YOU ARE A CAT

CREDITS

Written by Stentor Danielson, Cheyenne Rae Grimes,Christina Powers, Sarah Dyer, and Matt McFarland.

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THE SCORE

YOU ARE A CAT

This is the playset where you are a cat and there are other cats inthis place and also there are humans and foods and boxes to layin because you are a cat.

MOVIE NIGHT

Movies are not cats' natural habitat ­­ the Internet is. Check outBravest Warriors, Abbie the Cat Has a Posse, Cat Town, or justspend an evening watching kitten videos on YouTube.

RELATIONSHIPS ...

1 Littermates

a Runt and bully b Clones c Same litter, different fathers d Rivals for mom's affection e Shared a burlap sack as kittens f You think you're litter mates, but you're not  2 Shelter Cats

a Secretly run this place b Found in the same shoebox c Not actually cats, but humans got confused d Humans cannot tell you apart e Longtime cage­mates f Streetwise tom and pampered young cat   3 Multi cat household

a Stray and new “designer” breed b Cat with separation anxiety and new "friend” c Inseparable duo in a 3­plus cat household d Parent and kitten e The one visitors love and the one visitors hate f You keep pooping in my litterbox

4 Enemies

a Marking the same territory b Neighboring outdoor cats c Champion bird killer and pacifist d Blame each other for bringing toxoplasmosis to house e Doppelgangers from parallel universes f Made a deal but it went bad  5 Partners in crime

a Yarrr matey we be pirates b Present self and ghost of future self c All this nice furniture isn’t going to destroy itself d I know where they hide the catnip... e Trying to rule the kittens with an iron paw f Expert human manipulator and naive protege  6 Romance

a Rivals for the same cat’s affection. b Rivals for the same human’s affection. c The Aristocats. For real. d Hopeless suitor and object of their affection e Lovers destined for different forever homes f Old and bitter after raising six litters of kittens

... WHEN YOU ARE A CAT

NEEDS ...

1 To get petted ...

a ... because you are the softest and fluffiest everb ... to prove someone loves you c ... because you have an addiction d ... to lull the human into a false sense of securitye ... exactly three times ­­ no more, no less f ... while licking your own butt  2 to get fed ...

a ... because it's been HOURS b ... in peace for once c ... on the sweet breath of a dying human d ... without having to take your kitty medicine e ... until you get round and fat like a balloon f ... and then puke it up on the humans' nice rug   3 to get out ...

a ... of the shelter b ... of the grip of this toddler c ... on the open road with the wind in your furd ... of responsibility for what you did e ... of this mortal shell and ascend to a higher plane f ... and then back in, and then out again, but then in ...

4 to kill ...

a ... that little red dot once and for all b ... the President c ... the hand that pets you d ... the Boogeyman e ... all of the birds. All of them. f ... the one who hurts my human 5 to get laid ...

a ... before you get the snip b ... by that attractive cat you see outside c ... in the warmest patch of sunlight d ... so your soul can ascend to kitty heaven e ... to assuage the emptiness inside f ... so you can have all the kittens ever  6 to sleep ...

a ... forever and ever b ... on your favorite human's bed c ... in the most awkward position imaginable d ... on the moon e ... soundly, despite the things on your consciencef ... in blissful ignorance

... WHEN YOU ARE A CAT

Locations ...

1 inappropriate

a On the laptop keyboardb On important paperwork c In the bathroom while humans are peeing d In the refrigeratore Secret passage inside the wall f On the bed while humans mate 2 outside

a Just over the thresholdb On a UFO c Hiding under the porchd In the dryer vent e A winter shelter box f Wandering the streets   3 fourth St. Animal Shelter

a Public play area b Quarrantine for upper respiratory infectionsc Spay and neuter clinicd Euthanasia roome Very small cage f Secret room the humans don't know about

4 fancy house

a Custom catwalk along the top of the wall b The perfect spot of sunlight c Cat fountaind Underneath the $7,500 couch e Rooftop helicopter padf Lion statues by the front gate 5 danger

a Bathtub b The vet c Back of the Animal Control van d Nowhere to hide when the vacuum is running e Among the rafters in the attic f The crack in the wall where a demon definitely lives  6 kitty condo

a On top, a foot taller than the humans b Worn­out scratching post c Neutral territory between two usual sleeping spots d In the Alpha Cat's favorite spote Above the food dishesf Nowhere near it, despite how much they paid for it

... WHEN YOU ARE A CAT

objectS ...

1 Toys

a Plastic ball with a bell insideb Catnip mouse c Advanced video game systemd The thing that makes the red dote Scratching post f Dead bird 2 food

a That dry crap b Wet food! Wet food! Wet food! c Electronics cordsd Pizza cheese stuck to the top of the box e Locally caught, organic, dolphin­safe tuna f Stolen human food   3 boxes

a Large cardboard box b Soda 24­pack c One that's way too small for youd Basic no­frills litterboxe Fancy automated self­cleaning litterbox f ... this is a box, right? RIGHT?

4 bad stuff

a Gross kitty medicine b Stink bug c Antifreeze d Bathwater e Loud, annoying dog f Egyptian cat mummy 5 beds

a Laundry basket full of clean clothesb On the human's head while they sleep c Heating vent d Kitty carriere Recliner f Operating table  6 How did a cat get that?

a $45,000 cash b Colt .45, loaded c Nuclear launch codes d Baggie of cocaine e Stack of religious evangelistic tractsf Inter­dimensional transporter

... WHEN YOU ARE A CAT

A warm and fluffy

Insta setup

Relationships

For three players:* Shelter cats: Humans cannot tell you apart* Romance: Hopeless suitor and object of their affection* Littermats: Runt and bully

For four players, add:* Enemies: doppelgangers from parallel universes

For five players, add:* Partners in crime: Trying to rule the kittens with aniron paw

Needs, objects, and locations

For three players:* Need: To kill ... the Boogeyman* Object: How did a cat get that?: Nuclear launch codes* Location: Danger: Among the rafters in the attic

For four players, add:* Need: To get fed ... because it's been HOURS

For five players, add:* Object: Bad stuff: Gross kitty medicine