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Volume 14, No. 6 350 Shady Lane Drive, Norwalk, OH Monday, April 4, 2016

Trump becomes principal By Eniledam Ehcor

Republican Donald Trump

decided to drop out of the presi-dential race to apply for the po-sition of Norwalk High School principal.

The Norwalk school board has already approved his hiring. He will start as principal on April 11.

“After visiting Norwalk, I decided this would be a good place to practice ‘running a country’ before I run in the elec-tion of 2020,” Mr. Trump said.

Current principal Brad Coo-ley is in agreement with Mr. Trump taking over his job be-cause he has been dealing with much drama lately and Mr. Trump paid him over $1 million for the position.

“I think Trump will be very good with discipline and coming up with ideas,” Mr. Cooley said.

Mr. Trump has already been planning out the things he will change when he becomes princi-pal. He said he would like to start

with adding a wall to the cafeteria to separate the freshmen from the rest of the students.

“I know Monroeville schools will pay for the wall so it will be of great benefit to this school and I would also like to raise school fees depending on how much I like you. I have a higher I.Q. than almost anyone, as eve-ryone knows, and you can trust me to determine every student’s school fees,” Mr. Trump said.

“I think he would be a great principal if he supports our jun-ior class fundraisers,” junior class vice president Emma Young said.

“We’re going to make this school a better place. I have a lot of money. Do you want to be better than everyone else? Don’t doubt me. I’m really rich. ‘Principal Trump’ has a good

ring to it; just trust me and we’ll go places. I’m rich and we’re go-ing to make NHS great again,” Mr. Trump said, adding that he likes “thinking big” and winning.

Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac Mr. Trump tries out Mr. Cooley’s current desk to decide if he likes it or not.

The Bakers: Hitched then ditched By Eilrac and Ydennek Yennoc

Inclusion teacher Callie Stanley

and English teacher Dustin Baker got married just a few weeks ago, and she’s already tired of him.

“It is time for divorce,” the new Mrs. Baker said.

They thought it was the perfect time to get married. Turns out they have nothing in common other than their jobs and they can hardly stand seeing each other.

Mr. Baker insisted they get a dog so that’s just what they did. They moved in together a while ago and she claims he never cleans up after the dog or himself. He always leaves the toilet seat up and he never puts the food back in the fridge when he’s done.

Mr. Baker said that his new wife always takes the covers and is never

willing to compromise. This con-stantly leads to fighting, and they both know that it’s never going to change.

“He’s such a slob and he’s not nearly as funny. It’s time to recycle all his jokes,” she said.

Besides having terrible jokes, the former Ms. Stanley found his Tinder profile which said “Not single, but ready to mingle.” All this time he has been looking for someone else. Makes her question why they ever got married.

Mr. Baker said he’s willing to change, but it’s already too late. He told her he’d recycle his jokes and he’d get rid of his Tinder, but the new Mrs. Baker is definitely not OK with that. She told him she’s done and there’s no turning back.

They both agree it is time to sepa-rate and go their own ways.

Photo by Ydennek Yennoc Mr. Baker tries to keep his wife from leaving.

Senior class to take trip to Bora Bora By Niltak Strebor and Acissej Areliuga

The seniors this year will be going

on a month-long class trip to Bora Bora. “I can’t wait to go to Bora Bora

again. I’ve been there three times with Aliza and it was amazing,” senior Jayde Cleland said.

The trip will take place the whole month of May. The seniors will leave on May 2 at 4:15 a.m. The flight there will take approximately 12 and a half hours from Columbus, Ohio to Bora Bora, French Polynesia.

The cost of the flight for each stu-dent is $300. The original price for the tickets was $2,400 but incoming princi-pal Donald Trump has decided to do-

nate money to the less fortunate — NHS students.

The total cost of the trip, including the flight, is only $1,000 because Prin-cipal Trump has decided to help with the funds.

“I feel bad seeing the students stuck in this dumpy town. I think it’s time for them to get out and see the world,” Mr. Trump said.

Due to the timing of the trip, the last day of school for seniors will be Friday April 29. The date for prom is going to be the same—April 30, the day after the seniors’ last day.

