Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:

I challenge you NOT to think dirty.

None of the answers are obscene in any way.

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as

intercourse?

1. (talk)

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

2. (Legs)

3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women

love so much that they often blow it?

3. (a twenty dollar bill)

4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?

4. (firetruck)

5) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one

of which is a word for a woman?

5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)

6) What does a dog do that you can step into?

6. (pants)

7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your

hands?

7. (fork)

8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,and can make a girl

fat?

8. (Almond chocolate bar)

9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of

birdcages?

9. (grit)

10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and

a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

10. (last name)

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