wizard of oz panto script

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THE WIZARD OF OZ Scene 1 OVERTURE PLAYS. LIGHTS COME UP ON AN EMPTY STAGE, APART FROM A ROCKING CHAIR. OLD DOROTHY ENTERS. SHE SITS ON THE ROCKING CHAIR AND ADDRESSES THE AUDIENCE. Old Dorothy Do you suppose there is such a place? A place where there isn’t any trouble... A magical place, where dreams really do come true. There must be, I’ve been there! It’s not a place you can get to by a boat or a train. It’s far, far away... Beyond the moon, behind the rain... ‘OPTIMISTIC VOICES’ IS PLAYED WHILE SHE SPEAKS. (SPOKEN) Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high, There’s a land that I heard of, once, in a lullaby! Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue, And the dreams that you dare the dream, Really do come true... SHE EXITS. ‘MERRY OLD LAND OF OZ’ IS PLAYED AS THE SCENE CHANGES. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++ Scene 2 MUNCHKIN LAND. A HOUSE IS PAINTED AT THE BACK WITH THE LEGS OF THE WICKED WITH OF THE EAST SHOWING AT THE BOTTOM.

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Scene 1

THE WIZARD OF OZScene 1OVERTURE PLAYS.

LIGHTS COME UP ON AN EMPTY STAGE, APART FROM A ROCKING CHAIR. OLD DOROTHY ENTERS. SHE SITS ON THE ROCKING CHAIR AND ADDRESSES THE AUDIENCE. Old DorothyDo you suppose there is such a place? A place where there isnt any trouble... A magical place, where dreams really do come true. There must be, Ive been there! Its not a place you can get to by a boat or a train. Its far, far away... Beyond the moon, behind the rain...

OPTIMISTIC VOICES IS PLAYED WHILE SHE SPEAKS.

(SPOKEN) Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high,

Theres a land that I heard of, once, in a lullaby!

Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue,

And the dreams that you dare the dream,

Really do come true...

SHE EXITS. MERRY OLD LAND OF OZ IS PLAYED AS THE SCENE CHANGES.

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Scene 2

MUNCHKIN LAND. A HOUSE IS PAINTED AT THE BACK WITH THE LEGS OF THE WICKED WITH OF THE EAST SHOWING AT THE BOTTOM. GLINDA STANDS STAGE CENTRE. THE MUNCHKINS HIDE GLINDA WITH FLOWERS AND REVEAL GLINDA AS SHE TURNS AROUND.DorothyToto, Ive a feeling were not in Kansas anymore. We must be over the rainbow.

DOROTHY TURNS AROUND AND SEES GLINDADorothyNow I know were not in Kansas.

GlindaAre you a good witch, or a bad witch?

DorothyWho me? Why I am not a witch at all. Im Dorothy Gale from Kansas.

GlindaWell, Im a little muddled. You see the munchkins called me because a new witch has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East. And so what the munchkins want to know is. Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Dorothy I have told you, I am not a witch! Witches are old and ugly . (a munchkin laughs) What was that?GlindaThe munchkins. They are laughing because I am a Witch. Im Glinda, the Good Witch of the North.

DorothyYou are? I have never heard of a good witch before. What exactly are munchkins?

GlindaThey are the little people who live in this land. This is Munchkin Land, and you are their hero my dear. Its alright you may all come out now and thank the young lady who fell from the star.

She fell from the sky, she fell very far

And Kansas she says is the name of the star.

MunchkinsKansas she says is the name of the star.

GlindaShe brings you good news, oh havent you heard?

When she fell out of Kansas, a miracle occurred.DorothyIt really was no miracle what happened was just this:

The wind began to switch - the house to pitch,

And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch.

Just then, the witch to satisfy an itch,

Went flying on her broomstick thumbing for a hitch.

Munchkin 1And oh, what happened then was rich.

Munchkin 2We thank you very sweetly, for doing it so neatly

Munchkin 3Youve killed her so completely, that we thank you very sweetly.

GlindaLet the joyous news be spread

The wicked old witch at last is DEAD!

All MunchkinsDing Dong the witch is dead.

(sings)

Which old witch? The Wicked Witch!

Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is dead.

Wake up you sleepy head,

Rub your eyes get out of bed.

Wake up the Wicked Witch is dead!

Shes gone where the goblins go,

Below -- below below

Yo ho, lets open up and sing

And ring the bells out.

