met
hing
”
Wed
nesd
ay af
tern
oon
- May
8t
h
,
Wtz
tch o
ut!! I
t’s g
oing
; to
Lom
e vr
sst
A
L Su
nday
& M
onda
y -
Clo
sed
Tues
day-
11
:3O
a.m
.- 2:
OO
p.m
. W
edne
sday
to
Satu
rday
- 1
1:30
a.m
. - 1
:OO
'a.m
.
Sci
ence
, Tec
hnol
ogy,
an
d th
e En
viro
nmen
t
Elm
asrv
lead
s 20-
mem
ber
team
tow
ard
gual
s
BNR
, N
SER
C
rene
w r
esea
rch
chai
r in
mic
roch
i,pE
from
UW
News
Bu
reau
The
Unive
rsity
of W
aterlo
o, Be
ll-Nor
thern
Re
searc
h (B
NR),
and
the
Natur
al Sc
ience
s an
d En
ginee
ring
Rese
arch
Co
uncil
(N
SERC
) ha
ve
anno
unce
d a
five-y
ear
rene
wal
of t
he
BNR-
NSER
C Ind
ustri
al Re
searc
h Ch
air
in Ve
ry La
rge
Scale
Inte
grati
on
(VLS
I) De
sign.
This
will
top u
p the
fun
ding
for t
he c
hair
to $1
.5 mi
llion
for t
he l
o-ye
ar
perio
d en
ding
in 19
96.
Total
fun
ding
for t
he c
hairh
older
, Pr
of. M
.I.
(Abe
) El
masry
of
the
Dep
artm
ent
of El
ectri
cal
and
Comp
uter
Engin
eerin
g,
includ
es
a nu
m-
ber
of so
urces
in
addit
ion
to BN
R an
d NS
ERC.
It
exce
eds
$500
,000
an
nuall
y an
d su
pport
s his
20
-mem
ber
resea
rch
team
. Th
e te
am i
s ex
plorin
g ne
w tec
hniqu
es
for
desig
ning
adva
nced
mi
croch
ips
- re
ferre
d to
as
VLSI
be
caus
e of
the
high
dens
ity
of int
egra
ted
circu
its
foun
d on
eac
h ch
ip -
used
in
telec
ommu
nicati
ons,
comp
uting
, an
d oth
er
techn
ology
-inten
sive
indus
tries.
“Our
goal
is to
make
po
ssibl
e ev
er mo
re
comp
lex
desig
ns,
with
up
to
on
e mi
llion
devic
es
on a
sing
le ch
ip,
while
re
ducin
g the
tim
e it
takes
to
desig
n a
chip,
” ex
plaine
d El
masry
, the
fo
undin
g dir
ector
of
th
e 60
-
memb
er
VLSI
res
earch
gr
oup
at W
ater
loo.
“A
s we
ll, we
are
look
ing
at wa
ys
to re
duce
the
po
wer
cons
umpti
on
of the
chip
s, so
they
ca
n be
use
d in
light
weigh
t po
rtable
pro
ducts
su
ch
as h
and-
held
cellu
lar
telep
hone
s.”
Elma
sry
has
publi
shed
mo
re
than
175
pape
rs an
d thr
ee
book
s, an
d mo
re
than
30
maste
rs an
d do
ctora
l de
gree
stu
dents
ha
ve
grad
uated
un
der
his
supe
rvisio
n. A
Fello
w of
the
Inte
rnat
ional
Institu
te of
Elec
trica
l an
d Co
mpute
r En
ginee
ring,
he
joi
ned
UW
in 19
74.
He r
eceiv
ed
his B
Sc fr
om
Cairo
Un
iver-
sity
and
MASc
an
d Ph
D fro
m ‘th
e Un
iversi
ty of
Ottaw
a, an
d wo
rked
for B
NR b
efore
joi
ning
uw. In
addit
ion
to its
fund
ing,
BNR
is pr
ovidi
ng
facilit
ies
for
grad
uate
stude
nts
who
wish
to
inter
n wi
th
the
comp
any.
“We
have
de
velop
ed
an e
xcell
ent
relat
ionsh
ip wi
th
Dr.
Elma
s@,
and
we
are
very
inter
esied
in
the
work
h-is
grou
p is
doing
&a
dvan
ced
circu
its,”
said
Dr.
Ian M
cWalt
er,
direc
tor
of se
mico
n-
ducto
r de
sign
at BN
R “B
ecau
se
we
desig
n ma
ny
of ou
r ow
n ch
ips,
new,
techn
iques
tha
t ca
n ma
ke
poss
ible
more
co
mplex
de
signs
, or
redu
ce
desig
n tim
e off
er
signif
icant
adva
n-
tages
.*’
The
parti
cipati
on
of NS
ERC
in fu
nding
thi
s po
sition
re
flects
its
com
mitm
ent
to fqs
tering
lin
ks
betw
een
unive
rsitie
s an
d ind
ustry
. “T
he
supp
ort
of wo
rld-cl
ass
resea
rch
in un
iver-
sities
rep
resen
ts an
inv
estm
ent
in the
futu
re,
helpi
ng
youn
g Ca
nadia
ns
achie
ve
the
exce
llenc
e an
d lea
dersh
ip ne
eded
to
comp
ete
in the
glob
al inf
orma
tion
econ
omy,“
said
Leo
Derik
x, dir
ector
ge
nera
l, Ta
rget
Rese
arch
at NS
ERC.
‘Th
e ch
air
was
one
of the
firs
t aw
arde
d by
NSER
C un
der
its
Unive
rsity-
Indus
try
Rese
arch
Chair
s Pr
ogra
m,“sa
id Ar
thur
Carty
, UW
’s De
an o
f Res
earch
. “W
e ar
e ve
ry ple
ased
ind
eed
that
Bell-N
orthe
rn
and
NSER
C ha
ve
agre
ed
to c
ontin
ue
fund
ing
for a
furth
er
five-
ye
ar
perio
d,”
he s
aid.
Seve
ral
of the
VLS
I gr
adua
tes
have
gon
e on
to
care
ers
in tel
ecom
munic
ation
s an
d ele
c- tro
nics
comp
anies
, inc
luding
Be
ll-Nor
thern
, an
d “th
ere
have
be
en
grea
tly
incre
ased
op
portu
nities
for
tec
hnolo
gy
trans
fer,”
Carty
sa
id. “
Over
all,
this
is an
exc
ellen
t ex
ample
of
what
a
co-o
pera
tive
partn
ersh
ip inv
olving
a
top r
esea
rcher
worki
ng
in a f
ronti
er
area
with
a
high
techn
ology
co
mpan
y ca
n ac
hieve
.” BN
R is
a wo
rld
leade
r in
the d
esign
an
d de
velop
ment
of ad
vanc
ed
telec
om-
munic
ation
s sy
stems
. Th
e co
mpan
y, wh
ich
oper
ates
labor
atorie
s in
Cana
da,
the U
nited
St
ates
, an
d the
Unit
ed
King
dom,
is
owne
d 70
pe
r ce
nt
by N
orthe
rn
Telec
om
and
30 p
er c
ent
by B
ell
Cana
da.
The
Natio
nal
Scien
ces
and
Engin
eerin
g Re
searc
h Co
uncil
is
Cana
da’s
large
st res
earch
gr
antin
g ag
ency
. Th
is ye
ar,
the
feder
al co
uncil
wi
ll inv
est
mor
e tha
n $4
00 m
illion
in
adva
n-
ced
rese
arch
, tra
in ne
w sc
ientis
ts an
d en
ginee
rs,
and
colla
bora
te be
twee
n the
ac
adem
ic an
d ind
ustri
al se
ctors
.
Res
earc
h int
o re
petit
ive t
asks
glea
ns re
sults
Ergo
nom
ics
seek
s to
hum
aniz
e w
orkp
lace
fro
m
UW
News
Bu
reau
c Ma
ny
worke
rs ha
ve
the f
eelin
g the
ir job
s ma
ke
&em
cogs
in
the w
heel
of a
giant
pro
- du
ction
ma
chine
. At
the
end
of
the d
ay,
they
are
tired
an
d wo
rn
out,
and
often
com
plain
abou
t co
nstan
t ac
hes
and
pains
. Th
ey
feel
drive
n by
the
rate
of
the
prod
uctio
n lin
e,
the
blink
ing
of the
co
mpute
r cu
rsor,
or the
dic
tates
of
a ma
chine
. Th
ere’s
no
qu
estio
n tha
t re
petiti
ve,
mon-
oto
nous
wo
rk -
no m
atter
ho
w sim
ple
- ca
n be
a re
al pa
in for
work
ers.
It’s
a gr
owing
co
ncern
as
we
ll for
em
ploye
rs.
Entir
e pr
oduc
tion
lines
an
d bu
sines
ses
can
be id
led i
f emp
loyee
s ex
ercise
the
ir rig
hts
to re
fuse
wo
rk be
caus
e of
a rea
l or
perc
eived
sa
fety
conc
ern.
“W
orkers
ca
n’t j
ust
be t
he c
og -
in a m
achin
e -
the h
uman
sy
stem
does
n’t
work
well
as a
co
g,”
says
Ri
char
d W
ells,
art
asso
ciate
pro-
fesso
r of
kines
iolog
y at
the
Unive
rsity
of W
aterlo
o. He
and
his
colle
ague
s ha
ve b
een
involv
ed
in nu
mero
us
studie
s de
signe
d to
help
ma
ke
the w
orkp
lace
both
comf
ortab
le an
d sa
fe for
pe
ople
perfo
rming
the
ir job
s. Th
is ca
n ra
nge
from
desig
ning
effici
ent
and
adjus
table
cle
ri-
cal w
ork
statio
ns
to en
ginee
ring
an a
ssem
bly-
line
task
to mi
nimize
the
risk
of
injur
y fro
m loa
ds
that
must
be l
ifted
or
jobs
involv
ing
repe
titive
mo
tions
. Fi
tting
th
e job
to
the w
orker
- wh
ether
in
the
office
or
in an
ind
ustri
al se
tting
- is
depe
nden
t up
on
the e
mploy
ee’s
inter
actio
n wi
th
the s
urro
undin
g en
viron
ment.
UW
’s lcm
esiol
ogy
depa
rtmen
t {in
the
Fa
culty
of
Appli
ed
Healt
h Sc
ience
s) ha
s 21
f&
time
facult
y de
alin
g wi
th
the
scien
ce
of hu
man
move
ment
appli
ed
to he
alth
and
per-
forma
nce
in wo
rk an
d lei
sure
. Ide
n-
tifyinp
nalyz
ing
desc
ribing
, an
d ex
plaini
ng
hum
an
perfo
rman
ce
is the
foc
us
of the
de
partm
ent’s
res
earch
an
d te
achi
ng
activ
ities.
Exam
ples
of the
type
of r
esea
rch
cond
ucted
inc
lude
repe
titive
-stra
in an
d low
-bac
k inj
uries
; pr
even
tion
of ce
rvica
l-spin
e inj
ury
in ice
ho
ckey
; ad
here
nce
to ae
robic
ex
ercise
pr
ogra
ms;
ergo
nomi
cs;
musc
le fa
tigue
me
chan
isms;
balan
ce
and
stabil
ity
of the
elder
ly;
and
neur
ologic
al co
ntrol
of
huma
n mo
tion.
W
ork
is a
pain
in the
nec
k -
or sh
oulde
rs,
arms,
hand
s, an
d ba
ck -
for
man
y pe
ople
and
in re
cent
years
, co
mpan
ies
have
star
ted
to li+
ten
mor
e to
their
comp
laints
. Su
ch
chro
nic
injur
ies
are
hard
er
to c
ure b
ecau
se
the l
onge
r it
takes
to
get a
prob
lem,
the lo
nger
it s
eem
s to
take
to go
awa
y, W
ells
says
. “In
the
19
3Os,
peop
le wo
uld
eithe
r co
n- tin
ue
to wo
rk in
pain
beca
use
they
felt
that
it wa
s ‘pa
rt of
the j
ob,’
or jus
t the
ir ar
thritis
ac
t- ing
up,
or qu
it,”
Well
s sa
ys.
“But
these
day
s, wo
rkers
and
comp
anies
ar
e de
sper
ate
for
solut
ions.”
Al
so
drivi
ng
the
dema
nds
for
im-
prov
emen
ts ar
e re
cent
chan
ges
in leg
islat
ion
and
polic
ies
on
workp
lace
safe
ty en
ablin
g em
ploye
es
to re
fuse
to wo
rk at
a job
they
fe
el mi
ght
be h
azar
dous
to
their
he
alth,
an
d the
y ca
n als
o re
ceive
co
mpen
satio
n for
the
ir ail
ment
s, sa
ys P
rof.
Pat B
ishop
, wh
o ch
airs
the
depa
rtmen
t. ‘Th
e co
mpen
satio
n cla
ims
of i
ndus
try
are
enor
mou
s an
d ‘co
mpan
ies
are
lookin
g fo
r an
ything
to
redu
ce
injur
ies
and
make
wo
rkplac
es
safer
,” he
say
s. W
oik&s
wh
o re
main
injur
y-fre
e ar
e mo
re
prod
uctiv
e an
d sa
tisfie
d, sa
ys
Prof.
St
uart
McGi
ll, wh
o als
o do
es
cons
ulting
wo
rk in
ergo
nomi
cs
and
basic
res
earch
in
to
how
the
spine
work
s, so
that
metho
ds
can
be fo
und
to
prev
ent
lower
-bac
k inj
uries
. He
has
put
togeth
er
a com
puter
ized
spine
tha
t us
es
biolog
ical
signa
ls ob
taine
d dir
ectly
fro
m the
spin
es
of pe
ople
perfo
rming
the
ir us
ual
work
tas
ks,
such
as
bend
ing;
lifting
, an
d mo
ving.
It ca
n ev
alua
te
the
safat
W
ay t
o lift
ob
jects
- for
ex
ample
, wh
ether
slo
wly
or qu
ickly
or wi
th
the b
ack
straig
ht.
“With
the
ind
ustri
al re
volut
ion,
jobs
have
be
com
e so
sp
ecial
izFsd
,” M
cGill
says
. Pe
r- for
ming
the
sam
e re
petiti
ve
tasks
res
ults
in the
sam
e mu
scles
be
ing
used
alon
g wi
th
for-
ces
that
can
dama
ge
tissu
es,
which
do
no
t ha
ve
time
to h
eal.
His
resea
rch
proje
cts
have
inc
luded
tes
ting
abdo
mina
l be
lts
for
mine
rs,
lookin
g at
the
effec
ts of
vibra
tion
on t
he s
pine
for w
orkers
su
ch
as
dump
tru
ck
drive
rs an
d cr
ane
oper
ators,
an
d de
signin
g cli
mbing
ha
rness
es
and
pole
strap
s for
hy
dro
worke
rs.
As w
ell,
the U
W
resea
rchers
ar
e inv
olved
in
prep
aring
sc
ientifi
c ev
idenc
e-
for
legal
case
s inv
olving
wo
rkplac
e inj
uries
an
d cla
ims.
A wi
dely
note
d stu
dy
head
ed
by
Well
s lo
oked
at
th
e re
petit
ive-
stra
in
inju
ries
of su
perm
arke
t ca
shier
s, ma
ny
of wh
om
have
co
mplai
ned
of pa
in an
d dis
orders
in
the m
us-
cles
and
join
ts
of the
ba
ck,
legs,
and
uppe
r lim
bs.
It wa
s fo
und
the m
any
of the
pro
blems
ar
e re
lated
to
the p
hysic
al de
mand
s of
cons
tant
stand
ing
long-
arm
reach
es,
and
the
highly
repe
titive
ha
nd
and
uppe
r lim
b mo
veme
nts
requ
ired
when
ch
eckin
s we
ighing
, an
d pa
ck-
ing
groc
eries
, W
ells
says
. To
ma
ke
matte
rs wo
rse,
studie
s in
th
e Un
ited
State
s als
o fo
und
that
the w
idesp
read
us
e of
scan
nerS
for
re
ading
ba
r co
des
on
groce
ry ite
ms
has
furthe
r inc
reas
e the
risk
of
injur
y to
cas
hiers
. In
ma
ny
case
s, the
sca
nners
we
re
simply
“p
lunke
d int
o ex
isting
wo
rksta
tions
wi
thou
t an
y th
ough
giv
en
to the
imp
act
on p
eople
.” Th
is is
also
a ca
use
of ma
ny
prob
lems
in
office
s wh
ere
comp
uters
have
bee
n pla
ced
on
exist
ing
desk
s wi
th
no
thoug
ht giv
en
to ac
& uiring
pr
oper
wo
rkstat
ions
and
chair
s. roc
ery
store
scan
ners
, in
effec
t, ma
ke
a ma
nual
task
much
mo
re
inten
sive
and
mon-
oto
nous
, wi
th
the
worke
rs ha
ving
to re
peate
dly
use
a sm
aller
nu
mber
of
musc
les.
This
requ
ires
many
ex
treme
wr
ist
move
ments
an
d cre
ates
more
str
ess
trying
to
keep
ru
shing
th
e gr
ocer
ies
acros
s the
sca
n- ne
rs. “Eve
n lig
ht
work,
if
it’s m
onoto
nous
, ca
n lea
d to
prob
lems,”
W
ells
says
. “T
he
best
work
is va
ried
with
so
me
kind
of p
hysic
al de
mand
us
ing
differ
ent
musc
les
group
s.”
Amon
g the
sup
erma
rket
solut
ions
were
to
identi
fy the
haz
ards,
prov
ide
info
rmat
ion
to
assis
t in
desig
ning
and
modif
ying
works
tation
s, pr
oper
tra
ining
. an
d ea
rly
reco
gnitio
n an
d tre
atm
ent
of inj
uries
. Th
ere
is a g
rowi
ng
dema
nd
for e
rgon
omic
expe
rt+
by b
usine
ss
and
indus
try.
Num
erou
s UW
gr
adua
tes
and
co-op
stu
dent
s ha
ve
been
hi
red
as
ergo
nomi
sts
and
cons
ultan
ts for
bu
sines
ses
and
gove
rnme
nt ag
encie
s inc
lud-
ing
&fen
ce
and
Civil
Ins
titute
of En
viron
- m
enta
l Me
dicine
, Fa
lconb
ridge
Ni
ckel
Mine
s Ltd
., Fo
rd Mo
tor
Co.,
Mine
s Ac
ciden
t Pr
even
- tio
n As
socia
tion
of On
tario,
On
tario
Hydro
, On
tario
Minis
try
of La
bour
, an
d Sh
ell C
anad
a Ltd
. As
well,
UW
has
just
launc
hed
an
ergo
nom
ics
prog
ram
th
at
has
been
cr
eate
d wi
thin
th
e kin
esiol
ogy
depa
rtmen
t. Mc
Gill
is th
e co
-ord
inato
r of
th
is co
-ope
rativ
e ed
uca-
tio
n pr
ogra
m.
It is
inten
ded
to he
lp pr
epar
e gr
adua
tes
who
will
contr
ibute
to so
lving
wo
rkplac
e pr
oblem
s, pa
rticula
rly
in sa
fety
ergo
nomi
cs,
in
orde
r to
redu
ce
the
risk
of
injur
y an
d en
hanc
e hu
man
perfo
rman
ce.
Feat
tires
Boyc
ott
for
a Be
tter-T
hird
W
orld
y
Bren
t Do
berst
ein,
Clint
Ha
nson
, El
aine
lepsta
d, Si
ie
Schie
wer,
Ingrid
Va
n-
ersc
hot,
Wen
dy
Wyn
ia.
WIR
G Ec
o-De
struc
tion
Work
group
This
is Pa
rt 2
of a
ser
ies
of a
rticle
s de
alin
g rit
h th
e ef
fects
th
at t
he F
irst
Wor
ld ha
s on
the
nv
ironm
ent
of T
hird
W
orld
coun
tries
. Pa
rt 1
m i
n th
e No
vem
ber
9,19
9O
issue
of
Impr
int
nd p
rovid
ed
an o
verv
iew
of e
nviro
nmen
tal
robl
ems
pres
ently
fa
cing
Third
W
orld
coun
- ie
s.
i
In
Part
2, w
e fo
cus
on
Firs
t W
orld
com
- an
ies
that
are
cau
sing
serio
us
envir
onm
enta
l am
age
in T
hird
Wor
ld co
untri
es,
and
iden
- fy
the
prod
ucts
that
th
ese
com
pani
es
pro-
uc
e.
We
also
pr
ovid
e in
form
atio
n ab
out
ompa
nies
th
at h
ave
reco
gnize
d th
e pr
oble
m,
nd h
ave
take
n ste
ps
to c
ount
erac
t en
viron
- le
ntal
da
mag
e.
With
th
is in
form
atio
n,
you
wiI1
be
in a
pos
i- or
! of
con
sum
er
powe
r: th
e po
wer
to b
oyco
tt om
pani
es
with
out
socia
l co
nscie
nce,
an
d th
e lo
wer
to
supp
ort
com
pani
es
that
ar
e en
uine
ly try
ing
to m
ake
a di
ffere
nce.
W
e as
k la
t yo
u sa
ve t
he c
hart
prov
ided
wi
th
this
arti-
le
, and
us
e it
as a
refe
renc
e fo
r fu
ture
sh
op
ling
trips
, He
re
is a
brie
f de
scrip
tion
of th
e co
mpa
nies
ja
t ha
ve
been
id
entif
ied
as c
ausin
g en
viron
- le
ntal
da
mag
e to
Thir
d-W
orld
coun
tries
. In
ac
h ca
se,
publ
ic in
tere
st
grou
ps
or
envir
on-
lent
al
grou
ps
have
ca
lled
for
prod
uct
boyc
otts
of t
hese
co
mpa
nies
.