Graduation will be May 1. Senior recognition night is cancelled due to the change in the schedule. “I can’t wait to go again. I loved going there. It was the best experience ever,” Aliza said.

Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac Seniors Aliza Rarick and Jayde Cleland pose for a picture while enjoying the warm weather in Bora Bora.

If you’ve got the game, we’ve got the cheer By Hannah Selah Guys at Norwalk High School will

have a new opportunity to show their school spirit starting next school year.

A new cheerleading program is being set up by Kristie Wert, the cheer-leading coach for NHS, to create a boys-only squad to cheer for girls’ sports.

“School spirit is at an all-time low and we need to make some big chang-es,” said Ms. Wert

In order to be on this squad, boys will have to go through the same try-outs as the girls’ squad. They will be judged based on jumps, facials, attitude, knowledge of material and overall spir-

it. Tryouts will take place at the end of summer so that the boys will have time to prepare their material.

There will be three squads available for boys to try out for: girls’ soccer squad, girls’ basketball squad and com-petition. Guys will have the opportunity to try out for all of these squads or just one. Guys will also have the opportuni-ty to letter at the end of the season.

“This will make our school spirit much better than it is now and may en-courage more people to go to games,” said sophomore Maya Reineck.

“We look forward to having more school spirit and having a little compe-tition,” said junior Malorie Malson.

Photo by Hannah Selah Seniors (from left) Jarrod Smith, Trenton Sheldon and Nick Bying-ton and sophomore Jacob Roth show off their new uniforms.

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By Hannah Selah and Nagol Tsruh

There will be new graduation

requirements at Norwalk High School starting next school year, and one of them may be a little painful.

In order for students to gradu-ate, they must get some sort of Norwalk symbol tattooed on a visible part of their body. This tattoo will have to be located on the student’s arms, legs or feet, and must be three inches in width and three inches in length.

Norwalk teachers think that this is a great idea for students, because it allows them to show their school spirit forever!

“This allows students to show pride in their school and never forget where they received such a

wonderful education,” said Eng-lish teacher Amie Swope.

The Norwalk staff will also be required to get these tattoos be-fore they retire from Norwalk High School.

The cost of the tattoo will not be covered by the school and it will be considered as a fee.

Along with the tattoo require-ment, NHS staff members have set new educational graduation requirements, beginning for the class of 2020.

All students who plan on grad-uating in 2020 and after must have a minimum cumulative GPA of 4.0. They will be required to take at least one honors, AP or CCP course every year of their high school career.

“We want to put students un-der the most amount of stress

possible,” said Prin-cipal Brad Cooley.

Students must be fluent in at least three languages, not including English. Students must take two years of Njerep, a unique language from Nigeria, only spoken by five peo-ple around the world, including history teacher Chris Cloud.

Along with tak-ing the class, stu-dents must carry on a 45 minute conversa-tion in Njerep with Mr. Cloud before graduating.

“Mr. Cloud is a wonderful teacher who expects so much. He will be a great teacher of this new

language, ensuring the success of students,” said guidance counse-lor Sandra Stewart.

By Anyala Nerraw The school faculty apologizes

for the inconvenience, but there are some last minute changes to this year’s prom.

Prom will still be Saturday April 30, but the grand march will start at noon and the dance

itself will follow at 2 p.m. and last till 4 p.m.

The theme is still Masquerade, but all dresses must be home-made, not store bought. Tuxes aren’t permitted, so guys must wear something else. In fear of scratching the floor, slippers must be worn for both guys and girls.

The grand march will still be held in the EPAC but the dance will be in the auxiliary gym. There will be no DJ, but you and your date are more than welcome to bring cell phones and head-phones.

Dinner is not going to be pro-vided so a packed lunch is need-

ed. The after prom will be held at Norwalk’s Wal-Mart where there will be games of hide-and-seek and tag.

“These changes will help us save money and I think it will be more fun for everyone,” said Principal Brad Cooley.

By Annaerb Sreym As of next year, cafeteria

rules around the school will be changed exponentially.

Students must throw half of their food at the person across from them, and smear anything sticky upon the tables.

“I love that we can finally express our inner child,” senior Laila Smite said.

Students are also required to include at least three very violent cuss words in each sentence they speak, and be very disrespectful to teachers.

