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SATURDAY, MARCH 21, 2020 A HALF century has passed, but Guy O’Connor still recalls the sight of a 25-metre-long fountain of blood squirting up into the air from a whale stranded on Wainui Beach. He was just one of numerous Gisborne people who ventured out to Wainui Beach after 59 sperm whales beached themselves in 1970. “Looking down the beach towards the Chalet Rendezvous (restaurant) I saw a bulldozer pushing a living whale up the beach towards the dunes,” said Mr O’Connor, then aged seven. “As it rolled around in front of the bulldozer, the blades were cutting rings around the whale’s body like ring barking a tree. “Blood from those ring cuts was squirting up into the sky, I would say about 25 feet in the air. “It was a horriic scene. It’s stuck in my head now. I can’t remember what day it was we went down, but we never went back.” Today many motorists drive through Okitu and head up Tatapouri Hill unaware of the great drama, which occurred on the beach 50 years ago. In a formerly fenced-of section of beach- front land, under a grove of trees, is the burial site of the whales. A sign, too small to be read by those passing by, tells the story of 59 sperm whales who beached themselves at that northern end of Wainui Beach in the early morning hours of March 18, 1970. An unnamed Wainui resident told he Gisborne Herald he noticed the whales “early that morning and by 8am they were still coming in”. “Blood gushed from the numerous wounds the mammals had, wounds caused by rocks, sand, others of their own species, or killer whales.” Traic oicers were soon called to the scene as the public arrived in great numbers, and did so for several days. “Cars at times lined both sides of the road for over half a mile,” reported the Herald of March 18. he whales were not roped of and in scenes unimaginable today, the public were able to walk right up to them. here are contemporary reports, and memories recounted today, of people cutting pieces of the mammals. Mr O’Connor said he remembered walking down the track to the beach from the car Contemporary and the vivid memories of eye witnesses looking back to March 1970 enable he Gisborne Herald’s Wynsley Wrigley to tell the story of 59 sperm whales stranding themselves on Wainui Beach and how an inquisitive Gisborne public reacted — some better than others. BEACHED: A small proportion of the vast numbers of people who went out to Wainui to look at the dead and dying whales. File photo Stranded . . . CONTINUED ON PAGE 2 23733-09

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Page 1: Weekender, March 21, 2020€¦ · up into the sky, I would say about 25 feet in the air. “It was a horriic scene. ... story of 59 sperm whales stranding themselves on Wainui Beach

SATURDAY, MARCH 21, 2020

A HALF century has passed, but Guy O’Connor still recalls the sight of a 25-metre-long fountain of blood squirting up into the air from a

whale stranded on Wainui Beach.He was just one of numerous Gisborne

people who ventured out to Wainui Beach after 59 sperm whales beached themselves in 1970.

“Looking down the beach towards the Chalet Rendezvous (restaurant) I saw a bulldozer pushing a living whale up the beach towards the dunes,” said Mr O’Connor, then aged seven.

“As it rolled around in front of the

bulldozer, the blades were cutting rings around the whale’s body like ring barking a tree.

“Blood from those ring cuts was squirting up into the sky, I would say about 25 feet in the air.

“It was a horriic scene. It’s stuck in my head now. I can’t remember what day it was we went down, but we never went back.”

Today many motorists drive through Okitu and head up Tatapouri Hill unaware of the great drama, which occurred on the beach 50 years ago.

In a formerly fenced-of section of beach- front land, under a grove of trees, is the burial

site of the whales. A sign, too small to be read by those passing

by, tells the story of 59 sperm whales who beached themselves at that northern end of Wainui Beach in the early morning hours of March 18, 1970.

An unnamed Wainui resident told he Gisborne Herald he noticed the whales “early that morning and by 8am they were still coming in”.

“Blood gushed from the numerous wounds the mammals had, wounds caused by rocks, sand, others of their own species, or killer whales.”

Traic oicers were soon called to the scene

as the public arrived in great numbers, and did so for several days.

“Cars at times lined both sides of the road for over half a mile,” reported the Herald of March 18.

he whales were not roped of and in scenes unimaginable today, the public were able to walk right up to them. here are contemporary reports, and memories recounted today, of people cutting pieces of the mammals.

Mr O’Connor said he remembered walking down the track to the beach from the car

Contemporary and the vivid memories of eye witnesses looking back to March 1970 enable he Gisborne Herald’s Wynsley Wrigley to tell the story of 59 sperm whales stranding themselves on Wainui Beach and how an inquisitive Gisborne public reacted — some better than others.

BEACHED: A small proportion of the vast numbers of people who went out to Wainui to look at the dead and dying whales. � File photo

Stranded . . .

CONTINUED ON PAGE 2

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park at what is now called Whales and seeing a dead whale with its tail stuck in the air because of rigor mortis.

“People were using it as a slide and sliding down its back from the tail end.

“As my brothers and sisters and I stood there, a man went up to it and used a butcher’s knife to cut out a triangle, like how people do with watermelons.

“He stabbed the piece with the knife tip pulled it out and licked it down to his dog.

“I remember seeing other whales out on the low tide reef I now surf on.”

Former mayor Meng Foon was an excited Makaraka School student in 1970 when he went to the site of the mass stranding.

It seemed like there were hundreds of them, he said.

“hey were huge like monsters. I can vividly remember one of our customers, with the chainsaw, carving up, I think it might have been bones, more particularly the jawbone.

“It was mildly stinky — maybe an ofshore wind direction didn’t give us the full smell of the decaying carcases.

“here were lots of buses and cars and what seemed to be thousands of people looking and talking about the stranded sperm whales.

“I can recall there were big yellow bulldozers ready to dig the holes and to push the whales in the grave.”

Mr Foon said visiting the stranded sperm whales on Wainui Beach was “a memorable event of my childhood”.

SPCA inspector Mr A. Innes-Jones told the Herald, back in 1970, that he had received complaints from “outraged locals” about people mutilating the bodies, knocking out teeth, and cutting lesh of whales which were still alive.

Some complainants said they would patrol the beach armed with riles. Mr Innes-Jones said he would patrol the beach himself.

“hese mammals are warm-blooded, have a structure basically similar to humans and are very capable of feeling pain.”

he Gisborne Herald reported the whales were between 15 and 35 feet in length and reported two theories for the mass stranding.

It was believed the whales had lost their sense of direction because of a storm and heavy seas, or that the leader whales swam toward the coast in a suicidal mood after a clash with blackish killer whales.

Ministry of Works (MoW) resident engineer Mr P.H. Fisher said about 1500 tonnes of whales needed to be buried requiring 10,000 tonnes of earth to be moved. he process was expected to take three days.

Burial was the only practical method of disposal and met the requirement of the Department of Health.

he MoW had planned to tow two whales out to sea and blow them up to test if that would be more a more efective means of disposal, but ofshore winds meant the experiment was never carried out.

Instead the whales were to be buried under at least ive feet of sand, said Mr Fisher.

First the carcases would be cut open to accelerate decomposition. But as the carcases were dragged to the burial site, bits of lesh and guts were deposited on the beach.

Workers also had to ensure the whales were dead. Two men, formerly employed by Napier’s Marineland, were assigned that task. he MoW agreed to make available up to 10 tonnes of whale meat for a Wellington-based cat food company.

B.G. Hamlin of the Dominion Museum now Te Papa) was reported as warning about the dangers of whale graves. He said that as whales decomposed, they left a cavity in the ground. In the bottom of the cavity would be fats and oils with a strong acid content and

a foul smell, which could take a long time to disappear. It was possible that a car, or another heavy item, could crash through the crust of the earth and into the cavity, which was once the whale’s body.

He said that about 10 years before, around 18 months after a school of dead whales were buried in Wellington, a car had fallen into a cavity illed with the remains of a whale. he car was destroyed and the couple inside the car required new clothes!

Any whale grave needed to be fenced of, said Mr Hamlin.

he Herald of March 20, 1970, said the MoW was in “a race against time” to dispose of the whales.

“Last night some of the carcases split open and spewed the innards on to the sand, adding to the stench that is quickly pervading the area.”

Mr Fisher said the beach was going to be severely polluted with blood, bits of lesh and a foul smell for a long time.

He said two tractor scrapers, four bulldozers and an Euclid scraper were working on site moving the whales or burying them.

“We hope the hole is big enough, even though it sounds huge, 500 feet in length, 30 feet in width at base, and up to 15 feet in depth.”

he stench would become “overpowering” as the day became warmer.

Workers, equipped with breathing apparatus, used water mixed with deodorant to spray on the rotting carcases. hey started work as early as 6.30am and on the day after the stranding worked until 10pm.

On March 21 the Herald reported the last two or three whales were being pushed together for burial.

he following week, the “senior children” of Wainui Beach School’s room 1, in a Letter to the Editor, suggested the burial site be named Whale Grove and include a statute of a whale to remind the public of what happened there and to attract tourists.

World’s largest Whale strandingApproximately 1000 whales beached

themselves in the Chatham Islands in 1918 in what is believed to be the largest-ever stranding anywhere in the world.

hat New Zealand holds the record is no surprise when it is considered the country has one of the highest stranding rates in the

world. On average, about 300 dolphins and whales strand each year.

