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    FADE IN:

    INT. THE SEQUENTIAL DETECTIVE AGENCY - DAY

    Smolder sits on the couch and Alan sits on the desk.

    SMOLDER

    I can't believe he's gone.

    ALAN

    Yeah... it seems like it was just

    yesterday when he acted out

    his backstory in this very room.

    SMOLDER

    (patting the couch)This was his car and bed.

    ALAN

    Are you sad?

    Smolder stretches out on the couch.

    SMOLDER

    Nope. He was really annoying.

    ALAN

    I agree.

    Smolder reaches under the couch and pulls out a book titled, "The Squirrel-Pigoen:

    Nature's Deadliest Predator." He looks at the back of the book. Written on the back are

    the words, "Property of" followed by an indistinguishable word and then the word

    "Scullery".

    SMOLDER

    If Scullery were here she'd probably

    tell us how awful that sounds.

    ALAN

    She always knows just what to say.

    SMOLDER

    (sighs)

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    Yeah...

    Jeff and Drake burst into the room. Smolder sits up.

    DRAKE

    Ohmygosh! We'vecrackedthecase!

    SMOLDER

    Sorry, didn't catch that.

    JEFF

    We've figured it out!

    Smolder turns to face Alan.

    ALANHave you noticed how we can

    hardly ever hear people walking

    up the stairs, Smolder?

    SMOLDER

    Yeah. I think it has something to do

    with velocity ratios and arrow dynamic

    perpetual motion physics...

    ALAN

    That's BS.

    SMOLDER

    You're right!

    Drake turns to Jeff.

    DRAKE

    Further explanation may be required.

    Smolder turns to Jeff and Drake.

    SMOLDER

    For once Drake's making sense.

    JAKE

    We found out what happened to

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    Scullery.

    The door SUDDENLY slams shut, startling Drake.

    SMOLDER

    Is she okay?

    Drake cautiously opens the door and shuts it again.

    JAKE

    Probably. We found a contract she signed.

    It was dated the same day she disappeared.

    Drake opens the door again and starts swinging it back and forth.

    ALANWhat was the contract for?

    Drake closes the door and stares at it.

    JAKE

    It had something to do with agreeing to

    leave for five years.

    Drake turns away from the door.

    DRAKE

    It wasn't very clear.

    ALAN

    So Scullery agreed to leave for five years?

    Drake walks over to the window.

    SMOLDER

    That's not like her at all.

    DRAKE

    (peering out the window)

    It also said something about not

    facing retribution from Felix the Cat.

    ALAN

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    I think you mean Felix Callkadawn.

    Drake turns to face Alan.

    DRAKE

    Oh yeah, that's it.

    Drake walks over to Smolder, snatches Scullery's book out of Smolder's hands, and

    begins to look through it. He gets a series of weird looks on his face as he flips through

    the book.

    JEFF

    The contract didn't say where she is

    so...

    SMOLDERI know where she is...

    Drake drops the book. Right before the book hits the floor it stops in midair then

    SILENTLY sets down on the floor. It slides back under the couch to where it was before

    Smolder picked it up.

    DRAKE

    But I thought--

    SMOLDER

    I just didn't know why she was

    there but I know now. Felix Callkadawn

    tricked her into signing that contract.

    ALAN

    So what are we gonna do now?

    Smolder quietly stands up.

    SMOLDER

    We're gonna get her back!

    CUT TO:

    EXT. SIDEWALK - EARLY MORNING

    SUPER IN / OUT - "ONE WEEK LATER"

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    There's a small box sitting on the sidewalk. It's been wrapped in wrapping paper and it

    has a small note attached to it. Next to the sidewalk are three large boxes. A few cars

    line the street side of the sidewalk. SHIRT BADASS, asian, late twenties, walks down

    the sidewalk, notices the small box, and picks it up.

    ALAN(muffled yelling)

    Now!

    Drake SUDDENLY appears and jumps on Shirt's back. Jeff dives out from behind a car

    and grabs Shirt's legs. Smolder climbs out of one of the cars.

    Shirt speaks with an Irish accent.

    SHIRT

    What's va on?

    Smolder faces Shirt.

    SMOLDER

    Are you Shirt Badass?

    SHIRT

    Yes, Senor.

    SMOLDER

    Your coming with us.

