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Part-time faculty received a $50 raise per semester hour this fall--tbe first raise in nine years--but according to many teachers, it's just not good enough to blanket other problems. "It's too little too late," said Larry McGill, part-time physical education instructor.

The raise brings part-time pay up to $525 per semester hour, but other complaints revolving around what many say is inferior treatment compared to full-time faculty still

4 exist. "The problem is twofold," said Ben A very,

a part-time speech and journalism instructor at MSC. "We have no job security, (part-time instructors are required to reapply for their jobs each year), and the chairs are given a standing edict not to give a reason when

... they dismiss a part-time instructor." Another unexpected issue came up this summer when

teachers found their jobs advertised in The Denver Post. "We're like non-people," said McGill, who has taught

at MSC for 22 years. "Even though we are part-time, we are more permanent than most administration."

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. . Last semester, part-time instructors formed ,...__a union to collectively voice their concerns. "It has made everyone aware there's a problem," said McGill. "We do more for the school than most full-time faculty."

mstructor and a part-time instructor for purposes of benefits. As far as the posting of positions in The Post goes, we are required by federal mandate to post all our available teaching positions until we establish an appli­cant pool that contains protected class individuals. We post all of our available position, including those for full-time instructors," he said. Both CU-Denver and CCD post available positions as well.

"I've had a disct!S.5ion with two members of the part­time faculty, and I'm looking into their concerns," Brewer said. "At this point, I'm not going to take a position until I get some more facts.°'

Provost/Vice President of Academic Affairs Tobin Borrozo says that the college's treatment of part-

. time faculty is mandated by state and federal guidelines ~ regarding benefits and affirmative action.

"The real issue here is definition. The state requires that we define exactly the difference between a full-time

Nonetheless, part-time concerns are hiJ?h on newly­elected MSC president Dr. Thomas Brewer's list.

And Barozzo is quick to point out the importance of MSC part-time instructors. "Metro depends greatly on our part-time faculty, without whom we could not offer the same courses with the same expertise," he said. "We do value part-time faculty, and if we were not forced by the state to make the distinction, we would not." o

Brewer asks students to reach beyond classroom Jana Cohlmia Associate Editor

Newly elected president Dr. Thomas Brewer sits at the helm of what he considers

J to be a thriving urban institution, one that he says can only get better.

"It's all a growing process," he said during a recent interview. "The same concept that is applied to students can be applied to education - it's a lifelong process and you never stop learning."

+ Before he jumps into the fire, and the growing pains that accompany it, he's spending his first few months "getting to know" the ~allege, students and faculty. But Brewer isn't a man to wait around too long.

"I've always been leary of walking into an it" institution with a ready-made agenda. But

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I'm not afraid to ruffle any feathers." While Brewer isn't giving many clues into

bis plans for Metro's future, he described his commitment to the role between the college and the community.

"Metro is a partner in this community and can work to help the community with urban problems."

Brewer believes that because of Metro's location, students have an opportunity to achieve an education outside the classroom. In order to sieze the opportunity, he sug­gested that students be required to serve community service hours as part of their degrees.

"It's part oflearning to be a person, defin­ing values and realizing you're part of a world beyond a job."

Brewer comes by his dedication to urban

institutions from past administrative and teaching experience, most recently at Geor­gia State University where he was vice pres­ident of Academic Affairs. He received his doctorate in history from the University of Pennsylvania. He said he would like to teach a history class once he gets settled, but jok­ingly added that he "might give the history

. department a bad name." Brewer believes the quality of teaching in

the history department is representative of Metro's strength - the faculty. He said his belief that education is a continual growth applies to faculty as well as students.

"The faculty will be engaged in lifelong learning . .. and it's up to the college to support them," he said.

One way to support teachers is to pay them more, he said this year part-timers will

receive their first raise in nine years. Despite a strong faculty, Brewer says

Metro presents several cha lieges. He's count­ing on recent and ongoing degree program reviews to pin down the strengths and weak­nesses of individual areas of study. And from there, he says the college can build a better academic foundation.

With his long-range vision for the future success of Metro, it would seem the college has a president who plans to stick around. He also would like to see students get more than they traditionally bargin for.

"Metro should be a place where when students leave they know they have received an outstanding education," he said. "Educa­tion should prepare students to do some­thing and to be somebody." o

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• Inbound traffic on Auraria Parkway (Walnut Viaduct) detoured onto 7th St. southbound, Larimer St. eastbound, 9th St. southbound and Lawrence St . eastbound. 7th St. between Auraria Parkway and Larimer St. one-way southbound and under construction. Larimer St. between 7th St. and 8th St. one-way eastbound Larimer St. between 8th St. and 9th St. two-way.

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Lo mid-October. Kristin Hager ......._ Editor The project, designed to route traffic

around the north end of campus and close Lawrence and Larimer within campus lim­its, fell behind schedule when old founda­tions behind Wazee Street businesses needed to be filled in.

"We had a few soft spots in there," said Dean Wolf, director of the Auraria Physical Plant. "This problem is typically encoun­tered in areas that are being built over. But we hope to have local inbound traffic run­ning on the parkway in the very near future."

Cajetan's at 9th and Lawrence will access parking lots to students and visitors. A pedestrian walkway along Lawrence will connect the campus. Larimer Street will be closed to vehicles at least through 7th and 8th streets, though Wolf said anything further depends on RTD.

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Aurarla Parkway - Top photo depicts Wazee Street last year before construction began. bottom photo shows newly built Inbound lane of parkway. Completion Is slated for October.

Closed roads limit parking access Gabrielle Johnston News Editor

While construction around the campus this fall will not greatly reduce the number of parking spaces, drivers' frustration will be at a maximum due to the limited access to some parking lots.

"There will be about the same number of spaces this fall as last fall. Getting (to the spaces) will be the difficult part," said Randy Ready, transportation coordinator of Auraria Higher Education Center.