Most strandings are of individual animals, but mass strandings are common and can involve hundreds of animals at a time.

Since 1840, more than 5000 strandings of whales and dolphins have been recorded around the New Zealand coast.

Strandings occur all year round and usually involve just one or two animals.

Major hotspots for strandings include the Chatham Islands, Whangarei, Hawke Bay and Farewell Spit.

A stranding of several hundred whales at Puponga, Farewell Spit, in March 1911, included a rare all-white whale.

he most famous albino whale was a sperm whale encountered by whalers of the coast of Chile in the early 19th century.

He was named Mocha Dick after the island of Mocha in Chile where he was irst spotted.

he whale was later immortalised as Herman Melville’s Moby Dick.

he real Moby Dick reportedly destroyed more than 20 whaling ships and escaped another 80 before being killed 28 years after he was originally sighted.

he cause of whale strandings is uncertain and there are many reasons why dolphins and whales may strand.

hose possible reasons include:• Whales may be old, sick or injured and

disorientated.

• Calving whales will often seek out sheltered bays to give birth and may come too close to shore.

• Underwater explosions caused by sonar, seismic testing or underwater sea quakes can damage their hearing and afect their ability to communicate, hunt and navigate.

• When chasing prey or avoiding predators, whales may accidentally beach themselves.

• Some whales may use geomagnetic contours to navigate and where these cross the beach or an outcrop of land, this can result in beaching.

Unfamiliar coastal coniguration or unusual weather patterns, particularly electrical storms, may also cause whales to strand.

• he strong social bonding of some species of whales can cause mass strandings. Whales that strand in groups are usually deep water species with highly-evolved social structures. In New Zealand, the most common species to mass strand are long-inned pilot whales. Whatever the reason for the initial stranding, the strong social bonds of these animals can draw the rest of the pod in.

• One of the most common patterns with mass strandings is that one or two whales will initially strand. hese animals will send out distress signals and members from their pod may attempt to help or mill slightly of-shore. A receding tide will then catch these animals out and soon the whole pod will become stranded.

Dead and dying whales sufered mutilationFROM PAGE 1

Close enCoUnter: Children get up close to some of the 59 stranded whales on Wainui Beach. File photo

toUgh JoB: A Ministry of Works employee wearing breathing apparatus because of the horrendous smell of 59 deceased whales looks on as one of the mammals is buried. File photo

2 THE GISBORNE HERALD

LEAD

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Paul Grey went to Ormond and Makauri School, then took the bus to intermediate and then Lytton High School. He inished high

school and decided to go straight to the University of Auckland when he was 17 years old.

He said he regularly visits Gisborne and his parents.

“It was a bit tricky at the time as for most courses they really only took people who were north of hames.”

He completed two degrees at the University of Auckland, a Bachelor of Science in computer science and a Bachelor of Commerce.

“I found the studies challenging and interesting,” he said.

When Paul was young he saw an ad in a magazine and saved up to buy his irst computer.

“It was one of the very early home computers, one that used cassettes to load software before loppy discs were widely used.”

He thought to himself “what am I going to do with this?” so decided to teach himself a bit of programming.

“It’s remarkable how many people in software and programming started out like this.”

When he went to university he learned how to do it properly. In 1988 he co-founded Peace Software based in the United States and was a part of the company as Chief Technology Oicer for 19 years.

he irst half of his career was with Peace Software, which was an enterprise scale product for the utilities industry.

“It was doing billing and operating call centres. housands and millions of electricity and gas bills were handled. here would be up to 1000 people using the software at one time.”

After the company was sold to a Fortune 500 company, Paul came back to New Zealand and thought to himself “what on earth will I do next?”

“Rightly or wrongly I decided to start again. I knew people working at Amazon in Seattle — everyone knows about Amazon now but it wasn’t quite like that in 2007.

“Amazon was just starting to make software interfaces available that would allow people to write software to connect into their systems to automate things to do with e-commerce.

“here were so many products at the time that weren’t coming into the American market — it was just too hard for many local manufacturers.

“hat was what ExportX was founded on — this idea where we could create a sales and distribution channel into big markets that would harness the power of Amazon and its systems and software.

“I thought to myself ‘I could build software that would hook into that’.

“New Zealand and Australian products would be able to reach customers in America by bypassing the conventional distribution channels — that’s what ExportX was about.

“In a way it was always about the software we were building to enable that. ExportX continues to represent 30-40 products from Australia and New Zealand.

“Out of that, one of the systems we built became the software product that is A2X today.

“he software automates accounting for other businesses that sell products on

Amazon and through Shopify stores. It takes all those streams of e-commerce transactions and makes sense of it for accounting purposes and posts it automatically through to Xero accounting or, for America, Quickbooks accounting.

“What it does is solve a challenging problem for all of those thousands of businesses that sell online. It gives them conidence their e-commerce inancials are correct because when your sales numbers match the cash that’s in your bank account then you know your numbers are right in your inancial statement — that is what A2X does.

“It’s a big messy stream of transactions and data coming out of the Amazon and Shopify e-commerce systems. A2X makes sense of that and puts it into the right inancial periods and summarises it for accounting.

“A2X has the ability to connect into Shopify systems and Amazon systems. On behalf of our A2X customers we are able to load in e-commerce transactions, which has sales, fees and all sorts of transactions that happen on those e-commerce platforms.”

Paul said the transformation in the back oice of businesses selling products online was phenomenal.

“Without A2X they will be getting payments straight into their bank account and not knowing if the transactions were from last year, last week or whenever, or what fees had been deducted.

“What a lot of businesses were doing was fudging it because they couldn’t make sense of it or they had some poor accountant

tearing their hair out trying to load things into spreadsheets that didn’t make sense.

“here’s nothing worse for a bookkeeper who can’t get things to balance out — they can’t sleep at night and spend hours trying to igure it out.

“With A2X, that nightmare turns into ive minutes a month where you look at the numbers and balances, make sure they are correct and press the ‘yes’ button. People love

it for that reason.”Paul said he had never had

a software product people loved as much as A2X.

“Some even say it changed their life.”

he name of A2X can be interpreted to mean diferent things to diferent customers,

he said.“For the person selling on Amazon and

doing their accounting in Xero they would say it stands for Amazon to Xero.

“For the person who’s using Shopify and doing their accounting in Quickbooks it could mean anything to anything, X standing for anything.”

A2X is a company that is in the intech (inancial technology) and e-commerce (electronic commerce) industries.

“It intersects between those two segments. A2X is one of the most prominent in those industries in America.”

Paul has advice to people wanting to get into the software industry.

“I think the software industry is exciting and challenging. It is a cut-throat business. It’s very fast moving but if you’re good at it, it’s exciting. It’s a great career.

“One piece of advice I would give is that the

software industry is about creating software products that are valuable to people all around the world.

“It’s diferent from IT. Software is about identifying a need and solving it with software.

“You need to understand there’s the marketing side of it too. But for those aspiring software developers, I would say don’t just use other people’s software but igure out something you want your computer to do and start coding something — whether it’s useful for you or someone you know. he tools for getting started in software are unbelievably better than when I was starting out.

“I would say just do it. here’s no substitute for jumping in and using software to make your computer do something useful.

“Software engineers in one way or another got started by doing something with software in their own computers and building on that experience. Don’t wait on someone to tell you how to do it, just do it.”

In December Paul was awarded the YES (Young Entrepreneur Scheme) Distinguished Alumni Award.

“It’s great to get that recognition. I didn’t even know they knew who I was.

“here were some Campion College boys at the event in Wellington. I think that if young people either start their own small business to see what it’s like or get involved in a Young Enterprise scheme through their high school, it is a tremendous way to understand what’s possible. You can do things yourself, there are alternatives to working for someone else. It’s not for everyone but what a great way to develop the entrepreneurial spirit and coach future business leaders of New Zealand.”

Paul Grey grew up in Ormond on a citrus orchard and went on to have a career in e-commerce software. Matai O’Connor spoke with him to learn more about how he got into that field of work.

‘Just do it . . .’

SOFTWARE PROGRAMMER: Paul Grey’s irst computer used cassette tapes to load software. From that purchase he went on work in software programming.

DISTINGUISHED ALUMNI: Paul Grey was awarded the YES (Young Entrepreneur Scheme) Distinguished Alumni Award.

Figure out something

you want your computer to do and

start coding . . .

3SAturDAY, MArch 21, 2020

PROFILE

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POMEGRANATES� e popularity of pomegranates is

increasing as more people are learning how to use the crunchy pomegranate seeds (called arils) in salads and desserts.

Pomegranates are very hardy deciduous shrubs that grow 1-4m tall (depending on the variety) and produce attractive orange fl owers followed by tennis ball-sized red fruit during autumn.

� e plants prefer growing in a full sun position (they love hot, dry summers) in well-drained soil and make a fantastic edible hedge. � ey can also be grown in pots and

thrive in all but the coldest regions. Pomegranates can be pruned during winter

to remove any dead stems and keep the plant tidy. Feed from spring to autumn with Yates � rive Natural Blood & Bone to promote healthy growth and lots of colourful fruit.

