wc magazine vol vii no 1 oct 1981
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WESTFIELD COLLEGE MAGAZINE
OCTOBER 1981
VOL. Vll NO. 1
EDITORS
KATE STANDEN
NEIL FRYER
INDEX
The figures speak for themselves: the implications are terrible.
Accumulated
Deficit at
End of Year
E
31,000 (surplus)500,000
1,250,000
2,150,000
2,000
531,000
750,000
900,000
Financial Year
1980/81
1981/82
1982/83
1983/84
Rate of--------Annual Deficit
E
However, these figures relate only to 1981/82
and in the Principal's Fourth Situation
paper, which is available for examination at
the Union Office, the following table appears,
College faces the unenviable task of trying
to save money, for there are no easy solutions
to the problem. Several propositions have been
put forward. The question of staffing is a verydelicate one, for it would be most ~nwise to
actually enforce any terminations. of employ
ment, so College are exploring the possibility
of voluntary early retirement or redundancy
where this would not cuase undue hardship
to those concerned. Also on the subject of
staffing, it has been suggested that the
implementation of any national pay awards
should be deferred, and that every mem~er
of College staff should take two week's unpaidleave before 31 January 1982, but whether
these plans will be implemented remains to beseen.
Other economy measures are contained in these
papers, but there are also several proposals
which affect students directly. Perhaps
the most striking of these is the proposed
addition of E16 per term to Residence Fee
during the Lent and Summer terms,and, allied
to this are the suggestions that all students
should be charged EIO per session for the
use of the Health Unit, and that a charge of
fOp per session per40minutes be placed on the
Squash Courts. As I have already stated, these
plans relate only to the current academic year
, and College have already begun thinking
about strategy for 1982 and beyond.
Remember, everything which has been said zhJut
Westfield concer~s you, your next door
neighbours and the people with whom T'u ".':'.,ondlectures so please don't sit back CO"lp'. ~',,,,:::ly
and let everything pass over your head, \;,0must all work together if we are to ac:l£i veanything. As the Principal so bluntly puts
it: "Our Collesge faces the threat of extinctionThose words have never held more truth than
at the present moment.
As all of you should be aware by now,
the Government has recently implemented a
round of spending cuts in Higher Education.
The aim of this article is to give you someidea of what these cuts mean for Universities
in general and for Westfield in particular.
Overall, the picture is a pre.tty grim one,
although some institutions· have escaped more
lightly than others. Hardest hit are Saiford,
Aston, Bradford, Keele and Stirling who are
facing cuts in their ~ncome of between 44%and 27% by 1983/84, and who wi~l lose between17 and 30% in student numbers.
This, then, is the national picture, but whatabout or own little microcosm at Westfield?
How have we fared? We, in common with other
institutions, are suffering in two ways:
firstly, Westfield was to prune its home and
EEC students to 910 by 1983/84 and secondly,
the grant which the College receives from the
University of London is being cut by E278,500.
The first consideration is an important one,
for, as the Principal has pointed out, if the
College lost a mere dozen or so home students
then around EIO,OOO would be lost in income,
which indicates how closely linked studentnumbers and finance are. However, the
target number does not include overseas
students, so College's aim will be to take as
many of these people as possible because of
the high tu~tion fees they pay.
However, not all institutions have been hit
as hard as this: Oxford, Cambridge and themore traditional Universities have fared
relatively better, and Bath and UMIST have
actually had their student numbers increased.
This brings us nicely on to the question of
finance: what is Westfield's monetary situation
at the moment and, considering this situation,
what will be done to save mcney? Apart from
the E278,500 drop in our recruitment grant,
there are a number of other contributary fac+~Ts
which go to make a total estimated deficit
for 1981/82 of ES31,000. This sounds a lot,
and it is a lot, but a more striking way of
putting it is to say that at the moment,
Westfield is overspending by more than EIO,OOO
a week, with this estimated deficit amounting
to about 9.8% of College expenditure
Th(e implications of these cuts are enormousand this means that many highly qualified
young people will lose the chance of benefiting
from higher education, especially considering
·th~"fact that between now and 1983/4 the numb&r
of 18 year olds in Great Britain is expected
to reach a peak of approximately 78~,000.
4: "Wally Through theBIu-Tack"
A short story byM. Beattock
ISSUE
AND
*2p (if inflation hasn't setin)
*The full story (or as full
as it is at the time) about
Westfield's closure/merger
*Lots of feedback from thisissue?
3: Disarmament
- Alan Le Grys
8: Edinburgh Fringe
Festival Reports
67it.J Fresher's Week
5: First Eye ViewsFirst Week Blues
NEXT
9: Edinburgh cont.What's On
Reviews
*And anything else you careto offer:
~ interview with Michael
Pal in (that great Auctioneer
of 'Ripping Yarns' fame)
Agression
- George Morley
2: 2p
Those pillars, or was
it columns, of wisdom.
10: Editorial Comments
12: In My Liverpool Home- Chris Austin
QuestionnaireThanks
11: Letters to the Editors
Page 1: Index
Cuts - Stig
Stig
G(~()rqinil Morl cy
As I said,a minor incident, yet my reaction
to it was at the time,fright and shock. I
was shaking and crying all night. This may
seem entirely disproportionate but looking
back what upset me were the implications ofthe whole affair. It waS an act of mindles=
and gratuito~s aggression. We were wal~ing
down the street and suddenly,wham,somethingwas thrown at us in order to hurt us. Such
incidents are all too common, unprovoked
violence is a feature of our society.
Far worse things are done by minoless
idiots to defenceless people every day ofthe week. More often than not such
occurrences are perpetrated by men and
it seems to me symptomatic of our society
which, despite much progress in the realm
of sexual roles and stereotypes, remains
patriarchal. Any woman is open to attack
when she steps outside her front door andinto the street alone.
As a woman who has lived in London all my
life and who enjoys a considerable degre~ (independeDce it comes as a shock suddenlyto be reminded of the innate threat encount
red simply by walking through streets. It inot a threat perculiar only to women but or
which holds more danger and discomfort forus than it does for men. A woman threatenec
by violence in the street is far more
vulnerable and open to attack than a man ir
the same position.
My concern with such incidents was sparked c
by cOIDnarati vel v minor incident which,
nonethe~ess,affected me quite deeply. A
couple of weekends ago I was walking withmale friend from his house to the station
in Teddington in order to return to town.
As we walked along the empty streets a van
drove past,and an occupant of which hurled
something straight at us,hitting my face.
The object turned out to be an empty MacDonald's drinks carton filled with ice,
which is hardly immediately classifiable a~an offensive weapon. Although it did not
hurt me I was appalled by the fact that
someone had obviously wanted to hit us. We
were the only people in the .street and it
was impossible to suppose they were simply
throwing away the carton as in that case
they would have simply dropped it out ofthe van windowe
Agression is not a predominantly male vice,
yet in our world of sexual stereotyping inwhich men are still indoctrinated wit:h
l'desirable" macho characteristics, and
women with "desirable" feminine character
istics, aggression is going to remain very
much their province. Until such time as
society adapts itself to a world in which
it is 'desirable' and acceptable for a man
to be anything less than an amalgam ofSuperman, Clint Eastwood and Mastermind andfor a woman to be something more than an
amalgam of Marilyn Monroe, Mrs. Miniver and
a Barbie doll, mindless aggreSsion is c)oinqto be seen very much as a male charactcrist
ic. Its perpetrators go against any view 0men which is less than hard-li.ne feminist
(a view I do not share). They exacerbate
the --sex war and add ijrist to the> ('xtrcrn(~feminist's mill.. Until society ctlanq0s it
is going to be very hard for men and women
to lurlqc o<lch other solely on their indivi~dllal merits. At the back of their minds
the sexual stereotype is, at present,
never vc'ry fa r away - mODRre thL~ (lqqrC'ssorwomen the victims. It c]oesn't illways RFlply
but. thp fact that it does clt ,111 is un}ustilnd unF.lcceptable in a T;lt ion;:11 c1CITlOCr;l tic
society an(l it should CCilSC' - soon.
Firstly, my thanks go to Kate and Neil
for allowing me space in this, the first
issue of 'WeCe' under their editorship;
the very best to them both.
