Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' .l bllto l'>r®ne hoard t> As University of British Columbia :

VbItlW X.

iity Loses McKechni~ Cup in th eDying Moments of Grveliing Cam e

Varsity Loading 94 at End of First Half. a Logan andBarrett Shine

VANCOUVER. B. t., MARCH 20th, 1928 No. 37.

Varsity Administers Stinging

Repulse to Kelowna Horn etsa*NwINIPMENEYOsM e

Collegians Romp Away With Decisive Victory Owls

Interior Team by- 30.20 Scorewitty lost joeseeslon of the MotOg jt 15atardar afternoon at

On Potato when after leadWNW $1i of the Ant had;oiihwid 'Vamoose to same

wo tom the whuafng points beingtei`sd in Just seven minutes beforetime. ea*ki the coant 11.4, Con.

Is for phis were ideal, a *arm&y field ms

the playand a> rt(luo. ` Thrill. galore were

dltrbied Ont to the fagnv Mae who wereprottin4 and It was not until the fina lwhistle *t_ the game was fully de.olded.

Mating,eawhich waskep np *onl

ynuoesly

tn start tos, .its only one item of a most

strenuous afternosm'e performance,dntonue ezott . m t reigned di ins

holt hour period wen_ the blots stooart, p with the f! to and Oo14 leading .

Varsity's scrum had, most of the1t play and WOO heeling the leather

out so tacit that Nettie had hardly timeto get his flume, on to it . Phil Bar-ratt proved, out doubt, that hisplan is on the end of the three-lineand

ides giving . .most dashing die-plap of earnest tackling sheered up inoil%® log 75M'd runs, one of whichdoted Vari1 'lt theft points . Ralph

1►rie sifted his place . Roger Wil•anther new member to this

squad who' showed a tenaciousdesire' to bowl over everything i n

bi'.ht. Kenny Noble showed plenty ofo d s lt tit both rtuuaing, tackling,

god b11 . Space. will not permitto dwel tenser dilute, individual *tarsince the whole team from full-backto hooks Pined a most praiseworthyand probably one of the hardest fight-ggames of their young lives. The

Wre was the last of the year andmarked the close of the season .

The GameVancouver kicks off . Farris re-

ceived the punt an started the pla yaway with a rush. It was from thevery start that 'Varsity was out to d otheir best. Fumbling was rare, endeach man of his opponent with aregularity that was almost clock-likein precision . This was especially soon the wing where Phil Barrett wa sbringing down Pinkam every time h egot: the ball, in a fast vicious tackle .

Aggies Defeat Sophs.in Debate on Movies

in the semi-finals of the Men's In-ter-class debates, the Agriculturist smet the Sophomores on the question :"Resolved that on the whole the pres-ent-day moving pictures are harmful . "A large crowd assembled in Aggle 100on Friday noon to hear the fight be-tween Messrs Lindsay Black and Mill sWinram, who took the negative, an dMessrs . Douglas Macdonald and Rue-

Munn of Arta '30, who upheld theaMrmative.

Mr. Macdonald, the first speaker, at-tacked the subject from two points o fview ; that iiiovies were harmful (1 )from an educational (2) from a moralstandpoint. educatloaal stand-ard of the average cinema is to suit aperson who has the mind of a four-teen-year-old child . The picture is ea-seutially to afford amusement, and no tto educate . The speaker stressed th eImportance of the youthful age, be-tween twelve and twenty. And yet i tis these people who attend the shows ,seventy-seven per cent . of which arenot worth while. They are harmfulbecause they give "a distant outlook o nlife and pervert morals,"

Mr. Black pointed out the great useof the cinema In science, in teachin gand as 0 tool or advertlsln , Tenuniversities in the United States us eand manufacture pictures for use I neducation. The moving picture has the"quality of standardising the lmprea •slon and attracting attention" so tha tteaching, by use of it becomes easie rand quicker .

Mr, Munn spoke of the cinema fromthe artistic side. It should show thetruth; but It fails in that, for Its peo-ple are perfect but not real . The herois too good and the villain too bad .

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Little love was loot among the playersotitis the afternoon, especially to .sherds the end. Several line-outs follow.0d the kook and Varsity was soon push •lag the Rep into their own twentydveHowever, . the white shirts relievedand play went to oentrre•fleld withVarsity bulb % Farris brake away isa fast ran andi made 8 yards to b ebrought down five yards out. Von-cover relieved . Varsity's threes wereaway in one of many afternoon rune .Phil Willis was smutting MurrayRowan time after time, Varsity'ssturdy three-quarter shone all after.noon and his special fondness forRowena legs only ceased when h ereaohed i the dressliag tom .

Vancouver looked dangerous whe nthey got away in a fast sprint bu tBill Locke rmaehed up the play andLogan tellevs with a splendid punt ,to touch. Logan's kicks, besides hay.ing direction and menses were neve rf~~aailing in bringing the play well up th efield . His deadly Molding was als oone of the bright lights which put th eopposition into touch with vivacity .Sparks ' blocked a . field goal . Lockesecured and went through the playerswith all the agility of an expert butwas thrown for a loss in midfield . Playremained in centre field. Neitherteam could get away, so close was th etackling. Murray and Foereste rhooked the ball as never before andoften the leather was out before Bar-rett uld get *round. Logan brought

-Phikam in a flying . Witte. TheBlue end Cold, always pressing now,were about thirty yards out. Farri sbroke away again in a fast run andwas brought down about 80 yards out .Phil Barrat.t took the pass and givingFarmer a dirty off-band went overnear the flag. The crowd went wild .Locke missed the convert from a badante. Score 3.0 .

It was not three minutes later be.tore Varsity took a penalty and Lock eput the leather square between th euprights, score $4.