PERFECT PEARSCrisp slices of pear on a cheese platter,

delicious pear tarts and cakes and refreshing savoury salads are just some of the ways pears can be enjoyed. Pears are high in dietary fi bre and a good source of potassium and the peak pear harvest season runs from

late summer into autumn.Pear trees are very attractive deciduous

trees which have pretty bee-attracting blossoms in spring. You don’t need to have a large garden to be able to grow a pear tree. Dwarf varieties, such as Waimea Nurseries Garden Belle, only grow to around 2m tall, so are perfect for both small gardens and growing in pots. A medium to large sized pot (at least 50cm diameter) fi lled with good quality potting mix, like Yates Premium Potting Mix is ideal for pot suitable dwarf varieties. Pears are also great for espaliering, where the trees are trained to grow fl at against a wall or trellis, so take up very little room.

Pears do best in cool to temperate zones, with diff erent varieties requiring diff erent levels of “chilling hours” to maximise the fruit yield. Choose a pear variety that is suited to your climate. Check the pollinator requirements for your chosen variety, as some need to be planted near a suitable mate to be able to set fruit. Sometimes double grafted pears are available, which have two compatible varieties grafted onto the one tree. Plant pear trees in a spot with at least 6 hours of sunshine a day and well-drained soil.

Pears are most commonly planted during winter as bare-rooted trees, however, can also be available as potted trees which are great for planting during autumn.

It takes a lot of energy to produce all that delectable fruit. Apply some Yates � rive Natural Blood & Bone around the root zone during periods of fl owering, fruiting and new foliage growth to provide the tree with a natural source of organic slow-release

nutrients and help to improve the quality of the soil, attract earthworms and benefi cial soil microorganisms. Yates � rive Natural Blood & Bone also contains the goodness of New Zealand seaweed to support root growth and plant health and is certifi ed by BioGro NZ for use in organic gardening.

POPPIESArtist’s Glory Iceland poppies are beautiful

annuals that produce a glorious late winter to early spring display of gold, lemon, apricot and salmon coloured blooms with crinkled petals. � ey can be mass planted in eye catching drifts in a sunny garden bed or grown in pots to brighten outdoor entertaining areas. Flowers can also be cut for a vase.

Seed can be sown during March into trays of Yates Black Magic Seed Raising Mix. Seedlings will start to emerge in 10 to 14 days and can be transplanted when large enough to handle. — Courtesy of Yates

After the heat of summer, we start to welcome some cooler temperatures during the fi rst month of autumn and the opportunity to grow and enjoy a wonderful new season of plants.

The popularity of pomegranates (above and below) is increasing as more people are learning how to use the crunchy pomegranate seeds (called arils) in salads and desserts.

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Once you’ve tasted homemade condiments, where you’re in charge of the lavour proile, you’ll never go back to store-bought,

says Caroline Dafgard Widnersson. Too often, commercial versions are

loaded with extra salt, sugar, allergens

and preservatives, and can taste bland and uninspiring. So why not make your own? From ketchup, sweet chilli sauce and taco seasoning, to peppery American hot sauce, sizzling Tunisian harissa, tangy Dijon mustard, as well as infused vinegars, aromatic spice blends, pickles and preserves,

there are more than 90 simple recipes that show you step by step how to make your own condiments.

his book is a love song to condiments and the joy that making them brings — that weeknight stir-fry will taste so much richer with your homemade oyster sauce and your

tacos even more mouth-watering when paired with the hot sauce you’ve fermented at home.• Caroline Dafgard is based in Sweden and is a freelance chef and food stylist for a variety of food production companies and magazines.

Little did I realise how timely this book would be when it arrived on my desk a few weeks ago. Caroline Dafgard Widnersson’s colourful book ‘Condiments’ has recipes to make your own hot sauce, ketchup, mustard, mayo, salsa, harissa, ferments, pickles and spice blends from scratch. We might need to learn such skills if we have to stay at home or the supermarket shelves are empty . . .

MAKE IT YOURSELF . . .

Condimentsby Caroline Dafgard WidnerssonPublished by Murdoch BooksRRP $27.99

PLUM SAUcEINGREDIENTS:1kg plums 100ml apple cider vinegar 90g light brown sugar 2½ tablespoons light soy sauce 2 garlic cloves 1 x 4 cm piece ginger, grated 1 star anise

METHOD:• Cut the plums into quarters and discard stones. • Combine all ingredients in a saucepan. Bring to boil and boil for 20–25 minutes until plums are thoroughly soft.

• Cool slightly, then blend the sauce in a blender until smooth. • Pass through a ine sieve and pour into sterilised bottles with tight-itting lids. • Keeps refrigerated for about 1 month. • Makes 1 litre (35 l oz)

his sauce is nice with Chinese food — it’s excellent as a dip for fried spring rolls, or served with pork or crispy duck.

Or perhaps with foie gras, where it ofers a nice contrast to the richness of the liver.

It can be made with most types of plums — when your local plums are in season, they’ll be the most delicious.

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The last leg of our German train ride involved Bremen to Hanover, a change of trains and on to our port of departure for our homeward

light, Frankfurt. he journey went without a hitch. We had opted to ly back to New Zealand from Frankfurt, mainly for the convenience of connecting lights. What information we had gathered had resigned us to it being just a “port of departure”. How wrong we were, Frankfurt proved to be a wonderful climax to what really had been a great adventure.

he greater area of Frankfurt has a population of about 5 million. he infrastructure was noticeable to us as soon as we arrived at the Frankfurt HBF (main Railway station). here are about 22 railway lines entering and leaving the city — we thought the Sunday we arrived at Hamburg the station there was busy, but Frankfurt

HBF is really busy and it stays busy 24/7.Although it was early autumn the weather

during our four-day stopover was mild, even if a bit chilly, mornings and evenings. We were left in awe by the buildings in the city centre, especially the “Saturn” shopping complex.

Frankfurt has very few really old parts, but it makes up for that with the modern street layouts and the pedestrian-friendliness of the city centre. his area has been given the nickname ‘Manhattan’ and it deserves it. he skyline is Frankfurt but really compares well with he Big Apple.

here are very well kept areas that would probably be 19th century but no real emphasis on the medieval buildings and streets we had found at previous German towns we had visited.

We souvenired a Frankfurt Calendar and spent an enjoyable couple of days

familiarising ourselves with the pictures on it. Visiting the statues of he Bull and he Bear, we overheard a local guide explaining that these belonged to the stock exchange. Without knowing it he had explained the significance of the huge bull we had photographed outside the stock exchange

Gisborne travellers Phil and Sue Newdick share the final leg of their epic three-month trip through nine countries from Russia through the Baltic States into Eastern Europe finishing in Germany . . .

The Bull and the Bear — symbols of the Frankfurt Stock Exchange.

The colourful Robmarkt Square produce market.

The Frankfurt skyline from the south bank of the River Main.

Pictures by Phil and Sue Newdick

‘Bits of our hearts left everywhere’

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in Manhattan. Evidently Wall Street only thought it necessary to highlight the Bull Market; Frankfurt chose to show the downside as well as the upside.

We spent our last day of sightseeing at the Palmengarten, a huge Botanical Garden in the centre of town. It is well laid out and maintained and was a very enjoyable excursion.

When we booked our light, we hadn’t worried about accommodation. As it turned out we were able to ind a near-new, three-room apartment 5km from the main station, via a short subway ride and a 400-metre walk.

It had all the facilities we required, and as an added bonus the same subway, with one change, deposited us inside the airport when we were ready to start our long light home. his included a marathon light to Hong Kong, a 13-hour stopover, another 11-hour light to Auckland, then the short hop to Gisborne.

We had plenty of time in transit to summarise some of the things we had done and seen in three months. After a late night light into Vladivostok we had travelled by

boats, trains and buses from the East of Russia to Saint Petersburg in the west; through the Baltic States into what is now Eastern Europe; inally crossing a large part of Germany. We had visited nine countries in all. We had made our own way, booking accommodation and transport as we travelled. With help along the way from many new friends, these patient souls made our journey possible. heir willingness to help compensated for our lack of linguistic skills.

We had experienced the inluences which shaped European history, ancient, medieval, modern, in peace and war. Words like awesome, wonderful, seem a little extreme. Much simpler to say we left a hat in Helsinki, a pair of sandals in Frankfurt and bits of our hearts everywhere. Any misgivings we may have ever had about the risks of travelling on the seats of our pants have been completely dispelled.

We returned to Gisborne very happy to be home, but determined that, there will be another journey like this one in our future.

Happy to be home, but . . .

Café Hauptwache is a popular eating spot in the square by the Hauptwache subway station.

The Saturn shopping centre spans an area of approx. 77,000 m² over eight levels, and boasts some unusual architecture.

The interior of the Saturn shopping centre is just as impressive as the exterior.

Brockhaus Fountain, named after the famous German sculptor, was erected in 1984. It was chiselled from a single, 38-tonne block of white marble, from Carrara, Italy.

