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On P Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia . VOL. Xi . VANCOUVER, B . C ., JANUARY 1a, 1929 No . 20 U.LC . MILITARISTS HOLD FIRST PARAD E Great enthusiasm and ()spirit d o corps featured the first (', U . T, C . parade, In the form of u snu ker, tha t took place in the Masonic Hall, 10t h bid Trimble on Friday evening , pouffe and other entertainment Int - (lrm1ngled with short and appl'oprilit e epeechen to form a particularly livel y Program that augurs well for th e future of the now organisation , A feature of the gathering was the presence of a number of members o f the staff and of the University Branc h Of the Canadian Legion, us well a s several graduates and militia officers . Among those present were Lt,•Col t Logan, Lt •Col . Letson, Lt. .Col . A,M , Brown, Dr, Ashton, Dr, Shrum, Prot . Angus, and Copt, Maclntoslf , Items of the entertainment includ ed a piano solo by C . Madsen, a son g Drum Major" by W . Phillips, a Member of Arts a reading, "Gun. It Pitt ;" by G . emitter, a song, "The Aland Men," by Capt . Macintosh , * bagpipe solo by J . Coleman, and' a lurid deseriptlon of life at Wor k p oint by G . McLean. Aft outstanding event of the oven . 11h g was the address by Ross Tolmie , 4 M, S . President, who explained th e relations of the Alma Mater Societ y ~td the Committee of Military Edu - Ca Bon, and 'the 'position of the Pro m ident of the A . M . S, under the exist- ing circumstances . Reminiscences of military life wer e Indulged In by Dr . Ashton, who con . vented his listeners that a number o f interesting things happen in the army . - Colonel Logan, the Officer Coat• - g tanding, explained the details of th e 0. T, C . organization and policy . Th e Corps will eventually consist of a battalion of headquarters and tw o companies of two platoons each . Sen- ior officers for the present will b e Members of the Faculty who have mil- itary experience . The course will consist of two lec- tures a week, with a number of drill s Examinations will be held at the ser e Mon for the "A" and "B" certificate , qualifying the holder for the rank o f lieutenant and captain respectively , The uniform for the present will b e the regulation khaki cap, time, pant s and puttees with the white cap-ban d and U . B . C . cap badge as distinguish- ing emblems . Captain Machitesh, of the Pi t I. was called upon to act es "Devil's \ d Vocate," anti ex1'esar'rl his s+all l'nr - tlon ),vith the progress ()I the Corp s to the business part of the electin g W . Thornher, Brown, Mac\lilitut, an d Keeling were elected ntentbers of a Social Committee with Instructions t o prepare a lively program of enter- tainments for the ensuing year , ARTS '31 STAGES CLASS DRA W AND ANTICIPATES GOOD PARTY In preparation for their class part y in the Hotel Vancouver, Saturday , Arts '31 conducted its draw yester- day amid all the usual festivities . Dr . Sage and Eric North officiated an d drew the fates of students from hats . "Is it a boy?" asked North, in deter - mining the gender represented b y hntlals . Amid general laughter It wa s announced that tickets would be give n out to girls only . The executive of the class has work ed untiringly, and they promise tha t this will be the hest party any clam s in the 'university has ever held I n spite of the protests of Arts '30, F:ric. North and the different committee s spent most of their Christmas hell . days arranging the details, mid every . thing points to a very successfu l party, Patrons and Patronesses are : Art ting•Prosldent and Mrs . Brock, Den g and Mrs, Buchanan, Dr . Hedgwlck , Dean 13ollert, Dr . and Mrs . Huge . Notice to Scribe s All reporters are requested t o attend the Reporters' Meeting , TODAY, In the Publication s Office at 12 :15 noon . Totem Staff Begin s Yearly Tortur e Work on the 11129 Totem Is now wel l under way . Both the business en d editorial staffs have organized thei r departments and are now going ahea d with the actual work, which Involve s the cu-iperttllon at sttldeats outsid e the organization . This year a new feature le bein g added to the Totem in the form o f Indian art work . Doslgns of Tote m poles and other Indian carvings wil l provide the general setting for th e book . The "Totem" staff this year conslats of, Miss Jean Woodworth, editor , and Misses Bessie Robertson an d Barbara Ashby, assistants ; besides the business staff of the Publication s board , Following le a notice Issued by th e Totem editor ; It is imperative that members of '2 0 either in Arts, Science, Agriculture , or Nursing, be photographed ttnmedi atoly in order that pictures may b e ready for the Totem . Members o f executives listed below must also b e photographed, Will the presidents o f the following executives make them selves responsible for seeing that the ,members of their executives are pho- tographed as soon as possible, pre . ferabiy this week? This will materi- ally aid the work of preparing th e Totem , Students' Council . Women's Undergrad Executive . Men's Undergrad Executive . Arts' Men's Undergrad Executive , Science Men's Undergrad Executiv e Agriculture Undergrad Executive . Women's Athletic Executive . Men's Athletic Executive . Literary and Scientific Executive , also The Publications Board . Pictures are to be taken at Brhdg- man's Studio, 413 Granville, Soy . 1949 . For the benefit of those not in '29 that are interested in making sure o f obtaining their Totem, there has bee n a notice posted outside the Tote m office, Room 204 Auditorium, on whic h they should sign their names . Senior A Basketer s Will Disban d Varsity's Senior A \ten's+ Ilashefhnl l leant is no newt , for this tear . Wit h six straight league voters ttntl,'1' thei r ht , lt anti a clear rtintl to their seroat ' ettaseentfve ehUmtpionsltip the tea m has heen forced to dlvhautl . The trouble started when i)on ile a tt,n, the flashy new forward and 11(1 1 Kent failed to make the grade a t ('hristmay . 'red Mch:w'en, the bes t center in the West, was forced t o leave because of bad eyes . On to p of all this Arnold Henderson, the bes t guardsman to wear the Blue and Gold , decided he would have to give up th e game and devote his time to study . This left only two regulars, Norm . MacDonald and Ed . Paulson, an d Akerly, Chapman and Vandervoot a s spares . The team had a meeting an d decided It would be Impossible to con - Deno . Permission was obtained fo r the remaining men to play under th e colours of the V .A .C . Finalists For Oratorical Contes t Will be Chosen Monda y Try-outs for entry to the annual era toricfs .l contest will he held on Mon - day, January 21 at 3 p .m ., In Arts 100 . The speakers, who choose then' aw n subject, arc confined to a time of liv e 1nuultes . their men and four wome n will he chosen to appear as (Mulish( In it contest early In February when u (medal will he awarded the whiner . ('lass Literary Representatives are asked to assist by having their classe s represented In the try•onts , The Net thtit sueeemm In this con test Is altogether lndepcndent of ubill ty In debating, and that the judge s will weigh the speoc'h('M on their total . Icy of ttlerats Mhouhfl (immt11•ltge livel y competition . Further advice may b e had from Frank Morley who le I n charge of arrangements for the eon- l test . Varsity Debater s BERNARD TOBI N CHARLES BRAZIE R The Witmen's Bulitlih'g, on Frida y night, will be the scene of the firs t Intercollegiate contest fhb . ; terns, Th e debate In scheduled to begin promptl y at eight o'clock . The arbiters of this word battle wil l be Mr . Leonard Milne, Me . Claude Mc - Alpine, and Mr . H . It . Macililllan . They will deride whether the repres- entatives of B . C' . or Manitoba hav e proved their side of the topic, "Re - solved that a quota system of Immi- gration should be adopted by Canada . " Varsity's standard bearer will uphol d the affirmative while 1\lessrs . Sander- son and Richardson of Manitoba wil l support the negative . Ills \\'orship Mayor Malkin has con- swftr s tl to keep the contesttUtts sr p tu'ated en the plattot'm . Messrs . Bernard Tobin and Charle s Brazier are U . D . ( ' . 