AMONG TODAY'S CANDIDATES

—Meyers' Studio ,JOAN BAYNE

Third Year Pre-Med

---Meyers' etudto ,

ROSE FREWFirst Year Arts

VANCOUVER, B .C., TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1946.

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—Meyers' Studio .MARION BRUCESecond Year Arta

U BC Code RousesInterest Abroad

News of UBC's system of stud-ent self-government has apparent-ly reached many parts of the

globe.Ted Kirkpatrick, president of

the student council, reports tha t

requests for copies of the comae

tution of the Alma Meter Societ yhave been received from various

colleges in the United States an s

even from such far away places

as Sweden .The latest request for informa-

tion comes from two eastern in-stitutions, Carlton and Laval Col-leges.

Carlton is drafting its first con-stitution, while Laval has recent •

ly decided to revise its whole or-ganization .

New laboratoryOpened At McGil l

MONTREAL, Nov. 11 (CUP) Mc-Gill University's new $300,000 ra-diation laboratory and cyclotron

were formally opened October 25 ,

convocation day .Attending inauguration cere-

monies were Sir John Andersonchairman of Great Britain'b at-

omic energy commission ; Dr. NeilsBohr, 1922 Nobel Prize winner an dprofessor of theoretical physics a tCopenhagen University, and Pro-fessor Ernest Lawrence, 1939 No-bel Prize winner and director o ftile California University cyclo-tron .

Convocation address was deliv-ered by Dr, Bohr .

—d'Arcy Studi o

FHIRLEY MACCONVILLE

Second Year Art a

When nominations for the title

of beauty queen closed Saturdayroon, the following names werereleased by Nora Clarke of the

contest committee :

Joan 0' Flaherty, Sylvia Dyson ,Rose Frew, Rosemary Conithard ,Nees Clarke, Stella Bakony, Mari -

gold McKenzie, Nan Harris, TinaHoward, Andre Biala, Lois Shaw,Shirley Anderson, Shirley Sparks ,

Luce Gamaohe, Robin tattle, GwenBamford, Barb Leckie, JocelynColl!son, Patsy Turner, Connie U.dell, Jute Lavergne.

Joy Doneganl Joy Bayliss, JeanDalrymple, Lynn Torrence, MarsHodson, Pamela Johnson, Edith

Kenny, Joan Bayne, Fame Mac-Donald, Mary Breeden, Marlon

Bruce, LII Andron, Bettie Baxter,Gwen Roberts, Shirley MacCon-vllle, Bette Russell, Pat Johnson,

Pat Gamey, Recta Jenks, .JoyYeomen'.

Shirley Crosby, Heather Blundell ,

Nora McGarry Alice Locke, MaryPat Crowe, Diana DeeBrisay, BetsyGreer, Mary McAlpine, PeggyHa m i lton, Gretchen Mathers, MaryDalmage, Rosalie Rothstein, Lol aSidman, Pat Drape, Ann Vlag, AnnMcLennan, Marguerite Denies,Patsy Scott, Margaret Farina, Dor-othy Robertson, Maxine McCltnng ,Helen Kites, Marlon Albert .

The six prairie queens arrive in

Vancouver by air November 14,and a full program has been ar-ranged for their entertainment .

They are scheduled to meet the

mayor, attend two dinners in thei rhonor, and make a "personal ap-pearance" at the Orpheum Theatre .

Fereign consuls in Vancouverhave been invited to judge thefinal contest on November 16 .

,judging will take place at 9:30 an dthe dance is open to the public ,

TICKET SALESTickets for Saturday's dance go

cn sale daily from 11 :30 to 2 :30 inthe Quad and 12:30 to 1:30 in th ecaf . Sales are being handled bythe Big Block and admission Is$1 .50 per couple.

Canadian Broadcasting Corpora-t i on will carry results of the con -test on its western netwoajk from10 :30 to 11 p.m. November 18 .

-d'Arcy Studio.SYLVIA DYSON

Fourth Year Home Economics

Thespians ReadyFor Xmas Plays

The Players' Club will presen t

four plays this year . They are to

be "Solomon's Folly," "Riders to

the Sea," "Pierre Patelin, the

Lawyer," and, "The House in

Fern Road . "

Presentation is to take place onWednesday, Thursday, Friday andSaturday, November 20 to 23 In-clusively, in the Auditorium.

Wednesday and Thursday will

be student nights and curtain

time will be 7:30 p .m., while the

curtain time on Friday and Sat-

urday will be 8 :15 p.m .

Invitations are now being sentcut, and students may obtain thei r

tickets in the Quad from Novem-ber 12. Each student is entitle dto one ticket and to ensure fair

distribution, AMS cards will be

punched.

McGill Institute sInterfaith Stud y

MONTREAL, NOV . 11, (CUP) —With the introduction of a aerie sof lectures entitled "Religion inLife," McGill has become the firstuniversity in Canada to institute

an interfaith program.

The series is designed to pro -mote tolerance and understandingamong members of different faiths

on the campus.

Each lecture is to deal with adifferent phase of religion in life .

Topics include . "Religion in the

University," "Religion in WorldAffairs," and "Religion in the

Community . "

U of S ReachesPeak Enrollment

SASKATOON, Nov. 11, (CUP) —Total registration at the Univers-ity of Saskatchewan has reache dan ell-time high of 8,180 for th e

year ending October 23, accordin g

to figures released by the regist-rar's office .

This figure includes enrolmentin junior colleges, and marks an

increase of 1,798 over last year,Largest single Increase is in the

College of Engineering .

Strike Topi cForum Debate"Are Strikes Necessary," th e

topic presented on the Citizens'Forum broadcast October 29brought heated discussions fro mforums throughout the province .

Reports just tabulated by the

P.C. secretary show that almost

unanimously forums feel strikes

should not be prohibited by law ,

under present conditions .

Forums are equally divided on

the issue "Would the winning of

union security make for indust-rial peace?" Half say "Yes" andthe other half, "no there areother factors involved."

The organization of labour -management councils was sug-gested as a means of promotinghealthier industrial relations.

Some forums recommend arb-itration while others feel improv-ed relations would result from re -

cognition of unions by manage-ment and by a broader view on

the part of labour towards its re-sponsibilities to the whole econ-omy .

UBC ESCORTS

They will be escorted by luck yUEC men selected by memorialdrive director Penn McLeod, an dBarbara Kelsberg, president of th eWomen's Undergraduate Society .as outstanding gym campaigners.

The queens will be asked todonate a dance each to the holderof a lucky program number dur-ing the evening.