Nestl
e an
d Am
erica
n Ho
me
Prod
uc@
Both
Nes
tIe
and
Amer
ican
Hom
e Pr
oduc
ts #r
emot
e th
e us
e of
in
fant
fo
rmul
a in
Thi
rd
Wor
ld ho
spita
ls,
a co
ntra
vent
ion
of
Wor
ld Ie
akh
Orga
niza
tion
(WHO
) gu
idel
ines
. Th
is pr
actic
e ha
s re
sulte
d in
wi
desp
read
tse
of
form
& in
stea
d of
bre
ast
milk
. W
hen
nixe
d wi
th
unsa
fe
wate
r, th
e fo
rmul
a ca
n lo
ntai
n hi
gh
bact
eria
le
vels
mak
ing
its s
afe
Lse
impo
ssib
le.
The
chan
ces
of d
ying
from
lia
rrhoe
al
disea
ses
are
25 t
imes
hi
gher
fo
r or
mul
a-fe
d ba
bies
. In
add
ition
, bo
th
Nest
le
wl
Amer
ican
Hom
e Pr
oduc
ts ha
ve
been
:a
ught
pr
ovid
ing
free
sam
ples
of
for
mul
a in
Kr
d W
orld
hosp
itals.
W
hen
the
form
ula
is Ee
d fo
r en
ough
co
nsec
utive
da
ys,
the
noth
er’s
milk
dr
ies
up,
thus
lo
ckin
g m
othe
rs
nto
an e
xpen
sive
and
dang
erou
s cy
cle
of fo
r- nu
la
feed
ing.
Be
caus
e fo
rmul
a is
muc
h m
ore
expe
nsive
ha
n br
east
feed
ing,
po
or
pare
nts
ofte
n ov
er-
Mut
e fo
rmul
a ca
using
m
alno
urish
men
t in
he
chi
ldre
n.
n re
actio
n to
thi
s pr
oble
m,
a bo
ycot
t of
bot
h qe
stle
an
d Am
erica
n Ho
me
Prod
ucts
was
lalle
d in
198
2 by
the
Inf
ant
Form
ula
Coal
ition
IN
FACT
), Th
is bo
ycot
t wa
s su
bseq
uent
ly lif
- ed
whe
n bo
th
com
pani
es
claim
ed
to
have
stop
ped
thei
r pr
actic
e.
Howe
ver,
in
1988
th
e bo
ycot
t wa
s re
inst
ated
af
ter
a W
HO
fact
findi
ng
miss
ion
foun
d nu
mer
ous
viola
tions
by
bo
th
corn
? pa
rk.
The
late
st
boyc
ott
was
calle
d by
Ac
tion
for
Corp
orat
e Ac
coun
tabi
lity
IACT
ION)
, a
Min
neap
olis
base
d gr
oup
which
m
onito
rs
infa
nt
form
ula
prom
otio
n.
Both
com
pani
es
rece
ntly
anno
unce
d pl
ans
to
stop
thei
r pr
actic
es,
howe
ver,
only
afte
r “a
ll ot
her
com
pani
es”
stop
infa
nt
form
ula
prom
- ot
ions
as
wel
l.
Mits
Ubish
i
The
Mits
ubish
i Gr
oup
has
take
n a
lead
ing
role
in
the
log
ging
of
the f
ores
ts of
Mal
aysia
, th
e Ph
ilippi
nes,
In
done
sia,
Braz
il, an
d Ch
ile.
As a
resu
lt,
it is
direc
tly
impl
icate
d in
the
des
- tru
ctio
n of
the
irr
epla
ceab
le
ecos
yste
ms
that
ha
ve
evolv
ed
in t
hese
co
untri
es.
The
loss
of u
niqu
e pl
ant
and
anim
al
life,
in
crea
singl
y la
rge
flood
s an
d le
vels
of s
oil
ero-
sio
n,
and
the
destr
uctio
n of
the
ho
mes
an
d liv
elih
ood
of n
ative
fo
rest-
dwell
ers
are
all t
he
Alte
rnat
ive S
hopp
ing
Bein
g a
cons
cient
ious
cons
umer
do
es
not
end
with
th
e bo
ycot
t of
pr
oduc
ts.
It al
so
invoI
ves
supp
ortin
g co
mpa
nies
th
at
are
txy-
ing
to p
rovid
e a
mor
e re
spon
sible
al
tern
ative
. In
stea
d of
buy
ing
the
prod
ucts
that
hav
e be
en
targ
eted
fo
r a
boyc
ott,
why
not
buy
simila
r
P ro
ducts
fro
m
resp
onsib
le
prod
ucer
s?
The
ollo
wing
lis
t pr
ovide
s a
start
to y
our
chan
ge
in p
urch
asing
ha
bits
:
1) Br
idgeh
ead
- Br
idge
head
is
an a
ltern
ative
tra
ding
or
gani
zatio
n wh
ich
coop
erat
es
with
sm
all-s
cale
pr
oduc
ers
in T
hird
W
orld
coun
- tri
es
by p
ayin
g hi
gher
, m
ore
equi
tabl
e pr
ices.
It is
owne
d by
Cb
tfam
Ca
nada
, an
in
ter-
natio
nal
deve
lopm
ent
orga
niza
tion,
wh
ich
supp
orts
low
dolla
r, gr
assr
oot
orga
niza
tions
. Br
idge
head
is
pack
aged
at
its
lo
catio
ns
in
Toro
nto
and
Otta
wa.
A re
cent
ly em
ergi
ng
trend
wi
th
Brid
gehe
ad
is th
e pr
ovisi
on
of e
nviro
nmen
- ta
lly
frien
dly
prod
ucts
that
ar
e pr
oduc
ed
in
Third
W
orld
coun
tries
. Of
ten
the
gras
sroo
t co
oper
ative
s se
t Up
to
pr
ovid
e go
ods
for
Brid
gehe
ad
aIso
atte
mpt
to
inco
rpor
ate
socia
l an
d ed
ucat
iona
l pr
ogra
ms.
Brid
gehe
ad
offe
rs
coffe
e,
tea,
nut
s, an
d sp
ices,
as w
ell
as a
wid
e ra
nge
of a
fford
able
ha
ndicr
afts
from
de
velo
p in
g co
untri
es.
Brid
gehe
ad
prod
ucts
can
be
obta
ined
lo
cally
at
:
Ebyt
own F
wd c
w?p
28
0 Ph
ilip
St.,
Wate
rloo
Wate
rloo
Coop
erati
ve
Resid
ence
, A4
88
6-88
06
2) T
he
Body
Sh
op
- Th
e Bo
dy
Shop
is
an
exce
llent
ex
ampl
e of
ho
w a
com
pany
ca
n re
mai
n co
mpe
titive
wh
ile
selIi
ng
prod
ucts
that
are
env
ironm
enta
lly
beni
gn
and
carry
ing
out
prac
tices
th
at
atte
mpt
to
im
prov
e so
cial
and
envir
onm
enta
l co
nditio
ns.
The
Body
Sh
op
does
no
t us
e m
ate&
& fro
m
enda
nger
ed
spec
ies
or
thre
aten
ed
envir
on-
men
ts,
and
uses
on
ly in
gred
ient
s wh
ich
are
both
na
tura
l an
d no
t te
sted
on a
nim
als.
Eb
ytow
n fo
od c
o-op
is
a not
-for-p
rofit
re
tail
store
, m
eani
ng
that
ot
her
objec
tives
su
ch
as
This,
com
pany
is
also
inv
olve
d in
env
iron-
envir
onm
enta
l an
d so
cial
resp
onsib
ility
are
men
tal
initi
ative
s an
d ca
nvas
ses
for
the
sup-
stron
ger
then
pr
ofit
cons
ider
atio
ns.
The
store
po
rt of
suc
h or
gani
zatio
ns
as F
riend
s of
the
atte
mpt
s to
lim
it th
e en
viron
men
tal
dam
age
Earth
an
d th
e Ke
nya
Wild
life
Fund
. M
any
of
caus
ed
by t
heir
actio
ns
by s
tock
ing
min
imal
ly
the
ingr
edie
nts
in B
ody
Shop
pr
oduc
ts co
me
pack
aged
fo
ods,
bulk
food
s, an
d or
gani
caIly
fro
m
the
Third
W
orld
thus
su
ppor
ting
grow
n fre
sh
prod
uce.
It
also
su
ppor
ts ec
onom
ic de
velo
pmen
t in
poo
rer
regi
ons
of
boyc
otts
calle
d by
ot
her
orga
niza
tions
, th
e wo
rld;
the
price
s pa
id
for
each
ing
redi
ent
espe
cially
th
ose
conc
erne
d wi
th
socia
l do
no
t de
pend
on
th
e so
urce
co
untry
’s
just
ice.
econ
omic
statu
s. In
Ki
tche
ner,
they
ar
e .
loca
ted
at F
airv
iew
Park
(p
hone
87
3-48
41).
Full
Circl
e Na
tural
Food
s 34
6 Ki
ng
St W
, Kt
chen
er
744-
5331
Fu
ll Ci
rcle
Na
tura
l Fo
ods
is a
loca
l he
alth
fo
od
store
wh
ich
offe
rs
a se
lect
ion
of
orga
nidy
gr
own
prod
ucts,
Th
ey
deal
wj
th
loca
l sm
all
busin
esse
s as
muc
h as
pos
sibIe
.
Glob
al co
mmun
ity
centr
e 89
-91
King
St
reet,
W
aterlo
o 74
6-40
90
MCC
Shop
-
St J
acob
’s M
ill
Wate
rloo
Farm
ers
Mar
ket
Natur
al &o
d Ma
rket
92 L
odge
St
, W
aterlo
o 88
4-W
1
The
Natu
ral
Food
M
arke
t is
sin&r
to
Ful
l Ci
rcle
Na
tura
l Fo
ods
in t
hat
it of
fers
a
selec
- tio
n of
org
anica
lly
grow
n pr
oduc
e,
and
pre-
fe
rs
to d
eal
with
sm
all
loca
l bu
sines
ses.
direc
t re
sults
of
the
Mits
ubish
i Gr
oup’s
lo
g-
ging
ef
forts
. Th
e Ra
info
rest
Ac
tion
Grou
p ur
ges
a bo
ycot
t of
all
the
Mits
ubish
i Gr
oup
Com
pani
es
and
prod
ucts
in r
espo
nse
to t
hese
at
ions
, an
d ca
lls
for
lette
rs
of p
rote
st to
be
sent
to
the
fol
Iowi
ng
addr
ess:
Mits
ubish
i In
tern
atio
nal
520
Mad
ison
Ave.
Ne
w Yo
rk,
N.Y.
10
022.
The
Tuna
Bo
ycot
t
A bo
ycot
t of
tun
a ca
ught
in
drif
t ne
ts,
gill
nets,
and
pur
se
sein
e ne
ts is
curre
ntly
in e
ffect
as a
pro
test
of th
e m
assiv
e de
struc
tion
of n
on-
tuna
sp
ecies
. In
par
ticul
ar,
the
dolp
hin
has
been
id
en-
tifie
d as
bei
ng
parti
cula
rly
enda
nger
ed
since
m
any
fishe
rman
, of
ten
fishi
ng
in T
hird
W
orld
wate
rs,
purp
osef
ully
seek
ou
t do
lphi
ns
as
they
fe
ed
off
scho
ols
of t
una
The
resu
lt of
th
ese
fishi
ng
prac
tices
ha
s be
en
the
deat
hs
of
an
estim
ated
10
0,00
0 do
lphi
ns
each
ye
ar
at t
he
hand
s of
US
and
fore
ign
regis
tere
d bo
ats.
Cons
umer
s ca
n pr
otes
t th
ese
actio
ns
by
boyc
ottin
g al
l br
ands
of
tun
a th
at
cann
ot
be
certi
fied
as
“dol
phin
-saf
e”
(caug
ht by
m
etho
ds
that
do
no
t en
dang
er
dolp
hins
). Do
lphi
n-sa
fe
tuna
is
labe
lled
as
such
an
d in
clude
s bo
th
“Sta
r&”
and
“Chic
ken-
of-th
e-
Sea.”
How
ever
, St
arkis
t is
the
only
one
which
ca
rries
m
arsh
alIs
on b
oard
th
e fis
hing
sh
ips
to
ensu
re
dolp
hin-
safe
pr
actic
es.
This
boyc
ott
was
CalIe
d by
Ea
rth
Isla
nd
Inst
itute
of
Ca
liforn
ia,
and
is su
ppor
ted
by
Gree
npea
ce
and
othe
r en
viron
men
tal
grou
ps*
Boyc
ott8
ar
e su
cce8
8fuI
The
first
Nest
le
boyc
ott
of 1
981
was
so s
uc-
cess
ful
that
Ne
stle
se
t up
an
en
tire
publ
ic re
latio
ns
firm
in
Was
hing
ton
to fi
ght
it. O
ne o
f th
e sta
ff m
embe
rs
of t
he p
ublic
re
latio
ns
firm
cla
imed
th
at
empl
oyee
m
oral
e wa
s th
e fir
st ca
sualt
y of
a su
cces
sful
boyc
ott.
He t
old
of o
ne
Nest
le
exec
utive
re
turn
ing
hom
e to
hi
s 8-
ye
ar-o
ld da
ught
er’s
ques
tion,
“D
addy
, is
it re
ally
true
you
kill
babi
es?”
Th
e ro
ad
to
a su
cces
sful
boyc
ott
is in
crem
enta
l. Yo
u ca
n sta
rt by
sim
ply
refu
sing
to b
uy
a ce
rtain
pr
oduc
t, an
d th
en
grad
uate
to
su
ch
actio
ns
as t
alkin
g to
a
store
m
anag
er
abou
t sto
cking
al
tern
ative
s,
writi
ng
lette
rs
to
the
boyc
otte
d co
mpa
ny,
or a
ctive
ly pr
otes
ting
at o
ne
of t
he c
ompa
ny’s
bran
ch
offic
es.
The
word
wi
ll ge
t ou
t, th
e pr
oduc
ts th
at
dam
age
the
envir
onm
ent
of
Third
W
orld
coun
tries
wi
ll be
avo
ided
, an
d co
mpa
nies
wi
ll be
forc
ed
to s
top
thei
r da
mag
ing
prac
tices
an
d ad
opt
a m
ore
resp
onsib
le
attit
ude
or go
out
of
busin
ess.
Sum
mar
y of
pro
duct
s to
bo
ycot
t 1:
Nes
tle
Beec
hnut
Ca
rnat
ion
Cain
’s Ch
ase
and
Sanb
om
Coffe
e-M
ate
Cros
s an
d Bl
ackw
ell
Crys
tal
sprin
gs
Dr.
Balla
rd’s
Hill’s
Br
as.
Coffe
e Li
bby’s
M
agsi
MJB
Co
ffee
and
Tea
Nesc
afe
and
Neste
a Ne
stle
’s Ro
wntre
e St
ouffe
r’s
Taste
r’s
Choi
ce
Reas
on
for B
oyco
tt
Nest
le
Co.
is co
ntra
veni
ng
Wor
ld He
alth
Or
gani
zatio
n (W
HO)
guid
elin
es
by
pror
not-
ing
baby
-from
ula
in
Third
W
orld
hosp
itals.
Pa
rent
s wi
thou
t ac
cess
to
cle
an
wate
r m
ix un
sanit
ary
wate
r wi
th
the
expe
nsive
fo
rmul
a (o
ften
the
form
ula
is to
o di
lute
d to
be
nut-
ritiou
s)
with
th
e re
sultin
g pr
oble
ms
of:
1) m
alnu
tritio
n 2)
dia
rrhea
3)
dise
ase
4) d
efor
mitie
s an
d ha
ndica
ps
5) i
nfan
t de
ath
Reas
on
for
Boyc
ott
mad
e pr
otes
ting
illeg
al,
thus
su
ppor
ting
Mit-
Am
erica
n Ho
me
Prod
ucts
Co.
is th
e su
bish
i’s
bid
to
log
the
rainf
ores
t of
No
rth
seco
nd
maj
or
com
pany
(a
long
wi
th
Nestl
e’s)
Born
eo.
to b
e fo
und
activ
ely
prom
otin
g ba
by
form
ula
in T
hird
W
orld
coun
triqs
. Al
l of
the
ad
vers
e
Boyc
ott
Initia
tor:
Actio
n fo
r Co
rpor
ate
Acco
unta
bility
(M
in-
neap
olis)
2: Ar
m&an
Ho
me
produ
cts
Advil
An
acin
an
d An
acin
-3
Aero
wax
Chef
Bo
y-ar
dee
Prod
ucts
Com
poun
d-W
De
rmop
last
-
Drist
an
Easy
-off
Easy
-on
Spee
d St
arch
Jif
fy-Po
p Po
pcor
n Ne
et
hair
rem
over
Pa
m
Coo
king
Sp
ray
Prep
arat
ion-
H Sa
n&Fl
ush
3-In
-One
Oi
ls W
izard
Ai
r Fr
eshn
ers
Woo
lite
effe
c@ l
isted
fo
r Ne
stle
Co
. ap
ply
to A
mer
ican
Boyc
ott
Initia
tor:
Hom
e Pr
oduc
ts Co
. as
wel
l. Ra
info
rest
Ac
tion
Netw
ork
4: C
anne
d TU
M Bo
ycott
ini
tiato
r: A&
on
for
Corp
orat
e Ac
coun
tabi
lity
All
bran
ds
of c
anne
d tu
na
exa
~ St
arkis
t 3.
Mitsu
bishi
Chick
en
of t
he
tiea
all M
itsub
ishi
prod
ucts
Elec
troni
c Eq
uipm
ent
Ligh
t Ca
rs
and
Truc
ks
Pape
r Pr
oduc
ts
Reas
on
for
boyc
ott
Mits
ubis
hi
Co.
con
tinue
s to
108
and
des
troy
the
rainf
ores
t of
Bor
neo.
Re
peat
ed
prot
ests
by
num
erou
s en
viron
men
tal
grou
ps
arou
nd
the
world
ha
ve
met
wi
th
no
resp
onse
fro
m
the
com
pany
. Th
e M
alay
sian
gove
rnm
ent
reac
- te
d to
th
ese
prot
ests
by
crea
ting
laws
th
at
Reas
on
for b
oyco
ti Ex
cept
fo
r th
e tw
o br
ands
m
entio
ned,
al
l ot
her
com
pani
es
enga
ged
in t
he c
atch
of
tuna
re
gula
rly
ensn
are
dolp
hins
in
the
ir tu
na
nets.
Th
e an
nual
es
timat
ed
dolp
hin&
ill
by
tuna
bo
ats
num
bers
ov
er
100,
000.
Bo
th
Star
kist
and
Chick
en-o
f-the
-sea
re
cent
ly an
noun
ced
that
th
ey
will
no
lon
ger
purc
hase
tu
na
Cau
ght
by m
etho
ds
that
en
dang
er
dolp
hins
.
Boyc
ott
initia
tor:
Earth
Is
land
In
stitu
te
(San
Fra
nscis
co)
Feat
ures
Im
, Fr
iday,
May
3, 19
91
17
The
next
mai
or
even
t for
the
Boa
rd
is the
vis
ioning
an
d go
al pla
nning
re
tieat
to be
held
ov
er the
wee
kend
of
May
4-
5,199
1. Th
is pro
- ce
ss s
ets t
he s
tage
for
the e
vents
of
the u
pcom
- ing
yea
r. To
ens
ure
a wi
de v
ariety
of
inter
ests
were
co
nside
red,
subm
ission
s we
re
acce
pted
from
all a
ctive
me
mber
s. Hi
rings
for
per
ma-
nent
staff
posit
ions
will
be h
eld
in Ju
ne,
follo
wing
the
re
vision
of
job
desc
riptio
ns
deve
loped
fro
m the
Goa
l Pl
an.
The
rema
in-
der
of the
sum
mer
will
be s
pent
prep
aring
for
the
fall
act
ivitie
s an
d ev
ents.
Bo
ard
meeti
ngs
, ar
e cu
rrentl
y be
ing
held
week
ly on
Tue
sday
ev
ening
s in
DC
1331
star
ting
at 6:3
0 pm
.
varie
ty of
impo
rtant
issue
s. It
also
has
acce
ss
to no
n-go
v&me
nt an
d en
viron
menta
i or
ganiz
ation
s in
Cana
da
and
arou
nd
the
world
via
The
W
eb
comp
uter
netw
ork.
by
Robe
rt Li
ttle
Mem
ber
of
the
Boar
d of
A ne
w
Ilirec
tors
W
PIRG
The
Wate
rloo
Publ
ic Int
eres
t Re
searc
h Gr
oup
(WPI
RG)
has
a new
Boa
rd
of D
irecto
rs
and
is pu
rsuing
an
age
nda
desig
ned
to b
uild
upon
re
cent
acco
mplis
hmen
ts tow
ard
an
excit
ing
year.
’
The
stude
nt me
mber
s of
the n
ew b
oard
ar
e Da
vid
Rolls
(3r
d Yr
. M
athe
katic
s),
Anna
: W
aldvo
gel
(2B/
3A
Psyc
holog
y),
Ingrid
Va
n-
dersc
hot
(3A
Geog
raph
y),
Char
lene
Van-
ty
ghem
(2
nd
Yr.
Geog
raph
y),
Jack
ie M
ch4i
llan
(3rd
Yr.
ERS)
an
d Br
uce
Fletch
er
(Qua
lYr
Philo
soph
y).
Dan
cing
in
th
e lig
ht.
Hu
Mac
dmal
d Co
ordi
nato
r of
Vo
lunt
eers
W
PlRG
So n
ow
that
howl
ing
in the
dark
ness
ha
s los
t its
app
eal
to y
ou,
I wou
ld lik
e to
pres
ent
an o
ppor
tunity
to
you.
Let
us c
all it
dan
cing
in the
ligh
t. Th
e W
aterlo
o Pu
blic
Inter
est
Rese
arch
Grou
p (W
PIRG
) ha
s be
en
danc
ing
at the
Un
iversi
ty of
Wate
rloo
since
19
73.
Its m
an-
date
is to
carry
ou
t res
earch
, ed
ucati
on,
and
actio
n on
en
viron
menta
l an
d so
cial
justic
e iss
ues.
