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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

What’s Happening

Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

What’s Happening

Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Ice queen: It’s not all that unusual for young teenagers to driftaway from their parents. After all, that is the time of life whenyoung people want to start doing their own thing. But motherRhian Hughes of Clayton-le-Moors, Lancashire, England, founda way to stay close to her son Harry. She secretly took up figureskating, something Harry loves to do. While training with aninstructor was grueling, Rhian soon was able to perform a routine,which she tricked Harry into seeing. He was very impressed,and now Harry, Rhian, and the rest of the family go skatingtogether regularly, cementing the parent-child bond.Say “Yes” to the dress: A woman from Adelaide,Australia, is tired of consumerism. After visiting India, TammyHall came home and decided stop buying new clothes and tobe happy with what she had for at least a year. She didn’thave any trouble doing that, but she did have trouble with thethought of spending a large sum of money for her weddingdress, which she would wear for only a day. To avoid thiswasteful practice, she started wearing the dress everywhereafter her wedding day. That includes hiking trails, basketballcourts, the gym, and even the voting station. She plans tocontinue saying “Yes” to the dress!Garden solution: If you want to get rid of a nest of bugs inyour backyard, don’t use gasoline and a match. That’s whatCesar Schmitz discovered. His wife didn’t want the bugs to eather lovely garden on their property in Enéas Marques, insouthern Brazil. So, with an audience of two pet dogs, Schmitzpoured gas into the bug nest and tried unsuccessfully to light itwith a match. Finally, on the third try, the gas ignited. Sod fleweverywhere and the dogs took off on a run. Luckily, Schmitzwas in a safe place, but he had to replant the garden!Nose for golf balls: The elderly Barry Gell of Dunfermline,Fife, Scotland, loves playing golf, and he never has to buy golfballs. That’s because he trained his collie, Jess, to sniff out lostballs on the golf courses in the area. Over a 12-year period,Jess has found more than 50,000 balls, some even buried inmud. The smart pooch never nabs one that’s in play, only lostones. Gell uses some of the balls and gives some away, but hestill has so many that he doesn’t know what to do with themall. Jess has even discovered antique golf balls lost decadesago by golfers.

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the Hardwood”? 4. Bats are categorized as mammals—T/F?5. What are geodes?

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Everybody’s Talking!Ice queen: It’s not all that unusual for young teenagers to driftaway from their parents. After all, that is the time of life whenyoung people want to start doing their own thing. But motherRhian Hughes of Clayton-le-Moors, Lancashire, England, founda way to stay close to her son Harry. She secretly took up figureskating, something Harry loves to do. While training with aninstructor was grueling, Rhian soon was able to perform a routine,which she tricked Harry into seeing. He was very impressed,and now Harry, Rhian, and the rest of the family go skatingtogether regularly, cementing the parent-child bond.Say “Yes” to the dress: A woman from Adelaide,Australia, is tired of consumerism. After visiting India, TammyHall came home and decided stop buying new clothes and tobe happy with what she had for at least a year. She didn’thave any trouble doing that, but she did have trouble with thethought of spending a large sum of money for her weddingdress, which she would wear for only a day. To avoid thiswasteful practice, she started wearing the dress everywhereafter her wedding day. That includes hiking trails, basketballcourts, the gym, and even the voting station. She plans tocontinue saying “Yes” to the dress!Garden solution: If you want to get rid of a nest of bugs inyour backyard, don’t use gasoline and a match. That’s whatCesar Schmitz discovered. His wife didn’t want the bugs to eather lovely garden on their property in Enéas Marques, insouthern Brazil. So, with an audience of two pet dogs, Schmitzpoured gas into the bug nest and tried unsuccessfully to light itwith a match. Finally, on the third try, the gas ignited. Sod fleweverywhere and the dogs took off on a run. Luckily, Schmitzwas in a safe place, but he had to replant the garden!Nose for golf balls: The elderly Barry Gell of Dunfermline,Fife, Scotland, loves playing golf, and he never has to buy golfballs. That’s because he trained his collie, Jess, to sniff out lostballs on the golf courses in the area. Over a 12-year period,Jess has found more than 50,000 balls, some even buried inmud. The smart pooch never nabs one that’s in play, only lostones. Gell uses some of the balls and gives some away, but hestill has so many that he doesn’t know what to do with themall. Jess has even discovered antique golf balls lost decadesago by golfers.

Quoteable Quotes“And we find at the end of a perfect day, the soul of a friend we’ve made.” —Carrie Jacobs Bond“Becoming a father is easy enough, But being one can be rough.” —Wilhelm Busch

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Trivia1. What are the top universities in the U.S. called?2. Which fruit has more Vitamin C, an orange or a kiwi?3. In the world of basketball, who was known as “Houdini of

the Hardwood”? 4. Bats are categorized as mammals—T/F?5. What are geodes?

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Everybody’s Talking!Ice queen: It’s not all that unusual for young teenagers to driftaway from their parents. After all, that is the time of life whenyoung people want to start doing their own thing. But motherRhian Hughes of Clayton-le-Moors, Lancashire, England, founda way to stay close to her son Harry. She secretly took up figureskating, something Harry loves to do. While training with aninstructor was grueling, Rhian soon was able to perform a routine,which she tricked Harry into seeing. He was very impressed,and now Harry, Rhian, and the rest of the family go skatingtogether regularly, cementing the parent-child bond.Say “Yes” to the dress: A woman from Adelaide,Australia, is tired of consumerism. After visiting India, TammyHall came home and decided stop buying new clothes and tobe happy with what she had for at least a year. She didn’thave any trouble doing that, but she did have trouble with thethought of spending a large sum of money for her weddingdress, which she would wear for only a day. To avoid thiswasteful practice, she started wearing the dress everywhereafter her wedding day. That includes hiking trails, basketballcourts, the gym, and even the voting station. She plans tocontinue saying “Yes” to the dress!Garden solution: If you want to get rid of a nest of bugs inyour backyard, don’t use gasoline and a match. That’s whatCesar Schmitz discovered. His wife didn’t want the bugs to eather lovely garden on their property in Enéas Marques, insouthern Brazil. So, with an audience of two pet dogs, Schmitzpoured gas into the bug nest and tried unsuccessfully to light itwith a match. Finally, on the third try, the gas ignited. Sod fleweverywhere and the dogs took off on a run. Luckily, Schmitzwas in a safe place, but he had to replant the garden!Nose for golf balls: The elderly Barry Gell of Dunfermline,Fife, Scotland, loves playing golf, and he never has to buy golfballs. That’s because he trained his collie, Jess, to sniff out lostballs on the golf courses in the area. Over a 12-year period,Jess has found more than 50,000 balls, some even buried inmud. The smart pooch never nabs one that’s in play, only lostones. Gell uses some of the balls and gives some away, but hestill has so many that he doesn’t know what to do with themall. Jess has even discovered antique golf balls lost decadesago by golfers.

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