WELCOME TO THE MALL

WHERE WE TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU LIKE

A Mock-Ad Photo Essay By: Alanna Crochetiere

YOUNG LADIES, FIND OUT WHAT YOU SHOULD STRIVE

TO BE.

But don’t worry, we’ll offer you enough variations of the same thing that you still think you have unique style and originality.

AND LADIES, COME AND FIND OUT WHAT YOU ARE

ALREADY SUPPOSE TO BE.

But don’t worry, we’ll tell you in a way that you’ll still think you have your own personal tastes and

preferences.

YOUR SKIN REGIMENT SHOULD

BE AT LEAST 3 STEPS

For your face to be presentable, you need not 1,

not 2 but 3 different products!

Your face needs correcting, it can’t just remain the way

it is!

YOU NEED MORE MONEY TO SPEND

MORE MONEY HERE

At the mall, you should buy tickets to the lottery, so that you’ll have more money to

spend at the mall.

DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE

HOLIDAY THAT MAKES YOU HAVE TO BUY THINGS

Here at the mall, we sell all kinds of things for that

special day in February! Come here to buy that

special lingerie that you’ll only use once because its

really uncomfortable anyways!

“PURE MAGNETISM”You should always be

attracting men, and if you don’t, that is what you

should strive for. So buying things, here at the mall, will

get you closer to that!

IF YOU’RE A YOUNG WOMAN, YOU’RE SUPPOSE HAVE A

BABY

Or you probably have one, but if you don’t, you should

at least want one.

GETTING A GIFT CARD WILL MAKE

YOU A HAPPY PERSON

A gift certificate to the mall can make any lady happy.

Why not? Of course, you can find anything you could ever want or need at the mall, so why have real money, have

mall money.

LET US TAKE YOUR JACKET OFF YOUR

HANDS, SO YOU CAN REPLACE IT

WITH BAGS FROM OUR SHOPS

We wouldn’t want you to by less things because you have

things you already own in your hands! You need more, you always need more and for this shopping trip, at least as much as you can

carry.

IF YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO SPEND YOUR MONEY,

WE’LL SPEND IT FOR YOU!

If you can’t make it here, don’t worry, we have

someone who can spend you’re money for you! And you need this, because god forbid you fall behind on the

trends because you can’t make it to the mall!

YOUR OWN TASTES AND PREFERENCES ARE INADEQUATE

And if style and beauty is not your thing? Well, wait a

minute, it needs to be. So if you don’t know anything

about fashion, we can offer you someone to tell you

what you’re suppose to like.

SHOP HERE AND YOU’LL GET A BOYFRIEND

Now, if you’re single, which you should’nt be by the way, you can shop at aeropostale.

The clothes will make you look so great that you’ll

definitely get a boyfriend.

…AND YOU’LL BE SO HAPPY

Having a boyfriend will make you happy, and

Aeropostale will get you a boyfriend so Aeropostale will

make you happy!

BUT WE DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE

ENVIRONMENT,

We care about the environement and so should you. But don’t think about whether all the vendors in

our establishment are ethical or have ethical ways

of doing business.

OR THE COMMUNITY,

BECAUSE WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE

HERE, YOU SHOULD BE TOO.

You don’t have to feel guilty about spending all this

money on yourself when you don’t need it! Throw a penny

into the fountain, you’re doing a good thing and

being a good person, don’t think about the money you’re wasting here!

FINALLY, YOU SHOULD HAVE

FACEBOOK

because you’re not a real person if you don’t have

Facebook.