The boys seemed well away now,Following the kick Kenny Noblesecured from a loose pack, dribbled ,picked up the leather, threw Farme r

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Washington Downs

Track Athletes

Varsity's track and field men r#1 nInto a little more opposition than the yexpected at the uew Washington in -door stadium on Friday afternoon an dwent down to a 1011 . 2 to 29 1-2 de-feat. The Huskies used practically al ltheir first string lineup and except infew cases, the local lads were nomatch for them Colette Shields wasthe star for B . C., garnering eight o fhie team's points .

The broad jump produced some ofthe keenest competition of the day.Shields was leading the field up tothe last jump with a leap of 20 fee tloot inches when .jae missed the markon his final attempt. Conger of Wash-ington tied this mark with his las tleap, he and Shields splitting thepoints .

The only other first in which Var-sity figured was the relay, in whic hthe Husky anchor man dropped thebaton In the excitement to give Var-sity the rate .

The mile was one of the best race sof the day . Kiser, one of the outstand •lug college men today In this distanc ewas at the top of his form to co pthe event. In the excellent time of 4minutes, 27 4•5th seconds . Jack Chap-pell pressed him all the way and fin-ished set:end In a brilliant effort . Ree dwon the 1-mile grind for the U. of W.In the splendid time of 9 minutes, gseconds, f)unn for Varsity was wel lup all the way to finish third .

The local boys were tether a dos "appointment in the 76-yard dash, whichwent to Washington in the blow tim eof 8 seconds, Varsity has often beat-en this mark on practice, but the bestthey could do was get a third . Fel l

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C - inese Situation is

Subject of Lectures

"The Chinese think that our onl ylanguage Is force . They have triedto talk to us in terms of peace bu twe will not co-operate. Consequent•ly they are learning from us the art sof war, In order to talk to its In ou rown language If need be." This asthe summary of the lecture gives byCopt, A. 3 . Deice in Arts 100 on leg•day afternoon ,

Capt. Brace Was Y. M. C, A. sure.Lary In China for fifteen years, anda lecturer in one of the Chinese uni-versities . He displayed a genuine tn.Brest In the Chinese situation, addilfaloaed d many Mots which are not

commonly known about thq recen ttrouble there.

"News Papers," he said, "do not al •ways tell fife whole truth, They areoften capitalised by people In whos einterests it is best to withhold thetruth." Consequently, people in Can .ada did not get all the facts Abou tChinese affairs and a spirit of antag-onism rather than sympathy had bee nfostered. But the thinking people o fCanada are behind the Chinese Na-tionalist movement which Is in realitya movement of the solid abd well.organised Student body of that country.

The waiter went on to outline thephilosophy and traditions of China.The nation has a historic past. Thepeople move slowly, think deeply, an dquestion everything . They critiole*the people of the Western world Inthat we move too fast and our think-ing is too shallow.

In China things are different tha nIn Canada . There the student is planeed first . He is the one who investi-gates and studies all problems, and sois of primary Importance to the coun-try. The Farmer Is the second mos tImportant oleos, for this class constl •tutee 85 per cent, of the people . Thirdin the lint is the Artisan, for he pro•daces. The Merchant does not cometill fourth because he prodyyces noth-ing ; and the Soldier is placeld last inthis group, which fact shows the peo-pie are not a warlike race.

The Chinese have faith in their Phil.osophy and are not going to be stam-peded in following the west . Theybelieve In the three main 'principle sof Dr . Sun Yet Sea, and strive to edu-cate their people along these lines .Thus National Independence, Demo-cracy, and Equal Opportunity, ar etaught In all the schools and the in-fluence of Dr. Sun Yat Son is per-haps greater now than when he wa salive

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ORATORS' CONTEST

SET FOR MONDAY

Monday evening, March 26, has bee nset for this year's Oratorical Contest i nthe Auditotium at 8 o'clock . Asenough people did not turn out fo rthe preliminaries, the contest Is nowthrown open to any University manor woman who cares to prepare a 1 2to 16 minute speech on any subject .The inducements for so little effortare great, If enough women turn out,the old system of awarding a twelvedollar and an eight dollar book prisewill be adhered to . If not, there wil lbe three prises offered ; first, a goldmedal ; second prise, a silver medal ;third prise, a twelve dollar book Wee .Hon, these three prises will be offere dfor both men and women, each wil lhave an equal chance .

Last year in a keenly-contested dis-play of forensic prowess, David Wed-linger, Arts '28, won first prise In th emen's division, with Denis Murphy ,second, while Miss Helen Smith andMiss Mary Watts came first and sec-ond, respectively In the women's sao-tlon .

This year Messrs . Lionel LaingRichard Yerburgh, Oreville RowlandHarry Freeman and Mies Jean Tel -ford have already entered the contes tand promise to give a good account o fthemselves ,

The entire student body, and theirfriends are invited to attend theoratorical contest . Admission is treeand a special bus service will be ar-ranged .

Varsity mounted another rung latheir climb to Canadian shampoo»•ship Maori when they plastere dKelowna Hornets to the time of $0•20 before a capacity crowd toKelowna . The thou was on. of thehest aeon in the interior for a ionstime. The Okanagan boys, bolsteredtip by Carton, totmtterly of the chantpion Winnipeg Toilers, ditpla ed lot s0 class but were ho ~tatch of the(oast lads in the An41 minutes of aheart besetting struggle,

roe fully thirty Minutes the AM YHornets held Varsity at their mercy .anent for the first throe minuteswhen Varsity, by a marvellous displa yof speed and combination tan in sixpoints the Kelowna boys itad the ult.Per hand . Varsity's lightning play Inthe first few and last ten minutes ofthe game bewildered and dassled thehome boys. The Kelowna team;however, managed to solve Varsity' sstyle of play very early In the gam eand led tee at halt time,

ter tenInutes of the second half had

*peed Kelowna still led 144 . Thenthe Collegia s ed a terrific rallywhich brought ,the scor6 to 16 all.Then Mayers, Henderson and Butlersank the leather these times in a rowto put the game on ice, Varsity' sdisplay of speed, combination anddribbling in the last ten minutes wassuperb, Even the Kelowna supportersagreed that Varsity, at its best, wasthe slickest team turned out fin B . C.

