"why is this night different from all other nights?" (all the wrong questions 4) by lemony snicket...
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\ay Os [aos EolatKoddjrjet dr`c
Fii @tajr Eolats0
FW[ G_ RJ[A
Iottij, Gr`we fek B`cpfeyEjw _`rh G`st`e
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[@> G., ]. Gjiijr`pa`e
DW@C> IR
DOIJ ZEKJW> Rtfoek-gy-taj-Rjf, fbb`uets `d8 curkjr,
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bb> TDKaq
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BAF][JW @EJ
[ajrj wfs f t`we, fek tajrj wfs f trfoe, fek
tajrj wfs f curkjr. O wfs `e taj trfoe, fek O
ta`ulat od O s`ivjk taj curkjr O b`uik sfvj tajt`we. O wfs fic`st taortjje fek O wfs wr`el. O
wfs wr`el fg`ut fii d ot. O sa`uik afvj fshjk taj
qujsto`e Os ot c`rj gjfstiy t` gj f curkjrjr `r
t` ijt `ej l` drjj0 Oestjfk, O fshjk taj wr`el
qujsto`ed`ur wr`el qujsto`es, c`rj `r ijss.
[aos os taj fbb`uet d taj ifst.
O wfs oe f scfii r``c, e`t sijjpoel fek e`t
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FII [AJ \W@EL VZJR[O@ER
iohoel ot. [aj r``c wfs bfiijk taj Dfr Jfst Ruotj,
fek ot sft ueb`cd`rtfgiy oe taj I`st Frcs, taj`eiy a`tji oe t`we. Ot afk f bajst `d krfwjrs fek
f iottij tfgij wota f cjtfi piftj taft wfs rjsp`eso-
gij d`r ajftoel up f eucgjr `d vjry gfk cjfis. F
puzzioel safpj `e taj bjoioel wfs s`cj`ejs okjf
`d f iolat stxturj, fek f lori `e taj wfii, a`ik-
oel fe oenurjk k`l, wfs s`cj`ej jisjs okjf `d fpfoetoel. [ajrj wfs `ej woek`w fek `ej sauttjr
b`vjroel ot, s` taj r``c wfs dfr t`` kfrh jxbjpt
oe taj c`reoel. Oe taj c`reoel ot wfs dfr t``
iolat.
Gut c`st `d taj r``c wfs f pfor `d gjks,
fek c`st `d waft O koket iohj sijpt oe taj ifrljr`ej. Ajr efcj wfs R. [aj`k`rf Cfrhs`e. O wfs
ajr fpprjetobj fek saj wfs cy bafpjr`ej fek
taj pjrs`e wa` afk gr`ulat cj t` taj t`we `d
Rtfoek-gy-taj-Rjf oe taj strst pifbj. Raj afk
woik afor fek f lrjje fut`c`goij, fek ta`sj frj
taj eobjst taoels O b`uik taoeh d t` sfy fg`ut ajr.
\jk afk f stlat vjr ur ifst gol bfsj, waoba y`u
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\A_ OR [AOR EOLA[ KODDJWJE[ DW@C FII @[AJW EOLA[R0
bfe rjfk fg`ut od y`urj taj s`rt `d pjrs`e wa`
iohjs t` he`w fg`ut `tajr pj`pijs stlats. Rajwfs stoii cfk ft cj fek afk oed`rcjk cj O wfs
e`t fii`wjk t` gj cfk ft ajr. \j afk e`t tfihjk
cuba iftjiy, jxbjpt waje O bbfso`efiiy fshjk ajr
waft taj Rst``k d`r oe ajr efcj fek saj `bbf-
so`efiiy rjpiojk, Rt`p fshoel. [aft eolat saj
afk fee`uebjk t` cj taft wj wjrj g`ta l`oel t`gjk jfriy. [ajrj os e`taoel wr`el wota fe jfriy
gjktocj, fs i`el fs y`u k` e`t oesost taft jvjry-
`ej afs t` l` wota y`u. E`w ajr woik afor ify
sprfwijk `e taj poii`w iohj f c`p afk nucpjk
`dd f r``d, fek saj wfs se`roel f se`rj Ok ejvjr
ajfrk gjd`rj. Ot os i`ejiy t` ioj `e y`ur gjk, wokjfwfhj, iostjeoel t` s`cj`ej se`rj.
O t`ik cysjid O afk e` rjfs`e t` djji i`ejiy.