Ding Dong the Merry oh!

Sing it high sing it low

Let them know the wicked witch is Dead!PLAY WITCHES ENTRANCEWitchWho killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you? Answer me!

GlindaLeave her alone

WitchYou stay out of this. I am her for vengeance. Was it you little girl?

DorothyNo it was an accident! I didnt mean to kill anyone.

WitchDidnt mean to eh? Accident eh? Well my pretty, I can cause accidents too and this is how I do it!

GlindaArent you forgetting the ruby slippers?

WitchThe slippers yes the slippers!

WITCH TRIES TO REMOVE THE RUBY SLIPPERS BUT THEY

DISAPPEAR UNDER THE HOUSE.

WitchTheyre gone!

MUNCHKINS GATHER AROUND DOROTHY ALLOWING HER TO

CHANGE HER SHOES.WitchThe ruby slippers! What have you done with them? Give them back to me, or Ill ---

GlindaIts too late! There they are and there theyll stay!

DOROTHY GLANCES AT HER FEET

DorothyOh!

WitchGive them back to me. I am the only one who knows how to use them.

GlindaDont Dorothy. They are very powerful or she wouldnt want them back.

WitchYou stay out of this Glinda or Ill fix you as well.

GlindaOh rubbish! You have no power here. Be gone, before somebody drops a house on you, too.

WitchVery well Ill bide my time. But Ill get you eventually my pretty and your little dog too!

GlindaIts alright you can all come out know shes gone.

THE MUNCHKINS ALL APPEAR.GlindaI am afraid that you have made a very bad enemy. You must get out of Oz as quickly as you can.

DorothyId give anything to get out of Oz, but which way is back to Kansas?

GlindaThe only person who can help you know is the great and wonderful Wizard of Oz. He lives in the Emerald City and thats a long way from here.

DorothyHow do I get there?

GlindaJust follow the yellow brick road.

Dorothy

Follow the yellow brick road?

Munchkin 1Follow the yellow brick road?

DorothyFollow the yellow brick road?

Munchkin 2 & 3Follow the yellow brick road?

All SingFollow the yellow brick road

Follow the yellow brick road

Follow, Follow, Follow, Follow

Follow the yellow brick road.

Follow the yellow brick -- follow the yellow brick,

Follow the yellow brick road.

Youre off to see the Wizard,

The wonderful Wizard of Oz.

Youll find he is a whiz of a Wiz

If ever a Wiz there was.

If ever oh, ever, a Wiz there was

The Wizard of Oz is one because.

Because, because, because, because, because

Because of the wonderful things he does

Youre off to see the Wizard

The wonderful Wizard of Oz.LIGHTS FADE. SCARECROW STANDS IN MIDDLE OF STAGE WITH ARMS OUT. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Scene 3Dorothy

Now which way do I go?

Scarecrow

That was is a very nice way (he points his arm right)Dorothy

Who said that? Scarecrows cant (he points left) talk!

Scarecrow

Its pleasant down that way too.

Dorothy

Wasnt he pointing the other way?

ScarecrowOf course people do go ..(he points in both directions) both ways.

DorothyAre you doing that on purpose of cant you make up your mind?

SCARECROW SHAKES HIS HEADS THEN NODS, THEN SHAKES.ScarecrowThats the trouble. I cant make up my mind. I havent got a brain only straw.

DorothyHow can you talk if you havent got a brain?

ScarecrowI dont know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking. DorothyYes, I guess your right. Are you comfortable?ScarecrowNot at all. I cannot get down on my own. Can you unhook me?

DorothyThere you go. (he stands and then falls down)

ScarecrowDid I scare you? (she helps him up but he falls back down).DorothyNo I thought you hurt yourself.

ScarecrowOh I wouldnt know that as I dont have a brain.

DorothyWhat would you do if you had a brain?

ScarecrowI could while away the hours

Conferring with the flowers,

Consulting with the rain.

And my head Id be scratchin

While my thoughts were busy hatchin

If I only had a brain.

Oh he could tell you why

The oceans near the shore

He could think of things he never thunk before

And then hed sit and think some more.

He would not be just a nothing

His head all full of stuffin

His heart all full of pain.

He would dance and be merry

Life would be a ding-a-derry

If he only had a brain.

