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Well, it could be on Hollister Ranch where a herd of grass-fed potato-couch cattle are being fattened up for Montecito and Santa Barbara palates

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    9 16 May 2013Vol 19 Issue 19

    W, Wom & ShosCASA is changing lives two feet at a time, w

    help from 27 models in Lana Marm fashio

    and a bevy of Montecito moms, p. 1

    Mkg HstoSupervisor Salud Carbajal names Dorinne Lee

    Johnson as Santa Barbara Historic Landmark

    Advisory Commissions newest member, p. 12

    Sgg Th Ds SogBefore Montecito is roped into paying for

    alifornias multi-billion-dollar water boondoggle,

    ob Hazard suggests we look at desalination, p. 5

    HIS WEEK IN MONTECITO, P. 11 MONTECITO EATERIES, P. 38 CALENDAR OF EVENTS,

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    WHERES THE BEEF?

    Well, it could be on Hollister Ranch wherea herd of grass-fed potato-couch cattle arebeing fattened up for Montecito and SantaBarbara palates (story begins on page 23)

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    9 1MONTECITO JOURNAL The Voice of the Village

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    16 May 2013 MONTECITO JOUR

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    9 1MONTECITO JOURNAL The Voice of the Village

    EditorialCan desalination be made to work at an aordable

    cost?Motecito MiscellayRobert Eringers new tome; Jimmy Connorsconesses; Kathy Ireland joins Warren Buettsevent; Bonnie Buckner publishes rst book;OSB season to sizzle; Al Fresco Aternoon atBiltmore; Gypsyimpresses; Food & Wine Saaris;

    Womens Fund luncheon; Community Arts MusicAssociation ete; Wine, Women & Shoes; Handeland Haydn Society make local debut; ArianaNobel returns to SB Polo Club; undraiser at TePan; sightings

    Letters to the EditorLocal group visits crater outside Flagsta, Arizona;last weeks cover story photograph taken by Dru

    Erin; Dale Lowdermilks harrowing journey on themunicipal bus; G. Heberts solution to water issue

    This Wee i MotecitoMUS ood drive; MERRAG meets; SB Rose Societymonthly meeting; New Yorkerdiscussion group;Visiting Nurse & Hospice Care Mothers Dayluncheon; Lotusland Mothers Day; Second Saturdaysat SimpaticoPilates; MA meeting; MUS schoolboard meets; Pacic Coast Business imes Hall oFame reception; David Cumes, MD lecture; SBMMpresentation; Ritzy Rummage Sale; hike with MF;Charles Freericks reads rom book; MPC meeting;ongoing events

    Tide GuideHandy guide to assist readers in determining when to

    take that walk or run on the beach

    12 Village BeatMPC and MBAR honored; Dorinne Lee

    Johnson appoi nte d t o S B Historic LandmarkAdv isory Commi ss ion; MFPD helps withSpring Fire in Ventura County; Hollister Ranchhome to 1,500 grass ed cattle; LBS welcomesMargaret Baker to Board o rustees; JodiConroy opens Barre 101

    14 See Aroud TowCASA throws Wine, Women & Shoes undraiserat Montecito Country Club; DVS soire in HopeRanch; undraiser or Womens Fund; RobertBurtness lectures about new book

    24 Sheris BlotterItems stolen rom car on Arroqui Road; vehiclebroken into on Randall Road; grafti in roadway

    28 Boo Tal

    Shelly Lowenkop looks at Brian Kimberlingshumorous debut novel, Snapper

    29 Motecito SportsmaJohn Burk hops a train to Paso Robles

    32 Aroud TowMatthew McAvenes Macky World teaches puppetmaking, paint techniques and other mediums

    33 O Etertaimet Rod Lathim brings Unfnished Businessback; Cheers

    panel at UCSB; Catherine Leonards last CamerataPacica concert;

    34 The Sportig Lie Amgen our o Caliornia passes through or rst

    time in eight years; Jacob and Isaac Seigel-BoettnershowSingletrack High; MacKenzie Park Lawn Bowls

    Club open house; AVP returns

    36 Your WestmotTe college honors students, aculty and sta

    awards at Commencement39 Erie's World

    Sign up to join Ernie at 2013 SB Writers C

    48 Guide to Motecito EateriesTe most complete, up-to-date, compreheno all individually owned Montecito restaurahouses, bakeries, gelaterias, and hangouts; oSanta Barbara, Summerland, and Carpinter

    40 Legal Advertisemets41 Movie Showtimes

    Latest lms, times, theaters, and addresses: here, as they are every week

    42 Caledar o EvetsLarry Iwerks island tribute exhibition; Gardeour; UCSBs Dept. o Music presents Barbe

    SB Youth Symphony annual spring concert; Banhart gets weird at SOhO; Berkley-Hart pree; artists studio tour in Carpinteria and SuKristin Korb plays jazz at SOhO; banjos highUCSB; SB Chamber Orchestra wraps up seaN. Rupe Great Debate; concert at Montecito

    45 93108 Ope House DirectoryHomes and condos currently or sale and oinspection in and near Montecito

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    16 May 2013 MONTECITO JOURPeople who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do Isaac Asimov

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    When Samuel Coleridge penned his poem, Rime of the Ancient Marinerin 1797, with its famous line, Water, water every where, Nor anydrop to drink, it is possible he was talking about Montecito and

    ta Barbara with its torment of thirst during periods of severe drought. Wein a desert that is (to borrow a line from our own Richard Mineards) just aras toss away from the worlds largest body of water.he Pacific Ocean stretches over 63.8 million square miles, larger than all therlds land masses combined. It is an inexhaustible, drought-proof reservoir sit-g in the South Central Coasts front yard. Ninety-seven percent of all the waterEarth lies in our salty oceans; 2% is frozen in glaciers and ice caps; less thanof the rest is potable drinking water. The problem is not a scarcity of water,rather the same problem that a Margarita bartender has: salt or no salt.esalination is currently plagued by at least three problems: 1) Seawateralination plants are capital intensive to build and costly to maintain; 2)alination requires large amounts of power to force seawater through mem-nes to remove salt and other impurities; and 3) California environmentalistse a history of lawsuits, endless Environmental Impact Reports (EIR) and

    position to permits, claiming that desalination destroys the Pacific ecosystem.

    ata Barbara Desaliatio Platn 1992, the City of Santa Barbara, in partnership with Montecito Watertrict, Goleta Water District and the private contractor, Ionics, Inc., had the

    esight to build a $34-million reverse osmosis (RO) desalination plant at 525t Yanonali Street, capable of producing 7,500 acre feet (AF) of water per year.ue to abundant rainfall in 1991-93 and the lower cost of water from otherilable sources, the Santa Barbara desalination plant was placed on a standbyde after a 4-month operating test. Over the next five years, the three waterricts paid off the construction costs. Remarkably, given the communitysironmental sensitivity, an Environmental Impact Report (EIR) was certified

    May 1994; city permitting was approved in December 1995; and Californiaastal Commission approval came in October 1996.n 1997, Montecito and Goleta opted out of the project, and just over half ofpre-filtration capacity and reverse osmosis treatment modules were sold.

    y maintenance costs were reduced from $600,000 to $100,000 a year whileacity was cut to 3,125 AF. Currently, desalination is viewed by the City ofta Barbara Water Resources as an emergency drought supply backup, rathern a planned source of water. The good news is that the site exists, permits are

    place and basic plant design, engineering and construction costs have beenended, lowering future costs.n estimated expenditure of $17 to $20 million would be needed for a

    month-to-2-year reactivation of the Charles Meyer Desalination facility inta Barbara, during which time new state-of-the-art membranes and other

    mponents could be installed. The cost of water would be competitive withrent State Water Project (SWP) costs of $1,680 per AF (Fixed costs of $1,482AF, plus treatment costs of $199 per AF).