Römerberg (‘Roman Mountain’) Square in Frankfurt is located in front of the Römer building complex, the seat of the Frankfurt city administration since the 15th century. The square is the historic heart of the medieval Altstadt (old town), a popular tourist destination.

Frankfurt’s traditional apple wine culture can be experienced at taverns around the city. Zum Gemalten Haus, The Painted House, is one of the most popular in Frankfurt.

On around 22 hectares of land, the Palmengarten Botanical Gardens display a range of interesting and beautiful plants. Almost every kind of exotic lora growing around the world can be found here, right in the middle of Frankfurt.

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While it is to be expected that governments of all persuasions will introduce policies that relect their own ideology, just

because they have the numbers to do so shouldn’t be seen as a licence to abuse their responsibility to the wider electorate when making choices.

he recent decision using taxpayers’ money to fund the lunch of pretty much any child attending primary schools is a clear case of our current Government acting in its own

naked self-interest.We should not condone it!I am an old-timer living in a low-decile

community where you might think this sort of state intervention has some justification. As such, I regard myself as qualified to know a thing or two about the root causes of child poverty in this country and consequently, perhaps unsurprisingly, find the acceptance of these measures disingenuously presented as the best way of feeding “starving” children abhorrent!

We should be shocked and offended that it has come to this, yet we seem either oblivious or indifferent to the implications of these moves that have “socialism by stealth” written all over them.

In order to appreciate the seriousness of this situation, we need to examine the parameters that are being used by the Government and those advocating the introduction of “free school lunches” to justify their claims that there is no alternative to solving their perceived problem

of widespread food poverty amongst school children.

Unfortunately, like most of the modern-day PC answers to society’s problems, it is based on a lie and we should be unafraid to call it as such.

Here’s what you need to know.

We can start with the premise being used that virtually all of our communities include already large and growing numbers of families that can’t afford to adequately feed themselves, because the legitimate household income is insuicient to cover the costs of daily living.

Sure, there are struggling families in every community, but those who have legitimate claims that justify asking for state assistance are nowhere near the number being promoted by those who would have us believe the figures are at such crisis levels. You only have to look at the faces of the bulk of those kids who were sharing a photo opportunity with the Prime Minister recently. I can’t recall noting too many who might qualify as impoverished.

What we have here is a slick manoeuvre by the current Government to gain public approval for a community programme that will make them look good in election year, and allow the unquestioned spending of huge amounts on a problem that is at best exaggerated and a “solution” that is for the most part unnecessary.

Yes, we have an enduring problem of child poverty that has to be addressed, but I am less worried about the amount of money spent to fix it or where that money comes from than I am if, in the process, we as a community continue down this path of absconding from our responsibilities to our own families and the wider community.

If we allow these “band aid” measures to become permanent fixtures of our societal landscape without first critically examining the real need, we might as well hand over the keys to what is left of our individual self-respect to those self-appointed guardians of the nation’s moral fibre.

here is another way which has the capacity to deal eiciently with this and other problems at source, respecting individual rights to privacy while saving millions in the misuse of state funds.

It is called Whanau Ora.Remember that brilliant scheme

introduced under the name of Dame Tariana Turia when her Maori Party were part of the then National Government?

Unfortunately, because of petty political jealousies, it has not been given the support it deserves — but that shouldn’t detract from its capacity to identify the needs of those at the lower end of the social ladder.

Whanau Ora works efectively when a social worker, operating under the control of a local health clinic, visits a client or whanau in their own home where conversations take place that allow for the identification of real needs. Such visits also reveal other needs associated with family survival, for example an inability to adequately feed the family.

So, why not address all the needs of these families at source and, in the process, ensure that the taxpayers’ funds are used appropriately instead of contributing unnecessarily to the Labour Party’s re-election efforts.

Surely, Jacinda Ardern’s smile will be enough to get them over the line.

Not only kids with a gutsful . . .by Clive

Bibby

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JURASSIC WORLDSunday, 8.30pm, THREEDinosaurs run amok at a new Jurassic Park.Starring: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Ty Simpkins.

A CINDERELLA STORYSaturday, 7pm, TVNZ 2A teen is set to meet her internet beau at the school dance, but her stepmother and stepsisters try to keep them apart.Starring: Hillary Duff , Jennifer Coolidge, Chad Michael Murray.

TEDSunday, 9.20pm, BRAVOA guy must choose between his girlfriend or the teddy bear who came to life as the result of his childhood wish. Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, and featuring the voice of: Seth MacFarlane.

ALLIEDSaturday, 8.55pm, THREEA Canadian intelligence offi cer and a French Resistance fi ghter fall in love while posing as a married couple during a mission. Starring: Brad Pitt, Marion Cotillard.

ON TV THIS WEEKEND

SINBAD: LEGEND OF THE SEVEN SEASSaturday, 7pm,MAORI TVWhen the goddess Eris steals the Book of Peace, Sinbad travels to her realm to retrieve it. Includes the voice of Brad Pitt.

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PAY TV

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KEY 0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; (HLS) Highlights; (RPL) Replay; (DLY) Delayed; 16 Approved for persons 16 years or over; 18 Approved for persons 18 years or over; AO Adults only; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences; PG/PGR Parental guidance recommended for younger viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence.

6pm 1 News At 6pm 0

7pm Ant And Dec’s Saturday

Night Takeaway 0

TV hosts Ant and Dec

host a high-energy

variety show.

8pm L Lotto

The Lotto draw.

8.05 Ant And Dec’s Saturday

Night Takeaway 0

Continued.

8.30 Best Home Cook 0

The cooks are

challenged to produce

their ultimate birthday

cake.

9.30 Manifest AO 0

Saanvi shares a

life-changing medical

breakthrough.

10.25 The Bad Seed AO 0

Two brothers find their

newly ordered lives

falling apart when one

becomes a murder

suspect. Based on

books by New Zealand

author Charlotte

Grimshaw.

11.25 Doctor Doctor AO 3 0

SUNDAY

12.25 Coronation Street PGR 3

0

2.30 Infomercials

6am Tales From The Coast

With Robson Green 3

6.50 Tiny House Nation 3

7.35 Tagata Pasifika 3

8am Praise Be 3

8.30 F Off The Grid With

Pio 0

9am Q+A With Jack Tame 0

10am Marae PGR

10.30 Waka Huia

11am Attitude 3 0

11.30 Fair Go 3 0

11.55 Sunday 3 0

12.55 Location, Location,

Location 3 0

1.55 Building Giants 0

2.50 Chasing Monsters 3

3.50 Blue Planet Revisited 0

5pm The Chase 0

5pm Super Rugby:

Highlanders v Lions (RPL)

From Forsyth Barr

Stadium, Dunedin.

7pm Super Rugby:

Blues v Brumbies (RPL)

From Eden Park in

Auckland.

9pm Super Rugby:

Waratahs v Bulls (RPL)

From Sydney Football

Stadium in Sydney.

11pm Super Rugby:

Highlanders v Lions (RPL)

From Forsyth Barr

Stadium, Dunedin.

SUNDAY

1am Super 12:

Sharks v Chiefs (RPL)

From ABSA Park in

Durban.

3am Super Rugby:

Blues v Brumbies (RPL)

From Eden Park,

Auckland.

5am Super Rugby:

Waratahs v Bulls (RPL)

From Sydney Football

Stadium in Sydney.

7am Schedules To Be

Advised

Schedules for Sky Sport

1 beyond this time are

not available at the

time of going to print,

due to the Covid-19

outbreak causing major

disruptions to rugby

tournaments around the

world.

5pm Pakistan Super

League (HLS) Semi-final

Two: Karachi v Lahore.

From Gaddafi Stadium,

Lahore.

5.30 Pakistan Super

League (RPL) Final.

9pm Australia v

Blackcaps (HLS) Third

ODI.

From Blundstone Arena,

Hobart.

10pm Blackcaps v Pakistan:

2010 (RPL) First T20.

SUNDAY

1.30 Women’s T20 World

Cup (HLS) Final: Australia

v India.

2am Pakistan Super

League (HLS) Semi-final

Two: Karachi v Lahore.

From Gaddafi Stadium,

Lahore.

2.30 Pakistan Super

League (RPL) Final.

6am Blackcaps v India:

2014 (HLS) Second Test.

7.30 Australia v

Blackcaps (HLS) First

ODI.

From the SCG, Sydney.

8.30 Blackcaps v Australia:

2010 (HLS) First ODI.

From McLean Park,

Napier.

10am Pakistan Super

League (RPL) Semi-final

One: Multan v Peshawar.

1pm Pakistan Super

League (RPL) Semi-final

Two: Karachi v Lahore.

4.30 Pakistan Super

League (RPL) Final.

7.30 Trucking Hell M

Jim and Jack are called

to help a large truck that

has had a puncture on a

busy motorway, but the

job is not as simple as

they first thought.

