uk's un third committee poem
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At the end of the UN's Third Committee session, it is traditional that the UK recites the Third Committee Poem. The Committee ended this week, so here it is.TRANSCRIPT
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UNGA 67: UK: Third Committee Poem
Thank you Mr Chair for giving me the floor
before everyone runs for the door
When I took on this human rights position
I was handed the mantel of this time honoured tradition
Of reciting a little UK ditty
To mark the end of Third Committee
So as this is my first time
I’d beg indulgence of my little rhyme
They say bad luck comes in three
And what other number for this committee could it be
In 2012 we had fire, wind and snow
But the show must go on, was our motto
Upon hearing the fire drill we were dismayed
To learn the High Commissioner’s dialogue would be delayed
Some delegations only under duress departed
So committed were they to the work they had started
Others of you for the exit may have flee’d
But to name and shame there is no need
For, that we all support human rights we can concur
But alas not on whether it is wherever, whenever or however they may occur
Then second came a tropical storm
Such problems were far from the norm
The hurricane left many IDDs
‘Internally Displaced Delegates’, even me
The Committee banded together as one
With one Canadian even giving shelter to some
And finally just as power to Manhattan returned
By snowy elements we were spurned
These events may have tried to set as back
But delegates found ways to get back on track
I understand the cofacilitaors of Programme 20 thought the answer
Was to promise, as an incentive, a belly dancer
The plenary had many events of note
Poor Guatemala and Guinea nearly couldn’t vote
And to those who must give rights of reply
Everyone did roll their eyes and sigh
It appeared France had taken too literally the title of their text
Or didn’t realize enforced disappearances was next
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For when the Chair called on France to introduce
No delegate could they produce
And it would be wrong for this poem not to feature
A mention of Monzer, our rules of procedure teacher
But for this undoubted expertise
The Committee would surely have been on its knees
Then today we decided to carry on without interpretation
So that we might have cessation
But wait (!) for a minute we weren’t sure we’d have fruition
When Stelios said explanation of vote rather than position
After all these trials and tribulations
We certainly all deserve some celebrations
But Mr Chair I know you like to keep to time
So I will end my little rhyme
From all the women and girlchilds, men and boychilds of the UK team
We assure all our 3rd
committee colleagues of our highest esteem
And extend our thanks to the Bureau, Secretary and you, Mr Chair
For conducting us all with such efficiency and flair
Thank you