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VOL. I---NO. 8. WINNSBORO, S. C.. THURSDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 30, 1876. * VOL. --NO.8..Ih ,*~Iefe-d toriy# THE PARIS EXPRESS, From Harper'H WeLdy. "Take your places!" shouts th( guard, watving his hand toward thE wvaiting train The guard wears his official cai placed juiLltily on the curilng, oil3 locks nodorning his head, and hil olive-tinted face with its hug< black mustache, is noL incapable o miles, yet hie so far departs fron the admirable example of his Ency lish brothier, whIose3 quiet assidii. forms part of an unlimited capacit3 for absorbing shillings, its to ierel2 stand. his gro~und before the glasi doors of the waiting-room, througl wich surges an anxious throng, 3a contents himself wi th the inj ute ion, "Take your plaCeos." Mr. Jeremiah 8wan, armed will portmanteaun, umbrolla, linen coat, and cane, has push1ed his way, glid ed around, and inserted himself he tween his follow-pIsseIgers with thn cel-like celerity for which he is (is tinguished, and when the glas: portal slides back, he speeds wildlI along the platform toward the train actuated by a determination to obtain the best place for himself, 4 Nature and circumstances hav: adapted him to this noble end in a unusual degree. There are no gen (Crous impulses in the soul of Mr Swan likely to impel him to rasi deeds, and there is not a superflu ous ounce of flesh on his frame to 1impede a swift ru11sh1 to all grolnd: of vantage over his fellow-ereatures Accordingly, when panting huinani ty, enculmbered with children, wrap; and bags, reaches the parficula railway carriage in which our travel er has alrenty ensconed himself. .i is no marvel, that lie is discovered t have chosen a place by the windov in reference to sin. the einders an,' the landscape, and isi prepared to beam on tOhose who come after hi with a tiumphant secse of personi superiority. What becones of those Iir'-c'is: passengers who find 110 vacant win dow, much less any seat at all D< they' melt away altogether from thn depot, like moring mist in tLh sunshine, or are they wedged int, .second-elass carriages, family tie Tuthlessly severed by the inexorabb1 guard of the the olive coml) plexiol Mr. Jeremiah Swan, traveling agen for the great Amereliall honse o( Moon's Polish, ui ther knows no cares, since h liw been able to miako his own little arraingemennts fol 4 -cIomfort and ease. Nevertheless, h4 c ists a speu llative eye on his fituro .comip-mIn.i mg. Elnter Mofn.sieur rind Mudrone o -tho oni,-e bourp.1 ; law-innday. who Ieluctant ly acce(pt the otlhe; Window, where sash and cur'taiiln ar( speedily closed to presm've' .latter's black dress and featthei trimmings from dust andi sun. 'renhll wonumrn will enI-dur'e- mil .mnartyrdom of discome fort IIthel than mar her toilet. EInter a stou 'Gerni., who plumps down opposit Mr'. Swani, flushed, lorsp8Jirling, am<1 ~onver ting his st rawi hat init > a fan Enter an1 apop0lectic 1( oldEngl isl .genltlemnan, with I an apljOhectie wi f "Bless moy soul! No other p':ace !' gr'umbles paLter'famlilias. "WXillI th< hieat be0 too miuch for yfou, Mahriai ?' "I1 can not end(uroe it, I am vor- .sure," gasp~s materianiliias. "Good neOss knows how they manage miat .ters out of England now!1" "Try 5sec11 d-class," suggests ti: "I neOver travel seCon1 1. lasxs," ire ±urns the wife, with dlignity. "Oh, iimnna, lea(se' to get ii here:, or we shall be left." impllloret daughter, hovering 01) the step, Visioni of ]oviliness, in ai caIvaliel 'straw hat andl~ black man(13tle. TIho potent spells of femuinimd 'chamis have long been s;ung nm .rhymue andl told inl story. .Per'hap: lihe homage) paid themi hats passet awi~ay from earth. with the miiinstre h~ardls themnselve 4. The sweet, im 'ploring eye~s andI blooming face o the English girl ma~de no0 more im pression ont the chivalrousx souls o Mr. Swatn 01' his German r/l ri- ib-m as if they land boon graLvi idols instead of men01. "You don'i clatch me3( giving upi miy seatL to the (old womanL1 ;hlt her stay at home,' r'eflectas Mfr. Swan1, anid heonmes uperciliously absor'bed in ./I. tGzaulois, although his knowledge o F~rench is somiewha~t dlefective It is not until the dowager, with rebellious r'ustlings of her pur'ph llomeesM amnd adljustmenmt oif veil anu bonnet strings~ habout acrmo counltenanclo., has t-iken a m1iddil seat, that Mr'. Swan obs1orve: the eighth p)assenger', who 1111 slippe)d inl quiietly dulring t0: 111o motion inlcidenlt to setlhng the othec inmates. He is a tall, thin imim eccentric in eostumie, with wyhiit< fatigue shoes on his feet, ai silk hat which lhe exchanges for a Turikisl fez with dangling tassel, andh a 1.trgt ring on tho third linger' of the lof hand conitaininig the op descent stomo known inl india as ai "cat's-eye. Whether it is the ray of rosy ligh in the jewel which attracts Mr Swan's attention, or1 somel striking' individuality in theo wearer', ho it unable tlol dec'ide, bult fronm sheci force of pulzzled inqpiry lhe revert; to the tall thin man again and again. The train moves away . and Boulogno-sur Mor, with the bathor already on the beach, the skateir already preparing for another da) of aimless circling around tLe rink, the English tourists already flockinp toward the Etablissemnont for a morning gossip, is left behind in th< hot sunshine, Napoleon I. in bronz gaizing over across the waters from his pedestal on the cliff toward tl< England he failed to coniuor. There is little conversation in thc raihvay carriage; the Freinch couph quietly simmer in their corner, and madamo's black dress is preserved the apoplectic English papa pants the English mama, with symuptoini of asphyxiia, gazos at the roof of th( conveyance, which resenbles p padded box without ventilation ; th tall thin man dozes ; and Mr'. Jere- miah Swan, by a happy iinsj)irltioF (liscoveriig that a draught endan- gors his right car, pulls )up the sid( sash, thus eonsiderably increasinn the discomfort of his fellow cre. turcs. "I shall die!" exclaims the Britisli matron, waving her large far despairingly. Perhaps Mr. Swan would lowei the window again, but for soveral very powerful reasons with one ol his organization. In traveling or the Continent he is especially (el siirous of appearing (fu faU with t.h situlatiOl, an1l he iias HO C'r been eminently successful in claiming thc bost for himself, with tihe ai(d of coin of the realn. Again, he is a man ol sma1l wits, prolul of tie conlidenc reposed in his own sagacity by the propriietors of Moon's Polish, proud of his business knowledge and pow. era of penetration in dealing witti humanity. Altogether he feels him- self to be equal to any emergonev, and intends to impress others wifli the fiet as well. Always equal tc theemrgeniy, Mr. Jeremiahi Swan, wit t[ie tall thiin man gaLzin g at you stealthily throuigh his 3yelashes. The erimm traveler feels the Waste of tissue. lHo prolduces ii pocket flask of Rhine wile, a Ioil Iand a sansage; his fat cleck wrinkle into ia Smile as his aimoutt: expansis. "I wAit not for ze buff'et all Amiens,," he- says to Mlr. Swnii. No, retunis the latter, al'.ibly Ther's inothing like knowing how to travel in all oun('oitries. I am11 ar old travelecr myself." The Eiglish imp prlise up hi lips and frowns ; the Eiglisl matron's face assumes still mnore th< purple hue of hr own flounces ; thI tall thin num's face twitches as il with i smpprs.-led smile. All tli landse:tje scems to shimber in tl Iheat.. Soil of brown and chroln tints iiterspersed with fitids'of gohl el graina, wlhere reiapers toil at th< harvest, :md'. thatece otages. Or On Ioriz:i sctanids a windilhl, or the other the sea makes up ii -im:irshes lnd ereek's, IId the sali b. uu comens fr sh fronm that sani tarinaiim of the coast, Berek. At last Montireuil is reached, and tko British iaiitron deseemls to tht plhatform like ai bomiibshiell; pr'oteast ihng thait she is suff'ocatinmg, and wil] go aniywhmer.e else if she isonly per1 Imitted to br'eathie. "We can't all be0 first,' Mr. Swau remairks. withia little enekling laugh, iand lalces his umbirellai on the seat lately occupied by the pr~etty Eng. hishm girl. At Abbe)ville the Germiian (lep-irts; at Amnieus time French couple fol. low. "I call this coimfIortable," s iys Mr. Swan, with a sigh of samtisfactionm. TI e tall thin nmn makes some gi umb~ling, iwitrt ieulaf e response, andl settles hlimiself for a nap. Mr. Swan gazes at the two little spaceS. omrrrinsertedl in tihe opposOit< wvall, wvith tihe notice, in Fr'enmch, English and Glermnan att'iched: "lin case5 o f any extraordinary emergency rec iniriing the( aitten tior of th e guard, the passHeniger is ire. quested to break the glass with his elbow, pull the tag inclosedl, attachied to the~engine, amnd signal wit~h hiF. arm from the right-hand window. 