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UG, THE CAVEMAN
MUSICAL
Book by JIM GEOGHAN
Music by
RICK RHODES
Lyrics by JIM GEOGHAN, VIVIAN RHODES
and RICK RHODES
Piano/Conductor
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UG, THE CAVEMAN
MUSICAL
Book by JIM GEOGHAN
Music by
RICK RHODES
Lyrics by JIM GEOGHAN, VIVIAN RHODES
and RICK RHODES
Piano/Conductor
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THESE =ARE INCREDIBLE-TIMES (from "UG" )E
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Rick Rhodes (music)Jim Geoghan,Vivian Rhodes & Rick Rhodes (lyrics)
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we're not -swinging on
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we're standing tall cause these
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TAHESE ARE IN-CRED l
BLE
TIMESI".
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THESE ARE IN-CRED--1----BLE
TIMES
rr
•D
we
know that drinking mud's
not god
y.....O[i[Cllll
that eating
mwoodin
canBmake you sick E and
these are in-cred-- i---ble times
from
mere med-i-o cri-ty to
weA all
know D is something not to.u ...[IIllllll
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WE
used to stand in
Fie rain F#min
and
•at
plod
through all
that slimeBmin
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beating a cave
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these are in--cred----i-ble times
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hone-age ment-al
i---ty
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times-
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TIME TO MOVE ON FdNND LOOK IN-TO
THE FU-
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THESE AREINCRED
i
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TIMES
6
IN
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BLE
TIMES
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serve
him while
it's piping hot
r . . . . . yyou know
you've done the trick
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E,37
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THE COOKING SO NG (from "UG")1 -
lone
'C
-wor
Tthey live in
a flock
If you want yourself seom fresh boar you get yourself a rock you
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b .°
a J a .F
take the rock
en 7
hit 'em on the head
hit
'em ten or twenty times
make
.•
.
Then yousure
rip off his fur throw him in the fire
you can add some dirt for flavoring wha t
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ranev-er you desire cook him for half a day
1tg7
poke him with astick7X
F* . . , t .-rNy
At.-4
.AP-
-.-want yourself a fresh fish you get yourself
-a rock you take the rock and
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throw him in the fire you can add some dirt for flavorin g
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e,)7
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3^' 7
scales
,t
when the an
i-mal
stops
mov-in'
now you're
r n .a
. it's
sooth in'
B
GP 'tr
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it-
cookin' with wood
you know that it's good
Dinner
is .
groov
. in'
•.7
deer live in a flock
if
you want yourself a fresh deer you
get yourself a rock
(groov-in')
17x.
E-NT-4 0-1
(groov-in' )in'groov
.
lone
or
;7.
then you
t
f t
and throw him in the fire you can add
some dirt for flavoring7
7
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cook him
for half a day
and
poke him with a stick
7
Bbm A.
rip off his fur
Qerrwhat
is dead
V»7
fJ
p
. you
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serve
him while
it's pipin' hot know you've done the
trick
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f1
know
you've
done
the
trick
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THE MEANING OF LIFE FROM "UG" )Rick Rhodes (music)
Vivian Rhodes (lyrics )
What is my purpose is there more than jus t
4
y
merely ex ist I
wouldn't
12
611,
dream or
11 Flo4-
If
on-1y
I'd
find
the
meaning of
16
17
18
alife
22F tvl 23
to
leave
y .5 di>
greatness
24 02 of
or wait out my
mark on the earth in myst er-i -ous ways
:Was I meant tô
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or else
32
a wifefind
33
sg
Are the child-ren
we'd
have
the meaning
of34
35
36
life
37
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39
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777
The
moon
is my
anchor
the40
41
42
nPguide
-
stars
43 0)
are my
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ca rwith my
eyes
So-'47]
op-en
Df
wide
48 G -.ry 7
r
mis-
cv----takes
49 k
i have
made
50
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the
"''6D
bridg
51
s. I've
GGOburned
52
It's the
price have
53
P
for the
less-
ons
I've
Teamed
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I' mapp
17
that I
cre-ate
live on and on
Not know-ing the
64 Aid
65A c
66
Pan-swer
cuts like
a
knife
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69
ParI r.rW
when willl
I
find
the
mean-ing
of
70
71
72
a aa
73
life
74 .
(tr'pk#s)
75
40 bb
this?