“We consider that school is too harsh on the students. This is just one of the ways that the school will be improved. More is

yet to come,” Principal Brad Cooley said.

Students will also be allowed to steal from the cafeteria staff, and play pranks on whomever they choose.

“Happy students mean a hap-py school, naturally,” lunch su-pervisor Jeff Cole said. “It’s about time something like this happened.”

Another recently-added rule to the cafeteria is students will be able to gamble away their food to other students and teach-ers.

Unlike the policy of other schools, now all students of eve-ry grade can leave the cafeteria to grab lunch from local fast food stores.

By Ailyk Nosemaj Many scientists have done

studies on the student brain and when it actually fully starts func-tioning during the day. These studies have proven the brain doesn’t completely start func-tioning until 10 a.m.

When Principal Brad Cooley read up on these studies, he real-ized how at fault the school sys-tem is for the failing students. He realized that if school would start later, students’ brains would be functioning better and their grades would improve.

“Instead of just starting at 10 a.m., we have decided to have school overnight. Students al-ready stay up late; now they have a reason to,” Mr. Cooley said.

Instead of waking up at 5 a.m. and being at school before 7:30, students won’t have to wake up early and won’t have to come in to school until 11 p.m.

“I’m super excited for these new hours,” said sophomore Nelida Negrete. “Now I’ll have more time to go to the gym and watch Keeping Up with the Kar-dashians.”

By Elleinad Hikahsa Are you a student or teacher

at Norwalk High School who doesn’t like using your feet to walk up stairs? If so, this is good news for you.

After multiple protests and complaints, the stairs at NHS are going to be changed to escalators very soon.

“We just get so tired walking up all the steps every day. I even get a little winded when I get to the top of the stairs,” said junior Mya Ray. The most common complaint is that with the heavy textbooks and school materials,

walking up the stairs has become impossible.

Tripping on the stairs has also been a serious problem.

“I have tripped twice this year and it was pretty traumatic,” sophomore Ethan Byrd said.

But not everyone thinks it’s a good idea.

“I think that we should keep the stairs,” said nutrition and wellness teacher TJ Thomas. “It’s good exercise!”

Currently, the stairs are un-dergoing construction. Students who need to access the second floor will have to take turns on the elevators.

New grad requirements

Plans for prom have been changed

Improving our school, starting with school lunch

Giving students more time to sleep in with night school

No more stairs — escalators coming

Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac Senior Casey Horowitz shows off his Norwalk Truckers tattoo.

By Nolat Grubnesem For thousands of years, Jedis

have trained and fought to pro-tect the ones they love. But no one on planet Earth has ever met one in real life. At least, not until now!

Derek Pigman, history teach-er at Norwalk High School, has officially announced himself a Jedi in training. He began his training at the beginning of spring break on March 25 and ends his training today.

“This has been my dream since I was little; I’m so happy that I can finally learn the ways of the force,” he said.

Before he began training, he already had his robe made and his light saber ordered through Amazon. He started with a blue-colored saber to show he was training.

Mr. Pigman only had about two weeks to learn the basics of the Jedi ways and laws that he must follow for the rest of his life. He must learn to use the force with a clear mind and con-trol his anger and aggression to become a true Jedi.

“I will never join the dark side. Staying as true to myself and my loved ones as possible will make me a great Jedi,” he said.

All Jedis follow their own path after their training has end-ed. Jedi masters only hope that

the trainees can stay on the path to a good life and off the path of darkness.

“The biggest thing a Jedi needs to follow is his heart,” said the mysterious Jedi master. “I only hope our ways of Jedi life can stay with this young Jedi forever.”

“It is like a Jedi’s code of ethics; like I have taught my so-ciology classes. These are codes that pertain to you for the rest of your life,” Mr. Pigman said, add-ing that he recommends all stu-dents and staff participate in Jedi training at least one time in their life.

“It will change the way you see the world and it will change you as a person,” he said.

Pigman begins Jedi training

Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac The stairs that are currently under construction.

Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac History teacher Derek Pigman stands tall after completing his Jedi training.

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Dark defense By Idnarb Rekarb

English teacher

Leah Schuster is bringing a new class to Norwalk High School. Students will now be learn-ing defense against the dark arts.