Varsity's stare were Mayers, Butlerand Henderson: Mayers scored 13points and was always a thorn In th eKelowna defense . Hie flashy drib-bling and lightning speed againproved too much for the Hornets '

Classes Prepare for

Annual Track Contest

The inter-class meet this year prom-ises to be the most successful In re -cent years . The introduction of th e2-mile relay consisting of four me nteem each class who did not make th eArts '20 Relay, each man will runS)) yards . This will provide competi-tion for those men who desire to ru nhut have not hitherto had the oppor-tunity, The list of evcnts Is as fol-lows .

110 yards 2 .0 0100-yards (women)---2 .0 5

l mile--2.10 .Broad Jump -2 .10.2220 Yards—2 .15 .High Jump (women)—2 .15 .High Jump (men)—2 .20 .High Hurdles—2 .80 .Shot Put—2 .30,50 yards (women)—2.S5 .880 yards—2.40 .Broad Jump (women)—2 .40.2-mile Relay--2 .60 .Low Hurdles---3 .00,75-yard (women)--8 .05 .Discus and Javelin—3.05 .440 yards—3 .10 ,Basket Ball Throw (women)—3 .10 .Pole Vault—3 .15 .8-mile---8 .15 .Relay (women)—3 .30.880 Relay—3.46 .

SMALL-PDX NOTICE

Owing to a repetition of the occur-rence which made the first notice ne-cessary (i .e . attendance at the Univer-sity of a student sick with smallpox ,but not yet broken out with the erup •hoe), the need for vaccination of non-immunes and the reporting by student swho two taken Ill to the Public Healt hNurse, will continue to the end ofMarch .

H. W, MILL, M.D., D.P.H. ,M.H.O, University Campus ,

Athletic Repr'.arntatives

Claw Athletic Repa get busyand line up your teams for theInter-Claw Meet NIXT SATUR-DAY, Marsh 24th . Retries mustbe muted on Thursday at thelatest.

guards . Butler and Henderson pa goad game at rqMolly was ~aatureubywounder the bask t andriling and lam ono*didn't score much but worknicely with the other boy's tln igot ~egoE.iong. Pa lson

o Per'K per Oa ' ..see, cads ~points he show up Oqtall other d rime is ofWilliams, although liddin gin the last few tllifletbo, tutlibd 11h` agood game as Aid the Puppet*brothers . Kelowna did most of the fscoring from about ''away bet!'centre and Varefty'e basket, Snand Henderson loll! them trotsunder the basks

Thetors a

ssmalot

, llM Anyvisioorlon

g bothered struck

the

the low beards first 110 Mayers anMcEwen were .denied ais method at, 'scoring. Ruck Teo . .brought M . isrub that the ball she

be it1rdiately Centred olb s

nThe floor area w, , somewhat

_ . ;than the, average Vancouver flVarsity Men were constantly findin gthemselves out.

The Scout hall at Kelowna Wasjammed to capacity. The crowd wvery enthusiastic, hhaving a lads hion hand to pep up proceedings,

The deciding game will he pia;Monday night at 4.15 P.M. Theseries is for the greatest total pt 'points In two gamer. Although Visity seems to have It *inche dHornets may pull a surprise .

The victor travels to RaymondAlberta to decide which team rhgo to Winnipeg,

Second Soccer Teaiii

Continues Triumphs

The Blue and d o soccer squadcontinued their victorious march oSaturday when they annexed thei releventh point out of a possibletwelve, having won 6 and drawn 1 oftheir last six games .

Saturday's game was very excitin galthough considerably marred fro mthe point of view of good football b ythe unsportsmanlike &ttitude of theHotel Vancouver team . Two of thelatter team had to be sent off thefield In the last ten minutes of thegame. Varsity lost the toss and wereforced to kick up-hill in the firsthalt . Despite this disadvantage, hoi►-ever, they had the best of the playand scored the only goal of theperiod, It was evident from the out-set that the Hotel Vancouver player sIntended to make trouble. The re-feree had occasion to warn one oftheir backs for deliberate fouling inthe first five minutes of the game.Varsity were awarded a penalty batfailed to score. This checked theturbulent spirit of the Hotel playerssomewhat, and the game providedin a smoother manner for the restof the halt. The home team Isooreda few minutes toter when ToMmyChalmers made a fine goal dime'from a corner hook, the b*U r~eeboard•fag from the upright into tlti loafVarsity had the best of may duringthe remainder of the half, althoughsome fine saves from the Hotelcentre forward .

The second half was very fac twith both teams putting up strenuousfootball . The Hotel evened the sear.on a speedy breakaway within a toreminutes from the kickoff. The visit-ing team soared again shortlatt.wards, when their eentre MrMttdcaught the Varsity backs nappingand broke throtl h to put his teamone goal up. The Blue and Coldteam soots woke up, however, andtwo more goals by Todd and Patti •ridge gave them the load again . TheVarsity bathe were playing too fearup the field and as a result of thisthe Hotel evened the soars grata.The strenuous pace set by both teatna lwas beginning to tell on the dlaposf-tions of the players, and bad feeling

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TILE t. BYSSEY

MARCH 20TH. 1928

Itr 1fttgLIL11 y(Member of Pacifo Inter-Collegiate Press Association) .

Issued every Tuesday xnd Friday by the Student Publications Board of theUniversity of British Columbia, West Point Grey.

Phone: Point Grey 1484Mail Subscriptions rate: 18. per year. Advertising rates on application.