What's the Student's Union up to at the
moment? Well now the panic of Fresher's
Week is over there are several importantissues that we have to work on. The most
important by far is the Cuts Campaign.
Contained in this issue is an article by
"the most genial,witty,talented and totally
prolifigate member of the Executive."--
Steve O'Hara on the cuts in University
funding. Do read and assimilate since these
cuts will affect the quality of your
education and the future of the University
system. Will there be a Westfield for your
offspring to go to?
W.C.U.S. decided last year NOT toaffiliate to the C.N.D. movement. What do
you think about the matter? Is it an issue
you would like to see raised again?
"Boycott Barclays" say N.U.S. becauseof their investment in South Africa. We
are affiliated to the Anti-Apartheid move
-ment but allow advertising from Barclays
in our handbook simply because they ask to,
and we do not have a "Boycott ... " policy.
Are there any 'persons' out there who
feel strongly about Women's Riqhts? I haveasked N.U.S. if we can be on the Women's
MQvement mailing list so the information
about what's happening is available; is
anyone interested?
Several important posts on the Executive
become vacant in I'!!id-Novemberand you'll
hear more of these soon;your chance to getinvolved:
On Tuesday 13th I went to Senate Housefor the Installation of Princess Anne as
the new Chanceilor of London University.A very civilized occasion it was too and
during the reception afterwards I was
introduced to Hrs. Philips and shook her
hand: I can only hope that after the
controversy surrounding her election (the
opposition being Jack Jones and Nelson
Mandela ) that she will serve the University
as well FtS the r:JueenNlother,her predecessor.To conclurle, have a marvellous time il ~
Westfield, I anoloqise for t.he multitude
of questions thro\Vn at you but I hope th~rthey provide you with food for thouqht.
Yours, Davi(~.
A rough calculation shows that this term issomewhere around the one-hundred-and-fiftieth
that I have started in my life, but I look
forward to it as much as ever. And if you
think that that shows only a rather
uncritical enthusiasm for life~ well~ Imake no apology for that:
I always enjoy the beginnings of a new
academic year: suddenly the whole place
bursts into life and, while the Long
Vacation has hardly been noticeabie for
relaxation this year, the influx of our own
students, and especially of the new generation of first-year_st~dents, has a joyous
and welcome effect on old stagers like
myself.
Next, you will be hearing more and more
about the horrendous impact of the cuts in
university grants ttd.s year: no detaiL
now - but I want to warn you that every
mewber of College, and that includes
students, is going to be affected in one
way or another. In particular, there's not
go~ng to be much point in complaining about
it all: more to the point will be a
readiness to help the College, your
College, survive.
First, I want to be bold enough to say that
I am the most accessible of Prin'.:ipals. Youcan walk in between 9 and 9.30am any day
without an appointment and the chances are
that I will be in and ready to see you at
onCE. Alternatively, you can always make
an appointment with my secretary Miss Sue
Lewis but that might mean waiting for a
few days.
Talking of years, I had better remind you
that this p's Column is only a year old:
but I think that the general feeling
last year was that it was quite a Good
Thing. W.C. - 0 that the initials were
different - is just like any other student
newspaper: some year's it's awful, others
it's just tolerable, and sometimes it's
excellent. I hope that, under Kate Standen
and Neil Fryer's editorshiJl', this will be
one of the vintage years; and I wish ttem
every success and satisfaction in~hat is
a tough job.As for me, this first Column in the first
term's issue gives me the chance of saying
one or two personal things to students
in the large - and then in later Columns
this year I will be commenting upon the
important happenings within the College.
Last, long experience (I have been heresince 1966) tells me that 0hen the
students want to let off steam about
something, the Principal is their most
obvious target. Fair enough - but don't
underestimate either the warmth of my
sympathy and support for good causes, orthe determination with which I can rout
,bad ones:
IWith my best wishes for a thoroughly
successful student year,
What all of these people have in comm0~
is a deep concern about the present accel-·
eration of the Nuclear Arms RaCE'. A,=~,:t'~n, it
miaht be helpful to establish C'll'':' or t\"1~:'-"facts:
~) there are currently sufficient stocks
0r. nuclear we~pons available to Russia,
i~-::.~~USA, Britain and France to destroy
,~'i,Tc:ryman, 'Ivomanand child alive today
~~~~~~ (for those who stubbornlyre-cuse to die fixst ti:'Je)
ofPresident Eisenhower onCe said, "Same
day the demand for disarmament by ·hundreds
millions will, I hope, become so u~iversal
and so insistent that no man, no nation,can withstand it."
Last year a group of influential funerican
scientists met as they have done for manyyears to consider "the condition of <the
world".They have also for many years
described their analysis in the terms
of a clock, with midnight as their
description of Doomsday. Last year, they
set the clock at two minutes to midnight.As Gov~rnments continue to move towards the
disaster, it is we, the ordinary pe~ple,who must convince them that suicid?,j is nota good enough answer.
Alan Le Grys.
Chaplain.
If anyone would like to know more about the
Hampstead branch of the World Disarmament
Campaign, then please ask.
To follow the showing of the Government'sCivil Defence film 'Protect and Survive'
on October 21st, the J.C.C. will be putting
on another showing of the 'War Game' on
Wednesday, 28th October at 7-30 p.m., tobe followed on November 4th by a discuss.:'on
about the issues raised in the films, led
by Mr.John St.John, Chairman of Hampstead
W.D.C. Please come along.
N. B.S$ wa
This article was commissioned '~)yHW ~C ~H
this month in order to try and provok2
some debate amongst the intelligent aroe.sensitive mass of the student body 2.bo\J.t~
the topic of nuclear disarmament~David Frusher also draws atb:::;,'ltic·!J.
this matter in his column on p.'.'land it is intended to bring a l.lK,;,',:50: -~,;;::::~o
the next Union General Meetin" ,.• ";~us>gthat W.C.TJ.S. should affiliatp. e:h',
Campaign for Nuclear Disarmarr.~:]"
We hope this feature will lean. ycu 'cobecome invoJ..ved in the discuss':;'cnof tt'Lisvital question.
There are many, other important arguments
about peace, disarmame~t 'and defence and
the debate will go on for a long time yet.One of the most important questions for
this country has to be the -future of our
own '''independent''nuclear force· there
is no ~asy answer to the unilat~ral versus
Multilateral disarmament debate, but all
such arguments must continue. And so must
the work for disarmament of any kind. It
has never before been so important.
f) 'The creation of a new generation of
nuclear weapons actually threatens our
ability to protect o'lrselves without using
nuclear missiles. The cost of developingTrident, for instance, is so enormous that
our Defence-Secretary recently~ad to announce cutbacks in so-called 'conventional- '.'.forces. Nuclear weapons are changing frombeing "weapons of the last resortll to
being "weapons of the first resartll The
recent defence cuts announced by the Reagan
administration reinforce this process.
g) One last thought - the amount of money
needed to eradicate malnutrition, poverty
and unemployment and to set up basic health
care programmes has been estimated by theUN to be about $17 billion. This is an
enormous amQunt of money - about as much
.as the world spend~ on armS every twoweeks, in fact.
are quoted as saying nIt would be more
accurate to saY",Te were seconds rather
than minutes away from asking the
President to order a nuclear retaliatory
strike. 11
c) The new generation of weapons being
developed by both the USSP. and the USA
makes nuclear War more likely - they
are described as 'tactical weapons'
designed to limit the extent of anywar. lOreviously we have been told that
the use of nuclear weapons would beunthinkable because of the total dest
ruction they would cause. Similarly,
government instructions issued in this
country earlier this year amount to
preparation for war - such as those
requiring local NHS adminisrators to
draw up plans for coping with war
casualties and th& republishing
of the Civil Defence plans. All such
plans are, in fact, total rubbish,
which is why so many doctors, Civil
Servants and local government officaals
refuse to accept them. C~vernment
figures show that in the event of a
nuclear war some 30-35 million people
would be killed outright (including most
of the population of London) and thatthe resultant destruction would mean
that there would not be enough hospital
facilities, drugs, dressings, let
alone doctors, left to cope with even
the most seriously injured. Some doctors
have commented recently that they have
received documents describing how theyshould make best use of natural and
herbal remedies in the event of a
nuclear war - fallout permitting, ofcourse. All of this contributes to a
climate where it becomes possible to
think .the unthinkable - it is apsychological preparation for war.