1i at passenger ~lceks the traini withoul suilicient cause, lhe wvill beoprosecuted by law." I"We do things bettm'r thau thiS. in Anierica ; the open car is safer, and has more air. Howv is a man te signal the engine and wave his hand from the window if he is being mur dere'd for instance t" Mr. Swani meiditaites, wi th a yawn, and also dlis- poses5 himself for at nap. He may have slept mninutes oi hours, s-> compl1leto has been hiS. oblivion, whoni a hot bro.-th scorche his cheek, and a voice hisses ini his "Snakes !" "Where ?" As lie opens is eyes, with a start, Mr'. Hwan inivohmitarily dlrawis up his~feet from possilo con. ac wihreptiles. The tall man is no longer r'ecogniizab l' ;lhe has cast his foz uponm the floor, his hair' bris- tles onm his hieadl, his features are subiject to frighmtful contortions, and] he sits plering into his solitar'y com- palnioun's face with a most blood(1 cuirdlhing expression. "Snakes !" he repeats, in the same hissing whisper-"anakes and rats!' "Oh, I guess not," returns Mr'. Swan, soothingly, his pi'evious sur avey of thme floor' now concentr'ating in the tall thin maii. "Snakes anid rats in thn nsti tower, where the wind moans and the ghosts walk at midnight. Hark I" The speaker, vibrating from a droary mnonlotonio to sulddon, lectrified at- tention, hurls himself to the other end of the carriage, and presses his fore- head against the glass, if his life de- ponded onl discerningf. somo1 pasing object. Mr. Jeremiah Swan feels a creep- ing chill descend his spine as lie watches his erratic companion ap- prehlnsively. Who is he? Whore did lie come from ? What will he do next '? This last (uestion is answered abnost before framed. Tie tall thin nim tifrown back his hoeid, with a loud laugh of iiiiiiite derision, kieels. and gizes under each sent successively, until lie reaches Mr. Swaii, to w hom ho makes a lucid ox- plalnation of the singular lanuvro: "I thotght Ite waIts here." "Who ?" questions Mr. Swan, with ill-concealed anxiety. "Never mind. Well, if you 1mUst know, the Tower executioner. Ho promised to come." 'h1e stranger then seats himself o)l)osite his fel- low-psssenger, iand placing hands on knees, brings his face on a level with that of Mr. Swan, asking, briskly, Sir, are you the Shah of Persia ?" "No, 1 mil not," respond Mr. 1Swan, dubiously, and unable to per- e iv any humor in the questiou. All the instructions respec tilng the treatment of the insano he has ever heard crowd into his mind and bewilder him. The tall thin man is evidently mia( ! In vain Mr. Swan tries to fix and quell his rolling eye --i vain endeavors to follow the other's movements. Tle situation is certainly a grave one. "It is false 1" shouts the strange creature, in tones that cause Mr. Swan to jump nervously. "I knew you froim the lirst, Shah-in-Shah, aid you are doomed, for I can not al- ways be deceived. Al ! you turn pale, nolser-Oant ! I tel you thalt I recogm1ize you Iuider all disguises and im any garb. When the traui stops we shall bo (ulits." My good mn11, you aro mistakeln ql1.vers Mr. Swan, feeling furtively for the door handle. Not so, wretclied tyrant. Do you know me now ? I muu the avenger. Wa~s not my belovedl seiized onl t.he1 Persi-tn frontier and sawni asunder' because rth( called yo a rattlepate, i onke ? Anl you ask me for mere~y-me !" The spe:Lker's voico rises to such a elimax of fury with etach word, as he towers aho1,o Mr. Swan, arms gesticulating, featilres convulsed witui rage, lat the other parries al anticipated bow. Blit the avenger does no0t strikie. Hie! withdrew to the othor end of the carriage wxith a cunning smile. muoutling and ( gibberi'ing, and takes from ai embroidered sheath an Orient-l knife of <bizzling steel. At first he contents himself with snatch- (!S Of wild song, de'lamlation, poeti- cul recitations. Mr. Swani is con- gratulat ing limioeif on being forgot- ten when, with the samo enning smile, the tall thin man feels the keen edge of his knife. andll moves stealthily toward his corlplalion. "What. do yon want ? ' deimids MTIr. S want, incoherently, sear cely abIlei to beldieve the evidence of his senlses. "J lood !" nolltters the avenger, ini a frightful voice, still mlovinig for- ward with that sujpressed, stealthy~ aspect. IAll that a mnt 11has will lhe give for Is life. Mr. Swan, at last thorough- ly aroused to his <langer, withI onie bound breaks the' glass of the litule mirror in tile wail, pull1s thle bell (desperately, and thusts his~arml) out of the right-hand window. 'T1e tratin stops5, heads 1pop otut of other car- riliges, guairds imisten to ft rescue. Wthat have we here ! T1hie tIlI thin man, cool al composl1!ed, Pits readjing' at neOwspatpe-, his fez re'stored on his h eadl anid MrtIi. Swani, oppoiite, ceager- ly, excitedly tells his St0''o ry i broken French. His life has1 beeni thtreat- onied with a knife. 'iTie tall thin man(1 is a raving lunatic,. He, Mr. Swanh, just reached thon hell in timec to escape Ibein mulrei'Alths and much miore, the guards hiear scowlinigly. Othier passengers cluster alboult thle door)1. TIhie tatll thlin man11 glanlces with qjuiet compass5;ioni at Mr i. Swa~n ;thenr- sufflered1 fromn frighitiln his~sleep--he Imauy not be0 uisedI to travel--and1 snatched itt the bell hefore I could prevenlt him. Surely lie (enn1 not say that I have touched him ?" Oh, the cunnling of mianiacs! '"How da~re you !"' begins Mir. Swan, turn'us ple, anid pauses5 in utter confusion. D)uig hlis miost ex travaganit ravinigs amnd thbreatening~ gestieultionis the till thin muan has inot once'( to)uched him. Is there method in) sutch maiess~i~~? All eyes rivet on Mr. Swan ais he rep~eaits his story. How t.one and inadequai11te that story sounuds, with the guards(I m-cowlinig, the palssengers smiling incredulously, andit the voice of the British m itrona heariid from an adljacent carllrialge-"I am11 glad of it. The brute I" Fromi which (comament only the most patiiful inferences cIan bo drawn as to the stateo of a char-i- table lady's feelings. A gentleman stops5 forwvard aind greets tho tall thlin muan. "Why, it iS M---. How are you ?" Then, with somne rapid oxplatnation to the gatards' ovid1ently intendode~ to produce a favorable im- prosSion as8 regards Mr. Swan's enemy- the gentlnman getia in thn carriage and shakos hanids with tli maniac. "I thought you wvero star ring in the provines. What's th< row hero 7" Thus is Mr. Swan left in th< lurch. A wild impuilse to escapt possesses iiiii, checked by manii" hands. Ho is in all enemys coutry, an1(d has made a direful inistako. H might talk himself blind and hoarme und his audieneo would simply smile "I havo told the truth," he asicver ittes, although the giards are talking with excited animation, and otheli paeongers turn a-wiy. The tall thin man evon intercedes good, hunioredly ; the guards, deephl iftrinuted and incensod, threatein Jercimiah Swan vWith iue and impris ilnaon t. When Paris is reached, behold 'ur much crestfallen traveller, re. viled, ridieuled and despisedl, in tih Custody of the gendarimes, wilik the t-ll thin man follows, aceomupan- ied by his friend, having previoisl l;ossed away it toy weapon of Oriii- tad workmanship. "If you hl American ears, Huch0 things could not happen," says Mr. Swan to the leiarest gen darme, whose responise sCcoms to suggest a lack of the Engfrlish language. The tazll thin manexplains matters LO him friend for th first time. "I could not resist the temiiptation, your lorlship. I havo discovered thait uturo has adapted me for tragedy, ud I have mistakon my calling hith- mrto. We must got the beggar off. I did not anticipate his going to such extr'emes, and, on my word, his fright wais most extraordiniary." This Mr. Swan pursues hi.