Directories Sel lOn Campus Now

Directories will go on sale a tthe foot of the Caf stairs and inthe AMS office today, announ-ced Editor Val Sears ,

Bound in an attractive yellowcovepi, this indtspensable publi-cation costs 25 cents . As there any

a limited number, the editor urges

all students to buy their copies

immediately,Students who have already pai d

for their issue can pick up theircopies anytime by presenting the

white deposit slip. Extra coplet

will be sold to other students aslong as they last.

The University of Alberta Iscurrently sponsoring a prelimin-ery beauty contest on their cam -pus to select their two entrantsto the western Canadian tourne yto be held here, November H.

Two contestants from each par-ticipating school are scheduled t c

arrive here November 14.Pictured here are two of the

coeds entering the race at theAlberta preliminary .

RIGHT, Elaine Wagner, 20 is agreen-eyed blonde who was chos-en campus queen in a contest

r,ponsored by engineers at Alberta .LEFT, Margaret Lipsey, 22, has

red hair, brown eyes and freckles .

E'oth girls are from Edmonton .

BEAUTY PHOTOS COURTESYVANCOUVER DAILY PROVINCE

One of the suggestions made toavoid confusion as to which or-ganization should sponsor politicalspeakers was the formation of somekind of co-ordinating committeewhich would present speakers ofall political beliefs ,

Establishment of such a commit-tee was discussed at a meeting ofspecial representatives of the Inter-national Relations Club, the Parlia-mentary Forum, the Social Prob-lems Club, and the Student Chris-tian Movement last Friday noon.The representatives came to n odefinite decision, and the meetin gwas postponed until this Friday .

Small sea horses, mermaids, andexotic tropical fish, and the ghostof Davey Jones will appear in th edeep-sea decorations ,

Draw prizes, to be announced atthe dance, have been donated bythe following firms : matching setof luggage, Storey and Campbell ;$10 certificate, Ingledew's Ltd . ; ny-lons, Rae-Son Footwear ; $5 certifi .cafe, Vanity Shoes Ltd.; dancetickets, Commodore Cabaret ; la-dies' shetland sweater, W, and J .Wilson; toiletry set, GeorgiaPbarma:y ; $5 certificate, Tip TopTailors ; nylons, Beverly Hosieryand Lingerie Shop; sterling silvermen's cigarette lighter, Firbank' sLtd . ; lingerie, Saba Bros. Ltd . ; silkblouse, Best's Ltd . ; nylons, Harp-er's Ladies' Wear; alligator hand -bag, Stacey's Ltd . ; $5 certificate,Hudson's Bay Co.

Draw tickets, and dance tickets,which are $5 per couple, are beingsold on the campus this week byAlpha Gamma Delta undergrad-uates . Dance tickets will also besold at the door .

Patrons for the dance will beChancellor and Mrs. E . W. Member ,Dr. and Mrs . N. A. M. MacKenzie ,Dean and Mrs. D. Buchman, Deanand Mrs, G. F. Curtis, Dean M.Dcatothy Mawdaley, Dean F. M .Clement, Mrs . Anna Sprott, Mr .and Mrs. R . H. Underhill, and MissGladys Bruce.

Dress is optional. Dancing i sfrom 9 to 1 .

ectures CancelledBy VAL SEARS

The University will be closed Thursday afternoon, pend-

ing approval of the faculty council, to permit every UBC

student to conduct a personal canvass for the War Mem-

orial Gym Drive .

Plans for the canvass were announced today by Pen n

McLeod, Executive manager of the Gym Campaign .During 9 :30 lectures pledge cards

and lapel tags will be distributedin all classrooms . Students willbe held accountable for five cardsapiece and will be expected to turnin the donations and surplus cardsto the Gym Drive office . Detailedinstructions will be lamed to each

student .CANVASSERS

The general student canvasserswill be expected to canvass onlytheir homes, friends, neighbour's ,neighbourhood stores and business.es . The downtown area defined asthe area between Pacific Streetand the waterfront and betweenDurrard and Main Streets, Is notto be canvassed except by theregular Gym Drive canvassers.

These special canvassers havealready done their part accordingto McLeod. They will receive anadditional five cards but if tiresdo not wish to use then they mayturn them into the Gym Driveoffice, and complete their canvas-sing in the afternoon. These arethe only people who will be kgltl-mately excused from the day's

effort.RALLY

At 12 noon on Thursday a rallywill be held. It will either be infront of the Library et in the Sta-dium or Armory in the event ot

rein.McLeod hinted that the eastern

beauty contestants may be revealedat the rally. The Varsity bandwill provide the music .

KIRKPATRICKTed Kirkpatrick, AMS president

wishes to impress upon the stn, -dents the fact that the faculty feel sa crisis exists and unles everystudent does his part all the moneyspent on the drive will be wasted .

"This is the only time in thestudents' lives that they will becalled upon for an effort like *lee -ho said, "and I am sure that theywill, ins future years, be able tolook back with pride on their pstht the Gym Campaign."

"All of Canada is looking to UBCto build the Gym and we don'twant to fail . Wear your lapelbadge with pride to show you aredoing your part in erecting aMemorial tQ the men from thisprovince who have lost their livesin fighting for your aotmtry."

Nurses Premeds

Hop On Nov. 27

Annual mixer for nurses andpre-med students is scheduled

for November 21 in Brock Hall .This is a departure from tile . -

practice of former years when the' .4

formal ball was held in the tab

with the mixer in the spring.Betty Scoones, president of

Nurses Undergraduate Society, .and Jack Faghin, pro-med stu-dent, are in charge of arrange-ments .

--d'Arcy Studi oTENA HOWARD

Third Year Commerce

—d'Arcy Studio .JEAN DALRYMPLEFirst Year Nursing

—d'Arcy Studio .

--d'Arcy Studio .STELLA BAKONY

NAN HARDIEThird Year Arts

First Year Arts

UBC .en Bids TopColle9a Wil lRegin

a Represent Saskatchewa nSelection of the two most beautiful coeds attending WIC

takes place at noon today, when the 64 entrants in the pre-liminary contest parade before the judges and students at apep-rally in the Armory.

To-day's finalists will compete

with the representatives of Alberta ,

Manitoba and Saskatchewan at th e

dance in the Armory, November

id . Two beauties have been en-tered in the contest by Regina

College who seek to uphold the

honor of Saskatchewan following

withdrawal of U of S,

VOL. XXIX

QUEENS TOF:PROMENADEAT COMMODORE CABARET

Western university beauty queens arriving in Vancouve rThursday morning to vie with the two most beautiful girls a tUBC. will be promenaded at the Alpha Gamma Delta "DaveyJones Locker" Ball at the Commodore Cabaret Friday night .