Some
times
big
, so
metim
es
small
er,
it ha
s be
en c
onsis
tently
try
ing
to sh
ine
some
lig
ht
on a
n alt
erna
tive
path
for o
ur s
ociet
y. W
PIRG
is
fund
ed
and
direc
ted
by t
he u
nder
grad
uate
stude
nts,
which
me
ans
it is
your
MRG.
Its
ac
hieve
ments
an
d sh
ortco
ming
s ar
e yo
urs.
If yo
u ar
e int
eres
ted
in be
comi
ng
more
ac
tive,
your
oppo
rtunit
ies
are
plent
iful.
First,
we
sho
uld
look
at the
role
of
volun
- tee
rs at
WPI
RC.
WPI
RG
has
a sma
ll op
erati
ng
budg
et
and
can
emplo
y on
ly a
coup
le of
indivi
duals
at
very
mode
st sa
laries
. If
all o
f the
PI
RG’s
activ
ities
were
lim
ited
to the
em
ploye
es,
its
effec
tiven
ess
would
be
se
verel
y co
nstra
ined.
So,
the P
IRG
relie
s on
its
mem
bersh
ip to
volun
teer
to un
derta
ke
a wi
de
varie
ty of
roles
in
the o
rgan
izatio
n.
The
emplo
yees
pr
ovide
co
ntinu
ity
as th
e stu
dents
co
me
and
go in
the
ir stu
dies.
Also
, the
MKG
ha
s a,
differ
ent
philo
soph
y ab
out
how
it ca
rries
out
its m
anda
te.
Being
a
socia
l ac
tivist
gr
oup,
it be
lieve
s tha
t me
mber
s of
socie
ty sh
ould
be
direc
ted
involv
ed
in br
inging
ab
out
thou
ghtfu
l ch
ange
. Th
is is
in sta
rk co
ntras
t to
say
gove
rnme
nt,
wher
e on
ce
every
fou
r to
five
yea
rs we
emp
ower
an
other
ind
ividu
al to
make
de
cision
s for
us
. In
the
PIRG
, we
beli
eve
that
all
indivi
duals
sh
ould
be e
mpow
ered
to
seek
the
cha
nges
tha
t the
y fe
el ar
e ne
cess
ary.
To s
ee a
nee
d for
cha
nge,
but
to be
lieve
yo
u ca
n do
not
hing
abou
t it
or
to re
ly-on
so
meon
e els
e to
act u
pon
it, is
to be
in
a sta
te
of dis
empo
werm
ent.
Now
that
you
are
cont
empla
ting
a ro
le in
WPI
RG’s
activ
ities,
you
may
pond
er
the
natur
al qu
estio
n of
“Wha
t ar
e the
ben
efits
to
me?“
. Th
e be
nefits
of
volu
nteer
ing
will
vary
with
the
moti
vatio
ns
of the
ind
ividu
al,
but
in
gene
ral
they
will
includ
e:
perso
nal
grow
th fro
m un
derta
king
chall
enge
s ne
w to
yo
u,
servi
ng
socie
ty (w
here
the
’80s
wer
e the
“me
” de
cade
, the
ups
wing
in
volun
teeris
m in
the
’90s
could
ma
ke
it the
“we
” de
cade
), an
d fun
, tha
t’s r
ight
socia
l ac
tivism
ca
n be
enjo
yable
as
yo
u me
et
with
oth
ers
with
sim
ilar
sen-
sibilit
ies.
Okay
, so
you
r ch
ompin
g at
the b
it, ra
ring
to go
. He
re
are
your
oppo
rtunit
ies.
WPI
RG
orga
nizes
its
vo
luntee
rs int
o se
lf-de
fining
se
lf-dire
cting
wo
rkgrou
ps.
You
may
join
or for
m on
e of
these
work
group
s wh
ich
fall
into
three
cate
gorie
s: su
ppor
t, pr
ojects
, an
d stu
dy.
Supp
ort
workg
roups
un
derta
ke
the r
outin
e op
erati
ons
of the
off
ice
(rece
ption
an
d res
ource
ce
ntre
maint
enan
ce,
for
exam
ple).
Proje
ct wo
rkgrou
ps
carry
ou
t an
ente
rpris
e wh
ich
has
a de
fined
be
ginn
ing
and
end.
Stud
y wo
rkgrou
ps
resea
rch
a top
ical
subje
ct.
Durin
g the
pas
t eig
ht m
onth
s,
WPI
RG
had
over
100
volun
teers
activ
e in
14
differ
ent
work
grou
ps.
Some
of
these
wo
rkgrou
ps
are
still
activ
e an
d ar
e se
eking
ne
w me
mber
s,
The
new
admi
nistra
tion
estab
lishe
d its
elf
dire
ctio
n qu
ickly
by h
olding
an
elec
tion
for c
ommu
nity
memb
ersh
ip re
pres
entat
ion
to th
e Bo
ard
on
March
27
, 19
91.
The
Comm
unity
Bo
ard
Memb
ers
are
Dr.
Scott
Sl
ocom
be
of W
iid
laurie
r Un
iversi
ty an
d Ro
bert
Little
of
Kitch
ener
, bo
th pr
eviou
s Bo
ard
memb
ers.
This
was
the fi
rst o
f a se
ries
of me
eting
s of
this
grou
p, he
ld to
discu
ss
how
to fur
ther
the v
ital
comm
unity
me
mber
ac
tivity
at
WPI
RG.
Reco
mmen
datio
ns
for
such
ite
ms
as a
new
- sle
tter
and
other
ne
twor
king
gathe
rings
we
re
colle
cted
at the
ele
ctio
n an
d wi
li be
dev
elope
d ov
er the
sum
mer.
Howl
ing
in
the
dark
ness
Hu
M
acdo
nald
Co
ordi
nato
r of
V&
utte
ers
WPI
RG
As I
pre
pare
for
an
other
sc
hool
term
and
the a
nticip
ated
arriv
al of
a fre
sh
wave
of
stu-
dent
volun
teers,
I
have
be
en
refle
cting
on
An
gela
Heed
s’ ar
ticle
“Is s
tuden
t ac
tivism
an
ox
ymor
on?‘<
(Im
prin
t, Ma
rch
29,
1991
)* An
gela
’s ar
ticle
th
ough
tfully
ex
plor
ed
her
obkv
atio
n of
the
I’bw
l&e1
‘of
stu
dent
activ
ism.
I agr
ee
with
m
ost
of the
poin
ts tha
t sh
e ma
de,
b&
I wou
ld lik
e to
exGn
d on
her
br
ief a
ttribu
tion
of ap
athy
to
a s&
e of
dise
m-
powe
rmen
t. It
is my
obs
erva
tion,
that
mos
t ap
athy
isd
ue
to ign
oran
ce.
Howe
ver,
some
apa
-&y,
in ad
di-
tion
to cy
nicism
, is
a sy
mptom
of
a muc
h mo
re
diffic
ult
prob
lem,
the s
tate
of dis
empo
wer-
ment
. &e
mpow
erme
nt
is the
stat
e of
belie
ving
you
can
do n
othin
g ab
out
a pe
rceive
d pro
- ble
m,
a be
lief
that
one
is po
werle
ss.
It is
acco
mpan
ied
by
statem
ents
such
as
: “‘W
hat
can
I do
? I’m
jus
t on
e pe
rson”
or “W
hy
bothe
r?
Nobo
dy
cares
and
I ca
n’t d
o an
ything
an
way.”
Tr
uer
words
ha
ve
neve
r be
en
spbk
e;,
for o
nce
utter
ed,
they
are
an in
exor
- ab
le, s
elf-fu
lfillin
g pr
ophe
cy.
- 1
belie
ve
the
term
disem
powe
rmen
t is
more
ac
curat
e tha
n tha
t of
pow
erles
s, for
the
for
mer
goes
be
yond
sir
nfiy
desc
ribing
th
e sta
te by
im
plying
an
act
ion
to re
move
or
impe
dk
hum&
po
tent
ial
and
to pe
rpetu
ate
the e
nd
state.
This
def
initio
n of
disem
powe
r- me
nt
seem
s to
imply
hu
man
agen
ts wh
o em
ploy
effec
tive
mean
s of
redu
cing
free
will.
Undo
ubted
ly so
me
will
feel
it too
ca
suall
y sta
ted,
with
too
fe
w ref
erenc
es.
Howe
ver,
time
and
spac
e pre
ss
me t
o ma
ke
swee
ping
statem
ents
and
I wi
ll ea
gerly
en
tertai
n a
deba
te
if on
e sh
ould
ensu
e. Le
t us
say
tha
t the
stat
us
quo
initia
tes
this
state
and
we
ourse
lves,
havin
g lea
rned
ou
r les
sons
we
ll, pe
rpetu
ate
it. On
ce
estab
lishe
d, dis
empo
werm
ent
beco
mes
a be
lief
syste
m,
contr
adict
ory
to
a mo
re
natur
al sta
te of
empo
werm
&t.
Thos
e wh
o sti
ll ha
ve o
ne f
oot
in he
na
tural
state,
ma
y ra
il at
the
inhum
anitie
s of
this
world
or
smold
er
mutel
y as
the
y ba
re
witne
ss
to the
ins
anitie
i. Cy
nic&
m!
Once
the
y bu
rn
out,
thoug
h, the
y ha
ve
noth
ing
but
a sh
rug.
Apath
y! So
wha
t! Fo
r al
l my
wo
rds,
symp
tom
or pr
oblem
, wh
o ca
res?
W
hat
can
be d
one
abou
t it?
Tak
e the
cu
re . .
_ it’
s fun
, it’s
pa
inles
s. EM
POW
ER
YOUR
SELF
! Ge
t up
, ge
t ou
t joi
n wi
th
other
hu
mans
wi
th
a sim
ilar
conc
ern,
orga
nize
and
enga
ge
in the
str
uggle
for
ch
ange
. No
w he
re i
s the
kick
er -
as s
oon
as
you
start
to do
this
you
will
fe
el be
tter
abou
t yo
urse
lf, big
ger,
more
co
nfide
nt.
You’v
e go
t to
like
that.
So d
on’t
howl
in
the d
arkne
ss;
don’t
hid
e in
the d
arkne
ss.
Go o
ut an
d se
ek
the li
ght.
If yo
u ca
n’t f
ind
it, cre
ate
it.
som
e ar
e do
rman
t an
d so
me
tie
glimm
ering
in
the
mind
s of
the
read
er,
waitin
g for
the
ma
gicall
y mo
ment
of
birth.
To
be
come
inv
olved
in
WPI
RG,
drop
by
the
offic
es
in the
Ge
nera
l Se
rvice
s Co
mpl
ex,
room
12
3 an
d fil
l in
a volu
nteer
for
m.
Then
com
e to
an o
rienta
- tio
n se
ssion
wh
ich
will
be h
eld o
n Ma
y 7
an!
9,19
9l in
DC
1304
at 4
:30
pm.
Work
group
or
ienta
tion
will
be h
eld i
n DC
130
4 on
May
15
at
4:3
0 pm
. Th
e su
mmer
is
just
begin
ning
- let
’s ma
ke
it an
acti
ve
one.
WPI
RG
serve
s as
a
vital
ag
ency
at
the
Unive
rsity
and
in the
Re
gion
WPI
RG
resea
rches
an
d pu
blish
es
citize
ns’gu
ides
and
other
pu
blic
inter
est
resea
rch
mate
rial,
much
of
which
is
avail
able
for p
urcha
se
in the
offic
e. W
PIRG
pr
ovide
s an
alt
erna
tive
Reso
urce
Cent
re
with
a
colle
ction
of
book
s, jou
rnals
, ve
rtical
files
and
audio
/visu
al ma
terial
s on
a
As a
mem
ber
of the
Onta
rio
Publi
c Int
eres
t Re
searc
h Gr
oup,
WPI
RG
works
wi
th
the
stude
nts
of oth
er
unive
rsitie
s in
Ontar
io to
furthe
r co
llecti
ve
goals
an
d ind
ividu
al eff
orts.
Th
is wo
rk su
po
rt P
inc u
des
enco
ura@
ng
PIRG
s in
other
pro
vince
s as
well
as
in
Ontar
io.
Stud
ents
at the
Un
iversi
ty of
Manit
oba
are
curre
ntly
formi
ng
a PI
RG
ther
e,
A va
riety
of su
ppor
t wo
rking
gr
oups
ar
e ne
eded
an
d ar
e ac
tively
se
eking
ne
w vo
lun-
teers.
Th
ese
peop
le wo
uld
work
with
the
res
ource
ce
ntre
and
rece
ption
an
d co
m-
munic
ation
as
pects
of
the P
IRG
office
, wh
ich
is loc
ated
in the
Gen
eral
Servi
ces
Comp
lex
(und
er
the s
moke
-stac
k),
room
12
3. W
PIRG
inv
ites
all o
f its
memb
ers
to vis
it its
offic
es
and
discu
ss
proj
ect
poss
ibiliti
es
with
its
Co
- or
dinato
r of
Volun
teers,
Hu
Ma
cdon
ald.
l!!m
D
TK
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PUTE
R
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0
AlI
prod
uct
nam
es
& lo
gos
are
regi
ster
ed
trade
mar
ks
of t
heir
resp
ectiv
e O
wnet
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-- War
ricw
S I
Athe
nas
1990
-91
Athl
etic
Banq
uet R
ecap
Smith
an
d W
aite
: At
hlet
es
of t
he Y
ear
my R
ich
Nich
ol
mpr
ht
spor
ts
The
even
ing
after
Im
prin
t’s
final
jublic
ation
of
the w
inter
ter
m,
mem-
jer
s of
the
Unive
rsity
of
Wate
rloo’s
rar
sity
teams
ga
there
d tog
ether
at
Xe
Twist
to
hono
ur
their
best
thlete
s at
the
30th
an
nual
‘UW
4th
letic
Awar
ds
Banq
uet.
The
even
t off
iciall
y en
ded
anoth
er
bann
er
year
n Ath
ena
and
Warr
ior
sport
s. Co
llecti
ng
the
top
hard
ware
as
kth
letes
of
the Y
ear
were
tw
o of
the
nest
dese
rving
re
cipien
ts in
rece
nt ‘ea
rs:
Warr
ior
volle
yball
su
perst
ar ite
ve
Smith
an
d At
hena
sq
uash
mo
werh
ouse
Lo
uise
Wai
te.
Wait
e re
ceive
d the
De
an
of Vo
men’s
Aw
ard,
hono
uring
the
no
st ou
tstan
ding
fema
le at
hlete
of
he y
ear,
in thi
s he
r fou
rth
and
final
‘ear
as th
e sq
uash
tea
m’s
no.
1 se
ed.
n her
ten
ure
at W
aterlo
o, W
aite
won
9 of
her
44 O
WIA
A ma
tches
, we
nt Ind
efeate
d in
her
first
two
seas
ons,
nd w
as
name
d an
OW
IAA
all-st
ar
in 11
four
years
of
comp
etitio
n Sh
e al
so
pear
head
ed
the
team
to
their
first
ver
prov
incial
ch
ampio
nship
tit
le in
988-
89.
Smith
too
k the
To
tzke
Trop
hy,
iven
to W
aterlo
o’s
mos
t ou
tstan
ding
nale
athle
te
of the
yea
r. La
uded
as
the
lest
powe
r hit
ter
in W
aterlo
o oll
eyba
ll his
tory,
Smith
led
the
tea
m
3 tw
o co
nsec
utive
br
onze
me
dal
nishe
s at
the
na
tiona
ls in
the p
ast
hro
seas
ons.
He
achie
ved-
first-t
eam
&Can
adian
sta
tus
in 19
89-9
0 an
d 99
0-91
, an
d wa
s na
med
an O
UAA
U-sta
r in
al1 f
our
of his
ye
ars
at W
ater
loo.
In
those
yea
rs,
the
War
riors
Io
n the
OU
AA
Wes
t Di
vision
tit
le lre
e tim
es a
nd f
inish
ed
seco
nd
once
. Th
e Fe
dera
tion
of St
uden
ts Ro
okie
f the
Yea
r Aw
ards
we
nt to
Warr
ior
ask&
ball
star
Sean
Va
n Ko
ughn
ett
nd
Athe
na
field
hock
ey
playe
r ea
nne
Dietr
ich.
Van
Koug
hnet
t an
d lie
trich
ea
ch
rece
ived
chec
ks
for
500
on
beha
lf of
their
respe
ctive
tar
ns t
o aid
the
bas
ketba
ll an
d fie
ld oc
key
prog
rams
. Th
is ye
ar’s
recip
ients
of th
e dis
i ng
uishe
d Im
prin
t Co
ach
of the
Yea
r Lw
ard
were
W
arrior
an
d At
hena
l ac
k &
field
coac
h Br
ent
McF
arIa
ne
nd
Warr
ior
hock
ey
skipp
er
Don
IlcKe
e. Un
der
McF
arla
ne’s
inte
r- at
ionall
y re
nown
ed
lead
ersh
ip,
the
*a&
& fie
ld te
am
achie
ved
99 p
er-
The
1990
-91
UW
Athle
tes
of the
Ye
af
are
Warr
ior
volle
yball
po
wer
hitter
St
eve
Smith
an
d At
hena
sq
uash
no
. 1
seed
&o&e
~ W
aite.
Rook
ie of
the
Year
Aw
ards
we
nt to
Warr
ior
bask
etball
for
ward
Se
an
Van
Koug
hnet
t an
d At
hena
fie
ld ho
ckey
pra
yer
Lean
ne
Dietr
#ch.
sona
l be
sts
over
th
e 19
90-9
1 ca
m-
paig
n an
d se
ven
athlet
es
quali
fied
for
the
CIAU
s. Mc
Kee,
using
a
team
fill
ed
with
fre
shme
n, too
k the
hoc
key
Warr
iors
to the
ir firs
t na
tiona
l ch
ampio
nship
tou
rnam
ent
appe
aran
ce
since
the
ir CI
AU
bann
er
year
of 19
73-7
4. Mc
Kee
is no
w a
two
time
winn
er
of the
aw
ard.
Warr
ior
foot
balI
mana
ger
Rich
Ni
chol
took
the J
.O. H
emph
ill Aw
ard
for
his
outst
andin
g co
ntribu
tions
in
the
areas
of
athlet
ic ad
minis
tratio
n. Ni
chol
worke
d in
vario
us
capa
cities
pr
omot
ing
the f
ootb
all
prog
ram
and
was
publi
c ad
dress
an
noun
cer
at W
arrior
vo
lleyb
all
and
Athe
na
bas-
ketba
ll ho
me
game
s, W
arrio
r ba
sket-
ba
ll sta
tistic
ian,
CKMS
-FM
spor
ts dir
ector
, an
d Im
prin
t sp
orts
edito
r for
th
e pa
st tw
o ye
ars.
The
Wom
en’s
Inter
unive
rsity
Coun
cil
(WIC
) aw
ard,
pres
ented
an
nuall
y to
a stud
ent
who
has
grea
tly
contr
ibuted
to
WIG
an
d to
wome
n’s
spor
ts,
was
awar
ded
to fo
rmer
At
hena
cro
ss
coun
try
All-C
anad
ian
Jill
Fran
cis.
Her
leade
rship
roles
inc
luded
he
r me
mber
ship
in W
IC,
includ
ing
publi
city
direc
tor.
Long
-time
Me
n’s
Inter
unive
rsity
Coun
cil
(MIC
) me
mber
an
d va
rsity
sw
imm
ing
head
co
ach
Jeff
Slat
er
rece
ived
the h
ardw
are
for
the
MIC
awar
d, ho
nour
ing
a stu
dent
wh
o co
n- trib
utes
signif
icantl
y to
the
men’s
int
erun
iversi
ty ath
letic
prog
ram.
Th
e Do
ug
Shuh
Tr
ophy
, rec
ogniz
- ing
Warr
ior
foot
ball’s
mo
st va
luable
lin
eman
, wa
s pr
esen
ted
to Mi
ke
Lane
fo
r th
e se
cond
ye
ar
in a
row
. Fi
fth-
year
lin
eman
Ma
rshall
Bi
ngem
an
rece
ived
the f
ootb
all
Coac
hes
Awar
d,
hono
uring
the
play
er
who
displa
ys
the
grea
test
leade
rship
and
spor
tsman
ship.
W
aterlo
o stu
dent
thera
pists
Trish
a Kr
istoff
an
d To
dd
Hint
on
rece
ived
the D
on
Haye
s At
iard,
which
ho
n-
ours
de
serv
ing
unde
rgra
duate
stu
dents
inv
olved
in
athlet
ics
in the
sp
orts
thera
py
functi
on.
Mos
t Va
luab
le
Play
ers
Recip
ients
of ind
ividu
al M
ost
Valu
- al 3
le Pl
ayer
Aw
ards
for
Ath
ena
teams
ti h
is se
ason
we
re
Eric;
! Co
eck
(bad
- lin
ton)
, Br
enda
Kr
aeme
r (ba
sket-
t a
ll),
Marci
Ai
tken
(cros
s-cou
ntry),
K i
m
Brad
ley
(~rlin
g),
Anne
tte
Ii .oe
hler
(fi
eld
hock
ey),
Aliso
n H H
ughe
s (fi
gure
sk
ating
), Fi
ona
Grif-
_.
I
l .
a.*
\
7.
m
* I
fiths
(nor
aic
smng
l, Lis
a f5a
ter (
sot-
cer),
Dian
e Le
e (s
quas
h),
Shek
yl Sl
ater
(sw
immi
ng},
Kate
Af
knam
ia (te
nnis)
, Ja
ne
Taite
(in
door
tra
ck
& Tra
ck
and
field
skipp
er
Bren
t Mc
FarIa
ne
(righ
t) rb
ceive
d the
he
ld),
and
Katri
na
Engle
brec
ht
highly
tou
ted
Impr
int
Coac
h of
the
Year
Tr
ophy
alo
ng
with
(vo
lleyb
all).