I have been asked to write a,little about
the. Disarmament Campaign, and so I think
it importan~ to establish one or two facts:
firstly, ,"that the Campaign is sUDporte.d
by all the main Political Parties ;~ this
country - Mrs Thatcher herself, in a speech d) Nuclear wars have not prevented
in Parliament last year, welcomeo the other warS - the UN estimates that
birth of the WDC. Secondly, it is not there are about 150 wars goina on
another esoteric pacifist organisation. Ma~v. somewhere in the world. The m~haso~ us '\'1hoare involved in WDC are not - also faiJed, to, re,?orclany single day
pacifists, and would agree that there is since the end of the last World War
a genuine need for some sort of defence when there has not been a serious
policv. Finally, the WDC is sunported by outbrei,k of military conflict.
all sorts of people - clergy, doctors, Furthermore, no weapon ever invented by
la~ers, ,teachers; indeed, most of the man has E?~.been used sooner or later.prof essi-bns are well :r:-epresentedand there ,e)The deployffient of nuclea~ weapons in
are even some people '\'1h.ohave spent their Europe makes it tactically more likely
careers in the Ar~ed ~0~~es. In many ways, that we would be the first target in
the Peace ',ovement todaY. consists of the event of a Russian attack as they
an unl,Jkely coalition of people who ~~vp comE would need to knock out our weapons
together specifically because ,of a mutual before w-' got the chance to use them.concern about the arms race. It ,is i~Dort~nt This is why the Government will only
to establish these credentials, becau~e admit that one or two very remote a~eas
many opponents of WDC try to discredit' it might receive a direct hit. r·1ountbattenby smearing' it simply as n.disruptive huncJ.l also said "The ~elief' is that, \Vere
of unintelligent' hooligans in the pay 0-1=' hostilities ever to href.lkout in
Moscow. Anyone whobeli~ves that is uar'P;ls liJesternEurope, such weapons could beinvitee t6 attend a WDC meetinq. used in field ~arfare without triggering
;:'l1. all-out nuclear exchange leadj nn t.()
The ~ignificance of Lord Mountbatten'sspeech was two-fold: firstly, as a close
relative to the Queen, and as a loyal member
of the Armed Forces, there could be no
question that what he had to say was either
ill-informed or politically motivated, and
secondly because his speech coincided hTith
a new wave of fear generated 'by the ~nnouncement of the deployment of the SovietUnion's 5s10 bc,mbers and the USJI'~.Cruise
missiles at a time of increasing internat~
ional tension. Lord Mountbatten gave the
impetus to m~ny other concerned men and
WO'11ento come together at that time andqive new life to the Peace movement and
to rescue it from the cranks and extremists.
From this new movement was born the World
Disarmament Campaign, which is now steadily
gRining ground in both membership andinfluence.
"In the event of a nuclear war, there will
be no survivors - all will be obliterated. "
Tha~: quotation came not from someone who 'V'las
vlell kno\'Jn~or their involvement in the
C.N.D.Novement,but from a man: who is
reme~bered more for his patriotism and
service to this country both in wartime
and in peace; it is a brief quotation from
an important speech made by Lord Louis
Mountbatten, Admiral of the fleet, for~er
Supreme Allied Commander in S.E. Asia and
Chief of the British Defence Staff He
made the speech in May 1979, shortly before
he was killed by the IR~. (Copies of the
speech are available to anyone who wouldlike one.)
The Editors.
"Wally and the Smartie pusher."
A C/4Mie '1~ ~~
ThE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF "WALLY THROUGH
THE BLU-TACK"
•
Well, my little Kleenex tissues, this is
the bit ...·e've all been waiting for, your
very own little Stalkipoo's expose of theins and outs of College life; this is wherE
you find out what all those intelligentand sensitive Bedfield students have been
up to in the past few months.
In the cold light of dawn at least twenty
young hopefuls went up to Edinburgh on
board a band wagon full of oildrums, while
one of the stouter members of the company
(no, not Geo.rge "Psychedelic Woolly" Morley
came in her own sweet tim~ .•.Talking of
JlRubbing it Up", I hear the 'Crearnies' are
playing in the bar again. Let's hope that
Phil, the bassist, can muster a betterchat line than the one he did last time
lIyou know, love, you're the only really
Creamy bird 'ere 1I
Meanwhile, petals, Captain Beaky and his
trusty band of Beaky Freakies were busy
organising Frusher's Week. The well-oiled
machine that is the Exec. managed the
whole task with typical decisiveness and
attention to detail, spending more than 15
minutes discussing the intricacies of
chaining up a door and, two minutes later,
over-ordering the number of Railcards
required for the Squash by 200%. That littl
administrative hiccup almost put WCUS
£2000 in the red for a couple of days.
Back to Fresher's Week. I think that
everything went very smoothly and
everybody got nicely integrated, especially
most of the male helpers ••• ever wondered
why we never run short of willingvolunteers the first week of October? Still
a very profitable time was had by all andit doesn't take the vast rescources of the
Computer Unit to suss that the vast "
resources of Dani Vastbeerbelli managed
to net well over 600 sheets on the Hop andthe Barn Dance ".....that was Joe Clever
wasn't it John?" - don't spend it all on
mud wrestlers for·the Crimble Ball.
Chris Stalker
I suppose, as its Numero Uno for this
year, I had better give heartfelt 'Grats
to Kate Fryer and Neil Standen, or is it .•.
Well, Tim Sturley-look-alike Martin
Not-As_young-As-l-Look can probably tellwhich is which and in what order but as
Kate - or was it Neil? - said at the last
UGM, "I1m sure Martin's more experienced
in these matters than I am." Well, youshould know, hon!
Talking of cash flow problems, make sure
that you buy lots of Mars Bars, cherubs
our·.Tuck Shop Monitor says its the only
thing that keeps us turning over - and,
talking of Tuck Shop Monitors turning over,
(who says I don't pre-plan this drivel) acertain Eric Fullman was overheard to
impart, as a rather attractive young lady
(yes, rosebuds, that was 'lady')walked
past: "I could almost go STRAIGHT for her!"A compliment, surely, but hardly one worth
Di-ing for! Oh, enough of this obscurity,
let's get it out in the ppen •.. I know Ihave ...
And so, flowers, its back to the academic
grind for one more term. I'm off to
re-read my article on 'Sexual Perversions
in Jesuit Kindergartens' for Grey News,
then its back for a spot of research in
the bar .•• 'bye for now, Westford ..•
M. Beattock
...When he awoke Wally had an awful head
ache and a tingling sensation in his
lower nether regions."Golly, that Turkish
stuff is really' strong," thought Wally
who always followed a good manipulation
of the Blu-Tack with a nightmare about
him trying to do something responsible
lfar society, like burning a tube of Smarties.Except we know it wasn't really a dream,don't we?
...overture of IIA Day in the Life" accomp
anied by a misting over of the eyes, a loss
of gravity in the brain and a numbingsensation all over ...
Shrinking backwards in fear and trembling
from this loaded question, a smaller Wally
than we formerly knew and loved broke out
into a cold sweat. Beads of perspiration
appeared on his forehead and trickled down
his pock-marked visage, making his light
pink mascara run in rivulets towards his
black lipstick. Wally did a wobble in his
Carnaby Street plus-fours and began to
stutter. He enjoyed that, for it had beena short time since the last one. Then his
worst fears were realised as Marvin
stealthily dipped his hand into his sho~lder
bag (a fetching Bill Gibbs creation ca~led
'Shoplifter's Sackymundo') and pulled outa multi-coloured cardboard tube. He rolled
it seductively and then casually flicked off
the plastic top."D'ya want some?", he
enquired, raising one eyebrow and tilting
his head invitingly to one side, revealing
to all and sundry his lop-sided neck.