Editerlal StaffEDITOR-IN•CHIEF—Jean Talmie ,

Senior Editors--Franoltl Pilkington and George DavidsonAsaseiate Rttitors—M. Chriatison, Bruce Carrick and Stewart Reid

P. I, P, A. Editor—Mamie MoloneyFeature Editor—Roderick A . Pilkingtton

Sport Editor--Irvine KeenleysideChief Reporter—M. Desbrisa y

Literary Editori Lenience Meredith

Cartoonists C . Dudley asttttantBusiness Staff

Business Mtstlftger—Bev, Patrick.Rosiness Asstst>tatr--Man Chandler and Ralph Drown

Advertising Manager--Ralph JamesCirculation Manager—Allan Lloyd-Jone s

Edltere fer the•1esue tSenior—F. C. Pllkingten ; Associate-Bruce Carric k

A CORRECTIONAt the election meeting of the Men's Undergraduate Society on e

v alter made statements that east reflection on the work of th ePublications Board. While we admit that there aro many respectsin which this organisation is open to criticism, these particular state -

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untrue.The flret—that an editor could accomplish his duties in one an d

a half hours per week spent at the printers-,-has never been true . Ifatiy editor did that he was not justifying his position . The other,that work on the Publication Board constitutes no effective propane -Um for any other position--s on the face of it untrue and does notmerit contradiction .

In coneluition we suggest that there is a certain amount of im-propriety in a Connell member or any one in such an ofiinial positio ntaking part in the election. It is a tradition that has been maintaine dwith very few exceptions since Student Government began .

THE TOTEMAs far as can be conjectured at the present moment the Totem

Dili be "ready the first week in April. The Senior Class has giveneven 1* co-operation than usual in this matter. They have hadneither their pictures taken nor their write-ups in until positivel yforded to do so . The result is that the Annual has been delayed an dthe work for the editors has been far from pleasant . If the memberso the senior year have any interest in the Annual the least they ca ndo is to comply with the few rules which are essential to its publics -

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Class and Club Notes

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of Strength

A man of small means may com-

mand a large monied influence if he has

the backing of Life Insurance .

A Great-West Life policy is tower

of strength at any time--especially in a

period of hard times ,

arit`""II/lIoe>a~ twetw:. 1

Many a student who should have been at the top of hi sor her class has been held back by defective vision . With.out normal eyes you cannot do yourself justice. Correct

glares help defective oyes become normal eyes .

Norman G. Cull Ltd.

Pessoription

sad Optometrists

698—GIRANV MLR—69 S

LA CANADIENN EAt a meeting of La Canadienne, hel d

last Tuesday noon, the following appli-cants were admitted tp membership :Winnie Bruce, Maxine Chapman, NorahHolroyd, Eric Kelly, Barbara Lau g ,Reginald Price, Grace Ryall, Winni eTervo. The new members are emit-ally invited to attend the last meet-ing of the year which is to be hel dat the home of Mlss Margaret Mac-Donald. The address will be postedlater.

If members can not get in touchwith the Executive personally, notescan be left In the Auditorium lette rrack .

L'ALOUETTE

The final meeting of "L'Alouette "took place Tuesday, March 13th, atthe home of Mr . Beattie . The pro-gramme consisted of a short play"La Grammaire," followed by game sand songs . A presentation was mad eto Miss Grleg in recognition of he rfaithful services as Honorary Pres-ident. The new executive was Intro-duced ,

On Monday, March 19th, at 6 .1 6p.m., the combined French Clubsheld a banquet at the Union Theolog-tal College. A programme of musi cand drama was presented.

DER DEUTSCHE VEREI N

The final meeting of "Der DeutscheYerein" will be held on Thursday, Mar .fit, at the home of Mlss Battle, 105 0Chtloo (corner of Comex), at eigh to'clock,

A programme consisting of a shortplay "Eigensinn" and German musicwill be given at this meeting to whichall students of German one are in-vited .

Take No. 2 or No. 5 oars and ge toff at Denman and Comm then wal ktwo blocks west.

LOOTEeenomlee 1 notes In "U .B .C." nets

book. Worth a million dollars toewnee—nothing to finder.

MAURICE YOUNG ,Arts '29

Lest--Slack Loose-leaf Note BookLeft in Women's Common Room . Re-turn to Grace Teetzeli, Arts '29.

THE FUNDAMENTALISTSSOCIETY

Mr, Robertson of Mount Pleasan tBaptist Church spoke last week to th eS. C. F. C. on the subject : "The Sin-lessness of Christ. "

The speaker commenced by quotin gthe text "Which of you convinceth m eof Sin? And if I say the truth, wh ydo you not believe me?" He the nproceeded to point out how Christian-ity must stand or fall on the evid-ence of Christ's sinlessness . Duringhis lifetime Christ ltveth under thekeenest scrutiny ; his every footste pwas dogged ; traps were frequentlyset to find grounds for accusatio nagainst Him. Yet Ile could fearlessl yissue this challenge, even to those Inthe closest circle of intimacy withhim. With such a wonderful charac-ter, how can He retain His Integrit yIf His claims to divinity, and to th epower to forgive sin, are false ?

INTERNATIONAL CLU BA meeting of the students' Interna-

tione.l Club will be held on Friday ,March 23rd at 8 .15 at the home ofMrs . H. T. J. Coleman, 2884 41st Ave .West . Mr. E. E. Delavault will speakon "France," This will probably bethe last meeting of the session an dall members are urged to attend .

CHEMISTRY SOCIETYAt a meeting to be held In Sc. Rm .

306 on Wednesday, March 21st, at 3p.m ., Mr. G. S. Eldridge, president o fthe B. C. Branch of the CanadianChemical Association, will speak onCommercial Methods of Analysis . Al lstudents welcome ,

APPLIED SCIENCENominations for the position of Pre-

sident of the Science Men's Under-graduate Society must be In the hand sof the secretary, Wilt Morris, by Tues-day, March 27th . All nominationsmust he signed by ten members of th eScience Men's Undergraduate Society . r. .