-; way in this glorious fashion, and the tall tIhin inui, eccentric in costumo, with the Eastern gem on his finger, flows to avert the serious resilts of his joke. The Careful Man. Soon after noon yesterday a stranger entered a Woodyard ivenue hardware store and asked il they kept shinigli nails there. Be. ing iniformmed that they had a dozen kegs on hand, lie further imired- "Are theiy genuine shinglo naih or only imi tatiomw?" "They are shingle nails, ol "Let me oee them." A handful was place. on the counter before him, and lie tooli sever'al nails to the door where hi coiuld get a stronp- light. Aftei scanmg h them horoughliy ie teste( t wo or three beCween his teeth tL ied to bend them between hit fingers, and said- "WOll. they seem to be all right and I'll take live pounds. I don'i wait to appelr. capOtiOus, but ] bought some shingle natils alontg here0 soiewlere about a month ago cirried cteii home, und what do yoi sippose they tuirnied out. to be ?" "Six-peinies ?" auswevred th< elerik. "No sir. They woro shoe-pegm sir ! "That was strange," mused the clerk. ''And another time when I order ed shingle nails," continued1 th< stranger, "tIle ('hlr pitt up foni stove-iand~lets, thriee itnumeg gr'atr da oflee-miill. Can~t I huild coiw-shed( out o f coffeoe-mills ? Cmn IL shingle a barn with stove-hiandles (Can I chlphoard1 a smtoke housec witi niuttmeg grters ?' is erk. "'Ando aniotheri tie when I asker foir shtingle' nai lsII hey' putt m11 ull four corn'i-poppe~rs and1( ai imatth afe These thinigsi hatve suink dleep inito myi~ soul1, atnd you insn'ft blamejo mut for se'mintg patrtiiubir. Now thiest "Of courise." "'Shingle niails ?" "dus nt writo if oni thuis catrd and1( ~ive mie your' namew, the nme of th( fir'm, the number1)0 (of thiis58 store andi thle date o(f the mtontth. .j don't wvan t to muake tr'oubhlc, bunt if I findo when igget hiome ac hat, you ha uve~put rne up haith-bricok andtt harn'Iess-snatpLa it thie p~hree' of shingle nails, I'll 'omeu' back here andh mtako it warms or~m ! A DraIve E'ngincor'. As an exeursion t rain of eighiteen heavily loaded ears oni the Ver'miont hiivision of the Portlantd and( Ogdents Buurg r'ailroad had coummnenced the( lescent of a heavy gr'ade, betwoon S4t. Johns)buriy and the Connetientl r'iver, the engineer deser01iod thre enttle upon the track just in ad vane of him. To drive or frighiter them from thue tr'ack, 01' to seasona bly stop the tr'ain, was impossiblo Instanitly hoe decidled upon01 li roiur'se. He sent the firemuan f< disconneeitt his enigineo and1( fted from the train, whistled "dowi b~rakes," and( with ftull steamif on1 phit~med forwardli'( alonte, and wit h th< feamrful impeotus thius gined~m~ threv thte cattle fr'om the tirack. Hie Ihme riuietly allowed the train to overtakh< hitm again, conneted it and 'onl tinned on, lisa passnigers kniowin1 nothinig of the fearful danigeri they had escaiped by his~bravory, his qjuic'k w it, and his fidelity to The College at Dun WVost is in very flour'ishinmg condition, consider inrg the hem1 Limna~ Addreas of Governor Hampton. Cori.unuA, S. ., Nov. 22, 1876. To the 'erpleo/iof uth Carolina: The Board of Stato Canvasseiors1 have, by their unprecedoitod action to-day, shown tnot only their con- tempt and defiance of the Supremo Coriti of the State, but their utter disireg'ard of their own of0ico and integyrity. While tho grave ques- tion dotermining the rosult of the recent olection were pending before the 8upriomo Court, composed of thr0o Jud1gos bolonging to the Republican party, and ill direct violation of the ordere of thin tri- bunal, the Board have issued cortifi- cateii of cloction to tho Republican Prosidontial oloctors and to Repuib lican SLatto ofliors, and have rofused to givo (ortifiect!s to Doiocratie members of the LegiRahiture, shown by thle rotuin of tlii., iaettno board to have beon elected in the countieu of Edgetiold and Laiuron. 'This high. hande(d otr111ag11 i w ll caluated to ar-ou1se the in;dgnatin of our long stfo'riTg peop-ile, butI I assuL-o them that this daring and Ievolut .n1mry act of th 13Jard canl have no cg ' force whatevor. I appeil to yu, therofore. in the fullest confidence that thie lippoal villnot be uTAhitioded, that you will maintain, evoln undeir these provocatioii, your character of an orderly and la-abiding peo- ple. During the mpast Oxciting politi- cal CaInviaso3, you havu itudiously avoided ovou the semblance of a purpos;O to tisturb thlu public poace or to transgress th law. Your cause, and it, is the canso of con- stitutional govermuont of the coun- try, has boon carried to the highest courL of tie State, and weo are willing to abido by its docision, fooling as- sured that thii tribunal will see that tie laws shall bo onforced and justiceO secured. WADE HAMPTON. The Hon. Abram S. Howitt bag written tie following lettor to Gon. Wado Haipton NATIONAL DIM. C(i?,srrrE.E, N te-w Yonx, Nov. 24, 1876. MYg JJear Sir Your admirable address to the people of South Caro- lina is the subject of uliiversal comn- imeidation here. In fact, tho 'pru- dellee, the forbearanco and self- control of your peoplo unuder the inost exasi;orating provocation, ifs beyond lit] praise. I can only trust Chat in the exciting ituation ill which you will find yoursolf next week, no outbicak will occur. It ill ah-host too much to expeet that there will bo no indiscreot men in South Carolina who may provoke a col- linion, but, novortheless, the provi.- donceo of God has so far guided you an1d your poople in all your diflicul- tics, that your friends rest in calm contlhileneo upon) the wisdom and good fortuno whieh- have so far at- tended your attionsi. You may rest assired that your Northern brethirenl haRv conlsoerated themselves to the work of your de- liverance, and will iever coatSo their efforts 11111il you are restored to tha freed->m wherewith you woro made free by the labors and sacrilices and wisdom of your forefathiere. Go~d give' you and yonr peoplo~ all the wisdom and all the, paftienei(O neteded1 in this hour of trial, and1( this crisis of. the destiny of our common We have full faith in tho justice of the people of the United States, and wec do not enteortain adoub11 t of the final verdiet, which they will palss uiponm the oceurrences of the last two weeks. Tfhe verdict will suirely vi.1- diente their miajoesty, andu will re- estaldish free goverinment uploni a lasJtinig basis5. 1 lmve hte honmor to beu, ver~y ro~ tipoctfuily, your obedient servant, Anm S. HJuwerm r, Ch~Iairmian Nat'l. Demn. Conna lii It e0. (Gen. Wa'~mde H ampilton), Comhgmu bia, S. C. Roscued fro'ni 3!m Grave. A nasty4 , d ieojored and( wm non11 lea he iin ekeab ook was sent. to the U~ni ted Sbt":4 treasiury, w Uth the following.. afhldvit, from Arkansas: "W'XXhuJi ploing muy Iiiehl .l lost myr, note, at .W50 andi a 820 N(-: yearI wv (1 hennlowing the s-unue fi iii 1 uu.i cartheud it. I tsendu it and( its c''n Id e-n fr Uinientiienat ion." Th pockethouok wais given to ai lai ty. who is a greatI expert. She carefu'ly reov'.ed th(e110( uohlan derlir, huf, alas ! 1.he1 legal teondour hadu not ben p~roof agauinst frost and rain and ear'thly muold. There wero only a few b)lack crumbs in place of the (*risp, fresh notos. The lady took 1tissue paper the siz'u of ai grecimbaick. particles, an 1, as if by magi4.p, she( reognizedl at letter here and( there. Th'1lese sher stuick on t issile paiper with iiuiilago, until *iho found a cluo by which shie co~uld identify each1 note. She proved that they woro notes5 of the Nat ional Bank of Baltimore, Mdl. and1( by her knowi- (udge and1( patieunce 8)h( caused the -notes to b)e redeomed by now ones, andl the farmer has not lost a cent by panting bank notes, thugh his Crop) has not increased. Iw was a New Jersey wife who said: "ify dear, if you can't really drink La:1 cofree withouti abusing me, how is it that you can always -jdrink bad whiskey without abusing i the harkeeper ?" Opinions of the Pross. Tho following extracts, taken from loading Now York papors, show to sono extent what is thought of the the action of the Stato Board of Can. Vassors. 