Wally began to back away nervously: "My
Mum warned me about people like you; I've
heard a~l about the damage you do to
When he awoke Wally found himself in today's youth. 'Smartie people are happy
unfamiliar surroundings, cars and taxis people' you reckon? Well, I've seen the
stopping and starting and tooting and results, addicts littered all ovpr the
hooting in possibly the biggest marmalade Underground, all emaciated ~nd tre~hling
Wally had ever clapped his hands on. Peering because Jim can't fix it. You people
productively into the distance, our should be sent to a pastille farm for ten
intraveneous hero thought he could see centuries by Geoff Boycott (equivalent
la street-name. still suffering from to three to four years, Ed) and see how
a degree on the Farenheit scale, w~ich was you get on there. I don't want anything
muchly clouding his vision, Wally could to do with you!" And with that last defi-
barely make out the letters. Gradually ant comment Wally turned smartly on his
however, as he put his clothes back on, he heel and marched straight into a tree .•.
realised in a jiff the mysterious hiero
glyphics were telling him (sotto Voce)t~at he was in the last resting place of
a group of turf accountants. After he had
had time to think, sneeze, cought belch,
fart, pick his nos~, squeeze a few zits
and compose Tchaikovsky's 1813 Underture,
Wally was all of a sudden overwhelmed
by a small man with round spectacles, a
pinched nose and a ponced-up hair-don'twho introduced himself. Several minutes
later as he was leaning on a lamp-post
yearning for a BBC report Marvin said:
IIHey man, d'you want some ...stuff?11
It was a beautiful summer day as Wally
stumbled home early one morning after a
night on the slates, painting the town
magnolia and all that jazz funk. "What Ineed is a whole bunch of an escapade",
wallied Wally while he wellied the water
in the kettle in his conceptual kitchen."I haven't touched the old blue stuff
for a good few hours, it should have
recharged itself by now", he thought to
himself, as he was wont. (Not a terminal
case, I hasten to subtract.) So off hebumbled to the farthest reaches of his
boudoir, which was no longer ticklish, not
now that he's dusted them. Composing
himself as if he were a beetroot, farmer
Wally let his machinating fingers loose
on a succulent lump of Turkish Blue ...
First Views
P is for PRUDEnce'
• Illl~__ !II=III_
Monday 12th will remain an important date
in the minds of this yearls freshers. It
offered the first opportunity to find out
whether Berridge Hall really is a converted
borstal, and the first opportunity to find
out whether the P really is ..well ..what isthe P?
That the P chose a converted borstal for his
first talk to us cannot be regarded as
significant of his attitude towards stud
ents. Perhaps it isn't, but the atmosphere
of moral probation proved to be a fittingenvironment for the p's talk.
He entered with a flourish and a round of
applause. In his own words IIquite a
dramatic entryll. For those who were unable
to attend (shame on you), he is a tall,
thin man, slightly effete, and with morethan an area of conservatism about him.
He began the lecture by naming the headingsunder which he intended to talk, for
something approaching 3 minutes each.
These were: Westfield and you, The role of
the P, London, Money, Alcohol, Drugs, andnoise.
Now, as regards Westfield and us, the P
went to great pains to emphasise our
position as members of the smallest college
in London (small' i~ beautiful), but also
as members of the largest University in
England (~is beautiful ). A briefmention of the fact that we are quite well
integrated into the community, and hemoved onto his role in all this.
It seems that the p is almost bereft of
any effective power. Do not let his title
mislead you ... the P is not a "Mr. Fixit"who can solve all your little problems.
In fact it seems rather unlikely that you'll
ever see him again; unless, of course, you
commit an indiscretion. 80 if you ever
have cause to complain about refectory
meals, thell.30 rule or anything else, don't
put the blame at the doorstep of our poor
old .P; he evidently can't do anything about
it, and the rules are there for your own
good anyway.
Next on the list was London, and the P
was really getting into his stride; arrrs
waving like a windmill, it was like
Larry Grayson meets Magnus Pike as he
fairly showered us with his words of wisdom. We are indeed fortunate to live in
this seething metropolis, the hub of theknown universe and not an lf2.0:.bsolute hole"
like Liverpool or even Manchester.
Evidently there were no representatives
of these great northern cities present
as there was no great outcry at this gross
misrepresentation. We are all urged to
take advantage of the cultural and aca
demic facilities available to us here,
which is quite correct, and I think we
should a~so try to avoid London'soccasional dodgy spots, like Brixton,
Shepherds Bush, the East End, the Dock
areas,Soho,etc •..They're probably full of
northerners anyway~
Money is a very important matter to all
students, and the P is an expert on
student finance, having 6 (count 'em)
children of his own (which revelation
earned him a round of applause, to which
his reply was: 11 it's easy when you know
how."I suppose it is; as long as it'sdone between 9am and 11.30). As we all
know, the student grant is more than
enough to support our frugal needs, and
the P sees no good reason why money for
the odd holiday should be included in the
grant; in fact, he deducts this amount
from his children's grant when he is mak~
ing it up to the full amount. Also, too
much is allowed for textbooks, and his
children must produce receipts in 'order to
claimback money on the books they must buy
an eminently sensible idea, particularly
in a large family. On borrowing money,
the P has one piece of advice..don't~In accordance with his advice concerning
Barclaycard I have, of course, .sh~eqded.
mine, and consigned the remains t; the
dustbin. Banks are after all, evil
organisations concerned on~y with getting
their hands on your grant (if yours has
actually arrived); that a grant cheque isuseless without somewhere to cash it is
irrelevant.
The P has the greatest sympathy for all
those who have to claim the major part of
their grant from their parents as he knows
they can sometimes be recalcitrant when
it comes to couqhing up; I'm sure his
own children also sympathise.
Alcohol is a drug: mentally destructive,
a severe social problem. "You studentsdrink far too much of it. So STOP IT ~"
We're not entirely to blame, of course;some of the blame lies with our alcoholic
parents who encourage us by having the
odd G&T (or even sherry, perhaps) in
front of us at home. In case you don't
know, the P has already told our parentsas much at the little talk he had with
them at the start of term. I'm quite
honestly shocked that the various
departments were allowed to pour sherrydown the throats of teetotal Freshers at
the departmental gatherings: And do you
know that some students spend as much as
£2 a week on drink1 Wanton wastage and
debauchery:
Drugs are extremely silly things tobecome involved with, and can be likened
unto a Barclaycard. The rate of interest
and debt becomes too high, and its a
short step to the gutter; so the P says.
Fortunately, this place has never had
any real problem w~th that sort of thing.
Sex. The P was rather vague on this
issue; "We have this 11.30 rule, and you
all know what that's all about, so I will
say no more ... 11 Well, by implication,
naughty activities are permitted between
the hours of 9 am and 11.30, assuming
you have time. The P not only runs this
place, but has found time to raise six
children, so it can be done: Just make
sure you have a good stop-watch.
Noise is something we all make, and is
best kept to a minimum, particularly atexam time; the most sensible words I've
heard the Putter.
The P concluded his talk with a mention
of the rumours about College closure. I
didn't find it particularly reassurinq
as it seemed to concentrate on the fact
that many other Colleges would go
bankrupt before we do. Presumably, we're
supposed to derive some comfort and
reassurance from the probability tha"t \Ye
won't be first to go. I~ fact, the Pwill b"e surprised if Liverpool Universit.yisn't in severe financial difficulties
by the end of this first year: It was
the P's largest side-step of the evening
~nd I don't think it put paid to anyone's
houbts about the suvivability of ',Vestfield.
It seems very much in the lap of the gods.
That was it. There was no open forum for
questions at the end, although the P made
himself available for individual questions.
I do hope we get another chance to meet the
P, as I was-n't entirely satisfied with the
impression I, for one, obtained from this
talk. As we left Berridge, the sky was
grey and it was raining-pathetic fallacy?
I hope not.
Andy R.
PS. You really should have gone ·to Exeter,not Westfield. The P tells us it has the
most beautiful campus.
ProblemsWHERE ARE MY PROBLEMS?
Having arrived on a rainy Sunday afternoon
looking forward to three years of wine,
women and song (and a modicum of wor~life was good. A pleasant room and a large
number of very attractive young women (aGd
men1) Names and faces began flying past
with ever-increasing speed, confusing an0bemusing but always entertaining. I cou:Ld
see myself really enjoying myself lcere.
