Humorous Speech on September 28 (Club Humorous Speech Contest)

Topic? Under Pressure ::= Academic matter | Livelihood | Relationship | etc

Setting? Meet My Neighbors

::= Next_Door (boy-&-girl friends)| Down_Stair (Old Woman and her Son)

When? Night and Morning

::= around 12:00 AM midnight | around 6:00 AM early morning

What? Sounds Noise from Neighbors

::= “Guff-Guff (Russian Dog)” (midnight #1) ^ (Next_Door) |

“Ni-how (Greek Cat)” (midnight #2) ^ (Next_Door) |

“Micok-Micok-Micok” (Pakistani Frog)” (early morning #1) ^ (Down_Stair) |

“Go--Ku-Ku-ku-ku (Italian Rooster)” (early morning #2) ^ (Down_Stair)

How? Sound Feelings Thoughts Behaviors Life:

[Midnight #1] “Guff-Guff” Thirsty Would-Think [drinking several cups of ice water all at once in high 90 F] Trembling in cold I have gotten stomachache!

[Midnight #2] “Ni-how” Familiar Would-Think [saying “Hello” in Chinese] Replying [“Hello” in Korean] I get familiarized with new culture!

[Early Morning #1] “Micok-Micok-Micok” Playful Would-Think [“Pick me - Pick me - Pick me - Pick me”] Acting upon to become club officer in SU Toast Club I build my leadership skill!

[Early Morning #2] “Go—Ku-Ku-ku-ku” Nostalgic Would-Think [holding my breath in swimming pool and breathing out in the water to make bubbles] I call my friends whom I haven’t talked to for a long time!

Why?

When you get back home under pressure, you hear various surrounding noises and they bugs you REALLY, make your own creative editing through ONOMATOPOEIA (referring to the use of words which sound like the noise they refer to), editing it into familiar sound to yourself.

Works like charm. Steam off your pressure

Notice! Do NOT underestimate the power of your girlfriend’s or significant other’s nagging sound, “Mae-Mae-Mae-Mae-Mae.” I’ll leave it up to your own imagination what it would cause…