Warr
ior
hock
ey
helm
sman
Do
n Mc
Kee.
impr
int
file
phot
o W
arrio
r M
VP
awar
d wi
nner
s inc
luded
Do
n Mc
Iver
(bad
minto
n),
Sean
Va
n Ko
ughn
ett
(bas
ketba
ll),
Mark
Ferg
uson
(cr
oss-c
ountr
y),
Shan
on
Alpa
ugh
(curlin
g),
Tom
Ch
artie
r (fo
otball
), Je
ff Cl
app
(golf
), St
eve
Udva
ri (ho
ckey
), Pa
ul
Toon
(ru
gby),
Ma
rk Ra
b (n
ordic
sk
iing)
, Ca
rlos
Burm
eister
an
d Ri
ck
Dean
e (so
ccer
), Je
ff De
verill
(sq
uash
), Gr
eg
Pye
(swi
mm
ing)
, Ri
char
d St
&a
(tenn
is),
Pat K
irkha
m (in
door
ba
ck
& fie
ld),
and
Stev
e Sm
ith
(volle
yball
).
Roo
kies
of
the
Year
Rook
ie of
the
Year
ho
nour
s for
At
hena
tea
ms
went
to Le
sley
Neav
e (fig
ure
skati
ng),
Andr
ea
Jalbe
rt (so
c- ce
r), an
d Ni
cola
Ca
mpbe
l1(vo
1leyb
all)
Athe
na
bask
etball
fre
shme
n La
urie
Remp
el an
d Ma
rion
Fema
ndez
we
re
give
n the
Mo
st Im
prov
ed
Play
er
Awar
d. Th
e te
am
does
no
t ha
ve
a Ro
okie
of th
e Ye
ar h
onou
r.
War
rior
Rook
ies
of t
he Y
ear
were
Se
an
VanK
ough
nett
(bas
ketba
ll),
Dave
Lo
rent
z (ho
ckey
), St
eve
Benn
et
and
Cory
Delan
ey
(footb
all),
Edso
n Ca
stilho
(ru
gby),
Ja
son
Pith
er
(SOC
- ce
r),an
d Ka
rl Za
bjeck
(in
door
tra
ck
& fie
ld). G
radu
atin
g Se
nior
s
The
1986
-89
Outst
andin
g Gr
adua
ting
Senio
rs Aw
ards
for
At
hena
sp
orts
went
to Jil
l Fran
cis
and
Fion
a Gr
iffiths
(cr
oss-c
ountr
y);
Sher
yi Ke
nned
y (cu
rling)
; Me
redit
h Sh
aw
and
Lies1
Walt
on
(figur
e sk
at-
ing)
; Fi
ona
Griff
iths
and
Hond
a W
illiam
s (n
ordic
sk
iing)
; Lis
a Ba
ter,
Julie
Lat
reille
, an
d Ja
ni Ge
ndro
n (so
c- ce
r);
Dian
e ‘LR
e an
d Lo
uise
Wai
te
(squ
ash)
; An
di
Keny
on
and
Corri
e Po
well
(swim
ming
); an
d Sh
anika
de
A1wi
s (te
nnis)
.
Outst
andin
g Gr
adua
ting
War
rior
Senio
rs inc
luded
Pa
ul Er
nst
(cros
s- co
untry
); Pa
ul Ki
lby,
Bob
Case
y, Or
ville
Beck
ford,
Mike
La
ne,
Marsh
all
Bing
eman
, Ma
rk Ya
rmel,
an
d Br
ian
Rayn
er
(foot
ball)
; Jo
hn
Dona
ld (g
olf);
Ian
Poun
d,
Brad
Ge
ard,
Jim
David
, Cl
ark
Day,
and
Jami
e Ma
ki (ho
ckey
); Da
n Ro
gozy
nski
(socc
er);
Stev
e Mi
llard
(sq
uash
); Je
ff Bu
dau,
Ch
ris
Cupid
o,
and
Greg
Py
e (sw
immi
ng);
Rich
ard
Stra
ka
(tenn
is);
and
Scott
Sm
ith
(volle
yba1
l). All-C
anad
ians
In the
19
90-9
1 se
ason
, W
aterlo
o bo
asted
fou
r all
-Can
adian
s: W
arrior
fo
otba
ll tai
lback
To
m Ch
artie
r an
d no
se
tackle
M
ike
Lane
, W
arrior
vo
lleyb
all
powe
r hit
ter
Stev
e Sm
ith,
and
Warr
ior
bask
etball
fo
rwar
d Se
an
Van
Koug
hnet
t (C
IAU
Rook
ie of
the
Year
).
OUA
A *&
tars
Wate
rloo’s
OU
AA
all-st
ars
from
this
past
seas
on
were
To
m Ch
artie
r, Mi
ke
Lane
, Ma
rshall
Bi
ngem
an,
Beno
it Dr
ouin,
an
d Mi
ke
Rayn
ard
(footb
all);
Stev
e Ud
vari,
Dave
Im
entz
, Co
ry Ke
enan
, an
d Ian
Po
und
(hock
ey);
Paul
Toon
and
Mark
Co
hoon
(ru
gby);
Ja
son
Pith
er
(soc-
cer);
and
Rich
ard
Stra
ka
(tenn
is).
OWIA
A all
-star
ho
nour
s we
nt
to
Bren
da
Krae
mer
(bas
ketba
ll);
Jane
t Mc
Pher
son,
Caitli
n Mc
Greg
or,
and
Anne
tte
Koeh
ler
(field
ho
ckey
); An
nette
Ko
ehle
r (in
door
ho
ckey
); Lis
a Ba
ter
(socc
er);
and
Dian
e Le
e an
d Lo
uise
Wait
e (sq
uash
). Pr
ovinc
ial
Coac
h of
the
Year
re
cogn
ition
went
to At
hena
fie
ld ho
c- ke
y co
ach
Judy
Mc
Crae
an
d W
arrior
ho
ckey
co
ach
Don
McKe
e. .
Impr
int,
Frid
ay,
May
3, 1
991
19
Wes
tern
foo
tbal
l sla
pped
, 19
91 O
UAA
Foo
tbal
l Sc
hedu
le
with
pen
alitie
s af
ter
EXHI
BITI
ON:
. Th
ur.
Oct.
10,
York
at To
ronto
, 7p
m +
,
Sat.
Sept
. 7,
Car
leton
at
WAT
FIRC
OO,
2pm
Sat.
Oct.
12,
Wind
sor
at W
ATER
UX),
2pm
Gue
lph
at M
cMas
ter,
2pm
by R
ich N
i&ol
Impr
int
SpQr
ts
The
Unive
rsity
of
Wes
tern
On
tario
M
usla
ng
foot
ball
team
ha
s be
en
slapp
ed
with
pe
nalti
es
and
put
on a
on
e-ye
ar
prob
atio
n fo
r re
crui
tmen
t vio
latio
ns.
The
rulin
g,
anno
unce
d by
th
e On
tario
Un
ivers
ity
Athl
etics
As
socia
- tio
n he
ad o
ffice
ju
st o
ver
a m
onth
ag
o,
state
d th
at
Wes
tern
wi
ll lo
se
hom
e-
field
adv
anta
ge
in t
he O
UAA
playo
ffs
and
cann
ot
tele
vise
any
hom
e ga
mes
. W
este
rn
will
still
be a
ble
to h
ost
the
Cent
ral
Bowl
, as
it is
Ont
ario
’s tu
rn
to
host
the
Atla
ntic
Conf
eren
ce
winn
er.
Wes
tern
ha
d be
twee
n 30
an
d 40
hi
gh
scho
ol pla
yers
at
th
eir
benc
h du
ring
a ga
me
aga@
st th
e G
uelp
h Gr
ypho
ns
on
Octob
er 20
, 19
90.
trave
l- wi
th
team
s to
ga
mes
or
be
ing
at t
he b
ench
es
durin
g ga
mes
. Th
e M
usta
ngs
were
wa
rned
ab
out
the
recr
uitm
ent
viola
tions
in
a s
imila
r in
ciden
t in
198
9. O
UAA
foot
balI
con-
ve
ner
and
Unive
rsity
of
G
uelp
h at
hlet
ic dir
ecto
r Da
ve
Copp
sa
id t
hat
othe
r co
ache
s bt
iugh
t th
e m
atte
r to
hi
s at
tent
ion
that
yea
r. W
gtem
at
hlet
ic dir
ecto
r Da
rwin
Sem
otiu
k wo
uld
not
com
men
t on
the
ru
ling
but
conf
irmed
th
at
an a
ppea
l wo
uld
be h
eard
at
the
OUA
A an
nual
m
eetin
g to
be
held
th
is we
eken
d.
Paul
Wils
on,
vice-
pres
ident
of
the
O
UAA,
in
a q
uote
wh
ich
appe
ared
in
th
e UW
O Ga
zette
sa
id
he ‘w
as
surm
pr
ised
at
the
appe
al
desp
ite
little
do
ubt
the
viola
tion
had
occu
rred.
“I
don’t
kn
ow
on
what
gr
ound
s th
ey
coul
d ap
peal
on
The
viom
on
was
very
clear
on
the
video
tape
of
the
.- -es
a*
. I
Could
thi
s be
an
dim
bann
er
year
for
UW
AHX3
mdian
tai
back
To
m Cl
mr&H
I
Impr
int
file
phot
o 1
RRXJ
LAR
SEAS
ON:
Fri.
Sept
. 13
, W
ATER
LOO
at T
omnto
, 7p
m Sa
t. Se
pt.
14,
Gue
lph
at L
aurie
r, 2p
m
Wind
sor
at M
cMas
ter,
2pm
Yo
rk
at W
este
rn,
2pm
Fr
i. Se
pt.
20,
Wes
tern
at
Tor
onto
, 7p
m
Sat.
Sept
. 21
, Gu
dph
at W
ATER
LOO,
2p
m
Laur
ier
at M
cMas
ter,
Zpm
Yo
rk
at W
indso
r, 2p
m
Sat.
Sept
. 28
, W
ATER
LOO
at Yo
rk,
2pm
M&a
ster
at
Wes
tern
, 2p
m
Toro
nto
at G
uelp
h,
2pti
- W
indso
r at
Law
ier,
2pm
Fr
i. Oc
t. 4,
Lau
rier
at T
oron
to,
7pm
Sa
t. Oc
t. 5,
M&f
aste
r at
WAT
ERLO
O,
2pm
G
uelp
h at
Yor
k, 2p
m W
este
rn
at W
indso
r, 2p
m
La&3
at
Wes
tern
, 2p
ti Sa
t. Oc
t. 19
, W
ATER
LOO
at W
este
rn,
2pm
To
ront
o at
McM
aste
r, Zp
m
Wind
sor
at G
uelp
h,
2pm
Yo
rk
at L
aurie
r, 2p
m
Sat.
Oct.
26,
Laud
er
at W
ATER
LOO,
2p
m
McM
aste
r at
Yor
k, 2p
m
Toro
nto
at W
indso
r, 2p
m
Wes
tern
at
Gue
lph,
Zp
m
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ilson
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of ne
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lent
at
the
el
Mo,
wi
th
south
ern
US.
pop
band
the
Jud
ybats
su
ppor
ting
Britis
h fol
k ar
tist
John
W
esley
Ha
rding
. Th
e Ju
dyba
ts ar
e ye
t an
other
of
those
RE
M-inf
luenc
ed
sout
hern
jan
gle
guita
r ba
nds.
Hap
pily
thoug
h, the
ir se
t wa
s dis
- tin
guish
ed
by
rema
rkably
str
ong
song
writin
g an
d an
ex
celle
nt lea
d vo
calis
t (h
ighly
remi
nisce
nt of
Stan
Ri
dgwa
y).
Unfor
tunate
ly,
the
band
wa
s als
o no
table
for
its
di
stre
ssin
g
lack
of
stage
pr
esen
ce;
a liv
e ba
nd
they’r
e no
t.
The
oppo
site
is tru
e of
John
Wes
ley
Hard
ing;
he c
omes
ac
ross
as m
uch
more
en
terta
ining
liv
e tha
n on
viny
l. Ha
rding
’s so
ngwr
iting
is no
t alw
ays
up
to sn
uff*
Music
ally
and
lyrica
lly,
he’s
simply
no
ma
tch
for
his
inspir
ation
s, El
vis
Coste
llo
and
Billy
Br
agg.
On s
tage,
thoug
h, he
man
ages
to
over
come
his
lim
itatio
ns
with
sh
eer
attitu
de
and
show
mans
hip.
For
exam
ple:
resp
ondin
g to
an
audie
nce
requ
est
for
Cost
ello
’s “W
atchin
g the
De
tectiv
es,”
Hard
ing
stru
mm
ed
the
first
few
bars
of tha
t so
ng
befor
e sw
itchin
g to
anoth
er
Coste
llo
tune
, “M
iracle
M
an.”
Ttig
of
Cos
tello
af
ter
a ve
rse,
he
se
gued
int
o an
orig
inal
song
, a r
ant
abou
t the
m
eani
ng
of s
ongw
riting
. (Y
ou’d
think
Ha
rding
wa
s the
only
artis
t lef
t in
the
world
wi
th
any
integ
rity.)
This
set
the
tone:
humo
ur
and
irony
m
ade
the s
how,
no
t the
son
gs.
Gran
ted,
Hard
ing
(on
voca
ls an
d ac
ousti
c gu
itar)
and
his
band
the
De
ceive
rs (fe
aturin
g for
mer
Drea
m Sy
ndica
te ba
ssist
Mark
W
alton
) we
re
music
ally
abov
e re
proa
ch.
They
als
o ha
d the
sta
ge
prese
nce
that
the
Judy
bats
lacke
d, lea
pin’
atl o
ver
the
place
and
mug
ging
for t
he c
rowd.
It’s
just
that
very
few o
f Ha
rding
’s so
ngs
stood
ou
t. If
the
Judy
bats’
vin
yl is
supe
rior
to t
heir
live
set,
John
Wes
ley
Hard
ing
is th
e fli
psid
e.
He
mus
t be
se
en
in a
club
to be
app
recia
ted.
Of
cours
e, no
on
e sh
ould
have
ex
pecte
d an
ything
bu
t a
crap
show
fro
m the
Hap
py
Mon
days
, fo
r wh
om
slopp
y, in
com
pete
nt
perfo
rman
ce
has
beco
me
a wa
y of
life.
Well
, the
lig
hts
were
pl
entif
ul
and
hi-te
ch,
the
soun
d wa
s lou
d an
d cle
an,
the
audi
ence
wa
s X-
tatic
, an
d th
e ba
nd
was
. . .
erm
. .
a m
edio
cre.
M
erel
y co
mpe
tent
re
nditio
ns
of re
cent
mat
eria
l do
th
not
a part
y m
ake,
an
d the
se
24
Hour
Pa
rty
Peop
le
deign
ed
not
to
grac
e the
sta
ge
for
even
on
e ho
ur.
In the
45
minu
tes
that
they
sp
ent
on
stage
, Se
an
(sittin
g, sin
ging.
an
d sta
ring
glass
ily
throu
ghou
t the
pro
ceed
ings)
and
the
boys
ma
nage
d to
repr
oduc
e mo
st of
the
track
s fro
m 7%
n’llj;,
as
well
as
“Rav
e 0n
”and
“W
rote
for
Luc
k” fro
m
Madc
hes~
m.
Whil
e no
t qu
ite
achie
v-
ing
the
audie
nce-
ignor
ing
level
of ob
strep
erous
ness
re
centl
y de
mons
trated
by
Th
e Si
sters
of Me
rcy,
The
Happ
y Mo
nday
s ch
ose
not
to pe
rform
the
obv
ious
“Hall
elu-
jah,“n
or
did t
hey
even
atte
mpt
“Bob
’s Ye
r Un
cle,”
their
mos
t re
cent
single
, Th
e utt
er
disap
pear
ance
of
their
back
-catal
ogue
wa
s a
disma
ying
deve
lopme
nt.
Of t
he s
ongs
the
y att
empte
d, on
ly “W
rote
” ac
tually
se
emed
to
demo
nstra
te an
y kin
d of
fa
milia
rity
with
the
co
ncep
t of
peglb
mtan
ce.
A sa
tisfyi
ng
wall
of fee
dbac
k wa
s se
t up
as th
e so
ng
grou
nd
on t
o its
con
&-
sion.
They
fo
llowe
d thi
s up
, ho
weve
r,
with
CI
com
plet
ely
disor
derly
en
core
of
“St
ep
On,”
which
Se
an R
yder
di
d no
t ev
en
bothe
r to
finis
h be
fore
stu
m-
blin
g of
f th
e st
age.
1 alw
ays
wond
ered
wh
y ev
ery
live
revie
w of
the
Hap
py
Mon
days
alw
ays
had
a pi
ctur
e of
Bez
and
now
I kno
w.
It’s
beca
use
every
one
else
in the
gr
oup
has
a co
mbi
ned
stage
pre
senc
e qu
otie
nt
even
tin
ier
than
th
e m
inis
- cu
le a
mou
nt
poss
esse
d by
Bez
. Tha
t’s
not
quite
tru
e;
the
Cat
ONine
Ta
ils-
totin
g ba
ckup
sin
ger/t
art
seem
ed
to be
hav
ing
fun
- wh
ipping
me
mber
s of
the c
rowd
unme
rciful
ly.
Ever
yone
els
e se
emed
to
be l
ost
in a
differ
ent
time
and
place
. As
the
ope
ning
act
on t
his
“Hap
py
Mond
ays
Road
show
,” St
ereo
MC
’s we
ll-nigh
ble
w the
hea
dline
rs off
the
sta
ge w
ith
an ir
repr
essib
ly fun
ky
and
ener
getic
pe
rform
ance
wh
ich
had
the
crowd
-
most
of wh
om
were
co
m-
pletel
y ign
oran
t of
the M
C’s
music
-
jum
ping
an
d jiv
ing.
Their
un
conv
entio
nal
drum
s/tur
ntable
s/ MC
se
tup
prov
ided
non-
stop
beats
an
d thr
owdo
wn
hip-h
op
(with
a
silly
Britis
h ac
cent,
of
cours
e).
The
Happ
y M
onda
ys
did n
ot dis
- ap
point
-
but
that
’s a
rathe
r le
ft-
hand
ed
com
plim
ent
cons
ider
ing
the
incre
dibly
disma
l ex
pecta
tions
ca
r- rie
d to
the s
how.
Th
ey
were
n’t
atro-
cious
, ju
st
medio
cre.
In lig
ht o
f the
ir hy
pe
and
grea
t rec
ords,
that
wasn
’t en
ough
.
invo
lved
in sin
g-a-
longs
; ho
weve
r, un
fortun
ately,
tqe
aud
ience
wa
s no
t th
at
fami
liar
with
the
lyr
ics
to “W
elcom
e Ba
ck
Victo
ria”
(wait
un
til ne
xt tim
e).
Jesu
s Jo
nes
can
do n
o wr
ong.
Thei
r se
cond
so
ld-ou
t To
ronto
co
ncert
at
the R
PM c
lub,
a ve
nue
twice
the
size
of
their
sold-
out
inaug
ural
show
at
To
ronto
’s Ho
rses
hoe
Tave
rn,
guar
an-
teed
their
third
To
ronto
sh
ow
(rumo
ured
to
be i
n lat
e su
mmer
?)
wiI1
be
huge
. Pi
cking
se
lectio
ns
from
their
two
album
s, fiq
uidizu
r an
d Do
ubt,
as w
ell a
s so
me
rarer
b-sid
es,
Edwa
rds
marri
es
the t
hank
ful
per-
forme
r wi
th
just
the r
ight
amou
nt
of the
che
eky
arro
gant
pop
star
to ke
ep
him
from
being
a to
tal
Sina
tra-e
sqlle
Ve
gas
loung
e ac
t. He
wa
s qu
ick
to ad
monis
h the
jer
k an
tics
of the
idio
t at
tem
pts
at s
tage-
diving
in
the c
ram-
ped
envir
ons
at the
fro
nt of
the
stage
.
Watc
hing
this
show
, it
beca
me
appa
rentl
y cle
ar
that
Jesu
s Jo
nes
is de
stine
d to
be h
uge.
The
ir cre
ativit
y, so
ngs
and
live
show
al
l eq
uate
tha
t fes
us
Jone
s is
going
to
be
(to
use
&y’s
Allan
Cr
oss’
humb
le an
d sto
ic pr
onou
ncem
ent)
“the
best
fuckin
g ba
nd
in the
wor
ld.”
Jesu
s Jo
nes
perfo
rmed
a
well-c
rafte
d se
t wh
ich
dram
atica
lly
depic
ted
the
band
’s div
erse
cre
ativit
y.
Takin
g the
sta
ge
with
“N
ever
Enou
gh”
(their
so
ng.
not
the C
ure’s
), the
ban
d pr
oduc
ed
a fev
er-p
itche
d int
ensit
y wh
ich
neve
r su
bside
d ev
en
durin
g the
pau
se b
efore
the
ir en
core
. Th
e se
t co
ntinu
ed
on i
nclud
ing
the
single
s “In
terna
tiona
l Br
ight
Youn
g Th
ing/
“Righ
t He
re,
Righ
t No
w,”
“Who
W
here
Why
,” an
d “In
fo Fr
eako
.”
The
best
thing
abo
ut t
heir
set s
elec-
tion
was
some
of
their
unor
thodo
x ch
oices
an
d om
ission
s. On
e of
the
stand
-out
song
s fro
m f&
u&er
“R
eal
Worl
d” we
nt un
playe
d, wh
erea
s “C
arica
ture,”
the
flip
side
to the
ir lat
est
single
“W
ho
Whe
re W
hy,”
was
playe
d rig
ht aft
er “
IBYT
.” En
ding
the
enco
re
with
“Bl
issed
,” on
e of
the
few
so
fty-w
afty
Jesu
s Jo
nes
song
s fro
m Do
ubt
was
an in
spire
d ye
t un
conv
en-
tiona
l clo
sing
poin
t.
