THIS TIMES CARTOON

LAST TIMES CARTOONSTHE DAILY GRIND 12/1/2017

RUMP TOPS POPULAR VOTEJOHN FAYSGHOST

Destitute aged pensioner Ronald Rump set to lead the country. “As soon as I get into office, I will drain the billabong. Those bunyips like Sam Dastardly and Susan “The Good” Lay will be barbequed. Personal events, at the tax payers expense will be binned. I will fill those jobs with my six sons-in-law. “ Do you think that this would be nepotism. “No. Anyone on Newstart could do the job better.” Rump was asked if his inexperience would be a problem. “Never being a polly is like never being a crim.” Rump supporters believe that he will turn the tables on the trough-snouting-pigs. Recently destitute pensioner Dorothy Dix said that Rump will grill the bastards. She held up a banner and shouted “Don’t come the raw prawn with me.” Recent convert Sir Les Patterson was more circumspect commenting that “ She’ll be right, again.” Rump admitted he was surprised at his support. “We are not just popular with the old farts. The whole state of Tasmania went from red to brown, as we turned up the heat”. “Why is this so?” “There has been an increasing culture of destitution in the silent majority there, for generations”. The opinion polls did not indicate that Rump would be so popular. Opposition spokesperson Hilarious Hillary said she considered it a severe rebuff that people would support such an anti destitutional campaign, saying that “Too much Rump could be aggressive”.