    arlsbad Desaliatio Project desalination plant in Carlsbad, 35 miles north of San Diego, is being builtupply San Diego County with some 56,000 AF of water per year (50 mil-

    n gallons per day). When fully operational in 2016, it will become the largestwater desalination plant in the Western Hemisphere. Poseidon Resourcesa privately-held company based in Stamford, Connecticut, began talks with

    er agencies in San Diego County in 1998. The $954 million cost is beinganced with $781 million in tax exempt construction bonds, with the balanceming from private investors who anticipate a return of 12-13%. The projectreating 2,300 jobs during construction by Kiewit Infrastructure West and J.hea Construction, and will support 575 jobs in ongoing operations, accord-to the Carlsbad operator, IDE Technologies, which has designed, built andrently operates some of the worlds largest desalination and water treatmentlities.an Diego County water agencies negotiated water purchase arrangementsuy 48,000 AF a year, or some 7% of their potable water needs, at an expen-

    e price of $2,000 per AF, as a backup supply and insurance against drought.eidon bears the burden of financing, construction and operating the plant;Water Authority does not pay for any water that is not delivered, a distinctantage over the open-ended capital cost exposure from cost overruns on the

    EDITORIALPage 214

    ditorial by Bob HazardMr. Hazard is an Associate Editor of this paper and a former president of

    Birnam Wood Golf Club

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    9 1MONTECITO JOURNAL The Voice of the Village

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    Richard covered the Royal Family for Britains Daily Mirror and Daily Mail before moving toto write for Rupert Murdochs newly launched Star magazine in 1978; Richard later wrote fomagazines Intelligencer. He continues to make regular appearances on CBS, ABC, and CNmoved to Montecito six years ago.

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    Prolific author Robert Eringerhas just come out with his latestnovel,Montecito Madness.

    Robert, 58, who is in a long-runninglegal battle royal with Prince Albert ofMonaco over monies owed as the jet setprincipalitys spymaster, says his new-est book is a wicked, unny look at theunderside o our rareied enclave.

    I wanted to immortalize the spirit obarlies in the area. Its a colorul, dare Isay, luid account!

    o protect the identities o the eclecticcast o characters, Robert has used nick-names and pseudonyms.

    Ive disguised them a little, but every-one in the book does exist.

    Hanging out at the old Piatti inthe Upper Village, I cultivated a livingsoap opera o characters and chronicledtheir anecdotal vignettes in my SurrealBounce blog under the moniker PiattiCrockpot. his evolved into a pictorialessay o Piattis last month, celebratingand lamenting the demise o what hadbecome a real-lie Cheers.

    Unortunately, things devolved aterthat... particularly with the histrionics oan elderly member o the old Piatti Gang.

    With this tragic turn, I now had thebeginning, middle and an end a rame-work in which to house the vignettes Idalready penned. he result is a breezy readwith zest, brio and much comedy.

    he cover painting, by local artistThomas Van Stein, captures the bar othe Montecito Inn, to which many o usdeected. It is ull o symbolism rom thebook, starting with Van Stein and myselperched at a table in the bar.

    Now, as I recently reported in thisillustrious organ, Robert has bought abar o his own, which he has renamedBoHenrys.

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    Connors ConessionsMontecito tennis legend Jimmy

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    Jimmy, who won ive U.S. Open titles,strongly hints in his memoir that he andon-court love Chris Evertcalled o theirwedding ater she got pregnant and hadan abortion.

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    But the 60-year-old ormer in The Outsider about a situoccurred just weeks beore thenuptials.

    An issue had arisen as a resulul passion, and a decision had tas a couple. Chrissie called to scoming out to L.A. to take cissue. I was perectly happy totake its course and accept resor what was to come.

    Evert was just 19 at the though she was raised as a Jimmy claims it was her idea.

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    up her mind that the timing wtoo much was riding on the asked me to handle the details.

    He writes that his response wthanks or letting me know. Sinhave any say in the matter, theam just here to help.

    In his mind, the relationship this point and he realized he wato get hitched.

    It was a horrible eeling, buwas over. Getting married wasnbe good or either o us.

    When he told Evert they

    Author Robert Eringer celebrates MonMadness in new novel

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    9 1MONTECITO JOURNAL The Voice of the Village

    Publisher Timothy Lennon BuckleyEditor Kelly Mahan Design/Production Trent Watanabe

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    Medical Advice Dr. Gary Bradley, Dr. Anthony Allina Legal Advice Robert Ornstein

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    ntecito Journal is compiled, compounded, calibrated, cogitated over, and coughed up every Wednesdayan exacting agglomeration o excitable (and oten exemplary) expert ediiers at 1206 Coast Villagecle, Suite D, Montecito, CA 93108.w to reach us: Editorial: (805) 565-1860; Sue Brooks: ext. 4; Christine Merrick: ext. 3; Classifed: ext. 3;X: (805) 969-6654; Letters to Editor: Montecito Journal, 1206 Coast Village Circle, Suite D, Montecito,93108; E-MAIL: [email protected]

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    u have something you think Montecito should know about, or wish to respond to somethingread in the Journal, we want to hear from you. Please send all such correspondence to:

    ntecito Journal, Letters to the Editor, 1206 Coast Village Circle, Suite D, Montecito, CA.08. You can also FAX such mail to: (805) 969-6654, or E-mail to [email protected]

    ETTERS TO THE EDITOR

    rater Treers

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    s readers of the MontecitoJournal know, several peoplein our town are supporting

    orts to build the Sentinel space tele-pe, which will detect dangerousar-Earth Asteroids before they hitth. If they are found in time theylikely be deflected potentially sav-enormous numbers of lives and

    ensive property damage.he risk of asteroids hitting theth may seem rather academic until

    u meet one face-to-face. With thismind, Ed Lu, former NASA astro-t and CEO of the Sentinel project,anized a visit to the famous Meteorter near Flagstaff, Arizona.eople flew in from all over the

    stern states. No less than threevate airplanes went from Santabara, piloted by John Goerke,orge Powell, Edwin Sahakian &

    John Friedman, fifteen people in all.Because the Crater is young in geo-

    logical terms 50,000 years old and

    in arid desert, it has suffered little ero-sion by rain and is the best preservedof its kind in the world. The public isonly allowed to walk around the rim

    but Ed made special arrangementsto hike to the bottom. This certainlymade everyone realize its enormoussize, not necessarily apparent frompictures or even from standing onthe rim. It is both spectacular, and forthose with even the least imagination,unsettling. This rent in the Earth is4,000 feet across and almost 600 feetdeep. Yet the rock that tore it out in

    just a few seconds was a mere 150 feet

    across! And of course, when it struck,every living thing for miles aroundwould have been instantly destroyed

    by the heat, shockwaves and hun-

    dreds of millions of tons of flyingrocks and debris.

    For anyone who might have doubt-ed the potential risk from asteroids,hiking to the bottom made the dangerof an impact dramatically apparent.

    Charles Lindbergh, describinghis love of flying with the wordsScience, freedom, beauty, adventure:what more could you ask of life? Hewould have certainly felt it about thisextraordinary day. Sentinel is science.Private airplanes gave the freedom,with an early start, to make the jour-ney in a day. Beauty on all sides, eventhe stark desert is beautiful. And asplash of adventure.

    Julian NottSanta Barbara(Editors note: There are too many

    names to mention, but we believe there isa small contingent from Montecito amongthem. As well there should be, as it is a

    Montecito family that once owned theentire crater! J.B.)

    It Was Dru Eri!In our haste to credit the photo-

    graphs from the Janet Adderley SantaBarbara Youth Ensemble Theatre pro-duction of Gypsy at the Lobero lastweekend we messed up the name ofthe photographer both on our coverand inside. The correct name of thephotographer is Dru Erin. Many apol-ogies to her for getting it wrong thefirst time. J.B.

    Saety First!My hands are still shaking as I try

    to put into words the horrifying expe-rience of riding in one of our localtransit district vehicles.

    Its been twenty years since I lastrode a municipal bus, and it seemsthat technology and safety have beenforgotten by transportation planners(aka experts).