'Tho //erald says "This is very sharp practico. If the Supro m Court cannot support its authority, which the board havo defied, thcj Stiato must be counted for lHayo m The audacity of this ict bctratyls groat desporation. If undone, in the cours8O of justice, it will stand as a fonimltal til finmy. Tho Post (Rep.) says: "Thobest thing the South Carolina board of Canlvassers (ca1n do is to roasHemble. Th counry will not bo sati.stled with proeelings which look like Sharp.1 practi(.o. WN ( admiit that tho Supreme Court itself is not freo froum a suspicion of shalrp practice. No appeatrance (f judicial sharp practice, however, cnnl (xclse tho, sharp11) priactic of the) clnvassors. Inl til iirSt pla.iels the conse1rvative (Opinion of .it omintry domandillsi re- ipet. for the jinlglnooni of tho con- slitutoeo'? tri s and it iq hottor that a dovitiioni whiebi is wrongll shall be obeyed thain that it sholid be disobecd, men to coiri i righlit end. 11t) pr( oledi'' kn y'esterday in SouIth Carol1ina il not vonvince the country that the canvamin ho;lues"t andli fair." 'VT Tim. (.un.) 0.., : "The South Carolimt board of cnivassers ha:Lvo reen'Ognlize l sI1OWha9t. Iate1 their mistiake inl subui tting their action to theroviow allcolLrot of the Supreme Court. In issuing its ordurs to a judicial body of entirely indopend- out jurisdietion, that Oourt was guilty of a manifost usurpation, and, ill consenting to argue the case ho- fore the Court, the board of can- vassers gave those orders an appear anceo of validity which could not othorwise have boon claimed for them. The clear intention of the majority of the Hupreno Court was to do the work of the Democrats at what-everi sacrifice of coilstitiutionlal right and common justice." The World (Dem.) says; "Tho board of canvyasiOrm yesterday stolo the olectoral vote of that Stato openly from thi Supremn Court, with tho avowed objOt of offoring it to Hayes. The robry waFs brazon und shimieless, and it rests with the American peaOpiO to decido whether they will sillronldor the control of their government to such hand-, or maintatin their liberties, iolf-rosipeoet and prosperity 1)y enforcing the remheidies of the law against a lawless conspiracy without parallel in our Pitching Twenty-Dollar Gold Pieces. While the dis~puto was in progrs,09 Sim Ornidoff and Joe Stewart sot up ia couple of pegs in the ground, and began to piteh half dollars. A crowd gathred about 1h pegm, and the pitching was so abominably bad that half ia dozen moro took a hand in, )y the kind permission of James and Joseph, who immediately began to develop 80om1 exeClhent, pitchling, anid rak~ed inl tile pots1 alterniatoly, to tile surprlisO of abou~it a dozen 2m101 who( eniter'ed the gamlo unider' tho imrfi1e5- 510o1 thazt they haid something soft. Alli nltereist inl the race was no0w lost, and eachb pitchi was~hiled witht a uhbout of derision or au bursvt of ap- lausei5. TJ'ie way3 tile two( original plit.c113her bgan 1to gafthler ill aL hafrvost (of silver was1 a- cauion11)1. Fin~ally it was suggested thtt, they pitcih twen% tv dolir gold pieces, and this change of p~rogramml1e hadh a thlinnring effect grach iimily a pretty stiff game13 devel- oped, beginining at two dlollars andl~ a hlf aL pitch, antd graduially crawl- ing up to twenty dollars. Onuly ono pot of this kind, ho'we'vor, wats played. f~lf a dozeni ltwon23ties had11 boon lanideud w~illi 1 radius of six uinces of the( pog, wheni ~Jo0 Stowart, whot had1 ret1ired on)1 is iorei'ls, was asked if hie waiibed a'oy of it. After taking IL efuil sulrvey3 of the ebanLIces, wh:ich were' desper)tlltt', ll) drew3. aL twenty from his~p)oket and0, with aL calIcuIli the peg. Th'iere wasl( a ii hurrah, and11 of ~ourso5( Jloe, w.ith his prover btial generos01ity, Iro mteds thet cro0wd(.. Vifiia (Jit| Ch1lronlic/e. On Thullrs hyr, aftornoon Mrs. Caroline S. B rooks, of A rkansas, w.1holso butter' 5culpjture ha1 beenCf 0one of the c'uriositie ISOf tile woman~f's building, made(1 a temporary studio of 1th0 judges' hall, and in the1 pres- once of the judges, somfo mtomboe of the conunlision~, tihe board of f'-mee, mnembers of thin pressl, and other in)vited~ guests, exoented a line headL~ inl buttor. T1heo butter was churned in thle butter' anld c'hoeso buIihling on Thlursday miornling. Its gennmiencssI was attested-if that were nlecessar3y to satisfy unholieovora -hy3 thle commlfissioneors from Ohio and1( Missouri, wvho saw it made, and( by the judges anld audlienco, whlo wore permitted to taste it. Mrs. Brooks p)latced her butter..howl on the top of the chlurn, and first using the ordinary butter paddle, to give sh LpO to the golden muass, then the finer paddle and cedar sticks, in the couirse of an houir and a half of q uiet work, another beautiful Iolanathe was framed in tile milk-pan. .-Philadeipkia centuru. Genoral Sherman on the Criti8. A Washington (impatcll, datod November 16th, says: General shoruau, in an interview to-day, iaid : "Everything ia very quiet in the South. All the rif clubs have dis perRed, so far as I cani hear. I do not approhenld alny trotlblo from the Southern1 people. They are all quiet and law-abiding, and apparently dis- pose(d to he guided) by their friandt at the North." "In canso of there being trouble next Marcl, you will have a great responsibility Vinust upon yotir Hhlouldors, Gonel'al ?" "I don't know. My God, I lopo thero is not. going to ho any troitble. I on't noW 1tpprelhIdlhI 1Nv. filudl try to do mvN du11h *always."' A geileian pro'lni* with i'w-- eintit'led 'Falloun Empir ml hi'is arpassed nrear) Ge'n. :hm-wl.:] asiked him if ho di f not, t hink our Co11tst)ry V 'i i rint <mlagr or beilln agaii ren hvfct b'ns andti ruhined in i biscomin' coitt.. c. "ilNtc" i aid hnrms brie v. low ing' i t eAmlOur of sn t il Iis mo t, ietl' )0i fash11it' -ou rteim ty i' to Hpull oe dirut wa 'xn. -- "Bit," sAt the phnilosoph ri f 'Fallen Emipirs, , ov'. vo.-hk our prosetoyteand Imibo a m0 rue sen f1tdo' ov m t t, lithe EiiVnnilish1 rd nl(iuii "Noi," ro-felfirled byhGun. N.}olii y.. pleniar no mSuepherihtr :l0o, t to smething m work (ur uadtS tniesd uier l.u pres nt w1 :llOV constitution. Our form Of goINvern. mnt midy beo odil inl tilin, but its spirit will over rot the v.mI0:- hictgo T .i Wa Chamlborlain Elctod. 1Dospatch tho the Nows larI C'rier, u ariat, IS. C., Nov. 22.-Tle startling rumor m ntioned by four Columbia correspondent, thIt'iJlTgo Green wasf clcted Governor two yearsH ago, but was Counted Ont by the canvasing boarn aof t Chabel- lain, iis confirmod by Gen. Jolm 13. Dennis, who, inl September las, tol thud sam thing to tihlt tuder- signed in proloni o of two or moro witnielnos. Il inl aditorial publis hed inthlio Trum nutherni, o a the 2-ih Octo- bor, the fact wasbrought ouit,ls tho following extract will show r "Do the secholarly ft hamberltin rtad history no botter than to call Brutus anh assasmii '? Docy ho not know that neither Tartiquinius Suporbus nor Appius Claudiu fell by the hand of anl onomy Y The for-- mor, liko the Tarquin of South Caro- lina, ideavormd to retin by tynan- ny the power which le h( oebtined by fralud ; for be it knl own, to tll otornal shamio of Daiil 11. Cham. berlain, aorted upon the authority of Gth. J. 3. Dlnni, as iL uling R. piblicea politit'tiani', thati)ti Mait- eilacstts Yanke was not lost1h1o. by the votes of the people of thli state, but merely sitolo Hie offico from the good and honest Joh n T. Gren, who had a manjority of tho votos polled at Cot Ieletion of 1874, t')HEd'11 H 'itor r Sui~thn Ink lth) fo1tii,'itllogltr Governor~t illamp hton(t expressesiit alt wishtat ill telaf t the air daugil'Shter of'; wouth adole inawoitt as ai mark oft rnderengad o gardiecl willse lito my atighetion has jut beencall to ai, very koinpopitiyoun, md wome of he Sae) iob join 1i'n Io needi~ notAsaye hote atpl tii is poposietion,. ha .,tourbed1my hatr. t ator anoharlar to h nfl tbe. Nions underoohch wmy fritn.! t fl pad me,( anwihth ta thergn.I 187 th cnser ei'as eithe grai1al nort Tnreton, whn hichm to pake nuther aationuint it bTh dt in the gofio sutonle t min lun meo win grunies ah-t, ofthe Sheipti anof myself posiC Throom tion Th oftoml~ tati l and rtgar moumyntn will tisfyQ Th fagivmng "lwmpAno!ycn.