's representatives here, These men have both had ex- perience In Intercollegiate debate s last year . Bernard Tobin was on e member of a team that met Idah o here late year and he won an oratori- cal contest during the saute time . Charles Brazier upheld U . I3, C .'s hon- or in Missoula, Montana 'last year . Both men are speakers of no littl e ability who will stake Manitoba' s team go all out t o Ott Friday at noon there will be a pep meeting at which Manitoba's me n will be Inredeemi to the student body . Coming Event s TODAY, JAN, 11E- - Harold Brown speaks . "Mus- solini and Modern Italy ." Agr i 100, noon . Reporters' Meeting . Publica- tions Office, 12 :15, WEDNESDAY, JAN, 16 Judge H . 4, MacGill will spea k on "Parliamentary Proce- dure ." Women's Upper Co m mon Room . 3 p .m . Arts '30 Class Draw . ALMA MAIER SOCIET Y AMENDS CONSTITUTIO N -- Without (liscusslon the Alma Mate r mooting on Friday uunnitnonsly vote d in favour of making the followin g amendments to the constitution : 1. To erect upon the lands of th e university of British Columbia an y erection, building, plant or equipmen t for the use of the Society, or of an y of Its associated organizations, pro- vided always that the consent and ap- proval of the requisite authoritie s shall have heen first had and obtained . 2. To insure any such erections o r buildings with the consent of th e Hoard of Governors and the othe r requisite authorities, assign an y moneys payable to loss, make suc h lose payable to, among others, an y Trustee or Trustees for Debentur e holders, and to Insure all or any plant , equipment and personal property o f the University and assign any money s payable to loss , These resolutions were read to th e meeting by the president, Mr . Tolmie , and were massed unanimously . Thos e who had not already clone so remaine d to sign the declarations of endorse- ment which are being circulate d among the student body, accordin g to the system by which the definit e approval of the menthols of the Alm a Mater Society Is being obtained . The amendments will not become part o f the constitution until the requisit e number of names has been secured , SOCCERITES SLUM P STOCK OF BROKERS On Saturday, Varsity Junior Soc- c•crites started the Ncw• Year by givin g the Vancouver Stock I :xchaure a n dazzling display of combination an d shooting . Chalmers, supplying th e much needed finish, led the line i n superb fashion and the other men al l played cp to him and gave hint per- fect support . The defense was ai r tight but had little work to do, thei r chief trouble being how to keep warm . The Students started with a rus h and by half time had piled up the im- posing lead of six goals . On the othe r hand the Exchange was easily hel d in subjection . in the second half the Collegian s played just as strongly, adding a furth- er four goals . In title canto Stoc k Exchange found the net from a break - away . When the final whistle ble w the jubilant Soc'cermen cavorted t o the dressing rooms after having scer- ed the greatest and best deserved vic- tory in the history of U .B .C . soccer . tipe('tatltrs were pleased With th e good sportsmanship of C . %%'right an d T . Chalmers who both deliberatel y massed penaltlos given for accidenta l offences, 'I'Ile goal sv,utt're were a M follows : ('helmet's, f,, McKellar . 3 , England and King, 1 each . ('halmers+ was perhaps outstanding , his slmirpshooting loading Varsity t o victory, McKellar turned In the bes t game of his sweet young life whil e the other forwards combined beauti- fully , On the saute nimbi iu Edmonton Mr, ;u•tislle heath in char .in,i the roun d te n th+ \luetrh~.' and tie ( ;re p,Tile Row-'hall to the tam , of lis i luitti Ill (IlSrII th neg ; ;tivc of He, The rejuvenated (loin ;uttl fin e same subject with Ilie t'nitet'stly of 's hu n t( at last cant' into their own an d Alberta . Moth \'ar .,it)'u Teams have were sidwrier in all (iseartmtents o f been amassing nettles of luunlgra- the htuno . 't'hc re-arranged forwar d tier and emigration which prove thei r l line treutetl file spectators to a side of the case . Orientals, Slays, an d Scotchmc'n are destined to be used t o prove the truth or falsity of the Nor- dic Myth . Canada's tremendous re - sources In all lines of economic endea- vour are sure to be paraded by bot h sides turd even her spiritual life wil l be laid hare . U .B .C. DOWNS FIREMEN IN OPENING GAM E OF TISDALL CUP COMPETITIO N Varsity Plays Weakened Team in Keen Encounte r Among the substitutes Gaul playe d well at center three-quarters and kep t the opposite backs guessing with hi s swerving runs . Nixon also turned i n a stellar performance, his whit e sweater being always visible wher e the play was thickest , For a few minutes at the start o f the game the Firemen were danger one . Murray relieved with a well pla n erl penalty kick . Varsity played the . ball to their opponents 15-yard line e through a series of runs . A forwar d pass necessitated a serum from whic h Fell secured to carry the ball te n yards closer. Alper opened the scor e Mg for Varsity when he scooped up h loose ball and went over . Murray's ' well placed kick added two mor e points with a convert from a djtfiottl t angle . Varsity maintained the offensiv e and forced the play to their opponent s goal line where Farris dove . on the hall for the second try . Murray's at. tempted convert was short by inches , ; titoi•e the half " elided U .Ii :C,' o44bd "'""' " another five points, Fell scoring on a fumble, Locke converting the try t o make the count 13.0 . At the commencement of the secon d half play centered about midfield fo r several minutes . In an exchange o f long kicks Firemen gained consider able territory bringing the ball t o Varsity's twenty-five yard line . Th e city teats then took the aggressive, a three-quarter run resulting In a tr y by Errington which was converted t o give the Firemen their five points . Varsity kicked off and pressed, th e full-back's timely kick to touch re fleeing . The Firemen gaited som e lost territory on a free kick, bringin g the play to center field . Then cam e the prettiest play of the game . Este - brook taking the ball on a pass fro m Berme broke away, Matting a three . ttmart'r run w'fdch did not stop til l evervone on the lint, had handled th e hall, and the last man, Phil Barrett , placed it between the posts , Before tittle Gaul secured a try fo r Varsity, bringing the final score t o 19-5 , Playing for Varsity were : Ford , Locke, Fell, Gaul, P . Barrett, Este- brook, B . Barrett, Murray, Mason , Player, Farris, Sparks, Alpen, Nixon . In un exciting gauze of rust football at Brockton Point, Saturday, Varsit y F:ngllsh Itat)c'rs, playing their flt'st 'rlsdull ('up game, ran ch'clet+ aroun d the Firemen to come out ()II top of it 19 . 5 score, Seldom has u smoother working college fifteen been seen In lay, when answering liert Ilarratt's wa r cry for actlom, they onoil ered the lire-fighters' uttaeks, and took advantag e of every opening to add points to a eteadlly Ittcreasing total . Open play was the order of the day with both lettmM tuckllug hard . Vursdty tools the field with onl y eleven mon but shortly after the star t throe more carte on, butt they wer e always a man short besides lackin g several of the regulars including Wil son, Fraser, Noble and Capt . Phi l %\'i111s . Women's Lit. Arranges Cours e Of Lectures in Public Speakin g The course of four lectures In pub- lic speaking given by the Women' s Literary Society will take place in - formally in the Women's Upper Com- mon room on four consecutive 'Wed- nesdays at 3 o'clock . The first of these will take plac e Wednesday, January 16, when Judg e Helen Gregory MacGill will speak o n "Parliamentary P'rocedure ." Judg e MaeGill, the only woman jurist i n Vancouver, Is judge of the Juvenil e Court, and is well known throughou t Canada for her active interest In uni- versity affairs as well as to juvenil e welfare , 'ribs address will be followed o n January 23 by one on "Debating," b y Prof . Harvey, head of the History Departnient, Dean Bollert's address o n January 30 will be on "Public Speak- ing," while Miss Blanche Nelson wil l speak on February 5 on "Voice Cal . LOST I This eeurse has boon arranged t o The vital proxy sheet . 'i'hls shoot meet the needs of many women Stu contains, It Is altogether likely, the dents of this university, hut it ha s hundred or s'o rum(+s necessltry to 10ee0 necessary to limit the numbe r bring our total up to the required 1200 . to the fh'st forty who sign the list poet . Anyone harbouring stone Is asked to led on the notice hoard . Those takin g return It immediately to Students' this course are under no obligation t o Council . !speak or to spend time to preparation , W .U .S . MEETING TODAY, NOON, AUDITORIUM

