world funniest, stupid, hillarious email compilation 2006

Worlds Funniest Email I-MF

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PREFACE

Dear Reader, like most of you I have a few emails account, two of my favorite is Gmail and Yahoo Mail. Email has became a part of our daily routine task, the moment we log into the net; we will definitely see some inbound mail coming in.Our parent used to sit during breakfast in anticipation of the daily newspaper, we the 21st

Century generation tends to anticipate the latest email or buzz, then only we will surf the news room.

I have a lot of friends who kept me updated with the latest gossip and news that comes their ways, not to mention my chatting buddies, sometimes it seem I have a lot of forwarding email. This email varies from spam, chain letter, gossip and some crazy and weird stuff. I am thankful for their effort to forward me the email, but after sometimes it have became quite a nuisance for me to open this particular email. I would not opened all of them, but would save some during my free time at the office.

As time goes by this email will definitely consumes spaces and I will either delete them or kept them for sentimental reason. Recently I have opened a blog to store all of this email, since some of them is in Mpeg and Audio format, the blog is entitlehttp://smileyemail.blogspot.com, please stop by and ranked the email, for my next book Smiley Email 2006-2007.

This book is about me sharing my email and opening my mail box for all the reader out there whom may have the opportunity to view some of the email circling the world. I would consider all the reader of this book as my new email friends and I am sharing this book as a means of forwarding you this email for your enjoyment and to share some love, jokes and humor, that’s what friends is all about isn’t it.

So please feel free to forward me your next funny email and lets together mark and became a co author of my next book, and believe as we shed our friendship across the email platform, we will also walk hand in hands in the real world.

My dear reader lets share together and be part of a new friendship that’s span across the globe, each small and sincere step that we take may make our life a bit joyful and I do believe that God will always shower his love toward a person whom shares his spirit of love and compassion among friends.

God Bless and God Speed, A Smile a day brings the heart from the dead.

Ps: Percentage from each sales of this book will be donated to an Orphanage in Africa and One Animal Conservation Group, I love Cats and Children.:)So : Lets Laugh together but at the same time lets give some life and joy to the unfortunate Children of this earth, so promote this book !

God Speed.

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CONTENT OF THIS BOOK

The content of this book have been divide into two sections.1. Email with Photo 2. Text Email.

Since some of the visual photo that I have received is quite shocking in graphic and appear to be photo of death and horror, I am not including it in this first volume.MPEG and Videos can be assess at my Blog http://smileyemail.blogspot.comIf you would like the compilation of World Funniest Video Email, please send email me your name and address and order thru my web site.

TABLE OF CONTENT

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What Happen When You.............................................................................................6STORIES BEHIND FAMOUS NAME!..........................................................................7TEA LOVER!...................................................................................................................12WHICH IS MORE PAINFULL?.....................................................................................12TOILET IN BANGKOK THAILAND.............................................................................13

Female Toilet?...............................................................................................................13Male Toilet?...................................................................................................................14

BOX HOUSES- CHINA.................................................................................................14AMAZING T-SHIRT- JAPAN.........................................................................................16Amazing Sculpture!....................................................................................................16Best positions in bed-Had to share......................................................................17Animal ohhh soooo cute!.........................................................................................18FOOD EVERYBODY LOVE EM...................................................................................23Hate thy Neighbor!.....................................................................................................24Why I SMOKE!...............................................................................................................24I NEED TO DOZE OF ZZZZZZ.................................................................................25If Women Controlled The World.............................................................................26Why You Should Not Upload Your Photo............................................................28As I MATURE..................................................................................................................30Clever Bank Skimmer................................................................................................31Measure Your Stress Level Now............................................................................32Women As Explained By Engineer........................................................................34Use Me As A Model.....................................................................................................35Bored With Fruit? Make a Face..............................................................................38IDIOT OF THE YEAR.....................................................................................................40What To Do When You Get Bored In College....................................................41Women............................................................................................................................43Merman or Mermaid...................................................................................................45Kentucky Fried Man....................................................................................................45Straw Art.........................................................................................................................46Japanese Photographer.............................................................................................47One Night Stand Indonesian Style........................................................................48Jealousy...........................................................................................................................49Cat Killer.........................................................................................................................50SOMETHING TO PONDER ABOUT LIFE.................................................................52THE WORLD TODAY....................................................................................................53COME JOINT ME IN HEAVEN.....................................................................................55EYE TEST.........................................................................................................................566 Week, 6 Month, 6 Years Dating Process.........................................................58LIPSTICK..........................................................................................................................60BEST FRIENDS..............................................................................................................61WHICH SHOULD YOU PICK.......................................................................................62DORAEMON AND HELLO KITTY...............................................................................63RESTROOM HELLO......................................................................................................64COMIC STRIP.................................................................................................................66COMIC STRIP.................................................................................................................67BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS.......................................................................................68THE STORY OF TWO DOLLS.....................................................................................69Typoglycemia...............................................................................................................70