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VOL. I---NO. 8. WINNSBORO, S. C.. THURSDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 30, 1876. *VOL. --NO.8..Ih,*~Iefe-d toriy#

THE PARIS EXPRESS,From Harper'H WeLdy.

"Take your places!" shouts th(guard, watving his hand toward thEwvaiting trainThe guard wears his official cai

placed juiLltily on the curilng, oil3locks nodorning his head, and hilolive-tinted face with its hug<black mustache, is noL incapable omiles, yet hie so far departs fronthe admirable example of his Encylish brothier, whIose3 quiet assidii.forms part of an unlimited capacit3for absorbing shillings, its to ierel2stand. his gro~und before the glasidoors of the waiting-room, througlwich surges an anxious throng, 3acontents himself wi th the inj ute ion,"Take your plaCeos."

Mr. Jeremiah 8wan, armed willportmanteaun, umbrolla, linen coat,and cane, has push1ed his way, glided around, and inserted himself hetween his follow-pIsseIgers with thncel-like celerity for which he is (istinguished, and when the glas:portal slides back, he speeds wildlIalong the platform toward the trainactuated by a determination toobtain the best place for himself,4 Nature and circumstances hav:adapted him to this noble end in aunusual degree. There are no gen(Crous impulses in the soul of MrSwan likely to impel him to rasideeds, and there is not a superfluous ounce of flesh on his frame to1impede a swift ru11sh1 to all grolnd:of vantage over his fellow-ereaturesAccordingly, when panting huinanity, enculmbered with children, wrap;and bags, reaches the parficularailway carriage in which our traveler has alrenty ensconed himself. .iis no marvel, that lie is discovered thave chosen a place by the windovin reference to sin. the einders an,'the landscape, and isi prepared tobeam ontOhose who come after hiwith a tiumphant secse of personisuperiority.What becones of those Iir'-c'is:

passengers who find 110 vacant window, much less any seat at all D<they' melt away altogether from thndepot, like moring mist in tLhsunshine, or are they wedged int,.second-elass carriages, family tieTuthlessly severed by the inexorabb1guard of the the olive coml) plexiolMr. Jeremiah Swan, traveling agenfor the great Amereliall honse o(Moon's Polish, ui ther knows nocares, since h liw been able to miakohis own little arraingemennts fol4 -cIomfort and ease. Nevertheless, h4c ists a speullative eye on his fituro.comip-mIn.img.

Elnter Mofn.sieur rind Mudrone o-tho oni,-e bourp.1 ; law-innday.who Ieluctant ly acce(pt the otlhe;Window, where sash and cur'taiiln ar(speedily closed to presm've'.latter's black dress and feattheitrimmings from dust andisun.'renhll wonumrn will enI-dur'e- mil

.mnartyrdom of discome fort IIthelthan mar her toilet. EInter a stou'Gerni., who plumps down oppositMr'. Swani, flushed, lorsp8Jirling, am<1~onverting his st rawi hat init > a fan

Enter an1 apop0lectic 1(oldEngl isl.genltlemnan, withI an apljOhectie wi f

"Bless moy soul! No other p':ace !'gr'umbles paLter'famlilias. "WXillI th<hieat be0 too miuch for yfou, Mahriai ?'

"I1 can not end(uroe it, I am vor-.sure," gasp~s materianiliias. "GoodneOss knows how they manage miat.ters out of England now!1"

"Try 5sec11 d-class," suggests ti:

"I neOver travel seCon1 1. lasxs," ire±urns the wife, with dlignity.

"Oh, iimnna, lea(se' to get iihere:, or we shall be left." impllloretdaughter, hovering 01) the step,Visioni of ]oviliness, in ai caIvaliel'straw hat andl~ black man(13tle.

TIho potent spells of femuinimd'chamis have long been s;ung nm.rhymue andl told inl story. .Per'hap:lihe homage) paid themi hats passetawi~ay from earth. with the miiinstreh~ardls themnselve 4. The sweet, im'ploring eye~s andI blooming face othe English girl ma~de no0 more impression ont the chivalrousx souls oMr. Swatn 01' his German r/l ri-ib-m as if they land boon graLviidols instead of men01. "You don'iclatch me3( giving upi miy seatL to the(old womanL1 ;hlt her stay at home,'r'eflectas Mfr. Swan1, anid heonmesuperciliously absor'bed in ./I.tGzaulois, although his knowledge oF~rench is somiewha~t dlefectiveIt is not until the dowager, withrebellious r'ustlings of her pur'phllomeesM amnd adljustmenmt oif veil anubonnet strings~ habout acrmocounltenanclo., has t-iken a m1iddilseat, that Mr'. Swan obs1orve:the eighth p)assenger', who 1111slippe)d inl quiietly dulring t0: 111omotion inlcidenlt to setlhng the othecinmates. He is a tall, thin imimeccentric in eostumie, with wyhiit<fatigue shoes on his feet, ai silk hatwhich lhe exchanges for a Turikislfez with dangling tassel, andh a 1.trgtring on tho third linger' of the lofhand conitaininig the op descent stomoknown inl india as ai "cat's-eye.Whether it is the ray of rosy lighin the jewel which attracts MrSwan's attention, or1 somel striking'individuality in theo wearer', ho itunable tloldec'ide, bult fronm sheciforce of pulzzled inqpiry lhe revert;

to the tall thin man again andagain.The train moves away . and

Boulogno-sur Mor, with the bathoralready on the beach, the skateiralready preparing for another da)of aimless circling around tLe rink,the English tourists already flockinptoward the Etablissemnont for amorning gossip, is left behind in th<hot sunshine, Napoleon I. in bronzgaizing over across the waters fromhis pedestal on the cliff toward tl<England he failed to coniuor.There is little conversation in thc

raihvay carriage; the Freinch couphquietly simmer in their corner, andmadamo's black dress is preservedthe apoplectic English papa pantsthe English mama, with symuptoiniof asphyxiia, gazos at the roof of th(conveyance, which resenbles ppadded box without ventilation ; thtall thin man dozes ; and Mr'. Jere-miah Swan, by a happy iinsj)irltioF(liscoveriig that a draught endan-gors his right car, pulls )up the sid(sash, thus eonsiderably increasinnthe discomfort of his fellow cre.turcs.

"I shall die!" exclaims the Britislimatron, waving her large fardespairingly.Perhaps Mr. Swan would lowei

the window again, but for soveralvery powerful reasons with one olhis organization. In traveling orthe Continent he is especially (elsiirous of appearing (fu faU with t.hsitulatiOl, an1l he iias HO C'r beeneminently successful in claiming thcbost for himself, with tihe ai(d of coinof the realn. Again, he is a man olsma1l wits, prolul of tie conlidencreposed in his own sagacity by thepropriietors of Moon's Polish, proudof his business knowledge and pow.era of penetration in dealing wittihumanity. Altogether he feels him-self to be equal to any emergonev,and intends to impress others wiflithe fiet as well. Always equal tctheemrgeniy, Mr. Jeremiahi Swan,wit t[ie tall thiin man gaLzing at youstealthily throuigh his 3yelashes.The erimm traveler feels theWaste of tissue. lHo prolduces ii

pocket flask of Rhine wile, a IoilIand a sansage; his fat cleckwrinkle into ia Smile as his aimoutt:expansis.

"I wAit not for ze buff'et allAmiens,," he- says to Mlr. Swnii.

No, retunis the latter, al'.iblyTher's inothing like knowing howto travel in all oun('oitries. I am11 arold travelecr myself."The Eiglish imp prlise up hi

lips and frowns ; the Eiglislmatron's face assumes still mnore th<purple hue of hr own flounces ; thItall thin num's face twitches as ilwith i smpprs.-led smile. All tlilandse:tje scems to shimber in tlIheat.. Soil of brown and chrolntints iiterspersed with fitids'of gohlel graina, wlhere reiapers toil at th<harvest, :md'. thatece otages. OrOn Ioriz:i sctanids a windilhl, orthe other the sea makes up ii-im:irshes lnd ereek's, IId the salib. uu comens fr sh fronm that sanitarinaiim of the coast, Berek.

At last Montireuil is reached, andtko British iaiitron deseemls to thtplhatform like ai bomiibshiell; pr'oteastihng thait she is suff'ocatinmg, and wil]go aniywhmer.e else if she isonly per1

Imitted to br'eathie."We can't all be0 first,' Mr. Swau

remairks. withia little enekling laugh,iand lalces his umbirellai on the seatlately occupied by the pr~etty Eng.hishm girl.At Abbe)ville the Germiian (lep-irts;

at Amnieus time French couple fol.low.