The queens will be formally in-troduced at the ball, the proceedsof which are being divided be-tween the UBC War Memoria lGymnasium fund and the childpatients' Christmas party fund atCoqualeetza Indian hospital .

No. 21

Disputed Tim, Buck Address Inte nsive Canvassin gIn Auditorium Noon Today Planned Thursday '

Climaxing the torrid controversy of the past two weeks ,Tim Buck is scheduled to address students at noon today i nthe Auditorium under the sponsorship of the Parliamentar y

forum.

The Student Council reversed Its

previous decision banning Mr .

Buck from speaking on the campus ,

considering that if he did, it would

be "detrimental to the present gym

drive and to the good of the uni-

versity as a whole." The condi-

tion under which Mr . Buck was

allowed to appear was that he

should appear under the auspices

of the Parliamentary Forum .

Mr. Buck expressed approval

over the attitude of the students i ndemanding that political speakersbe brought to the campus .

SymphonyOrchestraHere Friday

Over 3500 students are expectedtc hear the Vancouver SymphonyOrchestra present a two hour con-cert in the Armory on Friday ,

from 11 :30 to 1:30, November 15 .The special events committee of

the Literary and Scientific Exee-utive is presenting the program .Gerry Macdonald, president of theExecutive, advisee that bothconductor Albert Steinberg endpianist Jan Cherniavaky are do-

nating their services to UBC .

Jan Cherniavaky will be feat-ured in Piano Concerto in A Ma .

jor by Mozart.Albert Steinberg will conduct

the Orchestra in its performance

of: The Overture to Russia andLudmilla, by Glinka; Swan o.Tuonela, by Sibelius; Harry Janet

Suite, by Kodaly; Plano Concertoin A Major, by Mozart ; and Sym-phony Number 4 in D Minor, bySchumann .

Expenses will be covered by atwenty-five cent admission charge .

U of M Vetera n

Standards Hig h

University of Manitoba veter-ans, now attending lectures, areproving their ability to settle

dcwn and pursue college courses

with a high degree of succour, ac -

cording to a recent wire from the

prairie school .

Officials are high in theca praise

of ex-service students who nave

earned many of the University's

scholarships and prizes . Statistics

comparing the marks of veterans

and those of students not in the

services are not available, but

figures show that the vets in al l

faculties have, with few except -ions, passed without supplement-ale. Only 18.2 per cent were re-quired to write one supplementto complete their year .

HOP OFF

The Commerce Cabaret origin -ally scheduled for Thursday, No-vember 21, has been postponeduntil January. It is felt that adance at the present time wouldinterfere to much with the alreadyoverloaded schedule of most Com-merce students. Final details ofthe date will be released in latereditions of the Ubysey .

Alberta Confident As Contest Nears

THE UBYSSEY, Tuesday, November 12, 1946 . Page 2 .

AFr ~ll~rwry'President and Secretary, Canadian University Press .

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GENERAL STAFF: News Editor - Nancy Macdonald; CUP Editor - Bob Mengel ; Sports Editor - Laurie Dyer ;

Features Editor, Norm Kleiman . and Photography Director - Tommy Hatcher .

STAFF THIS ISSUE: Senior Editor, Don Ferguson: Associate Editor, Val Sears .

THE TIME HAS COMEThe time has come for UBC ' s students

to face the truth about the War Memoria l

Gymnasium drive.To date, this fall's campaign has done

little more than make expenses, and unlessa great and rapid improvement is forth -coming the drive will have to be writte noff as one of the most costly failures in th e

university 's history.The campaign has received more publicity ,

both paid and unpaid, than any other UB Cstudent drive, and word of it has beenthrown upon the public eye and ear moresensationally and for a longer period tha nfor any similar project, In spite of this, th ereturns from the general public are miser-ably disappointing and at this point are noteven sufficient to make it possible for abond issue to be floated for the balance need-ed to build the Gym.

Some isolated donations have been ver yhandsome, and many campus fund-raisin gschemes have been helpful, but at the pres-ent rate of progress it would take ten orfifteen years to raise the five hundred thous -and dollars.

Why this should be so is a question tha twill receive many conflicting answers . Moreimportant at the present than the reason ,however, is the remedy. And that remedymust be provided by all the undergraduates ,no matter whether they have or have no tpreviously given active support to theventure.

Those who have been giving active aidshould need only to be told the truth of th edrive's present position to spur them on t omore action. But those who have been sit-ting back and offering more comment than

energy should be reminded of several facts .The inactive types should remember that

the campaign was launched in their names a swell as in the names of the active organizers .All will suffer equally if the project is afailure. At this moment the people o fBritish Columbia have their eyes on thestudents of the university more than eve rbefore, and they are waiting to see whetherthe undergraduates will sit back and b econtent to watch the first real failure in thefield of student endeavor,

Furthermore, for the past year, largeamounts of money and energy have beenput into the attempt to build the War Mem-orial, All students, no matter what their at-titude to the drive has been, will be similarlosers if it fails. Between twenty and twenty-five thousand dollars of student money hasbeen spent, and if the return on that mone yis not sufficient to complete the task intend-ed the loss may naturally be understood a sbeing apportioned among all the students .

It should also be remembered that th erecent energies of the Alma Mater Societyhave been directed mainly towards the GymDrive. If it turns out that those energie shave been misplaced and could have beenchanced on more modest projects with agreater degree of success, then all studentssuffer equally if the main chance is notrewarded .

Statistics of income and other reasonableindications would suggest that there i smoney for the War Memorial to be uncov-ered somewhere in British Columbia. Itwould be a practical thing for all of UBC'sstudents to go out this week and make a rea leffort to find that money.

. . .campus beat

By WARREN DAMER

Students who have been earnestly strug-gling to get out to early lectures and thos ewho go home at crowded hours are stil l

' trying to figure out what eager-beaver bu sjockeys mean when they advise intimatelyassociated passengers to "double up in theaisles, please," May I have the next waltz ?

Any day now students will be seen carol-. .ling gaily their way. through the Quad in,preparation for the Mussoc masterpiece o foperetta production, the oft-repeated H .M.S .Pinafore. Since the rainy season is upo nus at last after a superb Indian Summer ,would it be appropriate to play as an over-ture to his haughty Nautila fantasy, Han -

. del's Water Music? Accepted dress wouldconsist of four-cornered pants suspended t ojerkins, with sharp remarks to pin themdown.