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Mental Case...................................................................................................................71The Premium Your Pay For Headache.................................................................72Save The Best Last!...................................................................................................75

JokesDate: Fri, 28 Apr 2006 14:59:55 +0800Subject: FW: WHAT HAPPENS

What Happen When You:

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1) have nothing to do2) own a sharp knife3) have a large lime 4) own a patient cat5) drink too much tequila

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's yourturn to share the fun!

Date: Thu, 11 May 2006 08:45:56 +0800Subject: Stories behind names of famous companies

STORIES BEHIND FAMOUS NAME!

Have you ever wonder how they got all of this cool name that we are familiar with every day, well, the following email highlighted some of the famous name. I was surprised that some of the well known names emerge out of some unexpected predicament.

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YAHOO

The word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book Gulliver's Travels. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered

themselves yahoos.

XEROX

The Greek root "xer" means dry. The inventor, Chestor Carlson, named his product Xerox as it was dry copying, markedly different from the then prevailing wet copying.

SUN

Founded by four Stanford University buddies, Sun is the acronym for Stanford University Network.

SONY

From the Latin word 'sonus' meaning sound, and 'sonny' a slang used by Americans to refer to a bright youngster

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RED HAT

Company founder Marc Ewing was given the Cornell lacrosse team cap (with red and white stripes) while at college by his grandfather. He lost it and had to search for it desperately. The manual of the beta version of Red Hat Linux had an appeal to readers to return his Red Hat if found by anyone!

ORACLE

Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). The code name for the project was called Oracle (the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or something such)

MOTOROLA

Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started

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manufacturing radios for cars. The popular radio company at the time was called Victrola.

MICROSOFT

It was coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICRO computer SOFT ware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-was removed later on

LOTUS

Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from the lotus position or 'padmasana.' Kapor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.

INTEL

Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce' but that was already trademarked

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by a hotel chain, so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.

HEWLETT PACKARD (HP)

Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett

HOTMAIL

Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing email via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for Hotmail as it included the letters "html" - the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective upper casings

GOOGLE

The name started as a jockey boast about the amount of

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information the search-engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders - Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a Cheque made out to 'Google

CISCO SYSTEMS

The name is not an acronym but an abbreviation of San Francisco. The company's logo reflects its San Francisco name heritage. It represents a stylized Golden Gate Bridge

APPLE

Favorite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 o'clock

Date: Sun, 28 May 2006 21:49:02 -0700 (PDT)Subject: Fwd: Great Tea~~~~must see

TEA LOVER!

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When I received this email, I was delighted to see a new innovation , instead of the same dull old tea, now I can sip Tea with flower .For all of us whom loves tea, a new innovation based upon old age philosophies! Finally a tea with flowers!

Date: Mon, 29 May 2006 01:58:00 +0100 (BST)Subject: Which is more painful?

WHICH IS MORE PAINFULL?

A picture is worth a thousand word! Take a look at the picture below;

The first picture shows an affair behind a Boyfriend, The second picture show an affair between a Boyfriend and another male.Looking at this photo, it seem I have to go thru my old photo album just to find out if there is something amiss which I failed to see

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Fwd: Toilet In Bangkok - Interesting & Creative Sep 14 (12 hours ago)

TOILET IN BANGKOK THAILAND

Female Toilet?

Ha ha, what will they think of next, a man poking at you while you are …… Such a joke, but do you think it’s a joke?

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Male Toilet?

If you think the Female Toilet is funny then take a look at Male Restroom. Definitely it makes our trip to the restroom worth it, a smile here and there? But I would definitely say the Girl with the Scissor a no – no since it might gift bad ideas to you know who!. As a Male I only have one and I don’t want to lose it.This is a true picture at some of the restroom in Bangkok Thailand. So if you are visiting Thailand, don’t miss out the trip to the local restroom.

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-Picture of smiley cat!

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