Ot wfs truj O afk f eucgjr `d b`cpfeo`es oe
Rtfoek-gy-taj-Rjf, pj`pij c`rj `r ijss cy `we
flj, wa` afk socoifr oetjrjsts. @ur c`st sol-
eostbfet oetjrjst wfs oe kjdjftoel f voiifoe efcjk
Afelstrj. Cy fss`boftjs fek O afk d`rcjk fe
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FII [AJ \W@EL VZJR[O@ER
fk a`b grfeba `d taj `rlfeozfto`e taft afk sjet
cj t` taos t`we. Fk a`b cjfes wj wjrj fiifi`ej fek cfhoel ot up fs wj wjet fi`el. Afel-
strj w`rhjk oe taj safk`ws, sbajcoel t` ljt aos
afeks `e f stftuj `d f cytaobfi brjfturj bfiijk
taj G`cgoeftoel Gjfst, s` cy drojeks fek O afk
fis` stfrtjk t` hjjp `ur fbtovotojs quojt, s` taft
Afelstrj w`uik e`t stek `ut fg`ut us. \j e`i`eljr sfw jfba `tajr fs cuba fs wj usjk t`,
gut w`rhjk oe s`iotukj, oe taj a`pjs `d st`ppoel
Afelstrj fek sfvoel Rtfoek-gy-taj-Rjf.
[aj kostfet waostij `d f trfoe rjcoekjk cj
taft s` dfr cy fss`boftjs fek O afket afk cuba
subbjss. Rtfoek-gy-taj-Rjf wfs f t`we taftafk dfkjk fic`st t` e`taoel. [aj sjf afk gjje
krfoejk fwfy t` sfvj taj oeh gusoejss, gut e`w
taj oeh gusoejss wfs krfoeoel fwfy, fek jvjry-
taoel oe t`we wfs l`oel k`we taj krfoe wota
ot. [aj ejwspfpjr wfs l`ej. [aj `eiy pr`pjr
sba``i afk gurejk k`we, fek taj t`wes sba``i-
baoikrje wjrj gjoel ajik pros`ejr. Afelstrj
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\A_ OR [AOR EOLA[ KODDJWJE[ DW@C FII @[AJW EOLA[R0
fek aos fss`boftjs oe taj Oeaucfej R`bojty afk
tajc aokkje oe \fkj Fbfkjcy, fe fgfek`ejksba``i `e @ddsa`rj Osifek, d`r s`cj rjfs`e taft
wfs surjiy ejdfro`us, f w`rk waoba ajrj cjfes
wobhjk, fek oev`ivoel st`ije a`ejykjw cji-
`es fek bjrtfoe jquopcjet dr`c fe fgfek`ejk
fqufrouc. [aj t`wes `eiy iogrfrofe, Kfsaojii
Vwjrty, afk gjje drfcjk d`r frs`e, s` e`w tajt`wes `eiy p`iobj `dstbjrs w`uik tfhj taj t`wes
`eiy iogrfrofe `ut `d aos bjii fek put aoc `e taj
t`wes `eiy trfoe, s` aj b`uik stfek trofi oe taj
boty.
_`u he`w wa` jisj os oe taj boty stfekoel
trofi, O t`ik cysjid, gut taoehoel fg`ut cy sostjrkoket cfhj ot fey jfsojr t` ljt t` sijjp. Hot afk
gjje bfulat `e f bfpjr waje O wfs supp`sjk t`
gj tajrj ajipoel ajr. O djit vjry gfk fg`ut taos,
fek hjpt wrotoel ajr ijttjrs oe cy ajfk. [aj
prjfcgij wfs fiwfys Kjfr Hot, gut taje O
afk tr`ugij. R`cjtocjs O pr`cosjk ajr O w`uik
ljt ajr `ut, gut taft wfs f pr`cosj O b`uiket
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FII [AJ \W@EL VZJR[O@ER
ejbjssfroiy hjjp. R`cjtocjs O t`ik ajr taft s``e
saj w`uik gj drjj, gut O koket he`w od taft wfstruj. R` O t`ik ajr O wfs taoehoel `d ajr, gut taft
djit vjry cjfljr, s` O hjpt brucpioel up tajsj
ocfloefry ijttjrs fek tar`woel tajc oet` f vjry
afeks`cj ocfloefry trfsa bfe.
Fek taje tajrjs taj `ej, O ta`ulat, wa`
afs st`ije c rj sijjp dr`c y`u tafe fii taj rjst.Jiioelt`e Djoet, iohj cj, wfs s`cjwaft ejw oe
t`we, afvoel b`cj t` rjsbuj ajr dftajr dr`c
Afelstrjs biutbajs. Rajk t`ik cj taft saj w`uik
k` feytaoel fek jvjrytaoel t` rjsbuj aoc,
fek feytaoel fek jvjrytaoel turejk `ut t`
gj f parfsj waoba cjfet f eucgjr `d tjrrogijbrocjs. Ajr brocjs afk bfulat up wota ajr,
fek e`w saj wfs i`bhjk oe Rtfoek-gy-taj-Rjfs
toey nfoi. [aj trfoe os b`coel d`r ajr t``, O t`ik
cysjid. R``e saj woii gj trfesp`rtjk tar`ula
taj `utshorts `d t`we fek k`we oet` taj vfiijy
taft wfs `ebj taj ``r `d taj `bjfe. Raj woii
rokj pfst taj Biustjr`us D`rjst, f vfst, ifwijss
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Rjptjcgjr 7=6:
Iogrfry `d B`elrjss B`etr`i Eucgjr> 7=6;?;2??6
ORGE ?