Construction of the Auraria Parkway will cause the closure of Larimer and Lawrence streets, and as a result, Seventh Street will become qne way southbound and Eighth Street will become one way northbound near campus.

Daily fee lots A through E will be the most affected by construction, as these lots'

entrances will be relocated. This will force drivers to enter off New Walnut Street, via Fifth or Seventh street.

Ready said the hardest time to find a parking space will be between the hours of 8 a.m. and 11 a.m., at which time parking spaces will be virtually unavailable.

He suggested students either arrive early, or find alternative ways to get to school, such as using the Mile Hi Shuttle or a car pool.

In addition to parking problems, rates in the daily lots have increased 25 cents, and monthly rates have increased 25 percent.

The increase in rates is because of the planned construction of a four-story parking structure scheduled for completion in 1990, as well as the purchase of three blocks of land west of lots B and C also to be used for parking. Theses two projects will create an additional 1700 to 1900 parking spaces at an estimated cost of $18 million. D

According to Joe Seitz, resident engineer for the Colorado Department of Highways, the near future translates into the end of next week, as Wazee traffic will be moved onto the new parkway to build outbound lanes in September.

"The completed portions you see now will be all inbound at the project's comple­tion, and outbound lanes will be all inbound at the project's completion, and outbound lanes will be built over what is now Wazee," he said. "However, if you are taking the viaduct (eastbound from 1-25), you will still be detoured through campus until the pro­ject is complete."

Demolition of the Lawrence Street via­duct will also be coming to a close in early fall, with a projected completion date of mid-September. Wolf said AHEC had hoped to put out a bid this year for the final project, a pedestrian mall on Lawrence through campus, but winter will put that off until next year.

"With the opening of the parkway pushed back to October, there won't be enough time to start any construction before the bad weather setsm. Hopefully, all campus con­struction (related to these projects) will be done a year from now," he said.

When completed, a turnaround by St.

"We're still working with RTD to figure out the most effective way to service bus routes to campus," he said. The 0 and 15 routes currently run commuters from down­town Denver directly to Auraria along Larimer.

But nearby traffic problems will not be over with completion of the Parkway and surrounding areas. The city of Denver is advertising bids in early September for the reallignment of Speer Boulevard, just east of campus. When completed, Speer will no longer pass but will parallel the height of Wazee Street, soon to be the Parkway.

"I would estimate that construction will begin on Speer in November, to be com­pleted by the end of 1989," Seitz said.

One bright point for students and taxpay­ers is that all Parkway-related projects have remained within their $4.9 million budget. AHEC has invested $2 million into the parkway, with Denver and the state picking up an additional $2.9 million of the tab.

Other monies given by Auraria, Denver and Colorado needed to bring the Larimer viaduct into existence bring the total up to $6,7 million. o

Computer thief answers student government 'ad'

Chad Morris Government Editor

Student government members won't get much use at all from their new IBM Model 50 Personal Computer. Th~ computer (or at least most of its com­

ponents and software) was stolen from the Student Government offices in the Student Center sometime over the weekend of July 23-24, according to a report filed with the Auraria Public Safety Department July 27 by MSC Student Vice-President Stacy Sagara.

The computer was kept in MSC Student President Bruce DeWitt's office, inside the suite of offices used by Student Government. Both the office and the main door were locked at the time of the theft. Neither the doors nor the locks showed any sign of forced entry, the report said.

This indicates that the thief probably had a key, said Pat Calkins, Metro's representa­tive to the Student Advisory Committee to the Auraria Board (SA CAB). If that is true, the thief may be a member of Student Government, she said.

However, Calkins also said that a faulty door leading from the government offices to the third floor patio could have let anyone in. Unless pulled firmly closed, the door does not latch, she said.

To add more support to the idea that someone got in to the office without a key,

Calkins said handprints were found on the portion of a wall dividing the office from a common area. That could mean the thief removed some ceiling panels and climbed over the wall and into the office, she said.

Both Calkins and Martin Norton said that members of the MSC Student Government opened the boxes containing computer equipment about two days before the theft and began installing software.

Norton criticized their actions, saying they should have waited until a specialist from IBM came in to hook it up.

"We were just advertising that we had a computer to steal," said Calkins.

Among the components stolen were the central processing unit (CPU), the keyboard and several software packages. The total value of the items stolen is around $4000.

Chances of replacing the computer any­time soon are not good, said Norton. While funds had been allocated to insure the equipment, a policy had not been taken out.

It may be possible to replace the equip­ment through Auraria's Building Contents Insurance, said John Utterback, MSC busi­ness manager. However, he added that he can't act until the police report is filed with his office and a claim is then made to the State Division of Risk Management.

At present, there are no suspects in the case, but Auraria Public Safety and the Campus Safety Committee are both con­ducting investigations into the theft. D

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Simmons Energizes Auraria Mlryam Wiiey Reporter

Denver's hot summer required lighter clothes, but a visitor on campus recom­mended going stark naked.

"If you really want to lose weight, eat dinner naked," slim and tan Richard Sim­mons said to a crowd of 450 gathered in the gym at the Physical Education building.

Simmons, a physical fitness expert, mixed lecture and an aerobics class during a special summer event sponsored by MSC Student Activities on June 15.

As he led the enthusiastic crowd, he shouted:

"Unless you bum fat, you're always going to be fat. It will only get worse."

Formerly obese himself, Simmons said his nickname used to be "couch," and he joked about anyone's binges and tricks to indulge in food.

"Some of you have stolen food from children," he said, provoking laughter throughout the diverse crowd that packed the gym.

The author of many articles and books on fitness, Simmons, 40, makes no secret of his 138 pounds today, compared to the 275 pounds he weighed 20 years ago.

But his life changed when he found a note on his car windshield that read: "Fat people die young, please, don't die. Anonymous."

