trust me
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funny, by childrenTRANSCRIPT
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Trust me. I know…
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, Age 10
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Trust me. I know…
When you want something expensive,
ask your grandparents.
- Matthew, Age 12
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Trust me. I know…
Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and
ears are twitching.
- Andrew, Age 9
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Trust me. I know…
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
- Rocky, Age 9
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Trust me. I know…
Sleep in your clothes so you’ll be dressed in the
morning.
- Stephanie, Age 8
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Trust me. I know…
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Rosemary, Age 7
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Trust me. I know…
Don’t flush the john when your dad’s in the
shower.
- Lamar, Age 10
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Trust me. I know…
Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when
your parents are doing taxes.
- Carol, Age 9
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Trust me. I know…
Never bug a pregnant mom.
- Nicholas, Age 11
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Don’t ever be too full for dessert.
- Kelly, Age 10
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Trust me. I know…
When your dad is mad and asks you “Do I look
stupid?” don’t answer him.
- Heather, Age 16
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Trust me. I know…
Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.
- Michael, Age 14
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Trust me. I know…
Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a
baseball bat.
- Joel, Age 12
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When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone.
- Alyesha, Age 13
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Never try to baptize the cat.
- Laura, Age 13
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Trust me. I know…
Never spit when on a roller coaster.
- Scott, Age 11
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Trust me. I know…
Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it’s
moving.
- Rob, Age 10
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Trust me. I know…
Never tell your little brother that you’re not going to do what your mom told you to
do.
- Hank, Age 12
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Trust me. I know…
Remember you’re never too old to hold your
father’s hand.
- Molly, Age 11
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Trust me. I know…
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
- Chelsey, Age 7
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Trust me. I know…
Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, Age 9
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Trust me. I know…
Never dare your little brother to paint the
family car.
- Phillip, Age 13
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Trust me. I know…
Forget the cake, go for the icing.
- Cynthia, Age 8