LOSTLeather-covered loose-leaf note book ,

belonging to R. Thorpe, Mo. '2S.Please return to bookstore or phonePt . Grey 165 .

I CorrespondenceEditor Ubyssey .Dear Madam :

I wish to call attention to the lackof discipline in the library. I am surethat I am voicing the opinion of manystudents when I say that it is almostimpossible to study there.

The library Is primarily a place forstudy and therefore quietnesis is nooes •nary. At present there is little evi-dence of quietness and consequentlylittle chance for study . It has becomea mooting plane for the carrying onof animated and distinctly audible con -venation. On Friday night a groupwere having a hilarious time over"Now you tell one," only to dispers edually and carry on by using rubbe relastics .

At this time of year when a two o rthree hour study in so necessary t osome, t think it Is most unfair thatthey should not be given every con •adoration,

I suggest that those in charge o fstudent discipline In the library takeImmediate steps to see that the rul eof quietness Is observed .

Respectfully yoursVICTOR H. OSTERHOUT.

Editor "Ubyssey"Dear Madam :

It is with no small regret that I vie wthis, "tempest In a tea-pot,' which hasarisen over my address before th eSocial Science Club at the U.B.C, onthe subject of Companionate Mart; calla ,So tar as the subject matter of theaddress was concerned I feel there i sno apology called for but, I shall besorry, most sincerely so, if as a resul tof this lecture, the University stu-dents, of all people, are to be deprivedof the right to listen to ALL sides! ofEVERY question . I cantiot think thatthe authorities will act so unwisely.

Further, may I take this opportunit ytp express my sincerest gratitude t o

ose students who have so loyall ystood behind me and who have volun-teered to aaslet me at my meeting a tthe Hotel Vancouver. Although, a sindividuals, they have a ported righ tto do as they wish in the matter. Iwould urge them, through the mediumof your paper, to let their effortscease, In view of the attitude assume dby the authorities I do not care tohave them participate in this affair i nanyway that might jeopardise theirfuture at the University .

Yours sincerely,J. LYLE TELFORD .

CLASSICS CLUB

The final Classic Club meeting ofthe year will be held at the home o fProfessor L. Robertson on Wednesdayevening at eight o'clock. Mr. Dela-cault will speak on Classical Influenc-es on French Literature. All secon dyear Latin and Greek students arecordially Invited, Any wishing to at-tend please got iu touch with somemember of the club or of the pro-fessors .

ENGINEERS' INSTITUTE

On Wednesday, the speaker will b eMr, J . l . . Noble of the B . C. Fire Un-derwriters' Association who will giv ean address on the Fire Underwriters 'testing laboratory in Chicago. Thelecture will be illustrated .

Preparations will be outlined for theannual meeting to be held next week .

Room App. Sc. 100 at 12 o'clock .

BIOLOGICAL DISCUSSIONCLUB ,

The last meeting of the Biologica lDiscussion Club was held at the homeof Mine Verna Lucas, 8620.25th Ave.West, on Monday, March 19, 1928, at 8p.m. "Timber Cruising on Redonda"was the paper given by Jack Mao-Milian. "Palaeobotany" was given byL. G. Millward .

Camping TripA few students are planning a te n

days camping trip into Garibaldi Park .The start will be made after the ex-ams on April 26 or 27. The cost wil lnot exceed $15 .00, and it is hoped tobring it as low as 110,00. Rock climbsand glacier expeditions of great meri twill be undertaken . Skiing also shoul dbe good an the camp will be at e naltitude of about 6100 feet ; accordingto Information received, ski-runs of amile in length will be possible.

If any mountaineers or ski enthual•sets are Interested, they should appl yfor further particulars to Reg. Manley,Bay. 6732-Y, or Gordon Brown, Pt .Grey 968-Y .

LOSTShaffer Fountain Pen and Kaye

on Ring. Finder please return toBook Store or Alt . Evans,

REWARD.

Chinese-Situation

(Continued from Page 1)Captain Brace then reviewed cer-

tain outstanding events in Chinese his -tort', and told how many treaties hadbeen signed against the will of th epeople . Concession had been made t oforeigners, but mostly as a result offorce or bribery. Now the people, ledby students, are awakening to a newsense of responsibility.

Thin revolution is in reality a Chin-ese Renaissance. They are revoltingagainst the western civilisation whichhas been taking a hold in China, andagainst the exploitation of their peo-ple by foreigners . There is a revalu-ing of Chinese custom, thought, andphilosophy . A new Chinese Nationallanguage has been formed and durin gthe revolution more Chinese Bible shave been sold than at any previou stime .

The so-called "Reds" lave thre emain points in their "irreducible min-imum." First they want customs au-tonomy, for as things now stand it i simpossible to build up Chinese indus-try In the fare of foreign competition .Secondly they demand that the ExtraTerritorial Privileges be abolished, fo rthese privileges are abused. Thirdl ythey want to do away with the Inter-national settlements court and hav eall crimes answerable to Chinese law .

In concluding hie address, Captai nBrace pointed out that if we wereChinese we too would be Nationalists ,and they expect us as libertyloversto co-operate with them .

As things now stand we expresssympathy but do not treat the Chin-ese as equals, and we insist on run-ning our own country althought weinterfere with the managing of theircountry . Thus China is beginning tolook on the Western nations as a two-faced, Insincere people, for western-ers say one thing and do• another .

Seniors, Attention !

The final class meeting of the Grad-uating Classes will bd held in Arts 100on Thursday, March 22nd, at 12 .1 0noon .

Nate the following business :1. Election of Valedictorian .2. Election of Permanent Arta Ex-

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2Graduation Programme of Ev-ents .

It In imperative that every Seniorattend .