Ever since, he has been working not only on changing his body but on changing America's eating and exercise habits. He travels 200 days a year, giving lectures and teaching aerobics in an effort to motivate people.

On an interview given to a local radio station, he screamed into the microphone:

"Hi, this is Richard Simmons. Put down that doughnut right now."

Directing his speech at secretaries, he added:

"If you think squeezing your buns in your office is going to help you, you are w-r-o-n-g." D

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Foundation from one-time Episcopal Church excavated on Aurarla Campus.

Archeo/9gical dig unearths century-old Auraria history Eric Hobart Features Editor

King Tut's tomb it wasn't, but a summer campus archeological e~~yon dug up plenty of bricks, asphalt and history.

Several students in Dr. Johnathan Kent's Introduction to Field Archaeology School conducted an "urban dig" on Auraria's campus, looking for clues to the lifestyles of

the people who lived, learned and wor­shipped in this part of what was then the city of Auraria.

Dig participant D.J. Priest, an MSC senior and anthropology major, said the effort was aimed at trying to collect informa­tion about minority groups who populated the neighborhoods.

She said Chinese, German and Hispanic immigrants lived in the downtown Denver

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Double vision • Metro's football club gears up for the upcoming fall season.

Awards keep memories alive Eric Hobart And CJC continues to increase its Features Editor enrollment, even though five law officers

were killed in the line of duty in 1987 and

Two new scholarships, one born of one in February ofthis year.

"Despite all the hazards of the job, there's tragedy and one of unknown origin, will still a lot of people who want to be cops," reduce tuition costs for a few select MSC Wier- said. "And I want to encourage them students. to do it...it's a good job."

The donors share a desire to commemorate Wier took the PBS donation, combined it and honor the scholarships' namesakes, with other contributions, and put the money promote chosen MSC schools of study and toward a fund raising event to be held Sept. help deserving students pay for college. 23 at the Denver Marriott Center at 1701

James E. Wier California Street. Along with a number of police officers, a couple of "Hill Street

Shawn Wier decided to start a scholarship Blues" actors will attend. Charles Haid (Renko) and Joe Spano (Lt. Goldbloom)

in her husband's honor the day of his funeral. will be thereas will Denver Mayor Federico · She said she was suprised by the large crowd Pena. 0

- over 5,000 attended. People and cars aaa acholanhlp1 pg. 11 . filled the cemetery's roads.

"The whole outpouring of support .. .it was AURARIA mind-boggling," Wier said. "Over the last couple of days, I'd known I was going to do

STUDENTS something ... " James E. Wier, a 25-year-old rookie

Denver cop, was killed June 3, 1987 by a ACCEPT OUR shotgun blast. His slayer, Charles Tarr, then

turned the shotgun on himself and took his OFFER FOR own life.

Darkness had just closed over the Wier's VISA Greeley home when Shawn, Jim's wife of ten months, learned of the shooting. A few OR minutes earlier her main concern had been feeding five-week-old Dustin. MASTERCARD. "That night was so wild and confusing," she said. "I was sitting on the couch watching AND A PLAN the TV and nursing the baby. A news flash came on announcing two officers had been THAT WILL shot in the 40 South block of Pennsylvania, HELP INSURE Jim's sector.

"Then the phone rang and I froze. I A BRIGHTER couldn't answer it," she said. FINANCIAL After the funeral, a member of the New York Patrolman's Benevolent Society (PBS) FUTURE presented her with a $5,000 check. That's

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In 1985 Wier earned a degree in Speech DEPOSIT Communication from MSC, but the Criminal !!CALL TODAY!! Justice and Criminology School's (CJC) strong reputation also played a part in her 980-8876 decision to develop the award at MSC.

Joseph Webb, coordinator of Denver THE CHOICE Law Enforcement Recruitment and the Pub- IS YOU-RS. lie Safety Cadet Office, gives CJC high marks. THE FUTURE

"Instead of trying to be a mini-academy," IS IN YOUR he said, "the Metro program concentrates more on the academic side of law HANDS. enforcement."

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Libel and Slander by Dave Plank

Scanning the lecture hall, Dean carefully selected a seat, arranged all his pens and pencils neatly on his desk, and examined the essay question thoroughly. After taking a few deep breaths and organizing his thoughts, he opened his bluebook and began to write: Dear Mom,

I'vejustfinished up my World History 331 final and have a few minutes to drop you a line. Whew! Finals week is always a real bitch, and this one was no different. At Least this test wasn't too bad. I really enjoyed this

class all semester long (you know how I love history), and studying for it didn 't even seem like work.

I'll bet you wonder what this is! It's a standard examination bluebook. We 're required to wn'te all our exams in these, and I thought you might like to actually see one so that you'll know I really am spending your money on school and not on drugs or Violent Femmes tapes or anything.

Well, they just called time, so I'd bener close. Say hi to everyone for me, OK?

Love, Dean.

For the rest of the exam period, about an hour and 45 minutes, Dean wiggled around in his chair, rolled his eyes and frowned a lot. This was all for the benefit of nearby test proctors, present to prevent cheating. When time was really called, he handed in the letter

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to Mom, ran back to his room, sat down with his books and wrote a "real" essay, complete with built-in mistakes.

He finished it, wrapped it and addressed it, all in time to catch the 4 p.m. mail pickup and fired it off to his mother in Waco, Texas. ~

After five days, lots of phone calls and a frantic switching of "accidentally" misdi­rected test and essay, Dean ended up with a slight chewing out from his professor (or rather his professor's aid - you don't think those people actually grade any of their own / exams, do you?), a B+ on his history final and a grateful mother in Texas who had the first letter home from her "history-loving" son in the three years since he had gone off to college.

So you're probably wondering: why did he go to all that trouble instead of just study- > ing for the test in the first place? After all, his was really not the type of scheme a desperate student usually comes up with to beat the "whoops, should have studied" rap.