    Boarding from Milpas at the bus stopin front of McDonalds, I was return-ing to Montecito via ol #14 whenreality began to set in. I was shockedat the lack of seat belts, personal headprotection, air bags, no-cough zones(many passengers appeared to have

    infectious diseases), unfiltered venti-

    lation (despite Santa Barbaraof severe allergens), and inwritten warning messageing the stress of public trtion. In fact, I almost missed

    because I was so distractedthe many advertisements i

    bus.Why havent my tax dol

    spent to provide some essenfeatures? (If only one life saved, wouldnt it be worth

    As the bus traveled souththe ocean, I noticed there wepreservers on board, despiteTsunami Evacuation Zonposted along the way. Doesnin government care that a b

    by a large wave could be a dI tried to distract myself

    ing of safer methods of trans(air-sea-train) and realized thdriver failed to provide eacthose detailed exit instruthe event of a head-on collisitire, broken axle or deadly ing. Does the public know little face masks that drop

    overhead compartment are non our local busses? OMG! gen supply and crawl-routfound on aircraft has been om

    because it costs too muchEven more frightening

    discovery that there was (Automatic External Defisuture kit or emergency fooon the this giant yellow b

    What happens when the elchildren) get stuck in a drea(Fiesta Traffic Jam) with noth

    for hours?As the bus careened aloVillage Road, terrified pwere clinging for dear life, and sliding into each othedered how anyone in a pauthority could sleep at niging public transportation sin such a mess.

    At minimal expense (aover 20 years), simple thingstective cotton face masks, a legal-safety briefing, seat bsanitizing seat cushions andizers could be provided to

    senger willing to risk a tr

    Group ofintrepid sci-entists andexplorers

    from SantaBarbara visitthe mostwell knownand bestpreservedmeteoritecrater onEarth out-side Flagstaff,Arizona

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    16 May 2013 MONTECITO JOURIt is a terrible thing to see and have no vision Helen Keller

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    wn. The cost of bus travel mayease slightly, but if only one person

    e) feels safer, isnt it worth it?ets get serious about saving lives.time to protect everyone from

    rything at any cost.Next topic: helmets for joggers.Dale Lowdermilk,MontecitoEditors note: We are with you on thise, if it just saves one person the unimag-bly debilitating effects of PTPTNSst Traumatic Public Transportationvousness Syndrome) we are confidentcaring legislators like Das Williams

    Hannah Beth Jackson will surely dots right and introduce just such a billrotect us all. J.B.)

    s Rome Wethe legislators, in their perennial wearisome debates concerning

    at to do about immigration reform,ght be wise to reflect upon a poten-cultural danger:he Roman emperor Caracalla

    ued an edict in 212, granting citi-

    ship to all Roman subjects. Thisught about the gradual collapsehe empire and the fragmentation

    both the empire and the Latin lan-ge.urope was still not fully recov-d from the collapse of Rome, evenugh the total collapse occurred in.obert T. Bradleyanta Barbara

    Editors note: The only problem we seeh your observation is that by grant-citizenship to all Roman subjects,

    acalla gave another 250 years to the

    man Empire. The U.S. hasnt even beenund that long, so you are effectivelybling its life span. Thats hardly some-g to worry about. J.B.)

    ut With Grass LawsWe do so appreciate Bob Hazards

    ellent and thorough Montecitoter (MJ # 19/18) editorial.

    We are taught that problems usu-have solutions. One idea for the

    ntecito water situation is to offer aific prize for properties that do note grass lawns. An organization to

    omplish this can be created.ront yard areas instead could haveutiful cactus, rocks, brass, copper,

    n, tree bark, bricks, etc. All could beny color, texture, or shape.nes imagination can take the highd with creativity unbound andimited.

    G. HebertMontecitoEditors note: Good thinking, but one to radically reduce the amount ofer a lawn requires is to plant trees inmiddle, which I believe would be moreropriate in Montecito than cactus or

    al enhancements J.B.)

    Coservig WaterI read a letter to the editor from

    Rob Lane (Prepping for the NextDrought, MJ # 19/14) and yourresponse. For your information, MWDhas a strong and aggressive approachto outdoor water conservation. MikeClark, MWDs water conservationspecialists will visit a property follow-ing a request from a property owner-resident. We have had a high levelof success in cutting the landscapeoverwatering problem. Not only doresidents conserve water, but theyalso see their monthly bills drop by anappreciable amount.

    2012 Water Conservation Report:The Districts Conservation

    Specialist, Mike Clark, performed atotal of 75 landscape audits. The land-scape audits conducted were all forsingle-family residential customers.

    Of the 75 audits, 49 showing themost improvement in water con-servation, were tracked throughoutthe year. In addition to tracking the49 accounts in 2012, several of the

    accounts audited in 2011 continuedto be reviewed monthly. The monthlytracking of an accounts water usageprovides valuable information on thecombined efforts of the District andproperty owner to control water usageand provides a quantitative measureof water conservation. The estimat-ed total water savings on the 2012tracked accounts is shown below:

    Total savings in hcf: 14,133Total savings in af: 32.45For comparison, total savings for

    2011 were 13,325 hcf (30.5 acre feet).In review of the 75 conducted

    audits, the majority of high waterusage problems were due to outsideirrigation overwatering and improp-erly set irrigation controllers. Otherlesser water loss problems were forservice line breaks and in-house fix-ture leaks (running toilets and otherfixture problems).

    Typically, the District found thatthe controller water index was set toohigh. The controller watering index,

    based on weather conditions, estab-lishes a percentage for the irrigationcontroller, with 100% representinga dry summer season. District staff

    would review the operation of theirrigation controller with the prop-erty owner and provide instructionson how to properly set the wateringindex. The property owner was alsoinstructed to look up the weeklywatering index published online bysbwater.org. Changing of the control-ler water index on a weekly basisprovides for the most efficient wateruse and saving for landscaping.In addition to irrigation controllerinstruction, the property owner wasinstructed on leak detection using the

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    9 1MONTECITO JOURNAL0 The Voice of the Village

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    URSDAY MAY 9

    RRAG Meeting and Trainingwork o trained volunteers that work/or live in the Montecito area prepareespond to community disaster duringcal rst 72 hours ollowing an event.mutual sel-help organization serves

    ntecitos 13,000 residents with thedance and support o the Montecito Water and Sanitary Districts. Thisth: Wildland Fires Urban Interace.en: 10 amere: Montecito Fire Station,San Ysidro RoadGeri, 969-2537

    nta Barbara Rose Societyal landscape architect Sydneyumgartner will discuss the legendaryabeth de Forest at the Societys monthlyting; guests are welcomeen: rereshments and socializing atm; program begins at 7:30 pmere: Louise Lowry Davis Center,2 De La Vina Street: 963-8215

    cussion Grouproup gathers to discuss The New Yorkeren: 7:30 pm to 9 pm

    ere: Montecito Library,9 East Valley Road

    DAY MAY 10

    thers Day Luncheononor o Mothers Day, Visiting Nurseospice Care will host its 12th Annualhers Day Luncheon at the Biltmore.h year, the non-prot organizationors two mothers one living, and oneemory and celebrates their livesacknowledges their contributions to

    community. This year, VNHC will payute to two special mothers o the Santa

    bara community, Barbara Ireland

    and LaVerne (Bebe) Browning.

    Daughters Kathy, Cynthia, andMarywill honor their mother, and localphilanthropist, Barbara Ireland. Hermost notable charitable contribution isthrough The Barbara Ireland Walk orBreast Cancer Research, an annual walkin collaboration with the Cancer Centero Santa Barbara, beneting local cancerresearch.Also being honored in memory is LaVerne(Bebe) Browning, who passed away in2011. Bebe was the mother o past VNHCBoard member and past Chair o theBoard, Charles Browning.Guests will enjoy a lovely lunch and have

    the chance to bid on a number o silentauction items and ve live auction items,including American Idolnale tickets witha two-night stay at the Lowes Hotel inSanta Monica; a private cooking class or12 people with Leonardo o TrattoriaGrappolo, along with a private tour andtasting with Ron Melville at Melvillewinery and a one night stay at the SantaYnez Inn; a trip to Vancouver includingairare and a three-night hotel stay; aprivate tour o The Reagan Ranch; and aprivate dinner or 10 people at the Levinehome, including a special case o red winerom Demetria Winery.