In co
ntras
t, EM
F, w
ho p
layed
the
El
Moca
mbo
on A
pril
1, sh
ow&
them-
se
lves
to b
e litt
le mo
re
than
five
brat
s wh
o ha
ve b
een
show
ered
wi
th
exce
ss
amou
nts
of me
dia
atte
ntion
an
d rec
ord
comp
any
hype
.
Like
Jesu
s Jo
nes,
EMF’s
so
und
is sh
aped
by
one
mem
ber,
Ian
Den&
An
d the
so
und
is pre
tty
simila
r to.
Je
sus
Jone
s’ fou
r-piec
e roc
k ba
nd
throw
n ov
er a
hous
e be
at. T
hey
even
ha
ve a
key
board
- e
r, sa
mple
- play
er
who
is re
ally
just
there
to
da
nce
Mike
Ed
ward
s pr
oved
him
self
to
arou
nd
a lot
, An
d lik
e Je
sus
Jone
s, be
the
con
summ
ate
show
man
as h
e EM
F us
e ba
cking
tap
es
in the
ir liv
e
pres
ented
him
self
as
an
amica
ble
show
to
augm
ent
the r
hythm
an
d ad
d
front
man
wh
o se
emed
to
be
that
hous
eypia
no.
To s
moo
oth
thing
s s-h
.r*-
genu
inely
since
re
when
he
than
ked
uvel*
the
cro
wd
for
their
supp
ort.
He
But
unlik
e Je
sus
Jone
s wh
o ha
ve
atte
mpte
d to
get
the
audie
nce
been
aro
und
for
a fe
w ye
ars
and
have
been
on
the
ro
ad
since
Fe
bruary
, EM
F ar
e ine
xper
ience
d kid
s wh
o we
re
rush
ed
into
a No
rth
Amer
ican
“show
case
tou
r.”
The
show
wa
s sh
ort
- not
more
tha
t ten
son
gs
- and
fro
nt-
man
Jame
s ap
ologiz
ed
for
their
not
know
ing
any
more
tun
es
befo
re
they
lau
nche
d int
o the
ir se
cond
“U
nbel
ieva
ble”
en
core
.
In fa
ct, t
he t
our
was
so r
ushe
d th
al
Zak
didn’t
ha
ve
time
to lea
rn
to pla
y his
ba
ss.
But
he
did
get
to
danc
e ar
ound
wi
th i
t whil
e he
and
the
res
t 01
the
aud
ience
lis
tene
d to
the b
ackin
g tap
es d
o the
work
And
poor
De
rry
didn’t
ha
ve t
ime
tc me
moriz
e wh
ich
key
on
his
Casia
sa
mpl
er
made
the
cow
bell
soun
d an
d wh
ich
one
made
the
po
lice
siren
so
und.
He
ha
d nic
e lit
tle
stick
ers
tc sh
ow
him w
here
ev
eryth
ing
was.
Bui t’
ev
en
those
didn
’t he
lp wh
en
the s
am-
pler
stopp
ed
worki
ng.
So h
e sm
ashe
d it
at the
end
of
the s
how,
jus
t to
let
every
one
know
tha
t he
’s a
rock
star1
and
he d
oesn
’t ha
ve
to tak
e an
y sh
l fro
m ins
trume
nts.
Anoth
er
outbu
rs lik
e tha
t an
d De
rry’s
samp
les
migh
fin
d the
ir wa
y on
to the
bac
king
tape
next
tour.
In
a wa
y, tho
ugh,
EMF’s
lac
k o
expe
rienc
e he
lped
them
pu
t on
i
good
sh
ow.
They
we
re
so d
amne
c ha
ppy
to be
ther
e tha
t th
ey
gave
us
al he
y ha
d.
Afte
r th
e se
cond
so
ng,
‘? Be
lieve
,” the
crow
d we
nt nu
ts.
teen
year
old g
irls
were
sta
gediv
ing
At
the
end
of the
sh
ow
ever
yonc
ru
shed
the
sta
ged
and
helpe
d tht
ba
nd t
rash
it.
EMF
have
be
en c
alled
“N
ew
Jesu
: Jo
nes
on
the
Bloc
k,”
and
it’s e
asy
tc se
e wh
y. Th
ey’ve
ca
shed
in
on
i so
und
that
Mike
Ed
ward
s ha
s be
er
worki
ng
on f
or t
hree
ye
ars
now.
Bu
the
y do
n’t
have
the
dep
th
yet
to br
anyth
ing
more
tha
n d&
$&s.
Depe
nding
on
the
cha
rity
of yo
ur vie
wpoin
t, fIR
EHOS
E ar
e eit
her
the
prid
e of
the
US i
ndie
scen
e or
the
noxio
us
postp
unk
equiv
alent
of
“prog
ressiv
e roc
k.”
Certa
inly,
you
can’t
den
y tha
t the
gro
up
conta
ins
at lea
st tw
o su
perb
mu
sician
s. In
term
s of
shee
r sk
ill,
bass
ist
Mike
W
att
and
drum
mer
Geor
ge
Hurle
y ar
e in
a cla
ss
that
no
on
e el
se
can
touc
h.
Espe
cially
no
t vo
calis
t an
d gu
itaris
t Ed
Cra
wfor
d. W
hile
he
has
show
n so
me
impr
ovem
ent
in re
cent
years
, Cr
awfor
d is
still
fIREH
OSE’
s co
nsis-
te
nt
weak
sp
ot.
The
bigge
st pr
oblem
wi
th
the
show
at
the
Tras
h wa
s tha
t the
mus
ical
exce
llenc
e of
the r
hythm
se
ction
did
no
t alw
ays
trans
late
in
to
inter
estin
g so
ngs.
The
memo
rable
tun
es
were
’ few
: “C
hemi
cal
Wire
,” “R
iddle
of t
he
‘~OS,
” the
clip
ped
funk
of “M
aking
the
Fr
eewa
y,”
the
lovely
ba
llad
“In
Memo
ry of
Eliza
beth
Co
tton.
” Th
e co
vers
th
ey
play
ed
to c
lose
th
e sh
ow
- inc
luding
Pu
blic
Enem
y’s
“Sop
his-
tica t
ed B
itch
II - w
ere
as c
ompe
lling
as
any
of th
eir
origi
nal
work.
So
they
tri
ed t
o ma
ke u
p for
it w
ith
bluste
r. Th
ey
conc
entra
ted
on
thei
r
bran
d-ne
w LP
F!vj
tl’ fhu
Flan
rrel
(first
in tw
o ye
ars).
The
new
appr
oach
is
less
acce
ssibl
e, mo
re
feroc
ious
than
the
band
ha
s be
en
in the
pas
t. Su
b-
tlety
is no
t the
aim
of t
he n
ew
song
s; stu
npow
er
is.
Trou
ble
is, t
he
new
song
s ar
en’t
very
good
. Ne
ither
is
the p
laying
. Bl
uster
ha
s no
t on
ly re
place
d so
ngwr
iting,
but
tight
ness
a~
we
ll. Ac
tuall
y, th
e sa
me
could
be
said
for
Cha
nge
of He
art’s
op
ening
se
t. Co
H pa
ssed
ov
er the
ir po
ppies
t so
ng,
“Wint
ers
Over,
” in
favou
r of
a hea
vy,
surp
rising
ly kin
etic
set
9y P
aul
Done
tm
prin
t sta
ff
Thou
gh
prim
arily
re
memb
ered
for
the
ir se
mina
l re
cord
ing
of “S
oul
Man”
wh
ich
has
prov
ided
grist
for
ev
ery
varie
ty of
comm
ercia
l pr
oduc
t -
the a
wful
movie
of
the s
ame
nam
e,
the B
lues
Broth
ers’b
ad
cove
r ve
rsion
, an
d, of
cour
se,
beer
com
merci
als
- Sa
m an
d Da
ve i
n fac
t pro
duce
d on
e of
th
e fin
est
soul
oe
uvre
s.
The
vario
us
“Bes
t of”
and
“Grea
test
Hits”
co
llect
ions
alw
ays
pass
ed
over
som
e of
their
finer
ma
teria
l -
burie
d on
sin
gle
B-sid
es
and
as a
lbum
track
s. Ho
weve
r, the
re
centl
y-rele
ased
33
tra
cks
of Th
u St
ax
Year
s fin
ally
do ju
s-
tice
to the
fou
r ye
ars
they
sp
ent
reco
rding
at
926
E. M
cLem
ore
Ave.
Afte
r tim
e in
var
ious
Flow
ga
s; pe
l gr
oups
, Sa
m
Moo
re
hd
Dave
Pr
ater
ca
me
toge
ther
in
19
61,
in
a Mi
ami
night
club
wher
e M
oore
wa
s ac
ting
as M
C fo
r am
ateu
r ni
ght.
They
th
en
spen
t a
few
years
re
cord
ing
for
vario
us
small
lab
els,
and
had
a sti
nt on
Ro
ulette
ac
cords
wh
ere
they
bega
n to
disp
lay
som
e of
the
sea
ring
souIf
ulnes
s an
d dy
nami
c int
erpla
y wh
ich
would
ma
ke
their
Stax
rec
or-
dings
so
mag
nifice
nt
Spot
ted
by A
tlant
ic Re
cord
s’ Je
rry
Wex
ler,
Sam
and
Dave
we
re
signe
d, the
n sh
ipped
to
Stax
stu
dios
in
Memp
his,
which
ha
d alr
eady
ha
d a
mea
sure
of
su
cces
s wi
th
artist
s lie
Ot
is Re
dding
, Ca
rla
Thom
as,
and
Willi
am
Bell.
A co
mplet
e cre
ative
inf
rastr
uctur
e ex
isted
in
the c
onve
r- te
d stu
dio
on
M&mo
re
Aven
ue;
Book
er
T. an
d th
e MG
’s we
re
the
rhyth
m se
ction
an
d pr
oduc
ers,
Andr
ew
Love
and
Way
ne
Jack
son
- th
e Me
mphis
ho
rns
- we
re
on c
all,
and
a bu
nch
of yo
ung,
eage
r so
ngwr
iters
were
bu
sy
minin
g nu
ggets
of
the p
ures
t so
ul.
Onto
th
e sc
ene
came
Sa
m an
d Da
ve.
Curio
usly
enou
gh,
this
comp
ila-
tion
actua
lly
docu
ments
the
Work
of
four
men,
Sa
m
Moor
e an
d Da
ve
Prate
r (S
am a
nd D
ave,
of co
urse)
and
Dave
Po
rter
and
Isaac
Ha
yes,
their
song
write
rs,
prod
ucer
s, an
d me
ntors.
Th
e de
velop
ment
of the
Po
rter/
Haye
s te
am m
irrors
that
of Sa
m an
d Da
ve,
who
alway
s se
emed
to
prov
ide
the
best
canv
as
upon
wh
ich
Haye
s an
d Po
rter
would
pa
int
their
soul
maste
rpiec
es.
One
can
trace
th
e es
senc
e of
Sam
an
d Da
ve’s
techn
ique
io go
spel
quar
- te
ts wh
ich
had
beco
me
com
mon
cir
- cu
latio
n sin
ce
the
193O
s, pr
opell
ed
by
the
likes
of
Re
bert
Harris
’s So
ul St
irr&s
or
Th
e Pi
ve
Blin
d Bo
ys
of Mi
ssiss
ippi,
each
of
which
us
ed t
wo
tenor
s, pla
ying
off e
ach
other
, dr
iq ea
ch
other
ta
grea
ter
heigh
ts of
fer-
vour
and
pass
ion.
Whi
le
early
on
in
th
eir
care
ers,
Dave
Pr
ater
had
acte
d as
th
e fir
st te
nor
with
Sa
m M
oore
as
the
seco
nd,
Isaac
Hay
es
and
Dave
Por
ter
decid
ed
that
Sam
, wh
ose
voice
wa
s sIi
ghtIy
hi
gher
an
d of
a m
ore
cutti
ng
qual
ity
than
Dave
’s,
woul
d sin
g th
e le
ads.
In
prac
tice,
th
is us
ually
m
eant
tha
t Sa
m
would
ha
ndle
the f
irst
and
third
ve
r- se
s, wi
th
Dave
do
ing
the s
econ
d, an
d bo
th
doin
g th
e br
idge
s an
d ch
orus
es.
In se
lectin
g the
trac
ks,
Rob
BOW
-
man
and
Kim
Co
oke
have
n’t
miss
ed
a
CAM
PUS
LAU
ND
RY
CAF
fi
“fet
Us
Ent
erta
in
you”
w
ith
T.V.
, St
ereo
and
Mic
ro-C
afb
snac
ks
while
us
ing
our
soft
wate
r wa
shing
m
actij\
nes
(66
mac
hine
s av
ailab
le),
drye
rs
; Was
h, D
y a*
Fo
ld Se
rvice
(b
y th
e po
und)
or
our
Dry
Clea
ning
D&po
t4
l lo
ts o
f par
king
+ . <
220
King
St
reet
, N.
W
ATER
LOO
88
8-06
36
(betw
een
Stan
ley’s
Burg
ers
& M
ega
Pizz
a)
beat
, se
lectin
g ch
oice
album
cu
ts, a
nd
mixin
g th
em
chro
nolog
ically
wi
th
single
s. Th
us,
killer
tra
cks
like
“Bro
ke
Down
Pi
ece
of Ma
n”an
d “A
in’t
That
a Lo
t of
Lov
e,”
prev
iously
jus
t sc
ratch
y hig
hligh
ts fro
m the
Suu
l Me
n an
d I
Than
k Yo
u LP
s, ar
e be
autifu
lly
remas
- ter
ed.
Sam
and
Dave
we
re
live
perfo
r- me
rs of
legen
d,
poss
ibly
the g
reate
st liv
e ac
t in
the s
toried
his
tory
of so
ul m
usic.
On
e wo
uld
drop
his
mi
ke,
only
to ha
ve
it ca
ught
by t
he o
ther,
they
would
div
e thr
ough
ea
ch o
ther’s
leg
s, an
d ge
nera
lly
do a
q+?h
ing
to p
ut
on t
he b
est
live
show
ar
ound
. Du
ring
the S
tax
record
s tou
r of
Euro
pe
in 19
67, Oti
s Re
dding
(a
live
perfo
rmer
of
no s
mall
reno
wn
himse
lf)
vowe
d tha
t he
wou
ld ne
ver
tour
with
Sa
m an
d Da
ve
agai
n -
“they
’re
killin
g me
ou
t th
ere”
sa
id
soul
music
’s big
gest
star. Th
is is,
in
ever
y re
spec
t, a
flawl
ess
comp
ilatio
n:
the li
ner
notes
, fro
m the
pe
n of
Rob
Bow
man
, ar
e ex
haus
tive
and
insigh
tful,
the
rema
sterin
g an
d tra
ck
seIe
ctio
n is
exce
llent
, an
d th
e mu
sic
is as
stirr
ing
and
unqu
ench
ably
pass
ionate
as
has
eve
r be
en
put
onto
vin
yl.
A 24
-car
at
solid
gold
sou
l wo
n-
der.
l .*.
*..t.*
......
...*..
......
...~*
In clo
sing
a no
te
of t
hank
s. W
hile
rec
ord
com
pani
es
are
usua
lly
the
brun
t of
noth
ing
but
comp
laints
, W
EA
Cana
da
dese
rve
noth
ing
but
kudo
s for
the
ir lo
ngst
andi
ng
serie
s of
ex
celle
nt rei
ssue
s an
d co
mpila
tions
. Th
ey
have
con
sisten
tly
put
effo
rt an
d in
vest
men
t in
to
proje
cts
Iike
the
Atlan
tic
Roots
se
ries,
the
exce
llent
fo
ur-a
Ibum
Ot
is Re
dding
Sf
ov,
and
this
com
pila
tion
- pr
ojects
wh
ich,
on t
he
surh
ce,
seem
to
hav
e a
smal
l co
mm
ercia
I po
tent
iaI.
In
doin
g so
, W
EA
Cana
da
have
se
t a
stand
ard
of
adve
ntur
ousn
ess
and
atte
ntion
to
deta
il in
their
hand
ling
of t
heir
back
ca
talog
ue
which
ha
s no
t ye
t be
en
match
ed
by a
ny
othe
r ma
jor
record
co
mpan
y.
by
Dere
k W
etier
Im
prin
t St
aff
A sh
it liv
e alb
um
from
a ba
nd w
ith
a lon
g his
tory
of
shi
t liv
e al
bum
s.
Ideall
y, a
live
record
sh
ould
have
an
iden
tity
of its
own
, a
sort
of “th
is is
wher
e the
ban
d is
at no
w”
feel
to it.
This
is ac
comp
lishe
d no
t on
ly wi
th
the a
ctual
perfo
rman
ce,
but
with
the
so
ng
selec
tion.
A go
od
exam
ple
woul
d be
the
Ston
es’
1970
liv
e dis
c Ge
t Ye
r Ya
-Ya’s
Ou
t! -
the
only
worth
while
liv
e alb
um
they
have
re
lease
d. On
th
at a
lbum,
the
mat
erial
wa
s fre
sh
- a
coup
le of
Chuc
k Be
rrys,
the c
urren
t sin
gles,
cuts
from
the
‘68 a
nd
‘69
album
s. An
d the
so
und
was
cohe
sive
and
uniqu
e:
a dir
ty,
mean
-mind
ed
cross
be
twee
n blu
es
and
hard-
rock,
highli
ghte
d by
Ja
gger
’s re
ptilia
n sta
ge
prese
nce
(“Yuh
wo
uldn’t
wa
nt me
tro
user
s tu
h fa
lI do
wn
now,
wo
uldjuh
?“).
Contr
ast
that
with
the
cyn
ical
mon-
ey
makin
g ma
chine
tha
t is
Flash
point
.
The
mate
rial
here
is
far f
rom
fresh
: the
bulk
of
it da
tes
from
th
e St
ones
ha
lcyon
da
ys
of the
’60
s. Fa
r fro
m
being
wh
at
a liv
e aI
bum
shou
ld be
, Fla
shpo
int
repres
ents
what
too m
any
live
LPs
actua
lly
are:
sc
atters
hot
grea
test
hits
pack
ages
wi
th
cann
ed
appl
ause
. Th
e se
t list
is c
ram
med
wi
th
hits
, ch
osen
fro
m
the
band
’s en
tire
care
er
with
pe
rver
sely
delib
erat
e ha
phaz
ardn
ess.
The
surpr
ises
are
token
on
es:
the l
ittle
know
n “F
actor
y Gi
rl”
(from
Be
ggar
s Ba
nque
t),
the
blues
sta
ndar
d “L
ittle
Red
Roos
ter.”
Othe
rwise
, it’s
all
stuff
fam
iliar
to 15
- ye
ar-o
ld ow
ners
of
H
ot
Rock
s an
d Su
cking
in
the S
ew&e
s.
And
of co
urse
they
don’
t try
to
imbu
e the
set
with
an
y ide
ntity
of its
ow
n, eit
her.
Thes
e wi
lling
yo
ung
tic-
ketbu
yers
want
to he
ar
the
hits
as
they
kn
ow
them
, so
tha
t’s
what
th
ey
get.
It’s
down
right
emba
rrass
ing
to he
ar J
agge
r im
itate
the
ope
ning
yelps
of
“Sym
pathy
for
the
De
vil.”
And
much
of
the h
it pa
rade
on
side
two
-
“Bro
wn
Suga
r,”
“Jump
in’
Jack
Flas
h,”
“Pain
t It
Blac
k” -
soun
ds
worse
tha
n the
stud
io or
igina
ls.
Inevit
able,
re
ally:
GR
ADU
ATIN
G
-1
STU
DEN
TS
STAR
T YO
UR
CAR
EER
O
FF R
IGH
T W
ITH
By
spec
iaf
arra
ngem
ent
with
a
char
tered
Ca
nadia
n ba
nk,
we
can
put
you
into
a ne
w Ma
zda
befor
e yo
u gr
adua
te.
If yo
u ha
ve
a job
wa
iting
for
you
upon
gr
adua
ting,
give
us
a ca
ll or
stop
by
our
show
room
for
de
tails
on
this
exclu
sive
offer
for
gr
adua
tes.
WH
ERE
THE
EX
PR
ES
SW
AY
EN
DS
. SA
VING
S BE
GIN
the s
tudio
versi
ons
are
defin
itive,
so
if
you’r
e go
nna
put
out
live
ones
, yo
u be
tter
shak
e ‘em
up
a bit
. If
you
try t
o jus
t co
py
what
’s th
ere,
yo
u’re
doom
ed
to inf
erior
ity.
Oh,
the t
wo
new
studio
so
ngs
- the
poli
ticall
y co
rrect
antiw
ar
tirad
e “H
ighwi
re”
and
the t
ypica
lly
naug
hty
“Sex
Driv
e” -
are
pretty
lam
e to
o. A
s if t
he li
ve s
et wa
sn’t
proo
f en
ough
, the
ne
w so
ngs
prov
ide
ample
ev
idenc
e tha
t the
only
dif
feren
ce
betw
een
the
Ston
es
and
the
doze
ns
of oth
er
crumm
y re
vivali
st ba
nds
that
tro
upe
throu
gh
LuLu
’s is
seve
ral
millio
n do
llars.
The
last
four
month
s ha
ve
bore
wi
tnes
s to
a
slew
of
PSB
relea
ses;
both
“B
eing
Bo
ring”
an
d ‘?
-Iow
Can
You
Expe
ct To
Be
Take
n Se
,rious
ly?”
were
cu
lled
from
their
lates
t an
d be
st alb
um
&hav
iour
. No
w,
their
flash
y wo
rld
tour,
reple
te wi
th
danc
ing
choru
ses,
wing
ed
costu
mes,
and
cowb
oy
hats,
co
incide
s wi
th
anoth
er
world
hde
hit a
la ’
88s
“Alw
ays
On
My
Min
d.”