"I call this coimfIortable," s iys Mr.Swan, with a sigh of samtisfactionm.TI e tall thin nmn makes somegi umb~ling, iwitrt ieulaf e response,andl settles hlimiself for a nap. Mr.Swan gazes at the two little spaceS.

omrrrinsertedl in tihe opposOit<wvall, wvith tihe notice, in Fr'enmch,English and Glermnan att'iched:

"lin case5 o f any extraordinaryemergency rec iniriing the( aitten tiorof th e guard, the passHeniger is ire.quested to break the glass with hiselbow, pull the tag inclosedl, attachiedto the~engine, amnd signal wit~h hiF.arm from the right-hand window. 1iat passenger ~lceks the traini withoulsuilicient cause, lhe wvill beoprosecutedby law."I"We do things bettm'r thau thiS.in Anierica ; the open car is safer,and has more air. Howv is a man tesignal the engine and wave his handfrom the window if he is being murdere'd for instance t" Mr. Swanimeiditaites, wi th a yawn, and also dlis-poses5 himself for at nap.He may have slept mninutes oi

hours, s-> compl1leto has been hiS.oblivion, whoni a hot bro.-th scorchehis cheek, and a voice hisses ini his

"Snakes !""Where ?" As lie opens is eyes,

with a start, Mr'. Hwan inivohmitarilydlrawis up his~feet from possilo con.ac wihreptiles. The tall man isno longer r'ecogniizabl' ;lhe has casthis foz uponm the floor, his hair' bris-tles onm his hieadl, his features aresubiject to frighmtful contortions, and]he sits plering into his solitar'y com-palnioun's face with a most blood(1cuirdlhing expression.

"Snakes !" he repeats, in the samehissing whisper-"anakes and rats!'

"Oh, I guess not," returns Mr'.Swan, soothingly, his pi'evious suravey of thme floor' now concentr'atingin the tall thin maii.

"Snakes anid rats in thn nsti

tower, where the wind moans and theghosts walk at midnight. Hark I"The speaker, vibrating from a droarymnonlotonio to sulddon, lectrified at-tention, hurls himself to the other endof the carriage, and presses his fore-head against the glass, if his life de-ponded onl discerningf. somo1 pasingobject.

Mr. Jeremiah Swan feels a creep-ing chill descend his spine as liewatches his erratic companion ap-prehlnsively. Who is he? Whoredid lie come from ? What will hedo next '? This last (uestion isanswered abnost before framed. Tietall thin nim tifrown back his hoeid,with a loud laugh of iiiiiiite derision,kieels. and gizes under each sentsuccessively, until lie reaches Mr.Swaii, to w hom ho makes a lucid ox-plalnation of the singular lanuvro:"I thotght Ite waIts here.""Who ?" questions Mr. Swan, with

ill-concealed anxiety."Never mind. Well, if you 1mUst

know, the Tower executioner. Hopromised to come." 'h1e strangerthen seats himself o)l)osite his fel-low-psssenger, iand placing hands onknees, brings his face on a level withthat of Mr. Swan, asking, briskly,Sir, are you the Shah of Persia ?"

"No, 1 mil not," respond Mr.1Swan, dubiously, and unable to per-e iv any humor in the questiou.All the instructions respec tilngthe treatment of the insano he hasever heard crowd into his mind andbewilder him. The tall thin man isevidently mia( ! In vain Mr. Swantries to fix and quell his rolling eye--i vain endeavors to follow theother's movements. Tle situationis certainly a grave one.

"It is false 1" shouts the strangecreature, in tones that cause Mr.Swan to jump nervously. "I knewyou froim the lirst, Shah-in-Shah, aidyou are doomed, for I can not al-ways be deceived. Al ! you turnpale, nolser-Oant ! I tel you thalt Irecogm1ize you Iuider all disguisesand im any garb. When the trauistops we shall bo (ulits."

My good mn11, you aro mistakelnql1.vers Mr. Swan, feeling furtivelyfor the door handle.Not so, wretclied tyrant. Do youknow me now ? I muu the avenger.Wa~s not my belovedl seiized onl t.he1

Persi-tn frontier and sawni asunder'because rth( called yo a rattlepate,i onke ? Anl you ask me formere~y-me !" The spe:Lker's voicorises to such a elimax of fury withetach word, as he towers aho1,o Mr.Swan, arms gesticulating, featilresconvulsed witui rage, lat the otherparries al anticipated bow. Blitthe avenger does no0t strikie. Hie!withdrew to the othor end of thecarriage wxith a cunning smile.muoutling and( gibberi'ing, and takesfrom ai embroidered sheath anOrient-l knife of <bizzling steel. Atfirst he contents himself with snatch-(!S Of wild song, de'lamlation, poeti-cul recitations. Mr. Swani is con-gratulat ing limioeif on being forgot-ten when, with the samo enningsmile, the tall thin man feels thekeen edge of his knife. andll movesstealthily toward his corlplalion."What. do yon want ? ' deimidsMTIr. S want, incoherently, sear celyabIlei to beldieve the evidence of hissenlses.

"J lood !" nolltters the avenger, inia frightful voice, still mlovinig for-ward with that sujpressed, stealthy~aspect.IAll that a mnt 11has will lhe give forIs life. Mr. Swan, at last thorough-ly aroused to his <langer, withI oniebound breaks the' glass of the litulemirror in tile wail, pull1s thle bell(desperately, and thusts his~arml) outof the right-hand window. 'T1e tratinstops5, heads 1pop otut of other car-riliges, guairds imisten to ft rescue.Wthat have we here ! T1hie tIlI thinman, cool al composl1!ed, Pits readjing'at neOwspatpe-, his fez re'stored on hisheadl anid MrtIi. Swani, oppoiite, ceager-ly, excitedly tells his St0''ory i brokenFrench. His life has1 beeni thtreat-onied with a knife. 'iTie tall thinman(1 is a raving lunatic,. He, Mr.Swanh, just reached thon hell in timecto escape Ibein mulrei'Althsand much miore, the guards hiearscowlinigly. Othier passengerscluster alboult thle door)1. TIhietatll thlin man11 glanlces with qjuietcompass5;ioni at Mri. Swa~n ;thenr-

sufflered1 fromn frighitiln his~sleep--heImauy not be0 uisedI to travel--and1snatched itt the bell hefore I couldprevenlt him. Surely lie (enn1 not saythat I have touched him ?" Oh, thecunnling of mianiacs!

'"How da~re you !"' begins Mir.Swan, turn'us ple, anid pauses5 inutter confusion. D)uig hlis miostex travaganit ravinigs amnd thbreatening~gestieultionis the till thin muan hasinot once'( to)uched him. Is theremethod in) sutchmaiess~i~~?

All eyes rivet on Mr. Swan ais herep~eaits his story. How t.one andinadequai11te that story sounuds, withthe guards(I m-cowlinig, the palssengerssmiling incredulously, andit the voiceof the British m itrona heariid from anadljacent carllrialge-"I am11 glad of it.The brute I" Fromi which (comamentonly the most patiiful inferences cIanbo drawn as to the stateo of a char-i-table lady's feelings. A gentlemanstops5 forwvard aind greets tho tallthlin muan. "Why, it iS M---. Howare you ?" Then, with somne rapidoxplatnation to the gatards' ovid1entlyintendode~ to produce a favorable im-prosSion as8 regards Mr. Swan'senemy- the gentlnman getia in thn

carriage and shakos hanids with tlimaniac. "I thought you wvero starring in the provines. What's th<row hero 7"Thus is Mr. Swan left in th<lurch. A wild impuilse to escapt

possesses iiiii, checked by manii"hands. Ho is in all enemys coutry,an1(d has made a direful inistako. Hmight talk himself blind and hoarmeund his audieneo would simply smile"I havo told the truth," he asicverittes, although the giards are talkingwith excited animation, and othelipaeongers turn a-wiy. The tallthin man evon intercedes good,hunioredly ; the guards, deephliftrinuted and incensod, threateinJercimiah Swan vWith iue and imprisilnaon t.When Paris is reached, behold

'ur much crestfallen traveller, re.viled, ridieuled and despisedl, in tihCustody of the gendarimes, wilikthe t-ll thin man follows, aceomupan-ied by his friend, having previoisll;ossed away it toy weapon of Oriii-tad workmanship.

"If you hl American ears, Huch0things could not happen," says Mr.Swan to the leiarest gendarme,whose responise sCcoms to suggest alack of the Engfrlish language.The tazll thin manexplains matters

LO him friend for th first time. "Icould not resist the temiiptation, yourlorlship. I havo discovered thaituturo has adapted me for tragedy,ud I have mistakon my calling hith-mrto. We must got the beggar off.I did not anticipate his going tosuch extr'emes, and, on my word, hisfright wais most extraordiniary."This Mr. Swan pursues hi.-; wayin this glorious fashion, and the talltIhin inui, eccentric in costumo, withthe Eastern gem on his finger,

flowsto avert the serious resiltsof his joke.The Careful Man.

Soon after noon yesterday astranger entered a Woodyardivenue hardware store and asked ilthey kept shinigli nails there. Be.ing iniformmed that they had a dozenkegs on hand, lie further imired-"Are theiy genuine shinglo naih

or only imi tatiomw?""They are shingle nails, ol

"Let me oee them."A handful was place. on the

counter before him, and lie toolisever'al nails to the door where hicoiuld get a stronp- light. Aftei

scanmg hthem horoughliy ie teste(two or three beCween his teethtL ied to bend them between hitfingers,and said-

"WOll. they seem to be all rightand I'll take live pounds. I don'iwait to appelr. capOtiOus, but ]bought some shingle natils alontghere0 soiewlere about a month agocirried cteii home, und what do yoisippose they tuirnied out. to be ?"