    When: 11 amWhere: La Pacica Ballroom,1260 Channel DriveCost: $150 per personInfo: www.vnhcsb.org

    SATURDAY MAY 11

    Mothers Day Tea and TourTreat your mother, grandmother, orsomeone important in your lie to a specialaternoon at Lotusland Mothers Day.Guests may explore the garden on theirown or reserve a docent-led tour. Tea and

    you have a Montecito event, or an event that concerns Montecito,se e-mail kel ly@monteci tojournal.net or cal l (805) 565-1860)

    THURSDAY MAY 9

    Food Drive at MUSTo benet Santa Barbara Foodbank, donationscan be let in the schools parking lot in themorning during drop o. Items needed includebaby ood, cereal, pasta, peanut butter, rice, soupand canned goods.Where: 385 San Ysidro Road

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    Wednesday, May 22, theMontecito PlanningCommission (MPC) and

    Montecito Board of ArchitecturalReview (MBAR) will be honored ata brief reception during the regu-larly scheduled MPC hearing. A timecertain event, the small 11:30 am cer-emony will acknowledge the tenthanniversary of both entities, whichformed in 2003.

    MPC and MBAR were formed10 years after an attempt to annexMontecito as its own city. At that time,Montecito land use issues were heard

    by the Santa Barbara County PlanningCommission, and many Montecitoresidents felt our community would

    be better served with a separate plan-ning commission and architectural

    review board solely for Montecito.Bob Meghreblian and other instru-mental Montecito residents formed agroup to look into the idea, and afterconsulting with then First DistrictSupervisor Naomi Schwartz and herstaff, the Board of Supervisors grantedapproval for a Montecito PlanningCommission and Montecito Board ofArchitectural Review for a two-yeartrial period.

    Since then MPC and MBAR havehelped shape the village feel ofMontecito, ensuring projects and

    builders adhere to the Montecito

    Community Plan. The establish-ment of MPC/MBAR ensures thatMontecito projects are looked at bytwo groups of Montecito-minded peo-ple, who understand and implementthe Community Plan.

    First District Supervisor SaludCarbajal will provide welcom-ing remarks, and both current and

    past MPC and MBAR pawill be recognized for theservice. A brief history of thwhich held the first meetings2003, will be included as pMPC agenda presentation.

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    On Tuesday, May 7, FirsSupervisor Salud Carbajal aMontecito Association BoardDorinne Lee Johnson to Barbara Historic Landmark Commission (HLAC). who also sits on the MAs Committee, filled the vac

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    The Montecito Country Clubwas alive with Wine, Women& Shoes for the first Court

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    event with that theme. It was also fullof eye candy shoe guys dressed in

    black from the tech company ImpulseAdvanced Communications carryingsilver trays with shoes or displayedinstead of hors doeuvres. Models onelevated platforms were posing in thelatest from LanaMarmes boutique inthe Upper Village. You could shop tilyou dropped and there was a silentauction too.

    The ballroom looked like fash-ion week in New York, except herewe were able to get seats. AndrewFirestone was emcee for the program.

    I didnt know 192 CASA volunteershave put in 17,000 hours with 282kids. Thankless work. Were here tothank them, he told us.

    According to executive director KimColbyDavis and event chair SabrinaBernardi, CASA is an organizationthat advocates for abused and neglect-ed children, many of whom are livingin foster care. CASAs work on behalf

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    16 May 2013 MONTECITO JOUR

    MONTECITO UNION SCHOOL IS NOW REGISTERING

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    Students who are being registered for

    Kindergarten must be age 5 by October 1, 2013.

    Children who will turn five after October 1, 2013 and before December 2, 2013

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    For any questions please call 969-3249

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    En (Continued from page 14)hese children is to make sure theirds are met in the courtroom, thesroom and the community. Theyome mentors and friends.uctioneer Clint Bell took over,xing thousands of dollars fromgroup. The keynote speaker was

    njaPolk, who told of her harrow-childhood with three siblings, a

    gged out mother and of sleepingents and shelters. CASA becamelifeline. Her mom is now clean

    they have a relationship. Be thece for those that are voiceless,ja pleaded.ana Marm outdid herself with away fashion show and 27 models,ny from the Kappa Alpha Thetaority at UCSB plus three little tykest stole the show. As CASA volun-s said, Change your shoes andnge a life!

    prigtimeThe Mediterraeauests of Domestic Violence

    utions (DVS) were on top of the

    rld at least on top of Hope Ranchwith 360-degree views from theace of Marisa and Rene Kokes

    w home. No one fell in the pool assipped French wine and tried outariety of stations, from mac andese to seafood sliders. Co-chairs

    zyCawthon and LaurieTilson and

    the DVS committee gave the Kokesa beautiful painting of their home inappreciation.

    Executive Director BonnieCampbell welcomed all and told astory of a call that came in at 3 amfrom a mom with a baby and twoother children in distress. They werepicked up immediately and taken to

    a safe shelter. The mom went throughcounseling and classes on handlingmoney, got a job and now the familylives in 18-month transitional housingthat DVS owns, independent and safefrom violence. The daughter recentlyasked her mom, How do you spelllove? She wanted to tell their coun-

    selor, I love you. As Bonnie saidto the audience, Thats why you arehere. BettyStephens, LindsayFisherand KumSuKim were premier spon-sors followed by almost 50 others.

    Leesa Wilson-Goldmuntz with all

    her energy and enthusiasm led the liveauction and paddle raise. She gave thefirst DVS event at her home 13 yearsago. Other committee members werePam Bigelow, Patty Bryant, LaurenKatz, Marsha Marcoe, Cherilyn Milt,Jill Nida, Diane Pannkuk, Ann MariePowers, Pam Powers, SusannahRake, Christina Songer, CarolineThompson and Suze Gray Williams.

    DVS also has trained advocates torespond to 911 calls with law enforce-ment and educates teens to recognizeand avoid violence in their relation-ships. For more information, call 963-

    4458.

    Chagig LivesTogether

    Changing Lives Together sayswhat the Womens Fund of SantaBarbara is all about helping non-profits. As outgoing chair StinaHanstold the 300 members and friendsat Fess Parkers DoubleTree Resortluncheon, This is our ninth annualevent. We began with 68 membersand now have 600 and since 2004 wehave donated a total of $4,125,000 to

    55 nonprofits.

    Stina quoted Mahatma You must be the change to see in the world. Womeis proud that 98% of the flected goes to non-profits. TBarbara Foundation is th

    partner reducing their oWomen join as individual for $2,500 or more, or as group totaling $2,500 or mresearch local non-profits (addressing selected issuesthorough vetting, several ato apply and then the memon how to distribute the funds.

    Research co-chair Salliepresented this years winnwere Catholic Charities Barbara, Doctors WithouSanta Barbara Street M

    Future Leaders of AmeriInc. of Carpinteria, Isla VisProjects, Westside Boys aClub, Womens Economic and Youth Prevention Progr

    Co-chairs MelissaGough aStokes were grateful to Kathrfor underwriting the lunchprinted materials. Betty Elinwas introduced for donat$500,000 over the years to with matching grants. SantFoundation contributed agrant in 2012 and Orfalea Foa $10,000 grant the same year

    The founding chair Carol

    Domestic Violence Solutions co-chairsCawthon and Laurie Tilson at the partRanch

    DVS execu-tive direc-tor BonnieCampbellwith hostsMarisa Koke,daughter,Alex, and hus-band, Rene,along withDVS develop-ment direc-tor MarshaMarcoe

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    16 May 2013 MONTECITO JOURId rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people Ive known Bob Barker

    1485 East Valley Road, Montecito ~ 805 969-5

    GiulianaHaute Couture

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    erred to as the mother of themens Fund, reminisced about thet nine years. If you would like ton more, log on to www.womens

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    24 Disastershe invitation intrigued by saying,one of the most inexplicable and

    ctically unknown home front trag-es of World War II, three separate

    eerily linked events left sixteenple dead along the Californiast.ocal author RobertBurtness was atSanta Barbara Historical MuseumHM) to lecture about his new book,Santa Barbara B-24 Disasters, and

    n them. Executive director Douglasler introduced Bob and thankedrlene and WarrenMiller for spon-ng the event.

    n brief Bob told us, On July 4, 1943-24 Liberator on maneuvers overPacific ran low on fuel. The U.S.

    my Air Corps crew parachuted out,o into the ocean, the rest on land,

    and the unmanned heavy bombercrashed near Santa Barbara.