Latest talk is about the vets going backto the land . According to some conversa-

tions they could make a good start withsome of the liberally spread Service dirt .

THE VOICE OF DAMEROver in the Aggie pig-sty the boys hav e

had a very unnerving time, what one migh tcall a farrowing experience.

Seven hundred and fifty thousand dollar sseems like a lot of money to put on a Physic sbuilding . What will people do with all thoseEpsom salts ?

Social Note: The furnace went out las tnight .

Caf coffee-quaffers steeped in their cupsof literary precedent in emulation of thegreat Dr. Johnson, are chiefly noted foratomic dissertations on the disintegration ofthe bean-imbiber 's morals. These aregrounds for investigation .

As the passionate Pre-Med . said to theswooning blonde, "You 'd be so nice if you 'dcome to . "

. . . Footnotes

By D. GEE

With Malice AforethoughtBY PETER REMNANT

POLICY UNLIMITE DIt would be hard to say just when each and every on e

of us began to accept the fact that newspapers and magazine spresent carefully trimmed and selected reports of the world' snews, under the hawk-eyed guidance of a 'policy' . But when-ever it was, our awakening took place so long ago that wetend to lapse into a coma of credulity, wherein we swallowunhesitatingly the fantastic meals of distorted news that com eas a daily diet ,

In the absence of an overall government propaganda bureau in thes e

parts of the world the proprietors of the sources of news have taken i tupon themselves to guide public opinion Into their conception of th eright path . Whether such an irresponsible and unintegrated form ofpropaganda Is preferable to a government bureau of information is agood question The term 'freedom of the press' is taking on day by daya more sinister meaning.

Today, as the world situation becomes more and more tense and th epossession of true facts by every member of the population becomes mor eimperative, we are in the position of being unable to believe a printedword about our greatest enemy—or friend—Russia . Add to this the factthat each of us tends only to read the stories which agree with our ow npoint of view, and 'we arrive at decisions that might as accurately fit th esituation on the far side of the moon .

OMINOUS CLICHESUnder the impact of this distorted presentation, the man, In the street ,

whose intelligence is becoming more and more contemptible every day ,has pretty well convinced himself of a number of rather neat little pack -ages of thought—bitter little pills of homespun philosophy . They patterout in rapid succession—'If we have to fight we ' ll never be readier thanwe are now'—'There isn't room in the world for Capitalism and Com-munism — Fascism, Communism ; just two names for the same thin gworst of all, 'If it has to be one or the other I'll take Fascism'—they are notexpressions and ideas arising out of a systematic political philosophy ,however immature . They are the unanchored, unrelated tags that makeup the Individual's total outlook. They are as valuable as the titles ofbooks, without the contents.

Possibly the last of those tags is exaggerated ; as yet very few peopl eembrace Fascism quite so openly or consciously . Most of them are sin-cerely unaware of the fact that their favourite Utopia is in reality aFascist one . Most of them couldn't tell a dialectical materialist from atranscendental idealist of the Angle Hegelian school, but let that pass. Itis from just that source of newspaper nurtured political ignorance that al lthese vicious little catch phrases spring . It Is not hard for people who know ,nothing about Fascism or Communism or the readiness for war to repea tglib words about all three, and when such nonsense is organized by pri-vate interest Into public opinion, God help us .

HUZZAH FOR HANKThe ridiculous bias into which we have drifted with regard t o

Russia, after twenty years of adverse indoctrination, has never bee nbetter exemplified than by the outcome of Henry Wallace's attempt tolook squarely at our problems. And from Rtpala's point of view therecan be no better proof of our UI will than our unflinching determination tolook at only the worst features of her system—built into a picture ashorrifying and as convincing as would be a compilation of our wors tfeatures.

The world as a whole has reached too hair-triggered a height ofcivilization to subsist on anything but truth . We have outlived the daysof medicinal falsehood, meted ,out to us by benevolent rulers . Democracy,if it will ever work, will only work in a world of educated and informe dpeople . If the newsmongers will not give over their self assumed role o fpropagandist, our governments must exert closer control over them . Andin the long megintlnle we Must' reed widely and readiaceptically ,

Letters Io The Editor

It seems a fellow can't settledown to read a good book nowa-days without becoming immedi-ately Involved In a plot as thickas Mrs. Mulrooney's Friday nigh tstew, and just as confusing.

Now, one would expect a certainamount of prevailing mysterya horror book, or tales,of the sup-ernatural, or something like that .But when one becomes embroile din a web of confusion in an ord-inary novel, and in the openingparagraphs at that, one does notappreciate it .

Take for instance a paragraphlike the following, typical of many .

AUcis just sat there. She atthere and sat there. And when sh egot tired of sitting there, shemoved over to the rock and satherself in a more comfortable pod-don. What was she to do? Shecouldn't actually tell him. And shecouldn't go back to the house. Sucha dear dear house! Nobody appre-dated it anymore . Or Wilt either.And then there was the trip toKansas. Should she accept? Or not ?She moved over to another rockand thought the matter over .

And so you have it. None of

the questions seem to have an ybearing on the rest of the story .Perhaps they ' re just in there tointrigue. Well, they don't intriguetee. And to combat the abov eatrocity on English literature Ihave invented a plan, saleable topublishers, called the Acme Foot-note System . (Pat. No. X8483528)

You know, people don't use foot-notes enough nowadays, any -how. To me, there's nothing betterto spice up a page than a good old -fashioned footnote. And so we pro-ceed, under the revised plan:

Alicia Net sat there.l She satthere and sat there.2 And whenshe got tired of sitting there, shemoved over to the rock and satherself in a more comfortableposition. 3 What was she to do? 4She couldn't actually tell him. 5And she couldn't go back to thehouse.8 Such a dear house. 7 No-body appreciated It anymore. 8 OrWilt either. 9 And then there wasthe trip to Kansas.10 Should sheaccept? 11 Or not? 12 She move dover to another rock and though tthe matter over .13

1. On a rock.2. She kept sitting there.

3. When she sits in one positio ntoo long, she gets sore marks al lover her rump. Too bad, Alicia.

4. About her lover, Hansell Flag-deem. She no longer liked him .

5. Embarrassing what ?

6. Her own house. She was board-ing somewhere ,

7. Sentimental old girl .8. Nobody lived there anymore

after IT (14) happened.9. Pardon me — Will was the

gardener, and there was nobod yaround to pay him. You can besure HE didn't like it.

10.Now at this point, things geta little confusing. I'm not sureabout this trip to Kansas idea.Possibly, she was on some radioquiz program, and they offered hera trip to , . . Oh well, read co .

