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Lily Mason
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M argaret O’Meow was a filthy, hording, crazy cat lady,
or that is what her neighbours thought of her.
She had gloomy little glasses sitting right on the end of
her nose, which was so perfectly pointy, children for miles
around were scared she would pop their balloons just by
looking at them.
She has sticky up hair, that so sticky that every piece of
*dandruff she had ever had was still stuck in her hair. Large,
sticky lumps of it hung onto each wisp of her greasy hair
ewwwwwwwww!
When she shook her hair the sky would fill, like a
Christmas story, but you definitely would not want to make
a dandruff snowman.
ewwwwwww
*dandruff is dead skin cells clumped together in white pieces!
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Chapter 1
Margaret O’Meows always had a grimaced look on her face.
Not just a frown, more than a scowl, and more than just a
little bit sneery.
She was the grimiest, grumpiest, growliest, gaseous and
greediest woman you will ever meet!
Greedy! Oh Yes She IS! She doesn’t have one, like Tim
picky nose from no. 26. She doesn’t just have two like the
topsy twins on number 18. She doesn’t just have 3 like the
perfect Peter family. How many cats did Margaret O’Meow
really have?
Before I tell you this, please sit down, get your parents, a
cold glass of milk and a biscuit just in case*
Margaret O’Meow had so many cats that her hoover filled
up with cat furr fluff one HUNDRED times a day, her cat
litter pile outside her house was so high it could probaby
reach the height of mountain Everest! The postman had
to shovel his way through sticky cat poo and little balls of
paper soaked in stinky cat wee, just to get to her door.
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*Did you know that sugar can help when you are in shock!
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Each week on a Wednesday morning at 3.03am (or that is
what had spread around school) Isobel Insomnia had seen
65 and half lorries arriving with food for her cats!
Margaret O’Meow loved the sound of her cats, she had so
many, that you could hear them from the top of the iffel
tower and even from the Sydney Opera House. Where once
a concert for the Australian Royal Family had to be stopped
because of all the racket of Margaret O’Meows stinky cats!
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Nobody really knew exactly how many cats Margaret
O’Meow had but the cat delivery man had once told
Charles, Mum’s, sister’s, autnties, nephews, child’s counsins,
Mums, friend that he had seen at least
One Hundred or more
Cats!
Chapter 2
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milk, milk & more milk
One morning Margaret O’Meow was strolling purposely on
her way down to Tescos. She was wearing a massive purple
dress, with claws poking out from under the stratchy fabric.
Not a single human being would get anywhere near her. She
had her big fluffy rimmed coat wrapped around her that
went all the way down the floor and down the pavement
like a giant scruffy bride. Except Margaret O’Meow looked
like no other bride the children ever seen.
Since Stella was an itty bitty little baby she has tried
and tried to peer inside the old black scratched door of
Margaret O’Meows old crooked house right at the very very
bottle of her road.
One day Stella was watching from her bedroom window,
peering towards Margaret O’Meows door, hoping to finally
get a glipse of what on earth was behind that fearsome door.
She heard a loud creek, she opened her window as wide
Chapter 2
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as she could to get the perfect view behind that door, the
door she had been waiting her whole life to see behind.
Her heart was pumping, her hands were sweating and her
brother Charles was loudly munching a packet of biscuits,
“shhhhhhh” she shouted, Im concentrating! Stella wasn’t
going to miss this for anything.
Talk about what Stella imagined would be in the house,
worried about the cats.
She heard click clack of of Margaret O’Meows black lace up
boots which appeared in the crack of the door. With a swish
swash of her giant purple dress, the door swang open at the
same time a huge bolt of lightening struck the street and
massive gust of wind blew the door slammed shut.
Their scary neighbour was now stood, outside her house
with a giant wave of cats clambering all over her and riding
on the back of her long ripped up vale like coat, like a magic
carpet.
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There were so many cats you couldnt see which tail belonged
to which cat but......One gargantuan black cat, the size of
a beach ball wrapped around Margaret O’Meows head
like the biggest furry hat you have ever seen. Infact Stella
remembered she had seen a hat like this when she visited
the Queen on a school trip last yearand saw the changing of
the guards. At that moment Margaret O Meows beedy eyes
darted towards Stella’s window.
Stella and Charles, well mostly Stella, because Charles
was still eating his bicuits. Flung the curtains shut, went
downstairs into the basement and locked themselves in.
Stella was so angry that once again, she didn’t get to see
inside Margaret O’Meows mysterious looking door.
While Charles was looking at Margaret O’Meow and her
fearsome bunch of cats.