DorothyWell why dont you come and see if the Wizard of Oz will give you a brain. I am asking him if he will send me back home.

ScarecrowReally?

DorothyBut maybe you shouldnt. I have a Witch after me and you might get into trouble.

ScarecrowWitch, huh? Im not afraid of anything except a lighted match.

DorothyCome on then.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scene 4LIGHTS FADE. THEY EXIT STAGE. THE TINMAN STANDS IN MIDDLE OF STAGE WITH STIFF.

DorothyWhats that Scarecrow? Why its a man made out of tin.

Scarecrow Oh my goodness.

Tinman

Oy Ca.Oy Ca.

Dorothy

Did you say something?

Tinman

Oy Ca.Oy Ca.

DorothyOil can? Oh here it is where do you want to be oiled first?

TinmanOuth ease!

DOROTHY OILS ONE SIDE AND PASSES TO SCARECROW TO OIL

THE OTHER SIDE.TinmanMM.mmmm..mmmmm..mmmmy goodness I can talk again! Oh my arms please, and my elbows!

ScarecrowDoes that hurt? How did you get like that?

TinmanOh well, about a year ago I was chopping a tree and then it started to rain. And right in the middle of a chop, I, Irusted solid. And Ive been that way since.ScarecrowWell youre perfect now.TinmanPerfect? Me perfect? Bang on my chest and listen.

SCARECROW BANGS HIS CHEST AND HOLLOW SOUND EFFECTTinmanIts empty. The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart.

Dor & ScrowNo heart?

TinmanIts true.

(sings)When a mans an empty kettle

He should be on his mettle

And yet Im torn apart.

Just because Im presumin

That I could be kinda humn,

If I only had a heart.

Hed be tender hed be gentl

And awful sentimental

Regarding Love and Art

Hed be friends with the sparrows

And the boys that shoot the arrows

If he only had a heart.

DorothyWell why dont you come to the Emerald City and as the wizard for a heart?

ScarecrowI am asking him for a oh I forgot!

DorothyA brain.. and Im asking him to send me back to Kansas.

TinmanOk, its a deal! We can all stick together.

SOUND EFFECT OF WITCHES CACKLETinmanWhat was that?WitchOh forgot about me did you? Helping the little lady along are we? Well stay away from her or Ill stugg a mattress with you. And you -- I will use you as a bee hive. My flying pets will keep a look out along the way and make sure that you dont get there my dear let alone get back to Kansas!

THE MONKEYS RUN AROUND THEM AND LEAVE WITH THE WITCH

ScarecrowI am not afraid of her. Ill make sure that you get to the Wizard now whether I get a brain or not!

TinmanMe too make a bee hive out of me will she. Hah!

LIGHTS FADE. THEY EXIT STAGE. THE TINMAN STANDS IN MIDDLE OF STAGE WITH STIFF. THEY WALK TO BACK OF STAGE.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scene 5LIGHTS ARE LOW TO SHOW A SCARY FOREST. DOROTHY, SCARECROW, TINMAN ENTER FROM BACK OF HALL AND WALK DOWN THE AISLE.Dorothy

I dont like this forest. Its dark and creepy.

ScarecrowOf course, I dont know but I think it might get darker before it gets lighter.

DorothyDo you think that we will meet any wild animals?

TinmanWe might.

ScarecrowAnimals that -- that eat straw?

TinmanSome, but mostly Lions and Tigers and Bears.

ALL THREE LOOK AT EACH OTHERDorothyLions?

ScarecrowAnd Tigers?

TinmanAnd Bears

ALLOH MY! Lions and tigers and bears OH MY! (repeat faster)

THEY WALK AROUND THE STAGE GETTING FASTER AND THE

SOUND EFFECT OF THE LION ROARS FROM THE BACK. HE RACES

TO THE STAGE AND PUTS UP PAWS AS THOUGH GOING TO FIGHT.LionPut em up put em up! Which one of you first? Ill fight you both together if you want. Ill fight you with one paw tied behind my back. Ill fight you standing on one foot. Ill fight you with my eyes closed.TinmanGo away and leave us alone!

LionScared are you? Come on and fight you empty tin can. You too you stack of straw.

DOROTHY GOES TOWARDS THE LION AND HITS HIM ON THE NOSEDorothyShame on you, you bully!

LionWhat What did you do that for? I didnt bite him!