11.Positively.12.Apparently, there were two

alternatives,13.Those red marks on her rump

again!14.Just to spice the story up,

somebody had a baby .(Patent No . X8483549 is selling

now at $500 a share . Line form son the right .)

Dear Sir :The subject of War Memorials

has lately achieved local promin-ence, and, curiously enough ,find one particular viewpoint con-spicuously absent .

Not many years ago, the callousmockery of the marble column inthe village square was denouncedfrom all quarters with gratifyin gfinality. There were those of us ,as well, who progressed as far asto conclude that War Memorial swere neither necessary nor des .Treble . At best, they kept alive r,spirit of nationalism; faith v,strength of arms; the glories ofwar, and hatred for another nat-ion because their grandfathers ha sfought our grandfathers .

There was also another group ,and a much larger one, who sa win the almost defunct "war mem-orial" a handy device for obtain-ing things we have always want-ed, but could not expect to obtai nvery soon by straightforwar amethods,

Their cry was, of course, "Le tus have a useful memorial," " aliving memorial," although how a"memorial" can be either usefu lor living, no one has ever explain -ed . Perhaps you doubting my san-ity; then consider an analogy.

A mother has just sacrificed he rlife to save her family, While th esurviving members are she, in thefirst flush of misdlrectec grati-tude, little Willie (an unscrupulousurchin who Is obviously going t omake a "smart business man") de -vises a noble scheme and forth-with touches the relatives for con-tributions. "Really," says Willie ,"we must have a memorial . A;sa matter of fact, I'm rather badlyoff for a new pair of roller skate ,We'll call them Mothers' Mem-orial Roller Skates, and attach aplaque saying, To the EverlastingMemory of our Loving Mother."

LOSTParker 51 Pen, with the initial s

L .H.B. on it. Probably in thevicinity of the Stadium . Pleasereturn to AMS office.

"Applied Mechanics—Poorman", 4t hedition, Phone Me . 3133 L .

The family, being conditione dto accept Willie at face value, i scompletely taken m; ana so isanyone who cannot discover :local analogy to this analogy .

In effect, we have cheapenedthe sacrifices of war to the statu sof an excuse for building a lux-urious playground for schoolboys .But let us not judge ourselves tooharshly . I am persuaded we needthis excuse to silence the cries o fcountless other public projectsmore worthy and more desirable .

A . M. Peers

RUMMAGE FOR GY MIkar Sir :

It seems to me that out of 8,600students on the campus ther eshould be hundreds of old dres-ses, sweaters, trousers, shoes, ties,jewelry, trinkets, dishes, book :and novels, etc, etc . The averagestudent has no more use for thes earticles because of changes ostyle, or the novelty value wear-ing off, but many other peoplecould find definite use for the m

I would suggest an all-out ef-fort on the part of each studen tto bring all such ancient articlesto the university for the remain-ing part of November.

Right after pay-day on Decem-ber 2, these articles could be sol din a monstrous rummage saledowntown in a low cost hall .

I sincerely believe that the pro-fits from such a sale would ru ninto thousands of dollars andmake another contribution to th eGym drive . Were some large cam -pus organization' to take it over ,auction the entire lot, and reallypublicize it to get Mrs. Q. Publicto the auction, it would be suc-cessful . But get the ball rollinp

yso we can accumulate a whwe pileof dollars and "Tote'em" hurtle fo rthe Gym .

R. Goodmurph y

Plastic case, containing AMS pass,library card, discharge certificate ,etc ., on Thursday . Please leav eat AMS office.

Blue bandana and beige gloves,believed left in Brock . Pleaseleave in AMS office .

WANTEDrgently required—Lucas Renais-sance & Reformation. Anyonewho can lend, rent or sell pleas econtact O . H. Hack through Artsletter rack.

Handbook of Physics and Chemis-try . Phone ALma 2577. Leavemessage for Dave,

BIG BLOCK NOTICEAttention all Big Block Men! We

have the honour of protecting theCampus lovelies at the "Miss UBC"pep meet Tuesday in the Armour yat 12:30 noon . Wear your sweatersand appear at the stage end of theArmoury at 12:00 sharp . Come pre-pared for anything Keith McDon .aid may ask us to do .

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SEVEflTHIH1flIVERSARY SALE

This event is of unusual significance this year,

Having taken over the store adjoining

oue presen tquarters, we intend to use this added space to more ade -quately display our large Christmas stocks and enable ourcustomers to choose their needs with convenience andcomfort .

Early in the new year we remodel and merge the tw ostores.

This operation means that a large proportion of ourpresent stocks must be cleared .

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Varsity Employment Bureau Claims

Jobs For All Including Graduates

"Jobs, we've got a million of them!" This might be themotto of the recently established University Employment and

Placement Service .

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Policy And Clu b

4Topic For Jazzoc

All Jazz Society members arcrequested to attend a very inst .portent meeting in the BrockStage room on Thursday, Novem-ber 14 .

The future policy of the clu bwith special reference to mualcatprograms will be decided and act-ed upon. The plan and organiz-atlon of the new Jazz Society clubroom will also be discussed .

REDS REVE LAT SCIENC E

5lowed by a toast to the faculty of

Twenty - first Annual ScienceBanquet held Monday night atthe Commodore Cabaret was pro-nounced a riotous and recordbreaking success by the largeturnout of Engineers .

Gordon Genge, president of th eEngineers Undergraduate Societ ypresiding at the head table opene dthe proceedings by bidding theassembly "Let's Eat." There upoi.900 engineers employed themselvesit, a capacity test of a novel menucalled an "Electronic Flow Sheet.'

When the inner self was at las tsatisfied, President Genge pro -posed the toast to the king fol -

Applied Science by Jack Hanna .Dean J. N. Finlayson, head o f

the Applied Science Faculty, wonthe approval of the students byannouncing that mid-terms hadbeen cancelled to permit everyon eto attend this banquet . FollowingDr. Finlayson, after dinner speak-ers representing the branches ofApplied Science presented, In thefive minutes allowed them, some

Confers In U .S .A rapid development in experi-

mental laboratories in Canada toequal those of the United State si3 foreseen by Professor J. R. W .Young, professor in the Aggle fac-

ulty ,

Professor Young returned re-cently from an organization meet-

ing of the Pacific Northwest Sec .tion of the American Society ofAgricultural Engineering in Port -land .

"There is a great promise forthe future development of Agri -cultural improvements in B .C." ,reported Mr. Young.

The purpose of the conference

was to develop a greater degree o f

co-operation between B.C., .daho,Oregon and Washington.