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Page 1: U.LC. MILITARISTS Totem Staff Begins HOLD FIRST PARAD E ... · the regulation khaki cap, time, pants and puttees with the white cap-band and U. B. C. cap badge as distinguish-ing

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Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia .

VOL. Xi .

VANCOUVER, B. C., JANUARY 1a, 1929

No. 20

U.LC. MILITARISTSHOLD FIRST PARAD EGreat enthusiasm and ()spirit d o

corps featured the first (', U. T, C.parade, In the form of u snu ►ker, tha ttook place in the Masonic Hall, 10t hbid Trimble on Friday evening,

pouffe and other entertainment Int -(lrm1ngled with short and appl'opriliteepeechen to form a particularly livel yProgram that augurs well for th efuture of the now organisation ,

A feature of the gathering was thepresence of a number of members o fthe staff and of the University Branc hOf the Canadian Legion, us well asseveral graduates and militia officers.Among those present were Lt,•Colt

Logan, Lt •Col . Letson, Lt. .Col . A,M ,Brown, Dr, Ashton, Dr, Shrum, Prot .Angus, and Copt, Maclntoslf,

Items of the entertainment includ •

ed a piano solo by C . Madsen, a songDrum Major" by W . Phillips, a

Member of Arts

a reading, "Gun.

It Pitt ;" by G. emitter, a song, "TheAland Men," by Capt . Macintosh ,

* bagpipe solo by J . Coleman, and' alurid deseriptlon of life at Wor k

point by G. McLean.

Aft outstanding event of the oven.

11h g was the address by Ross Tolmie ,4 M, S. President, who explained therelations of the Alma Mater Societ y~td the Committee of Military Edu-Ca Bon, and 'the 'position of the Pro mident of the A . M. S, under the exist-ing circumstances .

Reminiscences of military life wer eIndulged In by Dr. Ashton, who con .vented his listeners that a number o finteresting things happen in the army.

- Colonel Logan, the Officer Coat• -

gtanding, explained the details of th e

0. T, C . organization and policy . TheCorps will eventually consist of abattalion of headquarters and twocompanies of two platoons each . Sen-ior officers for the present will beMembers of the Faculty who have mil-

itary experience .

The course will consist of two lec-tures a week, with a number of drill sExaminations will be held at the sereMon for the "A" and "B" certificate ,qualifying the holder for the rank o flieutenant and captain respectively ,The uniform for the present will b ethe regulation khaki cap, time, pantsand puttees with the white cap-ban dand U. B. C. cap badge as distinguish-ing emblems .

Captain Machitesh, of the Pi t I .was called upon to act es "Devil's \ dVocate," anti ex1'esar'rl his s+all l'nr -tlon ),vith the progress ()I the Corp s

to the business part of the electin gW. Thornher, Brown, Mac\lilitut, an dKeeling were elected ntentbers of aSocial Committee with Instructions t oprepare a lively program of enter-tainments for the ensuing year ,

ARTS '31 STAGES CLASS DRA WAND ANTICIPATES GOOD PARTY

In preparation for their class part yin the Hotel Vancouver, Saturday ,Arts '31 conducted its draw yester-day amid all the usual festivities . Dr .Sage and Eric North officiated an ddrew the fates of students from hats ."Is it a boy?" asked North, in deter-mining the gender represented byhntlals . Amid general laughter It wasannounced that tickets would be give nout to girls only .

The executive of the class has work •ed untiringly, and they promise tha tthis will be the hest party any clamsin the 'university has ever held I nspite of the protests of Arts '30, F:ric.North and the different committee sspent most of their Christmas hell .days arranging the details, mid every .thing points to a very successfu lparty,

Patrons and Patronesses are : Art •ting•Prosldent and Mrs . Brock, Den gand Mrs, Buchanan, Dr. Hedgwlck ,Dean 13ollert, Dr. and Mrs . Huge .

Notice to Scribe sAll reporters are requested t o

attend the Reporters' Meeting ,TODAY, In the PublicationsOffice at 12 :15 noon .

Totem Staff Begin sYearly Torture

Work on the 11129 Totem Is now wel lunder way. Both the business en deditorial staffs have organized theirdepartments and are now going ahea dwith the actual work, which Involve sthe cu-iperttllon at sttldeats outsid ethe organization .

This year a new feature le bein gadded to the Totem in the form o fIndian art work. Doslgns of Totempoles and other Indian carvings wil lprovide the general setting for th ebook .