    A second B-24 assigned to thesearch-and-rescue mission over the

    ocean, literally vanished. The planesremains and those of its twelve air-men were found eight months lateron San Miguel Island. In 1954, theCoast Guard cutter carrying Air Forceinvestigators to wrap up details of theSan Miguel disaster rammed a yacht,killing two others.

    Bob served in the United States AirForce for five years and after earningan MA in English he taught in oursecondary school system for 30 yearsuntil retirement. He and his wife,Lynn, live here where he volunteersfor various organizations.

    All the Burtness boys (that wouldbe two, Bill and George) were thereto help their brother Bob (that makesthree) celebrate his publication withwine and canaps. You might like tocheck out the museums latest exhibit,De la Tierra: Art of the Adobe. Itwill be around until October 7 at 136East De la Guerra. MJ

    ens Fund recipients: (back row) Frank C. Bognar, Gabriela Rodriguez, Marsha Bailey, Margueritehez, and Dr. Dave Cash, (front row) Magda Arroyo, LuAnn Miller, and Victoria Juarez all representingnon-profit

    The Burtnessboys: George,author Bob andBill at the booksigning andlecture at theSanta BarbaraHistoricalMuseum

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    young and should take a step back, herecounts her reply was: OK i thats whatyou think. Ive got a match tomorrow.Not a problem.

    And that was it.He says he loved Evert, but he knew

    both their ambitions would ultimatelyget in the way o them having a uturetogether.

    It kept going back to the same oldquestion, he writes. Can two numberones exist in the same amily?

    As well as their relationship and histennis career Jimmy writes about hisstruggles with dyslexia, the inidelity thatalmost ended his marriage to current wie,Patti, and a gambling addiction, as wellas his on-court battles with some o the

    biggest names in the game.Evert has yet to comment on the allega-

    tions...

    Woodstock or CapitalistsIt has been described as part rock

    concert, part investment workshop. heannual gathering o Berkshire Hathawayshareholders in Omaha, Nebraska, is anodd mix.

    And this year, I note, MontecitosKathyIreland was among the 30,000 aith-ul who joined Berkshire CEO WarrenBuffettat the weekend event.

    Kathy, who used to be a ixture in the

    Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue or 13consecutive years with her last appear-ance coming in 1996, now heads herown global design conglomerate, KathyIreland Worldwide, estimated to be worthmore than $2 billion.

    She has also written six books, includ-ing three or children, and has an exten-sive portolio o real estate in Caliorniaand Hawaii.

    Buetts annual meeting began humblyin 1982 with a crowd o 15 in an insur-ance company caeteria, but it has beengrowing steadily just as the companysstock price rose to become the most

    expensive in America, reaching $162,904

    or a Class A share last week.Now the meeting regularly

    citys 18,300-seat arena and evoverlow room.

    Buett, 82, likes to call it Wor Capitalists.

    With entrepreneurial Kathy he was clearly in good compan

    Dream Come TrueBonnie Buckner is, by her o

    sion, a dreamer.So it is no wonder Bonnie,

    ied at Santa Barbaras FieldingUniversity, has titled her irst boYour Sel Into Being.

    I teach business and creatsionals how to unlock theirtions and unold their greatshe explained at a bijou launcecolote, the bibliophile bastiUpper Village.

    his took me about seven put together.

    It teaches readers how to udreams and the messages o theDreaming puts you in the drivyou.

    Bonnie is now, as she describting the pieces together or htome.

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    season, not surprisingly, is goingo high note.

    Aria ans gathered at the Eto hear artistic director, JoCondemi, outline the perscheduled when the latest progo at the Granada in Novembe

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    MISCELLAnYP

    MISCELLAnY (Continued from page 6)

    Jimmy Connors writes a most revelatory memoir

    KathyIreland joins

    WarrenBuffett in

    Omaha,Nebraska

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    TTERS(Continued from page 9)trict water meter.

    n summary, the District continuesoffer landscape Irrigation efficien-audits, including property ownerow-up contact to ensure that waterservation techniques and methodsbeing applied as instructed.om Mosby

    Montecito Water DistrictEditors note: Since receiving this let-

    I called your office and Mike Clarke to our house and conducted a thor-h water-saving audit. His instructionscerning our irrigation control systeme extremely valuable and our waterge has indeed gone down. Anyonerested in having such an audit done,uld call MWD at 805-969-2271 or gone: www.montecitowater.com.

    uestioableater Qualityfly with one of the local search andue squadrons and in a recent exer-we flew up the Santa Ynez Rivers

    ey. First over Cachuma, low andmewhat discolored, then over

    raltar, which looked like opaquesoup, then over Montecitos own

    er, Jameson, a clear beautifule. Now that was impressive! Butwe discuss water quality, visuals,

    hough helpful are merely a fractionhe topic needed to this discussion.noted in a recentMontecito Journal,re are several sources for our water.ose obtaining their water from thentecito Water District (MWD)t to be confused with the other

    WD Metropolitan Water Districtouthern California] are, nonethe-, lucky because it is perhaps the

    t water along the South Coast.s noted, we get our water fromious sources. Perhaps the worst iser from the State Water Project.s accrues to a couple of reasons: 1)terribly expensive and 2) the qual-is questionable. As to the latters

    questionable quality: lab tests used toverify water quality as generally usedthroughout industry are antiquated.Thus, pathogens and antibiotic resis-tant genes as now found in many of thenations water sources are not noted inor by these old tests. Those tests, ifyou go to Google are called the MPNfor Most Probable Number. These testsuse an indicator bacterium, usuallya coliform, and that test requires anactively growing culture. But many ofthe bacteria found in water can residein a stunted or non-growing phaseand thus are not counted in thesetypes of tests. Additionally, many ofthe newer emerging pathogens andtheir genes are not picked up by theseantiquated standard tests. Thus onecan read a false negative for a perhapsvery contaminated water supply, asupply that can be legally delivered,

    based on standard test passage but atthe same time one that could causeserious disease. The regulatory com-munity is well aware of this but likemost regulators, that community isclientele-captured by the very industry

    it was established to regulate.This problem is especially egregious

    where treated sewage discharge ismixed with that water. This mixing ofsewage and surface water happens allalong the Sacramento River, its tributar-ies, and the Delta because cities dumptheir sewage effluents into those sur-face water sources. That water is whatis sent down to us through the StateWater Project systems. The US EPA iswell aware of this sewage contamina-tion but is also clientele-captured.

    In the late 1970s, the US EPAsWastewater Research Division,

    Municipal Environmental ResearchLaboratory, Cincinnati, Ohio docu-mented that the sewer plant dischargeto the nations rivers and lakes was aprincipal source of antibiotic resistantpathogen release. Note to the carefulreader, this study also shows that UV

    disinfection actually boosts the capac-ity of antibiotic resistant organisms tosurvive. A colleague doing research inthis area also noted that UV, while itmay kill the host bacteria does noth-ing to the underlying genes, whichare thus available to other bacteria.Chlorine, as applied as a disinfectantto water also has little impact on thesegenes. Thus, the two principal ways wedisinfect our water do an exceedinglypoor job when it comes to bacterialand other pathogenic genes. As to thisstudy by EPA, in the interest of politics,it is believed that the EPA removed allrecords of that study from its data baseand to this day is reluctant to discussthis topic. This sequestering of infor-mation then not only impacts the statewater quality regulators but substan-tially retards the research into newersewer plants, thus any improvement ofthe failing infrastructure.