Okay. Here's Lesson One for the week: It takes about seven days to get into the '

right frame of mind for a final exam, and even if you don't manage to adequately pre­pare yourself, you'll find that there are rude, overly demanding professors out there who will demand that you take it anyway.

It was just easier, Dean said, to do it his • way than to memorize a bunch of stuff about the Battle of Hastings and Napoleon. He added that the only thing he remembered from the whole course was someone saying that medieval Popes used to have huge orgies in the Vatican. Yessir, that's my ,; buddy Dean. A real history buff.

Be that as it may, the whole point is this: hopefully, by letting you in on this impres­sive, albeit misguided, example of academic derring-do, I have shown that there are some things that you just absolutely have to know to get by in college. These include, but are "' not limited to, the already mentioned Emer­gency Malpreparedness Contingency Plan for Tests and Quizzes (E.M.C.P.T.Q.), a good place to steal pens and the location of a soft-touch secretary who will let you use her phone if you run out of change. (Use caution -on this last one. A lot of secretaries out there would rather give up their firstborn that let you dial nine on their phones.)

Start working on this stuff right away. It is never too early to start formulating battle plans. Remember: getting a college educa- > tion in America is not just for the privileged few anymore; it's for anyone who can fill out a GSL application, hack into a school com­puter or sweet-talk the lady in the Financial Aid office into moving his name just a few eensy-weensy spaces up the wait list for grants.

Lesson Two for the week: college, gener­ally in America and particularly in the late eighties, is a war. You need every edge you can get to keep from ending up with the rest of the MBA corpses on the battlefields of academia. ~

"Aha!" yells a cynic in the back of the room (Yes, that's him - the mushroom cloud of hair rising off the Guns-n-Roses T-shirt), "lf it's such a war, why are you telling us this? Hmm? I thought we were the competition!"

I'm telling you this, my poor, mousse­intoxicated friend, because no matter what secrets you find out, I'll still be way ahead of you. I mean, even if you could manage to find out where all those AHEC people are whenever you try to get them on the phone, and believe me, that's a toughie, you still ~ won't win. I know the most sought-after secret on campus.

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EDITORIAL----------------Mexico program worth more than a few beers

On the way home from work tonight, I stopped off at the liquor store for a six-pack of Bud. I think an Amazonian would have considered this at least a marginally hot day, and I'd had a long day full of phone calls and dead ends.

So, here I sit parked in front of the good old Smith­Corona with an ashtray on one side and a "tall , cool one" on the other, readying myself to clean up a mess that has been on my desk since June.

"Cerveza, si , books, nada" ran in The Metropolitan on May 6 of this year, about a week prior to the time I made the editorial office, and the concerns therein, mine. My first editorial decision involved moving a favored filing cabinet into my office. I progressed into several discussions concerning my visions for the paper this year.

I hired a talented staff, began brainstorming about the fall , felt pretty good about the upcoming year. Things looked good.

Then, the mail started pouring in. Things began looking strange.

"Cerveza" looked into the possibility of too many tall , cool ones and not enough study on trips to Mexico, organized for MSC students through the Language and Culture Institute. Apparently, readers were angered by the fact that no positive aspects of the program were recorded in the article.

I must say that I stand behind the decisions made by the editorial staff, as it is the right of an editor to print those things he or she deems important.

But I would like to add a few things of my own. During July, 12 students participated in the latest

cultural trip south of the border, and evaluations completed by the students scored the experience as 4.3 on a 5.0 scale. Not bad. However, it is important to note that the program ran a bit differently this time, due not to the article but to negotiations with the Universidad de las Americas in Puebla and MSC earlier in the year. The new regiment based the stu­dents at UDLA in Puebla for the four weeks they were in Mexico. After nine hours of study per day

Editor's Note: Space does not allow the printing of all letters

concerning "Cerveza, si, books, nada." In the inter­est of expressing the many points brought up by readers, the editorial staff has decided to print excerpts from a number of letters. We appreciate the amount of feedback, and hope that our readers con­tinue to express their opinions.

"My husband and a dear friend, both of whom have participated in the institute trips were con­tacted by phone by the journalists. They both gave the program an outstanding evaluation. Why was nothing good reported by this writer? She obviously started with a preconceived assignment to discredit the institute and Dr. Conde, and proceeded to write a nasty article to suit her own needs.

I personally resent the insinuation that I had only partying and drinking as a motive for participation in the program. I am an adult and a professional and enjoy the continued pursuit of one of my chief inter­ests: pre-Columbian Mexico. 'Cerveza, si , books, nada' is a 'cheap shot' and is not an example of objective journalism. This article does not belong in a college newspaper. Instead of the time wasted trying to discredit a legitimate, top-notch program, perhaps the writer and journalism staff of The Met­ropolitan should be investigated as to their ethics and truth in their journal istic practices. I respond with 'Malicioso si, Verdad, nada"'

- Lois J. Davies

throughout the week, students were shuttled off to cultural and historical sites on the weekends.

The interest ing thing is that students said they preferred less intensive study and more hands-on touring of the archeological and anthropological sites.

We're in the process of talking over the pros and cons of this type of trip," said David Conde, program coordinator. "It is departing from the original purpose of the program. This trip was 75 percent language and 25 percent culture." He said the original intent was to g ive students an opportunity to see historic anthropological and archeological sites from many past civilizations in Mexico.

Now that we're caught up with the program, I'd like to address directly the alcohol issue.

You can 't tell me that any responsible adult is going to fork over $979 for the expressed purpose of getting ripped on tequila. If that's the case, I think 1"11 open up a bar at Auraria. We can show slides of Mexico and keep the ashtrays clean. It could be profitable for the proprietors.