Then came the first meetings with lecturers
and tutors and the beginnings of my now
enormous inferiority complex - I didn I t. haVE
any problems. I was being allocated peop1-e
for this problem and people for that proLleli
and I hadn't got any. I began looking arour.c
at ever'ybody and thinking, Ilr won(ler wha:ther problem is?" "r wond-er which pJ':oblem
solver he's been to see?" I checked my
bio-rythm chart, I read my starsr I loox2d
into my diary but nowhere could I fin~ o~twhen my problems would appear.
Then to cap it all, the trip to CUi-triO]
School and through the mill again, All
reassureing smiles saying 11Don It \.J(HI can solve your problems." A litt~:?from a happy, motivated but ~'·c~,Fresher PLEASE CAN I HAVE
NOW! :
M.A. Chapman
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~--~-Following firs~-=--_::"~:-.:. r~.":'ez--;.'cclS in the
last bastio~ c= ;~~~:.~: ~~~~~~~, the college
bar, the Heal~~ -_-=-_:..:. ..';~~ :::-.,:~--.:::;:~':: --;·;':'th ne':,'arrivals sigr.i~g :~ =:r =~~~=~:':"8~ar.G thestreet-credibi=-:"~·- =..:..:-_::. ...:..::: :':-.~-:' :"s e.ssentialfor a Westfielci 6.:"s::. "::-.:-.::,.,__::<,_ -.:;.
performance fro~ :::;"--=.r=r~s_::o:::-_:. =-=-_ :':-_2 BirdieDance- such a -~!2rSi5.:':=-::: '=,=.:. := :.:-_e .?eople1•Oxbridge rejects :';E:r~ ~~s: _::"_::::-:=-:::e...lce in
those crazy boat r~:-=-.:::-, .....:-_:..::-. .:.:...:. :luch tobreak the ice bet·,·;e:=:..-.?::-~s::-_~:::-=3.:_':: seasoneCl.
Westfieldians li~e ~~~ :~~ :..~:~r ~icture.
Another day of~e.;:~eral acclimatization for
new arrivals, back for lcoffee and danish'
for some,or strolls around Hampstead for
others. MeanHhi~e the lively few were maki.ngtheir first (and only?'.;encount~er with the
Caroline Skeel Library. The~ in the eveningthe film society regaled everybody with anintroduction to the alternative lp' in the
guise of I Monty Python I s Life of Brian', cl
resounding success for all concerned
including Eastern Electricity?
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Cartoons:
Simon Williams
=_--=:"05 .!l..ustin..'::":':0 ;;;:-'3.nden.
.-::~,; ,,'-:::lonAllchorn.
". ,~~::= stood outside the JCR and
co",:: =~;sly at the slow-moving queues
_::=",~ore Avenue; they had been through
." '-~ ~~=ore and could sympathise with the;,"c~--=c~:: Freshers of 1981 who were now
;c:-,,-c=~~:: in the web of chaos and confusion
" __ c~ur first day at College.
A day of rest to recover ano take stock of
all that ~as happened tc you thus far. Isit really only five days since you joined
the ranks of the s~udent class? Plenty oft_illle,to che-ck o.nt~th~ infornlation in the
Handbook relating to pubs, wine bars, etc.More coffee and for the lucky few, meetings
with tutors and lecturers over sherry and
wine. Everyone is walking on one leg in
anticipation of the following d.1Y'shighlight; the. Hop:
The word IISquash" took on a whole bunch
of a new meaning tonight as the xefectorywas "full of tables" as the clubs and
societies touted their wares. 'Time Out'
was there,as was the All England Travel
Club, and the world famous Tim Scurley of
Griffin-land (think about that one all youMidland Bankers) .
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That was f 'IQ WQl~k ••..hcn yoli learnt moreabout yourself than dny Census form could
tell YOlliWhC'll ;lJl your former inhibitionsdisl1})pl~C1r('d in an alchoholic hc1ZC and Ill'''''
friendsilips wcrC' forged over coffee dnd ,1gdlllC' of h~nnis. You will llCVl'r QXl)(?riencl~allyt-hillq like' Fr(~shc-r's WC?ckogain unlessyou tldSS your exalllS next SUlllIllC'rZllld comeback lo College c,lrly as all Icxpcricl1ccd'Fresher I s Guide, ( but who llL'C ~ ~ ...• _ ~ ~.,)
Here i t_ is ~ Yes it is! The climax of a wholesummer's "·.'or:';'for Danny and his merry men --'and who said he was a quick worker? Anundoubted financial success for W.e.D.S.,andthe cro •.".'ds \\'110 flocked into the Refectoryseemed to 2.i'"1jOY themselves, ( in spite of a
tr" ~ nasty bottle-throwing incident) as 'TheSensible Jerseys' played their farewell gig
~ in an atmosphere chargpd, \'1itll nostalgia andgrievous bodily harm, ably supported by the
'l'-1odettcs I and I We Expand Sideways I. (Nooffence, Tim~ ).
More introductions, more coffee and theemergence on campus of bog-eyed History
students in a state of post-exam euphoria ..
Yes, the academic year has begun at last·and grant cheques are conspicuous in theirnon-arrival. In the evening everyone donnedtheir checked shirts and cowboy boots and
bounced around to the country sounds of
'Nel~ie the Elephant' at the Barn Dance.
I shall now be re-casting all the parts in liThe
Women of Troy." We will probably be performing the
play in February in a Fringe Theatre near College,
but as yet things are still very vague. Anyone is
welcome to audition including existing cast members.
There will be notices up about it in the near
future. The production will be entered for theNational Stud~t Drama Festival.
Dawn Austwick.
There was far too much to see and do,with well over 700 shows on in the
three weeks of the Fring~ Festival
representing over 400 companies.
Westfield's two productions were!
"therefore, in hot competition with
everything else. Despite, or perhaps
because of, the biggest Fringe everr
the audiences were down! with some
shows playing to an audience of nil.
Neither of our plays ever had to suffer
quite such a bad house, though r'KillingThe Punchline" came close on the second
night, playing to the playwright's
brother, an unknown paying punter and
the critic from liThe Scotsman", the
latter of whom, thank God, liked it
as you Can see from the reviews which
our Editors assure me are going to be
printed alongside this merryreminiscence.
Speaking of which! (reviews that is)
picture the scene if you will and ifyou can: 1 am in a rruiet -back street in
Edinburgh, the Punchliners are on their
way to the Fringe Club for much needed
alcohol and cough drops, only to be
Such were the sacrifices of personal
comfort (six to a bedroom~) made by the
intrepid company of Trojan Women and
Punchliners who hit the Edinburgh Fringe
with such force and vitality back in
August. If you detect a trace of
sarcasm in the latter comment give
yourself A- for observation. It was
FUN. The privations and petty
inconveniences inherent in twenty people
sharing a three-bedroomed flat paled
into insignificance next to the sense
of group achievement when the reviews
came out. Edinburgh was expensive!
excessive and exciting. We lived a
ridiculous life - rehearsing or watching
plays, films, street shows almost every
~inute. Any spare seconds were! of
Having gone to bed at 4am being woken at8 to the musical delights of Marcus
Whitfield singing !IIn The Midnight Hourll
and the dawn chorus of IlCome along!
Troj an Women ~'Iloses its charm after awhile. To tell the truth, such a
cacaphonous welcome to the day was never
exactly charming. Such was a typical
Edinburgh day begun. Lack of sleep
figured largely in our existence, as did
lack of space. The flat in which we
were staying became horribly full when
all twenty of us were crammed into every
available corner. The problem was
exacerbated by the inevitable and
inescapable queue for the one bathroom.
REVIEW FROM "THE SCOTSMAN"
~~e actors are in modern dress, but this
really makes no difference, since the playitself makes clear its eternal relevance.
~he chorus is cleverly given dancing and
=ime to perform, which match its references
jack to the history of Troy, and these
sections, while providing relief fron the
ever-darkening tragedy, have the eventual
effect of makin~ it seem worse by~omparison. Throughout, the disposition of
the actors about the stage is highly
effective. The best performance is that
of Katherine Thomas as Hecuba; she gives
the impression of a woman so sunk in
sorrow as to be beyond tears. The other
~ctors are also impressive, and Marcus
Nhitfield and Virginia Radcliffe carry off
well the conversation between the gods in
the prologue; oddly, a modern suit and
dress seem the most convincing attire for
them. This version of the play succeeds
in calling forth our pity.Coli
;"estfield College Dramatic Society are
;~esenting Euripides' tragedy in a new
"l::anslation by Stephen Halliwell, which
~ses simple, clear, yet forceful l~nguage/
~i=irably suited to this story of the
~itiable aspect of war. The production
=atches the words, and from the startling
je;inning it emphasizes the brutality of
~~e situation, both in the actions of the
~~nquerors towards the women and i.n the
j~eak but noisy oil drums that provide the
setting. The use of lighting is also good.