The "Totem" staff this year con•slats of, Miss Jean Woodworth, editor ,and Misses Bessie Robertson andBarbara Ashby, assistants ; besidesthe business staff of the Publicationsboard ,

Following le a notice Issued by th eTotem editor ;

It is imperative that members of '20either in Arts, Science, Agriculture ,or Nursing, be photographed ttnmedi •atoly in order that pictures may beready for the Totem . Members o fexecutives listed below must also bephotographed, Will the presidents o fthe following executives make them •selves responsible for seeing that the,members of their executives are pho-tographed as soon as possible, pre .ferabiy this week? This will materi-ally aid the work of preparing th eTotem ,

Students' Council .Women's Undergrad Executive .Men's Undergrad Executive .Arts' Men's Undergrad Executive ,Science Men's Undergrad ExecutiveAgriculture Undergrad Executive .Women's Athletic Executive .Men's Athletic Executive .Literary and Scientific Executive ,

alsoThe Publications Board .Pictures are to be taken at Brhdg-

man's Studio, 413 Granville, Soy . 1949 .For the benefit of those not in '29

that are interested in making sure o fobtaining their Totem, there has bee na notice posted outside the Tote moffice, Room 204 Auditorium, on whichthey should sign their names .

Senior A BasketersWill Disband

Varsity's Senior A \ten's+ Ilashefhnl lleant is no newt , for this tear. Wit hsix straight league voters ttntl,'1' thei rht , lt anti a clear rtintl to their seroat 'ettaseentfve ehUmtpionsltip the tea mhas heen forced to dlvhautl .

The trouble started when i)on ile att,n, the flashy new forward and 11(1 1Kent failed to make the grade a t('hristmay . 'red Mch:w'en, the bes tcenter in the West, was forced toleave because of bad eyes. On topof all this Arnold Henderson, the bes tguardsman to wear the Blue and Gold ,decided he would have to give up th egame and devote his time to study .

This left only two regulars, Norm .MacDonald and Ed . Paulson, an dAkerly, Chapman and Vandervoot asspares . The team had a meeting an ddecided It would be Impossible to con -Deno. Permission was obtained fo rthe remaining men to play under th ecolours of the V .A.C .

Finalists For Oratorical Contest

Will be Chosen Monday

Try-outs for entry to the annual era •toricfs.l contest will he held on Mon -day, January 21 at 3 p .m., In Arts 100 .The speakers, who choose then' aw nsubject, arc confined to a time of liv e1nuultes . their men and four wome nwill he chosen to appear as (Mulish(In it contest early In February when u(medal will he awarded the whiner .('lass Literary Representatives areasked to assist by having their classe srepresented In the try•onts ,

The Net thtit sueeemm In this con •test Is altogether lndepcndent of ubill •ty In debating, and that the judge swill weigh the speoc'h('M on their total .Icy of ttlerats Mhouhfl (immt11•ltge livel ycompetition. Further advice may behad from Frank Morley who le I ncharge of arrangements for the eon- ltest .

Varsity Debaters

BERNARD TOBIN

CHARLES BRAZIER

The Witmen's Bulitlih'g, on Fridaynight, will be the scene of the firs tIntercollegiate contest fhb.; terns, Thedebate In scheduled to begin promptl yat eight o'clock .

The arbiters of this word battle wil lbe Mr. Leonard Milne, Me. Claude Mc -Alpine, and Mr. H. It. Macililllan .They will deride whether the repres-entatives of B. C' . or Manitoba haveproved their side of the topic, "Re -solved that a quota system of Immi-gration should be adopted by Canada . "Varsity's standard bearer will uphol dthe affirmative while 1\lessrs . Sander-son and Richardson of Manitoba wil lsupport the negative .

Ills \\'orship Mayor Malkin has con-swftr s tl to keep the contesttUtts srptu'ated en the plattot'm .

Messrs . Bernard Tobin and CharlesBrazier are U. D. ( ' . 's representativeshere, These men have both had ex-perience In Intercollegiate debate slast year. Bernard Tobin was on emember of a team that met Idah ohere late year and he won an oratori-cal contest during the saute time .Charles Brazier upheld U . I3, C .'s hon-or in Missoula, Montana 'last year .Both men are speakers of no littleability who will stake Manitoba' steam go all out t o

Ott Friday at noon there will be apep meeting at which Manitoba's me nwill be Inredeemi to the student body .

Coming Events

TODAY, JAN, 11E--Harold Brown speaks . "Mus-solini and Modern Italy ." Agr i

100, noon .Reporters' Meeting. Publica-

tions Office, 12 :15,

WEDNESDAY, JAN, 16Judge H . 4, MacGill will speak

on "Parliamentary Proce-dure ." Women's Upper Co mmon Room. 3 p.m .

Arts '30 Class Draw .

ALMA MAIER SOCIET Y

AMENDS CONSTITUTION--

Without (liscusslon the Alma Mate rmooting on Friday uunnitnonsly vote din favour of making the followingamendments to the constitution :

1. To erect upon the lands of th euniversity of British Columbia anyerection, building, plant or equipmen tfor the use of the Society, or of an yof Its associated organizations, pro-vided always that the consent and ap-proval of the requisite authoritiesshall have heen first had and obtained .

2. To insure any such erections o rbuildings with the consent of th eHoard of Governors and the othe rrequisite authorities, assign anymoneys payable to loss, make suc hlose payable to, among others, an yTrustee or Trustees for Debentur eholders, and to Insure all or any plant ,equipment and personal property ofthe University and assign any money spayable to loss ,

These resolutions were read to th emeeting by the president, Mr . Tolmie ,and were massed unanimously . Thosewho had not already clone so remaine dto sign the declarations of endorse-ment which are being circulate damong the student body, accordin gto the system by which the definiteapproval of the menthols of the AlmaMater Society Is being obtained . Theamendments will not become part o fthe constitution until the requisitenumber of names has been secured ,

SOCCERITES SLUMP

STOCK OF BROKERS

On Saturday, Varsity Junior Soc-c•crites started the Ncw• Year by givin gthe Vancouver Stock I :xchaure a n

dazzling display of combination an dshooting. Chalmers, supplying th emuch needed finish, led the line i nsuperb fashion and the other men al lplayed cp to him and gave hint per-fect support . The defense was ai rtight but had little work to do, thei rchief trouble being how to keep warm .

The Students started with a rus hand by half time had piled up the im-posing lead of six goals . On the otherhand the Exchange was easily hel din subjection .

in the second half the Collegiansplayed just as strongly, adding a furth-er four goals . In title canto Stoc kExchange found the net from a break-away. When the final whistle ble wthe jubilant Soc'cermen cavorted t othe dressing rooms after having scer-ed the greatest and best deserved vic-tory in the history of U .B .C. soccer .

tipe('tatltrs were pleased With th egood sportsmanship of C . %%'right an dT. Chalmers who both deliberatel ymassed penaltlos given for accidenta loffences,

'I'Ile goal sv,utt're were a Mfollows :

('helmet's, f,, McKellar . 3 ,England and King, 1 each .

