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Zombie Squad“We Make Dead Things Deader.”
It’s our mission to educate the public about the importance of
personal preparedness and self- reliance, in order to increase its readiness in responding to a number of disasters such as Earthquakes,
Floods, or Zombie Outbreaks.
ZOMBIE SQUAD P.O. BOX 63124
ST. LOUIS, MO. 63163 1-888-495-4052
http://www.zombiehunters.org
Be Prepared for the Zombocalypse
u Have an emergency supply kit (Bug Out Bag) on hand containing items necessary for survival, such as food, water, a flash- light, a first-aid kit, etc.
u Have an escape route planned in case you have to evacuate. You should have a pre- determined meeting point for your friends and family.
u Learn skills, like First Aid or CPR, which will help you survive in a disaster, and practice them regularly.
u Form a group with like-minded individuals to serve as a support system in a disaster situation.
u Read the news, and be aware of the world around you.
What is ZOMBIE squad?
Who are we?Zombie Squad is the nation’s premiere non-stationary cadaver suppression task force. At Zombie Squad, we realize that no disaster poses as great of a threat to civilization as the re-animated corpses of our friends and families attempting to overrun the Earth and feast on our flesh. Zombie Squad stands ready to defendhumanity from the undead menace.
When the zombie removal business is slow, we focus our efforts towards educating ourselves and our community about theimportance of disaster preparation.
We want to make sure you are prepared for any crisis situation that might come along in your daily life, including earthquakes, hurricanes, or hav-ing your face eaten by the formerly deceased.
Zombie Squad understands that the better educated the public is about how to defend themselves and how to be self-sufficient during a crisis, the easier our jobs will be.
What do we do?
Fundraisers and Events for charity:
u Blood Drives and Food Drives – organized throughout the year to lessen the blow to our community when disasters strike.
u Zombie Film Festivals, Parties and other entertainment events - to raise funds for local and national disaster relief organizations.
Disaster Education:
u Zombie Survival Training Seminars - Provided by our bureau of trained, motivated, and skilled zombie extermination professionals and zombie survival consultants.
u Zombie Educational Trivia contests - to test the public, making sure they know how to ready themselves for the shambling hordes of the flesh-eating walking dead.
Volunteering
Zombie Squad members regularly get together and donate personal time to a variety of disaster relief charities in their respective communities, and we encourage others to do the same.
Training together
As a team, we regularly train together in order to create a cohesive support network. Some of the exercises we participate in to hone our skills are:
u Camping trips u Mock “Bug Out” exercises u Critiquing Zombie Training Films u Zombie Pub Crawls (to better understand our enemy)
To find out more about joining our team, contact us at:
zombie sQuAD p.o. boX 63124
st. Louis, mo. 63163 www.zombiehunters.org