_.. Society took two plays to the
~~::.='~;~?estival Fringe this year.
-~."c',.,."::,,a translation of Euripedes'
.::~." ;';~=2-"l of Troy" by Stephen Halliwell,~ =~~ssi~s lecturer at Westfield, and
~ ~~~" jy our very own playwright Anne== ....:.=-=:..e~d.,called "Killing the Punchline".?s',-:,s',·;s of the two plays appear below,
~~~~=~sr.ied by assorted photographs and
~ ~~~s£ reminiscence of two weeks spent=-~~~~rue Thespians.
THE WOMEN OF TROY
confronted by a couple of Trojan Women
hooting smugly "Have you seen the
reviews?lI, knoHing full well that we
neither had, nor could have. This
omission was soon'remedied by spreadingtIThe Scotsmanll over the tarmac and
crowing with delight to the complete
indifference of a passing panda car.
Much self-congratulation followed and
our return to our stylish, if cramped,
apartment in Dundas Street clutching
myriad copies of the aforementioned rag
was noisy and exultant in the extreme.
The only drawback to all this was that
the reviews came out in Friday's paper
and the plays finished their run on
Saturday. However, such minor irritants
could not cloud the sunny memories one
has when looking back from the grim
reality at wet Westfield to a blissful
fortnight of drugs*, drink and dramain the Athens of the north.
George Morley
*Cough sweets, what else?
Anne Caulfield
REVIEW FROM "THE SCOTSMAN"
KILLING THE PUNCHLINE
This is an excellent piece of theatrewhich achieves dramatic resonance with an
admirable economy of means. Julian Hussey
gives a convincing performance as Mike
Joyce who, living in a world of his own
make~gelieve, is eventually forced to face
the false layers of his own self. Gradual
admission of falsehood is both psycho
logically convincing and dramaticallyaccurate; and, that it is achieved
theatrically over' a relatively short period
of time is a 'compliment both to the writer,
Anne Caulfield, and to the director,
Ge0rgina Morley. The play is thoughtful
and thought~provoking, the writer avoids'self-indulgence, the lighting and props
are kept to a necessary minimum, and ~hesupporting actresses, Alison Main and
Jessica Martin, play with an assurance and
conviction that draws out the complexities
and power of the central character. This
three-hander by Westfield College (London
University) is a rewarding experience.
Raymond J. Ross.
reviews/whats onKING LEAR-Young Vic.
A generation has been weaned on
James Bolam,comic actor-Bolam asthe rather unsuccessful half of
that duo in'The Likely Lads' ,and
more rBeently,as the philosoph
ising Figgis in 'Only When I Laugh'
Being of that generation,it seemed
the height of incongruity to find
that Mr.Bolam had ventured away
from such typecasting into
Shakespeare I s I King Lear'. (Young
Vic). I approached the whole even
ing with trepidation-I came away
inspired! Bolam as Lear gave a
totally convincing performance,
grasping with ease the complexity
of the character with his myriad
emctions. He was ably assisted in
his task by good performances 1rom
Judy Wilson Joanna Dunham(Goneril
aICe Regan respectively), as the
spiteful,money-grabbing,power
seeking daughters of Lear,who ~pheld the sense of evil which I
found sadly lacking in Edmund(the
bastard son of Gloucester) ,who is'
the instigator of much of the
wrong doing in the play. In this
role Greg Martyn gave a competant
performance,but I would query the
judgement of director,Frank Dunlop,
in the interpretation of this cha~
racter as an ego-tripping fop.
Bathos in the tragedy is an essen
tial element, serving to r~lievethe harrowed minds of the audience
and simultaneously increase ~hetension-in 'Lear' this element'is
fulfilled by the fool,and to a
certain degree by Lear himself.
Edmund ~s a major source of evil
in the play,he has to be present
edas such to give substance to the
tragic element. In this production
his popinjay antics very nearlv
turned tragedy to farce. - -,
SHA.'<ESPEARE'S ROME- THE MERMAID.
Berc,are 1111es (director) in the programme
~or 'S~akespearels Rome' - an abridgedversio~ of 'Julius Caesar' and 'Anthony
and Cleopatra' - argues that the idea
behine this production was to introduce
speee and energy into the plays. Fair
~~ough; but when i} is at the expense ofcoher.3"1.cyand realism. I begin to have my
doubts. For anYGne who does not know the
plays ';'1el1 the evening can only prove
harrowing, as one tries to follow the
play's events, whilst to someone, like
myself, who knows the plays well, the8onda~sation seemed a gross injustice~
Could it be though 'that like a child who
rej eets a new tqy ,.£~ran old one, becausethe latter is more familiar and offers
security, so this production impinges on
our conventional views of how Shakespeare
ought to be presented. I leave that forthe individual to decide for himself.
The only performances of note in 'JuliHs'Caesar' were Colin Bennett's lCassius' and
Gilbert Wynne1s Brutus', notable for their
energy and enthusiasm, which was all that
was left 'for the actors after the 'i-mmens
ly damaging cuts~
Carrr~enDu. S'autoy.s IICleopatra" was.l.tiqg:c-as~~ive and passionate, but she- was unable to
grasp convincingly the fluctuations of
mOO:: Hhich besiege this tempuous queen.
the major fault with 'Antony and Cleopatra'
(aside from the savagery of adaptation
which reduced a truly magnificent play
to the depths of mediocrity) lay in
Antony's partiality to his dressing gown,- -
which he wore even when he journeyed toRome to meet Caesar!I think this is stretch
ing1poetic licenses' a bit far, as I wond
ered at tim~s whether L was looking at Ant
ony 'the uriple pillar of the world' or
Joseph in his technicoloured dreamcoat!
This production's saving graces were mimedbattle scenes which illwninated that inter-
'minable clash of steel, and a superb set,'which was useG to the best effect.
).il"lell. Marsh.'
Rock Soc
Claudia would prefer you to wear your
pyjamas for a change on Saturday, 24th
October at the Rock Soc Disco.If you
go in your bedtime attire you'll get in
free but you might not get out again.
Otherwise it'll cost 25p for members
and SOp for non-members.
WCUS Ents Present:
The Chefs and the Mood Elevators in the
Main Refec on Friday 30th October at
S.30pm. Tickets £l.7~ in advance, £2
on the door,and there isn't going to ~ea late bar so come early if you want to
get pissed:
History Society
Tuesday 27th October
Find out about your adopted surroundings
by coming to hear Professor Thompson ofthe Institute of Historical Research
deliver a lecture entitled "Respectable
Hampstead, Happy Hampstead." This takesplace at Spm in the Audio Visual Room
in the library, although I would strongly
advise those of you with SOp to spare
to go to the buffet supper in the HistoryCommon Room at 7.30pm instead.
Tuesday 14th NovemberWestfield College History Society offer
you the chance to see "On the Razzle"
by Tom Stoppard at the National Theatre
for only £4.50 including travel there
and back. (Normally £7 a ticket)
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK
Great start, reasonable middle, predictable
ending, lots of fun if you don" t question
the credibility of the dia10gtie'.'A must
for model freaks - the New York long shots
are superb: Suspend your disbelief and
have an exciting couple of hours'.
THE FINAL CONFLICT,e-: ,
The final part of the Omen Trilogy, you'll
be relieved to hear, avoids the tackiness
of II and achieves a return to the more
haunting atmosphere of the first film.
Worth seeing if you like your Bible with
lots of blood and guts, but don't expect
accuracy in this Hollywood extravaganz~
based around a pretty unlikely
i~terpretatio~ of Revelations.
COMMENT
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-.-5.::":"e~y.
widespread economies would not be made
by converting halls into self-cater~ng
flats or by dispensing with them
altogether: in the first place people
like NUPE would jump to the rescue of
their member's jobs and in the second
a conversion plan would be. very expensive
and not likely to prove cost effective
in either the short or the long term.