79 B
here on
81
Is there more than just
a(spoken) What is my purpose
78 Ff�rh
Was I
80E
put
k' I :rr*•rit
kM;P L
P
Earth
I/
TIMMMII ___ i r
:i .i
foll-ow
a
dream or
mere-ly ex
ist
would-=-*n
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strife
if on-ly
on
ly
I'd
find92 c '$-'b . 93 %
r .1
611,
life If91
mean-ing _
of95 h'//&.
life96/f-#
the94
P
97 *s yes
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from "UG" )Rick Rhodes (music)
Jim Geoghan and Vivian Rhodesr-lt 7I-
SHE'S FINALLY OUT OF GUYS
el -7.1
MMEIEW
MVr.■IIML iLS/L INM.MMSIM*
I. ci- w - ter *.**+*ra+AIL * pr. .J■■•
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I think I'm really lik-ing my chances
prize
I
may not be a prince
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l)
looks like I'm finally winn-ing the
VF:g
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As 1Jae
but my odds are bet---er since
v ovshe's finally out of
C 7
Last year we had
1-guys . a tern
ible
7a•
1p inefam
# 7
ug ly my breath puts tears in most people's eyes
04t-
7
C7 *
and I might be a jerk
but I'm wearing quite a smirk
she's finally out o
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could
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not turn her head but now she's
NMI
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MI NM I
guys
aD 6 7.,
There was a time when
7
or men with lots of hair
. or furry skins to wear.
she's finally face it its me or
we're cooking cause all the other men are dead
she doesn't really have a sel-
of men who are both handsome and wis e
B/iL.-ft
7
f
*.*
13
rnothing
3ft,
gj*a 0*7 *a7 Ff 7B
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ivnning in a field of one
Those men were nothing but competit
ion
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having some fun I'll
finally get her I do better when I' m
D1 .
11
I'm
on the
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F
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I'm glad they finally said their good-byes
I'm bound to share her bed
C
r'
6?
c ,7
as long as I'm not dead
7 6 h. C:.!
guys things are improvin g
r
She's finally out-of
c A 7
U u P0'She's finally guys cause I'm still moving
.,
out--- of C
-
she's finally
C
OUT
OF
GUYS
I
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TINGLE (from "UG . ")Rick Rhodes (music)
G-9) Vivian Rhodes (lyrics)
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3D
1r
CAN'T
FIND THE
WORDS
.HARD
TO EX4
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t,
PLAIN
FEEL
INGS
LIKE
OURS7
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r. • v •
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KISS
AND12 lea?
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HAVE A WENAM E
START
TO
HEAR THE RHYTHM
OF MY HEART I13
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a. aTING
LE17
.
TING
LE18
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l7
TING
LE
r16
HOLD ING
YOU20 svs
21
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r10
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CLOSE
r19 &(0,0 '0
i
HERE22
6
IN
THE DARK23 C*(add9)
r . ••
WHO24 %it
KNEW
• .
A
E
COULD • GROW FROM A SPARK26
27
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I
••
f ir
NEED
YOU SO MUCH
THAT
I GROW . CRAZ Y
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29 30 E M ?
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TING
LE
32
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33n, 7
4 p% J a
TING LE
SE
CRETS
TO
34
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WORLD OF. OUR
39 GM?iOWNSHARE
. 37 F- .n?
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NICE TO
40 cj& #
41KNOW THAT WE ARE NOT ALL A----
O
rr..
LONE
I'LL
AL
WAYS
BE
HERE
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44 p'#m
45 G( U
t
INC
YOUR MOOD-)WILLING TO
4
8
IFS,
(J J.
--SENSING YOU R
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sus Q 4 7
Or .
1
MOOD (SENS
r
BENDl
I'LL
49 G*ap* 50V
BE YOUR
ROCK
51
AND
r.
J
THE CLOS
53 F#mT
ER
54 j3 ,)►J J
WE'VE
GROWN THE MORE I WANT YOU•9
FOR MY OWN Ip► -2-
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TING
LE
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63
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TING
66
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I'VE NEVER GONE . BEFORE(from "UG")Rick Rhodes (music)
I I x)
Jim Geoghan, Vivian Rhodes & Rick Rhodes (lyrics )I--rA)S-+ROniNAiIAL • j 2 F#
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m 3t n
Some--thing amazing
is
happening to me
this5
6F
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4 Ctt 7
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truly sets me free
The
thrill
of creating
isC3 fix)I- .crj .-
thing
I am doing
itm 7
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•
• • • •
•
a)•
one I can't ignore to
go
where I've never11
cnever gone before
12 :<-
a J Jcnts surround
14metal
15My
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7
J n.op
tions astound
me
moving peo
ple aroun d16
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u
18 &z
Lr nf1•
F 'h
me
to
where they've never gone before19
20
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J
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ti
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2
Gr. m
Dagg ers are what I4 Flkl'/7)
INT
I'm
nothng someinsignifcnt littipiece of fluff/noone pays attention to I'm finally/someone
sorry*. X13 kiN.� 1t , vim P -.J 14 F-m
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looked upon by others as a
threat7 G# . 7
8 c* 7when they hear me
I'm finally
someone
not just anyone
not some little person some littl e11
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16 *.47C 7
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t ♦I
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5!1 RS TAJ-rui5 "
Dagg ors18
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are what I
a
u
get19 -
I'm
looked upone by others as a
threat
21
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J
whèn the y
Jsoar
t o2
(&' x)
ra5ruMrOT4L v{ P-I
such geni-us a-mong
us
the
pride that we
where
I've =never gone be-fore25 F4in
26 E
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2
we've nev-er been be
fore
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1
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feel
et7to
play
65 F,'
storyout
if
.