Neil
Tenn
ant
has
comm
ented
tha
t the
tou
r’s
over
-the-
top
humo
ur
is ba
sed
in Am
erica
n po
p cu
lture
, an
d oft
en
at Am
erica
’s ex
pens
e. It’s
no
wo
nder
the
y ch
ose
a rec
ent
U2 s
ingle,
a
“rock
‘n
’ ro
ll” cIa
ssic
and
fused
it
with
“di
sco
maste
rpiec
e”
“Can
’t Ta
ke
My E
yes
Off
You.”
No
t fin
ding
U2 t
o be
all
that
prec
ious
in t
he f
irst
plac
e,
the s
ong
is a s
heer
delig
ht;
waft
after
wa
ft of
uplift
ing
keyb
oards
, so
aring
vo
cals,
an
d mi
rthfu
l “a
h-ah
ha
” ac
comp
anim
ent
all
whip
toge
ther
to
se
cure
our
sacc
harin
e tru
st,
The
boys
ha
ve
alway
s be
en
gene
rous
wi
th
bonu
s tra
cks,
B-sid
es
and
remi
xes.
Unfor
tunate
ly for
the
co
llecto
r or
die
-har
d fa
n, t
heir
Britis
h EP
rele
ases
ar
e dif
feren
t fro
m tho
se
dome
stic,
while
al
so
boun
cing
arou
nd
diffe
rent
tra
cks
over
va
rious
fo
rmat
s cre
ating
a
tota
l co
nsum
er
maze
. Co
urse
tha
t’s p
art
of the
gam
e.
“We
All
Feel
Bette
r In
The
Dark,
” th
e B-
side
to
“Bei
ng
Borir
\&”
is trd
y
exce
ption
al an
d de
serv
es
spec
ial
ment
ion
with
Ch
ris
Lowe
’s wh
ite-
boy
rap
and
Tenn
ants’
br
eathy
ba
ck-
ing
voca
ls.
I he
ard
rumo
ur
of an
im
mine
nt
outta
kes
tape
- &s
ides.
Here
’s ho
ping.
Reco
rd R
evie
ws
Impr
int,
Frid
ay, M
ay 3
, 19
9 1
23
.’
by
Dere
k W
eile
r Im
prin
t sta
ff
This
new
five-
song
EP
from
Bo
ston
indie
rocke
rs the
Le
monh
eads
re
p res
ents
all t
hat
is bo
th go
od
and
bad
abou
t the
“wa
cky
cove
r” tre
nd.
First
up
is a
cove
r of
the
schlo
cky
pop
nugg
et
“Diffe
rent
Drum
.” Mu
ch
as
they
did w
ith
“L&a
l a
coup
le ye
ars
ago,
the ‘
head
s tur
n a
silly
pop
smea
r int
o a
scre
emin’
ge
etar
anth
em.
This
is wh
at co
ver
versi
ons
are
all a
bout,
or
at lea
st wh
at the
y sh
ould
be.
They
thr
ow
a who
le ne
w lig
ht o
n the
son
g, br
inging
it
into
the ‘9
Os, a
s it
were
, bu
t sti
ll the
y sa
crific
e no
ne
ofits
origi
nal
powe
ror
char
m.
Unfom
tely,
the
two
origi
nal
Lemo
nhea
ds
song
s len
d cre
denc
e to
the d
ictum
tha
t the
rea
son
cove
rs ar
e
by R
ich
Nich
ol Im
sta
ff
Trail
ing
behin
d the
wa
ve
of Ch
ristm
as-tim
e gr
eates
t hit
s alb
ums,
Britis
h po
p sta
r Jim
my
Some
rville
co
asts
in wi
th
a sin
gles
colle
ction
of
works
sp
annin
g fro
m 19
84 t
o 19
90.
The
75mi
nute
, 17
-trac
k CD
cov
ers
stron
g da
ncey
ma
teria
l fro
m So
mer-
ville’
s de
but
with
Br
onsk
i Be
at,
his
chan
geov
er
to Th
e Co
mmun
ards
, an
d his
rec
ent
solo
works
.
His
unCH
AMPl
&e
voice
or-
gin
ally
steer
ed
me i
nto
belie
ving.
the
lea
d vo
cal
was
supp
lied
by a
wom
an
Talk
abou
t so
prano
s . .
. oh
man!
The
1984
me
gahit
sin
gle
“Sma
lltown
Bo
y,”
a so
ng
abou
t th
e lon
elies
s an
d ali
enat
ion
of a
youn
g bo
y de
nied
freed
om
in a
UK t
own,
molde
d int
o a
sturdy
fo
unda
tion
for
later
wo
rks.
Othe
r hit
s tak
en
from
Bron
ski
Beat’
s on
e an
d on
ly LP
7&e
Ag
e of
Cons
ent
(198
4)
includ
e ‘*A
in’t
Nece
ssari
ly So
,““1
Feel
Love
/ J
ohnn
y Re
memb
er
Me,”
and
“Run
Fr
om
Love
” fea
turing
Cl
audia
Br
ucke
n. Th
e Co
mmun
ards
’ ina
ugur
al se
lf- tit
led
album
wa
s hig
hligh
ted
by t
he
popu
lar
club
beat
“Don
’t Le
ave
Me
This
Way
” in
which
So
merv
ille
pairs
UP
wi
th
Sara
h Ja
ne
Morri
s. ‘p
isen
chan
ted”
an
d C
lifto
n Da
vis's
“Nev
er Ca
n Sa
y Go
odby
e”
are
two
0th~
m
eaty
se
lectio
ns.
The
seco
nd
album
re
lease
d by
Th
e Co
m-
muna
rcls,
simply
tit
led
Red,
did
not
have
the
sub
stanc
e of
the f
irst.
so fq
mlar
rig
ht no
w in
the fi
rst p
lace
is be
caus
e no
body
wr
ites
good
son
gs
~ymo
re.“R
tint”a
nd
‘“Ride
with
Me
” ar
e bo
th hig
hly
liste
nable
: on
e’s
breez
y an
d roc
kin,
one’s
aco
ustic
an
d mo
urnfu
l, bo
th ar
e tig
htly-p
layed
. Bu
t in
terms
of
appe
al,
memo
rable
- ne
ss,
and
shee
r th
rill
powe
r, the
y ar
e no
fhing
ne
xt to
‘Diffe
rent
Drum
,” Sa
me g
oes
for a
nothe
r co
ver
on th
is Er
- “S
kulls
,” or
igina
Ny
by
Glen
1 D
anzig
, wh
o’s
not
a che
esy
pop
hack
, bu
t a ‘
serio
us
music
ian”
The
unple
a-
sant
fact
is tha
t ch
eesy
po
p ha
cks
wuall
y wr
ite
bette
r so
ngs
than
“serio
us
music
ians.”
Usua
lly,
that
is. T
he
third
co
ver
tune
is no
ne
other
tha
n “S
tep
by
Step
,” as
pop
ulariz
ed
by
New
Rids
on
the
Bloc
k, mu
sical
spok
esme
n for
a
gene
ratio
n Th
is rep
resen
ts al
l tha
t is
wron
g wi
th
cove
r ve
rsion
s tod
ay:
doing
ge
nuine
ly aw
ful
song
s jus
t for
the
sa
ke
of be
ing
‘kook
y.”
Even
wo
rse,
the ‘
head
s do
not
hing
for t
he
tune.
They
se
em t
o thi
nk
that
theyrc
be
ing
ecce
ntric
and
hilar
ious
just
by
vir
tue
of co
verin
g su
ch
a “za
ny’
choic
e. Th
ey
aren
’t. Oh
well
. Mo
st of
this
EP is
pret
ty en
terta
inin
g,
and
“Diffe
rent
Drum
” is
noth
ing
short
of
a mu
st-he
ar.
All
in al
l, no
t a
bad
tally.
Also
com
plime
nting
thi
s co
llecti
on
are
Sqne
rville
’s ~1
0 ma
teria
l fro
m the
&I
J&
Read
My
. Lip
s: his
mo
st su
cces
&d
solo
sin
gle
to
date
‘Y
ou
Make
Me
Fee
l (Mi
ghty
Real)
” an
d “T
o Lo
ve
Some
body
” a
song
wr
itten
by
Barry
an
d Ro
bin
Gibb
. Ye
t, too
ofte
n on
thi
s CD
, it
seem
s tha
t the
re
is litt
le va
riety
betw
een
track
s. Th
is is
surp
rising
co
nside
ring
the
three
pr
ojects
So
merv
ille
has
been
inv
olved
in.
De
spite
his
sc
rawny
ali
en-lik
e vis
age,
Some
rville
ha
s es
tabhs
hed
a n
byLa
nc!e
Man
ion
Lrnp
rint
staf
f
Coup
le ye
ars
ago,
the S
cream
ing
Tree
s pu
t ou
t on
e of
1989
’s be
st alb
ums,
a pie
ce o
f me
lodic,
gr
ung
y, ne
o-ps
yche
delic
Ro
wer
powe
r po
p ca
lled
BUZZ
Fa
ctuv..
Si
nce
theq
they’v
e sp
linter
ed
into
vario
us
solo
proje
cts
and
relea
sed
a gr
oup
EP o
r tw
o. Th
e br
and-
new
album
Un
cle
Ancu
tksiu
is tf\e
ir firs
t ma
jor
proje
ct sin
ce
Buzz
Fatq
. -‘T
hey
soun
d lik
e a
cross
be
twee
n RE
M an
d Di
nosa
ur
Jr.
- typ
ical
Amer
irock
,” se
z Do
ne.
My i
nstin
ctive
re
tort
was
that
this
is no
t su
ch
a ba
d
P lace
to be
, but
as th
e alb
um
wore
on
, be
gan
to ha
ve
less
and
less
inter
est
in de
fend
ing
it. Tr
uth
to te
ll, I
was
bore
d rig
ht ou
t o’m
y sk
ull b
y the
tim
e sid
e tw
o sp
utte
red
to a
hal
t. ~
So
what
happ
ened
? Se
ems
like
ever
ything
tha
t mad
eBuz
z Fa
ctor
dis-
tincti
ve
- the
ps
yche
delic
t&
.&es
,. the
moo
dines
s, the
ter
rific
melod
ies
-was
mi
ssing
onthi
s on
e. An
d thq
re
was
noth
ing
else
the
re
to re
place
it.
Ther
e wa
s jus
t. . .
noth
ing
there
. Ma
ybe
1 wo
uld
have
lik
ed
this
record
be
tter
if I’d
nev
er he
ard
Buzz
Fa
ctory.
Bo
th r
ecord
s dis
till t
he b
and’s
sty
le, b
ut the
ear
lier
Lp is
just
so m
uch
more
re
alize
d an
d eff
ectiv
e, lis
tenin
g to
the n
ew o
ne w
ems
like
a big
was
te of
time.
So
if yo
u bu
y on
ly on
e rec
ord
this
year
- we
ll, ma
ke
sure
it’s n
ot thi
s on
e. Bu
t if
you
buy
only
one
Scre
aming
Tr
ees
record
in
your
life
- we
ll, ma
ke
sure
it’s n
ot thi
s on
e.
colos
sal
work
ethic
in the
mu
sic
indus
try.
His
enthu
siasm
ha
s ev
en
create
d se
vera
l co
ver
song
s, to
which
th
e cr
itics
have
no
t ta
ke17
a li
king.
Bu
t in
an a
ttach
ed
biogr
aphy
So
merv
ille
defen
ds
his a
ction
s sta
ting
‘if it’s
a
good
son
g an
d pe
ople
want
to he
ar i
t, I?l
singit
- I d
on’t
see
any
prob
lem
with
co
vers.
” Bu
t in
simila
r fas
hion
to De
pech
e Mo
de,
a ch
arism
atic
voice
co
upled
wi
th s
ome
jazzy
dr
um
sequ
ence
s wi
ll sp
rout
conti
nued
su
cces
s for
Jim
my
Some
rville
/\
I R
iBm
m
So if
you
’ve
been
thin
king
abou
t
I jum
ping
on
the
en
vtron
menta
l ba
ndw
agon
an
d ha
ven’
t ha
d th
e ch
ance
, dr
op i
n an
d pi
ck u
p a
high
qu
ality
use
d re
cord
or
tape
for
a m
inim
af a
mou
nt
of m
oney
. (W
e al
so s
tock
C
Ds,
post
ers,
mag
s et
c).
146
Kin
g St
.W.,K
itche
ner,
open
10
to
1 C
l Mom
Sat.,
74
3-
83 f
5
TtflJ
RSDA
Y,M
AY
16
feat
urin
g th
e CF
NY
na.l‘M
ADE
FOR
TX’
24
impr
int,
Frida
y, Ma
y 3,
1991
by
Paul
Ko
waIs
ki Im
prin
t sta
ff
The
Kitc
hens
of
Di
stin
ctio
n.
The
Toile
ts
of D
estru
ction
. Th
e Be
droo
ms
of
Forn
icatio
n.
The
Gaze
bos
of
Aggr
essio
n.
So i
t goe
s. Th
e Ki
tche
ns
are
the
late
st
guita
r ex
port
from
th
e Un
ited
King
dom
’s On
e Li
ttle
Indi
an
Reco
rds,
and
“Driv
e Th
at
Fast”
is
the
first
singl
e an
d se
cond
-bes
t tra
ck
from
th
eir
new
Stra
nge
Free
W
orld
rele
ase,
be
sted
on
ly by
“Q
uick
as
Rain
bows
. N S
ince
the
Kitc
hens
sig
ned
to
big-
trme
A&M
Re
cord
s, th
eir
char
acte
ristic
un
mod
ulat
ed-ra
w-
and-
fast
guita
r wa
ve
has
evolv
ed
into
a
mor
e tre
bly,
textu
red
and
laye
red
soun
d.
Both
@
tars
m
ix an
d in
tertw
ine,
un
til
you
can’
t di
stin
guish
on
e fro
m
the
othe
r. An
othe
r ch
ange
is
with
th
e ne
w-fo
und
sour
ce
of
cash
, th
e Ki
tche
ns
final
ly co
uld
hire
a
real
nu
man
dr
umm
er
for
this
reco
rd
- so
no
80
8 ba
ss
kicks
he
re,
hous
e-
lead
s.
“Driv
e Th
at
Fast”
is
abou
t a
topi
c on
g ig
nore
d in
so
ngwr
iting
- No
men
tru
stin
g m
en
who
drive
fa
st am
, in
an
allu
sive
sens
e.
The
guita
r No
rk
in t
his
is ph
enom
ed,
like
noth
- ng
else
I’ve
ev
er
want
ed
to h
ear.
This
s th
e be
st on
e.
Also
in
clude
d on
. th
is EP
iti
“E
leph
antin
y,”
an
ethe
real
u
cap&
ve
rsion
of
an
ol
d sin
gle
“Ele
phan
- tin
e,”
with
th
e ev
er-d
eep
chor
us
“eve
ry gr
eat
natio
n en
ds
up
dese
rv-
ing
war.
, . .I
’ The
B-
side
of t
he s
ingl
e ha
s ‘T
hese
Dr
inker
s”
and
“3 t
o Be
am
Up”
- no
C
& C
Mus
ic Fa
ctory
re
mixe
s of
th
e tit
le
track
he
re!
“Not
hing
’s un
tain
ted,
no
t ev
en
Pooh
Be
ar”
is ho
w “T
hese
Dr
inker
s”
begi
ns,
‘and
it
goes
on
to
qu
ite
accu
rate
ly de
scrib
e a
drun
ken
nigh
t ou
t an
d a
hang
over
-sod
den
mor
ning
af
ter.
Rath
er
slow-
plac
ed,
this,
but
the
lyr
ics
mak
e up
for
it.
“3 T
o Be
am
Up,”
far
from
be
ing
an
ode
to
Star
Ti
ck,
is an
ex
tend
ed
inst
rum
enta
l, wi
th
swirl
ing
and
slid-
in
g lay
ers
of g
uita
r re
min
iscen
t of
the
M
arsh
rnaI
low
Over
coat
. Th
e Ki
tche
ns
are
soun
ding
ep
ic an
d al
mos
t sy
mph
onic
and
mak
e yo
u wa
nt
to l
isten
to
the
m
in b
right
oa
ken
parlo
urs,
sippi
ng
boile
rmak
ers
while
we
arin
g we
ll-m
ade
natu
ral
fibre
clo
thes
.
Ifyou
likeE
choa
ndth
eBun
n en
ar
ound
th
e tim
e of
Hea
ven
0”
P er
e or
pe
rhap
s a
faste
r A
Tear
drop
Ex
plod
es,
liste
n to
th
e Ki
tche
ns.
“I wo
uld
neve
r wa
nt
to l
eave
th
is co
un-
try
wher
e ro
ads
are
fast
and
know
ledg
e ea
sy.”
.
band
s ar
e @
@ng
sig
ned
too
quick
ly no
wada
ys,
- j$om
etim
es
afte
r th
eir
seco
nd
or t
hird
gi
g. I
gnor
ing
the
tact
hat
the
Wtid
erstu
ff we
re
snat
ched
up
pr
etty
dam
ned
quick
ly th
em-
Elve
s, th
e m
an
has
a po
int.
Ther
e ar
e pl
enty
of
aIW
ms
bein
g cu
t by
ban
ds
Nho
don’
t ha
ve
the
mat
urity
to
fil
l ev
en h
alfof
th
e re
cord
. Th
e Fa
rm
is on
e of
them
. Th
e Fa
rm
tie
like
the
car
horn
s of
pop
m
usic:
they
ha
ve
one
soun
d.
It m
ay
be
a go
od
soun
d,
but
it’s t
heir
only
soun
d.
But
usin
g it
for
the
entir
e sp
an
of a
n LP
is
Iike
stag
ing
‘han
ds
acro
ss
Amer
ica”
with
a
few
doze
n St
retch
Ar
rnstr
ongs
. W
hich
is a
sham
e,
beca
use
ther
e ar
e fo
ur
song
s on
th
is al
bum
th
at w
ould
m
ake
a gr
eat
EP.
The
song
s “G
roov
y Tr
ain”
and
“I-Ie
arts
and
Min
ds,”
perfe
ct ex
am-
ples
of
the
gr
eat
pop
mus
ic th
at
the
Engl
ish
bewi
lder
ingl
y ch
urn
out
with
clo
ckwo
rk
regu
larit
y,
dese
rve
a pl
ace
alon
gsid
e th
e be
st fro
m
the
Char
lata
ns
or H
appy
M
onda
ys.
But
unfo
rtuna
tely
the
rest
of S
pur-
~CZC
US, wh
ose
soap
box-
like
pop-
art
cove
r pr
omise
s a
“gen
tle
but
effe
c-
tive”
re
cord
, is
a bl
each
ed
effo
rt.
Song
s lik
e ‘W
ighe
r an
d Hi
gher
” sh
ow
us
a ba
nd
who
have
n’t
been
ar
ound
lo
ng
enou
gh
to s
epar
ate
the
whea
t fro
m
the
chaf
f, be
ahvis
e.
I hav
e th
e fe
elin
g th
at
the
Farm
do
n’t
know
m
any
mor
e so
ngs
than
th
ey’ve
pu
t on
Sp
~rba
~us.
Save
yo
ur
mon
ey
until
th
ey
Iem
so
me
bette
r on
es.
Reco
rd
by
Trem
or
&ir
Impr
int
staff
REM
is
mut
atin
g.
But
that
is
OK,
we
are
all
mut
atin
g.
New
voice
s, ne
w ar
ms,
stron
ger
legs
, an
d ey
es
sen-
sit
itve
to d
iffer
ent
hues
, Ou
r Of
Tim
e ca
ptur
es
a ba
nd
totte
ring
on t
he v
erge
of
frag
men
tatio
n No
t to
say
the
y ar
e sp
littin
g up
; ra
ther
, th
e str
ains
of s
uc-
cess
on
a
dem
ocra
tic
grou
p ha
ve
begu
n to
sug
gest
the
natu
ral
divis
ions
wi
thin
, If,
like
KI
SS,
REM
de
cided
to
re
cord
fo
ur
solo
al
bum
s,
and
then
cu
lled
the
best
track
s on
to
one,
it
mig
ht
soun
d lik
e th
is.
Actu
ally,
th
at’s
pret
ty sil
ly.
Then
ag
ain,
St
ipe’
s in
trosp
ectio
n on
‘b
w,”
Buck
’s gu
itar
on
“Shi
ny
Happ
y Pe
ople
,” an
d M
ills’
“N
ear
Wild
He
aven
” al
l ha
ve
abno
rmal
ly str
ong
indi
vidua
l sta
mps
, m
agni
fyin
g el
emen
ts
with
in
the
band
, ra
ther
th
an
{as
on G
reen)
the b
and
itsel
f. By
way
of
disc
laim
er,
“Iosin
g M
y Re
ligio
n,”
easil
y th
eir
best
singl
e sin
ce
‘Xoc
k-
ville
,” i,s
evid
ence
th
at
thei
r m
usica
l
As
the
folks
ingi
ng
band
wago
n ro
lled
over
us
in
the
late
‘~O
S, I a
lway
s th
ough
t th
at
Trac
ey
Chap
man
an
d Su
zann
e Ve
ga w
ere
som
ewha
t ov
er-
rate
d an
d pr
eten
tious
. M
ichel
le
Shoc
- ke
d wa
s on
ly sli
ghtly
m
ore
appe
alin
g,
beca
use
her
first
albu
m
was
reco
rded
on
a S
ony
Wal
kman
. Bu
t ba
ck i
n 19
89,
I pick
ed
up a
copy
of
Phr
anc’s
se
cond
al
bum
, I
Enjoy
be
ing
a Gi
rl,
and
real
ized
that
thi
s is
what
tru
e fo
lksing
- in
g wa
s al
l ab
out.
That
al
bum
co
ntai
ned
som
e gr
eat
track
s th
at
atta
cked
pr
o-Fa
scist
sk
inhea
ds
(she
sta
rted
out
in t
he L
A pu
nk
scen
e an
d ha
d a
stin
t wi
th
Cath
olic
Disc
iplin
e of
Lkc
he
of W
es-
tm
Civil
izatio
n fa
me)
, sa
tirize
d Ro
gers
an
d Ha
mm
erst
ein,
an
d pa
id
.