    VBNCs RampantWhen, however, we talk about these

    old standard water quality tests, it isimportant to remember that there are

    typically two states of bacterial growththat are missed by these antiquatedstandard test. Persisters, are a groupof bacteria not well recorded by thesestandard tests and thus because thesetests can not see those persisters, theresults under-report actual numbersof contained bacteria, i.e., a false nega-tive. Persisters are a class of dormantcells that can survive the disinfectionor antimicrobial treatments that kill themajority of their genetically identicalsiblings. Persisters are capable of enter-ing a non- or extremely slow-grow-ing physiological state, which makes

    them insensitive (refractory or toler-ant) to the action of disinfectants ofantimicrobial drugs. This also shieldsthem from the standard water qual-ity tests. Persisters are also difficultfor the immune system to eliminate.They become a reservoir for the slowlysmoldering infections that are oftenseen post surgery: infections that arerefractory to treatment. Thus theseinfections often see the need for remov-ing implanted prosthetic devices, andopening yet again, the split chest bonefollowing open heart surgery. Chronicinfections can affect people of any age,

    health, or immune status.The second general state of bacteriathat are missed by the typically usedwater quality tests are bacteria that arein a Viable But Non Culturable (VBNC)state. These bacteria cannot grow in thestandard culture media employed inthe typically used water quality tests.Bacteria enter the VBNC state as aresponse to stress, and stress is caused

    by adverse conditions. VBNC bacteriacan remain in that state for over a yearand may form within biofilms thatare found in water pipes. It has beenshown that numerous pathogens and

    non-pathogens can enter the VBNC

    state, and therefore this has simplications in both water qupathogenesis. Tests done o

    byproducts showed that wheout of the VBNC state, the aresults had under reported several magnitudes.

    Use Less; Need LessAs seen in the MJ the sec

    est source of Montecito watWater Project water, compris20% of our supply. But the rit can act as a contaminaremainder of the supply throtransfer. Thus, a moment oThe genes from bacteria apathogen can be and are reletheir parent hosts and are fouwater supplies in increasinging numbers. Remember alsare running out of antibioactually work against pathogall the while one sees these pgetting more resistant. Thustwo curves that are, at somtime, likely to come together

    In 2006 at the Envir

    Law Conference in Yosemous papers were delivered#27 was to contain some ininsight into this area of n

    by regulators. Of particulawas the analysis of the fedDrinking Water Act (SDWAof the US/EPA drinking wcologists. His delivered papwith the following: Bottomalmost all the emerging nants that have attracted it will be a long time, if evethey are regulated under theWith that in mind, when m

    US/EPA begin to address theantibiotic resistance or resistfound in the nations waterCan the industry move ahethis and if in doing so, how wwith resistance beside just ig

    So, we need less of the mosive State Water Project wat the same time consider thealth implications. If we supplies, we will also neethat water. Thus from a pubaspect, it behooves us to A lawn in this area takes acre inch a week during the

    What if we move to droughplantings instead of lawn?cussion of water, its supplyissues of that supply will betopics. We need to be infowe can make intelligent The MJ is one very good aenhance this information tra

    Dr Edo McGowanMedical Geo-hydrologyMontecito(Editors note: Water, its a

    and its safety is an issue that wus for the foreseeable future, so

    you for adding your name and e

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    stal branch of the State Water Project (SWP), and its budget-breaking com-ion, Governor Jerry Browns proposed Twin Tunnels Project.here are some 15,000 desalination plants operating worldwide, producing

    me 60 million cubic meters of water per day, according to the Internationalalination Association. In areas of low permitting costs, like South Padrend in Texas and Tampa, Florida, costs of water per acre feet are estimated

    be as low as $700 to $1,400 per AF. According to the Surfrider Foundation,roposed seawater desalination facility in Huntington Beach will producealinated water at a cost of $1,500 per AF, plus another $90 to $140 per AF forveyance and delivery.

    Seawater Desaliatio Plats Reduce Their Costs?n March 2013, John B. Stetson, Jr., Senior Technical Fellow at Lockheedrtin Corp, announced the discovery of a new, vastly cheaper filtration mate-known as Perforene, made up of sheets of graphene with holes of about aometer (a billionth of a meter) in size, large enough to pass water through,small enough to block the ions of salt in seawater.ecause the sheets of graphene are so thin one carbon atom in thickness ites much less energy to push the seawater through the filter with the forceded to separate the salt from the seawater. According to Stetson, The newmbranes in the Perforene filters are 500 times thinner than the best filter onmarket today, and a thousand times stronger. The energy and the pressure

    ts required to filter salt is approximately one hundred times less than thergy used by current filters. Lockheed Martin plans to have a working pro-

    ype available by the end of 2013 as a drop-in replacement for filters using theerse osmosis process. novel approach to further reduce desalination costs at a reconstituted Santabara desalination facility would be to allow a slant-drilling permit for natu-

    gas extraction in the Santa Barbara Channel, in return for the natural gasplier providing free natural gas to power the desalination plant, as well

    paying some or all of the reactivation capital costs. This would have the twinefits of reducing both capital and operating costs, while lowering the cost ofcious water for all current and future users.

    ate Water Project (SWP) Costsurrently, the Montecito Water District (MWD) pays 39% of its total budget5 million out of $13 million) to fund its share of the dams, pipes, reservoirs aqueducts of the SWP coastal branch. This annual obligation must be met

    ether or not Montecito uses one drop of State water; SWP water used is anditional cost. $114 million of SWP debt will be repaid by 2022, but the remain-

    $481 million wont be paid off until 2035.Governor Browns Twin Tunnels Project is started prior to 2035, calling

    the construction of two giant 35-mile water-diversion tunnels to re-route

    thern California water from the Sacramento River under the Sacramento-Joaquin Delta to southern California, MWD would be saddled with even

    re costs. The result would be a non-negotiable, payment of its share of anmated $24 to $64 billion in added Twin Tunnels cost, according to Dick

    aikewitz, chairman of the Central Coast Water Authority (CCWA), and Raykes, CCWA Deputy Director.

    hat We Ca DoWP costs are rising at the same time that desalination costs may be falling. currently proposed 55% increase in water rates for MWD customers overnext five years, does not fund any additional Twin Tunnels debt, nor anyer needs in excess of 5,200 AF per year. The threat of drought and depletedundwater aquifers, increases the need for a reliable and locally controlledlacement source of new water. It would be imprudent for our water agen-not to talk to Ionics, IDE Technologies, Poseidon Resources and Lockheed

    rtin to accurately estimate future cost for desalination water versus theected costs and reliability of SWP water.partnership of local water agencies should contact Lockheed Martin to offer

    currently mothballed Charles Meyer Desalination facility in Santa Barbara asst-bed site for the installation of Lockheed Martins new Perforene filters. They of Santa Barbara Water Resources Department should ask for state and federalearch funding, plus engineering research support services from the UniversityCalifornia Santa Barbara to restart the Santa Barbara desalination plant.

    would also behoove we who are at risk of unending and even arbitrary pay-nts to SWP to contact and contract with an aggressive local lawyer who isdy, able, and willing to take on the powerful forces behind the Twin Tunnelsject and get Montecito and Santa Barbara out of it before it is too late.s time to discover whether desalination can be made to work at an afford-e cost, or whether we should remain at the mercy of SWP to pay for what-r it is the state agency finally ends up spending for its grand and what

    ny consider unnecessary statewide plan. MJ

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    VILLAGE BEAT (Continued from page 12)by JAmy Brown, who earlier thisyear was appointed to the MontecitoPlanning Commission.

    HLAC meets once a month to dis-cuss the protection of places, sites,

    buildings, structures, works of art andother objects having a special historicaesthetic character or interest. Thepurpose of the commission is to pro-mote the economic welfare and pros-perity of the county by preserving andprotecting these historic sites for theuse, education and view of the generalpublic. Two commissioners representeach district in the county; Johnsonwill join Edwin Lenvik in represent-ing the First District.

    Johnson, who tells us she will con-tinue her work with the MA, haslived in Montecito since 1998. She hassat on the Santa Monica ArchitecturalReview Board (ARB) and the Caltrans(MWBE) Advisory Board for the Stateof California, and is a designer forsustainable building projects.

