A Girls Prayer

Lord

Before I lay me down to sleepI pray for a man, who’s not a creep,

One who’s handsome, smart and strong,One who’s willy’s thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,When promises to call, he won’t wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,And when I spend his cash, won’tbe annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,Massages my back and begs to do more

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind.

Knows just what to say, when I ask“How big’s my behind?”

One who’ll make love till my body’s a twitchin,

In the hall, the loo, the garden andkitchen!

I pray that this man will love me no end,And never attempt to shag my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,I hope you will answer my prayer.

Amen

The End