8.30 Lazy Boy Garage PG

9pm Ax Men ML

10pm Classic Pawn Stars PG

10.30 Trucking Hell M

11.20 The Simpsons PG

11.45 The Simpsons PG

SUNDAY

12.15 The Simpsons Super

Sunday PG

2.10 Lazy Boy Garage PG

2.35 Supergirl MVS

3.20 Main Event MV

4.05 Classic Pawn Stars PG

4.30 Ax Men ML

5.15 Chicago PD 16V

6am Lazy Boy Garage PG

6.25 Supergirl MVS

7.10 NCIS: New Orleans MV

7.55 Main Event MV

8.45 The Amazing Race PG

9.35 Supergirl MVS

10.25 Classic Pawn Stars PG

10.55 NCIS: New Orleans MV

11.45 Ax Men ML

12.40 Mountain Men PG

1.30 Lazy Boy Garage PG

2pm The Amazing Race PG

3pm Raw MVC

5.45 SmackDown MVC

5.05 Sweetheart Con MVLC

2017 Thriller. Jessalyn

Gilsig, Jon Cor.

6.30 The Equalizer 2 16VLC

2018 Action. Denzel

Washington, Pedro

Pascal.

8.30 Crawl 16VLC 2019 Action.

During a hurricane,

a girl and her father

become trapped in

a flooded house, but

they face an even

bigger threat lurking

below the surface.

Kaya Scodelario, Barry

Pepper.

10pm First Reformed 16VSC

2018 Drama. Ethan Hawke,

Amanda Seyfried.

11.55 American

Hangman 16VLS 2019 Thriller.

SUNDAY

1.35 A Nasty Piece Of

Work 18VLSC 2019 Horror.

2.55 The Extraordinary

Journey Of The Fakir ML

2018 Comedy.

4.28 Sweetheart Con MVLC

2017 Thriller.

5.53 The Equalizer 2 16VLC

2018 Action.

7.53 Crawl 16VLC 2019 Action.

9.19 First Reformed 16VSC

2018 Drama.

11.10 American

Hangman 16VLS 2019 Thriller.

12.50 The Extraordinary

Journey Of The Fakir ML

2018 Comedy.

2.25 Crawl 16VLC 2019 Action.

3.50 The Padre MVL 2018 Drama.

5.25 Adrift ML 2018 Drama.

5.40 Alaskan Bush People PG

6.35 BattleBots PG

7.30 Nasa’s Unexplained

Files PG

8.30 Gold Rush PG

9.50 Gold Rush: The Dirt PG

10.15 The Day I Ran China PG

11.05 Undercover

Billionaire PG

11.55 How It’s Made PG

SUNDAY

12.20 How Do They Do It? PG

12.45 BattleBots PG

1.35 World’s Deadliest

Weather Caught On

Camera PG

2.25 The Perfect Murder M

3.15 Web Of Lies M

4.05 People Magazine

Investigates PG

4.55 The Coroner: I Speak

For The Dead M

5.45 The 1980s: The

Deadliest Decade M

6.35 How It’s Made PG

7.05 How Do They Do It? PG

7.30 UFOs: The Lost

Evidence PG

8.20 Nasa’s Unexplained

Files PG

9.10 BattleBots PG

10am Undercover

Billionaire PG

10.50 Alaskan Bush People PG

11.40 Alaska: The Last

Frontier PG

12.30 Gold Rush PG

1.45 Gold Rush: The Dirt PG

2.10 Undercover

Billionaire PG

3pm Undercover

Billionaire PG

3.50 Undercover

6pm Friends 3 0

7pm M A Cinderella

Story PGR 0 2004 Family

Comedy. A downtrodden

girl’s luck may be about

to change when she

has the chance to meet

her internet beau at the

school’s Halloween dance.

Hillary Duff, Chad Michael

Murray, Jennifer Coolidge.

8.50 M The Ugly Truth AO

0 2009 Romantic Comedy. A

romantically-challenged

TV producer is embroiled

in tests by a chauvinistic

correspondent to

prove his theories on

relationships and help her

find love.

Katherine Heigl, Gerard

Butler.

10.45 M Midnight Special

AO 0 2016 Sci-fi Thriller.

Michael Shannon, Joel

Edgerton, Kirsten Dunst.

SUNDAY

12.50 M American History

X AO 1998 Drama.

Edward Furlong, Edward

Norton, Beverly D’Angelo.

2.55 Love Is… PGR 3

3.40 Mike And Molly PGR 3 0

5.05 Fresh 3

5.30 Religious Infomercials

6am Paw Patrol 0

6.20 Thomas And Friends 0

6.35 New Looney Tunes 3 0

6.55 Masha And The Bear 3 0

7am Dorothy And The Wizard

Of Oz 0

7.25 Elena Of Avalor 3 0

7.45 Tales Of Nai Nai 0

8am What Now?

10am Shortland Street PGR 3 0

Noon M Rumour Has It

AO 0 2005 Comedy.

Jennifer Aniston, Kevin

Costner, Shirley MacLaine.

1.45 Grown-ish 3 0

2.10 Home And Away

Omnibus 3 0

4.10 The Bachelor 0

5.30 HelloWorld

6pm NewsHub Live At 6pm

7pm F America’s

Got Talent: The

Champions 0

After last week’s

performances, a panel

of American citizens

choose who will win the

title and the cash prize.

8.55 M Allied AO 3 0

2017 Drama.

Romance and loyalties

between a Canadian

intelligence officer and

a French Resistance

fighter are tested by the

pressures of the Second

World War.

11.15 M Sleepwalker AO 0

2017 Thriller.

SUNDAY

1.05 Infomercials

5am Hillsong

5.30 Charles Stanley

6am Life TV

6.30 Brian Houston

7am Charles Stanley

8am Life TV 3

8.30 Turning Point 3

9am R&R With Eru And

K’Lee

9.30 The Hui 0

10am NewsHub Nation 3 0

11.05 Classical Destinations

11.35 Xscape 3

Noon Ocean Bounty 3 0

1pm Motorsport: Formula E

Street Racers

1.30 Motorsport: The Grid

2pm Motorsport: Ben Nevis

Station Golden 1200

Hillclimb (HLS)

2.30 Motorsport:

Outlaw Nitro Funny

Cars Willowbank.

3.30 Motorsport: US Formula

Drift Round eight:

Irwindale, California.

4pm Motorsport: Monster

Jam

4.55 F Wild Weather With

Richard Hammond 0

5pm Addicted To Fishing 3 0

5.30 Prime News

6pm Homes By The Med 0

7pm WhichCar 0

WhichCar searches for

a local legend in an

American icon; the team

profile Australia’s most

popular hatch.

7.30 The Sixties PGR 3 0

8.30 F Hellfire Heroes PGR

0

Firefighters and

survivors share

stories of heroism and

heartbreak; experts

look at the increasing

intensity, speed, and

frequency of wildfires.

9.30 M Dirty Grandpa AO

2016 Comedy. Tricked into a

road trip to Florida by his

lecherous grandfather,

an uptight lawyer learns

a few lessons in living

life to the full. Robert De

Niro, Zac Efron.

11.45 Clash Of The

Collectables

SUNDAY

12.45 NRL: Warriors v Raiders

2.30 Closedown

6am Religious Programming

7am Nella The Princess

Knight 3 0

7.30 Religious Programming

10am Great Rail

Restorations 3

11am 100 Day

Renovation (Starting

Today) 3

Noon Paul And Nick’s

Big Food Trip New

Zealand 3 0

1pm Massive Engineering

Mistakes PGR 3

2pm Mad About You PGR 3

2.30 Ice Road Truckers

Deadliest Roads PGR 3

3.30 Judge Judy PGR

4pm Hot Bench 3

4.30 Hook Me Up!

5.30 Prime News

5pm The Hui: Kaupeka Wha

5.30 Nga Tamariki O Te

Kohu 3

6.30 Te Ao: Maori News

7pm M Sinbad: Legend Of

The Seven Seas PGR 2003

Animated. When a sailor is

framed for the theft of

the Book of Peace, he

must go to the end of

the world to retrieve it

and save his friend.

8.30 M The Godfather

Part III AO 1990 Crime.

The ageing don seeks

to legitimise the family

business while dealing

with a protege’s affair

with his daughter.

11pm Te Ao: Maori News 3

11.30 Closedown

SUNDAY

6.30 Waiata Mai

6.40 Tamariki Haka

6.50 Kids’ Kai Kart 3

7am Darwin + Newts 3

7.10 Huhu: Te Tunga Rakau

7.20 He Rourou 3

7.30 Potae Pai 3

7.40 Kainga Whakapaipai 3

7.50 Polyfest Kapa Haka 3

8.20 Haati Paati 3

8.30 Waka Ama Sprint

Nationals

9am Globe 3

9.30 Swagger

10am Easy Eats 3

11am R&R With Eru And

K’Lee 3

11.30 Te Ao With Moana 3

Noon Funny Whare:

Gamesnight PGR 3

12.30 Taha Tauiwi 3

1pm Touch Rugby: Junior

Championships

2pm M Sinbad: Legend Of

The Seven Seas PGR 2003

Animated.