“I think it’s im-portant to know how to fight fire with fire,” Mrs. Schuster said.

Starting with the incoming ninth years, all students will be required to take this class to graduate. All stu-dents currently in their ninth year and older are strongly encouraged to take this class, but are not required to.

“You never know when a dark lord will try to kill you,” Mrs. Schuster said, adding that it is especially im-portant to take this class if you have

any suspicious scars.

Divination is a class that was con-sidered in place of defense against the dark arts, because it is considered less dangerous. Divina-tion is a class based on attempting to see the future. Mrs. Schuster thinks de-fense against the dark arts is vastly more important than divination. “What good would

it do to ‘see’ your-self getting attacked if you can’t defend yourself?” she said.

Mrs. Schuster said the lessons she is most excited for include the tongue-tying curse, the full body bind curse (Petrificus Totalus) and the melofors jinx.

“Everything you learn in this class could save your life,” Mrs. Schuster said.

Photo by Idnarb Rekarb Mrs. Schuster prepares to teach a lesson in defense against the dark arts.

By Ylime Htims Freshmen this

year are worse than they’ve ever been in the past.

“They are com-pletely out of control! They took over the senior lounge. They demanded that prom was theirs, and they are determined to steal away gradua-tion,” Principal Brad Cooley said.

Seven freshmen have already been suspended this year for trying to fight seniors.

“We need to get the freshmen under control before we become seniors. Eve-ryone needs to be aware of the power these kids hold,” said junior Cole Berry.

Freshman teachers are con-templating quitting their jobs.

“I love my job so much, but this just isn’t worth the scare. I have two kids at home; I would rather be with them than be afraid to come to work every day,” freshman English teacher Jennifer Lark added.

Freshmen voiced their opin-ions on bullying seniors.

“It’s our right to bully the seniors. Their senioritis is start-

ing to show, and we are willing to work hard the entire year. It’s nothing against them; we are just trying to motivate them to work hard the remainder of the year,” said freshman Anthony Wallace.

“Whether freshmen bullying seniors is to motivate the seniors or to take over the school, some-thing needs to happen before things get too out of hand,” Mr. Cooley said.

Photo by Ylime Htims Freshman Carson Ott leans over to punch senior Trevor Wright.

By Netsrik Yellek In the near future, Norwalk

City Schools are expecting a very radical change to come to the school board. The current mem-bers of the board will be replaced by members of the freshman class.

Principal Brad Cooley, Assis-tant Principal Patrick Kania and Superintendent George Fisk made this decision together.

“Since this is my last year here, I want to make sure that after I’m gone the school is in good hands. I think that changing the board from adults to students will ensure that the good reputa-tion we have is maintained when Trump replaces me,” Mr. Cooley said.

The freshmen who will be board members next year will have to meet certain criteria.

They will be chosen by a se-lect committee consisting of teachers from all buildings, prin-cipals and guidance counselors.

“We got together one day and thought, ‘Why aren’t students more involved in the school sys-tem?’ Having freshmen as board members will bring new ideas and a new perspective to Norwalk City Schools,” Mr. Fisk said.

The freshman students who are in the running for board mem-bership are: Anah Freeman, Oliv-ia Schaffer, Sydney Smith, Anna Little and Austin Brown.

These prospective board members have already been thinking about what their first act as official board members will be. They have collectively agreed to vote on freshmen being allowed to leave for lunch, getting rid of school on Mondays and making it possible for freshmen to arrive late and leave early from school.

Experience Njerep with Cloud

By Eilrahc Hsan There are other new classes

coming to Norwalk High School for the 2016-17 school year in-cluding “Intro to Climbing Lad-ders” and “How to Manage PDA.”

In “Intro to Climbing Lad-ders,” students will learn how to correctly climb a ladder without endangering their lives and the lives of people around them.

Very few people know that climbing a ladder is one of the top 10 most dangerous things to do in a household environment.

“We saw a scary number of students climbing ladders incor-rectly over the school year,”

Principal Brad Cooley said, “and we knew we needed to do some-thing about it immediately.”

How to manage PDA will be a freshman-mandatory class, and it will show students how to properly acknowledge their sig-nificant other in the hallways during the school day, and in public for their everyday lives.