On
Phra
nc’s
third
an
d ne
west
late
st
albu
m
does
sh
ow
mor
e su
btle
re
leas
e,
?bsit
iveiy
Phra
nc,
she
con-
hu
mou
r, wi
t, an
d sa
rcas
m.
tinue
s to
ex
plor
e th
e th
eme
of l
ove
“I Li
ke
You”
an
d “I’
m
Not
Rom
an-
hom
age
to
Mar
tina
Navr
atilo
ti.
But
thro
bgh
the
eyes
of
a
lesb
ian.
He
r .
tic”
spe*
no
tjust
ab
out
hom
osex
ual
one
of
Phra
nc’s
grea
test
stren
gths
ge
nder
pr
efer
ence
is
what
sa
ves
thes
e re
latio
nshi
ps
but
hetcr
oscx
ual
ones
wa
s th
at
she
coul
d va
ry he
r m
usica
l so
ngs
from
m
eltin
g in
a v
at o
f cli
ched
to
o.
In
fact,
it
says
m
ore
abou
t th
e sty
le fro
m
thre
e-ch
ord
punk
to
neo
- ne
sfol
kie
syru
p.
Alth
ough
no
t as
in
abilit
y of
m
en
to
unde
rSta
nd
the
folk
to j
azzy
, lil
ting,
pi
ano
bar
blue
s.
mus
ically
ra
w as
her
la
st
etto
rt,
her
simpl
e ph
rase
“n
o m
eans
no
. ”
‘“‘64
--
Ford
,” wi
th
its H
eart-
like
open
ing
a an
d ’6
0s C
alifo
rnia
su
rf so
und
frn~l
r-
expe
rimen
ts
have
pr
oduc
ed
no
irrec
oncil
able
di
visio
ns.
This,
th
eir
seve
nth
LP,
is en
tirel
y lis
tena
ble
- ch
ock
full
of h
it sin
gles
as
hum
mab
le
as ’8
9s “
Stan
d”
with
out
bein
g as
hok
ey.
Good
id
ea t
o ge
t th
is al
bum
no
w an
d en
joy
it be
fore
AM
ra
dio
and
muz
ak
cram
it
endle
ssly
down
yo
ur
thro
at.
The
open
ing
strain
s of
“R
adio
So
ng”
hark
en
to t
he
glor
ies
of R
et-
konin
g be
fore
sk
irting
do
wn
a ra
ther
fu
nky
path
, cu
lmin
atin
g in
a r
ap
by
KRS-
1,
one
of t
he
albu
m’s
man
y co
- sta
rs.
Katie
Pi
erso
n,
from
th
e B-
523
also
hel
ps
out
on a
few
track
s, ad
ding
pa
rticu
larly
de
lect
able
vo
cals
to
“Shi
ny
Happ
y Pe
ople
,” th
e ne
xt sin
gle.
Th
e wh
ole
proj
ect
com
es
acro
ss
as i
mpo
rtant
, sp
ecia
l, as
if
a fa
lterin
g re
latio
nshi
p su
dden
ly ca
ught
th
e br
eath
of
life
. “E
ndga
me,
” ‘T
exar
cana
,” an
d “M
e In
Ho
ney”
al
l em
body
th
e se
nse
of jo
yful
re
juven
a-
tion
that
wi
ll un
doub
tedl
y fu
el
our
sum
mer
air
wave
s. Li
fe’s
rich
page
ant
goes
on
.
- _---
- tes
y of
2
Nice
Gi
rls),
show
s &r
a wo
man
ca
n lo
ve
cars
just
as
muc
h as
m
en,
even
wh
en
she’s
64
yea
rs ol
d.
In ‘
Hitch
cock
,” sh
e se
es h
er
lover
as
the
wo
men
in
Al
fred
Hitch
cock
fil
ms:
“W
hen
you
went
bl
onde
yo
u lo
oked
ju
st l
ike K
im N
ovak
/
You
look
ed
like
her
when
yo
u we
re
brun
ette
to
o /
And
I m
ust’v
e cr
ied
a m
illio
n te
ars
when
I
watc
hed
Verti
go/
‘Cau
se
both
of
he
r lo
oked
so
m
uch
like
you.
” “T
ipton
” is
dedi
cate
d to
the
la
te B
illie
Ti
pton
, th
e jaz
z m
usici
an
who
was
actu
ally
a wo
man
wh
o’d
mas
quer
aded
as
a m
an
for
50 y
ears
. “O
utta
He
re”
is a
tribu
te
to
hr
frien
ds
that
ha
ve
died
fro
m
AIDS
, in
cludi
ng
cont
rove
rsial
ph
oto-
gr
aphe
r Ro
bert
Map
plet
horp
e.
But
the
high
light
ha
s to
be
the
cove
r of
th
e Be
ach
Boys
’ “S
urfe
r Gi
rl”
done
as
an
a cu
ppei
a du
et
with
.
Syd
Stra
w.
Hear
ing
the
Beac
h Bo
ys
sing
it m
akes
th
em
soun
d lik
e se
xist
pigs
; he
arin
g Ph
ranc
re
nder
it
gives
it
a be
auty
an
d wi
t ‘it
ne
ver
had
befo
re.
Rep
erto
ry
Rou
nd-u
p Th
ese fi
lms
are
curr
ently
pla
ymg
in K
itche
ner-
Wat
erlo
o or
Toro
nto
and/
or w
ill b
e in
rep
erto
ry so
on.
Alice
Lh
cted
by W
oody
Alle
n
Alle
n re
alize
s M
anha
ttan
is no
t th
e * w
hole
wo
rld;
that
’s a
brea
kthro
ugh
Howe
ver,
this
fant
asy,
which
inv
olves
M
ia
Farro
w in
a
serie
s of
dr
ug-in
duce
d m
agica
l sta
tes
(like
Le
wis
Carro
ll’s
hero
ine)
, is
ofte
n fa
cile
and
rare
ly as
en
gagi
ng
as
Alle
n’s
l7te
Ar
rpie
Rose
of
Cairo
, or
ev
en
his
shor
t Oe
dipus
JV
k&s.
The
chie
f at
tract
ion
is wa
iting
to
see
who
wi
ll tu
rn
up n
ext,
for
the
cast
inclu
des
AIec
Bald
win,
W
illiam
Hu
r$
Joe
%-
tegn
a,
Bern
adet
te
Pete
rs,
Gwen
Ve
r- do
n,
Blyt
he
Dann
er,
and
Cybi
u .
Shep
herd
.
i%e
Silen
ce o
f the
Lam
bs
l
Dire
cted
by J
o/math
Lk
mme
Dem
me
has
man
aged
so
me
class
y- sic
k to
uche
s an
d sn
atch
es
of
Hitch
cock
ian
dark
hu
mou
r, bu
t th
e
&ad
Dire
cted
by T
urn S
toppa
rd
The
play
wrig
ht’s
own
stag
ing
of
the
work
(a
kin
d of
cou
sin
of W
aitin
g for
Go
dot)
is un
even
. It
cont
ains
fa
r to
o m
uch
mug
ging
by
Gar
y O
ldm
an
and
Tim
Ro
th
(diti
gent
pe
rform
ers
elsew
here
), fre
quen
t lap
ses
into
un
insp
ired
slaps
tick,
and
a m
is-
guid
ed
atte
mpt
to
cou
ch
the
pict
ure
in my
sticis
m.
Thre
e or
fou
r of
Sto
p-
pard
’s ra
pid-
fire
repa
rtee
scen
es
are
well-
done
, bu
t th
e on
ly ot
her
enjoy
- ab
le
parts
co
me
from
Sh
akes
pear
e’s
Haml
et,
mos
tly
invo
lving
Ri
char
d Dr
eyfu
ss.
Go
figur
e.
.
Gree
n Ca
rd
Dire
cted
by P
eter
Weir
Weir
’s ap
peal
is
a m
yster
y to
me;
I
have
fo
und
Whe
ss,
?he
Mosq
uito
Coas
t, an
d De
ad
PMS
Socie
ty al
l un
satis
fying
(w
hat
abou
t Th
e Ye
ar
of
Livin
g Da
nger
ously
or
G
allip
oli?
-
ed.).
Weir
’s fil
ms
neve
r se
em
to h
ave
anyw
here
to
go
. Th
is Am
erica
n ro
man
tic
com
edy
starri
ng
Andi
e
Mac
dowe
ll an
d Ge
rard
De
pard
ieu
is a
bad
idea
fro
m
the
outs
et:
a pa
ir of
op
posit
es
get
mar
ried
for
the
papr
be
nefit
s,
hopi
ng
neve
r to
set
eye
s on
ea
ch
othe
r ag
ain,
th
en,
unde
r pr
e-
ssur
e to
pas
s an
im
mig
ratio
n de
part-
m
ent
exam
. Th
ey
cram
on
ea
ch
othe
r’s
char
acte
rs,
and
in t
he p
roce
ss,
fall
in l
ove.
It’
s al
l ve
ry ta
me
and
very
dull.
I
actu
ally
want
ed
Mac
dowe
il’s
girlf
riend
to
end
up
with
th
e pi
ano-
pr
ayin
g Fr
ench
he
ro;
she
had
spun
k.
ihe F
ield
’ Di
nxted
by
Jim
She
ridrrn
ye
ars
The
mel
odra
mat
ic pl
ot
begi
ns
when
an
Am
erica
n in
trude
r (T
om
Bere
nger
) tri
es
to b
uy
a m
eado
w th
at
Bull
cons
iders
hi
s ow
n Th
ere’s
a
mea
t sm
all
town
fla
vour
, wi
th
won-
Li
ke
?&rid
an’s
‘My
L&
Fmt,
this
Yder
fully
ecc
entri
c ch
arac
ters
. H&
is is
IriSi
f&
n is
esse
ntia
lly
a on
e-m
an
supe
rb,
and
even
th
e cin
e-
show
: th
is tim
e ve
tera
n ac
tor
E&ha
rd
rnat
ogra
phy
is rig
ht
on t
he m
oney
-
Harri
s is
the
man
, Br
enda
Fr
icker
is
crisp
, no
t so
ggy
- bu
t th
e fil
m
goes
ba
ck,
play
ing
the
wife
Ha
rris’c
hara
c-
on t
oo l
ong.
W
e ha
ve
to w
atch
Bu
ll’s
ter
(the
villa
gers
ca
ll hi
m
‘Bul
l”)
has
min
d sn
ap
mor
e th
an
once
to
o liv
ed
with
bu
t no
t sp
oken
to
for
18
ofte
n.
Whit
e Ro
om
is af
fect
ed
by
thre
e un
ique
wo
men
, Dz
kcted
by
Putr
ikia
Roze
ma
play
ed
by
Mar
got
Kidd
er,
Shei
la
McC
arth
y, an
d Ka
te N
ellig
an.
It’s
the
flip-s
ide
of
wack
o -
it’s
schiz
o.
Roze
ma,
wh
o al
so w
rote
an
d ed
ited,
A
surp
risiq$
y bo
ld
crea
tion
from
ha
s a
fresh
, da
zzlin
g sty
iishn
ess;
her
the
Cana
dian
dir
ecto
r be
hind
Ib
e us
e of
co
four
, so
und,
ar
chite
cture
, He
ard
the
Merm
aids
Sing
ing,
fi ca
mer
a,
cutti
ng,
dial
ogue
, an
d to
ne
pseu
do-fa
iry
tale
fo
llows
th
e ad
ven-
ar
e en
ough
to
mak
e yo
u th
ink
mus
ic tu
res
of a
with
draw
n, da
ydre
amin
g vid
eo
has
a va
luab
le
legac
y af
ter
all.
youn
g km
on
his
own
in t
he b
ig c
ity.
The
story
is th
in,
but
som
eh6w
it
Mau
rice
Codi
n is
the
boy
whos
e lif
e do
esn’
t m
atte
r.
Dadd
y No
stalgi
h Di
r&ted
by
Ikv
trand
Ta
vemi
er
Neith
er
as
sapp
y as
Da
d no
r as
cru
el as
Aut
umn
Sona
ta,
this
Fren
ch
fam
ily
dram
a re
volve
s ar
ound
a
fath
er
@irk
Bo
gard
e)
conv
alesc
ing
at
hom
e af
ter
a he
art
atta
ck,
He
no l
on-
ger
gets
alon
g wi
th
his
wife
(o
detie
La
ure)
, bu
t hi
s th
irtyis
h da
ught
er,
Caro
line
(Jan
e Bi
rkin
), is
mor
e in
timat
e wi
th
him
th
an
ever
. Th
e ac
t- in
g by
th
e pr
incip
als
is ex
celle
nt,
bui
Boga
rde,
wi
th
his
soul
ful,
cock
er
span
iel
eyes
, is
espe
cially
wa
tcha
ble
The
one
prob
lem
is
this
trio,
ps
y- ch
olog
ically
“e
nmes
hed”
in
th
eir
unhe
alth
y de
pend
ence
an
d co
nfus
ed
roles
, do
n’t
seem
co
nnec
ted
to
the
fam
ily
of t
he
flash
back
s, wh
ere
Car.
olin
e is
show
n as
a n
egle
cted
ch
ild.
Fi?@
mt&
Nonn
ul Bk
cted
by Y
ves
Simo
neau
wh
imsic
al,
Mich
ael
Rile
y,
in t
he r
ole
of a
facto
ry
work
er
who
drive
s a
taxi
at n
ight
(a
s m
uch
of
a fre
ak
as D
e Ni
ro’s
cabb
ie
year
s be
fore
), un
der-
plays
be
autif
ully;
Ro
bbie
Co
ltran
e Ap
art
from
a
corn
y sp
eech
, a
love
ha
s fin
e co
med
ic pa
nach
e as
the
luck-
in
tere
st
who
isn’t
muc
h of
a ch
arac
ter,
less
frien
d wh
o is
inna
tely
half
con
and
som
e sc
htick
th
at
scra
pes
the
artis
t. Eu
gene
rjp
insk
i an
d Pa
ul
barre
l’s
botto
m,
this
Cana
dian
bu
ddy
Quar
ringt
on’s
dial
ogue
is
gent
ly co
med
y is
char
min
g un
usua
l, an
d da
ffy.
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RY
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26
Impr
int,
Frida
y, M
ay
3,
1991
Ar
ts
Gat
herin
g Fo
rces
at
M.L
. G
alle
ry
Gath
erin
g Fo
rces
Mude
w La
ngua
gt*~
Ga
Uev
Until
Ma
y 5,
199l
bY J
* b#
FY
impr
int
staff
You
only
have
tw
o da
ys
left,
but
if
ther
e is
anyt
hing
to
do
in
them
, it
shou
ld
be t
o se
e th
e ex
hibi
tion
at t
he
Mod
em
Lang
uage
s Ga
llery
. Th
e sh
ow,
title
d “G
athe
ring
Force
s,”
is a
colle
ctio
n of
th
ird
year
fin
e ar
ts st
uden
ts’
work
, an
d an
in
tere
stin
g co
llect
ion
it is.
So
me
of t
he p
ieces
de
serv
e sp
ecia
l co
mm
ent,
Whe
n yo
u fir
st ar
rive
at th
e ga
llery
, yo
u ru
n sm
ack
into
M
olly
Kiel
y’s
“Pus
sy
Pops
,” a
larg
e pr
isma
colou
r sti
x dr
awin
g of
a b
awdy
str
ip-
per
in t
he m
iddl
e of
her
ro
utin
e.
The
styles
sh
e em
ploy
s,
rem
inisc
ent
of
1940
s co
mic
strips
, do
es
not
degr
ade
the
subje
ct bu
t al
lows
he
r to
re
veal
her
own
sexu
al ex
pres
sion.
Th
e sp
unky
‘g
irl,’
depi
cted
is
a hi
ghly
idea
lized
fa
ntas
y fig
ure
which
pr
oudl
y fla
unts
he
rsel
f an
d he
r er
otic
natu
re.
A ve
ry in
tere
stin
g we
lcom
e.
Mor
e ta
me,
bu
t no
les
s ef
fecti
ve,
is He
idi
Schl
egel
’s oi
l, “S
now
Drifts
.” Co
min
g fro
m
the
othe
r en
d of
th
e ar
tistic
sp
ectru
m,
this
paint
ing
is a
rela
piec
e wh
ich
empl
oys
cool
pa
stels
in s
impl
e sh
ades
. Co
ntinu
ing
this
expl
orat
ion
into
th
e no
n-
repr
esen
tatio
nal
are
Jess
e Co
rnin
g’s;
tw
o pie
ces,
“Divi
ded”
an
d “T
wo!
Squa
res
in S
pace
.” Th
e tw
o pie
ces
are
easil
y of
th
e sa
me
cloth
an
d ar
e so
und
exam
ples
of
what
de
cora
tive
art
shou
ld
be.
Ever
ythi
ng
abou
t th
em,
from
co
lour
to
shap
e,
is co
mpl
etel
y in
offe
nsiv
e an
d do
es
not
prov
oke
any
heav
y th
ough
t.
Some
thing
wh
ich
does
, bu
t is
still
in the
sam
e ge
nre,
is
Stev
e Ke
lly’s
“Of
East.
“It
is s s
ubtle
lit
tle p
iece
, gr
aphi
te
on
heav
y pa
per,
which
co
mbi
nes
triba
l cu
lture
wi
th
cont
empo
rary
m
inim
alis
m.
Debb
ie
John
son’s
in
k fig
ures
ar
e al
so r
efre
shing
ly m
inim
al.
Mod
em
class
ical
nude
s wh
ich
beco
me
fine
tracin
gs
of
the h
uman
fo
rm.
Thei
r stu
dy
of l
ine
is in
tere
stin
g an
d ca
tches
th
e ey
e wh
en
man
y fig
ure
sket
ches
do
n’t.
This
subt
lety,
howe
ver,
is ab
ando
ned
in h
er
pain
t- in
% m
ost
fragr
antly
. In
sculp
ture
, th
ere
were
tw
o ve
ry in
trigu
ing
piece
s, th
e fir
st be
ing
Dian
ne
Fries
’ ga
rgan
tuan
“G
od.”
The
struc
ture
sta
nds
a cla
y jes
ter
to t
he
ceilin
g an
d ha
s hi
m
hold
th
e lin
es
of
seve
ral
dim
inut
ive
peop
le
belo
w.
Whi
le
the
proj
ect
may
ha
ve
its s
mal
l fla
ws,
the s
culpt
ure
works
by
virt
ue
of
how
it dr
aws
you
into
it
and
forc
es
you
to
look
up
hu
mbl
y an
d the
n do
wn
to i
nves
tigat
e th
e tin
y fig
ures
.
The
seco
nd
is Jo
hn
Paul
Bag
uley
’s “L
ook
Deep
W
ithin
Yo
urse
lf,”
an
inte
ract
ive
sculp
ture
wh
ich
fixes
on
de
ntistr
y fo
r its
ex
plor
atio
n of
th
e in
ner
self
and
its
defin
ition
th
roug
h ou
ter
struc
ture
s. Th
is pie
ce
mus
t be
ex
perie
nced
fo
r its
fu
ll ef
fect,
for
me
rely
desc
ribin
g hi
s ,d
enta
l bo
x is
not
enou
gh.
The
impr
essio
n it
leav
e wi
th
you
is m
ost
inte
rest
ing,
a
pene
t- ra
ting
deco
nstru
ction
of
both
the
min
d an
d its
lan
guag
e.
No
less
pene
tratin
g ar
e th
e wo
rks
of Ch
ristin
e Do
tzert
and
Debb
ie Jo
hnso
n. Co
ntra
ry
to h
er
ink
figur
es,
John
son’s
oil
s ar
e co
nfron
tation
al an
d bo
ld.
They
de
fy no
rmal
defin
ition
s of
po
rnog
raph
y, wh
ile
empo
werin
g th
e fe
mal
e id
entit
y wi
th
thei
r la
rger
-than
-life
de
pict
ions
of
op
en
vagi
nas.
Us
ing
this
visua
l ta
boo;
Jo
hnso
n su
bver
ts th
e us
ual
use
of t
he p
assiv
e
nude
by
br
inging
bo
th ac
tion
and
terror
to
th
e su
rface
. Th
e br
ash
geni
talia
op
enly
deifi
es
you
while
it
also
in
vites
-
nay,
dem
ands
-
the
utm
ost
scru
tiny.
Dotze
rt’s
smal
ler
works
us
e a
simila
r ap
proa
ch
and
deal
with
id
en-
tity
as w
ell,
not
how
onez
late
s to
sel
f th
roug
h bo
dy,
but
in r
elat
ion
to o
ne’s
pare
nts.
The
two
penc
il cr
ayon
co
llage
s th
at
take
th
eir
nam
es,
“Har
lot’s
Curs
e”
and
“Mar
riage
He
arse
s”
from
Bl
ake
(add
ing
a co
r- tu
scat
ing
twist
) de
velo
p a
cleve
r co
lour
use
that
bi
nds
the
phot
ogra
phs
to t
he e
xten
ded
colla
ge.
The
smoo
th
.inco
rpor
atio
n of
th
e ph
otog
raph
s in
the
wo
rk
enha
nces
, in
stea
d of
whe
re
it ca
n so
man
y tim
es
destr
oy,
a go
od
work.
Th
e m
ood
and
feel
ing
of c
rush
ed
drea
ms
from
th
e rit
uals
of
an o
ut-d
ated
cu
lture
pe
r- va
de
both
min
d an
d bo
dy
of
the
piece
s as
wel
l as
the
view
er.
The
larg
e wa
ll in
stal
latio
n,
“Por
trait
of M
rs.
E.B,
Don
ly”
by
Laur
a Cu
n-
ningh
am,
has
abou
t it
both
a
respe
ct fo
r its
sub
ject
as w
ell
as t
he u
nflin
ch-
ing
artis
tic
eye.
A h
omag
e to
the
lat
e M
rs.