My point is that, hypothetically, we all know when to stop. By the same token, we all know when we want a beer or two. And it makes no difference where you are, if you feel l ike a beer after a long hard day, you get one. I've had a drink many times with profes­sors over at the Tivoli. And I've always managed to make it back to the lecture hall in the morning-­without a babysitter, thank you.

And another thing we gringos should understand: it's HOT in Mexico, especially on the bus. Last year, I spent a month and a half down there, and I got to know the buses very well. They're great--for about four hours. What, with all the families and pets, spon­taneous musicians that drag out guitars just when you're bored wid all the chatting that goes on, how could you lose?

For one, they are not air conditioned. They aren't even lightly fanned. For another, you can't drink the water, remember? Ever gotten carsick and all you have is a heated can of Coke? It gets old. One excur-

"I participated in the 'Yucatan '88' trip to Mesoa­merica, along with a number of repeaters from pre­vious trips. The party issue is completely overblown in your article, 'Cerveza,si, books, nada.' Was there ever a group of students who didn't li.ke to party? Whatever partying there was took place after hours and everyone was out early next morning for the day's activities. We had no curfew and no chape­rones after hours because we were a group of adult students, not a missionary society.

The article totally distorts the learning issue. The learning was there for anyone with a mind disci­plined to learn. We were given advance study mater­ial. There were on site lectures and guided tours. We were required to keep daily journals and prepare original papers based upon our journals. The exper­ience opened up an entirely new world of study and learning for me."

- Helen L. Mixon "In defense of the Metro State College Language

and Culture Institute, I have been on two trips organ­ized through the Institute, the most recent one being this last January to the Yucatan , Belize and Guatemala.

I can only say that this trip would never have been possible for me through any other agency. The cost was 'bare bones' and the experiences we had and the amount of territory we covered were exceptional. In fact, it was a very strenuous excursion because we were making every moment count to learn and observe."

- Anita Rossby

sion down Baja that was supposed to last 18 hours turned into an overnight on a stopped bus in the middle of the desert after the rear axle broke. It isn't Greyhound, guys. It's fix-it-yourself when the sun is out and the busdriver has managed to hitchhike for auto-parts to the closest town.

Thirty-three hours, seven screaming babies, about six warm Cokes and probably 150 cigarettes later, we made it into La Paz singing the Mexican national anthem. And believe me, we a made a nosedive into the first building that had a "cerveza" sign on it.

Out of 45 days, I probably spent four or f ive drunk. That was my preference and decision. I learned one hell of a lot about our neighboring nation from locals who loved the opportunity to show "our beautiful town, mountain, zocalo, cathedral , etc." to a couple of gringos who were frantically trying to achieve a spanish vocabulary that exceeded ''Feliz Navidad."

I made the trip because I already was on the road, had some extra money and had a friend on my back asking me to go. But how often does that happen in Denver, Co.?

I firmly believe that any opportunity to go to any other country and learn a li tt le about life without Quarter Pounders is a good one. Our society is too damned isolationist in nature as it is, and who better to show different cultures to than college students, still in the process of formulating intelligent (hope­fully) opinions on the world around us?

If somebody wants to waste that opportunity on four weeks of alternating drunks and hangovers. well then, it's his loss. But bravo to a school that sticks its neck and wallet out a bit to supply its students with an option like this.

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Denver graffiti artists take advantage of the first legal opportunity to display their work, thanks to Mayor Federico Pena's 14th Street Artway.

Kristin Hager Editor

The artist silently approaches his canvas at night, every sense finely tuned to pick up movement around him, takes out several cans of paint and begins to spray.

In the morning hours, a jogger notices the intrinsic beauty of a colorful rendition of Denver's brown cloud painted on the cement wall lining Cherry Creek. A policeman who happens by on his routine patrol is not as pleased.

But the artist has successfully evaded law and order long enough to make his state­ment known, only to steal into the night fr~m whence he came. Robin Hood of the spraycan has successfully robbed the private owner to give to the public.

Such a romantic notion about the world of graffiti is as shortsighted as the opinion that all spraypaint art is a defacement and a slap in the face to "civilized society", as many Denverites - both urbane and underground - have found since Mayor Federico Pena's Clean Up Denver project had its genesis in May.

Pena's war on the painted word originated with a citizen poll that asked Denver home­owners to prioritize issues of urban cleanli­ness. 65 percent of those polled decidedly placed graffiti high on the list, topping even litter, which had been the city's largest con­cern for the past decade.

The original artillery included tougher enforcement of defacement laws (one youth was recently sentenced to 200 hours of civil work, including the erasure of his and others' art), implementation of an education pro­gram within the school system that teaches students the cons of graffiti and suggests alternate outlets for creative expression, and the recruitment of private property owners as a quicker, cheaper way for the city to renovate itself.

The movement was forced to look at the other side of graffiti, however, through the eyes of a 17-year-old graffiti king who decided there may be a compromise.

"Dennis called us with an idea for a legal­ized outlet for graffiti artists. His work down here (the mayor's office) has given us so much insight into the positive aspects of graffiti. He is an incredible young man," said

Amy Lingg, communi< Denver Public Works.

"Most major cities hi lawed graffiti. The mayo himself out on a limb w feel it will prove benefic Lingg said.

Thus, the 14th Street i two-block pedestria~ w Denver Convention Ce1 will remain intact for tw

But Dennis, known street, was sticking his 01

project. "I wanted to rnaki:.ii

ters," he said, speaking , want to give something b the city. I grew up in the proud of it. And I wante back to them (the people want people to say 'Hey, I want them to say ·~n

However, he said a b created where he hoped he no longer knows exac Writers of Denver supp<

"Look at this junk," 1 "}

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1e completely out­was really sticking h this idea, but we ti in the long run,"

rtwa y was born. A lkway around the :er site, the artwav years. s 'Immix' on the n neck out for this

>~ce for the Wri­f graffiti artists. "I ck to the people of :ity poor. And I'm to give something >f Denver). I don't ou're really good.' y1~,' you know?" ttlezone has been o see beauty, and ly who among the this position. : ~id, pointing to

names (known as 'tags') and obscenities written over the murals painted on the art­way. "This isn't what the ·writers are about. I'm giving it up. It just isn't worth it. Hell , yeah I'm disappointed."