"This co-operation with the U . Swill probably lead to a greater ex -

change of experts, informationand students, especially Canad-ians," continued Mr. Young.

The states and B.C. are verysimilar geographically and agri-

culturally, Professor Young wenton. Problems of machinery, irri-gation and land draining can besolved to the benefit of all.

Science StudentsTo Hear Experts

Vocational guidance will be of-fered second and third year Ap-plied Science students at a gen-eral meeting to be held in Ap.Sc. 100 on Thursday, November 11,

The speakers will be W. 0Scott and A. D. Crier, presidentand registrar respectively, of theAbsociation of Professional En-gineers in B.C. They will discussthe importance of undergraduateengineers as members of the soc-iety and the benefits which canbe gained from the Association ,upon graduation.

"As the society has such a dir-ect bearing on the future of everyscience student . all members ofthe Faculty of Applied Science ar eurged to attend," warns EUS ex-ecutive.

FOR NIGH TBANQUET,,

of the lighter advantages of thelirespective departments .

Surprise hit of the eveningFran Dowse, appeared amid thun-derous applause and organized theengineers for a song feat followe dby his presentation of an Engin-eers Skit .

With a resounding "We are, w esine," the banquet dispersed .

IBOOKS FOR SALE

Retired scholar whose librar yincludes volumes in Literature ,Philosophy, Psychology, Hist-ory, Poetry, Fiction, offers thesefor sale. Members of staff orstudents interested phone :

ALma 1321 Rs

School For Barbers

Will Open SoonA barber school will soon be

opened on the campus, sponsoredby the vocational training divisionof the department of education.

The school, to be located in theorchard huts, will be set up totrain veterans in the art of hair-cutting . Training will probably in-clude lectures in sanitation andhygeine as well as practice workin haircutting.LONG TIME

It is estimated that a studentshould have about 1000 hoursof barber work before writing theexamination. How long the pro-posed course will last is not ye tknown,FREE CUTS

University students wOl be ableto obtain free cuts by the barber -students. One of the reasons theschool was established on thecampus was to provide this ser-vice for veterans studying herewho could take advantage of th efree-haircut plan, and who couldprovide the students with pract-ice .

Peter Dyke, manager of the Un-iversity barber shop, holds anoptimistic view of the new school.

He and his associates feel thatthe school would have very littl eeffect on their business, "Oper-ating at full capacity," he says,"we can handle only one-quarterof the male population here. "

UNTD To Tour

HMCS Uganda

A personal tour of the new Can-adian cruiser H .M.C.S. Uganda onSaturday, November 18 is beingoffered to members of the UBCdivision of the UNTD.

The tour through the ship wil lstart at 2:00 p .m. at a downtown,pier . The bus will leave the Uni-versity at 1:30 p.m. and follow theregular route to the Court House,where the division will meet be -fore proceeding to the ship.

Uniforms will be worn by al lratings . Regular pay rates will ap-ply to this parade because therewill be no parade on Remember-ence Day, November 11,

Since fall commencement, over300 part-time jobs have been lo-cated for students.

These widely varying positions,many of them on the campus it-self, include such occupations aswindow - washing, table - waiting ,baby - sitting, construction work ,cooking, baking and many others .

CHRISTMAS JOBSRegistration for Christmas em-

ployment, It was announced byMaj . J . F . McLean, director of theservloe, will probably begin thisweek, when exam schedules hav ebeen settled .

In addition to placing studentsin part-time work, the employ-ment service has, in co-operationwith department heads, under-taken to locate permanent em -

ployment for graduates. Althoughthe bureau was organized onlyduring the summer, it has, accor-ding to the latest reports, placedappjoxlmately 30 grads, 12 ofwhom were women .ALUM AID

Also, with the assistance of theAlumni Association and of theNational Employment Service, theUniversity Employment Servicehas been able to find full-time re-

. employment for a large numberof former graduates who wishe dto change their jobs. Of 18 posit-ions listed, 12 have been filled bythese people .

As well as placing of studentsand ex-students, the bureau hasalso endeavored to find jobs fo rthe wives of student veterans.

Skating Club To

Reduce Their Fees

The directors of the VancouverSkating Club have set a specialfee of eight dollars for the 1948 -41 skating season for UBC stud- ,eats who can attend only one ofthe two club sessions per week .

Regular fee for , the season Isfifteen dollars, which entitles themember to attend both sessions ,

on Wednesdays from 8 to 10 p .m. ,and on Sundays from 5 to 7 p .m .,but directors, realizing that man y

students were unable to attendboth periods have authorized thereduction in an effort to enablethese people to continue to "en -

joy this healthful and invigorat-ing sport."

Any students who are interested

in figure skating are invited tojoin the club at either of its rag -War sessions.

COMM. CRESTS

AVAILABLE

A limited supply of Commercecrests are now available in theAMS office, announced FrankPhilips, CUS president. Theseblue and gold crests are In twosizes . The large size costs 21.28and the smaller one is worth $1.00 .

Frank thinks the smaller crestlooks terrific on the pocket of tblue blazer and he would like tosee every Commercemaan withboth crest and blazer by the en dof the year.

ROOM FOR 100

IN BOTH CAMPS

There L accomodation availablefor 59 students in Acadia Campand for a similar number in FortCamp, announced Mir W. h.Davies of the University Exten-sion Department on Friday .

Room and board and three mealsa day are supplied. So far, 64 ap-plications for the vacancies havebeen received.

Dutch Undergroun ds

Eases Commerce 191After the worries connected with being a member of th e

Dutch Underground, the worries of writing a Commerce 191report may seem insignificant in comparison, but not to Un-iversity student Parzival Coops.

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U BC Aggie Prof. 191(Commercial Geography) class .

Coops, who bee recently re-tunted to Vancouver after spend-ing 18 years In Holland finds thathim knowledge of English compos-ites Is shaky and would like apartner who could look after th ecomposing and typing of the essa ywhile he would supply all the in-formation for the report.

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When the Germans invaded Hol -tnd they Interned him, but later

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In April 1944 Coops escaped fromSe G1tmw, He, along ,withsans, was being taken to an-Miter camp farther behind thelines, and while enroute some RAFplanes strafed the marching group.Coops nianaged to escape and hid ein a barn He stayed there, beingfed by the owners of the farm, un-til he was rescued by a Canadianpatrol .

On his liberation Coops joinedthe Canadian Army, here he wa semployed first as an interpreterand later by the Military Govern.ment as an investigator in the de-ttesBioatica branch .