('halmers+ was perhaps outstanding ,his slmirpshooting loading Varsity t ovictory, McKellar turned In the bes tgame of his sweet young life whil ethe other forwards combined beauti-fully ,

On the saute nimbi iu Edmonton Mr, ;u•tislle heath in char.in,i the roun dte n th+ \luetrh~.' and tie ( ;re p,Tile Row-'hall to the tam , of lis iluitti Ill (IlSrII th neg ;;tivc of He, The rejuvenated (loin ;uttl finesame subject with Ilie t'nitet'stly of 'shu n t( at last cant' into their own an dAlberta . Moth \'ar.,it)'u Teams have were sidwrier in all (iseartmtents o fbeen amassing nettles of luunlgra- the htuno. 't'hc re-arranged forwar dtier and emigration which prove their l line treutetl file spectators to aside of the case . Orientals, Slays, an dScotchmc'n are destined to be used t oprove the truth or falsity of the Nor-dic Myth . Canada's tremendous re -sources In all lines of economic endea-vour are sure to be paraded by bot hsides turd even her spiritual life wil lbe laid hare .

U.B.C. DOWNS FIREMEN IN OPENING GAM E

OF TISDALL CUP COMPETITION

Varsity Plays Weakened Team in Keen Encounte r

Among the substitutes Gaul playedwell at center three-quarters and keptthe opposite backs guessing with hisswerving runs. Nixon also turned ina stellar performance, his whitesweater being always visible wherethe play was thickest ,

For a few minutes at the start ofthe game the Firemen were danger •one. Murray relieved with a well planerl penalty kick . Varsity played the.ball to their opponents 15-yard lineethrough a series of runs . A forwardpass necessitated a serum from whichFell secured to carry the ball tenyards closer. Alper opened the scoreMg for Varsity when he scooped up hloose ball and went over. Murray's 'well placed kick added two morepoints with a convert from a djtfiottltangle .

Varsity maintained the offensiv eand forced the play to their opponent sgoal line where Farris dove . on thehall for the second try. Murray's at.tempted convert was short by inches,; titoi•e the half " elided U .Ii:C,' o44bd "'""' "another five points, Fell scoring on afumble, Locke converting the try tomake the count 13.0 .

At the commencement of the secon dhalf play centered about midfield forseveral minutes . In an exchange oflong kicks Firemen gained consider•able territory bringing the ball toVarsity's twenty-five yard line. Thecity teats then took the aggressive, athree-quarter run resulting In a tryby Errington which was converted togive the Firemen their five points.

Varsity kicked off and pressed, th efull-back's timely kick to touch re •fleeing . The Firemen gaited somelost territory on a free kick, bringin gthe play to center field . Then camethe prettiest play of the game. Este -brook taking the ball on a pass fro mBerme broke away, Matting a three .ttmart'r run w'fdch did not stop til levervone on the lint, had handled thehall, and the last man, Phil Barrett ,placed it between the posts ,

Before tittle Gaul secured a try fo rVarsity, bringing the final score t o19-5 ,

Playing for Varsity were : Ford,Locke, Fell, Gaul, P. Barrett, Este-brook, B. Barrett, Murray, Mason,Player, Farris, Sparks, Alpen, Nixon ..

In un exciting gauze of rust football at Brockton Point, Saturday, Varsit yF:ngllsh Itat)c'rs, playing their flt'st 'rlsdull ('up game, ran ch'clet+ aroundthe Firemen to come out ()II top of it 19 .5 score, Seldom has u smoother•working college fifteen been seen In ► lay, when answering liert Ilarratt's wa rcry for actlom, they ►onoil►ered the lire-fighters' uttaeks, and took advantageof every opening to add points to a eteadlly Ittcreasing total . Open play wasthe order of the day with both lettmM tuckllug hard .

Vursdty tools the field with onlyeleven mon but shortly after the startthroe more carte on, butt they werealways a man short besides lackin gseveral of the regulars including Wil •son, Fraser, Noble and Capt . Phil%\'i111s .

Women's Lit. Arranges Course

Of Lectures in Public Speaking

The course of four lectures In pub-lic speaking given by the Women' sLiterary Society will take place in -formally in the Women's Upper Com-mon room on four consecutive 'Wed-nesdays at 3 o'clock .

The first of these will take plac eWednesday, January 16, when JudgeHelen Gregory MacGill will speak on"Parliamentary P'rocedure." JudgeMaeGill, the only woman jurist i nVancouver, Is judge of the Juvenil eCourt, and is well known throughou tCanada for her active interest In uni-versity affairs as well as to juvenil ewelfare,

'ribs address will be followed o nJanuary 23 by one on "Debating," byProf. Harvey, head of the History De•partnient, Dean Bollert's address onJanuary 30 will be on "Public Speak-ing," while Miss Blanche Nelson wil lspeak on February 5 on "Voice Cal.

LOST I

This eeurse has boon arranged t oThe vital proxy sheet . 'i'hls shoot meet the needs of many women Stu•

contains, It Is altogether likely, the dents of this university, hut it hashundred or s'o rum(+s necessltry to 10ee0 necessary to limit the numbe rbring our total up to the required 1200 . to the fh'st forty who sign the list poet.Anyone harbouring stone Is asked to led on the notice hoard. Those takingreturn It immediately to Students' this course are under no obligation toCouncil .

!speak or to spend time to preparation ,

W.U.S. MEETING TODAY, NOON, AUDITORIUM

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JANUARY 15, 1929.

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TO POINT A MORALWe are going to be moral again . We suppose we ought t o

apologize, but we really can't help It . There 1s a certain predilec-tion in the editorial mind which leads it, when it, metaphori-cally chews its pen and muses upon its next effusion, to aconsideration of those subjects the discussion of which is fondl ybelieved to' elevate the moral tone, to instil dotty ideals, and i ngeneral to bring up the much abused student body in the way I tshould go .

As the result of this distinctly praiseworthy characteristi cof our own mind, we have cast a reflective eye over the variou sphases of the life of the campus, and have succeeded In gatherin gtogether a number of topics which, in the ordinary course o fevents, would probably be treated separately and at length in aseries of ineffectual and insipid outpourings from the editoria lpen . In order to avoid such frank confession of the extremitie sto which even the mightiest of intellects Is sometimes driven, w edecided to present these moral discussions in brief, in a series o ftopic sentences, which, we sincerely hope, will be sufficient t oremind the reader of his duty upon such points . At the sametime, this cursory method will release the victim from the mono-tony of digesting future editorials upon well-worn subjects, an dourselves from the unutterable boredom of composing such Inan-ities.

Firstly, the Library staff has seen fit to issue new regulationsregarding silence in the sanctum . The moral is obvious .

Secondly, the Cafeteria staff is still under the necessity o fspending much valuable time in collecting the miscellaneou sremains of approximately five hundred lunches. This is an ap-peal for co-operation .

Thirdly, the Annual staff has begun its yearly labours. Ithas become too cynical to expect even adequate support, but i tit optimistic enough to believe that its frequent notices will a tleast be read, and possibly in one or two cases be carried out .

Fourthly, the Christmas Exams.—but we can't keep this u pmuch longer . Anyone who has followed our discussion this fa rwill probably feel, as we are beginning to realize, that we hav ebeen saying the same things for time immemorial, and that w eshall probably continue to say them throughout an eternit ywhich is too appalling even to suggest .

