A PRESENTATION FROM DENIS

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE FOUR PETS IN HERLIFE, A MINK IN HER CLOSET, A JAGUAR IN HER GARAGE, A TIGER IN HERBED, AND A JACKASS WHOPAYS FOR EVERYTHING.

PARIS HILTON.

UNLESS THEY WIN ALONG WITH IT THE UTMOSTPASSION OF HER HEART. NATHANIEL HAWRHORNE

LET MEN TREMBLE TO WIN THE HAND OF WOMAN

YOU WON’T REGRET THE MEN YOU NEVER KILLED, BUT YOU WILL REGRET THE WOMEN YOU PASSED UP.

BERNARD CORNWELL

NO MATTER WHAT A WOMAN LOOKS LIKE, IF SHE’S CONFIDENTSHE’S SEXY. PARIS HILTON

WOMEN’S EYES HAVE PIERCED MORE HEARTS THAN EVER DID THE BULLETS OF WAR.

WILLIAM SCOTT DOWNEY

A WOMAN CALLS ITGIVING YOU A PIECEOF HER MIND, BUTOUR EXPERIENCE HASBEEN THAT SHE GENERALLY WINDS UPGIVING YOU THE WHOLE DAD-BURNED THING.

ROBERT ELLIOT GONZALES

WOMEN ARE SELDOM SILENT. THEIR BEAUTY IS FOREVER SPEAKING FOR THEM. PHILIP MOELLER.

A SENSIBLE WOMAN CAN NEVER BE HAPPY WITH A FOOL.

GEORGE WASHINGTON

A WOMAN IS RARELY UP TO DATE WITH HER AGE.

ROBERT ELLIOT GONZALES

MARRIAGE IS A BRIBE TO MAKE A HOUSEKEEPER THINKSHE’S A HOUSEHOLDER. THORNTON WILDER

A BRIDE AT HER SECOND MARRIAGE DOES NOT WEAR A VEIL.SHE WANTS TO SEE WHAT SHE IS GETTING.

HELEN ROWLAND

AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN WHO READS THE MARRIAGE CONTRACT AND THEN GOES INTO IT, DESERVES ALL THE CONSEQUENCES.

ISADORA DUNCAN

FOR ONE TO ADMIRE A WOMANMERELY FOR HER BEAUTY, ISTO LOVE THE BUILDING FOR ITS EXTERIOR; BUT TO LOVE ONE FORTHE GREATNESS OF HER SOUL, ISTO APPRECIATE THE TENEMENTFOR ITS INTRINSIC VALUE.

WILLIAM SCOTT DOWNEY

IT IS SAID A WOMAN IS AFRIEND, LOVER & MOTHERAND HOW BORING IT WOULD BE A WORLD WITHOUT WOMAN.BUT BEWARE “HEAVEN HATH NO RAGE LIKE ALOVE TO HATRED TURNED, NOR HELL A FURY LIKE AWOMAN SCORNED”.