Why The Boys Of One Direction Should Follow Me On Twitter.

A PowerPoint.Simple, but effective.

ThesisAfter trying to reach you through

twitter and failing, I have put together a PowerPoint whose sole purpose is to have you, the boys of One Direction, follow me, @Zedlerz, on twitter.

The following is a collection of supporting statements.

Twitter is a very nice place to get to know your fans.

• I am a fan. • I am on twitter• Therefore you should get to know me.

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Things I like in comparison to things you like:

Pie Chart

TablesNandosToy StoryNautical StripesPussy…Cats

My awesomeness in correlation with yours and the result of you following me.

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The Awesomeness of us.

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*And if you were wondering you’re an 8.294

Dear Harry:

We have tons in common • I like cats; you like cats.• I like blazers; you like blazers. • I like bowties; you like bowties. • I have curly hair; you have curly hair. • I make funny faces at random times; you make

funny faces at random times.• I like Ed Sheeran; you like Ed Sheeran. • I THINK I SEE A PATTERN……

*Please read this in a silly voice.*

The Nialler

• NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

• I don’t wanna be blunt.. But you’re amazing and I love you.– That’s all.

Also• I have braces and so do you.

VAS HAPPENIN MALIK?!

• Tables are my favourite furniture.• And yes I want a spring roll. • Fancy a mirror anybody? I sure do!• You should follow me. Please?– To prove I’m right I put it in a… PowerPoint. :D

LOUIS.

• Nautical stripes are my favourite kinds of stripes.

• I like carrots and Lamborghinis and Rolex watches. – Just sayin.

• Oh and I saw Kevin yesterday in Downtown Vancouver– He says hi.

Liam, Oh Liam.

• My hair is curly…• I like Danielle. • You two should make

babies. – Please name one

Chalupa…. Or Marcy which ever one fits! • P.S. Bruno Mars Reference?

Nope? ….oh okay.

• Btw, I like your LIAM’S APPLE.

Miscellaneous Points

• I like Nutella. It is tasty.• I’m nice cause I’m Canadian.

– This also means that my penguin and I listen to all your music. :D– And sadly my polar bear is sleeping and my igloo is melting. -.-

It’s just not a good day.• I also like trains. :D We can discuss trains!!! :D

– How awesome is that?!?!?!?!

In conclusion

• If followed I swear that I will make each day funny with at least one nerdy pick up line. – Example

• I’m a fermata… hold me. – (It’s funny cause you guys are musicians. Haha :D )

• If nothing… I hope you laughed.

Thank you. Love from Vancouver. – @Zedlerz