"I didn't do all this to have a battlezone going on down here. We're Sijpposed to be painting for ourselves and other people. But obviously, that's not what they (other Wri­ters] want. I don't want to be a part of this crap," Dennis said.

But part of the civil war between artists has arisen as a dirct result of the publicity graffiti has received lately, and many artists aren't as keen on having their work be a legal thing, appreciated by those they are attack­ing in their work.

"I'm careful about where I do my pieces. I never paint anyone's property. But I do paint old, decrepit buildings, and there's some­thing to be said for going out when you could get caught and painting something good in a short amount of time," said Bob Isaacs, another Denver painter.

Isaacs said he is "pretty disillusioned" with the sudden influx of public projects, funded by and introduced by various groups

Media-hype regarding graffiti creates civil war among artists.

to save graffiti. Isaacs just completed work with a group from Werner Erhard and Associates to have several young artists paint a billboard, now displayed at 23rd and Curtis streets.

The Werner Erhard project was called "Youth Crime to Youth Contribution," and

received both television and newspaper coverage.

"They made it sound as if graffiti artists are nothing more than gang members and criminals. I am an artist. I work through a couple galleries, along with painting on the street," he said. "I didn't appreciate that." o

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E.S.P.N. (Extra Stupid Person's Network). The mere thought stands my hair on end -and if you've seen my hair you'd know that's quite a feat. I suppose I shouldn't complain, after all, he's been this way since before l married him.

You see, he's one of those closet athletes

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who lives vicariously through the slam dunks, eagles, home runs, touchdowns, aces and yes, even the nine-ball-in-the-<x:>mer-pockets of other men.

But his unabiding, unfaltering love of sports doesn't send me whirling too far as long as he's playing and not watching THAT station.

Afterall, the exercise seems to clear his head. Besides, it takes a good four hours to play 18 holes (six if they stop for beers), and that's four hours worth of shopping, sun­bathing or studying. Well, let's not get car­ried away. Four hours of studying may send even my fingers flipping to THAT station.

I have this recurring nightmare - one I understand is shared by other sports wid­ows. Long about December I envision my husband perched, channel-changer at the ready (kind of like Clint Eastwood cradles his .357), in front of the tube and THAT station.

The dream usually lasts from December to January. I think it has something to do with the Super Bowl. It's a blur but I keep seeing orange. I have this vague and frighten­ing image of my husband on the floor in his three-point stance, clutching the pigskin, screaming "You idiots! Even Pee Wee Her­man could breeze through your swiss cheese defense."

It's inevitable. Just as I wake up, I find myself looking at the man on the couch -or on the floor - and mumbling "Oh my God, what have I done?"

The other morning I walked into the bathroom and found him standing with his mouth full of white foam (he was brushing his teeth). He proceeded to comb his hair and got dressed.

I asked, "Where are you going?" "Pro-Golf Discount," he replied non­

commitally, as if he were expecting

Ha! Anyone who has ever shopped with men knows they never just "look." Men shop from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. on Christmas Eve. If it weren't for holidays on which gifts are required, men probably would never experience the inside of a shopping mall.

Anyway, an hour later he came home lugging a few items essential to the relaxing game of golf, principly a new bag and club covers.

He was gearing up for the "13th-Annual Red-Man Open," a golf tournament no one has ever heard of because it takes place in Omaha, Nebraska during a sweltering July weekend between a bunch of guys who drink beer all night long and hook, slice, and duff all day long.

It's probably good that they drink all night because it affords them the ready­made excuse: "If only I weren't so hung over I'd play a lot better."

Anyway, when he came home from the store he was dam near beside himself with his new equipment setup. It has always amazed me how otherwise reasonably intel­ligent, tasteful men will allow themselves to be seen with such ridiculous-looking para­phernalia. My favorites are the club covers, which as far as I can see consist of nothing more than fuzzy knit socks with fluffy balls dangling off the ends. Is this an attempt at a fashion statement or what?

Once it was all together, he stepped back and asked: "Do these things match? I mean, is there a certain element of light and dark brown mingling together?" (He actually said this.) "Oh yes," I humored him. "I especially like the contrast between the bag and the fuzzy ends." o

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Scholarships continued from pages

The $87.06 ticket price is a tribute to James Wier's badge number. All proceeds after costs will go into the James E. Wier Memorial Scholarship Fund, benefiting full­time CJC students who meet GPA requirements (yet to be established), have financial need, and intend to become police.

Wier hopes to raise $30,000 to be deposited in an "endowment" account. Interest on the account will provide three $1000 awards annually, to begin in 1989 if the goal is met.

Furthur information can be obtained by calling 972-1259. Checks and donations should be sent to the Denver Police Union, 3501W.23rd Ave., Denver 80211. Checks should be made to The James E. Wier Scholarship Fund/MSC Foundation.

Fuller-Gage-Gillman

Whodunit? Chances are we'll never know, but a lot of

people are glad he did. Brad Snyder, director of support Services

for the office of MSC lstitutional Advancement, had a ten-minute telephone conversation in late April. The caller didn't leave his name. But he did leave a $1500 scholarship for the Institute of Women's Studies. When he reads this article, he'll find out who it's been awarded to.

"He said that a notice in the Met would be the only way he would have of knowing who had won the scholarship," Snyder said.

A few facts about the donor can be deduced.

When he stipulated the award be given to an Institute of Women's Studies and Services "contract major," he spoke

knowingly of a unique MSC option. The "contract major" allows students to build their own course of study and is the only major the institute offers.