make
it
seem
8
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real the
pass
ion the
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(7
and
IJ Jdra- ma
10UG
and
11the
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is to ing us somewhere (ax) somewhere
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a) a
-ers
22
rare what I
get
6
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I'm
looked upon by others as a
24 pm
hear
me
roar
27
threat
25 1)7
soar . where
I've never gone b eto fore what
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28 29 G,►t
•
gr• b•
never ' never33 DCOc*9UFS
never no what32'sf31
• • •
Well hard-Iy
ever where we've never gone be -.,
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c.,,3'f t?** J* *0 Jo
fore37
7
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FAMOUS -(fro.m UG")Rick Rhodes (music)
Vivian Rhodes and Jim Geoghan
4Jri
b
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I-magine I"m-an arro-gant an d
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I'll be a houshold name
My
IIWIaa:1 s--a: sass-=s**
air r r =neat s=- a1■ r ..u*.* iaa,■aa - as,aoa:: 1
*aaaat,aas,at,as,a*a*as,as,a*Y ► iy .
bedrock in the cave will be the closest to the fire
the thickest fur the sharpest stick what-
es
oft.
1a
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cause when you're . a celebrity it don't/matter if you are I'm gonna be
, -
7j .
.5 a.
I'm gonna be famous
Z'I'm . gonna be famou s
cm -a
Bb0000
a
ever I de-sire I'm gonna be famous
C.I'm gonna be famou s
FI'm gonna b e
famous I'll be a household name:
b
1'III
only
eat the choicest meat as burned as it can be
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and if it's tough I'll get someone to
chew it twice for m e
31
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32G
I
deals and then i'll runright out and buy the/fastest roundest wheels-
35 36.
37 39
Pa-parazz
i
follow---ing along
with all my fans
423
140 41
and
I'm gonna be
7
when they get a glimpse they'll say it'sUG that famous man I'm gonna be famou s
43 B
0/010
44 C
45
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famous
46F
16.J 4
I'm gonna be
47
famous I'll be a •houshold nam e
48 F-.
r
yes I wil l
49
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51
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fame can disappear real fast like/lany trend or style
4
5
I'll
take my fifteen seconds and I'll make
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RIP 'AN : ■ AIM •10 r 1
MI
NOW MI WIN ■•■P"1111■•IP'IIIIPV"•Il■(.•iiSfYiir*•' M r I .r t l*lu••r i
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it last awhile
I'm gonna be famous
7 c
8
gonna be famous
9
I'm gonna be
L. pfamous I'll be a houshold
name iyea
10
11
12
4 - .O .kjl 'L"
I'm gonna be
6 a
22
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WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME (from "UG" )Rick Rhodes (music)
Jim Geoghan and Vivian Rhodes (lyrics)3 F 4
5 3 6̂ 46
know
what I fo rcan you6 I-
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SOMETHING WE CALLA PLAY (from "UG" )Rick Rhodes (music)
Jim Geoghan an d?Vivian Rhodes (lyrics)
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way
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and pro-
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70 Bh9if the
and
ience
71 &A:,00000
seem to care
you candoesn't
72
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set a---gainst a back-drop that
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stage----
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can
wear a frown be
a
craz
y clown
or a
creature
from ou-ter space
If you there' sdon't get a yack
from a
joke that's cracked
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gets in your blood
and you know you're in it to
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135
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AS IF I CARE (from "UG" )
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Rick Rhodes (music)Vivian Rhodes (Iycs)
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came
and
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numb as
if
I care
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could have had a ro
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an
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Thought I had a chance but she's
with
him
as if . I
r o rfind
ing
my
r r
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ititr o
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a
joke
as if
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smoke
as if
I(my)
care(fu----ture's in
the
past
as
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r
care(came)
and went so fas t
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it's no use tô keep pretend-.