"Six-peinies ?" auswevred th<elerik."No sir. They woro shoe-pegm

sir !"That was strange," mused the

clerk.''And another time when I order

ed shingle nails," continued1 th<stranger, "tIle ('hlr pitt up foni

stove-iand~lets, thriee itnumeg gr'atrda oflee-miill. Can~t I huild

coiw-shed( out of coffeoe-mills ? Cmn

IL shingle a barn with stove-hiandles(Can I chlphoard1 a smtoke housec witiniuttmeg grters ?'

is erk."'Ando aniotheri tie when I asker

foir shtingle' nai lsIIhey' putt m11 ullfour corn'i-poppe~rs and1( ai imatth afeThese thinigsi hatve suink dleep initomyi~ soul1, atnd you insn'ft blamejo mut

for se'mintg patrtiiubir. Now thiest

"Of courise.""'Shingle niails ?"

"dusnt writo if oni thuis catrd and1(~ive mie your' namew, the nme of th(

fir'm, the number1)0 (of thiis58store andithle dateo(f the mtontth. .j don'twvan t to muake tr'oubhlc, bunt if I findo

when igget hiomeac hat, you hauve~putrne up haith-bricok andtt harn'Iess-snatpLait thie p~hree' of shingle nails, I'll'omeu' back here andh mtako it warmsor~m !

A DraIve E'ngincor'.

As an exeursion t rain of eighiteenheavily loaded ears oni the Ver'mionthiivision of the Portlantd and( OgdentsBuurg r'ailroad had coummnenced the(

lescent of a heavy gr'ade, betwoonS4t. Johns)buriy and the Connetientl

r'iver, the engineer deser01iod thre

enttle upon the track just in ad

vane of him. To drive or frighiterthem from thue tr'ack, 01' to seasonably stop the tr'ain, was impossibloInstanitly hoe decidled upon01 liroiur'se. He sent the firemuan f<disconneeitt his enigineo and1( fted

from the train, whistled "dowib~rakes," and( with ftull steamif on1phit~med forwardli'( alonte, and wit h th<feamrful impeotus thius gined~m~ threvthte cattle fr'om the tirack. Hie Ihmeriuietly allowed the train to overtakh<

hitm again, conneted it and 'onltinned on, lisa passnigers kniowin1

nothinig of the fearful danigeri they

had escaiped by his~bravory, hisqjuic'k w it, and his fidelity to

The College at Dun WVost is invery flour'ishinmg condition, considerinrg the hem1 Limna~

Addreas of Governor Hampton.

Cori.unuA, S. ., Nov. 22, 1876.To the 'erpleo/iof uth Carolina:The Board of Stato Canvasseiors1

have, by their unprecedoitod actionto-day, shown tnot only their con-

tempt and defiance of the SupremoCoriti of the State, but their utterdisireg'ard of their own of0ico andintegyrity. While tho grave ques-tion dotermining the rosult of therecent olection were pending beforethe 8upriomo Court, composed ofthr0o Jud1gos bolonging to theRepublican party, and ill directviolation of the ordere of thin tri-bunal, the Board have issued cortifi-cateii of cloction to tho RepublicanProsidontial oloctors and to Repuiblican SLatto ofliors, and have rofusedto givo (ortifiect!s to Doiocratiemembers of the LegiRahiture, shownby thle rotuin of tlii., iaettno board tohave beon elected in the countieu ofEdgetiold and Laiuron. 'This high.hande(d otr111ag11 i w ll caluated toar-ou1se the in;dgnatin of our longstfo'riTg peop-ile, butI I assuL-o themthat this daring and Ievolut .n1mryact of th 13Jard canl have no cg'force whatevor. I appeil to yu,therofore. in the fullest confidencethat thie lippoal villnot be uTAhitioded,that you will maintain, evoln undeirthese provocatioii, your characterof an orderly and la-abiding peo-ple.During the mpast Oxciting politi-

cal CaInviaso3, you havu itudiouslyavoided ovou the semblance of a

purpos;O to tisturb thlu public poaceor to transgress th law. Yourcause, and it, is the canso of con-stitutional govermuont of the coun-try, has boon carried to the highestcourL of tie State, and weo are willingto abido by its docision, fooling as-sured that thii tribunal will see thattie laws shall bo onforced andjusticeO secured.

WADE HAMPTON.

The Hon. Abram S. Howitt bagwritten tie following lettor to Gon.Wado Haipton

NATIONAL DIM. C(i?,srrrE.E,N te-w Yonx, Nov. 24, 1876.

MYg JJear Sir Your admirableaddress to the people of South Caro-lina is the subject of uliiversal comn-imeidation here. In fact, tho 'pru-dellee, the forbearanco and self-control of your peoplo unuder theinost exasi;orating provocation, ifsbeyond lit] praise. I can only trustChat in the exciting ituation illwhich you will find yoursolf nextweek, no outbicak will occur. It illah-host too much to expeet that therewill bo no indiscreot men in SouthCarolina who may provoke a col-linion, but, novortheless, the provi.-donceo of God has so far guided youan1d your poople in all your diflicul-tics, that your friends rest in calmcontlhileneo upon) the wisdom andgood fortuno whieh- have so far at-tended your attionsi.You may rest assired that your

Northern brethirenl haRv conlsoeratedthemselves to the work of

your de-liverance, and will iever coatSo theirefforts 11111il you are restored to thafreed->m wherewith you woro madefree by the labors and sacrilices andwisdom of your forefathiere.

Go~d give' you and yonr peoplo~allthe wisdom and all the, paftienei(Oneteded1 in this hour of trial, and1( thiscrisis of. the destiny of our common

We have full faith in tho justiceof the people of the United States,and wec do not enteortain adoub11 t of thefinal verdiet, which they will palssuiponm the oceurrences of the last twoweeks. Tfhe verdict will suirely vi.1-diente their miajoesty, andu will re-estaldish free goverinment uploni alasJtinig basis5.

1 lmve hte honmor to beu, ver~y ro~tipoctfuily, your obedient servant,

Anm S. HJuwerm r,Ch~Iairmian Nat'l. Demn. Connalii It e0.(Gen. Wa'~mde H ampilton), Comhgmu bia, S. C.

Roscued fro'ni 3!m Grave.

A nasty4, d ieojored and( wm non11leahe iin ekeab ook was sent. to the

U~ni ted Sbt":4 treasiury, w Uth thefollowing.. afhldvit, from Arkansas:"W'XXhuJiploing muy Iiiehl .l lost myr,note, at .W50 andi a 820 N(-: yearIwv (1hennlowing the s-unue fi iii 1 uu.icartheud it. I tsendu it and( its c''nIde-n frUinientiienat ion." Thpockethouok wais given to ai lai ty. whois a greatI expert. She carefu'lyreov'.ed th(e110(uohlan derlir, huf,alas ! 1.he1 legal teondour hadu not benp~roof agauinst frost and rain andear'thly muold. There wero only afew b)lack crumbs in place of the(*risp, fresh notos. The lady took1tissue paper the siz'u of ai grecimbaick.particles, an 1, as if by magi4.p, she(reognizedl at letter here and( there.Th'1lese sher stuick on t issile paiperwith iiuiilago, until *iho found acluo by which shie co~uld identifyeach1 note. She proved that theyworo notes5 of the Nat ional Bank ofBaltimore, Mdl. and1( by her knowi-(udge and1( patieunce 8)h( caused the-notes to b)e redeomed by now ones,andl the farmer has not lost a centby panting bank notes, thugh hisCrop) has not increased.Iwwas a New Jersey wife who

said: "ify dear, if you can't reallydrink La:1 cofree withouti abusingme, how is it that you can always

-jdrink bad whiskey without abusingi the harkeeper ?"

Opinions of the Pross.

Tho following extracts, taken fromloading Now York papors, show tosono extent what is thought of thethe action of the Stato Board of Can.Vassors.

'Tho //erald says "This is verysharp practico. If the Supro mCourt cannot support its authority,which the board havo defied, thcjStiato must be counted for lHayo mThe audacity of this ict bctratylsgroat desporation. If undone, in thecours8O of justice, it will stand as afonimltaltil finmy.Tho Post (Rep.) says: "Thobest

thing the South Carolina board ofCanlvassers(ca1n do is to roasHemble.Th counry will not bo sati.stledwith proeelings which look likeSharp.1 practi(.o. WN ( admiit that thoSupreme Court itself is not freofroum a suspicion of shalrp practice.No appeatrance (f judicial sharppractice, however, cnnl (xclse tho,sharp11)priactic of the) clnvassors. Inltil iirSt pla.iels the conse1rvative(Opinion of .it omintry domandillsi re-ipet. for the jinlglnooni of tho con-

slitutoeo'?tri s and it iq hottorthat a dovitiioni whiebi is wrongll shallbe obeyed thain that it sholid bedisobecd, men to coiri i righlitend. 11t) pr(oledi'' kn y'esterday inSouIth Carol1ina il not vonvince thecountry that the canvaminho;lues"tandli fair."