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    Montecito Fire sent two engines

    to assist in the blaze, which officialsbelieve to be started by a sparkingcar engine. The fire broke out nearHighway 101 at Camarillo Springs,and made its way into Newbury Park

    before heading towards Pacific CoastHighway.

    MFPDs first engine was part ofa Strike Team of engines sent fromSanta Barbara County, comprised ofType One engines from MontecitoFire, Carpinteria-Summerland Fire,

    and Santa Barbara County two from Santa Barbara Citysecond engine responded avidual resource. Montecito Ftains this specific engine for of Emergency Services (OESarrives at the incident, it wi

    ried up with four other OES eform another Strike Team.

    According to MFPDs GeriA strike team is comprisepieces of the same type oment and one Leader, or ChiBoth engines Montecito senas Structure Defense enginincident.

    This fire spread quickly dutemperatures, low humidity,winds, and was exacerbatedseason dry vegetation. Thfor a trifecta of dangeroutions. MFPD representative

    Montecito residents shouldtime, while we do not haveconditions present, to evalupreparedness levels. MFPDmends creating a defensible hdistrict will provide a free finspection for Montecito resimake recommendations onmake them more fire safe), family with evacuation plevacuating early in case of a

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    ollister Rach:ass Fed Bee

    ozens of Montecito residents areon a secret: Hollister Ranch, the600-acre private ranch communityth of Santa Barbara, known forpristine coastline and expansive

    ws, is also home to 1,500 cattle, is now the growing place for localss-fed beef.he Hollister Ranch Cooperative

    been raising cattle for over 35rs, but two years ago a handful of

    wboys and cowgirls implemented aw program, selling grass-fed beef.

    beef, which contains no hormonesantibiotics, is delivered to homes

    m Montecito to the Central Coast,mplete with several different cuts,a recipe guide. The program was

    arheaded by ranch manager JohnCarty, who has lived on the ranch40 years.

    McCarty and volunteer Kathilson gave us a private tour of thech last month, and explained thatcattle, which have full use of 25tures, help prevent deteriorationhe land, which can be plagued byadleaf, mustard and tobacco seed,

    d wild radish. If you dont use it,u lose it, McCarty said about

    land. The 1,000 deeded owners

    of the 136-parcel property voted topool their grassland back in the sev-enties, to give the cattle full grazingrights and make the ranch a viableagricultural operation. Starting thegrass-fed beef program was a way

    to diversify the operations on the

    ranch, McCarty told us, in additionto serving the greater community,he said.

    This is the real deal, McCartysaid about the operation. The beefis authentic, good, and high qual-ity. He and Carlson, along with ahandful of ranch hands, manage the

    cattle on a daily basis, which lessenswildfire danger and enhances the land

    by locating water troughs away fromcreeks and riparian habitats.

    The beef is harvested six monthsout of the year; last year almost35,000 pounds of beef was harvest-

    ed, all hormone- and antibMcCarty handpicks the animharvested, ensuring their mperament, low-stress handideal body structure. We ing for the couch potatoes,said, explaining that the raised on the hills, but brpastures closer to ground dlast 45-60 days, so they havless. He explained adrenaltender meat, so it is impehave a low-stress environm

    The beef, which has a siglower fat content than grainis available at independenin the north part of SantaCounty, as well as throughClub, which includes free hoery once a month. Its apeople to get locally sourwhich is affordable, tastes gis healthier than traditionCarlson said.

    For more information, or tfor home delivery, visit wwerativebeef.com.

    Lagua Blacasnew Board Truste

    Laguna Blanca School isto announce that Margaris returning to its Board of

    The grass fed cows of the Hollister RanchCooperative

    i Carlson and John McCarty overlook their cattle, who are free to roam on almost all of Hollisterhs 14,600 acres

    Ranch manager John McCarty (far right) and his team, including Kathi Carlson, tend to the cattle atHollister Ranch

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    LLAGE BEAT (Continued from page 23)

    compiled by Kelly Mahan from information supplied by Santa Barbara CouSheriffs Department

    SHERIFFS

    BLOTTER

    Vehicle Brea-i o Arroqui RoadSaturday, 20 April, 6:55 pm Deputy Welch responded to Arroqu

    Montecito on report of a theft. The reporting party said his wife parvehicle in front of their residence during the evening hours on Aprdid not lock the doors prior to entering the residence; when she rethe vehicle the next morning, she noticed two phone chargers andseat television monitors were missing. The value of the stolen items w$2,000; a report of grand theft was taken.

    Smash & Grab o Radall Road

    Sunday, 28 April, 5:07 pm Deputy Delgadillo wasdispatched to aMontecito, where the resident reported her vehicle had been broken inin the day on Randall Road. The woman had left her purse on the floothe passenger side, and when she returned to the vehicle the windowsmashed and her purse was gone. She contacted her credit card cowho told her one of her credit cards had been used at a gas stationBarbara.

    The cost of the purse and wallet, as well as the damage to the vehestimated at $1,200.

    Graiti i MotecitoTuesday, 30 April, 6:28 am Deputy Gallaher spoke to a man repor

    fiti in the roadway at North Jameson and San Ysidro Road. An hourdeputy drove through the intersection, and saw what appeared to be a

    painted in white paint on the road. A report was taken.

    a second time, having originallyved in the late 1990s. Margaretskground in education, her exten-e local board experience, and here as a former Laguna parent havepared her to join the schoolsrd of Trustees for a second timeund.

    n 1969, Margaret received a BAhistory from the United Statesernational University. From there,

    obtained her teaching creden-s and an MA in special educationm UC Santa Barbara, as well as

    MA in Clinical Psychology fromtioch University. Margaret is alsoalifornia certified mediator.aker began her career teachingmentary school for the Carpinteriaified School District and laterved to curriculum and programelopment for grades K-9. Sheserved as a counselor for St.

    cents School and a therapist forh Cottage Care Center and Projectovery, which are rehabilitationgrams focused on treatment for

    oholism and drug abuse.he has served on many boards,

    luding Crane Country Dayool, Its For the Kids Foundation,

    eam Foundation, Padaro Laneociation, Serena Cove Ownersociation, and Rehabilitation

    titute of Santa Barbara. In addi-

    tion to Laguna Blanca School, shecurrently serves on the boards ofCottage Health System and SantaBarbara Botanic Garden.

    Margaret has three children whograduated from Laguna Blanca:Anne 92, Brian 96, and Elizabeth02.

    I Busiess: Barre 101Santa Barbara business owner

    Jodi Conroy has opened Barre 101,an independent barre studio onChapala Street. The studio, whichfeatures dozens of barre classes

    based on the fitness principles ofdancer and teacher Lotte Berk, isthe second of two studios thefirst is in Agoura Hills owned byConroy and her husband, Quinn.

    We thought Santa Barbara wouldbe the perfect place to open anotherstudio, and weve been so welcomedhere, Conroy said.

    The couple has run the workoutcenter under a franchise the last two

    years, and earlier this year decidedto reopen the space as an indepen-dent studio. A Grand Re-Opening isplanned for Sunday, May 19.

    Conroy, who grew up in Colorado,Palm Desert, and Agoura Hills, is

    a former deaf and hard-of-hearingteacher; she holds an M.A. in SpecialEducation. She was teaching deafand hard-of-hearing high school stu-dents in San Francisco when a friendconvinced her to try out a barreworkout class. I was immediatelyin love with it, she said, explain-ing she lost nearly 20 pounds in six

    months and got in the besther life. After training as antor at the studio where sheout, she and her husbandto take a chance and open tstudio in Agoura Hills in 20

    Conroy plans on offeritional barre classes, whi60-minute total body work

    ballet-inspired moves, stand free weights. She alon offering other variationclass, including 30-minutenal, glutes, and stretchingand an hour-long class thamore cardiovascular work.of these classes will be unthe Grand Re-Opening. Ting thing is we can now ooptions, which our clients hasking for, says Conroy, wes several classes a week into raising two small boys.says she has been able to lmonthly rate for clients, mclasses more affordable.