“The PDA situation was real-ly getting out of hand,” science teacher Tiffany Chandler said. “That’s why I volunteered to teach this class to all of the freshmen.”

Both classes will be a one-semester course, each for a half credit.

By Eniledam Ehcor Starting with the next school year, history

teacher Chris Cloud will be teaching a Njerep class. The Njerep language is mostly spoken in Nigeria. Only five people in the world can speak this language and Mr. Cloud is one of them.

“We have been informed that the Njerep language is greatly endangered and on the verge of extinction. Mr. Cloud has been fighting for his right to teach the class to save the language,” assistant principal Patrick Kania said.

“Mέ gònè a né mə dɜé bȃ mə dɜé bȃ mbá mbāmò, tā nàdá mə,” Mr. Cloud said, which he translated as “I want to teach this good lan-guage to all, as it was taught it to me.”

Mr. Cloud said he will expect his students to take the language seriously because it is very important to him.

“I have friends in Nigeria who are also among the only five to know this language and they are working with me to see if a field trip would be possible for my students to practice

the language where it is typically spoken,” Mr. Cloud said.

“I’m disappointed that I won’t be able to take this class but I en-courage all underclass-men to sign up for it, especially because Mr. Cloud is teaching it,” senior Ashtyn Ley said.

One student who has already signed up for the class is freshman Anna White.

“I can’t wait to learn Njerep. It’s such a cool language and I really want to visit Nigeria and see wildlife like the four families of venomous snakes that are found there,” she said.

“Even though scheduling for next year has already happened, the guidance office would be happy to switch the schedules of anyone

who would like to take Njerep, especially since it will be a new graduation requirement next year,” guidance counselor Sandra Stewart said.

By Annaerb Sreym

What the heck did I just trip over?

Many students have found that they were tripping over noth-ing, but it turns out, there was something.

Secretly hiding around the school, little creatures walk among us without being seen.

These creatures are about one foot tall, and are often not trying to trip random passersby, but are

merely trying to live their lives to the fullest.

“I can’t believe that I was trip-ping over little people. Now I feel slightly sorry for all those times I stubbed my toes on the carpet,” senior Alexis Braden said.

These creatures that walk among us are known as Invis-ibilus Nomatus, commonly known as invisible gnomes.

“How can we get rid of them?” freshman Joseph Mist said.

The Norwalk City School Dis-trict is already on the case, but with pixies in the middle school, it has been hard for the district to manage time and hire experts on the unseen.

“I can only hope that when the gnomes are gone, we won’t be ‘seeing’ them again,” Principal Brad Cooley said.

How were the gnomes found in the first place?

Custodians have recently found the nesting sites of these

critters, and were astounded by the fact there were infestations.

“One of the nests was in the girls’ bathroom. We cleared it out, but we can’t be sure it’s gone completely,” one custodian said.

There are others who think that clearing away the infestation will not be necessary.

“Let them live their lives! What if it was us being tripped on and the gnomes wanted to get rid of us? This is inhumane,” fresh-man Lillian Grews said.

Tripping over nothing? Could be invisible gnomes

More new classes

Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac Mr. Cloud (right) stands with a Nigerian snake around his neck, next to his Njerep teacher while on a journey to master the language.

Freshening up the school board

Freshmen seize seniority

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Fifty Shades comes to NHS By Nagol Tsruh

Recently released, Fifty

Shades of Grey the musical struck the interest of NHS musi-cal director Robyn Rogers.

“I’m so excited to put on such an iconic show for the communi-ty and student body,” said Mrs. Rogers. “The show was just re-leased for use by amateur drama programs, and the majority of our students had requested to put on this production.”

Chosen as the lead roles in the show are sophomore Shaina

Bruns as Anastasia Steele, and -sophomore Drake Harvey as Christian Grey.

“I have never been in the mu-sical before, but when the direc-tors announced the show, I just had to audition,” said Drake.

“I’ve always wanted to por-tray such a recognizable part. I couldn’t pass up the opportuni-ty,” added Shaina.

“There is a lot of very diffi-cult music in the show, but we have a talented cast, and I think they can handle it,” said assistant director Carol Phillips.