Although he had joined the Can-adian May, because his documenthad become lost he was neve rconsidered as officially enlipted ,lad was not repatriated to Can-ada with the rest of the Army.

Ile had to find his own way bac kto Canada, a difficult tack at thattins. However he finally got pea-sage and arrived in Vancouver i n

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sVarsity Rugger Team Win sro Increase Miller Cup Lea d

Campus Ruggermen got thoroughly soaked Saturda yafternoon when both 1st division teams played in a tropic -like downpour .

Varsity made two trys and one convert to blacken NorthShore All-Blacks 8-3, while UBC dropped a tough one t oMeralomas 6-0 .

LAURIE DYER, Sports Editor

—Courtesy B . C. Sports Weekly .WNFIELD'S COACHES '

. . . Talking It Overt

THUNDERBIRD HOOP KIDSIMPRESS VALLEY CROW D

THE BRAVES AND WAR PAINTFor many moons now, a selected few of the braves of

the tribe have been going through their hoopla dances on th emaples of the longhouse known as the gymnasium . These

selected .men have pleased Great Chief Osborne a great deal

for they have endured the gruelling tests put forth by the

tribe's hoopla mentor.The game of basketball is a traditional one to the Thun-

derbird tribe for they have shown their ability in this spor tfor some time. At this time twelve moons ago, ,,_group o fthe Blue and Gold men were running through the paces atthe command of . Chief Osborne and it is a well-known factthat these same warriors proved themselves both on their ow ngrounds and on the trail .

The Pow-wows ContinueThis talented group of braves went so far as to take the

laurel wreath in this sport when they went through a serie sof battles and defeated all the other teams which entered int o

the competition .Once again, the Thunderbirds are holding their pow -

wows three times in every seven days: Many new warriors

are on the team now that have obtained their learning asCheekakos of the tribe . But there are also many who havereturned from the battles of twelve moons ago to don th ewar paint for the Blue and Gold in their battles of the near

future.Among those who have returned to the call of battle ar e

Ron Weber, Ritchie Nichol, Harry Kermode, Harry Franklin,and Pat McGeer. Rising from the rank of Cheekako are Bo bHaas, Jake Stevenson and Dave Campbell.

From Stripling To WarriorStill others have come up to the lofty height of a warrior

from the ranks of the mere stripling. Such worthies areGordy Selman, Nev Munro, John Forsythe, all tall, stron gmen of the tribe.

From other tribes come four others who have won th efavour of the Great Chief . They are Bob Scarr, Henry Tos-tenson, Jim McLean and Ken Fairbairn.

This is the team which made the journey by wagon tothe Valley village known as Chilliwack three days ago . Thepeople there are trying to improve the conditions In thei rsports centre so the Thunderbirds put on a game in whic hall the wampum was to help that cause.

These are also the warriors who will represent our trib ein the games during the next five moons . , Let us hope thatthey will be able to carry on the tradition of the tribe i nbringing back the laurels again ,

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Gal HoopstersIn Torrid Win

Varsity Senior Girls made bas-ketball history Friday nisei when ,outpointed by a score of 23-9 a thalf time, they rallied their forces

and won the game against Green.woods with a score of 40-36. Thegame, one of a series against twc

local teams, was one of the bestever played by a Blue and Gol ateam.

The play was slow for Varsityduring the first half as the Green -woods team was terrific aroundthe hoop. At half time the fewVarsity supporters were rather de-jected as they surveyed the scor eboard and saw the score 23 .9 forGreenwoods.

As the last half started theytook heart as the Varsity coedscame back and' massed point afte rpoint to win the game by a scoreof 40.36 ,

Whatever Varsity Coach Rui nWilson did at half time, her teamcertainly showed prowess in thelast quarter as they mounted uptheir points to win. Meamle Sum-mers took the lead in Varsityscoring as she carne through with11 points but she was ably assis-ted by Pat Msclntosh, ,DoreenCampbell and the Vincent twins.

With this surprise win, Varsityhas a very good chance to tak ethe lead in the aeries. All otherteams are beginning to look t ctheir laurels.

Badminton Clu bTakes Hill TeamVARSITY WINS BADMINTON

Playing the initial game in "A 'Division of the Vancouver Bad-minton League, the Varsity rac-quet wielders won a close gameover the powerful Hill Club,

Cioseat match of the eveningwas an overtime thriller in whistCanadian champions John Samn aand Jack Underhill nosed out awin over Derry Thompson andJimmy Watt of Varsity, the scorebeing 24.B.

Barbara TwIzzell and DamThompson of Vanity won a tor .rid mixed-doubles match agains tMrs. Hillman and Jack Underhillto bring about a 7 to 5 gamevictory over the Hill Club .

Members of the winning Vars-ity team were ; Barb TwizzeU, DeeMartin, Noel Carrothers .Rains, Allan France, Kea Mori .deth, Jim Watt and Derry Thom-pson.

Varsity RuggersIn Scoreless Tie

Varsity's second division rugbyaggregation battled to a scorelessdraw with a powerful Ex-Britan-nia fifteen on Saturday afternoon .

Although both teams threat-ened to score on several occasions ,the powerful defences of each sid emanaged each time to avert acrossing.

Highlight of the torrid affaircame in the second half when thereferee became a little too eagerto watch the every move of bothteams, got involved In a rush andwas brought down by Varsity' sWalt Hartricic . The unfortunatereferee is reported to be recoveringfrom his unintentional althleti cendeavour.

NOTICEFish and Game club executiv e

will meet today in Arts 103 a t12 :30 p .m .

At Douglas Park the undefeatedVarsity fifteen continued in its wi nstreak by taking the North- Shor eboys for the second time. By game'send, it was hard to tell which teamwas the All-Blacks as all the play-ers were smeared heavily withmud .FORWARDS WORK

The game was featured by thework' of the forwards as it wasvery difficult to get the slipperyball to the three line. Packing verywell in loose amens the Varsityforwards played well throughout

A combined force of ruggermenfrom the Varsity and UBC rugbyteams became victims of the "(heatExperiment" yesterday when, play-ing the new 13-man rules, the Goldred Blues went down before theVancouver Lido, by a count of 9.3.Bud Spier, crossing in the firsthalf, was the only student scorerof the afternoon .

the game and held the All-Black sfrom start to finish.

The second place Madonnasloshed through the mud of Brock-ton Point to hand the UBC qua dits third loss in as many starts .Playing one man short all after-noon, the UBC boys were at a de-cided disadvantage to the weightand experience of the powerfulMeralomas . Thanks to the effortsof its forwards the 'Loma team wasable to set up two scoring plays towin e-0.