That criteria was met by MSC student Susan Brookman, and the 4.0 GPA she's carried since 1986 helped clinch her receipt of the award.

The single mother said her children first persuaded her to re-enter school at age 48. Now she's determined to earn her BA and then pursue a master's degree.

"When I first got there [ thought, 'God -who am I kidding? What am I doing here? College, at my age ... ,' and now [really can't imagine being anywhere else," she said.

Brookman dropped out of CU-Boulder in the mid- l 950s when she married. Now she attends MSC alongside her son and youngest daughter. She said she's missed only one class since her return.

"I planned on going to school no matter what the cost or sacrifice, but receiving the scholarship was a tremendous honor and helped a lot," Brookman saicr

Dr. Jody Wetzel, the institute's director, said the name the donor gave the award indicates an extensive knowledge of women's history. It's name is the "Fuller­Gage-Gillman Memorial Women's Studies and Scholarship."

Margeret Fuller was a 19th century trans­cendentalist , shari ng a philosophy emphasizing spi rituality with fellow members Henry David Thoreau and Ralph Waldo Emerson. Matilda Joslyn Gage was a suffragist writer and feminist and Charlotte Perkins Gillman was a novelist and economist. o

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CRITIQUE---------------' Lab Rats' biting wit snares viewer

Dave Perry Reporter

"Lab Rats," a new play by Larry Bograd. Produced by Writer's Lab. Directed by Paul Jefferson. World premier at MSC Theatre in Fine Arts Building Room 271 on the Auraria Campus. Aug. 11 through Sept. 3, 1988, Thursday through Saturday. All perform­ances at 8 p.m. 556-3315 for information and reservations.

Turn off the inane reruns, forget your homework and come let the Writer's Lab put you through Larry Bograd's mare by seeing his new play, Lab Rats.

Bograd's play is a perfect example of how theatre does what celluloid entertainment media can't - come alive.

And Lab Rats is more than just a living, breathing entity - it's a panting, passionate frolic that spares no one and no thing.

Bograd, an MSC associate professor of English, has turned a biting wit on science, sex, love, sex, greed, sex, politics, sex and lawyers, all at 250 mph in his wry comedy.

The play, revolving around a young researcher who tries to invent an artificial ovum, but ends up with a hair rejuvenator, sparkles with a well-crafted script, polished characters and creative direction.

At times, however, its sparkle becomes blinding as the puns, malapropisms and one­liners come too fast for absorption.

And as if inside one of psychologist B.F.

Skinner's mares, the play scampers furiously up and down through sometimes confusing and no-way-out corridors. For example, a lawyer, who might or might not exist, might or might not have been contacted by seem­ingly conscientious researcher Jake Mihlquist, played by Danis Kovanda, while he might or might not have been observed doing so by his recently scorned almost­lover, Judy Goodman, played by Leigh Armor.

But each trip down a bewildering avenue is always rewarded with yet another stab at what we fondly call society.

Nancy Solomon competently mixes eve­rybody's mother with provocative savvy in her portrayal of Dr. Lois Goodman. And as are all of the characters, hers is obviously a product of great energy.

However, this same energy works against Art Ecoff's character, Arnold Snyder. He perfectly portrays a New York salesman­like administrator with such believable, aggravating enthusiasm that onstage refer­ences to his "old age" only point out that he neither acts nor looks at all old.

But the ardor shared among the cast makes the other two actors, Armor and Kovanda, the most compelling to watch -especially when they're the only two on stage. They both go beyond stereotypes to create a very sensuous, yet introverted Judy and an arrogant, but insecure Jake.

Their steadfast characters make an almost too fast love-then-hate relationship believ-

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Writers Lab brightens dim theatre scene Dave Perry

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Even though Denver's college theatre scene keeps getting darker, there is one new flicker of hope for its future - and MSC is the source of this light.

In a joint project, MSC's Larry Bograd ' and Coleen Hubbard, formerly of the Denver

Center for the Performing Arts, have created a playwright's "Writers Lab."

The project's purpose is to bring playw­rights together with professional literary and theatrical personnel for the development of

< new plays, said Bograd, associate professor of English and author of several plays and novels.

Funded by a $5000 private grant, Writers Lab's first production, Lab Rats, is currently playing at MSC through Sept.3.

But this initial support will be the last the fledgling project will see until MSC provides additional funds and administrative support, Bograd said.

"The best of all possible worlds would be if Metro would give Writers Lab a home, if they would give us a little money and their administrative support," he said.

He said MSC playwright students and Denver's theatre professionals would both benefit by Writers Lab because students would have professional actors to read scripts, integral to developing a play, and professional literary criticism of their work.

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, area at different times. Their history, which often went unrecorded, may be salvaged from this and similar digs.

"The stuff that's written down in the his­tory books isn't necessarily accurate," she said, "especially about the smaller groups."

;. Jim Davis, another MSC senior and anthropology ma1or, said the group devoted five weekends, from May 28th through June 26th, carefully removing dirt, asphalt and brick from 5 feet by 5 feet holes, or "units." He said they'd gather their equipment and

~ begin around 6:45 a.m., knocking off around 3: 15 p.m. The group "closed-out," or refilled two of the nine units early, after they struck a paved alley.

But they found one wall of a church, built about a century ago, that at various times had been "The First German Presbyterian

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Church," "The Congregational Free Evan­gelical Church" and a Sunday school. The building originally stood at 1017 Lawrence St., and its outhouse's foundation may have been one of the dig's best-preserved dis­coveries.

"Personally, I think it was a privy," Davis said. "Except they built it out of solid brick all the way down. I wouldn't have wanted to be the one who cleaned it out." The founda­tion wall was over six feet high.