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Faculty Briefs

Anglican College Briefs

Several professors have been il llately. Prof . M . W. Williams has hada had attack of the Iltt and i sstill too ill to return to his work . Prof ,F . C. Walker has been very III fo rsome time . He will not Ire able t oresume his work this month .

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Dr. T. H . Boggs is again lecturingIn Economics. Early last fall he wa sin a serious motor accident in Cali •ferule. When the University re -opened, his doctor would not allowhim to take up his work. Since hehas not yet recovered his full strengt hDr. Boggs is at present only givingabout one lecture a day. We are gladto have Doctor Boggs with us agai nand we appreciate the spirit he ha sshown in returning to his work, al -though he is not yet fully recovered .

SIa *

The course in Agriculture giveneach winter at this University com-menced January 8 with an enrolmen tof eighty. Some difficulty has bee nfounts in obtaining lecture rooms ow-ing to clashes with Philosophy I . andother subjects . We hope those clasheswill soon be settled satisfactorily .

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From Agriculture conies another In-teresting piece of news . There is astrong rtnuor on the campus, lased o ntruth, that one of the junior member sof the agricultural staff Is to b emarried at the end of this month . Sotar rumour has failed to (Blades' , th ename of the lucky (or unlucky') s pan,

The Anglican Theological Colleg eopened for the new terns on Januar y:, and now student aetivitien are i nfull swing. A very interesting pro -gram has been arranged by the LIt-erat'y Society, and see , rel speaker shave been invited, including some o fthe University professors . (1n th eevening of February 6, a Student So-cial is to be held, when the staff o fthe college and friends of the stu-dents will be entertained by a musica lprogram followed by refreshments .

At a meeting last week the P1'incipa ioutlined to the students the natureand formation of a Parliament fo rdebating purposes . The men express-ed themselves in favour of the Idea ,and such a Parliament has now bee nformed. The first session is to beheld on Monday, January 21 .

Mussolini to be Subject o f

Interesting Debate

A splendid opportunity is bein ggiven to all students to hoar an ad •dress to-clay on "binnsolinl and l'reN -uit i)ay Conditions In Italy," byilarold Brown of this city . Mr. Brow nhas travelled recently In Italy wher ehc+ h!IN tllall' a special study of ill sotwstlon . Since hie return he has ed-drpssed the t'altnsllnu 1'Itrb anti severa lservice ergnnizntions le the city . Al lare cordially Invited to al tend thl emeeting which IN heln>; held underS .( '

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Classics Club

The first meeting of the ClassicsClub for this term will be held o nWednesday evening, January 16, a tthe home of Prof. Robertson, Wes .brook Crescent . A car leaves Sasa-ntat and 10th Avenue at 8 :10 p .m .

Miss Joyce Jenkins will give a pape ron "The Pastoral Lament . "

Those irelnbors who have not ye tpaid their fees are r'niluested to paythem at once to Mr. Rouvler .

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There will be a meeting of theMetls' Ll!entry RepresentatIves ti t12 :15, Wedni'Nday, In Arts 108 to pla nit acbedule of the Men's Interclass Ile •bates,

A representative or ()veryYear, Including Agriculture an dScheme, that wadies to participate i nthis debut .', must he preheat et themeeting,

Studio Club

The 11ulversity Studio Club wil lmeet at the haute of I'roressor Thor -Ilot Larsen, I235 .27tIi Ave„ IN ., at 141► ,nl . next Tl ►w'NdaY, January 17, Pro -tuasor (I, (t . Sedgewick will speak o n"Schubert ." A Inusleal progra mwill he supplied by Miss KathleenFisher, Mr . Vernon Van Sickle, an dMr, I-ihrold King . All active and hon-orary members are urged to atten dthis meeting, as some important mat .tars of business will be discussed ,

harbour Commission

Replying to a delegation headed b yHarbour Commissioner 13 . G . Hansuldfrom the l(lwanis, concerning the es-tablishment of a course in commerc eand business administration at theUniversity of British Columbia, theHon . J. Ilinchliffe, Minister of Educa-tion, stated that the matter would b econsidered by his department .

Der Deutsche Verein

The next meeting of "Der Deutsch eVerein" will he held on Thursday ,January 17, at the home of Miss Lett yHay's aunt, Mrs . A. J. Griffith, 6201)McDonald Street, at 7 :45 o'clock .Take No. 7 cat', get off at McDonaldStreet and wall( three and halt block sdown. All members are urged to at-tend and to bring their song hooks .

MathematicsThe next meeting of the Mathema-

tics Club will be held at the home o fl'tofeseor (i, J'' . Robinson, WestbrookCrescent, on Thursday, January 17 ,at 8 p.m. Mr. Ralph James is th eupeeker for the evening ,

Radi o

There will be a meeting in Scienc e200 on Wednesday, January 16, at 3o'clock for the purpose of organizin ga Radio Club . All interested are askedto attend .

Sketching Clubit is intended to farm a Varsit y

Sketching s'ltth, to rover such wor kits pen, er the, eketehing, painting .eartoosting, carleaturine;, autl design-ing . Will all those who are interes-ted in the formation of such a club ,please get in touch with Ronald Rus-sell—leave a note in the letter rack .

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The FogOur present almost dally fogs ar e

perhaps the most enjoyable things t oreach Vancouver since lust winter .They are free' Dekots to another land .1 do not refer to truffle smashes_- t on fulrylaud of half-seen Shapes an dfalse distaneos ,

To set out In the morning is likebeginning a dream . Both surround .lags and events are P. dreamlike mix .tore of the strange and the familiar ,and everything Is taken as a matte rof coarse . In one respect It Is eve nbetter than a dream, it can be appree .sated while still In progress . Lee•three and the University seem far offand Incredible . They belong to otherpeople, like accidents : or are too lat hmate to worry about, like death, mar •riage or the April exacts, Past andfuture are insignificant ; the presen tis all•absorbing .

On a foggy morning it Is best t otravel by automobile . It Is true thatstreet-cars are safer, but, they are n ofull of reminders of Everyday tha tthe effect of the fog is spoilt . Astreetcar, like a Scienceman, is amonument to Its own enviroment .

Fog Is not a mask but a revelation .It does not weaken perception ; itstrengthens it. Under ordinary citecumstances every object is seen a spart of its own surroundings . It hasto fight with its background for ashare In the limelight. Now the fo gblots out the background and the oh-jest is conpicuous because solitary .

It takes a fog to teach the true val-ue of car-tracks. Usually they ar eaccessories to the tramcar•s dailycrime of noise making, and the onlything in their favor is that they shin ewhen the lamps are alight . But nowthey are silver threads leadin gthrough the Labyrinth. As we cruisealong the middle of the road, the ystretch some ten feet ahead of thecar and point the way through chaos .Our driver follows them unswerving-ly and with complete trust . They arehis mariner's compass .