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a
prayer
there' s
no
happy ending not for
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he's
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ing
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care (she's staring in his eyes
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care(Shadows cross my mind
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. rthought that
life
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NOW YOU OWE ME (from"UG")Rick Rhodes (music)
Jim GGoghan, Vivian Rhodes & Rick Rhodes (lyrics )Cb 7
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I've thrown my Iif
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girl gave my heart gave my soul gave my everything away
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yes yo u6117
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owe me big, yes you do,yes you do,YYDYYD oyesoyesoyesUdo gave upm yF0
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how about a little break here, jus II me what tor-n
sleepless nights
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.btu e l?el!
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in a
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please let this play of
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KING NEANDERTHAL (from "UG" )Rick Rhodes (music)
Jim Geoghan,Vivian Rhodes & Rick Rhodes (lyrics)
Handsome too I wieh they'd in-vent the mirror
I've
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--tile's such a drag
when you know that you're king Ne-and--er-thai
I'm the
slickest o them all
I'm the bravest guy I'm King
Neand
ertha l
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I'm so . powerful and someone that you shoud fea r
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some may grovel some may crawl but not king
Neanderthal
I'm the
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day they're gonna make my cave a shrine
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W.AIM MON
hi MN/II
MI
LVV*
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I banish peop-le star-ing at my throne
and I
I
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made a list of women that I've known
all the children of the tribe were made by me
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bmydecree
Others praise and honor me of course and that's the way it should be when your bos s
gb
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e hour I'm astonished at my power cause you now
thinksthat 'lm a doll I'm a king Neand-er-tha l
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♦ ,m •tw
a •♦
t
skuedlee
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♦ ♦•foas
skiddledeebop
skiddledeebop boobelee
6
deebop boobeleedeebop homina homma homina homma zipzopbedeeah zipzopbedeea ht r¼
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King Neanderthal
I'm the tallest of the tall I'm
the king
Neanderthal
I can
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. .0
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dazzle and enthrall
I'm the hippest guy I'm king Neand-dertha l
(one mo (ah hah) (look out now)
I'm cool & I rule I'm king Nean-derthal
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THE COOKING SONG (reprise)(from "UG")Rick Rhodes (music)
Jim Geoghan and Vivian Rhodes (lyrics)
Ifio
you want yourself a fresh wolf you get yourself a rock you
hit 'em
ten
or twent
y times make
r r r.
dead
and throw him in the fire
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a
serve it while it's pipin' hot
Gb Fsds(t7)
0
boy on a growin g
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rhino or yak
what could it
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cry
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to see
an an imal7 *7
die
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live all aloneorb
or they live in a flock if you want yourself a
fresh snpke
youEi) __
1q
n a
-bPY
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get . yourself a
rock
get yourself a big rock and hit 'em on the hea d
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hit 'em ten or twenty times make sure that he is
dead
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ry a iand throw him in the fire you can add some dirt for flavorin g
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'1I'M A BOAR_-1
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I'M A BOAR (from "UG")Rick Rhodes (music)
Jim Geoghan, Vivian Rhodes & Rick Rhodes (lyrics )
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I'm a
boar buxomI'm and brawny for
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What's
more
I'm known in
folk lore there's s o
much
in store for this boar I'm
a
J S .1) f.4
I'm big where it
counts I'veyou
dig
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F 7 - e--'
y
chore
loving
this
boar
I'm no
come and
join me you stud
I'll
be your personal
core
there's no
G
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scoff and I
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. growl .
howl .folks have been known to say
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aint no forgett-ing this
.)
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-mi-re my tusk. from
dawn until
dusk
y
I'm a
swine who's
mis-under stood and mal-
it#(sow
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evennn
though
al).) 1
I'm
really
be
7
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J' .
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pretty
darned cute for
swine
y
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I'M A BOAR (chorus)
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sure
what's
more
she's known in
folk
lore
there' s
she's buxom and brawn y for
c
She's a
n 7boa r
itt / iso much in store
for that
boar
she's a
b ')'1
dig
there's
quite a
3
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on this
I
pig
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tail
is
s o
A417
squiggly
on
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stud
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hog
(oink) She's a
boar
and
when she .gets
angry
she'll
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D N7
a
a.
o
a.
roar hits you
right in your
core
there's
s,7
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roar Her
no chore to she's noboarloving this
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since the hunters who hunt are de-termined to make me fil-
ligned reallyeven
though she ie nigh
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pretty
bdarned
boar
(I'm a
boar)
she's
a
.t
boar
8
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for
a
to'
boar) boarshe's a
8zl
(I'm a
o
swine she's a
6
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THESE ARE INCREDIBLE TIMES (reprise )Rick Rhodes (music)
Jim Geoghan, Vivian Rhodes & Rick Rhodes (lyrics)
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Copyright 2001 Rick Rhodes Music (BMI) Popeye Publishing (ASCAP)
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