Missing stereo and missing suspect By Dorraj Htims and Eilrahc Hsan

A recent and unfortunate

event has recently struck NHS. Senior Charlie Nash has had his car stereo stolen out of his car.

Although his car was un-locked, the culprit went into his car during the school day and stole the stereo. The suspect is still out there and is on the NHS top 10 most wanted list.

“I really miss jamming in my car every morning. My car rides

are extremely boring now,” said Charlie.

Since this tragic event has happened, a GoFundMe account has been started in order to get him a new stereo for his car.

“Will you please find it in your heart to donate some money into our fund so I can finally lis-ten to music again? We could really use everyone’s help. Thank you,” said Charlie.

Photo by Dorraj Htims Senior Charlie Nash mourns the loss of his stereo.

Arby’s replaces Stomping Grounds for lunch

By Anyala Nerraw and Ylime Htims

What you wear is super im-

portant. It tells a little bit about

who you are! We’re going to give you a few tips about putting to-gether patterns and prints.

When deciding what to wear, always clash your colors. Mix black and brown together because it really makes a broad statement. If you’re planning on wearing a denim shirt, NEVER wear the same colored denim jeans. Colors should never match because it’s boring if they do.

If you’re planning on wearing a hoodie or sweatshirt, wear it over a dress or with something

fancy. It doesn’t make sense to wear a hoodie with anything comfortable. Of course, wear dif-ferent shoes so you can add a va-riety of color to your outfit.

Prints are always fun, so why not mix them?! If you wear chee-tah, wear another print with it, or you can wear many!

Wearing sweatpants with dress shirts is essential when picking out an outfit! You can even accessorize with a bandana or a choker necklace!

Pirate hats go with just about anything, which makes them a perfect accessory. Wear your ten-nis shoes with your skirts or else it will not look like a well-planned outfit.

Super bright colorful hair is definitely in style, so try it out. The color of your hair will really complement your outfit.

If you ever get frustrated while looking for an outfit, just close your eyes and grab the first things you find.

Matter of Style

Mix and match all your colors and patterns

Photo by Nagol Tsruh Sophomores Drake Harvey and Shaina Bruns (pictured at right) rehearse for next year’s musical, re-enacting a scene (pictured at left) from Fifty Shades of Grey.

Yum! Smells like fluoride!

By Ëoz Nitsua Have you ever hated brush-

ing your teeth in the morning, and wish there was an easier way than standing over the sink for a whole two minutes? Just eat this delicious and nutritious breakfast that contains tooth-paste without the hassle of actu-al brushing! Never again waste time brushing when it’s better to waste time making this!

Ingredients: 2 raw eggs 1 tbsp. of toothpaste (favorite

brand)

4 cups of sugar ¼ stick of butter 1 cup of granola 1 banana peel Mix the sugar, butter and raw

eggs in a small pan. Layer the granola over the top, followed by sliced banana peel and tooth-paste arranged as liked. Enjoy!

By Elleinad Hikahsa A recent crime com-

mitted in the Norwalk High School girls’ bath-room has caused quite a stir.

Last week during B lunch, all the sinks in the girls’ bathroom on the first floor were stolen.

“I went to wash my hands during lunch and then I was like???” fresh-man Mayli Austin said. “Everything was a mess, broken pieces of ceramic and water were every-where.”

Many girls are in an outrage. “Who steals a bunch of

sinks? How did they even get them out of the school without anyone noticing?” said junior Willimina Smart.

There is little evidence at the scene of the crime except for the rubble from where the sinks were seemingly ripped from the

wall and a track of muddy foot-prints leading to the exit.

“The Hulk or a wizard are possible suspects in this case,” said Principal Brad Cooley. “I mean who else could rip sinks off a wall, right?”

The culprit is still at large. “Hopefully he or she is

caught before more sinks fall victim to this thief,” Mr. Cooley said.

By Eelir Ztiworoh Just last year, Norwalk High

School got its very own coffee shop, Stomping Grounds. But now, they’re taking a different direction with their food vending ventures.

Callie Baker, the lead teacher in charge of Stomping Grounds, has made the executive decision that coffee isn’t cutting it any-more.

What kids really want,” Mrs. Baker commented, “isn’t coffee,

but quality meat and a name brand they can trust.”

