welcome to the game™! by: jamie vaughan ©2001. how to play: use your mouse to guide your alter...
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Welcome to the Game™!
By: Jamie Vaughan
©2001
How to Play:
Use your mouse to guide your alter ego. (An alter ego is a character outside the real world that resembles you in some way). Using your mouse to choose choices of what to do, like picking up certain things and moving your alter ego around. One tip: if you die, you can maximize your enjoyment by starting over so you can think your actions over instead of cheating by going back. You may also want to read carefully to die less often.
Inventory
Hero, you see the dragon’s maze ahead. To your left, you see a tree with a branch hanging off. To your right, you see a giant rock. Behind you is the bridge you just crossed to get here. Hmm, that cave mouth looks suspicious.
There is nothing you can do to move the
boulder.
You get the stick, which is about as big
as the mouth cave.
As you begin crossing the bridge, the giant boulder moves and the Dragon comes out and has an appetizer: You.
As soon as you enter the cave, it’s stalactites and stalagmites begin moving and crunch you up.
Hero, you see the dragon’s maze ahead. To your left, you see a tree with the branch you took gone. To your right, you see a giant rock. Behind you is the bridge you just crossed to get here. Maybe there is something to do with the stick?
Use stick
As soon as you place the stick in the cave it starts trying to break the stick. You laugh at its feeble attempts of breaking the gigantic branch and step inside.
Inside the cave, you see a few passages. One to the left, which seems to have a reddish glow, and one to the right. To your front is some strange glyphs. You could possibly open the Book of Symbols that your grandfather gave you to decode the hieroglyphics.
Use Book
Going Back requires time traveling!!!
Maybe you should get closer to READ the
hieroglyphics.
Use Book
Upside down V= to beat a
= the only way
=wits
=powerful dragon
=is to use your great
Inside the cave, you see a few passages. One to the left, and one to the right. Since you have used your book, you have decoded the message.
The only way to beat a powerful Dragon is to use your great wits.
Well, you seem to have stumbled upon the den. Happy stomach traveling!
You don’t like to read, do you?
When the locals said a maze, they really meant it! So, big hero, are you going to save this town by sitting around? Find your way around!!! Hey, at least there is a well at the middle of the room.
Well, that is not much of a maze. In this room, you see a jewel hilted dagger, and a small mouse hole. In the book you have, “The Beginning Adventurer’s Guide to Monsters”, you read that sometimes mice can turn into giant mice that hop around and box. Unfortunately, you are in one of those type of cartoons which is a game.
Get Dagger
Back
Fight!
Mouse Fight
Well, that is not much of a maze. In this room, you see a a small mouse hole. In the book you have, “The Beginning
Adventurer’s Guide to Monsters”, you read that sometimes mice can turn into giant mice that hop around and box. Unfortunately, you are in one of those type of cartoons
which is a game.
Back
Fight!
Mouse Fight
You pick up the dagger.
A gigantic THING breaks the wall, comes through and looks around a bit. You take that time to look up the monster, which is an Orat from another bit of data called Space Quest 1. But who cares? All it does is stuff you into a ball and starts bouncing you around pretending you are a ball. Too bad you didn’t survive the process of becoming a ball.
Wait!You have been resurrected.
When the locals said a maze, they really meant it! So, big hero, are you going to save this town by sitting around? Find your way around!!! Hey, at least there is a well and a canteen at the middle of the room.
Get Canteen
Jewel Crested Dagger
You get the canteen.
When the locals said a maze, they really meant it! So, big hero, are you going to save this town by sitting around? Find your way around!!! Hey, at least there is a well and a canteen at the middle of the room.
Fill Canteen
Jewel Crested Dagger
Empty Canteen
Inside the cave, you see a few passages. One to the left, and one to the right. Since you have used your book, you have decoded the message.
The only way to beat a powerful Dragon is to use your great wits.
Inside the cave, you see a few passages. One to the left, and one to the right. Since you have used your book, you have decoded the message.
The only way to beat a powerful Dragon is to use your great wits.
Inside the cave, you see a few passages. One to the left, and one to the right. Since you have used your book, you have decoded the message.
The only way to beat a powerful Dragon is to use your great wits.
You Fill your Canteen.
When the locals said a maze, they really meant it! So, big hero, are you going to save this town by sitting around? Find your way around!!! Hey, at least there is a well and a canteen at the middle of the room.
Fill Canteen
You have:
Jewel Crested Dagger
Canteen Full of Water
Inside the cave, you see a few passages. One to the left, and one to the right. Since you have used your book, you have decoded the message.
The only way to beat a powerful Dragon is to use your great wits.
ARGHHH!!!There’s a fire here! Better watch out!
Hint?Go Back
Walk Through
Douse with Canteen Water
That fire is big. Too big.
Oh Dear!
Apparently there was some explosive there that caught and exploded. You became small enough for a mouse to eat…
which I think is happening.
BOOM
Oh Dear!
Apparently there was not enough time to douse out the water. Some incinedary exploded by the fire and blew you
up in the process, into tiny itty bitty pieces.
BOOM
There is a small fire here.
Douse FireWalk through
HintGo Back
Note: SMALL fire!!!