3.30 Marae DIY 3

4.30 Tagata Pasifika

5pm Tamaki Paenga Hira 3

5.30 Nga Pari Karangaranga

O Te Motu 3

5pm Paul Hollywood: A Baker’s Life 5.30 Lonely Planet: Roads Less Travelled 6.30 Jamie And Jimmy’s Food Fight Club 7.30 Restoration Home 8.30 Antiques Roadshow 9.30 M The Two Faces Of January AO 2014 11.20 Hugh’s Wild

West SUNDAY 12.20 Lonely Planet: Roads Less Travelled 1.20 Sand Masters 1.50 Bear’s Mission With Warwick Davis PGR 2.50 M The Spongebob Squarepants Movie PGR 2004 4.30 Paul Hollywood: A Baker’s Life 5am Jamie And Jimmy’s Food Fight Club 6am Sand Masters 6.30 Through The Bible 7am Leading The Way 7.30 Healthy Food Guide 8am A Baker’s Life 8.30 Animal Park 9.30 Storage Hoarders 10.30 Jamie And Jimmy’s Food Fight Club 11.30 Stars In Their Cars Noon Home Of The Year 12.30 Hugh’s Wild West 1.30 Roads Less Travelled 2.30 Antiques Roadshow 3.30 Inside The Vets 4.30 Venice To Istanbul 5.30 My Dream Home

5.30 Undercover Boss 0 6.30 Undercover Boss 7.30 Botched PGR 8.30 Vanderpump Rules AO 9.30 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey AO 10.30 A Lie To Die For AO 11.30 Love It Or List It

SUNDAY 12.20 Infomercials 5am How Do I Look? 9.10 Love It Or List It 10am Love It Or List It 10.50 Botched PGR 11.40 Love It Or List It: Vancouver 12.30 Hoarders 1.25 Hoarders 2.20 Hoarders 3.15 Judge Jerry 3.40 Judge Jerry 4.05 Judge Jerry 4.30 Judge Jerry 5pm Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

5pm The World At Five 5.10 Focus On Politics 5.30 Tagata O Te Moana 6.06 Womad Taranaki Highlights from the 2019 World Music festival in New Plymouth. 7.06 Saturday Night With Phil O’Brien.

SUNDAY 12.04 The All Night Programme 6.08 Storytime 7.10 Sunday Morning 7.35 The House 8.10 Insight 9.06 Mediawatch 12.12 Two Cents Worth 12.30 Standing Room Only 1.10 At The Movies 2.05 The Laugh Track 3.04 The 3 O’Clock Drama 4.06 Smart Talk 5pm The World At Five 5.10 Heart And Soul 5.40 Te Waonui A Te Manu Korihi

Best Home Cook 8.30pm on TVNZ 1

A Cinderella Story 7pm on TVNZ 2

The Two Faces of January 9.30pm on Choice

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5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Country Calendar 0

The country’s first commercial coffee grower found the right bean for New Zealand conditions on a hunch, and his Northland coffee plantation is now on the verge of expansion.

7.30 Sunday 0 8.30 Gold Digger AO 0

Julia goes on a quest to find the truth.

9.45 Autopsy:

Kurt Cobain AO 0 On April 8, 1994, Kurt Cobain was found dead in his Seattle home, and it appeared to be a clear-cut case of suicide but, despite his leaving a note, many refused to believe he had taken his own life.

10.40 F Ramy AO Ramy takes a trip to Egypt, where he hopes to find himself.

11.50 When We Rise AO 3 0 MONDAY 12.45 Hillary PGR 3 0 1.40 Coronation Street 3 0 3.35 Infomercials

6am Breakfast

9am The Ellen DeGeneres

Show 0 10am Tipping Point 3 11am Cash Trapped 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12.30 Emmerdale PGR 0 1pm Coronation Street 3 0 2pm The Ellen DeGeneres

Show 3 0 3pm Tipping Point

4pm Te Karere

4.30 F Dog Squad 3 0 5pm The Chase 0

Note Schedules for Sky Sport 1 are not available at the time of going to print, due to the Covid-19 outbreak causing major disruptions to rugby tournaments around the world.

8pm Australia v

Blackcaps (HLS) First ODI. From SCG, Sydney.

9pm Blackcaps v Australia:

2010 (HLS) First ODI. From McLean Park, Napier.

10pm Chats: The Ewen

Chatfield Story

10.30 Blackcaps v Australia:

2007 (HLS) Second ODI. From Eden Park, Auckland.

MONDAY 12am Australia v

Blackcaps (HLS) First ODI. From the SCG, Sydney.

1.30 Blackcaps v Australia:

2010 (HLS) First ODI. 2am Blackcaps v India (HLS)

First Test Wrap. 4am Blackcaps v India (HLS)

Second Test. 6am Women’s T20 World

Cup (RPL) Final: Australia v India.

10am Blackcaps v Australia:

2010 (HLS) First ODI. 11am Blackcaps v India:

2014 (HLS) Second Test. 12.30 Chats: The Ewen

Chatfield Story

1pm Blackcaps v Australia:

2005 (RPL) T20. 4.30 Blackcaps v

England (HLS) First Test, Day One.

5.30 Blackcaps v

England (HLS) First Test, Day Two.

5.45 SmackDown MVC

7.30 NCIS: New Orleans MV The team investigates a fatal bombing at a military museum event with over 1,000 people in attendance.

8.30 Criminal Minds 16VS

10.30 Chicago PD 16V

11.25 The Amazing Race PG

MONDAY 12.15 SmackDown MVC

1.55 Chicago PD 16V

2.45 NCIS: New Orleans MV

3.35 The Amazing Race PG

4.25 Criminal Minds 16VS

5.10 Criminal Minds 16VS

6am Jeopardy! PG

6.25 Wheel Of Fortune PG

6.45 The Simpsons PG

7.10 Modern Family PG

7.35 Modern Family PG

8am Border Security:

Australia’s Frontline M

8.25 Highway Thru Hell PG

9.15 Hardcore Pawn PG

9.40 Hawaii Five-0 MV

10.25 SVU MV

11.10 Modern Family PG

11.35 Modern Family PG

Noon Jeopardy

12.25 Wheel Of Fortune PG

12.50 Criminal Minds 16VS

1.40 Criminal Minds 16VS

2.25 Hawaii Five-0 MV

3.10 Modern Family PG

3.35 Modern Family PG

4pm The Simpsons PG

4.30 Jeopardy! PG

5pm Wheel Of Fortune PG

5.30 Hardcore Pawn PG

5.25 Adrift ML 2018 Drama. Shailene Woodley, Sam Claflin.

7pm Finding Steve

McQueen MLS 2018 Drama. When thieves attempt to rob President Nixon’s secret fund, the plan quickly goes awry, prompting the biggest manhunt in FBI history. Travis Fimmel, Rachael Taylor.

8.30 Fast And Furious: Hobbs

And Shaw MVL 2019 Action. Sworn enemies Hobbs and Shaw join forces to take down an anarchist who plans to genetically alter humanity. Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham.

10.50 Gotti 16VL 2018 Drama. John Travolta, Kelly Preston.

MONDAY 12.40 Beirut MVL 2018 Action. Jon

Hamm, Rosamund Pike. 2.30 New Year, New

You 18VLSC 2018 Horror.

3.52 The Padre MVL 2018 Drama.

5.25 Adrift ML 2018 Drama.

7am Fast And Furious: Hobbs

And Shaw MVL 2019 Action.

9.15 The Making Of Bad

Boys For Life MVLSC 2019

9.25 Finding Steve

McQueen MLS 2018 Drama.

10.55 Gotti 16VL 2018 Drama.

12.45 Beirut MVL 2018 Action.

2.35 Fast And Furious: Hobbs

And Shaw MVL 2019 Action.

4.50 Peppermint 16VL 2018

Action.

5.40 Undercover

Billionaire PG No Pain No Gain.

6.35 Undercover

Billionaire PG Exposed. 7.30 Blowing Up History PG

Nero’s Lost Palace. 8.30 Outback Opal

Hunters PG

9.25 Undercover

Billionaire PG

10.15 Unexplained And

Unexplored PG

11.05 Expedition Unknown PG

11.55 How It’s Made PG

MONDAY 12.20 How Do They Do It? PG

12.45 Man v Bear PG

1.35 World’s Deadliest

Weather Caught On

Camera PG

2.25 Naked And Afraid MLC

3.15 Naked And Afraid MC

4.55 Naked And Afraid MLC

5.45 Naked And Afraid M

6.35 Gold Rush PG

7.55 Gold Rush: The Dirt PG

8.20 Blowing Up History PG

9.10 Outback Opal

Hunters PG

10am How It’s Made PG

10.25 How Do They Do It? PG

10.50 Aussie Gold Hunters PG

11.40 Evil Lives Here MVLSC

12.30 Killer Instinct With

Chris Hansen M

1.20 The Perfect Murder M

2.10 Top Gear

3pm Gold Rush: White

Water PG

3.50 Deadliest Catch PG

4.45 Fast N’ Loud PG

5.40 Aussie Gold Hunters PG

6pm The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6.30 The Simpsons 0 7pm The Bachelorette NZ 0

The Bachelorettes have serious doubts about two of the bachelors as they go into a rose ceremony; back in New Zealand, the home visits begin.

8.30 M Rough Night AO 0 2017 Comedy. Five college friends unite after 10 years for a weekend of hen’s-night debauchery, but things go badly wrong with a male stripper. Scarlett Johansson, ZoÎ Kravitz.