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Of late there has come to the peopleof the University a desperate mystery .All unheralded it mate and unexpected, Yet Its pause battles the mind o fthe wisest Senior and its meaning Ail sthe Sophomore with glom) . Few dareattempt to seek its solution, and eventhey conduct their Investigation wit hdread and proceed with trepidation,

Since the earliest times, when Ab .Whitely was a Freshman, never hasbeen known a mystery so inexplicable .Many are the crimes that have bee ncommitted, and Wrings are the way' sin which men have sinned. Peoplehave been known to laugh In the lib .racy, It is told that Seniors havebeen late for teatimes, And tome re •count how ono* a oo.ed boarded a bu sby the door at the rear. Yet suchtransgressions are not beyond the bor .den of min's imagination, and crimeslike those are such that we can un-derstand. But there has been oommit •ted such a robbery that even th eFreshman hesitates to believe it, anddoubt marks the visage of the simpleA«gee . By' Stealth one has entered theBiology Lab, and by stealth he hasdeparted and with him he has carriedbig spoil 1lligotten, the plunder thathis guile bas Won. There has bee nstolen the skull of a rat.

The skull of a rat has been stole nand none can say whither it has gone.The theft of articles of worth coul dbe fathomed and eleuth•hounds set up .on the trail of the wrongdoer, but thetheft Of a rat's skull is beyond humanexperience ,

The bearded augur's fear it as anomen, and as an omen it tells the mof doom to tome . In the CommonRoom they prophesy the future andthe chatter of the Freshmen lessensand the bellows of the electioneers di eaway. All hark to the doom of whichthe augurs tell and shudder as theirhopes die one by one.

Magic Is the doom that the prophetsfear . Magic that the Solenoemen pro -duce in the drafting-room, as wit hspells and runes made potent by thepower of the skull of the rat, theycall up spirits from the underworld .That they plot the destruction of th eArtemen there is no doubt, and tha tthe means will be dreadful none candeny, but the manner of the impend •lug doom is hidden and the time ofthe threatened overwhelming is no trevealed .The suspense hangs over the campu s

like the threatening smokecloud of aforest Are. The diners at the Oaf.have lost their appetites and the Lib-rarian paces up and down In his revolv-ing doors . Fear dogs the heels o fevery student and causes the men toglance timidly over their shoulders asthey tiptoe past the Womens Com-mon Room ,

But the doom will come withou twarning and, like an owl pouncingIn the dark, destruction will descend .

And in the tar future times, travel-lers may stop and stand among th eblasted ruins of what was once th eArts Building and ponder on the long•since-dead inhabitants . Then whe nthey have gaped their All will the yInscribe their initials on the moulder-ing stone and search for chessme namong the rubble, And before the ydepart they will spread their repastand feast and throw the remnants I nevery direction until the Common.Rooms again take on their old appear .ance .

"That is a government revenue cut -ter . "

"I had no idea they did it with aboat, "--Ex.

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the world is Who ' s Who In Italy .—Ex .

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e"Roy, I took one on the chin in

that exam, „"I couldn't get my book open, either .

--Ex ..

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."teem of pretty girls in Vancouver . ""Yes, but i never see them . ""Whats your line?""1 run a beauty shop,"

--Ex .C

eYouth : "Papa . "Old Lad. "Yes, son? "Youth : "Had Elinor Glynn a water-

cooling system on her typewriter.—EL

Sweaty and grimy from toll in thehuge machines, Sammy Colon, honorstudent in Classics, labored on to getout the noon edition of the great met.ropolltan daily "loco Bisector," "Gau lIs divided Into three parts," he sangan he slapped In dabs of grease o nthe clicking joints : "0, Tempera, 0Mores! Arms Vlrumque cano," heoiled as be poured Ink into the !ripen .dulum box .

Thus he worked day after day inthe service of the mighty newspape rcorporation . Gradually he had risenfrom assistant vloe•janitor to the pool .Lion of third assistant to the printer' sdevil, Daily he sang, cried., whisperedand crooned snatches of Milo poetryto the long suffering machinery, "Bar.barn Celarent Darli Ferroque prloris,"he chortled as he put a new ribbon inthe linotype machines . He impartedto it his vast knowledge in romanti clanguages and the cafeteria namesfor pie, soup, or coffee, until finallythe Irritated press broke down andhad to have a new differentiating gas-ket put in .

One day when be was reciting to I tBook VI . of the "A ,neld," the printercame along and happened to hear it,"That's great stuff," he said, "but i tSint of no use around here wher eyou should recite Boyle's Law in phy-sics, You better learn some of thefiner things in Science."

"What?" thought Sam, "I become aScience man? Never! What do youthink t took Arts tor? Only Arts menknow how to run newspapers . Whyfor four years I was assistant reporte ron the Ubysaey and contributed 9,00 0words to the waste paper basket everyweek."

So the insulted grad . labored man ymoons, dreaming that some day hewould be first printers devil . At las this opportunity came. The editor-in-chief resigned, Everyone moved onestep up.

"What do you know about type-writers?" asked the new editor. Sam,remembering the days in the Pub .,said, "They never work, a little bel lrings in them and that's all. "

"Good, and since you know so manylanguages, including Upper and Lowe rCommon Room, you get the job of firs tassistant to the printer ; he need ssomeone to help him curse his type -writer . "

Again had a Varsity education aid-ed a student to a brilliant position i nlife .

"i say, old thing, why In the audi-ence so comfortable? "

"Dear me, big boy, It's becaus ethey've removed the tax from th eseats ."

---Ex .

Prof . (to ono of the boys who hascome In late .)---"James, sit down i nfront, "

James : "I can't, I'm not made tha tway ."

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of yours that used to sing so clearl yand sweetly . "

"I had to sell him as my eon lef tthe cage on the radio sot and he learn-ed static ."