    The studio, located at 761Street, features two fully e

    exercise rooms to accommgrowing class schedule anstaff. To learn more about Bvisit the Grand Re-Opening19, which will feature clasrefreshments, local vendoLululemon fashion show.

    Visit www.barre101.com information or call 805-845

    Laguna BlancaSchool BoardmemberMargaret Bakerreturns for asecond term

    Barre 101 owner Jodi Conroy opens independent barre studio in Santa Barbara

    e 101 instructors demonstrate ballet-inspired moves at the Chapala Street studio

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    16 May 2013 MONTECITO JOUR

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    eshments will be served on the paviliono and main lawn throughout thernoon.onrmation and directions to the Visitorance will be provided on receipt or reservation.en: 1:30 pm to 4 pmt: $70 or members; $80 or non-

    mbers; $30 or children 5-12ister:969-9990

    ond Saturdays at Simpatico

    patico Pilates and Gyrotonic StudioMontecito is launching its Second

    rdays at Simpatico charity events ony 11th rom 11 am to 1 pm. The studiobe oering a donation only Towereormer class taught by two expertpatico Pilates instructors. The studio willor a dierent local charity each month.% o donations will go to the charity.charity or May is the Gwendolynng Foundation an organizationcated to accelerating research ocusednding Spinal Muscular Atrophy, and

    porting amilies impacted by SMA.en: 11 am to 1 pm

    ere: 1235 Coast Village Road, Suite I: (805) 565-7591

    ESDAY MAY 14

    S School Board Meetingen: 6 pmere: Montecito Union School,San Ysidro Road

    : 969-3249

    l o Fame Awards Receptiona Miller McCune, SAGE Publicationsder and executive chairman, will bected into the Pacic Coast Business

    Times Hall o Fame, which was establishedat the newspapers 10th anniversarycelebration in 2010When: 5:30 to 7:30 pmWhere: 1260 Channel DriveCost: $50 per personInfo and Tickets: Jennier Hemmy [email protected]

    WEDNESDAY MAY 15

    Nature as Spiritual PracticeLecture

    David Cumes, MD, received his surgicaltraining in Johannesburg and has taught atStanord Medical Center.Ater extensive travel, which included timewith the Bushmen and shamans in Peruand South Arica, Dave was initiated asa medicine man in South Arica in 2002.He is the author o ve books and is abridge between Western Medicine andindigenous healing wisdom.This lecture will discuss some o thetechniques to bridge the gap betweenWestern and Eastern medicine, usingnature as a healing orce.When: 6 pm

    Where: Montecito Library,1469 East Valley RoadInfo: 969-5063

    THURSDAY MAY 16

    La Favorita LectureSpanish Caliornia was lonely and isolatedrom the rest o the world. To protect itsclaim on Alta Caliornia (or present-dayCaliornia), the Spanish governmentbuilt presidios (military posts), missions(church communities), and pueblos (towns)along the coast. These settlements werehighly dependent on outside goods. Both

    smiling, happy, and healthy.For twenty years, Mr. Freericks dnetwork television shows, rising executive positions at CBS, WilsNBC, and nally New Line CineHe was an Executive Producer oGlowand a Co-Executive ProducRed Water. Mr. Freericks is the anumerous produced plays and thbooks; two poetry collections anction piece on railroads.When: 4 to 5 pmWhere: 1470 East Valley RoadInfo: (310) 488-5726

    WEDNESDAY MAY 22

    Montecito Planning CommiMeetingMPC ensures that applicants adhcertain ordinances and policies issues raised by interested partieaddressed; today the Commissiocelebrate ten years o service, alMontecito Board o ArchitecturalWhen: 9 amWhere: Country Engineering BuPlanning Commission Hearing R

    123 East Anapamu

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    Art ExhibitMontecito artist Steve Gilbar dhis paper collages eaturing Penbooks, not the birds)When: February through May, Mthrough Friday, 9 am to 5 pmWhere: Gallery 827, 827 State Info: 969-9857

    MONDAYS AND TUESDAY

    Art ClassesBeginning and advanced, all agappt, just callWhere: Portico Gallery,1235 Coast Village RoadInfo: 695-8850

    TUESDAYS AND THURSDA

    Adventuresome AgingWhere: 89 Eucalyptus LaneInfo: 969-0859; ask or Susan

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    Live Entertainment at CavaWhere: Cava, 1212 Coast VillaWhen: 7 pm to 10 pmInfo: 969-8500

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    Story Time at the LibraryWhen: 10:30 to 11 amWhere: Montecito Library,1469 East Valley RoadInfo: 969-5063

    Connections Brain Fitness PChallenging games, puzzles, an

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    Montecito Tide ChartDay Low Hgt High Hgt Low Hgt High Hgt Low Hgt

    Thurs, May 9 4:16 AM -0.5 10:36 AM 3.8 03:38 PM 1.7 09:51 PM 5.7Fri, May 10 4:50 AM -0.5 11:15 AM 3.7 04:07 PM 1.9 010:20 PM 5.6Sat, May 11 5:25 AM -0.5 11:55 AM 3.5 04:36 PM 2.1 010:49 PM 5.4Sun, May 12 6:00 AM -0.3 12:38 PM 3.4 05:07 PM 2.3 011:20 PM 5.2Mon, May 13 6:39 AM -0.1 01:27 PM 3.3 05:41 PM 2.6 011:55 PM 4.9Tues, May 14 7:22 AM 0.1 02:25 PM 3.2 06:25 PM 2.8Wed, May 15 12:34 AM 4.6 8:10 AM 0.4 03:34 PM 3.2 07:30 PM 3Thurs, May 16 1:23 AM 4.2 9:04 AM 0.6 04:39 PM 3.4 09:11 PM 3Fri, May 17 2:31 AM 3.8 10:00 AM 0.8 05:27 PM 3.7 010:54 PM 2.7

    TUESDAY MAY 14

    Montecito AssociationMeetingThe Montecito Associationis committed to preserving,protecting, and enhancing thesemi-rural residential charactero MontecitoWhen: 4 pmWhere: Montecito Hall,1469 East Valley Road

    the Santa Barbara Presidio (1782) andMission (1786) received supplies romocial government ships that came romthe Spanish Naval Department at San Blas,Mexico. La Favorita was one o those shipsbringing ood, tools, weapons, clothing,cooking utensils, urniture, and ceramics.Alan Kemp will provide an overview osupplying Caliornia with a ocus on theearly seaborne encounters betweenthe Chumash and Spanish in the SantaBarbara Channel. Particular attention willbe paid to La Favorita, andJerry Blairsmodel o her on exhibit at the museum.When: 7 pmWhere: Santa Barbara Maritime Museum,113 Harbor WayCost: Free (members), $5 (non-members)Registration: www.sbmm.org

    SATURDAY MAY 18

    Ritzy Rummage SaleOur Lady o Mount Carmel School ishosting its annual Ritzy Rummage Sale inthe Church Hall. The sale eatures clothing,toys, games, trinkets, urniture, rugs,antiques, collectibles, and much, much,

    more! Hot coee and donuts too! Cash,checks and credit cards are accepted.(Attention Early Bird Shoppers: Early BirdEntry Fee is $5 or Early Bird Shoppersrom 7 am to 8 am only.) All proceedsare or the benet o Our Lady o MountCarmel School.When: 8 am to noonWhere: 530 Hot Springs RoadInfo: 969-5965

    MTF HikeMontecito Trails Foundation hosts a 6-mile,1,000-oot altitude-gain hike up San Ysidrotrail to McMenemy trail, west to Girard

    trail, up to Catway, East to San Ysidro trailand back along the re road. Bring oodand water or this intermediate hike.When: 8:20 or check-in and release ormsWhere: trailhead on East Mountain Drivewest o Park Lane Info: 568-0833

    Reading at TecoloteCharles Freericks will read rom hisbook, My Imaginary Friend was too Coolto Hang Out with Me, a comedic look atgrowing up in New Jersey. It is a collectiono stories about one boys amazing abilityto make the worst choices possible timeand time again and yet come out o it

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