This parent seems worried about the
effects which luxurious living in halls
will have on his daughter; but is he also
going to moan about the scruffiness of
the"Student tribe", their lack of moral
integrity and their p~nchant for
scrounging from the State for money
for more records and clothes? Being a
student certainly does not teach you
how to treat your IIservants", as this
parent suggests it does; if anything,
it will teach you how to arrange yet
another overdraft to help you pay your
rent during the dark, cold and extr •.··,ely
hunqry months of winter .
•
Many of you will be wondering why
here is no mention, other than a few
rief references by messrs. O'Hara and
hepherd, of the situation in which
estfield College now finds itself.
I am of course refering to the rumours,
roposals or however you consider them,
bout the merger between Bedford and
ings Colleges and the suggestion to'
integrate certain faculties (namely
rts and $ciences) of Westfield, Chelsea,
,ueen Mary and Royal Holloway Collegesn a site at Royal Holloway in Egham,
Surrey. .
brief outline of these proposals
ppeared in "Tl1e Times" last Thur~day,
and a meetinq was held on Friday to
hscuss ways of.imvlementinq the proposals
oncerning B~dford and Kings. whe:1sked by the President to make a state~
ent about the proposals, the Principal
s.tated that he felt Bedford College had
"behaved abismallyll towards us, but
lateL sent me a message through his
ecretary to say he felt it .1 too 'earlyllo make a statement at the moment.
s a result of this, no official line has
et been taken. Hopefully, by the time
he next issue of !lW.C." appears we willave something more official than the
IS assurances that Westfield is not in
ny danger of'losing its automomy or evenf closure.
-
Students will welcome these cuts as an
:opportunity to make fuller use of what
~ondon has to offer on their limited budqet.~~e increase in rates which has been caused
are a necessary penalty to be paid in the
struqgle to create a more equal society in
-.:hichto live. It cannot be wrong for
those who have more than enough to meettheir own needs to subsidise those who
~8 not in ~rder to improve the general
~uality of life. All in all, these are fair
~ares, and an important step towaras
~uilding the kind of 'socialist' societyin which one would wish to live.
~=."'::.:-alPress has bee- -
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Dear Editors,
OUR "CHR 1ST/AN"WESTF/ELD
Though still a little bewildered I have
decided to answer your plea for letters
for W.C. by presenting a colle~tion of
IT':' thoughts and experiences during my
first week at College.
I was one of many to arrive at 2:00pm
on the Sunday, and queued for what
seemed an age. Finally I was shown to
my room by a very sweet girl, who bade
me go to the first C.D. meeting of term.
My room was cozy and comfortable,
(though I can hear people at night throughmy wall. I cannot catch their conversa
tion) .
On Monday more fellows arrived, and I
busied myself making my room into my
home for a year. That afternoon I made
myself familiar with my neighbours over
tea, and walked around the College gardens
- delightful. However, that evening, what
would have been a perfect introductional
day at Westfield was ruined when I went
to the bar for a lemonade. A disgusting
display of vulgarity at itls most blatant
- there is no need for this sort of thing.
When the fat boy made to show all his
bottom, I left hastily. As I got to the
door I heard a strange cry - the meaning
of which someone could perhaps tell me :
"Turkeys out".
On Tuesday I went to two tea parties, and
a very lovely meeting in Maynard, of the
Christian Union. Afterwards, come eventidej
I again went to refresh myself at the bar,
where I bought a lemonade. I had hardly
taken a sip before someone yelled from the
corner of the room 1IGo for it'!, and "Dog
'em in." Such expressions are not in my
vocabulary, so I can only hope they are
not ungodly. I like to think that I ambro~-minded, but I aqain was aaain forced
leave the bar hurridly when a young man
tipped my drink into the ash-tray and
uttered some very disgusting words. Has
anyone suggested the banning of alcohol at
the College, it is, after all, only a
minority who drink intoxicating beverages.
~ Wednesday, full of trepidation, I attendee
my first lectures. They were marvellous,
and I met some jolly people, they are good
eggs. We had tea together, and resolved to
make this College proud of itls Christian
heritage. I dClred not venture out of my
room .3.fterdark, save to bid my neighbour
Cl. croodniqht. I injured my le9 very badly
while pr,'l.yinqthat night, RS I knelt on adrawinG pin.
Thu"!lsday pClssed quietly. I went to the
shops, and bought Cl. Bible and a specialCUSllioll to kneel 011.
Fridcry was jolly, I had tea with my good
friends and went early to bed. I woke up
at ::::.10 am to hear Z1rhyt.hmic creaking and
qroanincr from l1t."xtdoor. The poor qirl
lllustIVl.vebeen IL'lvinqnightmares. I
knocked on her door to check her heal t.h, but
c'lfterhe~lrinq an ol1th in her sleep I took
friqllt, lest she was in some way possessed.
On S'-1tllrdc1Ymy friends ,l.ndI went into
London cC'ntre. What.:'l.jolly place it is,
thouqh w(~ we're wl,rriC'd (to say the least)
when wC' could not find ,l.sinqle church in
Oxford RO.l.L1.That pvC'ninq wC' hc'lLla
sinq-sonq with our Christian Union friends,
,lnd.pLlnnC'd .l.tC':J.party which promises to
be ,1 bclnquet. I dm so very harpy I chose
to COIllf' to \vestfield, .l.Sit is a pleasant,
h.-'lp'PY,C',l.rL'frl"l'P 1.1.Cl;:"' , but I have learnt
SOllll'v;'llu'lblelessons already. If our
,ll',lquc'l,f frir-nds has it I sway, however,
110 otller first-year will find herself in
slll~hpositions <l.SOCCl.Jrin the bar at
present. I promise' you, wc will stamp
l)Ut VlllqClYity .l.tthis C'olloCle, so help US~ ~
Morris.P.R.
!HATS OFFI
Dear Neil r-
jTRY/NG AGAIN 'I
I am disgusted. Last year I submitted
an article to W.C. magazine, and it was
not printed. Now, with a new editorial
team, I will try once more.
Dear w.e. Editors,
"Hats off" I say t.o all those fun 2nd and
3rd ~,7earsh'ho have made my first week at
West field lust one hell of a laugh. I
ioined the Darts Club, the England Travel
Club and best of all the Christian Union,
I'm told that these Clubs are the best for
jolly good times.
P.S. Who is Bon -,and why is he lthebestest1j
vincent Jones
(1st yr GermanlHebre\v)
1 TOO LATE?/
I like the bar. I think it is nice.
like Steve Webb ICRuse he chose the colou~s.
I like Stiq and Dave and Kev: they're fun
people. I like that young man who keeps
taking photos of people (he dresses welltoo), in fact I like Westfield.
I hope this letter gets published, and is
not censored by some pet~-minded editoras was the case last year.
I fecI I 11~ve st~rtcll life ~t West field
()t d dis,ll1V,lllt'lljl'.I 'veqot~ ,1 brother '('re
who's just the lit.tli..'st('VL'r. Ldst yc,1r
'('WC~llti1way to Fr,tI1Cl'dIlllupset i..'vcryone
tlle'ye',1(' S,'tysthl' WOI1li..'IlWere the horriblC'st
but 'e IWl'llt for itl ,1nyw,lY, ,HId 11l)Wle'sbaCK orqc1l1isin(1 ('vnryt"hinllfrom l1drts (''It.
which '(~IS the worsti_:c:t)to sc11,-,('11trips toWd t ford. It 8l'('1118 I c I S I qoinq for it'dq,lin, cclusinq 'n ,111101111t of trouble ,llld 1con!~css I doni t" lib' it.
DC'dr Editors,
Remember - when God made woman, he
hadn1t tasted spare-ribs Chinese-style.
YlHlrsC'udth' fC'1rd Minor.
Noah Shepherd.
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~- -EMERGENCY!
DIAL 333
The recent article in the Times concerning
the merger of Bedford College and King's
College came as a complete surprise to me.
Dear Editors,
It has been said, by one of our number,
that a woman1s place is on her back.