Earlier digs were conducted at the Tivoli prior to its restoration and at 8th and Wazee streets. Artifacts recovered from the dig will be studied in a lab during the fall semester. Next summer the class will return to the lawn and continue the search. They may cross Lawrence Street and dig there too. D

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This exposure and subsequent play pro­ductions could put MSC on the theatrical map and fill a vacancy recently created by the closures of theatre departments at Colo­rado Women's College, Denver University and Loretto Heights College, Bograd said.

Professionals would benefit by providing an outlet for their expertise and by becoming familiar with MSC's writing talent, and MSC would benefit because the project would recruit students attracted to the uni­que program, Bograd said.

But without .quick action the program could lose one of its creators.

Hubbard, also a playwright and former literary manager at the DCPA before budget

cuts eliminated her office last May, said she may have to leave Denver to continue her work.

With DCPA, Hubbard read and critic­ized scripts needed to field new plays for production.

"I would like to take five years of profes­sional knowledge and reinvest it in the thea­tre without leaving Denver to dd it," Hub­bard said.

Bog rad said there is a great peal of talent at MSC and in the Denver area, and Writers Lab would serve as the forum to bring these talents together, but added that without sup­port, the project won't survive. D

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SPORTS .

Soccer kick-off plagued by bad news John Gegner Sports Editor

With 11 returning lettermen, including eight starters, MSC men's soccer coach Bill Chambers' defending league champions should be sitting pretty.

But after the championship season, Chambers thought be would be fielding an even stronger squad this campaign until he received some bad news.

"We graduated only one senior, goalie Doug Lazeclo, but our stopper, Dave Biondi, had major reconstructive knee surgery and is through playing," Chambers said. "We also lost four players to academic ineligibility, including the loss of our sweeper Mitch Gor­sevski. The loss of Gorsevski and Biondi will be one of the biggest questions we have to answer this season."

Lazecki, Biondi and Gorsevski repres­ented the central core of final line defense on last year's 8-5-2 squad.

In addition to the loss of Gorsevski, for­wards Rudy Kim, Mike Wachter and Larry Puls were academic casualties. Wachter was the team's second leading scorer last season.

But Coach Chambers said he would rather emphasize the positive and focus on the upcoming season.

"Quite simply our goals this year are to repeat as the Rocky Mountain Intercolle­giate Soccer League champions and to

receive a bid to the NCAA Division Il soccer tournament," he said.

Leading the returnees is 1987's most val­uable player, senior forward D.J. Ruder. Ruder paced the Roadrunners with I 0 goals and three assists. Junior Joe Okoh, with his great quickness and ball-handling skills, anchors the forward line with Ruder. Okoh scored three goals and had three assists last season. Another prospective talent on the forward line is sophomore Tim Yunger who can play forward, midfield or defense. Pre­season practice will help Chambers decide where Yunger can help the team the most.

Returning to the midfield are senior Jeff Fletcher and sophomore David Hood, plagued by injuries last season. Fletcher, one of the team's tri-captains, along with Ruder and defender Mis Mrak, had five goals last year and Hood had one goal and an assist.

Chambers is hoping Hood can avoid the injury jinx this season. Junior Scott Van Beek, three assists, started most of last fall in midfield, but could be moved to defense to fill the void left by the loss of the core defenders, Chambers said.

MSC's outside defense is solid with the return of Mrak and Randy Tallent.

Goalies Craig Lammering and Tom Vermilye give the Roadrunners an outstand­ing pair of defenders in the net. Last fall, Lammering had a 3-2 record with a 1.69 goals against average. Vermilye played for

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the junior varsity team, gaining valuable experience.

If holes in the defense can be plugged, Chambers anticipates another great year.

"Last year we had great depth and we're hoping to find some outstanding walk-ons and add a few more recruits to help us in that area," he said.

Practices began Aug. 15 and are held at 9 a.m. and 6 p.m. daily. Chambers welcomes those interested in trying out for the team to ' stop by the soccer field for practice or con­tact the athletic office at 556-8300 .

The squad kicks off the fall campaign with the MSC Alumni game Aug. 27 at 2 ~m. D

First baseman swings into All-American slot John Gegner Sports Editor

Standout MSC senior first baseman and 1987 NCAA Division II national batting champion Torin Berge became the first baseball player in Metro's history to receive All-American honors.

In being named to the 1988 Converse All-American Third Team in June, the 6-0, 180-pound infielder from Pueblo East High School, batted .487 for the second consecu­tive year. In 1987, Berge's .487 average topped the nation, while this year's mark ranked 6th nationally. The hard-hitting first baseman lashed out 75 hits in 154 trips to the plate, leading the Roadrunners in hits (75), runs (57), and doubles (24). His 24 doubles

in 48 games for a .SO per game average ranked third nationally.

1988 national batting champion Darryl Brinkley of Sacred Heart University of Bridgeport, Conn., paced the nation with a .529 batting average and led in doubles with a .59 per game average.

Berge, who committed only two errors in the 48-game schedule for a .994 fielding percentage, also was selected to the North Central Converse All-Regional First Team for his 1988 exploits.

The Pueblo native, a Sports Communica­tions major, played in the Stan Musial League in Denver this summer and attended several Major League camps for prospects.

With an eye on a pro career, Berge said, "Hopefully, I'll get drafted next year." o

Remember your school lunch box? Little metal box clutched tightly in your sweaty little hand . Remember what was in it? Big baloney on white bread with mayo. One small, bruised apple. Remnants of an unnameable cookie destroyed by the ride. Thermos of room temperature milk.

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The Auraria Taekwondo Club will be holding a membership meeting on Thursday, September 1 at 5:30 p.m., in Stu­dent Center Room 230 A&B . All interested parties should attend .

Volunteers are needed for the 24-hour Rape Crisis Hotline to support victims of rape. Women who are available during daytime hours are especially needed. The oext training session begins in October. Call 329-9922 to schedule an interview.

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