After pulling a few strings, Mrs. Baker was able to acquire a school sponsorship from the suc-cessful fast-food chain Arby’s.

Starting next month, Stomp-ing Grounds will begin renova-tion so that it will be able to make and serve the food commonly purchased from Arby’s restau-rants everywhere.

“I’m excited for the change,” math teacher Corrie Kaple said. “I can’t wait to start serving qual-ity food that the kids deserve

while shouting ‘we have the meats’ at them.”

Some food items that are ex-pected to be seen at this new

“Arby’s Grounds” establishment are the roast beef frappe, curly fry shake, mocha cheese steak and the junior chicken sandwich.

Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac A new sign is placed above the closed Stomping Grounds.

Sinks have gone missing

Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac A picture of the crime scene is shown above.

By Acissej Areliuga

El año que entra el principal de NHS va a hacer que todos los estudiantes tengan que hacer ejercicio todo el año en orden de graduarse y también tienen que empezar a comer saludable. Todas las mañanas antes de em-pezar las clases todo van a ir a caminar o correr por lo menos

una hora y después de lonche también tienen que ir a caminar o correr.

Todos los estudiantes em-pezando el año que viene tienen que traer comida saludable o tienen que comprar la comida saludable. Si los estudiantes no siguen las reglas, tendrán que asistir clases el sábado.

Nuevo requisto para el año que viene

Photo by Ëoz Nitsua

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By Eelrak Yelnoc The Norwalk varsity softball team has decided not to return to Nor-

walk, after traveling to Myrtle Beach over spring break. “We are having too much fun and the weather is better than Ohio,”

said Coach Callie Baker. The girls plan to start school only when they finish all the activities

they have planned. “School work is pointless and the beach is more fun,” said senior

Bailey Thomas. The girls are soaking up the sun on the beach and taking surf les-

sons. “I can’t wait to ride the waves,” said junior Kayla Appeman. The rest of this season’s games will be played, but all the NOL

teams will have to fly down to Myrtle Beach. “I can’t wait for the other teams to come and play in the hot sun,”

said senior Megan Ewing.

By Ekaj Htimsressem There are two new sports at

Norwalk High School. One of the sports is water polo. Mitchell Perry (junior) is the captain of the team.

When asked about how the new sport is going, Mitchell said, “Water polo all day boy, we the best.”

After playing like fish out of the water to start, the team fin-ished on a 15-game winning streak. Their record is 15-3.

“It was a miracle that we went from being the worst team in state to one of the best,” said Coach Wes Douglas.

They are competing in the district championship next week against Sandusky.

“They ain’t got nothing on us. We’re the best water polo-ers in the state,” Mitchell said.

The other new sport at NHS is lacrosse. It has been getting a lot of attention at school. More than 50 students tried out for the la-crosse team.

Coach Derek Pigman selected Quinn Obringer (junior) to be the captain of the team.

In their first game, Quinn scored all of the goals in a 10-8 victory over St. Paul.

After the game Quinn said, “I am the GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) of lacrosse.” He received player of the week honors in the state.

Coach Pigman said, “It was a warm-up game against a terrible team. Don’t expect us to win an-other game.”

However, Quinn had other thoughts.

“We are going to state!" he said.

Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac Mitchel Perry (junior) goes for a goal in the district semifinal game.

Photoshop by Nel-tiac Noremac Quinn Obringer (junior) poses after his 10 goal performance vs. St. Paul.

Two new sports thrive at NHS

By Htims Ylime and Anyala Nerraw Have you ever noticed the crazy number of closed doors around the school?

Digging deep into an in-vestigation to figure out what the doors are hiding, we found some shocking an-swers!

The school has had what was thought to be a morgue for quite some time. We tried to figure out where the bod-ies came from, but couldn’t gain any solid information.

Nervously, Principal Brad Cooley told us, “We didn’t even know those were in there!” Later in the conversa-tion he confessed, “Nobody was supposed to see the bod-ies, but I guess the smell is just getting too bad.”

Shocked, we had to call the police! They rushed over to investigate. They figured out that it wasn’t a morgue, but it was a cadaver lab.

