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Page 1: You’ll never have to use your brain again!!!. It writes for you It reads for you It records your notes It records what you write It can read

BEST PEN EVER

You’ll never have to use your brain again!!!

Page 2: You’ll never have to use your brain again!!!. It writes for you It reads for you It records your notes It records what you write It can read

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Page 3: You’ll never have to use your brain again!!!. It writes for you It reads for you It records your notes It records what you write It can read

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