'VT Tim. (.un.) 0.., : "TheSouth Carolimt board of cnivassersha:Lvo reen'Ognlize l sI1OWha9t. Iate1theirmistiake inl subui tting their action totheroviow allcolLrot of the SupremeCourt. In issuing its ordurs to ajudicial body of entirely indopend-out jurisdietion, that Oourt wasguilty of a manifost usurpation, and,ill consenting to argue the case ho-fore the Court, the board of can-vassers gave those orders an appearanceo of validity which could notothorwise have boon claimed forthem. The clear intention of themajority of the Hupreno Court wasto do the work of the Democrats atwhat-everi sacrifice of coilstitiutionlalright and common justice."The World (Dem.) says; "Tho

board of canvyasiOrm yesterday stolothe olectoral vote of that Statoopenly from thi Supremn Court,with tho avowed objOt of offoring itto Hayes. The robry waFs brazonund shimieless, and it rests with theAmerican peaOpiO to decido whetherthey will sillronldor the control oftheir government to such hand-, ormaintatin their liberties, iolf-rosipeoetand prosperity 1)y enforcing theremheidies of the law against a lawlessconspiracy without parallel in our

Pitching Twenty-Dollar Gold Pieces.

While the dis~puto was in progrs,09Sim Ornidoff and Joe Stewart sot upia couple of pegs in the ground, andbegan to piteh half dollars. A crowdgathred about 1h pegm, and thepitching was so abominably bad thathalf ia dozen moro took a hand in, )ythe kind permission of James andJoseph, who immediately began todevelop 80om1 exeClhent, pitchling, anidrak~ed inl tile pots1 alterniatoly, to tilesurprlisO of abou~it a dozen 2m101 who(eniter'ed the gamlo unider' tho imrfi1e5-510o1 thazt they haid something soft.Alli nltereist inl the race was no0w lost,and eachb pitchi was~hiled witht auhbout of derision or au bursvt of ap-lausei5. TJ'ie way3 tile two( originalplit.c113her bgan 1to gafthler ill aL hafrvost(of silver was1 a- cauion11)1. Fin~ally itwas suggested thtt, they pitcih twen%tv dolir gold pieces, and this changeof p~rogramml1e hadh a thlinnring effect

grachiimily a pretty stiff game13 devel-oped, beginining at two dlollars andl~a hlf aL pitch, antd graduially crawl-ing up to twenty dollars. Onuly onopot of this kind, ho'we'vor, wats played.f~lf a dozeni ltwon23ties had11 boonlanideud w~illi 1radius of six uincesof the( pog, wheni ~Jo0 Stowart, whothad1 ret1ired on)1 is iorei'ls, was askedif hie waiibed a'oy of it. After takingIL efuil sulrvey3 of the ebanLIces, wh:ichwere' desper)tlltt', ll) drew3. aL twentyfrom his~p)oket and0, with aL calIcuIli

the peg. Th'iere wasl( a ii hurrah,and11 of ~ourso5( Jloe, w.ith his proverbtial generos01ity, Iro mteds thet cro0wd(..

Vifiia (Jit| Ch1lronlic/e.On Thullrs hyr, aftornoon Mrs.

Caroline S. B rooks, of A rkansas,w.1holso butter' 5culpjture ha1 beenCf 0oneof the c'uriositieISOf tile woman~f'sbuilding, made(1 a temporary studioof 1th0 judges' hall, and in the1 pres-once of the judges, somfo mtomboeof the conunlision~, tihe board off'-mee, mnembers of thin pressl, andother in)vited~guests, exoented a lineheadL~ inl buttor. T1heo butter waschurned in thle butter' anld c'hoesobuIihling on Thlursday miornling. ItsgennmiencssI was attested-if thatwere nlecessar3y to satisfy unholieovora-hy3 thle commlfissioneors from Ohioand1( Missouri, wvho saw it made, and(by the judges anld audlienco, whlowore permitted to taste it. Mrs.Brooks p)latced her butter..howl onthe top of the chlurn, and first usingthe ordinary butter paddle, to givesh LpO to the golden muass, then thefiner paddle and cedar sticks, inthe couirse of an houir and a half ofquiet work, another beautifulIolanathe was framed in tile milk-pan..-Philadeipkia centuru.

Genoral Sherman on the Criti8.

A Washington (impatcll, datodNovember 16th, says: Generalshoruau, in an interview to-day,iaid :

"Everything ia very quiet in theSouth. All the rif clubs have disperRed, so far as I cani hear. I donot approhenld alny trotlblo from theSouthern1 people. They are all quietand law-abiding, and apparently dis-pose(d to he guided) by their friandtat the North."

"In canso of there being troublenext Marcl, you will have a greatresponsibility Vinust upon yotirHhlouldors, Gonel'al ?"

"I don't know. My God, I lopothero is not.going to ho any troitble.I on't noW 1tpprelhIdlhI 1Nv.filudl try to do mvN du11h *always."'A geileian pro'lni* with i'w--

eintit'led 'Falloun Empirml hi'isarpassed nrear) Ge'n. :hm-wl.:]asiked him if ho di f not, t hinkourCo11tst)ry V 'i i rint <mlagr or

beilln agaii ren hvfct b'ns andtiruhined in i biscomin' coitt.. c.

"ilNtc" i aid hnrms brie v. lowing' i t eAmlOur of sn t il Iis

mo t, ietl' )0i fash11it' -ourteim tyi' to Hpull oe dirut wa 'xn. --

"Bit," sAt the phnilosophr i f'FallenEmipirs, ,ov'.vo.-hkour prosetoyteand Imibo a

m0 rue sen f1tdo' ov m t t,

lithe EiiVnnilish1 rd nl(iuii"Noi," ro-felfirled byhGun. N.}olii y..

pleniar no mSuepherihtr:l0o,

t to smething m work (ur uadtStniesd uier l.u pres nt w1 :llOV

constitution. Our form Of goINvern.

mnt midy beo odil inl tilin, butits spirit will over rot the v.mI0:-

hictgo T .i

Wa Chamlborlain Elctod.

1Dospatch tho the Nows larI C'rier,u ariat, IS. C., Nov. 22.-Tle

startling rumor m ntioned by fourColumbia correspondent, thIt'iJlTgoGreen wasf clcted Governor twoyearsH ago, but was Counted Ont by

the canvasing boarn aof tChabel-lain, iis confirmod by Gen. Jolm 13.Dennis, who, inl September las,tol thudsam thing to tihlt tuder-signed in proloni o of two or morowitnielnos.

Il inl aditorial published inthlioTrum nutherni, o a the 2-ih Octo-

bor, the fact wasbrought ouit,ls thofollowing extract will show r"Do the secholarly ft hamberltin

rtad history no botter than to callBrutus anh assasmii '? Docy ho notknow that neither TartiquiniusSuporbus nor Appius Claudiu fellby the hand of anlonomy Y The for--mor, liko the Tarquin of South Caro-lina, ideavormd to retin by tynan-

ny the power which le h( oebtinedby fralud ; for be it knl own, to tllotornal shamio of Daiil 11. Cham.berlain, aorted upon the authority

of Gth. J. 3. Dlnni, as iL uling R.pibliceapolitit'tiani', thati)tiMait-

eilacstts Yanke was not lost1h1o.by the votes of the people of thlistate, but merely sitolo Hie officofrom the good and honest John T.Gren, who had a manjority of thovotos polled at Cot Ieletion of 1874,

t')HEd'11 H 'itor r Sui~thn

Ink lth) fo1tii,'itllogltr Governor~t

illamp hton(t expressesiit alt wishtat illtelaf t the air daugil'Shter of';

wouth adole inawoitt as ai mark oftrnderengad o gardiecl willse lito

my atighetion has jut beencallto ai, very koinpopitiyoun, md

wome of he Sae) iob join 1i'n

Io needi~ notAsaye hote atpl tii ispoposietion,. ha .,tourbed1my hatr.

tator anoharlar to h nfl tbe.Nions underoohch wmy fritn.! t fl

pad me,( anwihth ta thergn.I 187 thcnser ei'as eithe grai1al

nort Tnreton, whn hichm topake nuther aationuint it bTh

dt in the gofio sutonle tmin lun meo win grunies ah-t,ofthe Sheiptianof myself posiC

Throom tion Th oftoml~ tati l

and rtgar moumyntn will tisfyQ

Th fagivmng "lwmpAno!ycn.