—Ex ,.

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Intoxicated one : 'Nobudyn perticlar,I'm jesh broadoastin'."

—Ex..

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On Saturday afternoon the represen-tative "tour" from Varsity was nosedout at Brentwood by a quarter of alength .

The Brentwdod Drew got off to agoon itt rt end kept un a very highstrbk(i1 with it result that they weak -said At the end, sad although theystuffdd the line A (ivarterlength ahead .Varsity was in the tore when the finalglen wont. Varsity made a very credittable showing considering that the yWere under a strange cox and in a(~!range beat and had there been alittle luck on their side the resultmight have been different. Pullingfor Varsity were : Frank Smith, stroke ,Res. Wilson 8 ; Walt Maodonald, 8 ;and Ken Thurston, bow. Another big

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entity "eight" and the Rowing Clu b"eight" predominating, Following th eregatta will be a tes dance in whic hthe oarsmen's mermaids will vatic!.gate .

Prof. Plays Ukelele toFinny Charges

Although disclaiming any intentio nof lulling the fish in his laboratory t osleep with ukelele music, Prof . D. R.Crawford of the College of Fisheriesspends his leisure Urns whittling andchiselling out life rise models of th efamous Hawaiian stringed instrument .

In intervals between classes and in-vestigations on how fast salmon gro wand why, the fisheries Instructo rselects a soft straight-grained block o fwood, and carves out all the parts o fthe complete musical apparatus ,

"No, I don't strum the ukelele fo rthe benefit of the fish, but I do pu tstrings on the ones 1 make and eve nplay them once In a while," admittedProfessor Crawford .

Ukeleles and fish culture are an un •usual combination, but production o fthe former furnishes a recreative on-oupation for spare moments of th emarine life professor In Fisheries hal lnumber 2, when fishy matters havebeen temporarily laid aside .

A small but complete assortment oftools Is kept In his office by ProfessorCrawford, no that he may pursue hishobby whenever the creative spiri tmoves him, he said .

—University of Washington Daily.

McKechnie Cup(Continued from Page 1 )

for a loss and passed to Willis wh owent over with several players aroundhis neck. Locke Missed the convert .Score now 9. 0. Following the kickVancouver broke threw and afte rseveral scrums went over for theirfirst count which was converted mak-ing the score 9.5.

The next halt opened in a whirl-wind of action Vancouver Was determined but Varsity were fighting teet hand nails Noble, going stronger tha never, knocked Rowan for a loss anddribbled up to within fifteen yards bu tlacked support Vancouver . relievedbut Logan scooped up a fast one andran the ball well up to pass to Lockewho only filled to get over when heslipped and tell about ten yards out.It was a tough break, Eaton tried afield goal . Vancouver secured butEaton brought him down in tine style .Roger Wilson came Into the limeligh tfor some more when he brough tFarmer down to save a sure soots . Itwas a good tackle, Not many minuteslater Vancouver broke through for atry . It was unconverted, The scorewas now 8 .9 in favor of Varsity. Et.oitement was at fever heat,

So elm was the checking an dtackling that the final score did notcome for another halt hour. Varsity

grossed . Wilson again shone in a

hard tackle, Bert Barrett relievedwith good punt. Tu per brough tdown Rowan and McMfi an in a fas touo, Roger Wilson smot seed Mahal.ian. Logan snooped up a fast one bu twent into touch. It was then that PhilBarrett intercepted a fast pass 25yards out to run 75 yards with halt ofVancouver alter him, He failed toget over. Eaton killed a sure pla ywith a low tackle.

With seven minutes to go Vancouve rgained poiseaelon and tkrodgh a Enid.play in centre Solo Leroy brokethrough on the wing to make the score11 . 9.

Following the kick Varsity presse dharder than ever and well dangerou sto the end, play being entirely withi nVancouver's home area . The gameended with Varsity on the opposition'stwenty-five yard line .

To pick out any individual would b eunfair . Every man player a hard•fighting game . The few tumbles wer equickly recovered . Sparks took a ba dbump in the first halt but, continue dto play his usual game to the end, i twas a tired bunch of athletes tha twended their weary way homeward.

The team : Kogan, Locke, Tupper ,Eaton, Willis, P . Barrett, Estabrook ,B. Barrett, Sparks, Foerester, Murray ,Noble, R. Wilson, Farris, Morris .

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(Coitttntted from Page i )finishing right On the heels of the tw oHui'sky runner's . Varsity was hafidi-capped all through, especially in thedistance races, by the unharmed ogreas in the track, which they found difti-out to navigate,

Bob Alpen did very well in the pol evault going all the way to 11 fot onl yto be eliminated at 11 feet 8 Intlhes .Bob's mark beats the Varsity Ctsordby 14 indhes and ties the 8 O. rataord ; with a little More prabtice Bobshould set up a new provincial markthis season .

Following are the complete results :T5•ysrd dash—Clarkson (W) first ;

Nelson (W) Second ; Fell (B. C.) 8rd ;time, 8 seconds .

Miles—Kiser (W) fleet, Chappel (B ,C.) second, Miller (W) third ; time ,4 .27 4 .5ths,

440—Woeltul W) first Wismer (W )second, Pettit (W) third ; time 58 .4 .

50•yard High Hurdles - .- Anderson(W) first, Brandt (W) second, Bro-die (W) third ; time :10 .4 ,

220•yards---Clarkson (W) Arst, Gab -bard (W) second, Vierllch (W) third ;time :24 ,

2 Miles—Reed (W) first, Simon (W )second, Dunn (B.C.) third ; time 9 :4 9

880—Dodds (W) fret, Gaming (W) .second, Chappell (B. O.) third ; time2 :20 . 8

180-yd, Low Hurdles--Anderson (W )first ; Brandt (W), second, Aspen (B .C.), third ; tittle :21,4

Javelin--Nelson (W) first, Dlffen-backer (W) second, Alpen (B. C.) ,third . Distance 167 feet.