10.35 M Alien 3 AO 0 1992 Sci-fi. Sigourney Weaver.

MONDAY 12.45 The Walking Dead 3 0 1.35 Krypton AO 3 0 2.20 The Exorcist AO 3 0 3am Dumb Builders Make You

LOL PGR 3 0 3.50 Infomercials

4.25 Religious Infomercials

4.50 Mike And Molly PGR 3 0 5.30 Infomercials

6.30 Rescue Bots Academy 0 6.40 Moon And Me 0 7am The Tom And Jerry

Show 3 0 7.25 Thunderbirds Are Go! 3 0 7.50 Bunnicula 3 0 8.15 Muppet Babies 3 0 8.35 Goldie And Bear 3 0 9am Infomercials

10am Neighbours PGR 3 0 10.30 The Bachelorette NZ 3 0 Noon 2 Broke Girls PGR 3 0 1pm Judge Rinder PGR

2pm American Housewife 3 0 2.30 American Housewife 3 0 3pm Shortland Street PGR 3 0 3.30 Powerpuff Girls 3 0 3.40 Pokemon: Sun And Moon:

Ultra Legends 0 4.05 The Deep 0 4.30 Friends 3 0 5pm The Simpsons 3 0 5.30 Home And Away 0

6pm NewsHub Live At 6pm

7pm Married At First Sight

Australia PGR 0 8.30 M Jurassic World AO

3 0 2015 Action. Tourists face a prehistoric assault when a genetically engineered dinosaur escapes from Jurassic World luxury resort. Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard.

10.55 Talking Married AO 0 11.05 Blue Bloods AO 0

Danny and Baez investigate the murder of a man who killed a mother and son years ago while driving drunk; Anthony must make a decision when Erin asks him to wear a wire to incriminate a friend.

MONDAY 12am Magnum PI AO 3 0 12.55 Infomercials

6am The AM Show

9am The Café

10am Infomercials

11.25 Millionaire Hot Seat 3 0 12.20 Face The Truth PGR

12.50 Dr Phil PGR

1.50 Married At First Sight

Australia PGR 3 0 3.20 Peter Kuruvita’s Coastal

Kitchen Peter sets out to discover the secrets of bush tucker, and creates dishes inspired by native ingredients.

3.50 United Plates Of

America 3 4.30 NewsHub Live At

4:30pm

5pm Millionaire Hot Seat 0

5.30 Prime News

6pm Netball: ANZ

Premiership (RPL)

Mystics v Tactix. 7.30 North America With

Simon Reeve PGR 0 While travelling the length of California, Simon climbs 83 metres into the canopy of a giant redwood, and meets a group who endure scorching temperatures to live off the grid.

8.30 Brian Johnson’s A Life

On The Road AO 0 9.30 Shearing Gang PGR 0 10.30 SmackDown PGR

11.30 60 Minutes PGR

MONDAY 1.30 Closedown

6am Ben 10: Alien Force 3 0 6.25 Danger Mouse 3 0 6.50 The Loud House 3 0 7.15 Trulli Tales 3 0 7.30 Atomic Puppet 3 0 7.40 Teenage Mutant Ninja

Turtles 3 0 8.05 The Thundermans 3 0 8.30 The Moe Show 3 0 9am Celebrity Antiques Road

Trip 3 10am The Doctors PGR

11am The Chase Australia 3 0

Noon Everbody Loves

Raymond 3 0 12.30 Bull PGR 3 0 1.30 Frasier 3 2pm The Late Show With

Stephen Colbert PGR 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune

3.30 Jeopardy

4pm A Place In The Sun

5pm 3rd Rock From The

Sun 0 5.30 Prime News

5pm Tamaki Paenga Hira 3 5.30 Nga Pari Karangaranga

O Te Motu 3 6pm Waka Huia

6.30 Te Ao: Maori News

7pm Aotearoa

7.30 Rise PGR 3 8.30 M Blackfellas AO 1993

Drama. When a 19-year-old Aboriginal gets out of gaol, he has plans for a crime-free, trouble-free future, but his best friend has different ideas. John Moore, David Ngoombujarra, Jaylene Riley.

10.30 Kairakau

11pm Te Ao: Maori News 3 11.30 Closedown

MONDAY 6.30 Waiata Mai

6.40 Te Mana Kuratahi

7.10 Tamariki Haka

7.20 E Kori 3 7.25 Pipi Ma

7.30 ZooMoo

7.40 Te Nutube

7.50 Darwin + Newts 3 8am Polyfest Kapa Haka 3 8.30 Sidewalk Karaoke PGR 3 9am Best Of Kai Time On

The Road 3 9.30 Opaki 3 10am Waiata 3 10.30 Morena 3 11am Matangi Rau 3 Noon Funny Whare:

Gamesnight PGR 3 12.30 It’s In The Bag

1pm Nga Pari Karangaranga

O Te Motu 3 1.30 Ako 3 2pm Toku Reo 3 3pm Polyfest Kapa Haka 3 3.30 Playlist

4pm HakaNation

4.30 Pukana 3 5pm Waiata Mai

5.10 Te Mana Kuratahi 3 5.40 Tamariki Haka

5.50 E Kori 3 5.55 Pipi Ma

5.30 My Dream Home 6.30 American Restoration: Truck Edition 7.30 Guy Martin’s WW1 Tank 8.30 M The Cobbler AO 2014 Comedy. 10.20 Rick Stein: Venice To Istanbul 11.20 American Restoration: Truck Edition MONDAY 12.20 My Dream Home 1.20 Sand Masters 1.50 Bear Grylls Mission Survive PGR 2.50 M The Cobbler AO 2014 Comedy. 4.20 Cook The Books 4.30 Guy Martin’s WW1 Tank 5.30 Stars In Their Cars 6am Paul Hollywood’s Pies And Puds 7am Animal Park 8am Inside The Vets 9am Travel Man: 48 Hours In 9.30 Storage Hoarders 10.30 Stars In Their Cars 11am Home Of The Year 11.30 Britain’s Most Historic Towns 12.30 American Restoration: Truck Edition 1.30 Rick Stein: Venice To Istanbul 2.30 My Dream Home 3.30 Hope For Wildlife 4.30 River Cottage Autumn 5.30 Mysteries At The Museum

5pm Hollywood Medium With

Tyler Henry 6pm Love It Or List

It: Vancouver 7pm M The

Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon

Emperor PGR 2008 Action. 0 9.20 M Ted AO 2012 Comedy. 0 11.35 Very Cavallari AO MONDAY 12.25 Infomercials 10am Four Weddings USA 11am Snapped PGR Noon The

Kelly Clarkson Show 1pm The

Real Housewives Of Beverly

Hills PGR 2pm Below Deck PGR 3pm Keeping Up With The

Kardashians PGR 4pm Undercover

Boss 0 5pm Judge Jerry 5.30 Hoarders

5pm The World At Five 5.10 Heart And Soul 5.40 Te Waonui A Te Manu Korihi 6.06 Te Ahi Kaa 6.45 Voices 7.04 The Ted Radio Hour Ideas worth sharing. 8.06 Sunday Night With Grant Walker. Music and nostalgia. 10pm The 10 O’Clock Report 10.10 Mediawatch 10.45 The House 11.04 The Retro Cocktail Hour MONDAY 12.04 The All Night Programme 5am First Up 6am Morning Report 9.06 Nine To Noon 10.45 The Reading Noon Midday Report 1.06 Afternoons 4.06 The Panel 5pm Checkpoint

Gold Digger 8.30pm on TVNZ 1

Jurassic World 8.30pm on Three

North America with Simon Reeve 7.30pm on Prime

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Saturday, March 21 ▶ Floral Expo 2020 – Gisborne Floral

Festival Inc. presents loral art designs and demos by affiliates, woodturners, cake decorators, children’s projects, dancing, Highland Pipe Band, Gisborne Civic Bands and Sheds4U. Showgrounds Event Centre, Sat 10am-4pm, Sun 10am-3pm, $3A, u/12s free.

▶ TRAMPS. For all singers, musicians and poetry readers to come along and perform. he Band Room, 200 Childers Rd, 1.30-3.30pm, $3, ph John 868 9658.

▶ Adult Children of Alcoholics Meeting – support and advice, Friendship House 391 Ormond Road, 3.30pm.

▶ French Film Festival (through to March 29). An exciting opportunity to see the latest selection of French ilms – 24 to choose from including comedies, thrillers, dramas, classics, ilms for kids. Odeon heatre. See Gisborne Herald for screening times, for programme visit https://tinyurl.com/ud45xqg

▶ he Complete Works of William Shakespeare – Abridged (inal night). A funny take on all of Shakespeare’s plays, with only three performers in two acts. Evolution heatre Company, 75 Disraeli St, 7.30-9.30pm, R12. Tickets+Bfee: $35A, $30Snr & $25 o/12s at eveninda.co.nz

▶ Social & Sequence Dancing. Gisborne Caledonian Society modern, social and sequence dancing with supper, all welcome. heme: St Patrick’s Day. St Mark’s Church Hall, 776 Childers Rd, 7.30-11pm, $6.