    Smolder punches Shirt in the face and Shirt passes out.

    DRAKE

    We just took out an irish ninja who

    speaks Spanish!

    CUT TO:

    INT. THE SEQUENTIAL DETECTIVE AGENCY - DAY

    Shirt is tied to a chair near the window. Drake is asleep on the couch and Jeff and

    Smolder are sitting on the edge of the desk. Alan is sitting on top of the desk between

    them.

    Smolder checks his watch.

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    ALAN

    Maybe you hit him too hard.

    Drake moves a little and then starts to thrash his arms about.

    JEFF

    Oh great.

    Jeff rushes over to Drake and begins slapping Drake's face.

    JEFF

    Wake up! Wake up!

    Drake opens his eyes and looks directly into Jeff's eyes.

    DRAKE

    You let me fall asleep?

    (pauses)

    You let me fall asleep!

    Drake sits up.

    DRAKE

    (yelling)

    I could have died!

    SMOLDER

    I sense crazy talk.

    Drake flips over onto his stomach and SCREAMS into the seat cushion. Jeff turns to

    Smolder.

    JEFF

    He thinks the guy from the Nightmare

    on Elm Street movie is after him.

    ALAN

    Is he dreaming about him?

    JEFF

    I've already asked him that many times

    but he says he can't remember his dreams.

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    ALAN

    Then why--

    JEFF

    I don't know.(quietly)

    I think he just wants attention.

    Drake turns his head away from the seat cushion.

    DRAKE

    I don't want attention!

    Drake starts SCREAMING into the seat cushion again. Shirt wakes up.

    SHIRT

    (groggily)

    What's all that gritero about?

    SMOLDER

    So... you're awake.

    SHIRT

    Of course I'm awake you bloody

    gringo.

    SHIRT kicks the seat cushion that Drake's been screaming into.

    SHIRT

    Silencio estupido wanker!

    Drake stops screaming and sits up.

    DRAKEWhat'd he just call me?

    Smolder crouches down in front of Shirt.

    SMOLDERWhat's with the Irish accent and theSpanish?

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    SHIRTThis is how I always hable.

    Smolder stands up and looks down on Shirt.

    SMOLDERNobody hables like that. No moreSpanish.

    SHIRTBut with out espanol I'll sonidogas.

    ALANThis conversation just got super

    freaky!

    SMOLDERLet's just cut to the chase sequence.We figured out that you entered thisvery office on May 7th at around 5:34PM. Not long after that my partnerdisappeared through that door.

    Smolder points to the door in the corner of the room with the bookcase

    in front of it.

    SHIRTSenor, that's not a puerta. That'sa bookcase.

    SMOLDERShut up! We know for a fact thatyou never left this office.

    SHIRTHow do ya know all of this?

    ALANThere's a crazy drug dealer acrossthe street who video tapes everyonewho walks by.

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    SHIRTOkay fine. It's verdad. I was here.Can I voy?

    SMOLDERYou can voy after you tell mehow to get through that door.

    SHIRTThat's all usted wanted from me?

    Smolder nods his head.

    SHIRT

    Rapido, untie me!

    DRAKE(imitating Admiral Ackbar's voice)

    It's a trap!

    SHIRTOnly I can abrir the door.

    SMOLDER

    Fine.

    Smolder unties Shirt. Jeff stands in front of the main door. Shirt walksover to the bookcase and moves the bookcase away from the door.

    SHIRTAre you listo?

    SMOLDERIf listo means sleepy then yes, but

    if it means ready then... yes.

    SHIRTBueno.

    Shirt grabs the doorknob, turns it, and opens the door. Smolder pushesShirt aside and turns to Alan.

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    SMOLDER(to Alan)

    I'm gonna bring her back, Alan.

    ALAN(to Smolder)

    I know.

    Smolder steps through the door and closes it behind him.

    The SOUND of people yelling out on the streets.

    SOLIDER (O. S.)(on bullhorn)

    This area is under quarantine untilfurther notice. Please stay inside.No one is allowed to leave.

    The SOUND of stuff being thrown at the SOLDIER.

    SOLIDER (O. S.)(on bullhorn)

    Hey! I saw that!

    DRAKEI guess we're all stuck here.

    ALANOh crap!

    CUT TO BLACK:THE END

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