Clndertren Prepfor ath n9ton

If everything goes well, Bob Os -borne will be taking two trac kteam, down to Washington withhim on November 27, to run in themeet scheduled for the 28th.

This track meet, which will ru naround Green Lake in Seattle, an dis being managed by the Associat-ed Students of the University o fWashington, will replace the an-nual Spokane conference whichhas been held previously .

In past years, UBC has come of fwith top honors, and such wellknown track men as Ken Mac -Pherson, Al Bain and Pat Minchinhave helped to bring home thelaurel,, This year UBC will havethe valuable services of Boa, sier-cy who romped his wad aroundlast week's cross country in rec-ord breaking time.

To date only one team ,tan go,but Bob Osborne is stilt waitinga reply to his request to bring tw oteams, the second at UBC's ex-penal .

Most of the Universities com-peting in this meet are. in theFootball and Basketball confer -once leagues, so UBC will havelots of chance to show her stuffin the Cross Country.

Soccer Teams Wi nHoliday Contests

Both the Varsity and UBC soccerelevens were victorious in thei rholiday tussles . Varsity squeezeda 2..0 victory out of VancouverUnited, and UBC wound up aheadof their Postal Services foes by acount of 3-2 . Jim Gold netted aVarsity marker in the first half ,and Gordie Shepherd followedthrough with a similar effort inthe second portion.

Bill McKay was the torrid toe -man in the UBC triumph, scoringall three of the UBC goals in afirst stanza rampage.

Saturday was a happy day for theVarsity soccer squad when theytook a team of North Shore Mer-chants to the tune of 4-0 at Larwil lPark .

Leading 1-0 at the half on a goalby Hank Sager, the Blue and Goldsquad netted three more in th esecond half to take the tilt easily .

Jimmy Golds who is now withVarsity after playing with Nanai-mo, scored one of the second halfcounters, Gordy Shepherd garner-ed another, and Dave Thompso nthe third .

Despite the fact that their laoalfavorites finished on the shy endof the count, an enthusiasticcrowd of Valleyites were delighte dto see the UBC Thunderbirds rompthrough a 49.21 exhibition matchwith a representative Fraser Val-ley team at the Chlllwack horti-cultural hall on Saturday night

Ritchie Nichol of the UBC quin-tette came through with a Harlemstyle of antis that had put himhi the ChiWwack favorite columnlest year. And the spectators gotmore than one chuckle over themaple court gambolinge of "LongJohn" Forsyth, who is playing hi sfirst season with the Thunderer .

coma GROWIt was probably their remem-

bering such Blue and Gold per-formance. of last year that promp-ted the '46 Valley crowd to pou rmore than $125 into the local coffersto swell the fund for showers inthe Chilliwack civic gymnasium.

UBC took an early lead in theproceedings, in spite of the fac tthat the plays needed plenty ofpolishing, and at the end of the

first quarter, they were leading thehome crew by a substantial ninepoints.

But the Fraser Valley boys letloose with a nine-point barrage,compared to the Thunderbirdthree-point effort in the secondcanto, and the breather found thev!sitora a scant three points in thefore, with a 17-14 advantage .1 ►ERMODE HIGH

It was chiefly the hemp hittingof Harry Kermode, Pat Mc seerand company that made the UDCtallies loom large in the last twostrnzas, and these two lads, alongwith the lanky Mr . Nichol aceoun-ted for 32 of the 49 Varsity chalk -ups ,

Guiding light of the chiWwac kfive was D. Britton, whose web-parting activities ranked secon donly to high man Ken node .

THUN BIRDS —Kermode, 15;McGeer, 9; Nichol, 8; Franklin, 6;Forsyth, 4 ; Weber, 2; Selman, 2;Haas, 2; Munro, 1 . Total, 49.

FRASER VALLEY—Britton, 10 ;Teetzel, 6 ; Johnson, 3 ; Dyson, 2; J .Gleig, 2; R. Gleig, 2; Shaw, 2.Total, 27 .

calu- 'emB

y LAURIE DYER

As

Varsity SuFFers First Goose Egg

As Gridders Drop 13-0 Contest

Varsity Thunderbirds came within one game of a winless Conference season Saturda y

afternoon, when they succumbed to the smoother Linfield College Wildcats to the tune ofa 13-0 count. Mudding through a rain-drenched gridiron, Greg Kabat 's hapless charge swere subjected to their first shutout of the year, as they saw their pass offensive over -shadowed by a brilliant Linfield aerial attack, and even along the soggy turf they wer e

unable to penetrate farther than their opponents' five yard marker .Half .back John Seely who played a stellar contes t

throughout, set the Linfield machine in motion earl y

in the tilt, as he patrolled the scrimmage line tolaunch two consecutive completed passes into the flatsand roll back the Thunderbird matting some sixty-od d

yards.Minutes later the same Seely faded back again ,

and arched a perfect strike to his lanky right end ,Charlie Bishop who galloped unmoles%d for a majo rscore. Seely himself boosted the count one point a ssplit the uprights in convert position .

Varsity began a sustained offensive from thei rown 25 yard line midway in the second quarter, whenDick Mitchell shook loose from scrimmage and bulle dhis way 20 yards up the field for a first down . Reidtook to the air and hoisted the pigskin into the breezydrizzle to hit Gouloubef squarely for 15 more yards ,

the crowd was getting keyed up to a touchdow npitch, the traditional fumble eel-lifted the Thunderbird pace .

Loping onto the gridiroa afte rthe halftime breather, the graa-men from McMinnville, Oregon ,lost no time lei capturing com-plete mastery of the game . Mail -right claw, and a 25 yard heaveto Phil Phipps, set the Americansiii a key position .

Seely dug his cleats into untie-meet and packed the plgiltinthrough the centre in the.. con-secutive plays, and bulled his wa yto paydirt territory at the 6 min-ute mark of the third quarter . Theconvert was wide, .

A bare five minutes later, Reidsent the UBC cheer section intoecstasies as he soared hide intothe ozone to pull down a L4s$Wdpass on their 41 yard mark. A passReid to Goloubef was good for 20odd yards, and a plunge throughthe left tackle brought the leathe rto the nine yard stripe. Againhowever, the Birds got their fea-thers wet, and the drive bargeddown with a slim 5 yards to atouchdown.

The situation was reversed anthe fourth quarter when the Blueand Gold hung on for three play swith the rumblhtg tenacity of theThunderbird, capped their goa lline stand with four straight firstdown, but again lost control' ofthat all-important oval in mid -field.

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