▶ At Autumn’s Awakening 2 – Kick of Autumn with Meiniak’s Pantera tribute and Harbinger’s Metallica tribute, Smash Palace, 8.30pm, tickets $19 - www.trybooking.com

Sunday, March 22 ▶ Historic Places Tairawhiti Bus Tour. Join

HPT members and learn about Muriwai’s history and archaeology; 173 Palmerston Rd (former Plunket building), 8am, $75 non-members, register at [email protected]

▶ Gisborne Runners and Walkers Club. 1.5 hour walk/run, 8am. For meeting place; email [email protected]

▶ Eastland Kart Club Racing. Fun Day for newcomers, spectators welcome, Aerodrome Road of Awapuni Road, with access from the bend, 9am – midday approx., free admission.

▶ Floral Expo 2020, Showgrounds Event Centre, 10am-3pm, $3A, u/12s free. See March 21.

▶ Lions Express Train Rides. Take the kids for a train ride around the playground and lake. Start: near Gisborne Wainui Lions Junior Cycle Park, Centennial Marine Dr, 11am-3pm, $2.

▶ Historic MV Takitimu Cruise. he sights of Poverty Bay from a fully-restored historic tug. Sailing from Pier 1, Inner Harbour (gate outside Tatapouri SFC), weather permitting, 2pm. Pay at the gate: $20A, $10u/12s, limit 25. Details: Brian ph 027 474 9360.

Monday, March 23 ▶ Tairawhiti Museum Exhibitions. Posing,

Not Posing, to Mar 28; Tu te Whaihanga, to Mar 31; Ocean, to May 31.

▶ Tairawhiti Museum, 10 Stout St, Mon-Sat 10am-4pm, Sun 1.30-4pm, locals free, visitors $5, ph 867 3832.

▶ Mah-Jong, Town & Country Women’s Club, 42 Emily Street, Riverdale, 12.45pm. Ph

Liz 06 281 0187. ▶ Badminton Centre, 134 Roebuck Rd. New

players welcome, rackets available. Social morning, 9-11.30am, $4, ph 867 2584. Kiwi Badminton for Year 3-7 players, 4.30-5.30pm, $5, ph 027 350 9482. Gisborne Badminton Club, 7-9pm, $10, ph 867 1416.

▶ Eastland Toastmasters. Gain conidence in public speaking. Arohaina, 396 Aberdeen Rd (opposite Botanical Gardens), 5.30-7pm.

▶ Hibernian Club Indoor Bowls. A roll-up for new or seasoned bowlers. Gisborne Intermediate Hall, 7pm, ph 867 6383.

Tuesday, March 24 ▶ Tairawhiti Menzshed. Work in a fully

equipped woodwork or carpentry workspace. Tairawhiti Menzshed, cnr Parkinson & Innes St, 9am-3pm. Details: James 022 465 0396.

▶ Community Workshop. A hands-on workshop; learn how to make preserves, budget-conscious meals and baking. SuperGrans Tairawhiti, 185 Childers Rd, 10am-1pm, free. Bookings: ph 868 3571 or [email protected]

▶ Te Hapara Garden & Floral Art Club. Come and commune with like-minded people on ways to improve your gardening skills and learn about loral art, 2.30pm, St Mark’s Hall, 778 Childers Road.

▶ Gizzy Team Relay Series. Bring a mate/whanau along for some fast-paced triathlon fun. Teams of two compete in open and closed courses (open: in the sea+on the road, closed: in the pool+on the grass; not exceeding 300m swim, 5km bike and 1.5km run). Churchill Park, Beacon St, set up from 5pm, 5.30pm start, $20A, $10 young people, incl club membership and relay entry.

▶ River Run Series. A 2.5m or 5km kid/walker/runner-friendly run series. Meet 5.30pm at the Marina carpark, Vogel St, for a 6pm start, $2 entry. Free for Gisborne Harrier members, or if you bring fresh produce for spot prizes.

▶ Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting – Meet with others for support and advice, Friendship House, 391 Ormond Road, 5.30pm.

▶ Patutahi Badminton Club. All skill levels welcome. Patutahi Hall, Biggs St, 7.30pm, ph 862 7783.

Wednesday, March 25 ▶ Smashers. For Year 7-10 badminton

players; itness, social games and fun for

all ability levels. Rackets available, please wear sports shoes. Badminton Centre, 134 Roebuck Rd, 3.30-4.30pm, $5, ph Linda 027 264 8660 or [email protected]

▶ Gisborne Boardriders Club Rippers. Watch your tamariki take their suring to the next level. Near the green container at Midway Beach, 5-6.30pm.

hursday, March 26 ▶ Tairawhiti Menzshed, 9am-3pm. See Mar

24. ▶ Casual Badminton Group. Come along for

a game and to meet other players. Badminton Centre, 134 Roebuck Rd, 9.30am, $4. Details: Raewynne ph 027 256 4351 or [email protected]

▶ Bridge and Rummikub, 9am, Mah-Jong, 12.45pm, Town & Country Women’s Club, 42 Emily Street, Riverdale. Ph Liz 06 281 0187.

▶ FreeDance. A movement and dance meditation practice with a variety of sound and rhythm. St Andrew’s Church Hall, 176 Cobden St, 7-8.30pm, $7, bring water bottle and comfy clothes. See Facebook.

Friday, March 27 ▶ Gisborne Alzheimer’s Brain Awareness

Campaign Pop-up Shop – things to buy, competition with prizes, rales, free blood pressure tests, cnr Gladstone Rd/Bright St, 9am-3pm.

▶ Eastland Triathlon Club: Skills Session. Pick up some serious bike/run skills for your next triathlon. Churchill Park, Beacon St, 3.30-4.30pm, $10 (incl club joining fee).

▶ Fearless Fridays Improv Comedy Club. For ages 15/o, learn about improv and have a laugh. Evolution heatre Company, 75 Disraeli St, 6.30pm, $5 cash-only door sales.

▶ Build-a-Band jam, Smash Palace Bar, 24 Banks St, 8-11pm, free entry, R18.

Saturday, March 28 ▶ Earlybird Market. Fresh seasonal fruit

and veges, pickles, plants and other goods. Alfred Cox Park, 204 Grey St, 6-8am, $5 stall. Proceeds go to local charities.

▶ Gisborne parkrun. A 5km run/walk. Meet: Waikanae Surf Life Saving Club, 280 Grey St, 7.45am. Kid, dog and pram-friendly. See parkrun.co.nz/gisborne/

▶ St Andrew’s Car Boot Sale. Plenty of bargains and with all proits going to good causes. Carpark behind St Andrew’s Church (access of Childers Rd), 8am-midday, $5/car.

▶ Tairawhiti Coffin Club. Design your own

personalised coffin; constructed by a joiner and decorated by you. BCR Joinery, 522 Gladstone Rd, 9am-midday. Details: [email protected]

▶ Tairawhiti Menzshed. Work in a fully equipped woodwork and carpentry workspace on community or personal projects. Tairawhiti Menzshed, cnr Parkinson & Innes St, 9am-3pm. Details: James 022 465 0396.

▶ Gisborne Farmers’ Market. Grown or produced locally; vegetables, fruit, cheese, bread, baking, eggs, meat, fish, lowers, seedlings and more. Cnr Stout & Fitzherbert Sts, 9.30am-12.30pm. Details: gisbornefarmersmarket.co.nz

▶ Gisborne Woodturners’ Group. Work in the workshop, see what the group does. Clubrooms beside Enterprise Pool carpark, Nelson Rd, 10am-2pm. Details: Bill ph 027 450 7719 or [email protected]

▶ Adult Children of Alcoholics Meeting – support and advice, Friendship House 391 Ormond Road, 3.30pm.

▶ Fun Dancing Gisborne. Modern, sequence and social ballroom. St Mark’s Church Hall, 776 Childers Rd, 8-11.30pm, $8 door sales, incl supper, ph Kev/Isabel 867 0074. heme: Tropical Island.

▶ Los Village Burritos – a ‘guacamole’ of well known songs of diferent genres, rhythm-driven and latin-lavoured. he last Garden Bar show for summer, the Dome, PBC, 8.30pm, $5 cash on the door.

Sunday, March 29 ▶ Gisborne Runners and Walkers Club. 1.5

hour walk/run, 8am. For meeting place; email [email protected]

▶ Universal Energy Healing. Try a relaxing universal healing experience. Blind Foundation Rooms, 39 Grey St, 10am-2.30pm, $8A, $5Ch. Details: Ph Rose 027 777 0782.

▶ Lions Express Train Rides. Take the kids for a train ride around the playground and lake. Start: near Gisborne Wainui Lions Junior Cycle Park, Centennial Marine Dr, 11am-3pm, $2.

▶ Historic MV Takitimu Cruise. Enjoy the sights of Poverty Bay from a fully-restored historic tug. Sailing from Pier 1, Inner Harbour (gate outside Tatapouri SFC), weather permitting, 2pm. Pay at the gate: $20A, $10u/12s, limit 25. Details: Brian ph 027 474 9360.

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