Whilst whole-heartedly agreeing withthis statement I must stress that the
"Campaign for No Rights for Women" (CNRW),
has very serious aims - to reduce the
woman's role in todayls society to one of
a subserviant performer of menial tasks,
such as their mentality dictates. I
sincerely hope that this letter will not
I was not surprised to find that most be treated as a comical item, as CNRW
academics and staff of the two Colleges knew is quite determined to fulfil it'snothing of the proposals either. It now ambitions as best it can. We are a
seems that the proposals regarding the West- small group of people, though our member
field/Bedford merger no longer apply and so ship is growing in number and resolution.
Westfield is out on a limb. We are based in North LondoD, and have
a number of students in our ranks. If
you are interested please leave me a note
in my pigeon-hole, and I will contact
you. Membership is free but you are
expected to partake in some levents'.
The Government can close this College of
ours, and will do so unless we act very
quickly. The time has come to stop making
claims such as lIthey'll never close us down,
we1ve got a Royal Charter,ll and to get on
with the job of making serious economies.
For those of you not in the know, Bpdford
and Wcstfielc1 h~ve be0n t~lkinq ilbollt
closer colli:lbori1tion for yanks i'lndeveryoIle'
t_houqht thRt onc.' nay they would Illcrqe.All small co1lp(1C's {'Irostruqqlinq to st.~y
C'conomicd.lly vidblc' SC) forqinq I_inks between
the slTlid1 1cdque collC'q~~s m,''IkC'sqoad sense.
I ATTENTION IWho saw the Times on Wed 14th, theGranniad on Thurs 15th and the Abu Dhabi
Gazette on Fri 16th? All c~rri0d pieces
about Cl. merger betwE:~pn Red foro ColleqC'
and Kings.
Tlli..' people drcfl't- It,,ppy ,1I1d my Mum'swor, i.('d 1-00.
IJowever HC'dford ddmin bCCillHC'fecl up with
our bclovC'c1 Gyy'ln. BrYlIn is intent. on
hCfcominq somc'tllinq biq in the Universityi1nc1 so i f ,1ny tnC'rqc'y took p 1(lee, he' walll clhave to hC';Hlit dnd t ,1KC'illl t-It(~cyed it.Bedford wouldn't h(~lp our qlcyry boy so
Bryan lost intc'rC'stdud cOllscqlH'nt1yW('st-fic'ld lost out. Kinqs ,llld B('dford look.
like-' nmninq but WC'stfii..'ld wi 11 lldV(, tostruqq 1 i..'.
It is foolish to talk of cuts such as two
weeks unpaid leave for all staff, or the
ridiculous idea of selling off plants from
the greenhouses to College members to make
a bob or two for the College. We can shoutand scream all we like about "Britain needs
Universities" - of course it does, but
Thatcher and her insane Government remain
convinced that the Universities have had it
too good for too long. Unless we do some
thing drastic now, be it an instant merger
or the closing of departments, we can
expect that in two or three years that allthe staff at Westifield will be out of a
job. The problem will never get any better,decisions need to be taken at once without
being thrown from committee to committee
which will mean months of delay.
IN MY LIVERPOOL HOME THANKSThe words of thee song just about say it all:
Liverpool is a warm and friendly city
which you can justifiably call your "home".
However, it would appear from his talk t?
Freshers that the Principal of this College
does not hold the northern provinces in
high regard. Rather, he is of the opinion,
it would seem, that Liverpool is nobbut
a slag-heap and its University naturally
high on the list for the proverbial chop.
I would therefore like to put the record
straight for the intelligent readers of
this magazine.
Firstly, Liverpool University is a slag
heap neither in physical appearance nor
in academic standing. The buildings in
Mount Pleasant are attractively modern
and include the University bookshop, Parry's,which is second to none. Some faculties
are housed just up the road from the Roman
Catholic Cathedral and the Everyman which
are the products of an earlier generation
and look smart and permanent - no danger of
them disappearing in the near future. Thehalls of residence are located in the
posher suburbs, for example Crosby, and
students can look out over the playing
fields of Merchant Taylor's School, one
of the City's public Schools.
Academically, Liverpool is one of the
handful of places in the UCCA scheme to
offer a COurse in Vetinary Science, andis much acclaimed for its facilities at
Leahurst near Chester. The other
departments are also of the expected high
standard, and it is interesting to note
that Dr Thwaites and Co. thought highly
enough of someone there to offer him the
QU EST IONNA IRE
Chair in History at Westfield. And on the
sporting front, Westfield has recently
produced one footballer who is currently
on Brighton's books; Liverpool's more
recent graduates include Steve Heighway
(formerly of Liverpool and Eire) and Steve
Coppell (Manchester Utd and England) .
Liverpool as a city also compares wellwith London in terms of all-round acheiv
ments - and I'm not just talking aboutdock strikes. There are two road tunnels
under the Mersy now, whereas London has
a few bridges (even though they scld oneof them~): there are two twentieth centuryCathedrals, the most recently completed on
being the biggest in the country. Thereare two football teams who have done a'
much, if not---more than, all the tin-potLondon teams put together, and their
fans do not fight with each other on 'Derby
days.
Liverpool is renowned for its sense of
humour and for its music, and such is
the friendliness of the place that oneeminent Scotsman (and remember that Scots
are normally loyal to their clans and their
homeland) ad9pted the city as his home:
"I thank God for the wonderful people
of Mersyside. The attitude of the people
of Liverpool towards me and my family
is stronger now than it ever was. I
never cheated them and they've never letme down."
I bet Dr Thwaites couldn't say that with
any degree of conviction about London. Now
there is a slag-heap of a city:
Chris Austin
As ever, the final editorial word must
be one of thanks to all those worthies
who fought to keep their eyes open all
night whilst preparing this issue.
The early birds
Sal,
Sarah,
Vicky,
Simon (for looking);
To those who nearly stood the pace but
left before the dawn hysteria set in,
namely
Simons
(Allchorn and Williams) ;
And to those who lasted until 7.30am
for plastic pints of Cor~flakes and
saw IW.C. I to its completion
Jacqueline Woolf (MSc),
Carol Broadey (Rag and Charities Somethin,
Andy Ravenscroft (Miscellaneous Fresher)
and
Chris Austin (Valiant Loser)
.with whom we look forward to sharing
many more breakfasts~
Kate and Neil
a) Poetryh) Short Stories
c) Other witty banalities--
11) Would you like a more comprehensive
what's-on guide for:a) Westfield
b) ULUc) London
d) Hampstead
e) Swiss Cottage
f) Golder s tereen
g) West Hampstead
(Do bear in mind that the magazine
only appears monthly.)
12) Do you have any suggestions for
changing/improving WC?
13) What is your general impression of WC?
201612
What would you consider writing?
Would you prefer a 12, 16 or 20 page
WC? (Remember that this depends a lot
on you as we need more contributions
to fill a greater number of pages.)
5)
8)
6)
7) Would you like WC to contain more:
a) Cartoons
b) Illustrations
c) ~!lotograp!ls
Would you like more:
a) Student related newsb) Other news
cl Topical featuresd) Interviews
e) Reviews
i) Westfield
Productions
ii) Other
Productions
9) Do you like WC to contain:l.l Have you contributed to WC before?
Yes No
2 ) If so, was your contribution printed?
Enough of this blather. Please be so kind
as to fill in this little questionnaire
and make any other suggestions about
how 'WC!" could be improved, remaining
within the 3/3/2 issues per term structure,and return it to the 'WC1 editor's
pigeon-hole outside the Union Offices.
'We would be very interested to hear
from you what you think about 'WC'. Our
aim is to give you what you want from
your magazine ... so what do you want?
There are certain limitations, though
the funds for 'WC' that pay for its
printing and its production - letraset,
cow-gum, pencils etc come from College
and are limited, so we can't realistically
consider increasing the number of issues
unless you'd like to pay for the pleasure
of reading it and force us into an endless
round of touting for advertisers. And
whilst carrying on full~time degree
courses we couldn't work into the large
hours of the morning at the cost of our
Monday tutorials too often, could we?
3) If your contribution was not printed,
did this deter you from writing again?
Yes No
4) Would you like to have something in
print?
Yes Nod) -Serious Articles
10) Would you like more reports from:
a) Westfield's Sport's Teams
b) Clubs and Societies
Yes No