DisoUs—Jessup (W) first, Shields ,(B. C.) second, Alpen (B, C .) third .Distance 121 feet, 8 inches .

Shot•put-Jessup (W) first, Duvi n(B. C.) second, Shields (B . C.) third.Uirtenoe, 42 feet 1 inch.

Pole Vault--Rose (W) first, Alpe n(B. C.) second, Duvin (B. C.) andNicholson (B . C.) third. Height 11feet 0 !riches.

High Jump--Anderson (W) . first,Rolle (W), Riley (W), Brandt (W) ,and Fell (B .C.), tied, Height 0 fee t1 Inch .

Broad Jump--Conget' (W) an dShields (B.C.) tied for first, Duvin(B. C.) third. Distance 20 feet, 11.54inches.

880-yard Relay—B . C. won on a tec h .uleality, Terry, Gaul, Naylor and El-liot . Time 1 :37 2.5ths .

Inter-Class Records

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the inter-class meet next Saturday ,March 24th .

The events will be .Men--

100 yards—Harry Warren (recor dholder), Sc . '26, 1924—10 2.5ths .

220 yards—Harry Warren (recor dholder, Sc . '26, 1923—23 3.5ths .

440 yards—Les . McKay, Ag . , 1923 ,880 yards—Len Buckley (recor d

holder), Are '25, 1924, 2m . 6 3 .5ths .1 miles_Charles

tot tley (recordhomier), Arts '27, 1921, int . 49 15t h

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L . Ramseli, (recor dholder), Sc . '25, 1923•"-35ft . 6-in .

Discus—J . L. Remelt, Sc, '25, 1923 ,104 ft . 6-in .

Javelin— Lazenby (record hold-er), Sc. '25, 1923, 132 ft . 41n.

Broad Jump—Harold hompeon (rec-ord holder), Arts '26, 1924, 19 ft.9 in.

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The conflict between the two is tin-Get, The picture . show has a mono•

Ly at the present' time, The pro.is ggg to Hollywood and create th eonditions do baneful in that place.

Mr . Winrem Of Agriculture upheldthe mutative, and claimed that the

rimeraim of the moving picture wasof to educate but to give amuse.

!pent aisd*itltation which are so ne-odesary; The show is easily under-*toed and affords a haunt which is

tter than the gambling den or th en.After Out rebuttals by Messrs,

lack and Macdonald, the judges -essor Lloyd, Mr. Stedman, and Mr.r.adkay, submitted a decision in favor

Of the negative. This leaves Agrioul•

lure and the Freshmen to debate inhe finals, which will take place in th e

near tutare .

5Stanford Players Act'Romantic Young Lady '

It seems ironic fate that , the un-usually long length of rehearsal tim e—due to the various exigencies thatdeveloped, a record time for campu sproductions!—had to be spent on aplay ao ethereal in plot, and could notbe concentrated en the more difficul t"Caesar and Cleopatra," scheduled fornext quarter . But in spite of this, thespontaneity of the comedy was wel l

.preserved, and did not suffer theatrophy that was prophesied as al-most inevitable.

—Stanford Daily .

The Romantic Young Lady appear-ed Friday night, after seven weeks of

esitanoy, and was more charmingan the most optimistic had antioip-ed. The performance was marked

the outstanding work of Kathleents, but it Is difficult to discriminat e

hi the' way of praise among the othe rmembers of, the cast . In nearly everycase they seemed to be well cast, an dthe work was smooth, and unblemish-ed--a welcome contrast with previou splays .

Second Soccer(Continued from Page 1 )

crept Into the game again . Severalof the Hotel players were warned bythe retiree. Al Todd gave Varsitythe lead again when he drove theball Into the corner of the net fro m

low minutes later` Doug . PartridgeShot the ball towards the visitor'sgoal and Don Allan directed it intothe net for Varsity's fifth and fina lcount. With a few minutes to goMel . Gaudin shot the ball Into theHotel goal tender's arms, The latte rcome out with the ball and whil eoutside his area Gaudin attempted t oregain the ball from him. The goalielost his temper and struck the Viral -,ty centre nearly causing a generaltree for all, Peace was restored ,however, after the offender had bee nbanished tram the Geld, and the Hotel .men finished the game with nine men ,one of their fullbacks having beanpreviously sent oft for ungentlemanlyconduct ,

Varsity was best served by Dekema,Todd, and Gaudin, while the visitingcentre forward was the pick of theopposition . The lineup : Dekema ;Allan and Wright ; Newell, Mundtand Hyndman; Chalmers, Partridge,Gaudin, Todd, and Cooke .SAISUnfallismaueammanumaimumagm

Varsity Soccer Team

Loses to► S1nlnyside

Saturday last, Varsity Jdlaiors drop-ped a hard genie to Sunnyside to thetune of 8.0. lit the fleet halt Varsitycould not get going while Sunnysidecountered three times . In the secondhalt Varsity outplayed Sunnyside a tail points but could not find the net .In this period Varsity were awarde dtwo tree kicks on the opposing goalline but could not score. Towardsthe end a Sunnyside man handled inthe fatal area but from the resultantkick Mitchell shot weakly at thegoalkeeper who easily cleared . Inthis halt the Varsity goalie had noth-ing whatever to do for forwards eon .ttnttally swarmed about the Sunnyside goal . For Varsity Heine andSmith played well at bank. Mttchel lturned in a good game despite th emissed penalty. Of the forwardStafford was clever and combined wellwith England, who was easily th ebest forward, The inside men wereweak in finishing and should haveturned to account some of England'scentres . Varsity lined up as follows :

McGregor, Smith, Maokensie, San-derson, Mitchell, Bailie, Wright, Mo.Kellen, Evans, Stafford, England.

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