The fog raises the driver of th ecar to an importance never enjoye don clear days . Before, he ranked wit hchauffeurs ; now, he takes his plac ewith pilots, navigators and explorers .He is another Columbus sailing int othe unknown . His followers may Mar -nun' of doubt (even a Columbus ha sback-seat drivers,) but he points no tto a floating branch, bat to a name -plate on a lamp post and the doubt-ers are silenced .

Sunlight is deceptive . It is not un-til you drive through fog that you die .( s aver that the st r eets are the huntin gGrounds of monsters . Its sunlight ,these go about disguised as street •

I caws, trucks end other mechanica lhideousnesses . But you have merely t osee a streetcar emerge suddenly fro m

the mist, stare unblinkingly at yo uwith its single eye and plunge for -ward with a roar only to miss you b ya scant foot an(I yob will know it fo rwhat it really is---a monster . And thestreet-car is not the worst . Hummingup a hill in somebody else's Whippet ,we heard a strange clanking an dcoughing. Nothing could he seen, bu tthis noise was all about us . Suddenl ywe encountered the cause. Only thecelerity of the driver saved us fro mthe clutches of a new monstrosity ,hunting prey in the very middle o fthe road . it missed us by barely aninch and its disappointed ravings fol dlowed us Into obscurity . Yet, in day- 'light that terror passes unnoticed I nthe grilse of a steamroller .

Near the gates of this seat of learn .fag the fag ends abruptly, probabl ythe effect of the hot air, or perhapsby arrangement with the hue cok •puny, Here, the pilgrim of Learnin gemerges lido the prosaic realty of th eordinary world . The fog Is forgotte nexcept us all excuse for being into .

Litany Coroner

THE MIRACL E'1 'hop the yFlayThat the agoOf miraclesHas passed ,Laugh at. them .Scorn ,SneerAnd deride the unbelievers,Fo rOne of the wonders ha sCome to pass .The Second Soccer SquadThe sole remaining survivo rOf the desolationThat has sweptOver Socce rWo nAGame .Therefore let the Varsit yBe jubilant ,Not only becauseThe tea mPiled up a huge score ,ButBecause the crow dU . B. C. supportersIncreased from thre eTo eight ,Malting it a recor dCrowdSince that clay it wasRumoured that four studentsWatched a game .And Mabel, alway sAn ardent football follower,Says she never wasSo thrilledAs when the left outsid eM1s-kicked an dScored a goal !All this may neve rHappen againSo let us rejoice overThe Incredible, startling, an dUnexpecte dTriumph .

U. T. C. Smoke

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The "Drum Major" and "(lung e

. . .Col . Logan remembering his posi-

tion of honorary president of the S .C . M .

" . .Ross Tolmie t r ying to explain th e

impossible : f'unnel's' position in th eO . '1',

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aliplicatioe! "

The fighting spirit stirred up by th e:scot :;' piper .

. ."Holland Men," at' interpreted b y

Capt . Macintosh .. . •

The white cap-band to be worn b ythe cadets as an emblem of virtue o ris it virginity?

.aThe first mess— Coffee, Cake an d

cigarettes . Now what about a can -teen?

. . .Reminiscences of barrack life at.

Work Point, as told by a survivor ,. . .

Sandy Moore's uniform .. . .

The ethical sense of the soldier a trifle ranges and elswhc're .

The ghastly rumour that Corps . wil lwear KILTS!! I

The capture of the gum by eigh tattack at Oxford .

The In i 1, versus the Scots ..

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NOTIC EA meeting of the Muck Staff wil l

he held in the Pub . Office at noon to .tiny to discuss the gathering of Muckand Re Inherent principles not to men •lion Its view from the standpoint o fthe Ionic theory of conception of al •limiting solubillly product .

All Interested ere Invited to sta yaway .

e r eMeasers 1)esfrisay and Brown wil l

sell by public auction In the Publi .ration's Office from three to four to .morrow afternoon a valuable collet! .Lion of genuine antiques, Two hun •(Irod precious tomes, Annals, forgot •ton lunches, original nmattuscripts o f"Lee Femmes Savants," Ilconomics I .to 10" inclusive, "Practical Trig." part-ly obliterated and two neck tics ,

WANTE DFreshman to act as linesman for

the Soccer Teats as the last one wa sovercome when the team won a gam elast Saturday .

• e eBy the Chemistry Department, a

fairly new test tube to replace theone broken by accident last Tuesday .State references and amount desire din a sealed envelope .

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bicycle to deliver ultimatums .

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a financier . Object to obtain a hailof five cents for it new rubber hall .Meet me at the Library (knot at ;t o' -clock . I'll wear a red nose and yo uwear a pink carnation .

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Prof. : i told you yesterday I'd giv eyou one day to hand in that thence .

F'rost' : Yeah, but I thought I coul dpick any clay .

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THE UBYSSEY

JANUARY 15, 1929 .

Junior Hockey lose sYo Meralomas 4- 1

Varsity's Junior Hockey team lost abard-fought game to Meralomas, 4-1 ,last Friday. In spite of the scoreVarsity held its own up to the lastten minutes of the game, when wit hthe score tied 1-1, Meralomas slippe dpast three goals in quick succession .

Meralomas scored in the first perio ddue to Nome good combination play .The second period was scoreless an din the third period Carswell equalize dfor Varsity on a splendid solo effort .At this point it appeared that Varsit ywould win but Instead they suddenl ywilted and Inst .

The grime was not up to the usua lstandard. It wits marred by the mi .NtoadineNN of both teams, t)veI'-Nkal -Ing the puck, passing where there wa sno one to receive, and frequent fill swere eoitnm ► 11, but, although devoid ofthrills, the game was intermit hi ethroughout .

For Varsity Willis and Carswel lwere oulslanding. \Villls hue a hue).night In goal and performed his (I(IIII Hlike n veteran . Carswell scored Var-sity's (one goal and was the most eft'i'e .tive man on the ice. Ile played prie sReally the entire game without a rtHt ,travelling at roll-speed all the time ,Thorne and Pike worked hard an dboth had hard luck with their Hhoet-lug . Callan, playing a good gnaw atdefence, was a little over-ienlouM an dgot two penalties . The absence o fSmith and Mathews, tho regula raving!ers, was a severe loge to chiteam and it is quite possible tha twith these two Varsity would havehad the necessary extra strength t owin .

As it was, the most couspiciousweakness of our team was lack o fpractice. The boys were badly out o fcondition and it wale small wonde rsince this was their first appearanc eon the ice since before Christmas . Afew practices, however, will bring agreat improvement : for the raw mlt-teMal of a real team is there .

The history of the Universit yhockey team up to the present ha sbeen rather troubled . In their firstgame they drew with Ex-King George ,a strong team. Then due to theChristmas exams . and the VictoriaInvasion they were forced to defaul tthe next throe games. For this the ywere threatened with expulsion fro mthe league and they found their prac-tice hours at the Arena had been ap-propriated by other teams. And lastweek, when there was no time for apractice Varsity was ordered to pla yMeralomas. So considering all thing sthe team has not done badly an dunder their able manager and coach ,Bill Selders, the team is certain toretrieve the name of the Universityin their next few games .