Donl
y,
the
piec
e co
mbi
nes
por-
traits
tak
en
from
ol
d ph
otos
an
d pa
ges
from
an
anc
ient
he
alth
te
xt. T
he
cont
empo
rary
pr
ojec
tion-
bf
th
e ar
tist
and
her
iden
tity.
Th
e po
rtrai
t pa
idng
s ar
e div
erse
, ra
ngin
g fro
m
Seri
Habe
r’s
Tree
plan-
ter
1,”
with
its
sex
less
plan
ter
stoo
ped
and
toili
ng
with
tre
e/pa
intb
rush
to
cre
ate
som
ethi
ng,
anyth
ing,
in de
s- pe
ratio
n;
to
Mar
tin
Willi
ams’
“Sel
f Po
rtrait
,” wh
ich,
in its
calm
re
solu-
tio
n,
both
m
ocks
an
d hu
man
izes
the
porti
ons
of
the
text
used
al
l de
al
in
som
e wa
y wi
th
the
repr
oduc
tive
orga
ns
and
ferti
lity.
This
enha
nces
th
e str
ong
elem
ent
in t
he
work
: th
e po
werfu
l bo
nd
a wo
man
’s id
entit
y m
ay
have
to
he
r ab
ility
to
have
acon
tinue
d to
pag
e 27
*
Wed
nesd
ay
mor
ning
s fro
m
10 a
m t
o 12
nm
n,
the
Voice
of
the
Fi
ddle
head
sp
ins
your
re
ques
ts an
d th
en
som
e on
CKM
S,
94.5
FM
. Th
is is
an e
xten
ded
enga
gem
ent
all s
umm
er.
List
en
to C
AMS
for
a gr
eat
prom
o ca
rt in
cas
e yo
u for
get
when
I’m
on
. To
nigh
t, Fr
iday,
May
3,
the
Bour
bon
Tabe
rnac
le
Choi
r is
play-
in
g in
tow
n,
at K
itche
ner’s
Vi
ctor
ia
Park
ba
ndsh
ell;
tix
are
six
Mike
So
met
hing
ch
ecks
in
to
the
Bom
ber
to p
lay
his
set
of cla
ssic
rock
an
d ro
ll co
vers
on M
ay
8 in
a m
atin
ee
perfc
mna
nce.
Th
e ne
xt ev
enin
g (M
ay
9),
Jerry
Je
rry
and
the
Sons
of
Rhy
thm
Or
ches
tra
play
at
Phi
l’s G
rand
son’s
Pl
ace
in w
hat
prom
ises
to b
e a
grea
t sh
ow
- th
e ma
n is
dyna
mite
on
sta
ge,
with
a
grea
t vo
ice
and
Loca
l du
des
Stra
nge
Days
ar
e ho
ldin
g a
CD
rele
ase
party
for
th
eir
up-c
omin
g dis
c, “L
ife
Ain’
t.Eas
y”
on M
ay
16 a
t Ph
il’s,
I’ve
hear
d th
e fin
al
mixe
s -
the
thin
g is
hot.
Trus
t m
e an
d be
the
re.
*
They
al
so d
o a
set
at M
aryh
ill’s
Com
mer
cial
Tave
rn on
the
27t
h of
May
. Also
on
May
27
is D
read
Ze
ppeli
n pla
yhg
The
Ttist
wi
th
Mojo
. Ni
xon;
tix
are
$15
adva
nce;
$1
8 at
the
door
. Th
e Gr
ope
Toad
s ho
ld
m
cour
t at
Phi
l’s
on M
ay
30.
Alte
rnat
ive
favo
rites
, No
ntea
nsno
, ro
ll m
in
to
the
Bom
ber
on J
une
14 w
ith
thei
r so
cial
cons
cienc
es
inta
ct.
And
don’
t fo
rget
th
e So
unds
of
Sum
mer
fest
ival
(Jun
e 21
-23)
wi
th
. 25
ban
ds,
inclu
ding
th
e Pu
rsui
t of
Hap
pine
ss,
Holly
Co
le
and
the
a I
Lesli
e Sp
itt
Tree
o. Th
e fe
stiva
l is
alway
s a
blas
t. If
you’v
e go
t a
set
of w
heel
s an
d no
pho
bia
of t
he b
ig ba
d 40
1,
ther
e’s
plen
ty
happ
enin
g in
TO
over
th
e ne
xt fe
w we
eks.
Toni
ght
the
Luna
l
I
T
chec
k in
to
Lee’
s Pa
lace
. Su
nday
ni
ght
I
w a at
the
Oper
a Ho
use
yo
can
catch
He
nry
Rollin
s in
an
all-a
ges
hras
hfes
t. He
nry,
of c
ours
e,
will
only
wet
your
ap
petit
e fo
r th
e W
tsou
show
at
the
Oper
a +o
use
May
13
. As
far a
s se
eing
a
brea
st is
conc
erne
d,
the
smar
t m
oney
is
on M
r. Ro
Ilins.
Chris
Is
a&
will
be a
t Mas
sey
Hall
toni
ght,
so h
urry
do
wn
if yo
u wa
nt
in.
If yo
u ge
t th
ere
too
late
you
ca
n wa
it ar
ound
un
til
May
9 an
d se
e LL
Coo
l J.
Sam
e pl
ace,
a<
e. A
lso o
n Ma
y 9,
the B
oDea
ns
are
at t
he M
usic
Hall.
Th
e Ap
ocal
ypse
Cl
ub w
ill be
livin
g up
to
its n
ame
May
12
whe
n En
glan
d’s
Napa
lm
Death
inv
ade.
Defin
itely
not
for
the
m
sque
amish
. Th
e El
Moc
ambo
we
lcome
s th
e &e
&s
and
Keam
ey-fa
ves
Chick
asaw
M
udd
Pupp
ies
on M
ay
7. On
hay
12
the
El M
O ho
sts
_ II-
I/I
L-L-
- ,tlx
2-#2
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-.A--
1----
- LL
_ -1
2_Lz
--rL
____
__
the
flavo
ur-o
f-the
-mon
th
in E
ngla
nd.
For
film
in
fo,
chec
k th
e Pr
inces
s Th
eatre
’s gu
ide;
th
ey
are
alway
s av
aila
ble
‘at
the
thea
tre,
loca
l re
cord
sto
res,
and
at t
he
I’ve
got.
Lanc
e in
my
pant
s sli
ver
by Ir
a Le
vin
Bant
am
190
page
s
by L
ance
Man
ion
Impr
int
staff
With
pr
eviou
s no
vels
like
A Ki
ss
Beftr
e Dy
ing,
Ruse
may>
Ba
by
and
lJ?e
&y&y
jvm
&u
z~/
(and
wh
at
the
heck
, ev
en
7he
Step
ford
Wive
s) an
d pla
ys
like
Death
trap
(film
ed
with
Ch
risto
pher
Re
eves
an
d M
ichae
l Ca
ine)
, Ira
L&n
ha
s es
tabl
ished
hi
m-
selt
as a
gen
ius
whe
n it
com
es
to l
ur-
ing
the
read
er
into
an
eer
ie
tale
and
not
lettin
g hi
m
go.
His
late
st
mind
tra
p is
a no
vel
calle
d S&
r, wh
ich
sue;
ce
eds
on
its
own
term
s bu
t is’
ultim
atel
y di
sapp
oint
ing.
In
Sl
iver,
a - t
ippi
e bo
ok
edito
r na
med
Ka
y No
rris
move
s int
o a h
igh-
price
d hi
gh-ri
se
- a s
o-ca
lled”
slive
r” bu
ilding
. Sh
e m
eets
an
d fa
lls
in l
ove
with
th
e bu
ildin
g’s
owne
r, Pe
te H
en-
ders
on
Hend
erso
n is
youn
g pe
rson
- ab
le,
char
min
g,
unde
rsta
ndin
g,
and
filthy
ric
h.
As
Kay’s
be
st fri
end
tells
her,
“for
God’s
sa
ke g
rab
him
.” Th
ere
is a
prob
lem
, th
ough
t. Yo
u se
e, (
and
I do
n’t
thin
k I?
1 be
ruini
ng
the
book
fo
r
anyo
ne
by
telli
ng
you
this)
Pe
te j
ust
happ
ens
to
have
pl
aced
hi
dden
ca
mer
as
in th
e ce
ilings
of
eve
ry ro
om
in t
he e
ntire
bu
ildin
g.
He
spen
ds
his
days
sh
amele
ssly
obse
rving
th
e pr
ivate
af
fairs
of
hi
s te
nant
s.
In f
act,
the
reas
tin
he k
nows
ho
w to
cha
rm
Kay’s
pa
nts
off
in
the
first
plac
e is
‘caus
e he
’s be
en p
ayin
g sp
ecia
l at
ten-
tio
n to
her
.
The
best
thin
g ab
out
an h
-a L
evin
SPEC
IAL
8 LA
PS
w &
FOR
d’w
wl 0
BUC
KS!
Offe
r ex
pires
Oc
tobe
r 19
91
Take
C
olum
bia
to
Erbs
ville
Tu
rn
right
at
fla
shin
g am
ber.
884-
5650
’
CO
ME
IN A
ND
JOIN
US
FO
R TR
IVIA
Lk
SPO
RTS
TRIV
IA!
I UN
tVER
St-rY
SH
OiLA
ZA
It, 72
5-93
10
nove
l is
that
it
is alw
ays
inst
antly
re
adab
le.
L&n
neve
r wa
stes
a wo
rd,
and
alway
s wr
ites
with
ob
sess
ive
pre-
cis
ion
and
care
. An
d of
cou
rse,
th
e ni
ce
thin
g ab
out
popu
lar
fictio
n lik
e th
is is
that
it’s
so
utilit
aria
n:
look
no
t fo
r lo
ng-w
inde
d th
emat
ic dis
ser-
tatio
ns
on t
he
mea
ning
of
life
in
our
time,
‘ca
use
they
ai
n’t
here
. No
, Le
vin
is on
ly co
ncer
ned
with
sto
ry an
d ch
arac
ter,
and
while
th
is ma
y br
ing
a sn
eer
from
yo
ur
favo
urite
En
glish
pr
of,
it sh
ore
mak
es
for
dam
n fin
e re
adin
’.
Wha
t’s
also
no
tabl
e ab
out
a Le
vin
thril
ler
is th
e in
tere
st
and
susp
ense
tha
t he
can
gen
erat
e wi
thou
t be
nefit
of
plot
twist
s or
surpr
ise
endin
gs.
{In
his
first
nove
l, 19
55’s
A Ki
ss B
efore
QG
g, Le
vin
expe
rimen
ted
in a
dif-
feren
t wa
y: th
e bo
ok’s
bigg
est
shoc
k wa
s no
t pl
aced
at
its
end,
bu
t bu
ried
s 4 uare
Iy in
the
cen
tre.)
The
even
ts in
S
ivvr
are
all
fairl
y pr
edict
able
; ce
r- ta
inly,
no
thin
g re
ally
take
s us
by
sur-
prise
. Ye
t we
still
keep
re
adin
g,
for
the
sake
of
the s
tory
. Th
e un
fortu
nate
pa
rt is
that
th
e sto
ry is
actu
ally
pret
ty th
in.
SIivv
r is
L&n’
s m
ost
unde
rplo
tted
book
. Th
e fin
ale
com
es
off
as a
n an
ticlim
ax;
the
read
er
feel
s ch
eate
d,
expe
cts
mor
e.
It’s
as
if I
were
to
en
d th
is re
view
right
n
We
Recy
cle I
Impr
int,
Frid
ay,
May
3,
1991
27
%on
t’d.
from
pag
e 2&
ch
ildre
n. Th
e me
lanch
oly
expre
ssed
be
caus
e of
this
is wh
at is
best
cap-
tured
in
the w
ork
The
main
ques
tion
raise
d -
why
shou
ld a
woma
n on
ly be
th
e su
m
of he
r re
prod
uctiv
e ab
ility?
Th
e cru
elty
of thi
s W
ester
n an
d Ch
ristia
n as
sump
tion
is qu
ite
adeq
uatel
y dis
playe
d. Ph
otogr
aphs
ev
oking
a
sens
e of
myste
ry an
d wo
nder
of
natur
e ha
ng
well
in the
sh
ow.
Mich
elle
Bish
’s va
rious
un
titled
bla
ck
and
white
ph
otos
displa
y an
ear
nest
searc
h for
ne
w tex
tures
an
d pa
ttern
s in
th
e old
est
of so
urce.
And
she
finds
the
m.
Not
to be
outd
one,
her
untit
led
char-
coal
nude
als
o pu
rsues
thi
s sa
me
ques
t, a
ques
t wh
ich
leads
to
a de
pic-
tion
that
almos
t ob
scure
s the
bod
y in
searc
h of
its
soft
touch
an
d fle
shy
feel.
Paul
Denh
oed’s
tw
o pe
ncil
draw
ings,
“Sha
dow
Plan
2”
and
“Sav
e M
e”
are
both
well-t
houg
ht-ou
t pr
ojects
. De
nhoe
d ca
ptures
the
elu
sive
fragil
ity
of the
sha
dow
and
make
s it
his
own.
Both
pie
ces
tame
no
t on
ly the
sha
dow’
s de
licat
e na
ture
but
its c
hillin
g ph
anto
m eff
ect
on t
he
other
, m
ore
tang
ible,
su
bjects
in
the
draw
ings.
This
same
ligh
t ha
ndlin
g of
subje
ct is
also
foun
d in
Nanc
y C.
Z.;gz
;an’s
untit
led
draw
ing
of .
The
distor
tion
of the
fac
e is
at firs
t HO
W IS
You
r Driv
k?
distur
bing,
but
then
can
be re
ad a
dif-
feren
t wa
y. By
sta
nding
alm
ost
para
llel
to the
piec
e (it
hang
s ar
ound
a
come
r, ma
king
this
easie
r tha
n it
Need
a
Star
t? Ne
ed
Impr
ovem
ent?
Don’t
B&
t Of
f By
Wint
er!
Eagl
e D
rivin
g Sc
hool
so
unds
) the
fac
e ca
n be
vie
wed
with
out
its
unna
tural
stretc
h. Se
en
Can
Mak
e A
Diffe
renc
e!
from
the s
ide,
it loo
ks
norm
al.
Then
, at
the
fro
nt
again
, it
is as
kew-
Th
e I
* 60
minu
te
lesso
ns
l co
mpeti
tive
rates
l
picku
D an
d dr
ot,
off
l
inher
ent
comm
ent
on
the n
ature
of
art a
nd t
he a
ssum
ption
s us
ually
ma
de
I
techn
iques
. sk
ills
and
tips
for
safe
confi
dent
and’r
elaxe
d div
ing,
abou
t it
are
geniu
s. l
10%
Disc
ount
for
Stu
dent
s, F
acul
ty &
Sta
ff Th
ese
works
, an
d ma
ny
more
, wi
ll on
ly be
aro
und
for t
wo m
ore
days
, SO
go
see
the
m wh
ile
you
can.
It’s w
ell
worth
the
dr
ive
to Mo
dern
La
ngua
ges.
Upc
omin
g Ev
eEts
C
LAS
SIF
IED
C
LAS
SIF
IED
Frid
ay,
Mm
y 10
UW
grad
uate
stud
ents
’ co
nfer
ence
: “F
eder
al
Gove
rnm
ent
Polic
y du
ring
the
Mul
rone
y Ye
ars,
1984
- 19
91.
Keyn
ote
addr
ess
by H
ugh
Sega
l, PC
adv
isor
and
com
men
tato
r, M
ay
10,
11,
12 a
t 7
p.m
. M
acKi
rdy
Hall,
St,
Paul
’s Un
ited
Colle
ge.
Adm
issio
n $5
.00.
WPI
RG
Rad
io
Show
is
on
the
air
at 5
00
p.m
on
CKM
S 94
.5
(95.
5 ca
ble)
. Th
e lo
cal
“Elec
tric
Gree
n”
alte
rnat
es
with
“P
lane
t Ea
rth R
adio
Pro
ject”.
K-W
Ar
ea
M.E
. is
a su
ppor
t gr
oup
for
Chro
nic
Fatig
ue
Synd
rom
e su
ffere
rs,
thei
r fam
ily a
nd f
riend
s.
Mee
ting
is at
7 to
9
p.m
. at
the
Ad
ult
Recr
atio
n Ce
ntre
, Ki
ngan
d Al
len
St.,
Wat
erlo
o.
bfor
mat
ion:
62
3-32
07
(ans
werin
g m
achi
ne).
uw
offkr
s -
“A
Hist
orica
l To
ur
of
Kitch
ener
-Wat
erloo
” - t
alk
give
n by
Ken
M
cLau
ghlin
. Si
egfri
ed
Hall,
St.
Jero
me’s
Co
llege
at
7 p.
m.
All
welco
me
- ad
mis-
sio
n is
free.
r
UW
OffC
FrS-
du
ring
Natio
nal
Tour
ism
Awar
enes
s W
eek
- a
quilt
ing
bee
at
Brub
ache
r Ho
use
- nor
th c
ampu
s -
May
17
an
d 18
th,
1 to
4:
30
p.m
. Ch
ikire
n un
der
12 fr
ee w
ith a
dult.
Wat
erlo
o Po
tter’s
W
orks
hop
- Sp
ring
Potte
ry S
ale
- Hilli
ard
Hall
of F
irst
Unite
d Ch
urch
(c
orne
r of
Kin
g &
Willi
am
St.,
Wat
erloo
) No
GST
. 6
p.m
. to
9 p
.m.
and
on S
at.
May
4 fr
om
10 a
.m.
to 4
p.m
.
Air-c
ondi
tione
d,
3 be
droo
m
hous
e,
fully
eq
uipp
ed,
15 m
inut
e wa
lk to
Cam
pus.
$2
25 p
er p
erso
n/m
onth
. 74
6-29
79.
Need
ing
reno
vatio
ns
done
ar
ound
th
e ho
use
or t
he a
partm
ent?
La
rge
or s
mal
l jo
bs?
D &
D Re
nova
tions
can
hel
p yo
u wi
th
all t
ypes
of
car
pent
ry
prob
lem
s.
Reas
on-
able
rat
es.
Call
6:00
a.m
. to
8:3
0 a.
m.
or
afte
r 6:
OO p
.m.
at 7
46-2
763.
Ne
w la
rge
5 or
6 b
edro
om a
partm
ents
. 15
m
inut
e wa
lk, 2
bat
hs,
park
ing,
lau
ndry
. 12
m
onth
s -
Fall -
$l,5
75./m
onth
. (7
05)
45&
9173
.
Bour
bon
in
the
Park
? Bu
t of
cou
rse,
Pe
renn
ial
favo
urite
- T
he B
ourb
on
Tabe
r- na
cle
Choi
r -
with
sp
ecia
l gu
ests
The
Grop
etoa
ds
- at
Vict
oria
Pa
rk P
avilli
on.
Com
e ge
t Bo
urbo
nize
d!
Sept
. 1 -
la
rge
1 an
d 2
bedr
oom
ap
artm
ents
. Ve
ry c
lean
and
qui
et, u
psta
irs
with
bal
cony
, co
mpl
etel
y fu
rnish
ed,
first
class
, co
ntro
lled
entra
nce,
la
undr
y,
free
park
ing,
on
bus
rout
e, a
ll util
ities
inclu
ded
- $2
54.
to $
329.
-
depe
nds
on n
umbe
r of
stu
dent
s, 34
4 Re
gina
St
., N.
, W
ater
loo
(beh
ind
McD
onal
d’s)
. Pl
ease
pho
ne 8
85
0843
, M
r. Ha
cken
berg
an
ytim
e.
WPI
RG
Radi
o Sh
ow i
s on
the
air
at 5
:OO
p,m
. on
CKM
S 94
.5
(95.
5 ca
ble)
. Th
e loc
al “E
lectri
c Gr
een”
al
tern
ates
wi
th
“Pla
net
Earth
Rad
io P
rojec
t”.
Expe
rid
typist
wi
ll tak
e ca
re o
f all y
our
typi
ng
need
s.
Fast
effic
ient
se
rvice
. W
estm
ount
-Erb
ar
ea,
Phon
e 88
6-71
53.
Atar
i us
er
arou
o.
KWES
T,’
16-b
it (S
T)
mee
ting
at ?
:oo’
p.
m.
in M
C200
9,
2nd
floor
of
the
Mat
h &
Com
pute
r Bu
ildin
g.
Phon
e 57
9-36
95
for
deta
ils.
Visit
ors
welco
me.
cie
nce
Build
ing,
ro
om 2
E4,
1130
p.m
. to
3:
00 p
.m.
Fast
, pxwfe
&ona
l wo
rd
prm
essin
g by
’
Unive
rsity
gr
ad (
Engl
ish).
Min
or g
ram
mar
,
corre
ction
s/spe
ll ch
eck.
Lase
r pr
inte
r. Su
zann
e 88
6-38
57.
lkar
AYCE
: Ha
d an
awe
som
e va
catio
n wi
th
you
pal.
Are
you
happ
y??.
Yo
ur
NILA
. Qp
@
L W
ord
Proc
essin
g;
reas
onab
le
rate
s. Er
b &
Wes
tmou
nt
area
. Ca
ll 74
3-
’ 33
42.
Woo
d &
stee
l offi
ce d
esks
, ste
no c
hairs
, 2
and
4 dr
awer
fil
ing
cabi
net
- le
gal
size,
m
irror
, bu
lletin
boa
rd,
shel
ving,
etc
. 664
- 33
34.
Fm
Drop
-In
Lega
l Cl
inic
spon
sore
d by
Zi
nsze
r Co
oke
Pinc
hen
betw
een
3:00
p.
m.
- 6:
00
p.m
. at
WCR
I M
ain
Offic
e,
Cla
yfie
ld
5uild
inQ
. Bl
ock
2, 2
68 P
hilli
p St
reet
. Up
to $
2,00
0.00
in
prize
s to
be
won
, Ju
ne
20,2
1 an
d 22
- Th
e Ki
tche
ner
Down
town
Si
dewa
lk M
usici
ans
Cont
est
- Cal
l to re
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