DorothyNo, but you tried to.LionIs my nose bleeding?ScarecrowOf course not! What a fuss your making. Why your nothing but a coward.

LionYoure right. I am a coward. I havent any courage at all. I even scare myself. Look at the circles under my eyes. I havent slept in weeks.

TinmanWhy dont you try counting sheep.

LionThat doesnt do any good I am too scared of them.

ScarecrowDo you think that the Wizard could help him?

DorothyI dont see why not. Why dont you come and visit the Wizard with us? We are on our way to get him a heart.

TinmanAnd him a brain.

DorothyI am sure that he could give you some courage.

LionGee, thats awfully nice of you. My life has been unbearable.

(sings)Life is sad believe me missy,

When your born to be a Sissy

Without the vim or verve.

But I could show my prowess

Be a lion not a mou-ess

If I only had the nerve.

ALL

Im afraid theres no denying

Hes just a dandy-lion

A fate he dont deserve.

Hed be brave as a blizzard

Hed be gentle as a lizard

Hed be clever as a gizzard

If the wizard is a wizard who will serve.

Scarecrow

Then I am sure to get a brain

Tinman

A heartScarecrow

A home

Lion

Du nerve!

ALL THREE STEP OF STAGE AND START TO DANCE OFF.ALL

Oh were off to see the Wizard,

The wonderful Wizard of Oz.

Well find he is a whiz of a Wiz

If ever a Wiz there was.

If ever oh, ever, a Wiz there was

The Wizard of Oz is one because.

Because, because, because, because, because

Because of the wonderful things he does.

LIGHTS FADE++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scene 6TWO FLYING MONKEYS HOLD THE CRYSTAL BALL FOR THE WITCHWitchSo my pretties, your only minutes away from the Emerald City eh? Well I think I shall have to speed up my revenge plan. I shall get those ruby slippers if it is the last thing I do. And when I do get them, my power will be the greatest in all of Oz. (LAUGHS)

SONG RED SHOES BLUES

LIGHTS FADE

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Scene 7THE CHARACTERS ARE ALL HUDDLED TOGETHER CENTRE STAGE

LionWait a minute, wait a minute. I know that we are finally in the Wizards room, but I think I shall give it a miss thank you. (he turns to go and the others stop him)ScarecrowWhats the matter with him?TinmanOh he is just scared again.

DorothyYou cant give up now we have come so far. Besides, he will give you some courage to stop you behaving like this.

LionId be too scared to ask him.OZWho dares speak without permission? Permission? Permission?

LionThats it tell me when its over.

OZI am The Great and Powerful Oz. Who are you?

DorothyIf you please, I am Dorothy, the smallest and meek. Weve come to ask you.

OZSILENCE! The Great and Powerful Oz knows why you have come here. Step forward Tinman. You dare to come to me for a heart you shaking clanking watering can.

TinmanIm afraid so your honour.

OZQuiet!! And the Scarecrow dares ask me for a brain? (Scarecrow kneels) And the Lion.

THE LION FAINTSDorothyOh! Oh! You should be ashamed of yourself frightening him like that. He has come here for help.

OZSilence little girl! I have been kind enough to grant you your wishes.

ScarecrowYou do?

OZBut first you must bring me back the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West.

TinmanBut if we do that then we have to kill her.

OZBring me back the broomstick. I dont care how you do it, but if you do I will give you your wishes. Now Go!

LionBut but but

OZI SAID GO!

SONG BRING ME THE BROOMSTICK

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Scene 8LIGHTS COME UP AND THE 3 CHARACTERS ARE PRETENDING TO

WALKLion

This is taking for ever Dorothy. How much further?

TinmanYeah Dorothy, how much further?

THE SCARECROW TURNS AROUND

ScarecrowShes gone. Look up in the sky. They have taken her. What are we going to do?

TinmanThere is only one thing for us to do.

LionGo home?

TinmanLets go save our friend.

LIGHTS FADE

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Scene 9WitchSo my pretty, I have to get those slippers somehow and I dont care for any casualties. You may not live to see this, my pretty. But first, I need my potion.SHE EXITS AND LEAVES DOROTHY. THE LION, TINMAN AND

SCARECROW SNEAK ON STAGETinmanHello Dorothy, dont scream. We have come to save you.DorothyOh am I glad to see you three. I knew you would come and save me. But we must hurry she ill be back any minute.