Soliloquies

be a gauze . Yet t weeder it th esportsmanship that exists in C . It .would have agreed to such a proposa lif the positions had been reversed "

Such distressing problems cause amyriad of innocent thoughts and pos-sibly doubts .

• • * •The English have an Idiom "to ris e

to the occasion." i think I shouldmention the fact that several mom -berg of the U.B .C. rose to the occasio non Friday night In the honourable per .pose of Toe H. who with their helpas a cdance•band entertained an Insti-tute of the Blind in Vancouver. Thereseems nothing extra-ordinarily excitingin this nor perhaps Important, but ( Ihave used the word before) it wasunder the circumstances, a thorou ghl ysporting thing to do . The world i smade all the happier by sporting ac-tions, To some this will merely he atruism but to a few others, a ver ystrange ideal .

• • • *I see that Wllliamette Universit y

has an official employment berean fo rwomen and that is it Hmcc(sH, I tNome to me that (! .il .C, couhl havesomething of this sort Initially well ,both for then and women . Or cours eit may be that we are reluctant toencourage anything of title meet be .cause Vancouver is invariably veld o freasonable positions, Thls Ball Il0N0 y

be learned by bitter experience .

There iN no duty we Ho much under -rate its the clay of being happy . . -Ex., J .L .

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SWIMMERS PREPARE FO RWINTER CARNIVAL

There are only fourteen days o fpractice left before the Swimmin gteam representing the University o fBritish Columbia leaves to attend th eBanff Winter Carnival to compete i nthe annual swimming meet which hasbeen the feature event of the Carni-val for the past three years . In twoout of three years the Varsity swim-mers have captured the cup awarde dthe winning club . if natural abilit yand hard work do not bring the tro-phy to the tl, U, C . again this yea rit will be it grout enrpt'lse to follower sor the Npert .

The events ror men are : 60, 100, and2211 yards freestyle, diving aid a 4 .mu relay shoe ,

The events for women are : 60 and100 girds freestyle end a diving coll .test ,

The teems will be selected by 111 '

coact, and iht' gumbos gt'ing and thei rchoic e will depend upon the shil lduels attained and the amount o fprictiee put in daring the next tw oweeks ,

'i'he Mentorlul tank Is epee ever ymorning from eight to hall'-post it swell as dtu'Ing the regulru' (Wellingperiods for all aspirants to the tennis .Practice at billet olive it day le ad-vised .

INTERMEDIATE RUGGERSSCORE OVER EX-TECH

Ringing up their eighth consecutiv evictory this season, Varsity Inter-mediate rttgbyists humbled Ex-Tec hat Renfrew Park, Saturday, by seve npoints to nil, 'I'h( field wa g frozen an dthe grime wet, so the brand of rugbywas of the rough and (mettle variety ,though not. without flashes of tin eplay .

With two of their best teen, (lat ► Iand Nixon, playing with the Senio rat Brockton Point, Varsity fieldedonly fourteen men, Cokle Shields hi etug a notable recruit .

The first period was scoreless al-though Varsity had slightly the bette rof the pier . Shields came hear t oscoring on a penalty kick .

In the second half, the Varsity tea mtook things into Its own hands. Twic ethe bull wa g dribbled across the Tec hdead-line before it could be touched(totem An almost certain chance t oscore failed when four Varsity for -wards dribbled the ball across the lin eonly to have it bounce sideway stwelve feet Into the mime of the onl yEx-Tech. player at hand .

Varsity's first score came whe nShield's dropped it perfect field-goa tfrom the middle of a knot of players .Wive minutes later Garner ran thirt yyards for i splendid try . The conver tfailed . The Ex-Tech .'s still fough thard but could not break through .Two minutes from the end, Munn, th eVarsity half-hack, plunged across th eline from it live-yard serum, but til ereferee had apparently forgotten th eadvantage rule and awiu'ded Varsity afree kick as an Ex-'Tech, player ha dbeen off-side. The final whistle blewsoon after .

Playing fur \'arsi ;y Vero : ( :arner .l'ilkin,gten . Brent Brown, Weed . Iieli

The Var .4ity "A" team went to ('liil-liwack on Saturday . January 12, n' Mdefeated a team of the 47th ilitttaiion ,Badminton Club, by a score of 204 ,However the play was not such awalk-over for the visiting players a sthe score Nee111H to show .

Playing for Varsity were : I !ohmMatheson, Esther Eddy, Jean Russell ,Margaret Lyle, N . ,oily, J . Sparks, V .Fernie and B . Holmes .

Junior Class to Hold Election

For New President

At a meeting held In A gglo 100 o nTuesday lest, the class President ,Jimmy Dunn, tendereti his resignationowing to his appointment as Mele eAthletic Ropresentative . Election ofthe new Pre :ltleet will he held prio rto the Class t)m'aw 1111 Wednesday I RIn Appllnd Sctenee 100 .

Bentley Edwards wan elected ne wNI'i ' s Athletic Itel►reimetiltIve i nPlace of Allan 'Todd who has left th etintvet'Nlly. Phom for the ChumParty were (Simonised and It wee ale' •clded that It will he held at \Vlllo wilall on January 26 .

All theme who have paid their Ne eNIT Iilrlle'NtIy :(gnosis*HI to attesra t1 1 r>('rase Itriw on Wednesday 10 In App .Se . inn Anyone wishing to enter theIs hereby duly warned to pay th efees 61,60 -before the draw .

Senior A Women Stars

To Wrestle Meralomas

Senior "A" women hoopsters wil lstage a very Important game whe nthey meet the Meralomas' team onTuesday night, at 8 o'clock, In theV.A.C . gym . The Varsity team hav eall their old stars back again in ful lforce and are confident of a good seas •on, They have been twice victoriousover the Meralomas' team and with alittle support In the shape of rooters ,ought to play thole usual tine ganm eon Tuesday . The Main will be : 'I'hed-ma Mahon, nettle Tingley, ('fair eMenton, Jean Whyte, Ilene iltu'rit ,Marjorie Idtlnling, Mary Campbell ,

Senior "II" woolen were forced todefault to the "W!it'hes" on $aturtla ynight, owing to the Meese ol tweete dor their players, 'I'tle Mum will MayIts fleet game on Wednesday nigh tat 7 o'clock, in the Normal gym . ,when they ell! challenge North Vim .('olV''I' .

GOLFERS FORM PLAN S

FOR SPRING TOURNAMEN T

There will be a meeting of the Gol fClub of Friday, January 18, at 12 :1 6pen ., in Arte 1n•1, The purpose of thi smeeting is to discuss the program forthe spring term, especially with re -geed to the coming golf matches withVictoria College which are to tak eplace towards the end of February ,and with regard to the Universit yOpen Tournament, The results of th eFaculty-Student thatcher will also h e(Ilse netted .

The golf team sent to Victoria wa scomposed of W. Kettle, R . Arkell, R .Brown and G . Baker, It tied with th estrong Victoria team with a score o f3-all, and It hopes to take the College ,team Into camp when It invades Van-couver in February .

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