We went in to check out the scene. There were bodies everywhere and blood stains on the floor. The smell was

unbearable and the bodies were uncovered. They seemed to have been recently tampered with. Chopped up body parts lay all over the floor. A human leg was soaking in the sink.

“It’s an ongoing investi-gation,” said police officer Dave Smith.

“I wonder what else we don’t know about this school,” said sophomore Danielle Cousino. Students are concerned about their safety and some have even chosen to be homeschooled.

Compiled by Tterrag Ekrub April 1 - The day that every-

one is forced to tell only truths. April 4, 2016 – April stopped

being a month. April 7, 2015 – Pangaea split

apart in seven continents. April 8, 1928 – The territory

folk made a pact to glue them-selves together.

April 10, 1953 – Vladimir Lenin was brought back to life on planet Namek.

April 11, 2012 - The Earth imploded. All humans were turned into artificial intelligence on a super computer in space.

April 16, 1912 – The world united under the leadership of Vermin Supreme.

April 19, 1945 – All the pol-lution in the atmosphere was re-moved.

April 20, 1946 – The pollu-tion returned to conquer Boston.

April 21, 2016 – Rilee’s com-puter died in newspaper class.

April 26, 1999 – Julius Caesar became a chef.

April 30, 1969 – Niagara Falls flowed with molten lava.

April 31, 2005 – Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked and the 31st of April was created.

By Xela Ssenrah and Nitsuj Zehcnas

At the start of the season, the

crops were strong and sturdy. By the time winter came they were found dead…

“The crops could not survive the tests and hardships of winter,” said Mrs. Farmer. “Hopefully next season they will be prepared.”

The crops were watered with knowledge well but could not

soak up the subject. A batch of not teachable crops they were.

One of Mrs. Farmer’s crops, senior Alex Harness, said, “All I wanted to do was play My NBA 2K16. But Mrs. Farmer wanted me to soak up knowledge. But I don’t really school well.”

Another one of Mrs. Farmer’s withering crops, senior Justin Sanchez, said, “I couldn’t learn how to physicssynthesis.”

Photoshop by Neltiac Noremac Science teacher Angela Farmer sits shocked as her crops wither away.

Farmer’s crops become failures

Softballers love the sun Historical Facts of April

Bodies found behind closed doors

Pet Peeves: What is your biggest pet peeve about school?

Senior Alex Osborn: “The fact that we seniors can leave for lunch.”

Junior Garrett Underwood: “Getting a front row parking spot.”

Sophomore Bethany Cring: “Getting 100% on a test that I didn’t study for.”

Freshman Alyssa Faley: “The fact that I will graduate with a good education.”

A person’s feet were found in the cadaver lab behind closed doors at NHS.

By Netsrik Yellek and Hannah Selah

Page 6 — Trucker Imprint — Monday, April 4, 2016

He said vs. She said

By Dorraj Htims and Yentruoc Mahlep Photos by Neltiac Noremac

Prank Tips

By Ailyk Nosemaj Photoshops by Neltiac Noremac

Many students often wonder

what teachers do outside of school. When younger, students often think teachers live at school, sleep under their desk, and they don’t have lives outside of school, right?

Well, for a select few teachers at least, this isn’t the case. Re-cently teachers have been admit-

ting to secret identities outside of school. Well, I guess they won’t be so secret after this.

Math teacher Chris Higgins recently slipped up during one of

his lessons and, after some pester-ing, students got out of him that he doubles as the “merc with a mouth” Deadpool.

“I really didn’t want my stu-dents to know since it will just make me more popular and a sto-ry of interest among their conver-sations,” said Mr. Higgins.

Also, Will Kish embarrassing-ly admitted to being The Penguin outside of teaching band and mu-sic appreciation.

“I needed something to keep my mind busy after those kids drive me crazy all day,” Mr. Kish said.

Teachers have double identities

She said: Make sure you put the post-it notes on different ways to make it harder to take them off.

She said: They’ll least expect being tripped going down the stairs.

She said: Aim for the ear and act nonchalant.

He said: Use crisp clean cuts when snipping the hair.

He said: Make sure to use *67.

He said: Hide completely inside the locker and yell as loud as you can when you pop out.

HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY FROM YOUR TRUCKER IMPRINT STAFF