WitchHow right you are! So we have visitors eh? Unwanted visitors! I shall have to deal with you first, the slippers can wait. How about a little fire scarecrow?

THE WITCH WAVES HER ARMS IN THE AIR AS THOUGH TO

CONJOUR UP A FIRE BALL.

ScarecrowNo not fire. My straw would only last a few seconds.

DorothyOh no you dont!

DOROTHY GRABS A BUCKET AND THROWS IT AT THE WITCH.

SILVER PAPER IS IN THE BUCKET. WitchOoh you cursed brat. Look at what you have done. I am melting! Melting! Who would have thought that a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!!!!!!

TinmanI think you killed her!

DorothyI didnt mean too. She was going to hurt my friend.

LionQuick the broom. Grab it and lets go see the wizard!

ALL

Ding Dong the witch is dead.

(sings)

Which old witch? The Wicked Witch!

Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is dead.

Wake up you sleepy head,

Rub your eyes get out of bed.

Wake up the Wicked Witch is dead!

Shes gone where the goblins go,

Below -- below below

Yo ho, lets open up and sing

And ring the bells out.

Ding Dong the Merry oh!

Sing it high sing it low

Let them know the wicked witch is Dead!

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Scene 10THEY ARE BACK IN THE WIZARDS ROOM.

OZCan I believe my eyes? Why have you come back?

DorothyPlease Sir, we have done what you have told us. We have brought back the witches broomstick. We melted her.

OZNot so fast! Not so fast! I must give the matter a little thought. Come back a week on Tuesday!

DorothyBut I want to go back home now!

TinmanYou have had enough time already.

LionYeah!

OZDo not annoy the Great Oz come back TOMORROW!

DorothyIf you were great and powerful youd keep your promises.

THE PARTITION AT THE BACK FALLS DOWN AND REVEALS A SMALL

MAN.

OZTwenty years from now (he turns around) O-OH.

DorothyWho are you?

OZI am the Great and powerful Wizard of Oz!

DorothyYou? But we didnt think that. You promised us that you would grant us our wishes. You said you would give the Tinman his heart.

ScarecrowAnd me a brain and him courage andLionBut most of all to send our friend Dorothy home to Kansas.

OZWhy anyone can have a brain. People go to school and learn and when they go home they can still talk like you. The only thing you need is a diploma to say you have one.

DorothyOh Scarecrow, how wonderful.

OZAnd where I was born there are men who do good things all day. And their hearts are no bigger than yours. Remember, to love friends you need a heart and your friendship with these people is bigger than any heart. Here is a clock in the shape of a heart for you to remember that you will always have time for your friends.

LionTick tock the tinman has a clock! Hey that rhymes!

OZ And the Lion. Many people admire heroes, but they have no more courage than you have. The only thing you havent got is a medal. So for your bravery I give you this medal to show how brave you are.

DorothyOh Mr Wizard! Thank you, you have been so kind.OZAnd finally I come to you. I was born in Kansas too. So I know how much you miss your home. I shall of course take you back myself, as I wish to see Kansas once more. I have a hot air balloon to take us but I think there is one more person who may have a quicker way.

GLINDA THE GOOD WITCH ENTERS

GlindaThat is right Oz. Those ruby slippers on your feet Dorothy will take you back home without any mode of transport.

DorothyReally? I dont understand!

GlindaWell I did say that the only reason the Wicked Witch of the West wanted them was because of their powers. They have magical powers if you click your heels 3 times and say the words There is no place like homeDorothyReally? Tinman, Lion, Scarecrow I will never forget you. You have really shown me how wonderful a friend can be. I will really miss you all.

AllUs too Dorothy.

DorothyOk here goes.Theres no place like home, Theres no place like home, Theres no place like home.

DURING THIS THE LIGHTS FADE AND THE TWISTER MUSIC PLAYS.

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Scene 11BARE STAGE. OLD DOROTHY ENTERS. SHE SITS ON THE ROCKING CHAIR.

Old DorothyAnd thats the story of the Wonderful Wizard of Oz. I suppose it is true, there is such a place where magic does exist, where Witchs fly on broomsticks, and Munchkins sing and dance. All you have to do is believe. If you believe, your dreams will come true... And maybe one day, you might visit the magic land... Somewhere over the Rainbow...CAST ENTER FOR SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW. LIGHTS DOWN.

CAST BOWS,