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young avengers explained by me

by spidcrgwen

sorry

the teams

the team from vol 1

the team from vol 2

*sad tears in the distance b/c of vol 1*

idk who this guy isbasically mini iron-man

oh right iron lad

was supposed to grow up to be a villain

he died after like 5 issuesbut came back to life at the end

nathaniel was his name i thinkbut his name was also kang

cassie liked him

how did they kiss thru his mask

cassie lang aka staturedaughter of scott lang (ant-man)

could be very large or very small

had a thing for iron lad and the vision who were almost the same person

dead*sad violin music*

are u confused yet

stole pym particles from her dad before he died

eli bradley aka patriotgrandson of the black captain america

he said he got his powers b/c of a blood transfusion with his grandpa

but…he lied

he was taking mgh (mutant growth hormone)

dated kate for a little bit

left the team after cassie and the vision died

co-leader of the team with kate

robot boythe vision (aka jonas)

he is the vision but younger

romance with cassie

had all the memories of iron lad

his arm got stuck thru cassie’schest once

killed by iron lad

costume has a hideous color scheme

alien beard guymarvel boy (yes i know) aka noh-varr

kind of a douche

dated kate but they broke up

grew a beard and then shaved it off

is a kree alien

why did he shave off his beard

not straight

the flashactually called speed

tommy shepherd

twin of billy but they are also not biological twinsmini pietro maximoff

wow two boys in a row with white hair

was kidnapped sort of by strange alien thing dressed in eli’s costume

kind of went on a date with kate once

all of the boys have tbh

kissed david by accident

sort of the child of wanda maximoff and the original vision

kid lokispeech bubbles have fancy font

not entirely sure how he was de-aged or whatever

does he even have hair

is not actually kid loki

copy of regular evil loki taking over kid loki’s body

feels guilty tho

he made a deal with the motherthe mother is an interdimensional parasite

brainiacprodigy aka david alleyne

was a mutant (de-powered by m-day)

met tommy at his work

told the young avengers tommy was taken by patriot (not actually eli)openly bisexual

had a crush on teddy

mutation was absorbing information from others

that one shapeshifter every team has hulkling (teddy altman)

50% kree, 50% skrull, 100% gay dad was captain marvel

the guy captain mar-vellmom was skrull princess, raised by her maid when she was killed

almost accidentally started a war between the kree and the skrulls

dating billy

kind of thought that billy might have wished him into existence and then left for a bit until then tricked by leah (loki’s bff)

the one everyone lovessort of the child of wanda maximoff and the original vision

but not really

also kind of twin of tommy but not really

billy kaplan (wiccan)

magic-y powerspowers are also super dangerous

gaydating teddy

is destined to become the demiurge

not the hawkguyhawkeye (kate bishop)

daughter of a millionaire

doesn’t have any actual superpowers“only one on the team that’s straight” haha

has dated: eli, tommy (not really), and noh-varr

hangs out with clint barton during free time

always wore purple even before she joined the team

co-leader of the team with eli

america the beautifulmiss america (america chavez)

comes from the utopian parallel where everyone worships the demiurge (actually billy)

everyone from the utopian parallel is a girl

also gay

only wears clothes themed like the american flag but she’s not even human

likes to punch things

also kickinterdimensional travel is one of her superpowers