Stomp Out Douse with Canteen
Soon your boots begin melting. They start searing your feet, the pain you feel is hurting very bad. You are now glued to the floor
by your melting boots. Your feet feel itchy now. You look down and see the fire is creeping up your legs and your feet are melting. Now Your body is charred, with no charred remains of
your feet. Looks like you’ve come to a halt in life!
You easily douse the flames with the water in your canteen, but your canteen gets destroyed by the fire.
You find a giant hose, which you take.
When the locals said a maze, they really meant it! So, big hero, are you going to save this town by sitting around? Find your way around!!! Hey, at least there is a well and a canteen at the middle of the room.
Hook Hose Up
There is nothing more you can do here.
ARGHHH!!!There’s a fire here! Better watch out!
Hint?Go Back
Walk Through
Spray with hose
You have:
Jewel Crested Dagger
Hose
When the locals said a maze, they really meant it! So, big hero, are you going to save this town by sitting around? Find your way around!!! Hey, at least there is a well at the middle of the room.
You have:
Jewel Crested Dagger
Hose hooked to well
ARGHHH!!!There’s a fire here! Better watch out!
Hint?Go Back
Walk Through
After you douse the flames, you find a few matches, a lantern, and some bombs. There is nothing else in here.
When the locals said a maze, they really meant it! So, big hero, are you going to save this town by sitting around? Find your way around!!! The room to the north has caved in.
You have:
Jewel Crested Dagger
Hose hooked to well
A Lantern
3 Matches
2 Bombs
Well, that is not much of a maze. In this room, you see a a small mouse hole. In the book you have, “The Beginning
Adventurer’s Guide to Monsters”, you read that sometimes mice can turn into giant mice that hop around and box. Unfortunately, you are in one of those type of cartoons
which is a game.
Back
Put bomb near mouse hole
Well, that is not much of a maze. In this room, you see a a small mouse hole. In the book you have, “The Beginning
Adventurer’s Guide to Monsters”, you read that sometimes mice can turn into giant mice that hop around and box. Unfortunately, you are in one of those type of cartoons
which is a game.
Back
Light bomb and run!!!!
You light the bomb and run a long way out of the room. The fuse is very long. Before the fuse is ¾ finished, an Orat comes out of the wall and looks around. After he is finished, he picks up the bomb and eats it.
“Bye Bye!” You say, as the Orat is blown to smithereens. You notice a sword in the wall after the explosion. You get it and leave the room, which caves in.
When the locals said a maze, they really meant it! So, big hero, are you going to save this town by sitting around? Find your way around!!! The room to the north and west has caved in. The well exploded as well, taking your hose with it.
You have:
Jewel Crested Dagger
A Lantern
2 Matches
1 Bomb
Magical Sword
Inside the cave, you see a few passages. One to the left, and one to the right. The cave to the left has lost it’s reddish glow.
BEWARE OF TIME WARPS!!!!
The only way to beat a powerful Dragon is to use your great wits.
Hey, this place is dark like a lark!
Audience: Stop rhyming, we mean it!
Narrator: Does anyone have a peanut?
You have:
Jewel Crested Dagger
A Lantern
2 Matches
1 Bomb
Magical SwordLight
You light the lantern with a match.
O K
Now that you have lit your lantern, you see you are trapped. The passage behind you has caved in.
You have:
Jewel Crested Dagger
A Lit Lantern
1 Matches
1 Bomb
Magical Sword
Hey, your dagger has a jewel button!
Press
Oh wow! When you pressed that button, a giant slab of rock moved aside to reveal… THE DRAGON!!!!!! Without
thinking, you rip a big piece of fuse from your bomb, light it and throw it at the Dragon. It exploded right on contact, but
does nothing. The dragon stirs a bit and then wakes up!!! WATCH OUT!
Run!!
Ew. You don’t even want to know what happened when the dragon caught you. Trust me.
You have:
Jewel Crested Dagger
A Lit Lantern
Magical Sword
¾ Fuse from Bomb
Attack Dragon with Sword
You decide the best thing to try to do is to fight. If you die, you die with honor.
Chop the Dragon’s Head off
Quickly readGlyphs on
Sword
“LEVATO!”You say.
You begin flying up and land on top of the dragon.
Hack away at the dragon
Thrust the Sword into the dragon
You thrust the sword into the dragon and…
Beams of light burst out from the dragon’s body. About 20 beams later, the dragon just disappears.
As you explore the rest of the dungeon, you fill your pockets with as much treasure as you can. You also notice a hole about the size of the bomb fuse. There is also one symbol on the gold
coins.
Use Book to decipher Gold
Symbols
You have:
Jewel Crested Dagger
A Lit Lantern
Magical Sword
¾ Fuse from Bomb
Lots of treasure
Put fuse in hole you
found
All the glyph says is, “Gold”.
As you stick the fuse all the way in, the wall you stuck it in opens up and you find yourself where you had started your quest. You sigh as you realize nobody will care that you
defeated the Dragon, since you have most of it’s gold (money grubbers). Luckily, you can go back through the cave any time because of the dagger you have. You live a long, and happy
life and raise a family.
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